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Sat April 21, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The reason the US strikes on Syria took so long to happen is that they needed to be cleared by upper management first
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus that was supposed to go to New York ends up in Toledo. Everybody on the bus just laughed and laughed
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Men younger than 50: The more you smoke, the more you stroke"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
H-1B engineers: "Thanks, but no thanks. We'll take Canada instead. They're much more polite"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So where are teens, millennials, and ageless hipsters supposed to hang out now that Starbucks is no longer cool? Why, Mickey D's, of course
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump says DNC lawsuit could be "good news". Also mentions that "war is peace", "freedom is slavery", and "ignorance is strength" before casually mentioning we've always been at war with EastAsia
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the first ever crossover Caturday/Woofday thread. Let's help the puppy people design a new Fark Tag for Woofday Wednesday, 'cause we're all helpful like that on Caturday. Link goes to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday Photoshop contest page
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
We're going to have to ask you to go ahead and throw out ALL your romaine lettuce, so if you could just do that, that'd be great, yeah
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
RNC raises record $13.9 million on news that they're going down in flames
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Someone decided to have a controlled burn by Interstate 75 right before Friday morning rush hour. There's no way that could backfire
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has never faced a US president that didn't care if South Korea was reduced to a glowing ember
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
CIA confirms Pompeo never actually fought in the Gulf War, contrary to his bio. Next thing you'll tell me is that Sessions didn't actually serve in the Confederate Army
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Before you get excited about that $1 billion fine on Wells Fargo, consider: "Six big banks saved at least $3.59 billion in taxes in the first quarter of 2018, following the enactment of the GOP's tax-cut law in December". Yes, Wells IS one of the six
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oregon has ended up with way more pot than it can smoke - to the tune of one million pounds
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Family needs help after bunnies begin farking like rabbits. With pic of demon bunnies that will haunt your dreams
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child likes to make himself vomit for fun. Is that weird? Is that wrong? Should I stop him?"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Every candidate for Alabama governor at GOP debate says they voted for Roy Moore. Let that sink in for a bit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A safer bet than any of the LJN movie tie-in games it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Satellite Reign from Humble Bundle. What have you been playing? Side note what game(s) are you eagerly awaiting? Tell us inside
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today, in "Things that make you go 'hmmmmmm...'" Scott Pruitt had a secret meeting in Morocco, with who and what about we have no idea because he redacted most of his schedule of the trip
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need to lose weight; what's a light beer that doesn't suck too badly? Difficulty, no AB products please
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hey, if you could send us back all that secret research on remote mind controlling we accidentally sent you under that FOIA request, and forget it we would appreciate it.." Department of Mind Control
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Why does [Misha Flypp] get his life destroyed but not Comey and his 'third rate' book?" Probably because betraying your country to the Russians is a more serious offense than pissing off a cheeto?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that a kangaroo would like beer. They're both full of hops
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains about the liberal activist judge that he nominated to the Supreme Court
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Chatham HOA votes to kill the beaver. Wally looks nervous
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street 'Fearless Girl' statue being moved to a new location. And that's no bull
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite his post war claims, evidence has emerged that Professor Hans Asperger collaborated with the Nazis, perhaps as many as 789.13275 times, maybe because he was unable to pick up on the social cues that identified them as really, really bad guys
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A profile of VA Secretary-designate Ronny Jackson. Including that fact that George W. Bush gave him the nickname "Scrote"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's Prince's original version of "Nothing Compares 2 U" revealed for the first time ever, thanks to his estate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For anyone in the cheap seats, when congressional Republicans say they haven't given any thought as to whether or not they'll endorse Trump in 2020, that means they absolutely will but would very much like to win back their own seats first
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
That's no Wedge, it's a Wedge
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(Nebraska TV)
 
 
 
Nebraska legislature passes law eliminating license requirements for practitioners of animal massage. Story to the left; to the right, warnings that Omaha is now in danger of going full libertarian Mogadishu by Mother's Day
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Will Smith recalls the only time - thanks to Suge Knight - he was trapped in the closet with Michael Jackson, and all the King of Pop wanted to do was barter with him for the 1st Silver Age appearance of the Sub-Mariner. And none of that is a euphemism
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember when NASA lost a Mars probe in 1999 because of a metric / imperial conversion mistake? It was more complicated than that, as this article written 19 years ago so thoroughly explains in excruciating detail, back when folks had attention spans
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
One third of the Great Barrier Reef was killed by the 2016 heatwave, but on the bright side it was bleached so white that it can wait all day at Starbucks and not be harassed by anyone
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games tonight thanks to Excalibroom. Both series are 2-1, will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded Two Game Lead? Why not both? Bruins/Leafs @ 7pm ET & Capitals/Blue Jackets @ 7:30pm ET. Go goonjuice; shut up, Pierre; fark cancer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You rent a Airbnb house that is advertised as 'child friendly' and your toddler breaks a bottle of port and ruins the carpet. Should you pay for the damage?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is quite fitting that Playboy magazine will host a reception after this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. No, not for that reason
