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Mon June 25, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters has zero farks left to give
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Party, June 23rd. Location: Headquarters Beercade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why we die. And why lobsters are immortal
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you've always wondered what Foo Fighters and Adele would sound like together, your wish may come true
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Fri June 22, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
What are the odds of catching a yellow lobster if 1 in 30 million lobsters are yellow lobsters?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fox News: "I talked to my black friend and they said that detention centers are better than the projects that I grew up In"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Summer in New York, that time of the year when commuters curse the MTA everyday on Twitter as the subway begins it's annual meltdown
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(Some Horizontal Guy)
 
 
 
Instagram caters to the idiocracy by making vertical video mandatory. Next up, requiring a finger partially obscuring every picture
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
An analysis of 'healthy' alternative waters, from coconut to bamboo. Which ones are the most bullshiat?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporters do 180, now love elites
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
What's worse than having your ranch under floodwaters? Having your ranch under floodwaters with "pissed-off huge" grizzly bears swimming around
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters show interrupted by actual Foo Fighter. I want to believe
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas officials decide immigration shelters can concentrate better without limits on capacity
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(Buy 2 for discount)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump supporters weigh in on family separation crisis. Their responses, and pictures, are what you'd expect
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Tue June 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pabst Blue Ribbon shortage may be looming, hipsters inconsolable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They keep coming out asking protesters to let ICE employees leave "so they can get home to their families"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Marine who belonged to a white supremacist group, took part in the Charlottesville rally and bragged about attacking counter-protesters has been court-martialed. Sadly, the words "dishonorable discharge" didn't appear in this sentence
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Another reason to NOT close Hooters - video games development
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hipsters have invented the broccoli latte and it's ... a pretty damn good idea. "The average Australian does not eat the recommended amount of vegetables each day. Sneaking a serving into your morning latte could be an easy way to up your intake"
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After MP stops anti-upskirting bill going through British parliament protesters string up 'Knicker bunting' outside his office. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
MCU Screenwriters to Warner Bros: Okay....here's what you need to do to fix the DCEU
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NY Times Op Ed finds Midwest mom who represents independent voters that Democrats failed to reach, forgets to mention she's a Republican party official
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sisters arrested for stabbing each other during "mutual combat" in front of 5 children. Police suspect the disturbance was initiated by a male subject. Happy Fathers Day
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Family Matters, but not much
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny, Viagra shaped, Lifelock scented, Nigerian violins for the global email marketers who now must reduce their activities by 80% or face massive fines by the EU. Bye guys, like your fantastic offers, we'll miss you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The best cosplay from ColossolCon includes the obvious characters from video games, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, anime...wait, go back one
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
It's not a proper French marathon race without wine, cheese, oysters, and foie gras
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Incredibles 2 shatters records with $180 million at #1, sinking Ocean's 8 to #2 with $20 million. Tag is it at #3 with $14 million as Solo thuds to #4 with $9 million, edging out Deadpool 2's $8.8 million as Hereditary continues to disappoint
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska's first baseball team was named 'Knock Down and Skin 'Em' as a nod to local seal hunters
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remote-controlled fire hydrants can provide water-dropping helicopters with quicker reloads than natural sources, potentially saving the lives of untold numbers of scuba divers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My supporters are so smart, we are so smart. S-M-R-T
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Peaceful plot planned for periled pangolins; armored african anteaters are anxious
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(Rising Apple)
 
 
 
