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Tue May 17, 2022
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
Coach K paid nearly $14 million in 2020 to coach sucky basketball team which didn't even make a spot on the bracket in the Field of 68 for 2021. Duke sucks
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(Cycling News)
 
 
 
How not to celebrate a history-making victory
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This is why we need the Mutant Registration Act
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Sports. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KSP2 release delayed again, from "sometime in 2022" to "early 2023"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Football team recovers from 15 point deficit. ...Oh, I'm sorry. I mean mouse attack
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns issue social media apology to fans for Game 7 gag job. Rather indicative of the mess they made on the court, they got the arena's sponsor wrong and had to re-do the apology
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Mon May 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson to meet with NFL investigators in Texas this week, new Browns teammates in the Bahamas this weekend. Unclear how many massage therapists they'll be bringing along
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
You can take my Nutter Butters from my cold, flabby arms after I'm dead. Admittedly, you could probably take them now from my cold, flabby arms. My circulation and grip strength aren't what they used to be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bills keep the #1 spot post free agency, Panthers take over at #32, and everyone still thinks their team can do better than it will. It's YOUR ESPN way too early offseason rankings thread
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks tire of Beer, switch to Pop
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
When $50 million doesn't even get you a window seat
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Yes. But then again if you can pull off wearing a red cape and blue tights or a one-piece with a golden eagle across the bust and a gold lamé lasso you're already doing pretty well," subby typed while wearing the cape and lasso
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Overdue? Put a cork in it
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Sun May 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not your everyday arrest"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your next computer could be water cooled and water powered
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
History moves once more: Can YOH score an upset over the Bone Soldier? Will Hiromu march toward a 3-peat? Why did Wheeler Yuta get stuck with an all-YL team? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: DAY 1 starts @ 4 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat May 14, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Top 10 toughest NFL schedules includes all AFC North teams except the Ravens
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this shocker, but it appears that the Las Vegas Raiders are not a well-run organization
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
When Mad Max is starting, only Mad Max throws the first pitch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop these steamy windows
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Just one game scheduled for Saturday for Week 5 of the USFL season. Can the New Orleans Breakers win against the New Jersey Generals in a battle of 3-1 teams? Or will N.J. say no way to N.O.? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on FOX
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The month of May at Indianapolis begins with the GMR Grand Prix. Will Power's on the pole while Jimmie Johnson starts in the back. The race is on NBC starting at 3 PM ET
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You had me at 'super flower blood moon'
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Credible threats of violence cause cancellation of debate between two Republican incumbents in Pa. Police are mum on details but one candidate issued a statement, "No one on Team Hershey has any connection to any threats"
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Gridiron Guy)
 
 
 
Week 5 of the USFL starts off Friday night with the Michigan Panthers and the Tampa Bay Bandits. Have you picked a favorite team for the USFL revival yet? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on the USA Network
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam's drummer got COVID so the band had former RHCP guitarist Josh Klinghoffer play drums. Bonus: a fan came onstage to drum for the traditional "Yellow Ledbetter" encore
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(New England Patriots)
 
 
 
Gino's gone
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lady who miscarried after the Astroworld mess sues Travis Scott and everyone else involved for wrongful death. And since it was in Texas, presumably the state will charge them with murder, too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Chargers social media team are savage
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
There won't be a Triple Crown this year in horse racing now
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(Tahoe Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Spacruzzi. This will not end well
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(NHL)
 
 
 
4 potential elimination games tonight: Will the Canes do what the Presidents Trophy team should have 2 games ago? Can the Leafs get past Bolts "Always Win" after a loss? Blues or Kings claim Cinderella status? 1st puck at 7:00 PM ET. Lets do that hockey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Look, folks, it's a GRAF
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fun for all the family. If you ignore the broken glass, the gardening tools and the bloodshed
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(US News)
 
 
 