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"After the meeting, Trump told some of his closest advisers that it's not the right time to remove either man since he's not a target of the probe." He just doesn't know how to shut up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The untold story of the Mercury 13: female pilots who tested better in every category than their male astronaut counterparts but were discarded nonetheless. If only they hadn't used those private email servers
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Mom wants everyone to rub one out before hitting the road. Do you follow that advice?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
YouTuber Mars Argo says her online identity was stolen by ThatPoppy and ex-boyfriend Titanic Sinclair. Yes, that is a real sentence in 2018
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on the corn dog. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The week finally wraps up with Burnley hosting Chelsea, and Leicester looking to put Southampton one step closer to relegation. Kickoff is at 2:45 EDT. This is your Thursday EPL Discussion thread
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros / DC Studios hire more women in bid to become relevant again and break off some of that sweet, sweet Marvel money
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Whenever Trump starts a sentence with "people don't realize" or "most people don't know," you can bet what follows is something that everyone realizes and everyone knows
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
H. R. McMaster's dad "fell," "hit his head," was "put in a chair," and "died under suspicious circumstances." If you have free space, that's a bingo
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority says that they've exhausted their pool of free IP addresses. For real this time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That explosive Southwest Airlines engine is in use on over 8000 Boeing 737s. Can we please be allowed to bring our own booze on board now?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth says her 'sincere wish' is for Prince Charles to be head of Commonwealth. Says nothing about wanting to die anytime soon to, you know, actually make that happen
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Movie Theater in Saudi Arabia opens with a movie about a wise and benevolent monarch who rules a fabulously wealthy kingdom that owes its power and success to its near monopoly on a precious natural resource
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Trump declares that Russia has not done anything to warrant sanctions. But he said it in the toughest way possible, so it's totally cool
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to that Harriet Tubman $20 bill?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Donald Blankenship is hoping that getting his conviction vacated will make WV voters forget he's the reason 29 coal miners are dead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dick's sporting goods destroys all the guns they pulled from their shelves. Which makes it the only item in a sporting goods store ever to be willfully smashed to pieces that wasn't a golf club
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Apparently goats follow instructions better than teenagers, deer or rabbits. At least in this one area of work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump talks to trusted legal advisor for 15 minutes and is told Cohen will turn on him in a New York minute when charged with crimes. So he's got that going for him
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Erin Popovich, the wife of Gregg Popovich, has passed on. Some things are more important than sports
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Wed April 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
You mean that selling items at a higher markup than most and then giving out single use coupons that don't take the item nearly as low as Amazon isn't working?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a Pentagon briefing on the military situation in Syria, Senators of both parties are starting to think that MAYBE Trump's "Pull back and let Putin do whatever he wants there" plan may not have been so cunning after all
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Spurs' Gregg Popovich promises to stop joking that Nick Kerr works as a spy for his dad
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British neurosurgeon, who apparently has never watched Futurama, reveals that decapitated heads could live on for years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too much green tea may be harmful to your health. That's it, I'm going back to bourbon then
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Special Prosecutor will deal with Trump-caused issue. No, not that one. Or that one, either
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Big banks report record profits thanks to Trump's tax reform. Hope you enjoy that latte you bought from 7-Eleven with your tax cut
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Dear Mike Pompeo, Thank you so much for hating gay people. You have my full support. God bless. Sincerely, Franklin Graham
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hello police? I'd like to report a suspicious individual. He's tied up and gagged, that looks pretty suspicious to me
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill is retiring the 50 Most Beautiful list, likely because there aren't that many beautiful people left in Washington
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And you get your free coffee right after Bill Gates ponies up that free trip to Disneyland you got in 1998 for forwarding an email
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician ridiculed for claim that ancient texts show India invented the internet. In his defense there are an awful lot of depictions of the Kama Sutra on the net
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes aim at the kind of people that might have six kids by four different women, three of whom were immigrants
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
"Dispatch, I'm on the scene now and I can see where the vehicle hit the house. There is some damage, but it looks pretty minor. *KA-BOOM!* .... Uh, let me rephrase that." (w/ video)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 declares that "It's time for more lasers". Finally, a policy proposal we can all get behind
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces that the least crappy application in the Office suite will no longer be included as part of the Office suite
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a new religion that's all about religion being bad for humanity, and yep, it includes things about rides on UFOs to a planet in another galaxy
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(Decider)
 
 
 
In news that will shock no one, new book reveals that the making of "Caddyshack" was fueled with rampant alcohol and cocaine use
