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Mon February 06, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you're a football fan, this should determine whether it's time to move or not with the list of best and worst cities to be a fan
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country
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Sun February 05, 2023
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
World's greatest country has 250 "dumpster diving scavengers" go after food because the greatest state in the country can't keep the power on every time it goes below freezing
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Buck around, find out
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Fri February 03, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's almost like Texas is a third-world backwater filled with uneducated rubes who are too cowed and stupid to believe that their government actually owes them functional services
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Thu February 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You can do that?" -Texas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 350,000 Texans without power after ice storm. This is not a repeat from every other previous ice storm in Texas
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Wyoming News)
 
 
 
WY wants to help finance TX's vanity wall and immigrant-shipping, instead of something useful, like schools or road repairs. Subby too mad to snark
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Clean energy is making huge steps in Texas. Naturally, republicans are trying to kill it
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$4 a gallon gas prices are coming back. And those who flunked Economics class will be plastering their extra Biden "I Did That" stickers onto pumps again
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out Texas med students aren't that different from average Texans
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Texas has a tough decision about how to spend its $32B surplus on its citizens. Here's a hint from Subby: Electric grid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House approves 16,000,000 Americans for student loan relief, tells Supreme Court: "Good luck enforcing your decisions with the army you don't have"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
The 2003 Austin that appeared on the show was still largely a town of stoners and students; Dallas would be more likely to start shooting back
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Wed January 25, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs says the walls are closing in for the cities of San Jose, California; Austin, Texas; Phoenix, Arizona; and San Diego, California, warns they will all suffer a 2008-like crash in home values
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Houston Texans considering uniform changes for next season. Still no word on changing out the guys wearing those uniforms for next season
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Screw that terrible barbecue; if you're flying into KC for the Championship game, visit Whataburger
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee will be rejecting federal HIV/AIDS funding due to stigginit
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What do Texas and Pakistan have in common? Top 50 things to the right, latest one on the left
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How 'bout them Dallas Cowboys fans?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Texas college students say 'censorship of TikTok over guns' says a lot about how officials prioritize safety
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbot weighs in on the Cowboys' kicking game
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Non-Texans point out what they think is strange about Texans. Carrying guns everywhere and rooting for terrible football teams both strangely absent from the list
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that Southwest has recovered from its holiday meltdown... wait, is that the pilot union's entrance music?
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Thu January 19, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman pulled from storm drain for the third time in two years. Previously she wandered through the tunnels for weeks and ended up in Texas. That's some underground network
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nine tractor trailers and a dozen cars unite to spare motorists from entering Kansas
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
DoorDash will start delivering Starbucks soon, so now your overpriced burnt coffee can be cold too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There are no conditions under which the FDA would consider human fetal tissue to be safe or legal for human or animal consumption." That small fact won't stop Texas Republican from fear-mongering to the rubes into believing it happens
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Undeclared anti-tank weapons are not allowed in checked airline luggage. Unclear if allowed in carry-on. Yes, it was Texas
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Reactionary authoritarianism has done damage to Texas, so the new legislature has learned its lesson, and will engage in even more. It's the Texas way
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Mon January 16, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach
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Sun January 15, 2023
(CBR)
 
 
 