Democrats 2020: Let's work together with Republicans to rebuild America. Democrats 2022: Whelp, that didn't work, but vote for us because the other team sucks harder than we do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blueberries ward off dementia, according to the U.S. Blueberry Council and Big Blueberry. Snozzberries still taste like snozzberries
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres manager Bob Melvin has prostate surgery, tells people don't fear the finger
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tiffany redesigns the NBA Championship and MVP trophies and Debbie Gibson never had a chance
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thinking about buying a jet, but worried about fuel costs? Just start eating lots of French fries
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news: the bum-breathing turtle is back
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
This is the ep. Subby warned you not to read the title or description of lest it spoil last week's. Now Team Flash deals with the aftermath in S.№8 Ep.№14 "Funeral for a Friend" (where'd the get THAT title?) at 8 ㏘ EDT on The CW (Kung Fu at 9)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro culture escapes the lab, is possibly contagious
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The projected number of wins for each NFL team. Not so fast, Browns
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy trails to Patrick Marleau, who hangs up his skates having played a record 1,779 games in 23 NHL seasons
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never fear, Rally Rat is here
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mario cooks up a multo acquittal
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mitochondria merely pawn in game of tumor's life
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Banana spots are producing some appeeling food waste research
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lambo sues Jaguar for enough to buy a Ferrari
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I saw a confused turtle
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Tue May 10, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The only boba shop in my neighborhood was also a front for an international car burglary operation. I knew something was up because their boba sucked
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
While definitely NOT a rebuke, the latest buzz on bats is pretty stinging
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: Marcelo dropped from Lyon first team for "farting and laughing" in dressing room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Steph Curry became the first NBA player to hit more than 500 career playoff three pointers
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Mon May 09, 2022
(WHYY)
 
 
 
Georgia cops pull over suspicious vehicle for marijuana trafficking, if by suspicious they mean a women's lacrosse team from a historically Black college
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After missing the playoffs, Barry Trotz gets voted off the Islanders
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Senators: SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Baking Impossible, or how to use ramen to reinforce your chocolate erections
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed's Neil Kashkari, who also plays Agent 47 in the hit video game "Inflation: How I Got It All Wrong" says you can trust him on inflation now. He's totally got it under control. Promise
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If your friend asks you to look after his or her pet deadly puff adder, perhaps you should politely but firmly decline (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Bum)
 
 
 
Which MLB fanbase drinks the most during games? Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Milwaukee are likely just pre-gaming in the parking lot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Dallas fans
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
All those 'jump to light speed streaming stars effects' are now produceable IRL. Scientists are saying uh-huh to the Unruh
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Science proves what all moms already know. That around the age of 13, children no longer find their mothers' voices "uniquely rewarding"
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(Some Southern Man)
 
 
 
One more game for Week 4 of the USFL season and that is the Houston Gamblers and the New Orleans Breakers. Two Southern teams in the southern city of Birmingham and it is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC and Peacock
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Dallas mayor says they deserve a second football team while conveniently forgetting that they don't have a football team now
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Former White Sox player and manager Robin Ventura earns degree from OSU, presumably majoring in getting his ass kicked by Nolan Ryan
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple's Director of Machine Learning, Ian Goodfellow, announces his resignation to protest return-to-office initiative, will presumably stay home with his shinebox
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Sat May 07, 2022
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Police search for missing teen for 4 years to no avail. YouTubers take up the search and find him in 20 minutes
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott's border security inspection campaign stunt is STILL costing Texans and the nation, with losses estimates in the billions of dollars. Some produce companies may not make a profit for years, either. All that for ZERO drugs seized
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Weekend at Johnny Sex's. 3 of today's 4 series are tied. In the 2-0 one, will the Perds look like a dead team skating? Will the Soccer Cats sanction Ovie? Will it be OT & controversy in Rags/Pens? Who will tip the Battle of the Beef? Pucks @ 1pm ET
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Crowdfunded game Star Citizen is now modeling bedsheet deformation physics. Unclear if release will include fanboys' crunchy sheets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, "Protect the Shield" in the NFL means "Let the owners do whatever they want with impunity"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amazon implements "organizational change"
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Phillies' fans react to the team losing after blowing a 7-1 lead in the 9th to the Mets in their usual calm manner
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders fire team president, an 18 year veteran of their front office. Two sentence non-statement to the left, wild speculation to the right
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While Fortnite is wasting its time having crossovers with the likes of Marvel and Star Wars, Eve Online is crossing over with Excel
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
The latest thing found in the waters of Lake Mead? Cocaine. Plus meth, THC, codeine, and caffeine just to start. Shoot, sounds like a fella had a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It looks like the winner in James Harden-Ben Simmons trade is no one
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"I felt good my friends broke his arm," Dave Chappelle's attacker may have grounds to sue after getting the stuffing knocked out of him
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sources "close" to Baker Mayfield say the Browns "sabotaged" him. Beastie Boys, Desmond Dekker unavailable for comment
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists Spot Bizarre 'Yellow Brick Road' in Pacific Ocean - Dorothy Unavailable for Comment
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
New art exhibit projects Van Gogh's paintings onto the walls and floors so visitors can "step inside" the mind of the artist. Looks kind of ear-ie
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(Some Ph.D)
 
