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headlines found matching 'Thanksgiving'
Sun January 29, 2023
(US News)
 
  
 
 Turkey alerted over risk of attacks in United States. This is not a repeat from Thanksgiving
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Thu January 05, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Clickers can be choosers too
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Owner of a furniture company who fired all 2,700 of his employees with no notice right before Thanksgiving, says he had to because the company's financials were in terrible shape and he had NO idea. How could he? He was only the owner and chairman
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Small town in the UK does a great service for the lonely on Christmas. Local Farkers encouraged to leave their basements and come on out and socialize
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Thu December 22, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
  
 
 "It's not a sleigh. We have to have something to warm up while the reindeer are getting ready for the season. So it's a little pre-season game going on here. (We're) trying to make some kids smile and lots of adults, too"
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Fri December 09, 2022
(YouTube)
 
  
 
 *WARNING* This thread contains Christmas music. Now that Halloween & Thanksgiving are over, it is acceptable to play Christmas music, what song is definitely on your playlist? LGT 12 hours of the classics
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Patch)
 
  
 
 Thanksgiving underwear thief is behind bars. Christmas saved
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Sun December 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Please excuse Shannon for biting, kicking, and spitting on six deputies after she was kicked off a plane on Thanksgiving for asking passengers she thought to be Latino if they were "smuggling cocaine." Sincerely, Epstein's Uncle (AKA Chris Christie)
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Thu December 01, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
  
 
 When it comes to Disney films opening on Thanksgiving ,"that overall fukn attendance was down 53 percent from 2019.' Wow, someone sounds angry
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Jerry Jones is unfazed by Odell Beckham Jr. airplane incident
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Mon November 28, 2022
(WTOP)
 
  
 
 Your post-Thanksgiving trip home might be bad, but it's not being on a small plane crashing into a power distribution site and dangling 100 feet above the ground while cutting power to thousands of people bad
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Sun November 27, 2022
(DW)
 
  
 
 Supreme leader's niece arrested after denouncing murderous regime. And you thought your Thanksgivings were awkward
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
  
 
 Macy's should be thankful for parade viewership
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(Deadline)
 
  
 
 The most-watched game of the NFL this season was its Thanksgiving turkey trot
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Fri November 25, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 This is certainly a new one: "According to the affidavits, there was no indication of alcohol or drug influence or mental health issues"
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 And Jonathan wins the Thanksgiving family drama contest
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Latest crap from Kyle Rittenhouse's, making a game where he gets to shoot liberal turkeys, you can't make this stuff up
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
  
 
 Law enforcement offers tips on how to avoid becoming crime victims during Black Friday shopping, nothing about what's really important like best deals, lowest prices
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(Bon Appetit)
 
  
 
 What are you doing with your Thanksgiving leftovers?
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(WFMY News)
 
  
 
 Some companies give their employees a turkey for Thanksgiving.Then there are companies that hand out pink slips to all 2,700 of their employees
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(WBOC Delmarva)
 
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 11-year-old brother braves apartment fire to rescue his toddler sister. "If I didn't save my sister I would've been mad at myself because I could've saved her easily"
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Thanksgiving-sized portions of pride, gluttony, sloth, Costco, and maybe a bit of lust
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Special Counsel Jack Smith ain't doing jack shiat on Thanksgiving. Oh wait, what's this? Turns out he's actually working on Thanksgiving and filed a brief with the 11th Circuit Court that points out a fatal flaw in TFG's lame-ass appeal
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 A late entry for "Worst Thanksgiving Side Dish"
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(WSBTV)
 
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 Three McD's employees help deliver healthy baby in the bathroom, baby immediately starts crying when told the McFlurry machine was down for maintenance
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(VT Digger)
 
  
 
 You could buy a postcard stamp 101 years ago for a penny. But, you would have taken a chance on late delivery. But it still might make it in time for Thanksgiving
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(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 Thanksgiving, happy. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Let's see your turkey day photographs
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
  
 
 Alice's Reunion
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(WUSA9)
 
  
 
 Bad luck: Being a 15-year-old driver without a license and ramming the back of a car. Really bad luck: Being a 15-year-old driver without a license and ramming the back of a state trooper's car
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
  