John Larroquette narrated Texas Chainsaw Massacre in exchange for weed. Jason Voorhees keeps him away from his harvest
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee calls for presidential pardon for Afghan soldier jailed in Texas for illegally crossing the border. And she's right
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Sat January 14, 2023
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Today is National Hot Pastrami Day. The heck with "North Texas", the best Pastrami sandwich is found at the corner of Houston and Ludlow in NYC
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Hello? Mrs Calloway? This is your son's school. You need to pick him up at the hospital today. Yeah, he couldn't handle our punishment. Thank you
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Wed January 11, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's plenty of college hoops action for Wednesday, starting at 7:00 PM ET. Top games include Alabama-Arkansas, UCONN-Marquette, Crieghton-Xavier, and TCU-Texas. It's awesome, baby
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What was the first record you ever bought for yourself? I'm old. Google it yourself
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Universal Studios announces a kid-themed amusement park to open in a Dallas suburb. Isn't every amusement park kid-themed?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fresh off an anemic showing in the midterms, one where the repeal of Roe v. Wade seems to have been a key issue, TX Republicans have gotten the message loud and clear, and know what voters want is MOAR restrictions on abortion and birth control
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Someone call The Police The band, not the authorities, to Florida to see what washed up on the beach
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from *clap*clap*clap*clap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content]
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to Texas Court of Criminal Appeals: Whoa, whoa guys. Slow your roll there. We're all about stripping away basic rights and killing minorities, sure, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I ran for office on the premise that government does not work, and now that I am in office, I and the members of my party will do everything we can to stop the government from working" - Chip Roy (R)Texas
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas really does has a problem with South American immigrants
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Mon January 09, 2023
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eally despicable asshole) blames Dems that the state's anti-abortion law has no rape or incest exceptions, somehow forgetting it was passed by Republican majorities in both houses, and signed by a Republican governor
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 9 is 'charlatan' as in: "While a native of Texas is a Texan and someone from Topeka is called a Topekan, not all Charlotte residents are Charlatans"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
How many tumbleweeds does it take to bury a West Texas town?
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Thu January 05, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach Beard fired as "Ted Lasso" takes a dark turn
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(Some Guy-nads)
 
 
 
Texas goes nuts
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You had ONE JOB, Texas A&M equipment manager
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Wed January 04, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas St. and Texas combined for 219 points, setting a new record for most points combined in regulation of a Big 12 conference game
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Legendary Texas Longhorns baseball coach Cliff Gustafson gets thrown out for the last time at the age of 91
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston mayor urges Houstonians to take their Texas down a notch for New Years
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders snags Florida education chancellor to 'transform' Arkansas education. Since he's from Florida, he will bring crayons
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Texas liquor stores will be closed Saturday night through Tuesday morning. Happy New Year
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Thu December 29, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday, December 29 has three bowl games. First is the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl with Syracuse and Minnesota at 2:00 PM ET, Oklahoma and Florida State in the Cheez-It Bowl at 5:30 PM, and Texas and Washington in the Valero Alamo Bowl at 9:00 PM
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Southwest's CEO says they failed to meet expectations, which is a kind way of putting 'We effed up'
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Wed December 28, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Southwest finally gets a plane in the air, turns back because two passengers want to improv and make a scene
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four December 28 bowl games are on tap, starting with the Military Bowl (UCF-Duke Sucks) at 2:00 PM ET, Kansas-Ar-kansas in the Liberty Bowl at 5:30 PM, Oregon-UNC in the Holiday Bowl at 8:00 PM on FOX, and TTU-Ole Miss in the Texas Bowl at 9:00 PM
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(WTAE)
 
Hero
 
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso 🎶 Three football players were stuck by delay 🎶 The basketball coach showed and he drove them 🎶 Six hundred miles so they could then play.🎶
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Some Points Guy)
 
 
 
December 4: "11 ways that Southwest is trying to improve the travel experience in 2023"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Texas power grid fails
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas power grid holds
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Sun December 25, 2022
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
The West Coast takes mercy on the Midwest, except Texas which isn't really the Midwest and has done nothing to deserve a break
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Texas electricity prices spiked 400% in 24 hours, as factories printing "I did that" stickers used up all the electricity while Greg Abbott was busy owning the libs. This is not a repeat of 2021
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like good Christians, GQP drops off more asylum seekers outside of VP Harris' home in freezing temperatures with sub-zero windchill, just like Jesus would have done
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Sat December 24, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Tennessee joins Wisconsin and goes full-on Texas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wisconsin goes full-on Texas
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Fri December 23, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
Hero
 
