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Mon February 06, 2023       If you're a football fan, this should determine whether it's time to move or not with the list of best and worst cities to be a fan source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: 11         Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country source: npr.org   |   share: 129   Sun February 05, 2023       World's greatest country has 250 "dumpster diving scavengers" go after food because the greatest state in the country can't keep the power on every time it goes below freezing source: abc13.com   |   share: 128   Sat February 04, 2023       Buck around, find out source: huffpost.com   |   share: 144   Fri February 03, 2023       It's almost like Texas is a third-world backwater filled with uneducated rubes who are too cowed and stupid to believe that their government actually owes them functional services source: npr.org   |   share: 142   Thu February 02, 2023       "You can do that?" -Texas source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 36         Over 350,000 Texans without power after ice storm. This is not a repeat from every other previous ice storm in Texas source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 232   Tue January 31, 2023       WY wants to help finance TX's vanity wall and immigrant-shipping, instead of something useful, like schools or road repairs. Subby too mad to snark source: wyomingnews.com   |   share: 61         Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 139         Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright? source: timesrecordnews.com   |   share: 45         Clean energy is making huge steps in Texas. Naturally, republicans are trying to kill it source: vox.com   |   share: 72   Mon January 30, 2023 (Some Guy)       $4 a gallon gas prices are coming back. And those who flunked Economics class will be plastering their extra Biden "I Did That" stickers onto pumps again source: newsnationnow.com   |   share: 21         Turns out Texas med students aren't that different from average Texans source: newsweek.com   |   share: 277   Fri January 27, 2023       Texas has a tough decision about how to spend its $32B surplus on its citizens. Here's a hint from Subby: Electric grid source: axios.com   |   share: 81         White House approves 16,000,000 Americans for student loan relief, tells Supreme Court: "Good luck enforcing your decisions with the army you don't have" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 164         North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 38   Thu January 26, 2023       The 2003 Austin that appeared on the show was still largely a town of stoners and students; Dallas would be more likely to start shooting back source: texasmonthly.com   |   share: 39   Wed January 25, 2023       That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price source: bbc.com   |   share: 40         Goldman Sachs says the walls are closing in for the cities of San Jose, California; Austin, Texas; Phoenix, Arizona; and San Diego, California, warns they will all suffer a 2008-like crash in home values source: nypost.com   |   share: 43   Tue January 24, 2023       Houston Texans considering uniform changes for next season. Still no word on changing out the guys wearing those uniforms for next season source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: 13         Screw that terrible barbecue; if you're flying into KC for the Championship game, visit Whataburger source: cincinnati.com   |   share: 33   Mon January 23, 2023 (Some Guy)       Tennessee will be rejecting federal HIV/AIDS funding due to stigginit source: local3news.com   |   share: 99         What do Texas and Pakistan have in common? Top 50 things to the right, latest one on the left source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 70         How 'bout them Dallas Cowboys fans? source: nypost.com   |   share: 42         Texas college students say 'censorship of TikTok over guns' says a lot about how officials prioritize safety source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 52         Texas Governor Abbot weighs in on the Cowboys' kicking game source: twitter.com   |   share: 100   Sun January 22, 2023       Non-Texans point out what they think is strange about Texans. Carrying guns everywhere and rooting for terrible football teams both strangely absent from the list source: kxan.com   |   share: 145   Fri January 20, 2023       Now that Southwest has recovered from its holiday meltdown... wait, is that the pilot union's entrance music? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9   Thu January 19, 2023       Florida woman pulled from storm drain for the third time in two years. Previously she wandered through the tunnels for weeks and ended up in Texas. That's some underground network source: wfla.com   |   share: 50   Wed January 18, 2023       Nine tractor trailers and a dozen cars unite to spare motorists from entering Kansas source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 34         DoorDash will start delivering Starbucks soon, so now your overpriced burnt coffee can be cold too source: theverge.com   |   share: 36         "There are no conditions under which the FDA would consider human fetal tissue to be safe or legal for human or animal consumption." That small fact won't stop Texas Republican from fear-mongering to the rubes into believing it happens source: huffpost.com   |   share: 117         Undeclared anti-tank weapons are not allowed in checked airline luggage. Unclear if allowed in carry-on. Yes, it was Texas source: ktla.com   |   share: 47   Tue January 17, 2023       Reactionary authoritarianism has done damage to Texas, so the new legislature has learned its lesson, and will engage in even more. It's the Texas way source: texasobserver.org   |   share: 22   Mon January 16, 2023       Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach source: msn.com   |   share: 58   Sun January 15, 2023       John Larroquette narrated Texas Chainsaw Massacre in exchange for weed. Jason Voorhees keeps him away from his harvest source: cbr.com   |   share: 8         Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee calls for presidential pardon for Afghan soldier jailed in Texas for illegally crossing the border. And she's right source: texastribune.org   |   share: 51   Sat January 14, 2023       Today is National Hot Pastrami Day. The heck with "North Texas", the best Pastrami sandwich is found at the corner of Houston and Ludlow in NYC source: cw33.com   |   share: 29   Fri January 13, 2023       Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her" source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: 114         Hello? Mrs Calloway? This is your son's school. You need to pick him up at the hospital today. Yeah, he couldn't handle our punishment. Thank you source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 94   Wed January 11, 2023       There's plenty of college hoops action for Wednesday, starting at 7:00 PM ET. Top games include Alabama-Arkansas, UCONN-Marquette, Crieghton-Xavier, and TCU-Texas. It's awesome, baby source: espn.com   |   share: 2         What was the first record you ever bought for yourself? I'm old. Google it yourself source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 78         Universal Studios announces a kid-themed amusement park to open in a Dallas suburb. Isn't every amusement park kid-themed? source: wfaa.com   |   share: 26         Fresh off an anemic showing in the midterms, one where the repeal of Roe v. Wade seems to have been a key issue, TX Republicans have gotten the message loud and clear, and know what voters want is MOAR restrictions on abortion and birth control source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 116         Someone call The Police The band, not the authorities, to Florida to see what washed up on the beach source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: 19         Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from *clap*clap*clap*clap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content] source: komonews.com   |   share: 118   Tue January 10, 2023       SCOTUS to Texas Court of Criminal Appeals: Whoa, whoa guys. Slow your roll there. We're all about stripping away basic rights and killing minorities, sure, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere source: slate.com   |   share: 53         "I ran for office on the premise that government does not work, and now that I am in office, I and the members of my party will do everything we can to stop the government from working" - Chip Roy (R)Texas source: twitter.com   |   share: 142         Texas really does has a problem with South American immigrants source: upi.com   |   share: 5   Mon January 09, 2023       Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eally despicable asshole) blames Dems that the state's anti-abortion law has no rape or incest exceptions, somehow forgetting it was passed by Republican majorities in both houses, and signed by a Republican governor source: wfaa.com   |   share: 57         Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office source: king5.com   |   share: 41         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 9 is 'charlatan' as in: "While a native of Texas is a Texan and someone from Topeka is called a Topekan, not all Charlotte residents are Charlatans" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 10         How many tumbleweeds does it take to bury a West Texas town? source: chron.com   |   share: 55   Thu January 05, 2023       Coach Beard fired as "Ted Lasso" takes a dark turn source: espn.com   |   share: 22   (Some Guy-nads)       Texas goes nuts source: narcity.com   |   share: 21         You had ONE JOB, Texas A&M equipment manager source: uproxx.com   |   share: 9   Wed January 04, 2023       Kansas St. and Texas combined for 219 points, setting a new record for most points combined in regulation of a Big 12 conference game source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Tue January 03, 