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Star Citizen gives all its backers free shirts to celebrate 2M backers. In-game shirts, not real shirts. In a game that still seems nowhere close to release
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire island of Puerto Rico is under a blackout that is expected to last for at least 24-36 hours, before power can be restored. 75% of the island still unable to tell any difference
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is really hoping you've forgotten he told Lester Holt that the Russia thing was on his mind when he fired FBI Director Comey, as he now claims Russia had nothing to do with it
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. Also, that alien was a giant dick. Wait, what do you mean I can't say that?" This is your Fark Writer's Thread, screaming in space edition
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You have to try these 60 iconic U.S. restaurants before you die. Any others worth trying that should be added to the list?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
At Amazon headquarters you can bring your dogs to work. That's either PR gold or the best thing ever, possibly both. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reminds us all that Barbara Bush hated Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is apoplectic over Cohen investigation. For those of you who still think this investigation is about nothing, apoplectic is a big word that means "overcome with anger"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mormon leader tells crowd of African Mormons that poverty is spiritual and the only way out of it is to give what little you have to the church
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Tue April 17, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
New report says San Diego disposes of more waste than the rest of California. It's unclear if that included the Chargers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Paying $3,000 extra for a car's self-driving functionality that doesn't even exist yet isn't normal. But on Tesla it is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's found an aspect of government service that he's actually not-terrible at: promoting American weapons sales
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is required to pass a budget that balances itself within 10 years; but thanks to the looming trillion-dollar deficits, that would require cuts the would be politically suicidal. So the Budget Cmte chair has a plan: Eliminate the Budget Cmte
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some ex-FBI agents say that Comey is hurting the FBI by publicly clashing with Trump, you know, not the repeated attempts by Trump to politicize the agency, or fire anyone investigating him
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The United States Marines are looking for a few good men. And sorry, if your pastimes include 'Seig Heiling into the night' you don't meet that description
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke calls himself "geologist" despite never having worked in field. Does that make Devin Nunes a botanical gynecologist?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When the team finds a hole in Devoe's defenses they walk in blindly, like idiots. Meanwhile, Joe notices that Harry seems off. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson recovers, will Jennifer answer the call? (CW 9ET)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"I never thought it would happen" said a soon-to-be-former Sears employee and apparent visitor from the 1950's, unaware that Sears Holdings is, in fact, in a death spiral
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's play "Six Degrees of Separation" between Sean Hannity and Russia: Hannity has secret comms with Assange. Assange sold his soul to Moscow for some putang and the latest issue of "How to be a douche" magazine. Wow, that was quick
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Je m'appelle Sean Joan Hannity. What matters most is that I searched my memories, and I've got nothing to be guilty of. No guilt trip for me. I am taking the higher ground, because love is the answer. There's no way this scandal will affect me
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks announces that Tuesday May 29th will be "don't mess with your caffeine-deprived coworkers day" if you want to live
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(Metro)
 
 
 
President of Uganda wants to ban oral sex in his country because 'the mouth is for eating.' Yeah, good luck with that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fund managers' allocation to stocks a 18-month low, leading to speculation that the market has peaked or will peak this year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That NatSec advisor to both Pence and UN ambassador Haley? Yeah, he got the f*ck outta there once he came to his senses
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer discovers the least viral YouTube video of all time ... wait, no, scratch that
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Hopefully MAIA is more TNG computer than HAL9000 or Skynet. Bonus: Subby is on the design team
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that crimes committed by immigrants that have a "risk of violence" are not enough to deport them. Bonus: Gorsuch was the deciding vote
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Neanderthal Matt Damon apparently threatened Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut about sleeping with Trump. So, Matt Damon, then
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Did you know there's one equation that tells you the entire cosmic history and fate of the Universe, and that we've farking solved it?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scared shiatless that Cohen's cutting a deal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One hit wonders, The Bellamy Brothers, believe that you'll want to know all about their incredible life spent hawking one mediocre pop song
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
In Utero is a pretty good Nirvana album. It's also where a woman in Florida keeps her tire gauge that she uses to smoke crack
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian sex guru and his followers show up in Thai court claiming to know about 2016 U.S. election interference. Sure, why not? We've had everything else
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
City hall official, busted on suspicion of public indecency for taking out the garbage while nude, explains to police that putting on clothes bothered him
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Why the hell do we eat eggs for breakfast anyway? It's not like they came before chicken nuggets that we can eat anytime of the day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to a yard sale and/or flea market and bought something out of impulse that actually turned out to be a very useful or awesome purchase?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrat 2020 presidential field is so devoid of young talent that Joe Biden is the frontrunner. Uh oh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The two Koreas are discussing an official end to their 68-year war, crushing plans for that M*A*S*H reboot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 28-year-old daughter started dating an unemployed trans man. I support LGBT issues. I asked her if that meant a man who was a woman or a man transitioning to a woman. She got offended I asked; I worry she's being used. What do?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's ethics are under fire, much the way subby's dog's rampant immorality comes under fire when he goes to town on his genitals. More than 3 licks is just decadence, Spud