Biden will begin investigating libraries that ban LGBTQA books
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Abbot says Texas is ready for repeat of last year's cold. Presumably this means his trip to Cancun is booked and Minnesota will be bailing them out with socialized gas again
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas power grid expected to hold against forecasted wind chills as low as -30F in some areas of the state. Never mind that each time it's failed it's been "completely unforeseen." Tag for the weather, not the grid
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Predictably, the most polite NFL fanbases are also the ones that have the least amount of success
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Hikaru Shida become the 1st-ever, 2x AEW Women's World Champ? Can the Elite even the score with Death Triangle? Is Bryan Danielson going to challenge MJF? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey brings us a pre-Christmas treat with 7 games. Tonight we'll see Miami Beach v. Jersey Shore, Canada's Texas taking on America's Texas, Smashville v. Coverupville, a duel of the desert teams, & Ducks gone Wild. Game on at 7pm ET
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Texas House of Representatives passes bill that prohibits schools from engaging in "the endorsement or dissuasion of, or interference with, any lifestyle, race, sex, religion, or culture." leaving teachers unable to, well, teach
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Texas entertains people at border crossing with string concert. Wait, apparently they string concertina
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
California governor thanks Judge for striking down California's new gun law because Texas has an abortion law he doesn't like
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the first nine days of legal sportsbook betting in the state of Maryland, bettors placed $168 million in bets, which generated a whopping $704,000 in tax revenues, largely because sports books have mastered Hollywood Accounting
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Sun December 18, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas police officers will be trained on how to deal with active shooters, if this senator gets his way. Apparently 'Standing around picking teeth with a matchbook cover while kids are being slaughtered' isn't an effective response
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wall Street DudeBro who caught Judge's record breaking home run takes a 50% loss after auction. Much like all the stocks he picked for his clients
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas National Guardsman on deployment dies while trying to rescue two immigrants. Your work thank-you bonus of two Pop-Tarts and a pad of sticky notes is more than what his family will receive
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Roughly $1.3 million stolen in juggling incidents this year in Austin, Texas. Wait. No. Jugging incidents. Not juggling. Well, that doesn't sound nearly as fun, does it?
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Fri December 16, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Local lawmakers exploring possibility of succession. Difficulty: Not Texas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The college bowl season starts with two games. First is the Hometown Lenders Bahamas Bowl with Miami (OH) and UAB at 11:30 AM ET on ESPN, and then the Duluth Trading Cure Bowl at 3:00 PM on ESPN with two ranked teams, UTSA and Troy. Let's begin
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Thu December 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL discussing ejecting your team's best pass rusher from the game for gently brushing the helmet of that preening, over-rated QB
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
McDonald's strikes deal with Texas solar farm to power US supply chain apparently NEVER having read about the state and stability of the grid there. This should go over about as well as the McCrab
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Texas AG Paxton (cRiminal) is tabulating a list of all the trans people in the state. Just because
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Wed December 14, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jazzy ran away from her Texas home after being frightened by fireworks, Seven years later she was found abandoned in a Florida hotel room. No one knows how she ended up there, but she was reunited with her family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue December 13, 2022
(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
Teenager with perfect name involved in high-speed pursuit
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
According to the affidavit, Texas head basketball coach Chris Beard wanted to take a bite out of crime
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Mon December 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mississippi State coach Mike Leach is in critical condition due to a "personal health issue" that occurred at home
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
University of Texas men's basketball coach Chris Beard arrested on Family Assault charge. University officials not talking yet, but reportedly aren't in a slap-happy mood
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Sat December 10, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ever notice how the dumbest political maneuvering and bill ideas come from one specific political party?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
In another oppressive move, Texas would like to ban social media for those under 18. What a sad state of affairs
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Fri December 09, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
In space, no one can hear you drop the motherfarking beat
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Thu December 08, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
Weeners
 
Massive erection to receive much-needed shaft work
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(Texas Tribune)
 
