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Thu July 29, 2021
(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Worst outbreak of distemper in ten years spreads across Texas city, presenting residents with the dilemma of either vaccinating or not having dogs with 5G reception
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
House for sale. The perfect place to set up secret lab for mad science, a CIA black site, or a blood harvesting hideaway for your vampire coven
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas GOP to nonprofits helping poor people being held in jail on outrageously large bonds for minor offenses: Fark your charity, just as Jesus demanded
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas Governor signs order requiring State Troopers to stop brown people in vehicles
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Americans are migrating away from water
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Wed July 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big 12 commish writes strongly worded letter, alleges that ESPN aims to kill Big 12 by illegally luring UT, OU, and other schools into wholly ESPN-affiliated conferences. ESPN reacts, turns up the gaslight, replies it's in your imagination
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers are investigating the case of a man found dead in jail. I'm pretty sure I saw this episode, it ended up with Walker roundhouse kicking someone
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Congrats plague rats, we're back to 100,000 new Covid cases per day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas finally shoots down something that won't be missed
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Tue July 27, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple contractors working in sweatshop conditions, with impossible quotas and broken air conditioners. Fark: in Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Texas, George P. Bush just heard The Price is Right tuba
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
May the Superleague era begin
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Big 12 Conference has just 10 members, which might change to 8 members. Well, nobody ever accused American college football players of being good at math
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please endorse
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
'So close to getting it' Part 2: Taliban Misogyny Boogaloo
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(Tyler Paper)
 
Weeners
 
Having solved all other crime, Texas has now become the first state to make hiring a prostitute a felony
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: man gets stoned at party. News: man gets stoned at party. Fark: you just said the same thing twice. Subby: just click the link
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not just Texas that wants to make it harder for the "wrong" people to vote. Over a third of the states are all about setting up electoral roadblocks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meteorite falls in northeast Texas. Rare meteorite trifecta now in play
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deflating a few footballs? History's greatest monster. Trying to force yourself onto 23 different massage therapists? Ehh...we'll be quiet and hope the best for his trade value
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I'm hearing Texas wants to do a forensic audit," he said, bizarrely citing a state he won handily
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas A&M will be ready if Texas and Oklahoma join the SEC, they said as they are shaking in their wee little boots
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Santa Maria Times)
 
 
 
On this day in history the first dead tree word processor was patented in 1829
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Texas gunman pulls a Florida move by highjacking an ambulance with patients and EMTs inside
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas pastor (because of course he is) accused of drugging a minor and raping her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Florida, Missouri and Texas have in common? They are the three states that now account for 40% of new coronavirus cases
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
File a fake election suit, win a real bar complaint: Texas edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas messes with Ben & Jerry
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Say what you want about the Dallas Cowboys, but they are at 95% vaccination rate heading into training camp
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Stephen Jones admits that signing Dak the first time around would have saved the Cowboys a bunch of money and cap room
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Nyla Rose become the 1st-ever 2-time Women's World Champ? Can Moxley retain his IWGP U.S. title in a Texas Death Match? Does Jericho survive the 1st of his "Five Labours"? AEW Fyter Fest: Night 2 starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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(Chron)
 
 
 
That beach's goop is most likely poop (clap, clap, clap, clap) Deep in the heart of Texas
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Acid-shooting land lobsters!
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The COVID germ / Makes the VP squirm / Deep from the heart of Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dang Ol' Neighbor's house. Heck. Talkin' 'bout dang ol' BOOM
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Mon July 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham (R):"Jesus Christ, it's infrastructure week. Get in the car"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, that whole riding unmasked on an airplane and bus the Texas democrats did was probably not a good idea
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Kera News)
 
 
 