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Four hot asian babes busted for giving 'erotic massages'. We're gonna need bigger 'scare quotes'... No, bigger than that
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
How addicted have we become to video games? So addicted not to even care that a tornado is right in your neighborhood, ripping off roofs as well as ripping the house next door clear off its foundation
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Judge: The US Government needs to turn over copies of all seized evidence so that Mr. Cohen's legal team can determine what might be privil... Cohen team: ALL OF IT *coughs* um....We're thinking all of it is privileged, Your Honor. Let's go with that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently offering tons of new shows attracts millions of new subscribers as Netflix has discovered. Networks gnash their teeth over shocking discovery. What about our 10 new shows a year strategy that we've used for 50 years?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remember the "accident" in the lab that created The Hulk? This is sort of like that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the NY hedge fund billionaire that 'volunteered' as a reserve officer of a small New Mexico town? He's found a small town in Colorado that needed a pickup truck
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ever feel ripped off when your bag of chips is mostly air? Well, why not sue and join the legion of "slack fill" lawsuits that are quite common in the food industry? I think question has just been answered
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stop sharing details from your personal history on Facebook. That's what TotalFark discussion is for
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Since it's the day before that dreaded 3-letter day, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) is about songs dealing with money and/or taxes
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers all time leading scorer passes away.. No, not him. Not that guy either
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
In a fight between a Russian T-90 tank and an American M-1A2 Abrams, victory goes to the better crew. Or perhaps the one that has a bunch of friends in A-10s, but that's not the point
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: MSNBC eliminates ticker, because not every news story is a breaking-news emergency that must roll along the bottom of your screen and compete with the talent
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How well has the GOP governed as the majority party? Well, a billionaire, until now known for contributing heavily to GOP candidates, says he is using the tax credit he received thanks to Trump to help Democrats get elected as a check on Trump
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
19-year-old spring breaker learns that when you're holding a beer and a cop asks how old you are, "[expletive deleted] 12" is not the best response
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children's clothes emblazoned with ENJOY COCAINE. Yeah, some people have a problem with that
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump was climbing in ratings? That's over
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, obviously thinking his cunning plan all the way through, decides that he will not comply with a judge's order to list his current clients
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's soundproofed phone booth, where he presumably goes every time he repeals another clean air regulation to pretend that he's Superman, is a violation of Federal law
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos spends a rainy day whipping up pancakes for celebrities, not being grilled by Congress like that Zuck schmuck
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Is the mind locked inside its skull, sealed in with skin, or does it expand outward, merging with things [like pen, paper, phone and computer] and places and other minds that it thinks with?" In other words, does FARK.com make us smarter?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much new. Just that Michael Cohen stopped US Weekly from running a story about Don Jr's affair
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Research shows that many people plan for retirement by focusing on dying earlier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania books appointment with ophthalmologist to correct severe eye-rolling incident
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world biatchslaps Facebook. No, not that one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Nigerian Prince at White House. Hopefully he'll bring that huge inheritance that he wants to split with Trump if Trump will front him half
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump 2020 campaign is in full swing, and more than 20% of their expenditures this year have been on legal fees
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood unveils close-up photo of her post-accident face, after a horrific fall that left her with a broken wrist and 40 stitches in her face
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame is inducting songs now. List of songs to the left, farkers bitterly complaining that "By-Tor and the Snow Dog" isn't one of them to the right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity doesn't think much of a President that bombs Syria and then goes golfing
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Journalist that embarrassed Russia falls out of 5th story window, on accident, he wasn't pushed, you're the puppet
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp and Alicia have gotten separated from Madison, will she become The Governess and rule with an iron fist? How will Morgan fit into the plot? Jenna Elfman? Really? Fear the Walking Dead season 4 premiere, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Since the world is flat, it stands to reason that Australia does not exist
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
April is STD awareness month. Not like any of you have to worry about that though. Just be aware. If anyone comes to your basement and asks you about it make sure you know that April is STD awareness month
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
What really sucks about the world coming to a cataclysmic end a week from tomorrow is that the IRS won't accept that as an excuse to file your taxes late. Bunch of soulless bureaucrats, I tell ya
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In support of the tax bill, the President 's Council of Economic Advisers produced a report that "very conservatively" estimated that it would cause wages to rise by $4,000. Q1 numbers are in and...wages are up, by about $6.21/wk on pace for $323/yr