 
 
NFL scout says the quiet part out loud
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(Samuel add 'ems)
 
 
 
Is Santa Clara's nightmare over?
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Raiders still haven't changed the tires from the Gruden years. Goodyears? No, the worst
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Quantum mechanics could explain why DNA can spontaneously mutate which does and does not explain X-men Bailey Hawkins and Beak
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cowboys to save money by only replacing three letters on jerseys
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
According to a University of Texas study, even mild COVID infections affect brain structures. Of course, this doesn't affect the unmasked people who never had brains to begin with
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's another first for TB12. This year, Tom Brady will become the first quarterback to start in four different countries
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the Colorado Rockies' scoreboard operator snapped
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Live from Seattle it's the 2nd leg of CONCACAF Champions League Finals. It's all to play for as Sounders and Pumas drew in Mexico. Will a MLS team finally win or can Pumas keep the streak alive for Liga MX. 10:00 pm ET FoxSports
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better. Silkier. Strong... wait, go back
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Team Flash is under attack by Deathstorm in S.№8 Ep.№13 "Death Falls" at 8 ㏘ EDT. Subby warns NOT to read description or even title of next week's ep (MAJOR spoiler for tonight's ep). Then Kung Fu Ep S.№2 Ep.№8 "Disclosure" at 9, both on The CW
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Canes, Blues or Leafs continue to score like a wayward Jedi at the Palace on Naboo? Can the Kings score a 2nd road win like the Rebels blow up Deathstars? Johnny Sex Wars Episode II pt I. 1st puck @7:00PM ET. May the 4th.. goal be with your team
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dusty bakes up his 2,000th win as an MLB manager
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
After a body was found in a barrel in Lake Mead, the I-Team investigated and found a second barrel. Thank you, I-Team and the television gods who created you
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
"He's unfixable, he's unredeemable, he's unsalvageable." But enough about Skip Bayless; let's hear what he has to say about James Harden instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan left Atlanta because they were thinking about getting Deshaun Watson
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We continue the NBA Playoffs with the battle of green teams with Bucks and Celtics at 7:00 PM ET, then we have Warriors and Grizzlies at 9:30 PM, both games are on TNT. Will we see lots of fancy footwork tonight?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He was humble about being a pro cyclist. And soldier. And CEO. And lawyer. And author. And academic. And hostage responder. And weapons instructor. And bull*****er
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Kicker Chase McLaughlin failed to make the Browns, and Chris Blewitt, too
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
EBay's Authenticity Guarantee now includes graded trading cards over $2,000. Your 1977 Topps orange-bordered Star Wars cards still worthless
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(WMAR News 2 Baltimore)
 
 
 