 
 E. Jean Carroll wishes Trump a Happy Thanksgiving, by filing a sexual assault lawsuit against him just after midnight last night
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 I would eat a whole Doozer village for Thanksgiving. For those of you born after 1987, your Gen X and Millennial Farker friends are enjoying a long overdue new holiday episode of Fraggle Rock
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Arizona grandmother who texted stranger over for Thanksgiving will celebrate her seventh holiday with him
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 For your amusement, Slate staff Slatesplain their worst Thanksgiving cooking disasters
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(Popular Science)
 
  
 
 Tired of the endless "white meat vs dark meat" debate over Thanksgiving dinner? Let's just settle this scientifically. Here comes the (popular) science
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(Gothamist)
 
  
 
 Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 What will the best floats be? Which bands will be the best? Any other surprises that the parade has? It's the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, beginning at 8:45 AM ET on NBC and streaming on Peacock
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(Some Parent)
 
  
 
 Handy guide for understanding political rants at the Thanksgiving table
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(Some Turkey)
 
  
 
 What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google! It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread, Thanksgiving edition
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Some traditions are timeless at Thanksgiving; pumpkin pie, ham, backyard football, but nothing is as timeless as the Great American Pastime, MST3K's Turkey Day celebration. The fun starts at 7AM ET with The Sword and the Dragon
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
  
 
 What favorite dishes for Thanksgiving, folks? Dressings, desserts, smoked gator, casseroles, plenty of sides like ... Wait, what the Fark?
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(Farktography)
 
 Farktography
 
 Theme of Farktography Contest No. 916: "Thanksgiving" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
  
 
 "Many canonical Thanksgiving foods follow a strict formula, but stuffing can be whatever speaks to your heart and feels right" And how do you Farkers do stuffing/dressing/whatever you call it?
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(IMDB)
 
  
 
 Fun wholesome Thanksgiving movies for the whole family to watch together
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Besides "let someone else do the cooking" and "order Chinese take-out", what tips or tricks that you have learned over your many years can you share with any first-time Thanksgiving cooks?
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Share a sentence you could use after sex or after Thanksgiving
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Local news + "rapping" chef + Thanksgiving leftovers = Found Footage Fest AWESOME
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 The fark is wrong with you, with a gravy boat like that? You ain't right
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: The worst Thanksgiving side dishes
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Fifteen hockey games on tap for the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, highlighted by the Flames taking on the Penguins, the Bruins travelling to Florida to take on the Panthers, and the Leafs and Devils squaring off. The fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Q: Can AI generate the perfect Thanksgiving dinner? A: Pumpkin spice chaat
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(DW)
 
  
 
 Kurds: Bring it. Ground Turkey can be made halal and it is almost Thanksgiving
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(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 As climate change continues, Michigan could feel like Kentucky soon. Minus the bourbon of course
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(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 CBS WH Correspondent Ed O'Keefe decided to make a complete jackass of himself on live TV the day before Thanksgiving
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
  
 
 'Twas the night 'fore Thanksgiving/And out at the bars/All the people were drinking/Hope they're not driving cars. Happy Drunk/Blackout Wednesday
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Cheat sheet to use on Thanksgiving when your racist MAGA uncle starts going off about how Joe Biden is destroying America
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(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 It's time for the Thanksgiving equivalent of the article complaining that "Seinfeld doesn't work if they have cellphones"
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Just in time for Thanksgiving, here are some holiday foods that you can safely share with your dog. Plain green beans are okay, but green bean casserole is right out, which is where I'd like to toss it. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 The day after tomorrow is Thanksgiving and all is quiet in the house, for now. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, and what are you doing and eating for the holiday ahead?
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(AZ Family)
 
  
 
 Alice Scooper says No More Mr. Ice Guy
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(PBS)
 
  
 
 Here are some helpful safety tips for deep frying a turkey for Thanksgiving. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions
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(Thread Reader)
 
  
 
 As you sit down to your Thanksgiving dinner, remember to say a prayer of "Gracias" to Jesus for your meal
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(WTOP)
 
  
 
 If you're thinking about filing a story about unprecedented traffic delays over Thanksgiving, better get your stories in now or get stuck in the greenlight gridlock
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