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Anyone up for a friendly Mediterranean diet thread on a Sunday? Bonus: it now helps to combat liver cirrhosis, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice sentiment, but we hate to inform you that a) he doesn't drink alcohol, and b) he ain't letting you in to the U.S. unless you miraculously turn white, European, and preferably rich. But like we said, nice sentiment
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Someone just realized that people are ... GASP ... eating charcoal. ON PURPOSE. Is this some crazy new fad? IS IT SAFE? Or, maybe, just maybe, people have been doing this for centuries... take your pick
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(High Country News)
 
 
 
You're way more sophisticated than those rubes who send money to televangelists; instead, you sent your money to Standing Rock protestors who used it for ... well, that's what nobody seems to know
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen evidently has something far more important to do than personally attend his court proceedings: sit around and smoke cigars with his skeevy Russian friends
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four prime time matches are on tap, starting in Southampton, going to Selhurst Park, off to Liverpool, and ending in Wembley. Sunday has Arsenal at Newcastle, followed by Baggies at United. Kickoff is 7:30 am EDT. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that Democratic presidential candidates will continue winning the popular vote but lose the Electoral College
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Remember the story that Buzz Aldrin claimed to have seen aliens in space, and subsequently passed a lie detector test? Well ... not so fast
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Repetitional risk," - just of like that sleezy orange fake tan - the gift that keeps on a giving. (Fark needs a Mambo dogface to the banana patch tag, bigly.)
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Sat April 14, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When it turns out that the entire body of scientific knowledge is firmly against you, do you: A) change your views, B) fund new research to support your claims, or C) tank the ratings of a children's book on Amazon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Metro authorities want you to know that the naked man on a train they had to taze and a knife-wielding man's attempt to steal a bus are unrelated anomalies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A version of Typhoid that is resistant to all oral antibiotics save one is spreading in Pakistan. Doctors advise that we can either start taking antibiotic resistance seriously or get ready for a thinning of the herd
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the separation of powers laid out in the Constitution are optional if you have a secret memo that the public and Congress are not allowed to read
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man in Tesco parking lot attacked by axe-wielding maniac. That body spray is dangerous stuff
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Well, now that the 2OT, longest game in both the Kings & Knights (obviously) history is over, it's time to turn our eyes onward. COL/NSH & TB/NJ @ 3pmET. TOR/BOS @ 8 & SJ/ANA @ 10:30. A great day/night of hockey is waiting for us. SUP, FC. ETC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MD law to mitigate generic drug price gouging struck down because profits are more important than lives
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Hey look, it's another one of those "secrets no one knows about Disneyland" that everyone has known pretty much since the invention of the first dialup modem
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Once again, US warned Russia to vacate all areas before bombing. This is literally nothing more than a dog and pony show, wasting hundreds of millions in tax dollars
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Fri April 13, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Cohen: I was never in Prague in 2016. Mueller: You sure about that?
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Ryan Leaf observes that brash-talking QB prospect Baker Mayfield sounds a lot like brash-talking QB prospect Ryan Leaf circa 1998. He also proclaims Josh Allen the new Brock Osweiler
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerruh Joneses: It was incredibly difficult to cut Dez. Translation: Holy shiat that felt good. If anyone's gonna turn this team around, it's gonna be meh
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
New report says jobless claims have now stayed below 300,000 for the longest time on record. Although that number will skyrocket again with the number of Republicans looking for work after November
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I wish people would write better songs." Apparently he's forgotten that he once wrote a song titled "Jamaica Jerk Off"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sources say that today is the last day for Sessions and Rosenstein and America
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The good news: The FDA approved contact lenses that shade the sun. The bad: they're not mirrored
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The five worst things that have happened on Friday the 13th. CH CH CH AH AH AH
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
EA says they've learned their lesson and vow to "be better." "It's clear to us that players see the company differently than we do"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Not that it matters to ESPN, but it didn't take long for Alex Rodriguez to remind his latest TV employers of what they blissfully try to ignore: Rodriguez has NO idea what he's talking about"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TV executives: Hey, it's sorta looking like that whole "Roseanne reboot" thing kinda worked. What do you think, guys? Does this mean we can stop trying to invent new shows and just start rebooting all the '90s sitcoms?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Announcement that an announcement on Rosenstein will occur between 2pm and 4pm today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer now in charge of the London Stock Exchange. Joey Tribbiani still hoping for that one big break
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"From Chevron's perspective there's no debate about climate science," said Theodore Boutrous Jr., declaring that humans are indeed playing a significant role in causing climate change
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Honestly the most newsworthy thing about Ex-CIA director Brennan's latest tweet is that a 63-year old man knows the term "kakistocracy"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
That blue wave may overwhelm the Senate. Someone should grab some towels
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fast Food Brawl Week continues with this video of a McDonald's employee with a backslap that would make Ric Flair proud WOOOO