Team of chemical and biomolecular engineering students create edible tape to keep burritos sealed while cooking
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
It's all fun and games as a bride-to-be to be dressed as an inflatable penis at your hen-do until you're attacked by a crazed knifeman
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's where things stand in the Denver Broncos sale process now that Homer Simpson's no longer part of the negotiations
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gary Oldman may be about to live up to his name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After forcing the goalkeeper to come out from the penalty area, winger makes a great pass to a wide open teammate, who attempts a four yard kick towards an empty net. Tag says it all (audio is in Portuguese)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Porsche and Audi to join F1 as soon as Porsche figures out where to put the engine
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Mon May 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giannis Antetokounmpo scores amazing self alley-oop, bags triple-double, plays like Greeced lightning
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rule 34 just took a huge leap forward
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Latest Colbert report not as funny as the prior ones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Future "wait, he played for the White Sox?" guy Robinson Canó DFA'd, with the Mets eating $40 million
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Our job is to bring analytics to our clients as much as we can, and make sure we have a value proposition." Quote is regarding (a) exchange-traded funds, (b) Apple iPhone user-experience, or (c) hot dogs
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The James Webb Space Telescope is beating all expectations. Here's the remarkable story behind the pictures
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
BDN iso NFLT
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Utica is introduced to chips, though still not steamed hams
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Superior it's said never gives up her dead, but Lake Mead has been known to
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We celebrated an L in Ibiza
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds continue seeing red
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists have created an enzyme that can break down plastic waste in hours, not decades. Enough about plastic surgeons' work
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Research proves Bronze-Age blades were used for cutting things
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mystery solved: It was Amber Heard's PR team who crapped in Johnny Depp's bed
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Wonder Twin Powers Deactivate
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Sun May 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minor league player makes history for taking the field with no balls or strikes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Somebody smashed the steam clock in Gastown. Not a euphemism
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Like Tucker can read
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
We have two 0-2 teams with the Pittsburgh Maulers and the Michigan Panthers at 2:30 PM ET on USA Network, and two 1-1 with the New Jersey Generals and the Philadelphia Stars at 8:00 PM ET on Peacock. Isn't the USFL fun or what?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two new series start on Sunday. At 1:00 PM ET on ABC the Bucks take on the Celtics in a battle of green teams. At 3:30 PM also on ABC the Warriors take on the Grizzlies. Two exciting series happening on the same day. Let's get it on
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two new series start on Sunday. At 1:00 PM ET on ABC the Bucks take on the Celtics in a battle of green teams. At 3:30 PM also on ABC the Warriors take on the Grizzlies. Two exciting series happening on the same day. Let's get it on
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
QB taken in third round places odds he will lead Falcons to a Super Bowl title at around 28-to-3
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Thanks, Dad
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ikea's restaurants were failing and on the verge of collapse. Then, suddenly, meatballs
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(NFL)
 
 
 
We conclude the 2022 NFL Draft with Rounds 4-7. Who will be the biggest steals out of these rounds? Who will be Mr. Irrelevant? Do you approve of your team's draft? Tune in at Noon ET on ESPN, NFL Network, and ABC
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Fri April 29, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Drew gets Sami where he can't run away, in a steel cage. Then on Rampage: Keith Lee yeets Colton Gunn, Joe vs Trent and HOOK faces off with Danhausen. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, then 10 PM on TNT
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After an exciting First Round, we now go to Rounds 2 and 3 of the NFL Draft on Friday. Who will Malik Willis go to? Any more surprising trades? Do you like who your team pick? Tune in at 7:00 PM ET on ABC, ESPN, and NFL Network. Take your pick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most "About Us" or "Meet Our Team" pages are boring. Not this one
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Her heart will go on, but her muscle spasms stopped Celine Dion's European Tour again
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(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
With all mirror elements in unified focus and all instruments aligned, the James Webb Space Telescope continues to exceed expectations
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Hollywood is relocating to Phoenix
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Doll nightmares on the Texas Gulf Coast
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Bad news for marathoners and wildebeests, humans tend to run at the most energy efficient speed for the distance. Any distance
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Thu April 28, 2022
(University of Exeter)
 
 
 