Mets starters have MLB's best earned run average since May 20 at 2.60 - so of course they're 8-17 in that stretch
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
When tech reporters visit media art installations, commentary tends to be low-resolution and a bit pixellated
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Greek statue likely taken by Romans long ago, then found by Italians but not in Italian waters, then sold to Americans after Germans said it could be sold in Germany, now contested by Italy. Getty Museum: Srsly? WTF?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sec of Defense Mattis heads to the Naval War College to school the Commander-in-Thief on how Russia is our enemy and he should shut his damn mouth about military matters and focus on his reality show
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers club wins right to stay open longer after parents complained they could not attend as they couldn't get babysitters
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Creep defender Lou Dobbs thinks reporters should be beaten for asking questions. As should TV hosts who pretend to know stuff about economics and are basically right-wing shills
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hot mess" tag needed after tractor-trailer full of Fireball crashes on the interstate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite defending the right of reporters to be in bed with politicians. This time literally
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. This means you, Equifax
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has seen a naked shapeshifter on more than one occasion in his paranormal encounters, still won't say they were lovers
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
"This should be fun," are very nearly the last words of this guy who decided a mountainside drainage ditch would make a great waterslide
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump imposes new sanctions on Russia, like strongly-worded Post-It notes on love letters to Putin and new tariffs on borscht
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Critics wonder why the CEO of the Texas "nonprofit" organization that runs child immigration detention "shelters" is making $770,860 per year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "How will we verify North Korea is getting rid of their nukes?" Secretary of State Pompeo: "I find that question insulting and ridiculous and, frankly, ludicrous...it's a game and one ought not to play games with serious matters like this"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Voters to decide if California should be split into 3 states : Unaffordableland, Completely Unaffordableland, and Flyoverland
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So now Border Patrol is intimidating reporters
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Tue June 12, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to rescue 180-pound Saint Bernard stuck on roof. First responders happy to free dog, get those barrels of brandy off of their necks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"What if Cape Fear and Roger Rabbit had a baby?" I give you the trailer for Bobcat Goldthwait's Misfits and Monsters
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Darwin mutters to himself after tourist saves woman who hit the gas instead of brake and left her car dangling from an LA parking garage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats and republicans are fighting for the soul of the country. Virginia, Nevada, Maine, and South Carolina voters all step up to the polls today. Have the democrats abandoned Sanders? Did the GOP grow up? Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 8PM ET
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real political powerplay that's taken place in Singapore between Trump and Kin Jong-un is the height of these two world leaders ...why just look at Kim Jong-un's cheeky tactic of wearing lifters
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russia hit with "very harsh" sanctions for using submarines to compromise our cybersecurity. Did we blow up their submarine base? No, we sent stern letters to 3 people and fined them 12 kopeks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SC voters may have finally had enough of Mark Sanford. No, not because of his philandering, lying, and so-called Appalachian Trail hiking, but because he dared speak against His Orangeness
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Take that haters. The summit with Kim is going so well, Trump plans to leave early. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED GREATLY AGAIN
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We've run video of violent right wing protesters and called them "anti-fa". Let's see if anyone notices
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Sat June 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Letters: You won't believe what happened to me this week
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Some Ghosthead)
 
Video
 
Remember that old cartoon The Real Ghostbusters? Some lunatic got his hands on the pilot promo, and digitally restored it. Your Slimer wants hot dogs
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If we have a horrible hurricane season this year it is not the result of Global Warming but The Illuminati using technology to cause the storms to stop Trump supporters from voting
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Everything you think you know about absinthe is a dirty lie. For starters, absinthe does not now - and never did - make people hallucinate
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to learn that Trump's trade policies aren't really about fair trade at all, but rather about solidifying his political base and rewarding his supporters. Unfortunately, he is doing so by bullying small concessions out of our allies
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's election day in Ontario, and voters wish they had someone as qualified as either a turd sandwich or giant douche to support
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And the list of GOP Congresscritters saying the FBI acted appropriately continues to grow. Gowdy, Ryan, and now Sen. Burr
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Do you want Skynet? Because this is literally how the scriptwriters said you get Skynet
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 683: "Waterscapes 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Merkley finally got a tour of a migrant children detention centers, finding fire exits up to code, efficient use of space, and clean facilities. Oh and kids in cages
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband of twenty years and I ended our marriage after he came out as gay. He still comes over to see our daughters and have dinner; however, he talks about his dating life and it hurts. I still love him. How can I stop this?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
118,000 California voters missing from rolls in LA County. But no worries, citizen, our elections are secure
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Tue June 05, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sailors were known to have "a bride in every harbor." For firefighters, that sort of behavior doesn't work out that well
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
FL DOT thinks that drunk drivers who are driving the wrong way on interstates will be able to read signs telling them they're going the wrong way
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(Vox)
 
 
 