2023       Legendary Texas Longhorns baseball coach Cliff Gustafson gets thrown out for the last time at the age of 91 source: kxan.com   |   share: 1   Sat December 31, 2022       Houston mayor urges Houstonians to take their Texas down a notch for New Years source: chron.com   |   share: 84   Fri December 30, 2022       Sarah Huckabee Sanders snags Florida education chancellor to 'transform' Arkansas education. Since he's from Florida, he will bring crayons source: floridapolitics.com   |   share: 36         Texas liquor stores will be closed Saturday night through Tuesday morning. Happy New Year source: newschannel10.com   |   share: 110   Thu December 29, 2022       Thursday, December 29 has three bowl games. First is the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl with Syracuse and Minnesota at 2:00 PM ET, Oklahoma and Florida State in the Cheez-It Bowl at 5:30 PM, and Texas and Washington in the Valero Alamo Bowl at 9:00 PM source: espn.com   |   share: 48         Southwest's CEO says they failed to meet expectations, which is a kind way of putting 'We effed up' source: thehill.com   |   share: 12   Wed December 28, 2022       Southwest finally gets a plane in the air, turns back because two passengers want to improv and make a scene source: ktvu.com   |   share: 58         Four December 28 bowl games are on tap, starting with the Military Bowl (UCF-Duke Sucks) at 2:00 PM ET, Kansas-Ar-kansas in the Liberty Bowl at 5:30 PM, Oregon-UNC in the Holiday Bowl at 8:00 PM on FOX, and TTU-Ole Miss in the Texas Bowl at 9:00 PM source: espn.com   |   share: 78       Out in the West Texas town of El Paso 🎶 Three football players were stuck by delay 🎶 The basketball coach showed and he drove them 🎶 Six hundred miles so they could then play.🎶 source: wtae.com   |   share: 9   Tue December 27, 2022 (Some Points Guy)       December 4: "11 ways that Southwest is trying to improve the travel experience in 2023" source: thepointsguy.com   |   share: 27         Texas power grid fails source: newsweek.com   |   share: 176         Texas power grid holds source: statesman.com   |   share: 19   Sun December 25, 2022       The West Coast takes mercy on the Midwest, except Texas which isn't really the Midwest and has done nothing to deserve a break source: accuweather.com   |   share: 23         Texas electricity prices spiked 400% in 24 hours, as factories printing "I did that" stickers used up all the electricity while Greg Abbott was busy owning the libs. This is not a repeat of 2021 source: markets.businessinsider.com   |   share: 246         Just like good Christians, GQP drops off more asylum seekers outside of VP Harris' home in freezing temperatures with sub-zero windchill, just like Jesus would have done source: cnn.com   |   share: 239   Sat December 24, 2022       Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET source: espn.com   |   share: 430         Tennessee joins Wisconsin and goes full-on Texas source: wbir.com   |   share: 62         Wisconsin goes full-on Texas source: twitter.com   |   share: 71   Fri December 23, 2022     Biden will begin investigating libraries that ban LGBTQA books source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 106   Thu December 22, 2022       Governor Abbot says Texas is ready for repeat of last year's cold. Presumably this means his trip to Cancun is booked and Minnesota will be bailing them out with socialized gas again source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 104         Texas power grid expected to hold against forecasted wind chills as low as -30F in some areas of the state. Never mind that each time it's failed it's been "completely unforeseen." Tag for the weather, not the grid source: texastribune.org   |   share: 49         Predictably, the most polite NFL fanbases are also the ones that have the least amount of success source: fox26houston.com   |   share: 33   Wed December 21, 2022       Will Hikaru Shida become the 1st-ever, 2x AEW Women's World Champ? Can the Elite even the score with Death Triangle? Is Bryan Danielson going to challenge MJF? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation source: cagesideseats.com   |   share: 137         Wednesday night hockey brings us a pre-Christmas treat with 7 games. Tonight we'll see Miami Beach v. Jersey Shore, Canada's Texas taking on America's Texas, Smashville v. Coverupville, a duel of the desert teams, & Ducks gone Wild. Game on at 7pm ET source: nhl.com   |   share: 58         Texas House of Representatives passes bill that prohibits schools from engaging in "the endorsement or dissuasion of, or interference with, any lifestyle, race, sex, religion, or culture." leaving teachers unable to, well, teach source: boingboing.net   |   share: 112         Texas entertains people at border crossing with string concert. Wait, apparently they string concertina source: kvia.com   |   share: 23   Tue December 20, 2022       California governor thanks Judge for striking down California's new gun law because Texas has an abortion law he doesn't like source: politico.com   |   share: 80   Mon December 19, 2022 (Some Guy)       In the first nine days of legal sportsbook betting in the state of Maryland, bettors placed $168 million in bets, which generated a whopping $704,000 in tax revenues, largely because sports books have mastered Hollywood Accounting source: southernmarylandchronicle.com   |   share: 57   Sun December 18, 2022       Texas police officers will be trained on how to deal with active shooters, if this senator gets his way. Apparently 'Standing around picking teeth with a matchbook cover while kids are being slaughtered' isn't an effective response source: wfaa.com   |   share: 47         Wall Street DudeBro who caught Judge's record breaking home run takes a 50% loss after auction. Much like all the stocks he picked for his clients source: nypost.com   |   share: 22   Sat December 17, 2022       Texas National Guardsman on deployment dies while trying to rescue two immigrants. Your work thank-you bonus of two Pop-Tarts and a pad of sticky notes is more than what his family will receive source: texastribune.org   |   share: 53         Roughly $1.3 million stolen in juggling incidents this year in Austin, Texas. Wait. No. Jugging incidents. Not juggling. Well, that doesn't sound nearly as fun, does it? source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 65   Fri December 16, 2022       Local lawmakers exploring possibility of succession. Difficulty: Not Texas source: apnews.com   |   share: 79         The college bowl season starts with two games. First is the Hometown Lenders Bahamas Bowl with Miami (OH) and UAB at 11:30 AM ET on ESPN, and then the Duluth Trading Cure Bowl at 3:00 PM on ESPN with two ranked teams, UTSA and Troy. Let's begin source: espn.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 15, 2022       NFL discussing ejecting your team's best pass rusher from the game for gently brushing the helmet of that preening, over-rated QB source: espn.com   |   share: 16         McDonald's strikes deal with Texas solar farm to power US supply chain apparently NEVER having read about the state and stability of the grid there. This should go over about as well as the McCrab source: financialpost.com   |   share: 15         Texas AG Paxton (cRiminal) is tabulating a list of all the trans people in the state. Just because source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 234   Wed December 14, 2022       Jazzy ran away from her Texas home after being frightened by fireworks, Seven years later she was found abandoned in a Florida hotel room. No one knows how she ended up there, but she was reunited with her family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com   |   share: 182   Tue December 13, 2022       Teenager with perfect name involved in high-speed pursuit source: kbtx.com   |   share: 81         According to the affidavit, Texas head basketball coach Chris Beard wanted to take a bite out of crime source: statesman.com   |   share: 12   Mon December 12, 2022       Mississippi State coach Mike Leach is in critical condition due to a "personal health issue" that occurred at home source: espn.com   |   share: 36         University of Texas men's basketball coach Chris Beard arrested on Family Assault charge. University officials not talking yet, but reportedly aren't in a slap-happy mood source: kxan.com   |   share: 41   Sat December 10, 2022       Ever notice how the dumbest political maneuvering and bill ideas come from one specific political party? source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 125         In another oppressive move, Texas would like to ban social media for those under 18. What a sad state of affairs source: krqe.com   |   share: 223   Fri December 09, 2022       In space, no one can hear you drop the motherfarking beat source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 86   Thu December 08, 2022     Massive erection to receive much-needed shaft work source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: 23       Finally, some potential good news for individual freedom in the Authoritarian State of Texas source: texastribune.org   |   share: 40   Wed December 07, 2022       Will FTR become the Undisputed World Tag Team Champions? Can Darby Allin reclaim the TNT Title from Samoa Joe? Who will win this year's Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation source: cagesideseats.com   |   share: 165         San Francisco: Maybe we shouldn't use exploding robots to blow up suspects after all. What are we, Texas? source: bbc.com   |   share: 77         Woman leaves 50 lbs of human poop in front of Texas police station in illegal dumping incident source: star-telegram.com   |   share: 50   Tue December 06, 2022       Photoshop this Texas sign source: images.fineartamerica.com   |   share: 25   Mon December 05, 2022       Last week: Jacob deGrom signs with the Texas Rangers. Mets fans = 😭 Today: Justin Verlander signs with the Mets. Mets fans = Jacob who? source: mlbtraderumors.com   |   share: 15         Jerry Jones wouldn't block Deion Sanders from being an