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Tue June 28, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz starting to pick on people more his speed. This time he goes after Elmo for getting a COVID vaccination. This post is brought to you by the "Dumbass" tag
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
New calls for violence circulate on right-wing social media . . . and all the old calls for violence too; it's just there are new threats as well. I guess nothing's really changed
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Politics
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz-level Star Wars interpretation: Anakin Skywalker, basically "Space Jesus"'
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Millionaire governor has been fiddling around in Rome while Montana floods
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Customs officers seize $330K in fentanyl at Hidalgo International Bridge in Texas. Ted Cruz says there's more unaccounted for. How would he know?
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas tops all-time electricity use, on a weekend, when demand is typically lower, still early in the summer, sending ERCOT systems engineers' sphincters to a clinch and Ted Cruz to Cancun booking options
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Wed June 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dunking on Ted Cruz as an NRA shill is becoming an international sport. Current finalist for the gold medal is Mexican President Obrador
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls out Republicans who canceled appearances at NRA Convention. Was apparently upset there was no one to share all that blood for his hands
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Fri May 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵 And I'm proud to be an American. But screw the NRA.🎵
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Thu May 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Technical difficulties"? Sure, Jan
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
When journalists actually press Ted Cruz, of course he runs away
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Guess who is banning guns at their annual convention this weekend?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
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Rep. Ruben Gallego takes it to Ted Cruz and other useless "thoughts and prayers" GQPers with string of f-bombs that would shatter Fark filters
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA's annual meeting is scheduled for this Friday in Texas. Featured speakers are Republican Texas Gov. Abbott and Texas Senator Ted Cruz
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Because he's nice to women, funny, honest, and not bad looking. Duh
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the origin or meaning of your username?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comedy team tried to get Ted Cruz to autograph the National Enquirer issue saying his dad was JFK'S killer, failed. So, he'd be OK with signing documents restoring his Canadian citizenship?
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The 65 Project: That's a nice law license you have there, Ted Cruz. It'd be a shame if something happened to it
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz got his way and unlimited grift of campaign funds is now approved by the Supreme Court
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz proves once again that he has no concept of self awareness when he makes a joke about Republicans who pay homage to TFG
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party needs new, younger leadership before it's too late
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know you're really talking crap when Tucker Carson doesn't even believe what you say, right Ted Cruz?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Supreme Court leak is to Ketanji Brown Jackson what Hurricane Katrina was to President Obama
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is mistaken
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz splits with Trump on Senate races but still agrees with Trump that he's the son of the Zodiac Killer
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz would prefer Minnie was farking Goofy as God intended
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz loves Farts
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans prefer DeathSentence over Zodiac
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Sat April 02, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's rhetoric could doom him in 2024
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle urges racism
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean to say Ted Cruz actually had friends?
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
What if Ted Cruz gets arrested for treason?
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Article claims "Ted Cruz sold his soul to the man who insulted his wife and slandered his father" which is just another terrible deal by "dealmaker" TFG: Ted Cruz clearly has no soul
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Series of cryptograms suggest Trump's Jan 6 coup attempt was partially masterminded by Ted Cruz
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ron Perlman reminds us he can totally go Beast Mode and give Hell, boy, to an insurrection lover/son of anarchy like Ted Cruz
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every time Ted Cruz checks his Twitter mentions, a little bit of our democracy dies. Well, if that were true, It must be on life support by now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Mike Lee demand to know why the free market is cancelling OAN, want it to be financially supported by a larger, wealthier corporation using the collected wealth of their millions of customers
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz would apparently like to be an Asian man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A closer look at Ted Cruz's deep, deep concern regarding racist babies
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby hasn't been following the Jackson hearings, due to work... but WTF is Ted Cruz doing?
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just Ted Cruz being an asshole at the airport
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge rules the Unfireable One is not unsuable
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who knew Ted Cruz was a leftist?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please Clap: Ted Cruz edition
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Convoy trucker is REALLY UPSET that DC drivers are giving him and his convoy buddies the one finger salute. It's not like they're trying to snarl already bad traffic for stupid reasons or anything
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