Texas gov Abbott: Why should we include power grid reform in our special legislative session? Our grid failure only killed 200 people in February. We have more important laws to pass, like erasing history, and preventing "those people" from voting
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Fort Hood is now afraid of the dark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas schools will no longer be required to teach anything about Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony, Cesar Chavez, or basically anyone that makes old white men nervous
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas state rep rejects your liberal reality and substitutes his own, Fox News reality
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, at least it wasn't Covid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can run from Republicans, but not the 'Rona
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Green Eggs and Ham accuses Texas Democrats of engaging in a political stunt
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 11pm ET, it's once again time for Noise Factor. This one started off with some '90s tracks and then just took on a life of its own. More Texas metal with Eternal Champion also some Red Fang, Baroness, and Kowloon Walled City. Check it
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Jackoff Joe spends Thursday talking with Texas Democrats. Friday he flies to a Republican fundraiser in Texas
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Fri July 16, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
So maybe if this asshole sold one of his guns and bought a lawnmower, or paid a kid down the street to mow, he wouldn't be in this situation right now
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Rain doesn't just bring floods and flowers. It apparently also awakens creatures that appear to come from the depths of hell. IE: A vinegaroon, a sort of ungodly land lobster that can shoot acid from its tail
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know that it's a long car chase whenever the police have to stop to refuel their cruisers
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Texas utility rate payers should be thrilled to know that their critical power losses were directly supporting Texas-style capitalism in its purest form
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King Manchin meets with Texas Dems, demands pared-down voting rights bill or they'll become court jesters when they get home
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Thu July 15, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Speaker of the House demands that Democrats who broke quorum by leaving the state return their $221 daily per diem, which is a Constitutionally guaranteed payment whether they are present or absent, and cannot be refused or returned
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Guests left unable to find their shaker of salt after Margaritaville Resort closes due to deadly industrial accident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas Democrat spends his days on the lam in D.C. food-tweeting Fox News, issuing plea for bourbon since fugitive donkeys only brought case of Miller aboard private jet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big 12 officials to crack down on taunting in 2021, including 'Horns Down' gesture; farting in one's general direction presumptively still legal
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The State Fair of Texas is on, so here's the Fair Food Finalist list. Come for the Bacon Jam Corn Bombs, enjoy a Crawfish Étouffée Stuffed Turkey Leg, and wash it all down with some Frozen Ranch Water. Three arteries clogged while reading this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer says COVID is spiking in South Texas because of illegal immigrants who aren't vaccinated. Presumably after he gave a standing ovation for the low rates of American vaccination at CPAC
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Wed July 14, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
When life hands you cashless chicken restaurants to rob, take lemonade
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The spirits, they intoxicate me / I watched them infiltrate my soul / They try to say it's too late for me / Tell my guns I'm in party mode
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ERCOT's February kill count is now up to 210 people who weren't bootstrappy enough to waltz off to the Cancun Ritz-Carlton
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News assures its viewers it asks the hard-hitting questions, but certainly isn't in any position to answer the easy ones, such as "Did Donald Trump lose the election in 2020?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery person rescues woman trapped in home. By a spider
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey is seen riding his 'Hook 'Em' Triumph motorcycle in an Instagram photo posted July 13, 2021. Bevo is not impressed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Evil Ironsides accuses the President of "spreading misinformation". Too bad he's several years too late, and talking to the wrong President
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Cancun Cruz" tweets about Democratic Texas state legislators leaving the state to block the voter suppression bill. Hilarity ensues
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So is that Texas anti-voting bill really that bad? (reads through bill) Oh lordy the GOP isn't even disguising their fascism anymore
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Tue July 13, 2021
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Texas, Ohio's governor empowers county council yokels to kill new wind or solar energy projects. Oil and gas initiatives, not so much
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Special Operations Unit in Clovis, Texas investigating after vandals cause $10,000 in damage by breaking into aquatic center and throwing pool equipment into the water. Tanks, attack helicopters are no doubt on standby
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Evil Ironsides on the Texas Democrats who went to DC: As soon as they come back in the state of Texas, they will be arrested, they will be cabined inside the Texas Capitol until they get their job done
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Mon July 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two people flying into Texas were caught with illegal seeds. Yes, there are such thing as illegal seeds. No they weren't headed to Willie Nelson
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas electric companies will make certain that doing right by the environment will cost you more
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats walk out of special legislative session to prevent quorum to stop voting restrictions, education laws. This is not a repeat from the regular session
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Falcons terminate LB Barkevious Mingo's contract after indecency with child charge. A Mingo stole my baby
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Forget about hiding your women folk, saddle up your camels, the Orange meanace is coming to Texas. Mosey on down to the oasis
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear MarketWatch, I am done with the suburbs. I want a small, liberal town or city with festivals, local culture, a walkable downtown and outdoor activities. Where should we move? Sick of the Suburbs. Dear Suburbs, You should move to the suburbs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Deep in the heart of Texas... anything that makes it easier to vote is about to go bye-bye. Restrictive GOP voting bill advances in Texas House and Senate
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Texas GOP: "Never give up, never surrender"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas man charged with voter fraud faces up to 40 years in prison - because he tried to vote while on parole for a burglary conviction from the early 1990s. Or as Texas likes to call it: VOTER FRAUD
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Curaçao feeling blue after covid knocks them out of Gold Cup Tournament
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hanging out in my back yard enjoying the unseasonably cool Texas weather. What are you doing now? Pic in thread
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pickle in a popcorn? Eew. No. It's not that. Or maybe it is. It depends on how you think
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas has 3 million unregistered voters. Based on demographics, 2 million of them would vote Democratic, enough to flip the state blue in Presidential/Senate elections
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Allen West has Greg Abbott running scared because both are terrible people
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Thu July 08, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas, where any ole light in the night sky is automatically a streetlight, even when it's just a searchlight being used during a water rescue. Amazingly, nobody shot at it
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Goodwill employee stumbles across the 'inverted Jenny' of Atari 2600 games in donation pile, raises 10K at auction for charity
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Because no one on the field could stop him, God came off the bench to tackle to Dicky Maegle