California, Iowa, Montana, New Jersey, and New Mexico voters go to the polls in midterm primary election mania. Will the results in California be an indicator for November? Did you know there's a New Mexico? It's your primary election thread. Go vote
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kobe Steel's headquarters raided in case of data tampering
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Court orders Trumpist Maine governor to implement Medicaid expansion overwhelmingly approved by voters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Best childhood friends find out five decades later that they are actually sisters after DNA tests
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Rookie is 2018 Oyster Eating Champion after eating a whopping 40 DOZEN oysters in 8 minutes. "I didn't really have a technique. I just slurped and slurped, rinse and repeat"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's really wrong with the DCU's movie franchises...beyond "Martha," Aquaman, or trying to heap in a ton of characters with zero chances to give backstory
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. Senator goes to see first hand the immigrant detention centers where children are separated from parents. The supervisor calls the police on him
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Finally a race for the rest of us: Lard Butt 1k. Sign up now, free doughnuts every 250 meters
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Free Trade doesn't mean what Reuters thinks it means to China
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Spanish voters could feel the canned heat in their heels
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Boot Scooters? Sod Poodles? It appears the entries in Amarillo baseball's "Name The Team" contest are from urbandictionary.com
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The "monsters in our own backyards" were enlarged photos of insects taken with a 12' long camera over a century ago
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That Reuters generic ballot poll that made liberals flip out last week is back to D+7
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Think Solo was too dark? Don't blame the cinematographer, blame the theaters for showing the movie
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Racism was never real; picking cotton makes a man out of you," says black preacher Jesse Lee Peterson
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Inside the Roseanne writers room as everything went south
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
John Goodman found by reporters demanding his opinion on Roseanne controversy at auto repair shop in New Orleans, says he'd "rather say nothing than to cause more trouble"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You ever notice that if you die before about age 40 or so, they headline writers never say you "passed away" or even just "died" ; but instead always say you were "found dead'?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
All you haters were so busy hating on Trump for his Memorial Day speech that you didn't even credit him with giving veterans a 25 percent discount on 'leet MAGA gear
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian fire fighters receive chocolate treats that police are barred from receiving. "As this is the fasting month, I am sure their children would be very happy to receive these chocolates"
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Mon May 28, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And here's Weird Al covering the Foo Fighters
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Off-duty DC firefighters rescue man with critical injuries from PG County water crash. Later tonight, off-duty firefighters rescue really attractive woman from R County
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ellicott City, MD awash in 1000 year floodwaters for the 2nd time in 2 years
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Sun May 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
With today's computers, it's almost impossible to get lost. So those children that HHS lost aren't really lost because they know where they are. Thanks for the insight Rick Santorum
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to write a second-to-last film that makes the audience want more, according to the writers of "Avengers: Infinity War," "Empire Strikes Back" and "Twilight". One of these things is not like the others
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Amazon Studios has prestige-TVified its remake of Peter Weir's "Picnic at Hanging Rock", adding rock music, LGBT shout-outs, and characters transformed into badass feminists and racially abused Indigenous for maximum "strong female characters" cred
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russians also hacked thousands of routers, reports Reuters
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California poll shows voters are all in favor of raising somebody else's taxes
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"President Trump pointed to a window in the White House. 'She is doing great. She's looking at us right there.' Reporters turned to look. There was no sign of the first lady"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California voters overwhelmingly consider bullet train a waste of money, but the people whose opinions matter are going to waste the money anyway
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Alabama voters confuse a racist, sexist, anti-Semitic candidate for a long-serving Congressman with a similar name. Fark: The racist, sexist, anti-Semitic guy is currently ahead in the Republican primary
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Caption these cute critters
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A balanced look at the gun problem shows Dems are screwed. They can either propose useless laws which won't hinder potential mass shooters; or gun confiscation which would be a huge turnout magnet for Republican voters. CBS must be a division of FOX
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Winery, partially owned by Devin Nunes (R-ussia), sued by female employee after yacht fundraiser where 25 of the company's top investors appeared to be using cocaine and having sexual encounters with prostitutes out in the open
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On average, Millennial dog owners spend $1,285 a year on their best friends, while Millennial cat owners spend $915 a year on their evil masters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders explains that the reason no Democratic Congress critters were invited to the briefing about the FBI's informant is: They didn't ask. Adding that it's unclear why Democrats would "consider themselves randomly invited to see something they never asked to"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The next generation of iPhone chips enters production as Samsung ramps up its fire protection systems
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Monopoly: The Cheaters Edition
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Hurricanes, zombies, alligators ... teens with fire extinguishers at intersections
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(Bing)
 
 
 
On this day in 1980 Pac-Man was released. I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money but I'm bringing everything I made. Did you have the fever?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
All the President's Tweeters
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Mon May 21, 2018
(KETV Omaha)
 