NFL coach source: cbssports.com   |   share: 11   Sun December 04, 2022       Louisiana creates a tip line to allow anyone to report librarians doing their job source: vice.com   |   share: 89         Colorado Buffaloes looking to get back into Prime Time source: espn.com   |   share: 44   Sat December 03, 2022       Everything is bigger in Texas, including Jacob deGrom's paycheck source: mlbtraderumors.com   |   share: 12   Fri December 02, 2022 (Some Guy)       Aw, isn't that cute. A dog driving a car. And look there's a baby driving a bus source: ketk.com   |   share: 24         Will Buffalo beat Akron in their makeup game from two weeks ago? Does North Texas have a prayer versus UTSA in the CUSA Championship? Will Utah put a kink in USC's playoff plans in the Pac 12 Championship? Games are at 1:00, 7:30, and 8:00 PM ET source: espn.com   |   share: 79         Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally source: cnn.com   |   share: 122         An attorney walks into a bar, shoots at ex-girlfriend who works there, and is at home watching Netflix for a measly $4 grand. #Texas source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 01, 2022       Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you? source: cnn.com   |   share: 206   Wed November 30, 2022       Walker, Texas Danger source: theguardian.com   |   share: 84         Jerry Jones is unfazed by Odell Beckham Jr. airplane incident source: espn.com   |   share: 15         Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio source: yahoo.com   |   share: 66   Mon November 28, 2022       Houston shuts down schools over boil order. Ted Cruz seen shopping for airline tickets source: cnn.com   |   share: 49         Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey? source: msn.com   |   share: 5         Houston, we have a problem source: khou.com   |   share: 24   Sun November 27, 2022       Parts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas under threat from a giant avocado source: cnn.com   |   share: 74         El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people source: kvia.com   |   share: 155         Day 277 of WW3: Kyiv utilities almost completely restored after latest Russian missile strike. Has Ukraine mastered clone tech, with 10,000 MacGyvers on utility repair? Can we borrow a few for Texas & PGE? It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion source: kyivindependent.com   |   share: 477         Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas source: 1031kcda.iheart.com   |   share: 137   Sat November 26, 2022       After all the craziness on Black Friday will there be more in college basketball on Saturday? Only ranked matchups are Kent State-Houston, UTRGV-Texas, and Iowa-TCU, but there's a lot more when it starts at 9:30 AM ET with Manhattan-Army in London source: espn.com   |   share: 3         The contractors who write official tweets for Texas senators started drinking early for the holidays source: twitter.com   |   share: 85   Fri November 25, 2022       Plenty of action on Black Friday for Week 13 of college football. Can Cincinnati withstand Tulane? Can Texas beat Baylor? Can UCLA defeat California in the battle of the bears? How about the two Florida teams (Florida and FSU)? It begins at Noon ET source: espn.com   |   share: 61         Here's to giving thanks to the worst team in the NFL. Even more thanks if your team is fortunate enough to play them source: houstonpress.com   |   share: 18   Thu November 24, 2022       It might be a Texas Snowstorm, but it's also a storm of people asking Cancun Cruz if he's packed for his holiday source: newsweek.com   |   share: 33   Wed November 23, 2022       Walker, Texas Resident source: cnn.com   |   share: 81         Alex Jones' Lawyers: Texas law caps damages at--- Judge: Nope, your client owes $50 mil source: nypost.com   |   share: 91   Tue November 22, 2022       If you have anything important to say to anyone in Texas, now is probably the time to do it source: msn.com   |   share: 103         Something is making the Dallas Cowboys sick. As if a quarter-century Superb Owl drought wasn't enough to deal with source: wfaa.com   |   share: 17         Why it's a bad idea to allow Texas to run your electrical system source: youtube.com   |   share: 12   Mon November 21, 2022       Texas Legislator does his part to Keep Austin Weird, files a bill to cancel both the City of Austin and the Austin City Council; replacing them both with a "District of Austin" source: kxan.com   |   share: 73         DeSatan's two flights to relocate immigrants from San Antonio to Martha's Vineyard cost a little over $153,000. So of course the state paid more than $1.5 million to contractor for them source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: 58         Texas customs agents check case of beer, find out why Lone Star tastes like monkey piss source: cnn.com   |   share: 27         The Texans bombed today in more ways than the usual source: sbnation.com   |   share: 13   Sat November 19, 2022       While the vehicle