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Honestly? If I'm breaking into vans in the Home Depot parking lot, I'm surprised when they *don't* contain dead bodies
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Abbott schedules special session so the Texas legislature can pass bill letting them steal elections
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds the USAF is 60% responsible for the 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs TX that left 2 dozen people dead, because they failed to enter his felony domestic violence conviction into the ATF's "cannot buy a gun "database
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott orders that unreliable energy producers like wind and solar pay huge fines for being unreliable and causing the grid to fail so that coal, gas, nuclear, and liberal rage (reliable energy) will be off the hook. Bizarre tag defrosting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
War criminal continuing his grift by running for governor says Texas's tax code is communist
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Zebra mussels have decided they like Texas lakes so much that they are attaching themselves to floats so they can hitch a ride to Texas homes too
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New testing data reveals that Texas kids are turning into Texans
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
It's not just minorities and the poor that Texas is trying to screw over with new voter suppression laws. They're also out to screw over the disabled too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas car wash celebrates the Fourth of July in the most Texas way possible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right, all right, all right
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP primary for Texas governor prepares to go plaid
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
The Lieutenant Governor of Texas takes credit for banning a book event that hurts all of Texans' delicate feelings about the Alamo
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Remember that story about parishioners being idiots that hasn't even had an opportunity to hit the main page? Here's a story about 125+ parishioners getting COVID-19 from a church camp in Texas
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Walmart is in legal fight with Texas for their right to party
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"The Texas Invasive Species Institute says reports of hammerhead flatworms have skyrocketed after a viral Facebook post about a sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth area." Damn you social media
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hair throws Tortoise to wolves
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it
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Wed June 30, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem will send National Guard to a location that doesn't really need them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I fought in 'Nam, that's why I'm paying to send the N. Dakota National guard to Texas." and other political wisdom from an auto scrap billionaire
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Tue June 29, 2021
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas. Even the hail stones. Unless you make them into margaritas
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Maine takes a gander at the glorious mess of Texas power generation, then eyes its own private power industry and says: "Come with me if you want to live"
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Sun June 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings
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Sat June 26, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Texas court rules that Facebook can be held liable for criminal activity planned on, or otherwise facilitated by, its servers. Unlikely tag seen anticipating higher court reversal of finding
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Houston Texans are starting to find out that one wants to pay top dollar to watch a dysfunctional team destined for 0-17 play football
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
VP Kamala Harris visits El Paso, Texas on her first trip to the border, latino pro-Trump protesters give her a brutal welcome
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Seeing how well things are going in Florida, DeSantis deploys his police to Arizona and Texas
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
If you think Texas barbecue is just brisket and the lines at Franklin's, think again y'all
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas police Lieutenant under suspension for one thing has now been fired for (checks notes) light treason
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas-sized convenience store Buc-ee's is out to prove that everything is bigger in Texas by building the world's largest convenience store in...Tennessee?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
FEC thinks former Texas sheriff isn't shooting straight
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian power companies during heatwave: hey Texas, watch and learn. Tag is for all those with working A/C
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas wants to protect parents from "false" claims of child abuse, because apparently that's a problem there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Read my lips: No new Texans
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
#AbbottHatesDogs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the risk of sexual assault that female soldiers face at Fort Hood and Fort Bliss
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Sun June 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amazingly, if you oppose making Juneteenth a federal holiday, you're likely to get booed if you try to hold a press conference at a Juneteenth celebration. Isn't that right Senator Johnson?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Photos of how people celebrated the "new" holiday of Juneteenth 100 years ago
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Sat June 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Cannonball Run made a stop in Houston after the Civil War
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dear Texas, we looked at your trainwreck of a power grid and we've decided to build our electric vehicle factory in Oklahoma instead. Have fun with those bootstraps. Signed, Canoo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Governor still unclear on the whole "separation of powers" thing
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Fri June 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's always that ONE STATE. Lower Dakota noems no decency
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It seems that Texas power companies have the ability to hijack people's smart thermostats and increase the temps against the homeowner's will
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who refused COVID vaccine described as "extremely lucky" after only losing two lungs to COVID
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden makes heads asplode over at the right wing's propaganda press machines
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Candace Owens denounces the new Juneteenth holiday, then falls back into The Sunken Place
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Juneteenth: A History
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is afraid of Matthew McConaughey, cold weather
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet Opal Lee, the "Grandmother of Juneteenth"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida wackos accept challenge, show Texas it can't be No. 50 for long
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After announcing Texas will Build The Wall last week, now Gov. Abbott is soliciting donations from citizens to pay for it. Steve Bannon nods approvingly from his new yacht in St. Tropez
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis deploys FL state law enforcement officers to police illegal immigration...in Arizona and Texas
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General charges BINT with running an illegal pyramid scheme. No word on the level of the moistness
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Former President Trump to visit Mexican border with Texas Governor Greg Abbott, kick around some bees nests for the Biden Administration
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas' ERCOT claims it's a public entity immune from lawsuits over their neglect that led to over 100 people dying during a winter storm, and in the same breath states that as a public entity, the public has no right to see documents proving neglect
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Texans urged to cut back on cooking and cleaning in order to leave more electricity for mining Bitcoin
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Tue June 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
And in the department of what could possibly go wrong with this, cryptominers kicked out by China could be coming to Texas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two Democrats didn't show up for the Senate lunch to hear Texas Democrats talk about the need for the For The People voting rights act. Yup, it's THOSE two again
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(Some Spy Guy)
 
