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Thu May 13, 2021
(Citrus County Chronicle)
 
 
 
Florida man hoarding gas determined to go out in blaze of glory
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Wed May 12, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The final Wednesday Night Hockey of the regular season starts us off with Oilers-Canadiens at 5:00 PM ET, followed by Leafs-Senators, Knights-Sharks, Kings-Avalanche, and Wild-Blues (9:00 PM ET on NBCSN). Can you smell the playoffs?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's Air and Space Museum to receive long term loan of an old monk's beaten up and unflyable plane. Currently being restored and going on display in 2022
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Long term use of prescription insomnia meds not linked to better quality sleep. But users' sleep-walking adventures continue to impress
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"You know what? I haven't spent enough money on my new Land Rover. I think I'll add some aftermarket rust"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists determine age of a giant UK chalk figure. There's no doubt what the sex was (potentially NSFW, properly proportioned line drawing)
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Tue May 11, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hear Barbara Billingsly talk about learning to speak jive for her role in "Airplane." Bonus: hearing June Cleaver use the term "whitey"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith is here to remind you that he coined the term "Bennifer", also "snoogans"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mormon mommy blogger coming to terms with the fact that the "sex trafficking raid" she participated in 7 years ago to save kids from Clinton-like pedophiles actually accomplished nothing positive. Like most mommy blogs, actually
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Unable to cobble a settlement, bootmaker fight gets uggly
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats struggle to determine who can overthrow little Marco
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Due to the dearth of games yesterday, it's the rare non-playoff Monday NHL thread. Will the Jets help or harm their chances of holding onto the #3 spot? Will the Habs finally secure a playoff slot and eliminate Vancouver & Calgary? We start @ 7pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RIP Halo and your iconic watermelon smile
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Long-term care staff need guidance on seniors having sex and vice versa
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going to the dictionary this week: Virtuoso, from the Latin "virtus", denoting excellence and skill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Khan wins second term as London mayor, vows to secure Genesis device
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Sat May 08, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
14 games are on tap for Mother's Day eve, starting at 3:00 PM ET on NBC for Rangers-Bruins and Sabres-Penguins. Other top matchups include the Sunshine State Showdown of Lightning-Panthers, Hurricanes-Predators, and Blues-Knights. Have a nice day
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And they say Eric is the dumb one
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newsmax: People are saying this is just the third term of Obama. Psaki: Who's saying this? Newsmax: People in the media. Psaki: Who? Newsmax: Different people. Psaki: Name them. Newsmax: Ummmmm *smokebomb* Kamala met the Japanese PM
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza asks Laura Ingraham where white privileges is, immediately gets an answer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bottoms won't run again
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado state Representative calls another 'Buckwheat' during session. "That's an endearing term, by the way"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill invented a cutesy new term for opening the economy and letting the anti vaxxers die off
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gallagher now claims SEAL team planned to kill unarmed ISIS fighter, most likely with sledgehammer/watermelon contraption
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Skynet has taken the 1st step to becoming self-aware. Someone needs to tell the Military that The Terminator movies weren't an instruction manual, they were a warning
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's top 100 TV sitcoms to the left, endless arguing to the right
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Terms of Endearment allowed my mother and I to finally discuss my father's struggles and passing"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The incredible, edible, scrambled egg carton marketing terms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you are wondering how things might have been different right now for the US if Trump had actually won a second term, just take a gander at Brazil
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo contracts shown in court appear to have more redacts than the Mueller documents, but apparently, they REALLY want to make sure their partners have no organized crime connections. Did Mario and Luigi get background checks?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you needed a bigger reason to avoid covid than death, long term side effects and/or permanent organ damage, study shows having covid may shave your telomeres down and cut off 5 years of your life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Thomas once went a decade without asking a question from the Supreme Court bench. Now he's about to complete a term in which he was an active participant in every single argument. That's a lot of coke cans
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Sun May 02, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Jet delivered mid-air, mid-ocean to new owner
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
As we head down to the wire for the regular season, we have many key games for Saturday hockey. It starts at 1:00 PM ET with Sabres-Bruins, with big games including Penguins-Capitals, Blues-Wild, and Stars-Predators. Isn't May hockey great?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gen Z term used to describe out of style millennials causes controversy. That is so fetch