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Customer complains that bakery with no macarons "isn't French enough", lodges a complaint to Fair Trading, starts an online petition. FTA: "So far, she is the only signature on the petition." No Macarons? What do farkers think?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Most celebrities avoid the paparazzi like the plague. Susan Lucci thanks them for photographing her in her swimsuit
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Psssst.... let's not give Syria or Russia a heads up, but here are the eight targets in Syria that the US and their allies will bomb to smithereens for the chemical weapons attack
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More controversial than hiring Tyranthraxus as a motivational speaker it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Classic adventure game Eric the Unready hits GOG this week. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite odd tricks to beat games?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Screen Actor's Guild tells horses to stay out of the barn because there's this pervy wolf that may eat you, which is subby's twisted metaphorical way of saying that SAG is a little late with their warning, ya dumb-dumbs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It has been one hell of a week, but we made it through. So pour yourself a glass, sit back and watch Clannad with the Irish national choir ANÚNA perform Theme From Harry's Game inside Christ Cathedral in Dublin. Feel that stress melt away...aaahhhh
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host is convinced that Mueller is jealous of that which cannot be seen with the naked eye
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That one glass of wine per day that was good for you, then bad for you, then good for you again will now kill you in your sleep
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's possible that the biggest crisis actor of them all is Alex Jones. After all, he fits the definition: a false flag-waving paid plant at a tragedy, invented by right-wing conspiracy fans as a way to dream away the real victims of school shootings
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Crazy college kids defend Commie professor. Wait, sorry, that should be: Crazy college kids defend Confederate professor. Actually, it should be: Krazy Kollege Kids defend Confederate professor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In today's episode of, "The Stupid at Fox News, It Burns," Michael Cohen is a member of ISIS, and that's why the FBI raided his home and office
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man kills his daughter, his son, his grandson, and his father in law, yet only leaves three bodies. If you can do the math on that, you'd wish you hadn't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A very disturbing pattern of silencing the President's accusers is emerging. He might want to put some ice on that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
11 senators to the FCC Chair: We feel that Sinclair Broadcasting's "must run" pieces are distorting the local news and violate FCC standards and request you open an investigation. Pai: nahhh they're all good bro, no need to check
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Turns out that it's illegal to create your own parking spaces on the street. Who knew?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Plating pretty food has long been the rage, but now comes the rise of ugly food that's awesome. So, what's your favorite dish to make that won't be winning any beauty contests?
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is single again...if you're into that sort of thing
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Take an exclusive look inside RGIII's Virginia home, now on the market. There's the step he sprained his ankle on. There's the bathtub where he slipped and injured his calf. There's the golf club that he swung and tore his rotator cuff. Ah, memories
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man discovers that it is indeed true. Crocodiles can't climb trees. Tune in next week for the next episode of "realities that really don't need further testing"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham appeals to Trump not to fire Mueller in the only way that might work: Going on Fox News and begging him
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The number one thing killing Floridians is smoking, rather than Florida Man as one might expect
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So your city is a corrupt festering cesspit whose leaders couldn't manage their way out of a wet paper bag? Easy solution - just annex the suburbs that have their shiat together and bend them to your will
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, Apple will begin to warn Macintosh users that 32-bit app support will soon be removed. This headline was submitted using Lynx for DOS on a 32-bit Windows 10 machine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark needs an "Obviunlikely" tag as Trump says he can fire Mueller but then denies that he wants to
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump administration considering a plan that would allow states to require certain food stamp recipients to undergo drug testing. Drug testing for people receiving tax dollar benefits? OK. How about drug testing for all elected officials?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Inflation returning? pffft. Unemployment? naahhh. Oil supply? please. It's somebody's trade war that's got the Fed spooked
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
For those of you that have housecleaners, here are some things that they secretly want you to know. Now don't walk on the clean floor with your dirty shoes now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The most admired man in America by a large margin is Barack Obama. A distant second is Donald Trump. However, in Russia, Trump is number one... the only country that Trump is number one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rangers beat Bruins 10-7...what?...oh, make that the Yankees beat the Red Soxs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just accepted a great job offer with a company contingent on a background check. Criminally, I'm fine, but I was a sex worker. I called it freelance work on my resume. Is that the wrong kind of prostituting for business?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BREAKING (seriously, they typed that): President Trump says attack on Syria could happen "very soon or not so soon at all"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some guy says Michael Cohen is going to jail for a very long time. Oh, that guy just happens to be the former US Attorney for the Southern District of New York
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Pamper's Wife, who is being considered for a federal judgeship, is unable to state if she believes that black Americans should be treated as humans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ugly Turtle that breathes through its genitals has become endangered; no, this is not a lost politics tab post
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Remember, if you have an extra baby you don't need, just return the kid to your local "baby box." Much easier than getting refunds from condom vending machines for defective products