 
 
Do you like Dippin' Dots? Enough to break into a store through the ceiling to steal some?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Unprecedented hot temperatures in Texas cause unplanned power outages, canceled Mexican vacations
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Mon June 14, 2021
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Bigoted school board member resigns in a) Trumphumper, Texas b) Deplorable Junction, Alabama c) Boston, but I wouldn't be concerned as it's not a big college town
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moderna grabs a big Johnson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Race car smashes through a barrier and plows into a crowd during a Texas mud racing event. This headline couldn't be any more American if it were burping
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Sun June 13, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Darwin: Dam missed by that much
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Time for the All-Star break in NASCAR, and they're spending it deep in the heart of Texas. Racing starts with The Open at 6pm ET on FS1
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man goes to Florida, finds out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Want that sweet wacky weed delivered to your doorstep? Why you must support slavery then
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Fri June 11, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: Texas will finish what Trump started
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
You've been remembering The Alamo wrong
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Active shooter at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. Situation evolving. UPDATE: Lockdown lifted, investigation underway
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Tuition costs at the University of Texas soon to cover arenas built for guys to sit around and play video games
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas: "The electric grid is fixed. All is well. Remain calm. All is well. Also, no financial relief to families stuck with high energy bills or lost income. All is well "
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin Energy will resume disconnections in July. Although given the power grid issues in Texas, who could really tell the difference?
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Tue June 08, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott goes to bat for the anti-vaxxers, makes it illegal for businesses to require proof of vaccination in Texas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recommended carry on luggage: Backpacks, purses, small travelbags. Not recommended carry on luggage: Pool noodles
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
A New Mexico-made chimichanga is named as one of the best foods you can get at gas stations. Subby wants Deadpool's comment on this (link in article goes to list of foods, btw)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Starting August 23, Texas will get even more mediocre beer than it already has
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
"The [Texas] legislature shall have no power to pass laws for the emancipation of slaves without the consent of their owners, nor without paying their owners, previous to such emancipation, a full equivalent in money for the slaves so emancipated"
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
An evening of conversation about sexual assault and how to get away with it
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Remember THIS Alamo? Davy Crockett: surrendered. Jim Bowie: a slave trader. Sam Houston: a coke addict
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After East Texas bakery revealed they'd faced backlash and cancelled orders for daring to sell rainbow cookies, better people flood the store and buy it out to the bare walls, and when there was nothing left to buy, gave money to charity in its name
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General inadvertently admits the truth: With expanded mail-in voting, Trump would have lost the state of Texas in 2020
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elon Musk just can't get a break in his quest to get to Mars: Furious Texas locals hit out at him after his rocket launches ruin their quaint little beach town
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Don't you *dare* call it a kolache
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Tree hit by lightning Wednesday still glowing with heat the day after. Fire - how does it work?
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The Texas GOP won't have Allen West to kick around anymore
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas deputies sexually assaulted at booze and sex filled prostitution stings. Bonus: tax payer funded trips to sex shops
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Maybe it just wanted some Texas BBQ. You ever think about that? Of course not, you only think about yourself
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN's Brianna Keilar shows off her Psaki-fu skills on unsuspecting Texas legislator lying about voter fraud
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas GOP: did our election bill limit the way most black people tend to vote? Gosh, now that you've noticed, we're going to claim it was an accidental "scrivener's error"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A list of all the "reasons" the Texas GOP wants to restrict voting. And by "reasons," of course, we mean "stuff the Texas GOP thinks sounds better than just coming out and saying we don't want the blacks and browns taking away our power"
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin, the Neville Chamberlain of Democracy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Rapper L'il Loaded known for the hit single "6locc 6a6y" has died at age 20, oddly enough, not in a drive-by committed by a posse of outraged English teachers and grammarians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an interview Rep. Boebert (R-Salmonella) claimed Texas "has not seen a single Covid death" since lifting their mask mandate on Mar 2. She was only off by 3,650. Her Spokesman: CLEARLY what she meant was, "not a single Covid death THAT DAY, duh"
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Simple Flying)
 