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Civics students shouldn't learn just Judeo-Christian beliefs." Okay, then, let's debate the merits of Zoroastrian sky burial vs. stuffing bodies in hollow tree trunks like they did in the Caucasus nations
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday hockey features seven spectacular games starting with Canucks-Senators at 5:30 PM ET, with the NBCSN games being Blues-Wild at 7:00 PM ET and Avalanche-Knights at 9:30 PM ET. Put up your dukes, let's get down to it
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Tue April 27, 2021
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Who hides on the toilet armed with a sword during an Insurrection? Bruce Westerman of Arkansas, that's who
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times announces that it is retiring the term "Op-Ed," presumably to replace it with the much more accurate term, "trollbait"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At 24 this Glasgow student is the youngest Mastermind champion. While certainly not despicable some day this kid will control an army of minions
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Mon April 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I would like to convert my entire salary into Bitcoins please
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Sun April 25, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For Sunday hockey we have four games all in the Eastern United States. Starting at 3:00 PM ET it's Bruins-Penguins, Devils-Rangers, Sabres-Rangers, and Jackets-Lightning. It will be awesome
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Sat April 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
We kick Saturday hockey off with Devils-Penguins at 12:30 PM ET on NHLN, and other top action includes Leafs-Jets, Capitals-Islanders, and Hurricanes-Panthers. What games are you watching? Have fun and stay safe while doing it, folks
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Rep. Madison Cawthorn denies going to Hitler's vacation house. His Instagram posts would beg to differ
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Truck carrying watermelons crashes. Gallager already on the scene to clear the cargo
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People with severe COVID-19 have a much higher risk of developing very severe long-term complications such as heart disease, diabetes, and mental health disorders, which idiots can then use to say they didn't "actually" die from COVID-19
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
While still thriving, Bitcoins and other cryptos drop on life's other certainty
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe Tom Hanks is available. "Terminal" meets "Captain Phillips"
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Thu April 22, 2021
(NextGov)
 
 
 
Army Research Laboratory working on giving robots living muscle tissue. Why is the leading edge research always terminators?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Do you not see the issue with white supremacist replacement theories, Fox News?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
'Florida Man - the TV series'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everyone knows that screwing always makes it better. Duh
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Nashville or Chicago? Minnesota or Arizona? San Jose or Las Vegas? Montreal or Edmonton? It sounds like a question of preference for geography but they are the games for Wednesday Night Hockey, puck drops at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN. There will be no math
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix still doesn't understand that it's policy of canceling its best shows in favor of creating a ton of crap will only work in the short term. As new viewers realize that their favorite shows will always be cancelled, they will leave
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Tue April 20, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The term "Anglo-Saxon" was coined in 19th century America to distinguish genteel old-money types from members of inferior races, such as the damn Irish
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
10 years ago today terms like "Macondo," "tar balls," "largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry," and "Deepwater Horizon" blew out the wellhead
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Sun April 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Pro tip on how to politely say "I would prefer to not attend your mass spreader event, you anti-science plague rat". You know, to maintain the relationship long term
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey gives us the intense Capitals-Bruins matchup, the Islanders-Flyers smackdown, and the return of the Vancouver Canucks after they were out sick. All this and much more when the puck drops at Noon ET on NBC with Caps-Bruins
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A McDonald's inside a mansion? If only we had a term for such a novelty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Increasing number of people ringing in to tinnitus hotline
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For Saturday hockey we have 11 thrilling contests. Can the Capitals bring down the Flyers? Can the Oilers ground the Jets? Can the Hurricanes blow away the Predators? How about the battle of Florida? Puck drops at 12:30 PM ET
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'My colleague keeps saying she's our baby's second mum and my wife isn't happy. Wat do?'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why do so many Democrats fear John Fetterman?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Regional Real Estate Board stops using the racist term "master" bedroom. Just kidding, they're gonna use it a while longer because real estate agents never heard of CTRL-F Find and Replace
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For this edition of Wednesday hockey we have a matinee time for Coyotes-Wild at 2:00 PM ET on NHLN. Other top games include Avalanche-Blues at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN, Knights-Kings, and much more. Hasn't April been great?