itself is hella cool, I am still unclear on whether Texas Gov. Abbott plans to blow up the migrants or just run them all over source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 84   (Afro Tech)       This one simple trick can increase the value of your home by nearly $300,000. (Valid only if you have Caucasian neighbors) source: afrotech.com   |   share: 66   Thu November 17, 2022       Everything's bigger in Texas, including the gals in the carpool lane source: msn.com   |   share: 90         Gonzaga goes outside of the WCC out of curiosity, immediately regrets it source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16   Wed November 16, 2022       Things are getting shaky in Texas with a 5.4 magnitude earthquake source: earthquake.usgs.gov   |   share: 63         Security beagle detects S cargo at ATL source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 51         Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week' source: cnn.com   |   share: 59   Tue November 15, 2022       Holy roller sending asylum seekers from Texas to Philadelphia on a bus as Jesus commanded. Gritty will watch over them and mold them into the leaders of tomorrow source: 6abc.com   |   share: 32         Texas to ban drag shows if minors are present; Big Daddy Don Garlits won't like this source: twitter.com   |   share: 249         Man who has obviously never seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon learns the hard way about overpasses source: yahoo.com   |   share: 55         Google fined nearly 0.16 percent of its 2021 profits for blatantly and repeatedly tracking users without permission. That'll show 'em source: bbc.com   |   share: 7         Well, a lot of things have gone badly for Musk lately, but at least the Texas gigafactory construction is going well. Oh wait source: theguardian.com   |   share: 18         White supremacist Texas middle school teacher fired. One down, another 30000 to go source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 164   Sun November 13, 2022       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 13 is crucible, as in When Texas is freezing without power, Cancun becomes crucible source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 6         GOP remains covered in "Trump-funk" and you know that won't just wash out. Maybe they could try a bath in tomato juice like Tiger the Brady Bunch dog source: huffpost.com   |   share: 63   Sat November 12, 2022       How many points will Ohio State put up on Indiana? Will Alabama roll over Ole Miss? Can Tulane handle UCF? Can Oregon duck Washington? Can Texas hook TCU? Week 11 of college football starts at Noon ET, so get your game on source: espn.com   |   share: 121   Fri November 11, 2022       Good state to move teens from crowded chaotic detention facility. Bad they are considering sending them to Texas...from Pennsylvania source: inquirer.com   |   share: 27         Texas man drugs pregnant wife with abortion medications. No word when he'll be hit with the attempted murder charges source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 66         Every night I dream the people of Texas reject Republican fascism and live in peace, harmony and seek the common good Jesus taught. But every morning I wake to my neighbor on a Harley in a cowboy hat machine gunning "Trump" into our cul-de-sac walk source: huffpost.com   |   share: 87   Thu November 10, 2022       Texas towns that voted to decriminalize marijuana may be challenged in court. "We have to figure out what the next steps are because we've never had anything on our ballot that directly contradicts state law" source: kwtx.com   |   share: 32         Uvalde County overwhelmingly voted Abbott for governor. Subby's gonna go have a lay down source: khou.com   |   share: 124   Mon November 07, 2022       Is it a waste of beer if it is thrown at Ted Cruz? source: tmz.com   |   share: 193         Giants' Xavier McKinney hurts hand in ATV accident. You never go ATV source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA source: cnn.com   |   share: 124         Maybe don't include the Google Street View next time, although it does explain why the home is unoccupied source: zillow.com   |   share: 141   Sun November 06, 2022       Texas family of pastors addresses leaving the profession: "When [my husband] said he did not think white supremacy was part of God's kingdom, the council president looked straight at him and said, 'I disagree.'" source: texasobserver.org   |   share: 208         Good: University of Houston football team scored 63 points. Fark: they lost by 14 points source: cbssports.com   |   share: 22   Sat November 05, 2022       Saturday hockey is packed with 14 games. We'll see Avs/Bluejackets live from Finland, Canada's Texas v. America's Texas, the 6 loss Perds v. the 6 loss Canucks, & the Leafs losing in spectacular fashion to the Bruins (as is tradition). Pucks @ 1pm ET source: nhl.com   |   share: 238         Can Georgia turn back Tennessee? Can Tulane take care of Tulsa? Can Alabama roll against LSU? Can Kansas