Video
 
10 strange sea monsters that washed ashore
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With the Vegas Golden Knights punching their ticket to the Cup Final, let's check in on what sportswriters were saying about this team pre-season. Oh my
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Orbital ATK Antares rocket to cause East coasters to phone in UFO reports at 4:39am EDT Monday morning
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The music industry celebrates its relevancy by having Kelly Clarkson host an awards show dedicated to chart success. She'll perform, along with Salt N Pepa, Macklemore, Jennifer Lopez, and other one-hitters. The Billboard Music Awards, 8pm ET on NBC
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Vroom vroom ka-ching)
 
 
 
It's not just the movie studios that re-release past blockbusters. Shelby is producing ten new 1967 Shelby Mustang 500's. In a further torturing of the English language, each is personally signed by Carroll Shelby, who is dead
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Drunk at Walmart and driving around the electric handicap scooters while trying to run into people is no way to go through life, son
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The Amish use the rest of us as beta testers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Gubernatorial candidate's 'deportation bus' breaks down during tour." This, students, is what writers call "foreshadowing"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters receive training in the latest techniques for removing butt plugs and penis rings. *YOINK* (Not safe for work image)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's message to voters: if Democrats win Congress in the midterms, they will hold Trump accountable
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Court manager alters records of relative's traffic offense, also appears to have used a selfie for a mug shot
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Thu May 17, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps it would better if the DOJ, the SEC and the OCC set up permanent offices inside Wells Fargo's headquarters
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Katie Ledecky shatters own world record in 1500 meter freestyle. Fark: By 5 seconds. Ultra Fark: She came in whopping 49 seconds ahead of second place finisher
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Stephen Harper's back. Hide the kittens and sweaters
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Headline writers are little appreciated." Except on Fark
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in Idaho, Pennsylvania, Oregon, and Nebraska, as voters head to the polls in some widely contested senate and gubernatorial races. Will turnout be high and will a blue wave start to crest? Polls open at 8am ET and close at 8pm ET
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Because your rush hour commute wasn't stressful enough, here's a rampaging naked man getting shot by police on Interstate 95
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends a message to American Muslims on the first day of Ramadan, and shockingly, it ISN'T just a paper with the letters GTFO printed on it
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie - My husband is addicted to teen porn, and I have teenage daughters. Wat do? Besides realizing one may have nothing to do with the other?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
"The reporters in the room proceeded to give LeBron James a standing ovation for demonstrating he has a functional memory"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rebel potters are on the rise. JK Rowling is really hurting for ideas now
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Mueller probe has gotten a lot more convoluted than Game of Thrones "five different characters all look exactly the same"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Mad Magazine matters now more than ever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Iraqi Election Day only brings out 44% of eligible voters, which in America is a pretty good turnout
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The intrepid reporters at USA Today read and analyzed every single ad the Russians bought during the 2016 election. Here are the results
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We're in an era where voters, whether on the left or the right, don't think anything good ever comes out of government," says member of party that has worked tirelessly to convince voters that nothing good comes out of government
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Voices of Batman ranked. Kevin Conroy is #1, Subby didn't bother to read the rest of the list since no one else matters
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue 3-year-old from inside a claw machine at laundromat. It took 46 attempts and $92
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Trump once offered John McEnroe $1M to take on the Williams Sisters
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Hipsters hint that cassettes and vinyl are OVER, may soon get into reel-to-reel tapes. I wish this were satire
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will we have more confirmation of foreign bribes to the president? Will reporters finally smell the blood in the water? Will Giuliani throw everyone under the bus, including Trump? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC filters out Last Post after one season
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Doug Ford campaign admits to hiring actors to portray supporters. Subby is still waiting for his Soros cheque
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how an HIV Virion actually enters, hijacks a cell, and produces copies? Well, here's a terrifying video
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The GOP fights for the tattered remains of its soul today as voters head to the polls for primaries in North Carolina, Ohio, Indiana, and West Virginia, the latter two a referendum on Trump. Polls are open now, the last closing at 9PM ET
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Infinity War screenwriters say Frasier was inspiration for banter between Dr. Strange and Tony Stark. No word on what happened to the scrambled eggs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants Giuliani to do more TV interviews because they have "organized his supporters"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Man barbecues. Fark: Meaning he set a hotel on fire. Ultra Fark: In order to barbecue alleged child molesters
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law school staffer arrested after faking being at work for over a year while hanging out at Hooters in Las Vegas
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"When's the last time you heard any Trump supporters talking about the need to understand you?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Elton John is writing a musical with Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A Swans win relegates the Baggies, combined with a Potters draw would relegate Stoke. Saints need a win to put pressure on Swans, Hammers, & Terriers. The kickoff for relegation begins at 8:30am ET. This is your weekend EPL discussion thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama just shamed all Trump voters and the electorate
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Frequent saunas may cut stroke risk, increase butt splinters
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
50 Best 'Star Wars' Characters of All Time. Difficulty: Only from the movies so no Jaxxon
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump thanks Kanye for doubling his black supporters, by which Trump means Kanye and Ben Carson
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump repeats in front of reporters how he would "love to speak" with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Oh, wouldn't we all? Wouldn't we all?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Question: When did CNBC start hiring headline writers away from The Onion
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Cohen knew the Daniels payment was meant to influence voters by buying silence
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Jesse Lee Peterson, if you don't support Trump, "Satan is your father"
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(CharityBuzz)
 