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
In The Burger Wars, Burger King was gaining on McDonald's -- until the pandemic hit. In 2020, you did not want it your way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Child actress recalls disturbing aftermath of film's success. It's the NeverEnding Story
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Tue April 13, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
🎵 My Maserati goes 185 / It went flying now I don't drive / The CHP took pics of my wreck / I have a big ol'pain in my neck 🎵
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Center passed a resolution forbidding BCPD from using crowd control tactics like kettling, rubber bullets, tear gas, and mass arrests. 15 minutes later, BCPD decides they're above that law too
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For years, the Internet Engineering Task Force has been trying to do something about all the racist terminology that exists in tech, but for some crazy reason their plan to get together every now and then and hum for agreement hasn't seemed to work
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's just not cricket. Or, as they say in Australia, "This is shiat"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
RedLettermedia's Mike & Jay bravely continue their Re:View series by discussing the classic Event Horizon, and explain in detail why it's nowhere near as good as you remember
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM awakens its terminology
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(Wired)
 
 
 
This little gizmo wants to determine your farts by your breath. One huge problem: any amount of drinking confuses it
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Sun April 11, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
We have yet another Sunday Hockey thread here. For starters we have the Sabres-Flyers at 2:00 PM ET on NHLN. Other top contests include Coyotes-Knights, Rangers-Islanders, and Capitals-Bruins. How about some April showers to go with it?
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Sat April 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday hockey brings us ten for the tenth. The action begins at 2:00 PM ET with the Panthers and the Stars. Other top action includes Bruins-Flyers, Lightning-Predators, and Wild-Blues. Let's have a fun time, shall we?
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The State)
 
 
 
Mastermind who did not think his cunning plan all the way through arrested for leaving voicemail threats on behalf of a terrorist. To a former federal prosecutor. Using his own phone
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The creator of the pizza some have termed "Culinary Abortion" and "No, that's not pizza" is putting itself up for sale to the highest bidder
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For this edition of Wednesday Night Hockey we have five games. The Oilers and Senators start us off at 5:00 PM ET on NBCSN, and we also have Habs-Leafs (7:30 PM ET NBCSN), Knights-Blues, Avs-Wild, and Coyotes-Kings. Isn't April hockey great?
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Older Millennials realizing the long-term costs of student loans, such as delays in home buying, starting families, or resigning from Congress over sex trafficking and statutory rape
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says your blood type has as much influence as your astrological sign in determining risk of getting severe Covid. Sidebar adds that injecting coronavirus patients with blood of survivors doesn't boost their chances of getting better
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: Fighting for your right to post revenge porn on the internet
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You keep using that term...I do not think it means what you think it means
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Say hello to the Terminators
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In fairness, he also thought 'goombahs' meant 'jerks' and 'krauts' meant 'poor cooks'
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Sun April 04, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Let's have an Easter hockey thread. At Noon ET on NBC, we have Red Wings-Lightning in what could be a big mismatch. Other games include Caps-Devils, Jackets-Panthers, Stars-Canes, Coyotes-Ducks, and Leafs-Flames. Happy Easter, everyone
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Sat April 03, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Philly give up 10? Can the Sabres build their momentum into another monumental losing streak? How mediocre will Sens/Habs be on HNiC? Will Wild/Knights be today's best game? Will Wings/'Bolts be today's worst game? GAME ON @ 1 PM ET
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Prophet Elijah (no not that one) claims Donald Trump is a divine messenger of God and will bring about God's 'eternal kingdom'
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Burrito Day
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It's makes no damn sense. Compels me, though
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Wed March 31, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County sheriff says detectives have determined what caused Tiger Woods to crash his SUV, but they aren't going to tell you
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For the last day of March we have six games for Wednesday Night Hockey. Flyers-Sabres start us off at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN, where Buffalo just want to win one. Other games include Leafs-Jets, Coyotes-Avalanche, and Flames-Canucks. It's go time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, you don't like the term 'institutional racism'? How about a deal then - you end institutional racism, and then no one will have to use it again
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Gaetz, of course, is no G. Gordon Liddy. We'll see whether he finishes his third term. But he's a living reminder that a party that treats Liddy's career path as a model is going to have all kinds of problems"
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Tue March 30, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buffalo Sabres overcome 3-0 lead to extend their losing streak to 18 games
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apes must constantly reinvent the wheel. This is not a human metaphor
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Sun March 28, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
This edition of Sunday hockey starts with Rangers-Capitals at Noon ET on NBC, followed throughout the day on NBCSN by a colorful battle of Blue Jackets-Red Wings, Devils-Bruins, and Predators-Blackhawks. Let's do this
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The major limitations in electric car design involve creating a space for the massive batteries required to power the car and designing a battery compartment to bear their weight. But, what if the car itself was made out of a battery?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Eleven games are on for the NHL today in case the Sweet Sixteen is not for you. It starts with Sabres-Bruins at 1:00 PM ET, with top games being Knights-Avs, Bolts-Canes, and Islanders-Penguins. Enjoy your Saturday