Farking leads to unemployment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Giants just stamped an expiration date on the Daniel Jones Era. Tag is for the Era, not its new expiration date
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Coyotes have guaranteed they will have the NHL's lowest attendance, but they'll make up for it by increasing ticket prices
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ranking the non-playoff NHL teams in order of disappointment. Uh, Vegas NOT No. 1? (Listens to explanation) Flyers fans of Fark available for comment?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It's Round 1 of the 2022 NFL Draft. Who will be the first pick? Do you like your team's pick? Are you as excited as Subby for this? It all begins at 8:00 PM ET and it airs on ESPN, NFL Network, and ABC. It's the most wonderful time of the offseason
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Not all bosses are soulless exploiters of their powerless serfs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cowboys to let Jon Gruden make their draft picks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Beast Mode channels his inner Joe Biden to hype the Sounders CONCACAF final to win continental glory for the first time for an MLS team
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Feige: Retreat... do not surrender. The next ten years of Marvel may rely on if their Team building exercises go well, or something
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Mark Davis says he'd welcome Colin Kaepernick with "open arms"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New holographic diamond wafers have the potential to store 1,000,000,000 Blu-Rays' worth of data, or about 25 Exabytes. That's almost enough to store all the pr0n footage your mom did last year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I went to a Mets game and a hockey brawl broke out
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
fark The Knights
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The business plan for CNN+ involved the time-tested Step 2: ????? model
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Wyoming high school soccer team helps clear rock slide from canyon road, isn't penalized for using their hands
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find remains of medieval hand grenade, rabbit bits
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Some Hopeful Chilean Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Chile might be going to the World Cup after all
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Turns out Sasuke Uchiha was actually Ronnie "Firestorm" Raymond, but not really either (maybe Sasuke after all?). It's Team Flash vs. Deathstorm Round 1 on S.№8 Ep.№12 "Death Rises" at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Kung-Fu at 9, both on The CW
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
A history of long green room waits at the Draft: "Fans were left to watch him get more dejected with each team that chose someone else"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sooo, false witness, then?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Time for another round of "Usher or Ja Morant's dad?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Alas, poor Oook. I knew him, Horatio"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell named 2022 Teacher Of The Year. Duke of New York unavailable for comment
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"The Chinese cyber espionage group 'Bronze President' spies on Russian targets as Ukraine invasion continues" - unknown if Blond Bimbo, Slenderman Sycophant, or Scary Poppins are also helping
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Long time NC Hurricane announcer Tripp Tracy tweeted just before last night's game that he has a drinking problem. Get well Caniac
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So, think they are going to call it "The Batman Returns"?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
I was wondering if life may have come from a meteorite, when suddenly it hit me
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Free Elder Scrolls I: Arena and ES2: Daggerfall, on Steam. Subby adjusts belted onion, recalls first time walking into the Temple of Dibella in Daggerfall. Then falling endlessly through the floor
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
#2. Bourbon, because it has overlapping symptoms with Alzheimer's; #3. Bourbon; and #D. Bourbon
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Preacher Man stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bruce Arians is having the time of his life in retirement. And he owes it all to Tom Brady
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ja Morant won Most Improved Player in the NBA. And then immediately gives his award to his teammate Desmond Bane because he deserved it more. Ja rules
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Big wild card implications on Tuesday night hockey with Golden Knights/Stars, will Dallas end Vegas's playoff hopes? Will Rags & Jerks battling for top spot in the Metro give us a great game? Will Wings/Leafs be another circus? Game on @ 7pm ET. FLBB
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Author believes Coby Bryant could land safely in Los Angeles
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(Some Shoresy Guy)
 
 
 
Give yer balls a tug on May 13? Pitter patter
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Biden might cancel some student loan debt. Maybe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Rock is about to make a whole lotta money
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Why are people really unhappy about their jobs? The whole reason can be summed up in 2 words: Employee recognition. Solution: more waffle parties
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Brain scans may reveal a lot about mental illness, but not until studies get bigger: 'You need a very large sample, and bigger samples are better'" - subby would offer his very large brain but is afraid of what years of Fark have done to it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chaos continues in NFL free agency
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you had "error by 9 time Gold Glove winner Nolan Arenado leads to blown save against the Mets" on your bet list, come claim your prize
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since winning the US Open last September at the age of 18, tennis player Emma Raducanu has fired two coaches
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Wait, Penney's can afford buying someone out?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's steaming hot take from Kyle Smith: Twitter helped legitimize white supremacists by deplatforming them. Watch as Elon Musk puts a stop to that nonsense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Superteam cements Superstatus with Supersweep
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Mon April 25, 2022
(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
$318,000 to study people?? Well here in Montana, there are red hats, slack jaws, tobacco spit, and no morals. Where's my money?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jesus says that Easter is not the right time to ask him whether or not he is going to return
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rescuers in China help your mom helped back out to sea
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to draft high in this year's draft (w/ pic of very high draft pic)
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(BGR)
 
 
 