 
 
Avengers cast asked to sketch their characters for a children's charity. SPOILER: Earth's mightiest heroes can't draw worth a crap
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
With pop music reduced to basic minimalist beats, inane rap, and melisma, America's R&B songwriters are taking their talents to Korea, where their soul is appreciated. "It's almost like you get more honor outside of your own country for what you do"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: No one masters cooking without mistakes along the way. From over-salting to sauces breaking and more.. how have you fixed your failures?
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(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Comey criticizes Giuliani for comparing FBI agents to 'stormtroopers', says they have better aim for starters
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Bulletproof backpacks' put to the test, sadly not by having the Mythbusters fill them with C4
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look, just because somebody said we came out of the bathroom with full canisters of water doesn't mean we actually used toilet water for our tea. Oh, there's video?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The latest Revival League radio play has dropped: "Do Rabbots Dream Of Electric Cheepz -Pt 1", an Easter themed spoof of Cyberpunk & Watership Down featuring Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Neyman Jones, Carolina Hidalgo, and a couple of Farkettes
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being punished by the Yankees on Tuesday night, Astros reliever Ken Giles took matters into his own hand, punching himself in the face on his way to the dugout after giving up the go-head home run in the top of the ninth inning
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember how in December, Trump supporters held up the sale of weapons to Ukraine as evidence he was not colluding with Russia? Yeah, well, he might have given them those weapons in exchange for them ceasing all cooperation with the Mueller probe
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the next attorney to step down in about two months with his credibility in shatters and reputation ruined forever is...Emmet Flood. Applause, applause, applause
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
You gain the power to predict/be forewarned of three events a year 24 hours in advance. Do you use this power to learn the outcome of sporting events and bet accordingly, or you use it to save lives by warning of tornado strikes and other disasters?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a harmless Florida waterspout open up a can of whuppass on this harbor
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "Beto" O'Rourke is just using a fake Spanish nickname to falsely look authentic to Latino voters. O'Rourke: OK, let's have two debates in Spanish then
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Tue May 01, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Everyone has given their opinion on Michelle Wolf's routine at the WHCD. From that broke guy and his followers to the fake media and that woman who burns facts to make herself pretty. Now, let's hear from the only person who matters: Stephen Colbert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If only Michelle Wolf were as decent and respectful as Trump's supporters. Yep, that t-shirt's there. And that one. Well, I hadn't seen that one before. Classy. (Graphic language)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese arrest PUBG cheaters
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"Who huffs computer cleaner while driving a car? On the interstate highway in the middle of the afternoon?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The "Attack on Titan" season 3 trailer is here and it looks pretty awesome. Except there's a Kenny. Why is there a Kenny? It is impossible to take anything seriously if one of your characters is yelling "KENNY"
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
As Maeve's murderous quest continues, she encounters Dolores for the second time. Will this prove to be a robotic turning point, or will it end in disaster? Will we see the real world? What's The Man in Black up to? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A huge number of Republicans are not seeking reelection and many of them are not shy about the reason why. Hint: 5 letters, starts with T
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Fri April 27, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold sequesters himself in a Torrance Starbucks restroom to pen wacky incest songs as British woman announces that she is her own Grandma
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Why the Joy Reid scandal matters. Hint: It's not because of what she wrote 10 years ago
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beware lawyers in hazmat suits bearing bolt cutters
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The tiny sensor measures just 2 square millimeters, making it about the same size as Drake's infamous diamond tooth implant
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comrade Stein refuses to turn over campaign documents to Senate Russia Investigation. Those letters to Putin must be very steamy
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mythbusters knew what to do with an old water heater
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge determines that yes, a bar can throw out Donald Trump supporters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congresscritters, apparently awakening from a 15-month collective coma, express fear that Candyman Jackson's VA nomination has "cast a pall" on the White House
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Wed April 25, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders graciously briefs reporters on a wide range of topics. Come gather round ye small minded peons and bask in her glory. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400)
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Tue April 24, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Having solved all other matters, the Missouri legislature tries to pass a resolution declaring porn a public health problem
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(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
Progress towards completion of the greatest interstellar propulsion system ever reaches phase 2
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally a father who knows how to treat his bratty daughters for their immature behavior on an airline flight. Bonus: He's also the airline CEO
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"New poop sample analysis reveals interspecies monkey romance"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Korean youths not so sure about Reunification, cite Chain of Command and Redemption as better two-parters