State hook Texas? Week 10 of the college football season starts at Noon ET source: espn.com   |   share: 166   Fri November 04, 2022       Large tornado outbreak across East Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. Multiple tornados on the ground. Paris, TX hit. LGT Livestream source: youtube.com   |   share: 144         A Texas doctor is here to determine who is best equipped to stop a gunman: 19 unarmed fourth-graders or the 400 cops waiting outside source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 89   Thu November 03, 2022       Jerry Jones donates $500K to Gov. Abbott's campaign. Not that anyone would be surprised by this source: chron.com   |   share: 23         Texas deer hunter: I wonder why my tree stand.... ssǝuɹɐɥ ʎʇǝɟɐs ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝɯɐɔ source: nbcmontana.com   |   share: 29   Wed November 02, 2022       Voter turnout is way down in Texas compared to 2018, worrying Democrats and Republicans both. No really, RTFA source: texastribune.org   |   share: 84         Texas Pastor who "stepped aside" from the pulpit due to "an unwise relationship" with "a woman who is not his wife" has seen the error of his ways and "wisened up"; and plans to "step back" into the same pulpit "soon" source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 58   Tue November 01, 2022       It's in Texas so why not have a 30,000 square foot gourmet grocery store? source: msn.com   |   share: 46         "Frustrated" Clippers star Kawhi Load-Management ruled out of this week's two-game Texas road trip source: espn.com   |   share: 5         The good news: Texas has a plan to provide water for its growing population. The bad news: They forgot to include a minor detail in their calculations...climate change source: texastribune.org   |   share: 123   Mon October 31, 2022       Ukraine begs the world for equipment to help keep their power grid from collapsing. Still in better shape than the Texas power grid source: cbc.ca   |   share: 57         Monday Night Football sees the Battle of Ohio as Cincinnati travels about 250 miles to Cleveland. Will the Bengals shred the Browns or will Cleveland stumble to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN source: espn.com   |   share: 504         Woman arrested for not wanting to get dressed up source: kxan.com   |   share: 68   Sat October 29, 2022       38% of transplants now regret their decision to move to Florida after Category 4 Hurricane Ian. Seems low source: wfla.com   |   share: 61   Wed October 26, 2022     Ted Cruz loves the boobies source: mediaite.com   |   share: 159   Tue October 25, 2022       Texas Lieutenant Governor candidate Mike Collier (D-on't Farking Lie, Bro) sends cease-and-desist letter to TV stations over latest Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eeks of Falsehood) election ad source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 37         Once again, a chance to get TotalFark, BareFark, and all the FarkUnits in the world. Mwu-ha-ha-ha-ha source: abc7.com   |   share: 19         You know who was also scared of inflation and wound up losing their democracy? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 50       North Texas thunderstorms: 1, North Texas pecan tree: 0. With abso-bark-tively spectacular video of a tree getting denuded source: fox4news.com   |   share: 36         Jim Nantz to say Goodbye Friends to the Final Four source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 15   Mon October 24, 2022       Texas voters get to choose between an improved quality of life or having their kids eaten to death. Naturally, it's a toss-up. Is it raining? source: kwtx.com   |   share: 105   Sun October 23, 2022       MyPillow guy flashes tiny law enforcement "badge" that's every bit as real as his claims of election fraud source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 60         One of the craziest tales of corruption in judicial politics, brought to you by Texas source: dmagazine.com   |   share: 24   Sat October 22, 2022       Can Syracuse upset Clemson in Death Valley? Can UCLA duck Oregon? Can OK State dominate Texas? Who will win between Kansas State and TCU in the battle of purple teams? Week 8 of college football is looking good, and kickoff is at Noon ET source: espn.com   |   share: 121   Fri October 21, 2022       How bad is the current Texas AG? Well in endorsing his challenger the Dallas Morning News said: "There is little we can find to recommend Rochelle Garza for attorney general except that she is not Ken Paxton. Frankly, that's enough" source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 38         Harris County, Texas asks for federal election monitors to protect its polling places and vote counting from Texas election monitors source: cnn.com   |   share: 22         It turns out the state police captain who insisted he arrived a few minutes before the Uvalde gunman was killed was there 77 minutes earlier. Preventing his own strike team from entering source: cnn.com   |   share: 43         Dr Doom says you're