 
 
Houston is officially "nowhere"
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Florida storm drain reported missing in Texas. I didn't even know storm drains went that far
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Rangers warn of "troubling trends" of amateur climbers in Alaska, insisting they aren't as capable as Canadiens or Penguins, worrying they could cause an Avalanche that would threaten even The Mighty Ducks
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats leave the chamber to deny Republicans a quorum in attempt to prevent passage of bill limiting voting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
That's OK guys. You don't have to be guinea pigs. You can be unemployed instead. Difficulty: Texas
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Rod of Iron Ministries, a Trump-loving church that incorporates AR-15s into their worship services, has decided they need a "compound" ahead of a "war" and "genocide" against them by the "deep state". So they bought a place just outside of Waco. This should end well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California principal forgets Festivus is in December
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans decide that democracy is inconvenient to their plans
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The 'Star Spangled Banner Protection Act' requires the national anthem to be played by pro sports teams in Texas. First Amendment last seen whimpering to itself in a corner
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for stealing 100s of ventilators intended for critically ill COVID-19 patients in El Salvador
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Fri May 28, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas spending millions to address power grid collapse that left 4,000,000 without electricity, and killed 150. Wait, make that Texas energy companies spending millions on lobbyists to kill legislation that would keep people alive
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas bans 'reality cop' TV shows. Probably because no writer could make up what's going on in Texas
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas churches in federal lawsuit: We aren't going to fire people because they're gay, we're going to fire them for using Grindr. Straight people use Grindr all the time, don't they? So this is totes not discrimination
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're having a mental crisis, this might not be the best place to go
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Did anyone have "diapers" on their "what will there be shortages of because Texas" bingo card?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The graveyard doesn't lie in Texas
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New HBO show is about "two church going couples, enjoying small town family life in Texas, until somebody picks up an axe." OF COURSE meth is involved
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(Chron)
 