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"No one in MLB really understands what constitutes a balk .. not even broadcasters, or umpires"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Kanye West's sudden rightward shift matters
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Mon April 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie McKenzie: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers etc
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan mother charged with child abuse after leaving her two daughters in a suitcase on a curb. Psychologists agree that the woman obviously has a lot of baggage
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Waffle House gunman was stopped by an unarmed bystander. NRA furrows brow, mutters "this wasn't in the script"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why work on developing cutting-edge technology when you can play video games where you shoot business reporters
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overwhelmed Brooklyn postman hoarded 17,000 letters and parcels spanning 15 years. He may have been able to handle snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night but the ads and free samples were too much to expect anyone to face
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wikileaks countersues the DNC. Your move, Russia
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So where are teens, millennials, and ageless hipsters supposed to hang out now that Starbucks is no longer cool? Why, Mickey D's, of course
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Fri April 20, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan couple with no daughters welcomes their 14th son. They've passed having a basketball, baseball and football team so apparently they're now waiting for number 15 for hurling
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The DNC is suing the hell out of the shady characters involved in the Trump Campaign. Stormy Daniels' lawyer says a possible Cohen indictment is close to coming down. Will it be a fresh Friday hell? It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Someone decided to have a controlled burn by Interstate 75 right before Friday morning rush hour. There's no way that could backfire
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Skyler White and Scrappy-Doo tied for the most annoying TV characters of all time? The Walking Dead has too many to choose from - but people keep watching for some reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photos from inside Paisley Park. No need to cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka first (tag is for the chaps)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
25% of Americans can't make it to 9 AM without cursing. Apparently the rest are telecommuters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Donald Blankenship is hoping that getting his conviction vacated will make WV voters forget he's the reason 29 coal miners are dead
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
At Amazon headquarters you can bring your dogs to work. That's either PR gold or the best thing ever, possibly both. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Je m'appelle Sean Joan Hannity. What matters most is that I searched my memories, and I've got nothing to be guilty of. No guilt trip for me. I am taking the higher ground, because love is the answer. There's no way this scandal will affect me
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
What do the eating habits of world eaters eat tell us about who they are as people?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court will not hear former IL Governor Rod Blagojevich's appeal, quashing hopes of Blago's family and supporters who see a grey area when it comes to trying to sell a Senate seat and shake down a children's hospital
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trust us, we can't raise capital in Silicon Valley anymore, so we're exiting via Wall Street, and by "Wall Street," we mean "whoever our underwriters' favorite clients can sell their shares to in the thirty seconds after the IPO"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Home invasion by armed men turns out to be bounty hunters looking for $115
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Sat April 14, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you turn left at Albuquerque, they're hiring rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits.. but not people with kids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
BAFTA Game awards prove fat plumbers and dumb military shooters are out. Complex portraits of mental health and deep explorations of loss are in. Happy gaming everybody
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Suspected white supremacist blows himself up making ISIS style bombs in Wisconsin. Fark: He had so many explosives in his apartment firefighters decided it was safer to just let the entire 16 unit building burn down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Not that it matters to ESPN, but it didn't take long for Alex Rodriguez to remind his latest TV employers of what they blissfully try to ignore: Rodriguez has NO idea what he's talking about"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London man breaks the law by advertising his sausage by the inch when he should have been using millimeters... Probably false advertising
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Rose broken and alone. Well, except for his housekeeper, and Isabelle Rossellini and fawning reporters. Only able to move among his five mansions and 10-to-20 high-class restaurants
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "Only mobsters plead the fifth. If you plead the fifth, you must be guilty." Cohen: "Yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and plead the fifth here"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your fire is already burning, you don't need to use a fire starter. And it's a really bad idea to throw a whole box of fire starters on your fire. With video goodness
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Overturned tanker trucks, airplanes, a six-storey building made out of shipping containers. How firefighters train for the nightmare blazes
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(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller seeks subpoenas for 35 witnesses in Manafort trial set for July. He's asked the judge for blank subpoenas to be filled in later. That should send a lot of sphincters aflutter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yvonne Staples of the Staples Sisters passes away at age 80. Sister Mavis says "I'll take you there"
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(Economic Education Foundation)
 