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Ever went looking for the elusive g-spot and couldn't find it? Here is an article with a helpful picture
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake apparently forgets the last three years or so of his Senate term
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined why eagles were dying in the 1990s. Ty Detmer, Rodney Peete unavailable for comment
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Well you can tell by the way they walk to first, the Disco Turkeys have one of the best logos in baseball
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Thu March 25, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Survey shows that women are very "pandemic-horny" right now and prefer "dad bods" over those men who are ripped and also that unicorn farts are the key to energy renewal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why haven't 30 million Americans gotten their stimulus checks yet? It's because a Trump appointee is still in charge of the Social Security Administration (until 2025) and he wants to stiggit to the Dems
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Buffal-Oh for fifteen
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Wed March 24, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man awakes to find an intruder pointing a gun at his head and demanding: a) money, b) drugs, or c) cats
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Five games are on for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Senators douse the Flames? Can the Ducks tame the Wild? Can the Penguins de-arm the Sabres? Can the Canucks ground the Jets? Can the Sharks dethrone the Kings? It begins at 5:00 PM ET
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Good news everyone I've invented a way to determine our position in interstellar travel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What if the NFL (or all pro sports) made a rule that players could only play a maximum of 4 years per team before being 'term-limited' and needed to be traded? Good idea/bad idea?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong, or in the case of Farkers, not doing at all: weight lifting
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man having lunch in the park and his lunch both arrested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to take up the case of some Dzhokhar - follow this one, as there's an outside chance it finally means the end of the death penalty for all of Europe and North America (except Belarus)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World's most manliest man looks ridiculous in his brand new snow suit. Come on dude, maybe get someone other than your mama to dress you
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Multimillionaire NFL player who never served in the Armed Forces: "I really felt like I was in the military. Like, damn"
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Sun March 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey has four games, with Devils-Penguins, the battle of Florida with Panthers-Lightning, battle of medieval positions with Knights and Kings, and Predators and Stars. Who will score? First game starts at 1:00 PM ET
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Sat March 20, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Yes basketball is going on, but there's also Saturday hockey with 13 games scheduled. The action starts at 1:00 PM ET with the Penguins-Devils, and other top games include Wild-Avs, Blackhawks-Lightning, and Canucks-Habs. Let's do this hockey thing
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"If the bus driver's act in fact occurred, then this is a problem in terms of morality in general"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Terminator becomes the Vaccinator
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Three-term governor who's the son of a three-term governor and head of the National Governors Association says he's "not part of the political club" and that's why everyone's picking on him
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Biden picks space case to be in charge of NASA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One Friday EPL match: Fulham hosts Leeds. Fulham will be out of the bottom three with a win. 4:00 pm EDT on NBCSN
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
College professor ridicules student for missing remote midterm, quipping "Even the internet caught COVID-19?" Prof is still dismissive after student tells him, "I live in Myanmar, where the violent coup that shut down the web has killed 149 people"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
China summons tech giants over 'deep fakes', internet security. 那是个玩笑
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Virginia governor Ralph "Blackface" Northam announces that Virginians convicted of felonies will regain their voting rights immediately upon release. Republicans expected to be outraged, although this will undoubtedly help many Trump voters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Depp lawyers appealing "wife beater" ruling, prefer the term "tank top" instead
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Let's look at the House republicans who voted against giving the Congressional Medal of Freedom to Capitol Police who protected Democracy on January 6
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Working definition of the term "pathological narcissist": Deciding which state gets a Navy hospital ship during a pandemic on the basis of which governor has said the nicest things about you
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Six St. Patrick's Day games are coming right up for Wednesday Night Hockey. Canucks-Senators start us off at 7:00 PM ET and Flyers-Rangers on NBCSN at 7:30 PM ET, and Oilers-Flames at 10:00 PM ET on same network. Blimey
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from Game Shop Anxiety? Worry no more Our knowledgeable and friendly Game Masters at AD&DRP have over 1B combined experience points and will determine the best products for you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined the origin of the extra-solar object 'Oumuamua, de-doooo dee-doo-darn
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Tue March 16, 2021
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Why some snow was brown in Colorado, or how God really feels about the Broncos
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(Medium)
 
 
 
People often wonder about Fetterman's tattoos. Here you go
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook investigation determines that "Stupid does as stupid is"
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Mon March 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
On a scale from one-to-ten, Germany determines AstraZeneca's vaccine rates a NEIN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Iowans want to take Chuck Grassley to a big farm where he can play with all the other politicians