Hero
 
Finally, some potential good news for individual freedom in the Authoritarian State of Texas
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will FTR become the Undisputed World Tag Team Champions? Can Darby Allin reclaim the TNT Title from Samoa Joe? Who will win this year's Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
San Francisco: Maybe we shouldn't use exploding robots to blow up suspects after all. What are we, Texas?
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Woman leaves 50 lbs of human poop in front of Texas police station in illegal dumping incident
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Fine Art America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Texas sign
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Mon December 05, 2022
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Last week: Jacob deGrom signs with the Texas Rangers. Mets fans = 😭 Today: Justin Verlander signs with the Mets. Mets fans = Jacob who?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones wouldn't block Deion Sanders from being an NFL coach
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Louisiana creates a tip line to allow anyone to report librarians doing their job
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado Buffaloes looking to get back into Prime Time
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Sat December 03, 2022
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas, including Jacob deGrom's paycheck
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aw, isn't that cute. A dog driving a car. And look there's a baby driving a bus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Buffalo beat Akron in their makeup game from two weeks ago? Does North Texas have a prayer versus UTSA in the CUSA Championship? Will Utah put a kink in USC's playoff plans in the Pac 12 Championship? Games are at 1:00, 7:30, and 8:00 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
An attorney walks into a bar, shoots at ex-girlfriend who works there, and is at home watching Netflix for a measly $4 grand. #Texas
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you?
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Walker, Texas Danger
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones is unfazed by Odell Beckham Jr. airplane incident
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio
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Mon November 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Houston shuts down schools over boil order. Ted Cruz seen shopping for airline tickets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem
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Sun November 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Parts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas under threat from a giant avocado
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 277 of WW3: Kyiv utilities almost completely restored after latest Russian missile strike. Has Ukraine mastered clone tech, with 10,000 MacGyvers on utility repair? Can we borrow a few for Texas & PGE? It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas
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Sat November 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After all the craziness on Black Friday will there be more in college basketball on Saturday? Only ranked matchups are Kent State-Houston, UTRGV-Texas, and Iowa-TCU, but there's a lot more when it starts at 9:30 AM ET with Manhattan-Army in London
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The contractors who write official tweets for Texas senators started drinking early for the holidays
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Fri November 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Plenty of action on Black Friday for Week 13 of college football. Can Cincinnati withstand Tulane? Can Texas beat Baylor? Can UCLA defeat California in the battle of the bears? How about the two Florida teams (Florida and FSU)? It begins at Noon ET
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Here's to giving thanks to the worst team in the NFL. Even more thanks if your team is fortunate enough to play them
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It might be a Texas Snowstorm, but it's also a storm of people asking Cancun Cruz if he's packed for his holiday
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walker, Texas Resident
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' Lawyers: Texas law caps damages at--- Judge: Nope, your client owes $50 mil
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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you have anything important to say to anyone in Texas, now is probably the time to do it
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Something is making the Dallas Cowboys sick. As if a quarter-century Superb Owl drought wasn't enough to deal with
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why it's a bad idea to allow Texas to run your electrical system
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas Legislator does his part to Keep Austin Weird, files a bill to cancel both the City of Austin and the Austin City Council; replacing them both with a "District of Austin"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DeSatan's two flights to relocate immigrants from San Antonio to Martha's Vineyard cost a little over $153,000. So of course the state paid more than $1.5 million to contractor for them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas customs agents check case of beer, find out why Lone Star tastes like monkey piss
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The Texans bombed today in more ways than the usual
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While the vehicle itself is hella cool, I am still unclear on whether Texas Gov. Abbott plans to blow up the migrants or just run them all over
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(Afro Tech)
 
 
 
This one simple trick can increase the value of your home by nearly $300,000. (Valid only if you have Caucasian neighbors)
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Thu November 17, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the gals in the carpool lane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gonzaga goes outside of the WCC out of curiosity, immediately regrets it
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Wed November 16, 2022
(USGS)
 
 
 