Weeners
 
Texas governor Greg Abbott names 'official compensating for something' of Texas
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas State Senate decides that poor mothers should only get Medicaid for six months after they have been required brood mares under their new anti-abortion law
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't polish your turtle if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (FL-GOP) signs bill into law that will fine social media companies "deplatforming" political candidates up to $250,000 a day, encourages politicians to lie with impunity
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas; O'Rourke appears to be contemplating a run for governor there. In fact you might say the idea is being Beto-tested at the moment
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas' $16 billion emergency COVID relief will sit unspent until the Fall
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas' taxes are higher than California's taxes. Well, unless you're rich YEEHAW
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Sun May 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you a Texas resident of the non-white persuasion? Well, good luck finding a place to vote
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Texas EV owners outraged that they may be asked to help fund road repairs just like everyone else
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
New track, who dis? NASCAR takes on the 20 turns of the Circuit of the Americas for the EchoPark Texas GrandPrix. Green flag drops st 2:30pm ET on FS1. We hope. Chance of rain at green flag is 70%
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
The internet's shocked to find Dallas boasts a bar devoted to 9/11...since 2012. Never mind that one of the top-ranked watering holes there is "Lee Harvey's"
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Sat May 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college
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Fri May 21, 2021
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Y'all make fun of Texas all you want, but the whiskey the Lone Star State is making is damned fine stuff
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Texas governor knew of natural gas shortages days before blackout, blamed wind anyway
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is now executing people by drawing and quartering. Prove me wrong
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People say he's the 'dumbest guy' in the U.S. Congress. I say you've got lots of competition, Asparagus Boy
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Thu May 20, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Why does the Governor of Iowa hate kids under 12?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Guy without a concealed carry permit accidentally shoots someone in Walmart. Clearly this reinforces the need to completely repeal the law requiring permits, or training, or anything else that might improve the safety of innocents
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(Chron)
 
 
 
How do you solve a problem like the Astrodome? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a purpose for the Astrodome? A museum exhibit? Sell on Craigslist? Just tear it down?
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans have passed a law that will force women to keep their rapist's baby
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Breaking into a car? Not really news. Breaking into a car owned by a UFC Heavyweight fighter? That's news ... and a serious butt whipping
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Grab the cornbread and pass the sweet tea, please
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
As Texas deals with seasonal flooding, a new threat emerges: Alligators on the loose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) issues executive order prohibiting mask mandates by local authorities, including public schools
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Tue May 18, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Among the things held dear in Texas are America, Family, Football, Cricket, Oil... wait, go back one
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1871, Chief Satanta attacked wagon trains and killed teamsters, in what was only the first iteration of his act which would culminate in 1999 with the release of Supernatural and the hit single Smooth
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There should be a word for "wanting to punch someone in the nuts for gloating over doing something stupid and surviving, while also being happy for them"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At some point, we should probably start considering the strong possibility that God simply hates Texas
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's Monday. How about some good news for two of Fark's favorite states?
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I don't know whose testicles Chuck Todd stole today but for one brief and shining moment he did more than his usual dead eye nod when a Republican lied
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
France might delay NASA's James Webb Telescope because why the fark not; SpaceX files plans for a Starship orbital test that takes off in Texas and lands near Kauai, Hawaii; and problems at Virgin that alcohol won't solve 🚀
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Sat May 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Things have gone off the rails in Minnesota
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you support a Black candidate for your local school board, expect a $30,000 bill to replace your poisoned roses. Why yes, it is in the affluent enclave of a large Texas city
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Step aside, debates over which state has the best pizza. Make way for the real argument: Who has the best BBQ? Fail: Texas is listed among the worst
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Six-year-old leukemia survivor is getting their wish thanks to the Texas Department of Transportation. Little Archer will get to blow shiat up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trip advisor says it is "concerned" that anyone took any of the content on their site seriously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas landlord arrested for murdering tenant in a 14 year-old cold case
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Thu May 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tyger, tyger on the lam / in the suburbs in a van / what Texan halfwit's crackpot scheme / would lead to such dumbassery?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas barbecue is worst in country
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina president resigns after plagiarizing commencement speech, urging graduates to wear sunscreen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is trying out for the Texans, and that's no laughing matter
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon's new streaming deal is no slam dunk success, but it has some good fundamentals
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
This isn't a riddle. It's not even a joke. Hundreds of thousands of bats may have perished in the February winter storm in Texas
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Experienced Long Haul Truck Driver? Need a job or looking for a new one? There's companies in Texas that are paying $14,000 PER WEEK due to shortage of drivers, that's $728,000 a year for those who can't math
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Twitter's lawsuit seeking to dismiss Texas AG Paxton's subpoenas against them that he filed in retaliation for them banning Trump's Twitter account; on the grounds that Paxton was full of shiat and hasn't actually enforced them yet
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Sorta News: Houston man wanted on murder charge. News: Captured after attempting to flee in his Jeep. Fark: The tiger that was in the back seat is still MIA
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Gov wants his state to go carbon neutral. Which is about as likely as Texas going vegan
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you were looking at the Houston Texans, and asking yourself "What the hell are the Houston Texans doing?" Don't worry. NFL executives are now asking the same thing
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Mon May 10, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Tiger seen roaming around Houston. Good to hear he is recovering from his car accident
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(Renew Economy)
 