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Sun March 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some Sunday hockey for you all? We start things off at 2 PM ET on NHL Network with Coyotes-Wild , with Canes-Wings, Stars-Jackets, Islanders-Devils, Kings-Avs (5:30 PM on NBCSN), and Leafs-Senators. Grab your stick and come and play
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
SpaceX preparing for a test to determine whether or not Starlink can provide USAF pilots with sweet, sweet porn while whole flying a mission to remove Russia from the face of the Earth
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For Saturday, why not have a hockey thread with 12 games scheduled? It starts with Rangers-Bruins at 1:00 PM ET on NHL Network. Top games include Capitals-Flyers, Blackhawks-Panthers, and Knights-Blues. Let's get it on, hockey nuts
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Fri March 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spider extermination aboard the MSC Lirica began in lifeboat, now complete
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance announces he is dun dun when his term ends
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fetterman, Fetterman. Does whatever a fetter can. He's so tall, his head's in space. Can he win his next race? No doubt. Here comes the Fetterman
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the House floor The Boebert retold a gripping story about a man beaten to death outside her restaurant. Let's just check that... "no record of such a murder" "an autopsy determined the man died from a drug overdose"
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Wed March 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the three brilliant women who masterminded President Biden's BFD win on COVID relief after bringing it back from the brink
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us five interesting games for your viewing pleasure. We start off with the Knights and the Wild at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN, with the network having the Kings and Ducks at 9:30 PM ET. All this and more, folks
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Jimmies have been rustled
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Oklahoma lawmaker apologizes for 'colored babies' comment during heated State House debate on abortion bills'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
After Donald Trump's presidency, Americans are consuming less news -- especially political news. This is good for the country, bad for the Politics tab
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boot replaces Foot at Shoe Zone. Fark needs a nominative determinism tag
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Sun March 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday Hockey brings us eight contests that will satisfy your love for the sport. We start off with Sabres-Islanders at Noon ET on NBC, with other top games being Lightning-Blackhawks, Capitals-Flyers, and Rangers-Penguins
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Ascension teacher" tells New Age community to shed the stereotypes that have been programmed into them and accept this higher dimensional consciousness: Donald Trump is a massive and powerful lightworker, the vision of your hap-happiness
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The day before Hockey Day in America brings us the Battle of Pennsylvania, the Battle of Alberta, the Battle of the Lincoln Tunnel, and the never ending battle to not throw bricks at our TV's whenever Pierre opens his yap. Game on @ 1 PM ET. SUP
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with quaint little house your parents died in? New services will offer very short-term space rentals: "Recently we've been getting a lot of cosplay customers who come to act out scenes from the 'Demon Slayer' comic"
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC determines that dining in restaurants kill more people
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Thu March 04, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nominative determinism in action: teacher Anu Tester is banned from teaching for having sex with a student
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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Wed March 03, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us six awesome contests. We start off with the Capitals and the Bruins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN. Other top contests include Leafs-Oilers and Wild-Knights. Do you need a refill on goon juice and other hockey-related stuff?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cast of pro-life film Roe v. Wade complain that filmmakers won't live up to the full terms of their contracts
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: David Letterman is a cruel meanie
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Tue March 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Voters will punish GOP in midterms for lack of COVID support. I'm ok with this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder about how boring Biden and his administration is compared to Trump: We're 40 days into his term and he has taken zero golf trips costing taxpayers zero dollars
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's take a road-trip through time & space with these postcards of 60's downtown American. Meet you at the malt shop, fellow travelers
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Digidog, the NYPD robotic dog, stirs privacy concerns and whether John Conner will come back and put a bullet in its brain to save us from the coming terminator apocalypse
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For Sunday hockey we have six games to finish off the month of February. Starting at Noon ET on NBC we have the Bruins and Rangers. Other top games include Capitals and Devils and Penguins and Islanders. Let's end February in style
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the left: Why "Democrat party" is so popular with conservatives. To the right: Suggestions for a similar name for the GOP
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Terminator becoming an anime series for some reason
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils Next-gen Ultra-long-range Maritime Visual Allegiance Identification Transmitter prototype. Kremlin reportedly determined to avoid a gap
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
They got lost in the mail
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NIH to study if covid really does cause long-term brain fog, or if it's just all in your head
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Wed February 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Seven games are up for Wednesday Night Hockey. The games start at 5:00 PM ET and the big contests are Rangers-Flyers at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and Kings-Blues at 9:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Let's do it again
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(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
How much do boobs weigh in animal terms