 
 
Could Amazon skip picking a new headquarters in the US and just go buy a country to save on taxes?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these costumed protesters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Craft bourbon distillers are preparing for a bust and diversifying their product lines on news that nobody actually likes bourbon except hipsters who are on the verge of declaring it too mainstream now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are reporters trying to get Trump to fire Mueller by yelling questions at him about firing Mueller? Is Trump an easily manipulated man-child?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
European Commission raids British headquarters of Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Adam Savage returning to host a new 'MythBusters' spinoff (without his former grumpy cohost whatshisname)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How many times did characters make the "SHH" gesture during A Quiet Place? Let's find out [Warning: Spoilers]
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Mon April 09, 2018
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Warp speed Gandalf: Artists add Star Wars characters to old thrift store paintings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A source inside the Trump administration" tell Reuters that Arizona's election systems were hacked in 2016 by Definitely Not the Russians, say the investigation has currently shifted to checking out all the 400-lb IT-savvy guys living in the US
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As we prepare for the season four premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, let's look at where we last left our surviving characters, including Junkie Depp, Ruben Blades, and the Governess
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Sun April 08, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Patrick Reed hopes to continue the magic while Rory stalks and hopes he pulls a Rory. Will Rickie have a colorful victory. Tiger is already lost in the woods on the first hole and only 18 shots back. It's the Masters, online coverage now, televised coverage at 2pm ET on CBS
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin and three other astronauts want you to believe after they pass lie detector tests on UFO encounters. They are out there...also aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Either Russia is trying to start some shiat between us, or Trump and Bolton are just exactly this stupid. Iranian computers worldwide hit with a Cyber attack that left an American flag on their screen
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is time for Round 2 of the Indycar season. Sebastien Bourdais attempts to followup his win in St Petersburg by starting on the pole. This is your Indycar Phoenix Grand Prix discussion thread at 9pm EDT on NBCSN
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
91% of Tempe voters support law forcing "dark money" political organizations to disclose their donors. So of course you can guess what the Governor did next
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Round 3 at Augusta is moving day and weather will be a major factor with wind and rain. Streaming happening now, CBS coverage begins at 3pm EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy helps out Rarity by looking after her boutique. In Manehattan. Will she cry or will she get "assertive" and fit right in as Flutterbiatch? Find out on My Little Pony - Fake It 'Til You Make It, Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you pee
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maher to Geraldo. "You were one of the original crusading reporters, and you cared very much about your legacy as a journalist. So I do have to ask, why Fox News?" (with video)
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Fri April 06, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monsters missed the cut for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for three reasons: too racist, too gun-happy, or too silly. The Birdcage Bandito hit the trifecta, so someone with pity gave him his own battle and customized Lord Zedd command to grow
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round at Augusta has familiar names at the top while the defending champion punched his ticket home in true Tin Cup style. Streaming begins at 9:14 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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Thu April 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man who can afford a car, phone and ecstasy steals 113 lighters to make money. Then the squad car ramming, fleeing and driving backwards begins
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sergio Garcia goes all Tin Cup at the Masters
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"They are about the same age, both are prolific with no signs of slowing down, and both have been profoundly influential for nearly five decades. And even though they began making their marks at the same time, they have never truly intersected"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AMC is awarded Saudi Arabia's first cinema license. Theaters will be segregated between men and women thus saving Saudi men from having to endure The Notebook or The English Patient
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Golfer does his best Bill Gramatica impression after draining a hole-in-one at the Masters Par 3 Contest, then rubs a little dirt on it and continues playing
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Why do aviation companies keep investing in propellor driven fighters when they know the Air Force will never buy them?
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
The official list of yelled phrases at the 2018 Masters that will get you tossed out on your ass. You'll never guess which annoying phrase is at the top
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Golf's rite of spring and quest for the Green Jacket begins today. Streaming coverage begins at 9:15 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A Tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want a breakdown as to how Chinese tariffs will impact which crops and individual counties and then correlate for Trump voters? Here you go. Data nerds to the left, rational discussion to the right
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