Things are getting shaky in Texas with a 5.4 magnitude earthquake
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Security beagle detects S cargo at ATL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week'
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Tue November 15, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Holy roller sending asylum seekers from Texas to Philadelphia on a bus as Jesus commanded. Gritty will watch over them and mold them into the leaders of tomorrow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas to ban drag shows if minors are present; Big Daddy Don Garlits won't like this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who has obviously never seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon learns the hard way about overpasses
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google fined nearly 0.16 percent of its 2021 profits for blatantly and repeatedly tracking users without permission. That'll show 'em
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, a lot of things have gone badly for Musk lately, but at least the Texas gigafactory construction is going well. Oh wait
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White supremacist Texas middle school teacher fired. One down, another 30000 to go
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 13 is crucible, as in When Texas is freezing without power, Cancun becomes crucible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP remains covered in "Trump-funk" and you know that won't just wash out. Maybe they could try a bath in tomato juice like Tiger the Brady Bunch dog
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Sat November 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How many points will Ohio State put up on Indiana? Will Alabama roll over Ole Miss? Can Tulane handle UCF? Can Oregon duck Washington? Can Texas hook TCU? Week 11 of college football starts at Noon ET, so get your game on
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Good state to move teens from crowded chaotic detention facility. Bad they are considering sending them to Texas...from Pennsylvania
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas man drugs pregnant wife with abortion medications. No word when he'll be hit with the attempted murder charges
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Every night I dream the people of Texas reject Republican fascism and live in peace, harmony and seek the common good Jesus taught. But every morning I wake to my neighbor on a Harley in a cowboy hat machine gunning "Trump" into our cul-de-sac walk
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Thu November 10, 2022
(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas towns that voted to decriminalize marijuana may be challenged in court. "We have to figure out what the next steps are because we've never had anything on our ballot that directly contradicts state law"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Uvalde County overwhelmingly voted Abbott for governor. Subby's gonna go have a lay down
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Mon November 07, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Is it a waste of beer if it is thrown at Ted Cruz?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants' Xavier McKinney hurts hand in ATV accident. You never go ATV
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Maybe don't include the Google Street View next time, although it does explain why the home is unoccupied
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas family of pastors addresses leaving the profession: "When [my husband] said he did not think white supremacy was part of God's kingdom, the council president looked straight at him and said, 'I disagree.'"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Good: University of Houston football team scored 63 points. Fark: they lost by 14 points
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Sat November 05, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday hockey is packed with 14 games. We'll see Avs/Bluejackets live from Finland, Canada's Texas v. America's Texas, the 6 loss Perds v. the 6 loss Canucks, & the Leafs losing in spectacular fashion to the Bruins (as is tradition). Pucks @ 1pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Georgia turn back Tennessee? Can Tulane take care of Tulsa? Can Alabama roll against LSU? Can Kansas State hook Texas? Week 10 of the college football season starts at Noon ET
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Fri November 04, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Large tornado outbreak across East Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. Multiple tornados on the ground. Paris, TX hit. LGT Livestream
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A Texas doctor is here to determine who is best equipped to stop a gunman: 19 unarmed fourth-graders or the 400 cops waiting outside
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones donates $500K to Gov. Abbott's campaign. Not that anyone would be surprised by this
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Texas deer hunter: I wonder why my tree stand.... ssǝuɹɐɥ ʎʇǝɟɐs ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝɯɐɔ
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Voter turnout is way down in Texas compared to 2018, worrying Democrats and Republicans both. No really, RTFA
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Pastor who "stepped aside" from the pulpit due to "an unwise relationship" with "a woman who is not his wife" has seen the error of his ways and "wisened up"; and plans to "step back" into the same pulpit "soon"
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Tue November 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's in Texas so why not have a 30,000 square foot gourmet grocery store?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Frustrated" Clippers star Kawhi Load-Management ruled out of this week's two-game Texas road trip
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The good news: Texas has a plan to provide water for its growing population. The bad news: They forgot to include a minor detail in their calculations...climate change
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Mon October 31, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ukraine begs the world for equipment to help keep their power grid from collapsing. Still in better shape than the Texas power grid
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football sees the Battle of Ohio as Cincinnati travels about 250 miles to Cleveland. Will the Bengals shred the Browns or will Cleveland stumble to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for not wanting to get dressed up
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Sat October 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
38% of transplants now regret their decision to move to Florida after Category 4 Hurricane Ian. Seems low
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
Boobies
 
Ted Cruz loves the boobies
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Lieutenant Governor candidate Mike Collier (D-on't Farking Lie, Bro) sends cease-and-desist letter to TV stations over latest Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eeks of Falsehood) election ad
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once again, a chance to get TotalFark, BareFark, and all the FarkUnits in the world. Mwu-ha-ha-ha-ha
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know who was also scared of inflation and wound up losing their democracy?
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
Video
 