"US science advisors desperately want to probe Uranus." Like enough to take me out to a nice dinner first?
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Phantom Zone is almost fully aligned
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK sees companies drift to a 4-day workweek
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin to visit Ukraine on Sunday, help keep Kyiv weird
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 205 Amanda Lemos vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN+. Also Bellator 279, Cyborg vs Blencowe 2. Prelims stream at 8:30 PM ET, main card at 10:30 PM ET on Showtime
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Pitcher batters batter, gets the boot. Subby didn't know baseball teams had designated kickers now, must be one of those weird American League things
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Nah. We hated the Yankees already
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
American Airlines does what American Airlines does... this time, to a wheelchair basketball team
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball sells out even further, now going to start letting teams put sponsor logos on their jerseys
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian mass shooter fires again, this time has second publicly funded legal team in sights
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Old folks getting farked by Home Depot over a propane grill. Florida Consumer reporter hears about their story and takes almost no action. Gets almost no results. Writes about it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Junior college pitcher who tackled opposing player for hitting home run receives four game suspension, invitation to walk on the football team
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Subby also has an antenna that uses "tymbal bucking" to communicate with members of his species
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Aw, we all work pretty hard here, submitting the headlines and sharing the goodness. It's a team effort, really
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New on-demand trucker company is looking like a real mother
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
✋ good jorb, everyone ✋
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"New Steve Irwin" gets to meet the original
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
When things started to get real, there came a song about Zelenskyy's balls of steel. Claypool, Hutz, and others team up to praise Ukraine's fortitude
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Wed April 20, 2022
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
NJ Senate President notes that it is probably better for an off duty police officer to mellow out with pot after their shift than to get violently drunk
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This being Woofday Wednesday and 4/20, please keep your edibles away from your dogs please
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovery of bacteria linked to prostate cancer hailed as potential breakthrough. Despite their hard work, researchers are not white-knuckling this
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
There's a "Robert Kraft / happy ending" punchline that can be made out of this Tom Brady headline, but this website is too sophisticated for such childishness
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Due to a decrease in Covid you are now free to walk around without a mask. Flu: Hey thanks
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to either off-season strategery or cheapness, 49ers may end up trading Deebo Samuel before Jimmy G
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC United head coach untied
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
For seven years, Eric Hoff and his dog, Remy, have been members of Denver Health's Pet Therapy team, bringing smiles and laughter to those they visit. Please welcome them and the rest of the team to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Actual scientists spent time studying the stickiness of Oreo cream and built a machine to twist them apart to measure shear strength. STEM tab narrowly able to defend against wedgie from Food tab
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(NFL)
 
 
 
A.J. Green admits chemistry with Kyler Murray wasn't great in 2021; A.J. Mustard admits chemistry with A.J. Plum wasn't great in the Billiard Room
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Fast food chains are being sued over the 'forever chemicals' in their packaging but are relying on their legal teams to drag it out interminably
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Probing Uranus top priority this decade according to NASA scientists, Fark headline writers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Strong tides, and vanishing lakes may prove beneficial to Antarctic ice shelf in much the same way losing a foot is beneficial to your shoe budget
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Iran is fighting to recover stolen antiquities fully realizing Hobby Lobby has a thoroughly modern legal team
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Visibly tattooed pro athlete decides needles with vaccines are too scary
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newly developed electric chopsticks make food seem to have a higher sodium level. Purists are getting salty
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Bruno Fernandes involved in car crash. Said to be OK, the same cannot be said for Man's Champions League, League Cup, FA Cup, or Premiership title hopes
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Weather forced the Tampa Bay Bandits and the Pittsburgh Maulers to play Monday Night at 7:00 PM ET on FS1. Which is the better mascot? Do you like that all of the USFL teams are playing in Birmingham? It's rare spring Monday Night Football
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Browns resign Ward. Fark: for $100 million. Hope they have cap room to buy a decent team to go with him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Coach: The team meal today is chicken salad. Player: Can I have pizza instead? Coach: GTFO
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If Walmart Jr. buys the Broncos, the rest of the owners in the NFL -- nearly all billionaires -- will be peasants by comparison
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens caught a touchdown last night in a brand new football league. Difficulty: Not the USFL
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A pecker that was thought to be extinct is back from the dead; Viagra and Cialis are fighting over the marketing rights
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Anything I can do for this team to help them win, I'll do it." Well, other than getting vaccinated so you can take the mound and literally win a game for the team
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All 30 teams are in action for Easter in baseball. We start things off with Yankees-Orioles at 1:05 PM ET. Other key matchups are Giants-Guardians, Cubs-Rockies, and Braves-Padres at 7:00 PM, that one is on ESPN
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two perish after collision with steamroller on highway. Authorities are on the lookout for one Wile E. Coyote
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Hercules tames the MAGADON and they team up to search for rubes to sell NFTs too
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(NHL)
 
 
 