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Certain terms and phrases are out in the Biden administration such as "illegal aliens," "he" and "sharpies." Also out is anything orange
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come and Take it. Fetterman edition
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Tue February 23, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cocaine is a helluva drug
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gordon Lightfoot reportedly looking for a rhyme for "seagull" and getting the terms "Inner Mooring Basin" and "dewatering process" in to a song
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Typically the party out of power makes big gains in the mid-term election following a presidential one. Fortunately for the the Democrats, the GOP will be in a full blown civil war by the time primary season is over
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Sun February 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Four games are up for Sunday hockey, starting at 2:00 PM ET with the Devils and Capitals on NBC, and highlighted by the Lake Tahoe game between the Bruins and Flyers at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. Have enough goon juice on hand?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Your air conditioner may soon be safe from meth heads
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama to reward Oats with an extension. No word on if Wheat and Barley get one too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nestlé gives up trying to trademark the "Vegan Butcher", which it would have gotten if not for these two meddling siblings
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's your Ash Wednesday hockey thread. It starts at 5:00 PM ET with the Panthers and Hurricanes, for the NBCSN games we have the Original Six bout of the Blackhawks and Red Wings at 7:30 PM ET and Jets and Oilers at 10:00 PM ET. All this and more
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Old man yells at cloud streaming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You guys...Cancel Culture is so fetch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fed Governors continue visiting business news channels screaming "REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL" as long term interest rates take off like a rocket ship
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"When Trump started talking about a third term, I thought that's it"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple: Bullying our suppliers and partners into draconian contract terms has always been easy before, so why doesn't it work with the auto industry?
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Mon February 15, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burglary suspects arrested after police determine that the game is afoot. Or more specifically, two pairs of feet and a lot of snow. So, afeet?
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Sun February 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
LEGO policy bans toys with armaments. So naturally there is a thriving bazaar aftermarket for guns, bombs and build your own tank kits
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Do you love hockey? For Valentine's Day there are two matchups starting with the Penguins and the Capitals at 3 PM ET on NBC. Then at 7 PM on NBCSN we have the Avalanche and the Golden Knights. Show some love for the best sport on ice
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Sat February 13, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If we spend $5 billion a year, for 20 years, our kids will be able to get from Boston to New York by train in less time than they'd spend standing around at the airport in Boston
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Donald Trump acquitted in second impeachment, which turns out to be even more bipartisan than the first impeachment. At this rate, Trump will be convicted by his third term in office
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada with 10 out of 13 games being played in the Great White North. So come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family. First puck drops at 3 PM ET. SUP
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The outcome of Donald Trump's impeachment trial is predetermined, not unlike a trial down in Mississippi in 1964
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Intermittent fasting" means "not eating for certain hours of the day." inigomontoya.gif.quizzicaldog
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Thu February 11, 2021
(High Country News)
 
 
 
After months of rushed construction before his term ended, a look at the environmental damage done by a border wall that is as incomplete as a coherent thought from Trump's brain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The House Impeachment Managers have successfully created a situation where the only real excuse Republicans can now use for acquitting Trump is their own personal cowardice. Which, let's be honest, most of them have already all but admitted to
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Wed February 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In which eleven video game couples have their relationships analyzed to determine if they are in love or in it for money
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, come on. You knew someone was going to start using the term "coronaphobia" at some point during this whole mess. The only real surprise is that it took this farkin' long
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We just reintroduced HR 899 to improve education in the US. The bill is only one sentence long: "The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2022" - Signed Congressman Massie, Biggs, Boebert, Burchett, Duncan, Gaetz, Hice, Norman
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just one Monday night PL: Leeds host Palace. A win by either club moves them into the top half of the table. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Millions of Democrats want Trump permanently banned from government. Fark: So do millions of former Trump voters
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Fetterman's first ad for his Senate race is out and I just want to live long enough to call him President Fetterman someday
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
While bookies were using various forms of stats and complex factors to determine the victors of the Superb Owl, all people had to do was let a pet fox pick the winning team
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Sun February 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some hockey before the big football game? It starts with the Flyers-Capitals at Noon ET on NBC, the other four at 3:00 PM ET (Kings-Knights, Blackhawks-Stars, Wings-Panthers, and Hurricanes-Jackets). It's the party before the party
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Sat February 06, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
F*** you. Strong letter to follow after you send us the postage for it