North Texas thunderstorms: 1, North Texas pecan tree: 0. With abso-bark-tively spectacular video of a tree getting denuded
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Jim Nantz to say Goodbye Friends to the Final Four
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Mon October 24, 2022
(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas voters get to choose between an improved quality of life or having their kids eaten to death. Naturally, it's a toss-up. Is it raining?
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MyPillow guy flashes tiny law enforcement "badge" that's every bit as real as his claims of election fraud
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(D Magazine)
 
 
 
One of the craziest tales of corruption in judicial politics, brought to you by Texas
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Sat October 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Syracuse upset Clemson in Death Valley? Can UCLA duck Oregon? Can OK State dominate Texas? Who will win between Kansas State and TCU in the battle of purple teams? Week 8 of college football is looking good, and kickoff is at Noon ET
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How bad is the current Texas AG? Well in endorsing his challenger the Dallas Morning News said: "There is little we can find to recommend Rochelle Garza for attorney general except that she is not Ken Paxton. Frankly, that's enough"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harris County, Texas asks for federal election monitors to protect its polling places and vote counting from Texas election monitors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out the state police captain who insisted he arrived a few minutes before the Uvalde gunman was killed was there 77 minutes earlier. Preventing his own strike team from entering
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr Doom says you're stupid for moving, Texas is too hot and Florida will be under water
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Tue October 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG is finally served a court order in his 250 million NY tax fraud case. After three weeks and by electronic mail. Must have used Compuserve. Texas AG Paxton seen ripping the phone lines off his house
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
This might explain what's been going on at CNN
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(omny.fm)
 
 
 
On Saturday night the role of Heidi was played by the Dallas Stars (audio)
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Mon October 17, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
Video
 
Woman films herself getting gored by bison at Texas state park, is buffaloed when asked for a reason why she got charged
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How many hours a minimum wage worker needs to clock to afford a one-bedroom rental in the 10 largest U.S. cities. With minimum wage data for each city. Not safe for working people
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Twin-engine prop plane makes emergency landing on busy Dallas street, hits power line, speed limit sign on the way down
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
The University of Texas is all about that bass as they unveiled the world's largest bass drum at the football game against Iowa State
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Teen metamorphs into squeaky dog toy with the help of his annoyed mother
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes are the biggest threat to Florida". The 1%: "Hold my Moët"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Demand for Texas Pete hot sauce shoots up by 71 percent compared to the overall 2022 average after lawsuit filed because sauce is made in North Carolina, not Texas
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you forgot a dead body by the side of I-94 in Macomb County, Michigan, the police would like to have a word with you
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Fri October 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
I'mma just arrest you for rolling up your window. You say that's your father over there recording things on his phone?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watauga Social Lounge Poker Club raided in middle of $100k tournament because poker is illegal in Texas
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Thu October 13, 2022
(KX News)
 
 
 
Denver pumpkins are looking to party this Halloween
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to have someone cut open your coin purse while barrelling down the highway, then you're in luck. The Mobile Vasectomy Clinic is giving away free snips
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jason Kelce is not wrong
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Four-acre maze in the shape of the state of Texas guarantees to get you lost, drive you insane with screaming kids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Texas family that storms the Capitol together, gets sentenced together
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Cowboys are the ultimate stress test for Texas' power grid, assless chaps
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker: "My mom just told me that my grandmother was full-blood Cherokee, so I'm Native American." Herschel Walker's mom: "I said what now?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott's policy of bussing border refugees to other states is starting to piss off Mexico now
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Wed October 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas is coated in a sticky, icky goo. Since when is this news?
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
Hero
 
CVS counters Texas "tampon tax" with 25% off of menstrual products to stop at least some financial bleeding
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DeSantis: Wait, now I'm named in 3 lawsuits? Get me 3 more planes of migrants now. And pay no attention to the damage in Florida
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The Chicks, formerly the Dixie Chicks endorse Robert Francis O'Rourke for governor, this being TexASS the concert crowd boos
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's getting busy in the food/politics crossovers: the Supreme Court to consider objections to California's pork standards
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Sun October 09, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Some of the weirdness that has washed ashore on the Texas Gulf Coast so far in 2022. Bonus goodness: with pics for each
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State just broke the onside kick as we know it. As opposed to Oklahoma which just broke football as we know it on Saturday
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