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Wed April 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
MethaneSAT can watch you fart from orbit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 45-year-old cocktail that you can drink all night and still keep on your toes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is that a museum in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, that's because he doesn't have one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge: Where's the missing half ton of marijuana? Police: Uh, mice must have eaten it. Yeah, mice... that's the ticket
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg gets more questions about Diamond & Silk than FB's role in Myanmar genocide. Brought to you by Ted Cruz (R-#CamAnal), Joe Barton (R-TX), Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Steve Scalise (R-LA), and Billy Long (R-MO)
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
NASA would like to remind you that its new InSight Mars lander will be launching May 5th and to please not lick the Mars lander, repeat do not lick the Mars lander
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Tristan Thompson is caught 'cheating' on Khloe Kardashian, the pregnant reality star's entire family unfollows him on social media. Well, that ought to show him
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A new app that lets you rent out your car to complete strangers? What could possibly go wrong with that?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller seeks subpoenas for 35 witnesses in Manafort trial set for July. He's asked the judge for blank subpoenas to be filled in later. That should send a lot of sphincters aflutter
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10. Let that sink in for a moment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Boehner decides three years too late that Marijuana should be de-scheduled
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(929jack.com)
 
 
 
Who is at fault here? I had to watch more than once just to see the pissed off construction guy
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Lost In Space's greatest achievement is being a major new TV show that's watchable for adults and kids. Also, the robot is Farking great
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine ways to meet men that don't involve online dating. Because apparently we've forgotten how to go out and do things in the age of the internet
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Students design car that gets over 1000 MPG, and the only downside is that anyone driving it looks like a secondary villain in an Austin Powers movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For you Yanks out there, imagine if your street was named Dumb Fark Lane. And then imagine that the city council refused to change it because of the "history" involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, there are more black holes than we thought. A LOT more. If you need me, I'll be under my bed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you wanted to fix it and didn't care that the warranty was void if the sticker was removed, so we fixed it by voiding the rule about warranty-voiding stickers, so you can fix it without voiding the warranty, dawg
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP statehouse candidate: "We've never had Muslims here in Oregon, ever, until now. Jewish liberals are opening up the borders... And then they wonder why there's anti-Semitism." Jerry: "You're not gonna open with THAT, are you?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump plans to restore "independence and dignity to millions of Americans" by cutting their welfare benefits and forcing them to find jobs that don't exist
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith offers to have Stan Lee come live with him as reports surface that Lee is a victim of elder abuse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bobby Three Sticks: Oh, gentlemen, one more thing. Tell Donnie that while you all were talking with me about his latest refusal to blah blah, his lawyer, Cohen, was raided by the FBI. Now you boys have a nice day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Craft bourbon distillers are preparing for a bust and diversifying their product lines on news that nobody actually likes bourbon except hipsters who are on the verge of declaring it too mainstream now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes privately told colleagues that if the DoJ doesn't hand over those documents, he will microwave so many grapefruit, so help him, that "More than Words" mix tape will be worn down to the nubs in the boombox when he's done
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
It took less than 24 hours after Rick Scott declared his run for Senate for someone to notice his fundraising violations. Bonus lol: his PAC was to both promote Trump's policies and reach out to Latinos
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you want to abandon a bike, do it on shore where you'll be ignored by the police rather than on a ferry where the coasties will go looking for a man overboard
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
That time LBJ went to the Pentagon to fire Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, when the elevator got stuck and everyone on board thought a coup was going down and other interesting politicians stuck in elevator stories
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man selling WWII dog tags on eBay that have blood, fire and fuel stains on the metal forgets to tell his buyers one important detail in his sales pitches: that they were stolen from the National Archives
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trumpers who now know they were sold a bag of rocks apparently are furious that President Trump is picking establishment GOPers for appointments
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Squirrels put more thought than you into fiddling with their nuts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That large Black Lives Matter group that you donated money to is actually a middle-aged white guy in Australia
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
What Did Trump's Body Language Say as He Slammed Raid on Personal Lawyer's Office? You know, other than the fact that he's guilty as sin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, look, a massive surge in young people saying they'll vote this November. I wonder what that's all about
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Target shoplifter walks off with a security system. Police have narrowed suspects to those that had rain on their wedding day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II compares Trump to noisy helicopter that goes "round and round when you want to talk." Suck it, peasants
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
After a cold start to April, many in the eastern United States may have temperatures in the 80s by the weekend. Subby is so excited spring is here that he wet his plants
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Less than half your body is actually human
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A Federal Judge ruled that just because a McDonald's "value meal" costs more than purchasing each item individually, does not mean they were trying to mislead