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the Battle of Alberta on HNiC & NHLN. But first, will Les Sens be sans goals against Les Habs? Will the Coyotes make St. Louis sing the Blues? Will the Sharks or Ducks manage to get win #5 in the NoCal v. SoCal Slapfight? 1 PM ET start
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lawyer who has amassed the world's largest Spider-Man memorabilia collection forced to put it up for sale as he has terminal cancer and wants to provide for his family
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Back in the quaint ol' days, people in Paris sent messages to each other via a series of tubes (where have I heard that term before?)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Modern problems: German prosecutors confiscate $60mil in bitcoin from a bad guy but he won't give them the password. Was machst du als nächstes?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James voices his displeasure in no uncertain terms
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(Some Federal Election Commission)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Fetterman files
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Game over, man. Game over (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Transporting Watermelons in Bulk and Bins by Truck" and other groovy illustrated covers for vintage government-issued transportation reports. Or albums, whatever dude
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Asking the White House Press Secretary about "space force" while America has to deal with a pandemic, the aftermath of an attempted coup, and a second impeachment deserves no response. It deserves action: replace Josh Wingrove with a real journalist
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hornets? Termites? Packrats? Child's play compared to having an enormous black bear infestation under your porch. Bonus: video narrows down question of where bears do and don't poop
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court takes a break from its winter break to issue opinions. Will it be "Mr. Biden, tear down this wall" or "Die Obamacare, die"? Coverage starts at 9:25 EST
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Popeye's.offers free tendies for everyone, demonstrating that $GME, $AMC, $BB, and $NOK still have value as online promo codes
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Canada politely informs man he won't have to pay extra for car he left in long term parking when he flew to France in March, and cannot now bring back into the United States due to pandemic restrictions
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(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
K-Pop singer Han apologizes for vulgar racist and ableist rap lyrics he wrote as middle-school kid in 2013. Why did Han go so low?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
How do they celebrate St. Valentine's Day in the South? With classic staple of heart-shaped buttermilk biscuits, covered with chocolate gravy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've already reached the point where it's simply too late into Biden's term as president to hold Senate hearings on Merrick Garland's confirmation
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is furious that SNL didn't mock Biden and Harris in their first show of 2021
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 1 is 'gadabout' as in: "I was going to go to the party this weekend, but I fuh gadabout it"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden unfreezes $27.4 billion for programming that Trump tried to block out of spite
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That Norwegian blue has been pining for the fjords for 50 years now
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are many ways to get a pro hockey contract terminated such drug abuse or being accused of crimes, but stealing an opponent's stick? That's a new one
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Plenty of hockey with eight contests on the last day of January. Top matchups include Devils-Sabres, Stars-Hurricanes, Islanders-Flyers, and Avalanche-Wild. Got your goon juice filled up? The fun begins at 1:00 PM ET on NHL Network
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The last hockey Saturday in January brings us a dozen games. Will the Sabres slash the Devils? Will the Flames burn the Habs? Will Chara remember which team he's on? Will we find duct tape strong enough to keep Pierre's mouth shut? GAME ON @ 1 PM ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
PA GOP to Fetterman: So we're gonna pass a measure to make it illegal for you to hang pro-marijuana and pro-LGBT flags on your balcony and we're gonna go ahead and take those flags down. Fetterman: And I'm gonna go ahead and put them right back up
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Fri January 29, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
US Air Force is well on its way to creating terminator force that can regenerate itself with technology that may heal wounds more than five times faster than the human body
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Paul Crutzen, who won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for helping to stop us from tearing the ozone layer a new one, dies at age 87
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Thu January 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Once again AOC hits the nail on the elephant's head
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Light pollution is linked to preterm births and reduced birth weights. Researchers hope this spawns policy discussion
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There are two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. On NBCSN we have the Blackhawks taking on the Predators at 7:30 PM ET. Then at 8:00 PM ET we have the Senators battling the Canucks. It will be an awesome night
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At 11:32 AM Wednesday morning, Trump will be violating the terms of his 1993 agreement with Palm Beach to convert Mar-a-Lago into a social club. Having already been evicted from one residence so far this year, will he try and make it 2?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Darden Restaurants determines that unnecessarily infecting its customers with COVID is a bad business model
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Former DNC Chair Tom Perez debates running for governor of Maryland
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Narrator: I believe the term you're looking for is "Womp womp"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will announce her bid to misrepresent the people of Arkansas on Monday
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There's more than just football on Sunday: eleven NHL games are on tap for today. We start with the classic Original Six rivalry of the Wings and 'Hawks at 12:30 PM ET on NBC. Other top games are Leafs-Flames, Rangers-Pens, and Preds-Stars, too
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Sat January 23, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning say "fark these 6 Blue Jackets in particular." The Canadiens & Canucks clash in Canada. And the Flyers & Bruins just don't like each other. Hockey starts @ 2 PM ET