 
 
Texas grid operator confirms that it was gas, not wind, that was the biggest culprit in the blackouts. Your dad's butt suggests it was both
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
You thought chili cheese fries were American? According to Wienerschnitzel, they are a global delicacy prized by nations such as Mexico, Australia, and Texas
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: I'm going to deny an 'atheist holiday display' at the State Capitol. Judge: Yeah, no you're not
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(Some Painter)
 
 
 
Old n' busted: Lumber shortage. New hotness: Paint shortage
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Enjoy more blackouts, Texas
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
"If anyone walks along the [River Walk] and wonders what these are, they aren't aliens," says official who is definitely not under giant alien snails' pink egg cluster control
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had to coach wide receivers at the University of Kentucky you'd drink, too
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Fri May 07, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas messes with voting rights
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to end your political career in Texas
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Annual reminder that Cinco de Mayo is not the same as Dieciséis de Septiembre
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another sign that the Covid pandemic is nearing the end and people are getting out again: There is finally enough litter along state highways to justify bringing back the roadside litter removal crews
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
In Texas Joe Biden has a higher approval rating than Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, Greg Abbott, and Ken Paxton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The GOP won it all in Texas. Then it found out it was nothing but hungry leopards and fat tasty faces
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(Walla Walla Union-Bulletin)
 
 
 
State of NY says the NRA shot themselves in the foot with their illegitimate bankruptcy filing
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Things are not working at the car wash
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Watson may not play this season. No shiat, Sherlock
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Majority opposes permitless carry, police chokeholds and taxpayer-funded lobbying. FARK: Majority of Texans
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Whatever happened with that Texas hailstorm a few days ago? [pics 'cause it happened]
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Sun May 02, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Second day of May, second IndyCar race of May. The Xpel 375 from Texas Motor Speedway, coverage on NBCSN at 5 PM ET
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Sat May 01, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Since this race is officially JJ-free, can we talk about racing again? The first of a Texas Two-Step, the Genesys 300 starts at 7PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
How nasty is the special election in TX-6 to replace Rep. Jim Wright who died of Covid earlier this year? Some voters are reporting receiving an anonymous robocall accusing the front-runner, his widow, of murdering her husband for his insurance
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Austin is the number one city in America for naked gardening. In related news, there are people that like to garden naked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas rancher brags to Fox News about how he "caught" three immigrants on his property
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas enabled the worst carbon monoxide poisoning catastrophe in recent US history. Something something free market
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Thu April 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yesterday's softball results from Texas and Oklahoma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hidden Texas-sized super polluters are being found out as their Texas-sized bootstrappy energy policy shenanigans become revealed. Texas
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
God, Guns, and Schools. The perfect GOP law passed by the Florida legislature
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
♫ Out in the west Texas town of El Paso / Bobcats are found on utility poles ♫
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas man dies after being attacked by aggressive bees, as the warnings from Lorne Michaels on Saturday Night Live went unheeded
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Vegan cheese recalled due to salmonella contamination. Sal can't be reasoned with, he can't be bargained with. He doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Not News: Yoopers are upset that someone failed to note the existence of Upper Michigan on a map. Fark: The U.S. Census Bureau
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Never fear, white people. Stephen Miller's got your back
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Normally, a car exploding on the side of the road is enough to get noticed - but it's 2021, and people stopped giving a fark sometime last year (with video)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
George Bush tries (and fails) to create the facade of a kinder, gentler Republican Party. This is not a repeat from 1988
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield is still insisting he saw a UFO because the Pentagon verified that they do exist
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys LB Sean Lee announces his retirement after 11 seasons, pulls hamstring on his way to the podium
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Texas couple arrested in Capitol insurrection, with handy "How it started/How it's going" collage
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Sun April 25, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Brine doesn't pay"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas man had a burning desire to get arrested
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Leave it to Texas to give us the Predator Prius
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
She had that so-low perigee (gee) / Full-moon reoccurs (reoccurs) / Whole skywatch club lookin' at her / Night sky aglow (night sky aglow) / Next thing you know / Pink moon low low low, low low low low
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(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
A cat that went missing four years ago in Colorado has finally been reunited with his person after a thousand-mile journey to Texas. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you had 'less than 2 days' after the verdict before someone defaced the George Floyd mural in Houston with a racial epithet, come forward and claim your prize
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas rancher likes big bucks, and he cannot lie
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: A school district has adopted a new gender-neutral dress code so male students can wear nail polish to school. News: A Texas school district. Fark: A Central Texas school district
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(Chron)
 