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House says President Trump "certainly believes he has the power" to fire Mueller. Well, he also believes he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history, so there's that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is angrier and more unpredictable than he's ever been. The is not a repeat from yesterday. Or the day before that. Or the day before that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you ever flown in basic economy class and felt that it came with too many perks you could do without to save a few bucks? Good news, airlines are introducing cargo class
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Funeral pie, funeral potatoes, funeral ham. Gotta eat something after a funeral to soak up all that scotch. What's your funeral food go-to
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Girl on Plane: "I love this music Isn't it great? Oh, you're a musician, too? What have you done?" "This album. That you're playing. Right now"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evangelicals back Trump because his White House is "clean and scandal free." That's the joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what the bigger story is here; A new type of chocolate that has been invented or the fact that Kit-Kats will now be available in Pink Panther form
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you want to write beautiful prose, you can download a David Bowie font. If you want to write angsty, garbage, derivative tripe that shows you're an immature teen, then the Kurt Cobain and John Lennon fonts are for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fluoride is a neurotoxin, so it like toxinificates your neuros. It's a major cause an issue there is another major cause as well, fluoride can actually also be found in processed brands of tea that are grown in most likely overly polluted areas
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chip shop in the UK launches a belly-busting box with pizza, kebab, chicken nuggets and onion rings that is such a belly-buster they've even got fat Americans placing orders for it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans are raising the spectre of impeachment ahead of the midterms, hoping that there are enough Americans out there who will vote Republican to prevent the Democrats from winning
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers is cooler than you... again
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And here it is, folks, the list of the 10 best places to live in the United States. So, let's see, we have... oh, hell no. What? And then... oh come, that's ridiculous. And right there... are you kidding me? Oh, fark right the hell off
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump abruptly cancels South American getaway as he says a little prayer that Mueller will just walk on by
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rachel McAdams had a baby son. That is so fetch
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Is extraterrestrial life out there? It may be more unlikely than you think
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guy thinks flamenco is pronounced flamingo and that mistake costs him a thousand bucks. They are hardcore on Wheel of Fortune
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Well, that would explain the buzzing in my ear" (possibly NSFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You call that a romance novel? This [pulls out alligator] is a romance novel
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Texture of a steak is wrong: That's a stabbin'
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that spy satellite which "fell to Earth" after a faulty SpaceX launch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, It turns out that farmers being hurt by the trade "spat" will totally understand and be ok with it, they are all great patriots
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump has screwed things up so badly with Mexico that the Mexican government is exploring severing all ties with the United States
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Someone discovered a new Adobe Flash bug, finally proving that there are more bugs than actual code
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out that privately run prisons are as bad, if not worse, than the government run prisons. And you can imagine how bad that must be if we're talking about Mississippi
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Looking to purchase an affordable entry-level home? Too bad. Wall Street equity firms are on a buying frenzy, driving up prices, so that they can add to their growing pool of rental homes
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you 2 hours of songs the DJ added to his library in April. Yeah, sorta like two weeks ago, but this is April. A little more emphasis on comedy tonight than the last few weeks
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Brock destroyed Roman's face and our hopes of ever seeing the title before summer. Nicholas looks to hold on to the tag belt for a longer period than John Cena has. At least the IC and women's titles still matter. WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
There is a whole *lot* of sperm on the International Space Station. So, that's what that vacuum hose if for. Got ya
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember Apollo Global Management? The Company that loaned the Kushner Companies $184 milllion, three times more than they'd ever loaned ANYBODY? By the strangest coincidence Kushner was pushing Trump to make its CEO the OMB Director at the same time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The good news is that after the '80s, there was a lot less white supremacy in textbooks. The bad news is that it was there into the 1980s
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna is confident that she'll maintain her joint custody status in spite of publicly brawling at Magic Mountain and having chosen to name herself Blac Chyna
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A source inside the Trump administration" tell Reuters that Arizona's election systems were hacked in 2016 by Definitely Not the Russians, say the investigation has currently shifted to checking out all the 400-lb IT-savvy guys living in the US
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
"I had no idea that the state bar suspended me 7 years ago." "Did you not notice that no one cared when you didn't pay dues for the last 7 years?" "No. I mean, I haven't paid dues since 2001, so how would I notice?"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Headline with the phrase "middle finger found in a surprising place" far funnier than the actual article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels' motion to depose Donald Trump is more than a cunning stunt
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Every good cook has one recipe that just blows everyone away. It doesn't typically take out the garage and melt siding on the house, though
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
All jobs are meaningful, some more than others
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