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Fri January 22, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
L.A. Sheriff Villanueva rejects oversight panel's findings, and says the LASD will continue to be a safe place for racists of all nationalities to behave in an abusive manner
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teen mastermind nearly pulls off a scam of the Kroger he worked at, netting $980,000. The trouble probably began when a co-worker noticed an $87,000 product return credit
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Forget the same old historical examples invoked for the U.S. today. The best example might be France in the aftermath of the Dreyfus affair
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Let us reflect on all the right wing media mouthpieces who said Trump's second term would start January 20
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most Capitol Hill rioters are facing criminal charges and a potential lengthy prison terms. This Orthodox priest faces de-frocking, and potential eternal damnation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some pension funds are looking for real estate bargains during the pandemic. They're Canadian - you probably wouldn't know them
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
First Wednesday Night Hockey thread of the season, with the Oilers and Maple Leafs starting things off at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN, we also have Sharks-Blues, Wild-Ducks (9:30 PM ET on NBCSN), and Canadiens-Canucks. Load up on goon juice and be merry
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best way to keep your car from being stolen is to drive a stick. Because only those with honor can drive a stick, and car thieves are without honor
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden to hit the ground running with at least 15 executive orders today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Land-filling old solar panels is a problem? Not if you sell your old ones on the hopping aftermarket. "If it's a working solar panel, there is always a buyer"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Congressional leadership skipped a date with the devil for a "coming to Jesus" meeting
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Several years too late, the FBI and DHS will do a threat assessment of QAnon. Wonder what changed?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Why some people can hear the Dead; drugs, belonging to a cult, having a touch of grey not on the list
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Mon January 18, 2021
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Golf, Golf, and Golf
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK reports one in eight Covid-19 patients return to the hospital to die
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alex Jones has a new target: Glenn Beck. And somehow Matt Drudge is involved. It's like the perfect Vortex of Stupidity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finishes with worst first term approval rating ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For the first part of his term, Americans had to pay 10 people to tape documents back together because Trump endlessly destroyed government records
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Online misinformation traffic drops 73% after Trump banned from Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's "acting" President Pence to you now that Trump has retreated to the corner of his playroom for the rest of his term
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
College football's National Championship score confirms Trump won the election and will serve a 2nd term. Book it. Done
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(Some Redacted)
 
 
 
Six days left in Donald's term and four nicknames left in The Bracket. Voting closes for this round on Saturday, January 16, 2021
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We can haz hockey thread? First puck drops at 1 PM ET ... with nine more games to follow. SUP
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Fri January 15, 2021
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
New York is replacing the legendary squalor and skeevery of the Port Authority Bus Terminal with something much more than expensive that will also smell like pee and terrible life choices
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On its way out the door, Trump Admin seeks to impose term limits on career scientists and public health officials at CDC, FDA and CMS as a way to exact revenge on them from beyond the grave
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 3 - Also no reason not to have a daily thread because...hockey. Five games on tap starting at 7pm ET including the second PHI/PIT grudge match. Soon
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nancy is not farking around "If in fact it is found that members of Congress were accomplices to this insurrection, if they aided and abetted the crime, there may have to be actions taken beyond the Congress in terms of prosecution for that"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I still teach my children to use the terms 'sir' and 'ma'am?'"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda determined to strike in DC
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Thu January 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey: Dangerous precedents are still better than dangerous Presidents
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 2. No reason for a daily thread after this, but this will cover all the teams that haven't played yet. 10 games scheduled starting at 7pm ET along with an * for DAL/FLA. After months without his dulcet tones, after last night, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Paul Gosar's brother Tim Gosar says that his brother "organized, masterminded and put into effect" the Jan. 6 insurrection
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Even the Southern Baptists are supporting the Articles of Impeachment
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
American racing pigeon that made it to Oz from Oregon determined to be a carrier
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump permanently banned from *spins wheel of social media* Snapchat
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson agrees with Brit Hume that Trump is radioactive within the GOP. Balderdash doesn't seem like a strong enough word but whatever
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Finally, hockey is back. We start with the battle of the Keystone State with the Penguins and Flyers at 5:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Also the classic Habs-Leafs rivalry, and also the Hawks-Bolts, Canucks-Oilers, and Blues-Avs. Get the goon juice, folks
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Day before the storming of the Capitol, GOP Congresspeople led MAGAts on a reconnaissance tour of Congressional offices, which would explain how they knew where to go and where to find the offices during the siege
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