stupid for moving, Texas is too hot and Florida will be under water source: msn.com   |   share: 26   Tue October 18, 2022       TFG is finally served a court order in his 250 million NY tax fraud case. After three weeks and by electronic mail. Must have used Compuserve. Texas AG Paxton seen ripping the phone lines off his house source: msn.com   |   share: 28         This might explain what's been going on at CNN source: wfla.com   |   share: 45   (omny.fm)       On Saturday night the role of Heidi was played by the Dallas Stars (audio) source: omny.fm   |   share: 4   Mon October 17, 2022     Woman films herself getting gored by bison at Texas state park, is buffaloed when asked for a reason why she got charged source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: 65         How many hours a minimum wage worker needs to clock to afford a one-bedroom rental in the 10 largest U.S. cities. With minimum wage data for each city. Not safe for working people source: cnbc.com   |   share: 66   Sun October 16, 2022       Twin-engine prop plane makes emergency landing on busy Dallas street, hits power line, speed limit sign on the way down source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 21         The University of Texas is all about that bass as they unveiled the world's largest bass drum at the football game against Iowa State source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 39   Sat October 15, 2022       Teen metamorphs into squeaky dog toy with the help of his annoyed mother source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 37         "Hurricanes are the biggest threat to Florida". The 1%: "Hold my Moët" source: commondreams.org   |   share: 19         Demand for Texas Pete hot sauce shoots up by 71 percent compared to the overall 2022 average after lawsuit filed because sauce is made in North Carolina, not Texas source: chron.com   |   share: 89         If you forgot a dead body by the side of I-94 in Macomb County, Michigan, the police would like to have a word with you source: freep.com   |   share: 24   Fri October 14, 2022       I'mma just arrest you for rolling up your window. You say that's your father over there recording things on his phone? source: msn.com   |   share: 109   (Some Guy)       Watauga Social Lounge Poker Club raided in middle of $100k tournament because poker is illegal in Texas source: pokernews.com   |   share: 67   Thu October 13, 2022       Denver pumpkins are looking to party this Halloween source: kxnet.com   |   share: 25         If you ever wanted to have someone cut open your coin purse while barrelling down the highway, then you're in luck. The Mobile Vasectomy Clinic is giving away free snips source: theguardian.com   |   share: 30         Jason Kelce is not wrong source: msn.com   |   share: 22         Four-acre maze in the shape of the state of Texas guarantees to get you lost, drive you insane with screaming kids source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: 1         The Texas family that storms the Capitol together, gets sentenced together source: cnn.com   |   share: 28         Bitcoin Cowboys are the ultimate stress test for Texas' power grid, assless chaps source: chron.com   |   share: 11         Herschel Walker: "My mom just told me that my grandmother was full-blood Cherokee, so I'm Native American." Herschel Walker's mom: "I said what now?" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 209         Texas Governor Greg Abbott's policy of bussing border refugees to other states is starting to piss off Mexico now source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 34   Wed October 12, 2022       Texas is coated in a sticky, icky goo. Since when is this news? source: msn.com   |   share: 20   Tue October 11, 2022     CVS counters Texas "tampon tax" with 25% off of menstrual products to stop at least some financial bleeding source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 57         DeSantis: Wait, now I'm named in 3 lawsuits? Get me 3 more planes of migrants now. And pay no attention to the damage in Florida source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 28   Mon October 10, 2022       Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course source: cnn.com   |   share: 57         The Chicks, formerly the Dixie Chicks endorse Robert Francis O'Rourke for governor, this being TexASS the concert crowd boos source: chron.com   |   share: 147         It's getting busy in the food/politics crossovers: the Supreme Court to consider objections to California's pork standards source: vox.com   |   share: 20   Sun October 09, 2022       Some of the weirdness that has washed ashore on the Texas Gulf Coast so far in 2022. Bonus goodness: with pics for each source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: 24         Oklahoma State just broke the onside kick as we know it. As opposed to Oklahoma which just broke football as we know it on Saturday source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 35

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