 
 
I might be moving to Pittsburg, Texas soon. Gonna buy a mansion with chickens in every room
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Firefighter Nation)
 
 
 
OK you saved my life, now get the FARK out or I'll fill you full of holes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that many of us have been vaccinated, Whole Foods will soon let customers pay for groceries with palm scan
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Free beer money for the vaccinated Texans, not so fast, y'all
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
New Mexico Republicans have to hold their convention in Texas because their Democratic governor doesn't allow superspreader events
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"UCF will not be invited, but it will hold a parade announcing its own, separate super league"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New antibody-resistant COVID mutation shows up in Texas. Probably because of reasons
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Mon April 19, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bitcoin and other Cryptos fall on regulation fears and power outages in China
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Maskless woman refuses to leave Nordstrom Rack when asked. When cops arrive, she refuses to identify herself telling the cops, "I am a woman of God." Cops take her to jail, which she should enjoy because people are always finding Jesus there
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey hasn't announced he's running for governor, but 45 percent of Texans think it'd be a lot cooler if he did
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas. Better yet, just don't go there at all
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Hey Texas, do you remember how your freedom-loving independent unregulated power grid collapsed when it got cold in the winter? The same thing is going to happen if it gets hot this summer, but don't worry, it never gets hot in the summer in Texas
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas advances legislation to let any idiot walk around with a gun
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas could soon start using mushrooms to help veterans with PTSD. That time could still be far out, but cosmic thinking by Texas to open up with an expanded mind, man
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Cool: free beer for receiving your Covid-19 vaccine. Meh: it's Budweiser
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump Administration seizes property of Texas family in order to construct border wall. Excuse me. I meant the Biden Administration seizes land for construction of border wall
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado family booted off plane because their 2-year-old wouldn't keep mask on. Speaking of 2-year-olds, can anyone keep anything from flying off them?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Like camping in Texas? It's about to become a crime
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
As if it hadn't suffered enough, fire-ravaged amphibious ship USS Bonhomme Richard will be decommissioned and sent to Texas
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Texas of Canada has decided that this is its moment, will try remove mandatory vaccinations from the Public Health Act
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are people working very hard to ensure that Brian Harrison, a former labradoodle breeder turned Trump HHS official doesn't win a special congressional election in Texas, and those people are his former colleagues in the Trump Administration
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Mars, desert planet, never on drop of rain on Mars
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Sat April 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point: Texas' Courts have decided they should ignore the CDC's eviction moratorium and start throwing people out on the streets. Meanwhile 99% of the $1 billion in federal money given to the state for renter's aid sits unused
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Fri April 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Urkel's Evil Twin insists that yes, Texas CAN secede. "We could go back to being our own Republic"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Even as a terror attack involving a gun struck his state, Greg Abbot ranted about the Second Amendment because guns are more important than lives
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Thu April 08, 2021
(BNO News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, and fix the holes in the cabinets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon now brewing its own beer
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Remember the Texas strip club that had its electricity and water turned off by the city? Remember the strip club got a big generator and water tank, and kept on twerking? Guess who doesn't have a generator and water tank anymore. Guess who took it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas man becomes the first person to run from Disneyland to Disney World, a journey of about 2,761 miles. Probably the last, too
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Wed April 07, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Eagles, Dolphins monitoring the legal situation of Deshaun Watson as they are still hoping they can trade for his magic touch at quarterback
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott publicly slammed Facebook for "canceling conservative speech". Privately though, he's courting the social media giant to build a second data center in Texas
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Americans are spreading fake news faster than a government made virus carried by fleeing soldier and his family crashing into a gas station in east Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
They don't even exist yet, but Texas ain't wastin' no time in banning them got-dam vaccine passports. Don't need no got-dam passport when you's packing heat
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