And for your 'That Is So Cool' moment of the day, here is Jack Nicklaus' grandson making a hole-in-one at The Masters Par 3 contest
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Will Julia become a god? What evil lurks in the Castle at the End of the World? Will we see more interspecies romance and cursing bunnies? It's The Magicians season finale discussion. The magic begins at 9pm on SyFy
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Happy 105th birthday to Muddy Waters, without whom there would be none of the music your parents liked
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists simulate the Viking's dark crystal with computers since the real thing would be too dangerous
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Wednesday at Augusta has the Par 3 contest. No one has won it and then the jacket in the same year. Streaming begins at 2:00 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
32A: This singer, accordion player and actor created today's NY Time crossword. (8 letters)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Van Morrison, gangsters, hippies, and session musicians- The story of Astral Weeks - 50 years on
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting. This time at the YouTube headquarters. Also, Trump wants to militarize the border. The world may be ending, but look, I'm only human. It's your MSNBC evening discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't even think about yelling out Dilly Dilly at the Masters this year
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
SC town asks voters to write in their suggestion for its name change, with predictable results
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Detailed look at the problems with the killer waterslide. "They are just making us, like, 'oh yeah, go test this, it is fine,' even though the test dummies fly off"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some guy claiming to be Tiger Woods is the odds on favorite to win this little golf tournament in Augusta, Ga. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will both main eventers show up for more than 5 minutes? Will Undertaker show up at all? Will Braun's partner show up? Will a coherent Nia-Alexa-Mickie story show up? Does Raw even care about promoting Wrestlemania? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A Sperm whale makes 'extremely rare' visit to inshore waters. Local seaman all came out to see him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I see your seven-foot Interstate gator, and raise with an eleven-foot gator in a swimming pool
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today, in military analysis: "A Definitive Audit of How Many Weapons Doug Masters Launched From His F-16 in Iron Eagle"
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Sun April 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Las Vegas Golden Knights have now won the division in every season of existence. In a more bittersweet moment before the game, they also retired their first number
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just as another American football league is about to form, some in the NFL are requesting expanded player rosters for teams
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Women have been flying fighters for 25 years now so the Air Force has decided that just maybe they should design equipment for them that fits
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Sat March 31, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U-Haul driver in New Hampshire arrested after running out of gas following a 20-mile interstate chase. Although who could blame the guy for trying his best to get out of New Hampshire as fast as possible?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"All I need is three letters: U, S and A"
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Israel flies stealth fighters over Iran and Russia's magic new anti-air missiles didn't even detect that shiat. Putin, your military sucks balls
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that the Sacramento Police are the greatest trick-shooters in the world as they managed to shoot Stephon Clark 8 times in the back or side while he "advanced towards them" with a phone in his hand that they mistook for a gun
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Why I Left Fox News" an essay by Ralph Peters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Red state journalist travels through coastal cities to give middle-americans a report on how libs are coping with America being made great again. Like when coastal reporters condescendingly report on "flyover country"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' improved play causes Masters ticket prices to go up 77%. He's always caused an increase in ticket prices, but now he's finally playing well enough that it also includes weekends
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
2001: A Space Odyssey returns to theaters in all its non-digital, non-enhanced, non-edited glory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How are guns like the X-men? Well, for starters, Rob Liefeld can't draw either one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I rent out rooms in my home to friends who work for non-profits and don't have cars or have health issues. I need to pick two to ask to move so my sister and her daughters can move in with me after a nasty divorce. Who do I choose?"
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So we're still cleaning our dryer filters and belly buttons because Lent isn't over yet. Hopefully you're not spending 40 days without the Weekly Weird News Quiz, March 18-24 Is It Over Yet I Want To Start Drinking Again Edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Confounding mainstream expectations yet again, hipsters revive mullets and Shia LaBeouf as icons of street fashion. "I underestimated the hipster determination to reclaim obviously ugly things, from tracksuits to statement spectacles"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
The Republican Party's organizing principle is that voters are utterly stupid. They're right, you know
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(Reporter Herald)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history letters to the editor: What if Trump were President in December 1941?
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