2 weeks left in the NHL regular season, every team has under 10 games left. Today we've got the Battle of Ontario, a potential Johnny Sex Cup Finals preview in Avs/Jerks, & Vegas flailing at a playoff spot. Pucks @ 12:30pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Philadelphia continues its long tradition of having well...unique mascots
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hello, Tom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What were Heisenberg compensators made from?
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray to Cardinals: We hugged it out or whatever, but I want. My money. Now
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
At this rate NASA will never get it up
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Lost South American wildflower goes hipster, earns tag
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
You want to squash your chances of an early death? Eat this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wonder why humans tend to die around age 80? We might know why now even though death continues to be our nation's number one killer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL Draft is coming. What are the biggest questions facing each team?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's always the last place you lurk for it
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
Hero
 
Ukrainian rail workers are doing their part to save lives, run a train on Russia as it were
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(The Hustle)
 
 
 
Netflix buttons, Netflix time and Netflix money
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Carr gets extended warranty
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Have hair? Math mechanics make mats minor
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists worried about W Boson, often relying on older brother's help with completing Street Fighter II
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fragments of an ancient Maya 260-day calendar found in Guatemala, meaning today's either St. Pat's or last year's Halloween
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
First you get the sugar, then you get the coronavirus, then you get the power to jump species
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
4O3 Parachute not found. 4O4 Parachute found
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second day of play-in games in the NBA Playoffs. Will it be the Hornets or the Hawks in the battle of Southern teams? Do you have the Spurs or the Pelicans? Game times are at 7:00 PM ET and 9:30 PM respectively, both are on ESPN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lakers GM Rob Pelinka explains what qualities he's looking for in a new head coach. First quality is whoever LeBron says is coach
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's a mostly arbitrary list of every NFL team most desired draft do-overs. Arbitrary since how can you blame a team for not picking player X with their 11th pick, when that player was selected 23rd overall??
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Anything with Maya Rudolph, by definition, cannot suck
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Nearly 86% of U.S. COVID cases caused by BA.2. Man, I told you all that the A-Team reboot was a bad idea
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(Some Baller)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Spencer Haywood admits to giving himself a circumcision as a kid. Subby's hurt so bad he couldn't walk for a whole year
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Edible, fluorescent silk tags can help suss out fake medication. Until they're faked
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Master welders in Japan impress the Internets, create 1mm metal die that you can barely see with the naked eye
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The doctors described the dildo, which was 23 inches long and stuck up a man's arse, as "girthy". (With X-ray goodness)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds Owner: "Yeah, I know you ain't happy about how bad we've been the past 15 some-odd years. But you want us to re-locate? Do ya? 'Cuz we could, and then you'd be REAL mad"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congress says the Commanders may have broken the law, perhaps not the only organization in Washington to have done so
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James is "very enthused" about the next coach he's going to have fired three years from now
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(Vice)
 
 
 
01/01/1970 00:00:00?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Grimes defend his N.A. title against Solo, hopes the match is better than the movie. A five team gauntlet match for the vacated men's tag titles, Dakota goes after Mandy & the NXT Women's title. Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the first days of the NBA play-in games with the seventh and eighth place teams playing each other. Do you have the Cavaliers or the Nets in the East? How about the Clippers or the T'wolves in the West. Games are at 7:00 and 9:30 PM ET on TNT
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
For those piling on LeBron for the Lakers' woes, consider this. Los Angeles has finally paid off the contract for Luol Deng
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley says the Lakers' scapegoating Frank Vogel is turrible, and Los Angeles' front office are a bunch of knuckleheads
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana State University's men's lacrosse team has been on fire lately
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(Black Sports Online)
 
 
 
Three NFL teams are interested in saying they're interested in signing Colin Kaepernick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BioNTech may have stumbled across a cure for cancer with its 5G jab
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Federline boys are getting some competition for their inheritance
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Usually leftovers are what causes the big bang. Usually
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Keen to avoid controversy, 15-year-old Russian karter drives under the Italian flag. It works well until he ruins it by throwing a Nazi salute on the podium
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because any coach who can't build a championship team with Russell Westbrook is clearly incompetent
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It took over a year for Team Status Quo to come up with a rule that guns need to have serial numbers
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans steamed TFG won't share the $110 million his "Save America" PAC has raised
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The forgotten victims of the invasion of Ukraine. Britain's heritage steam train operators
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
♪🎵♫💎💎 and ⚪⚪♫🎵♪
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NEWS: Italian goaltender scores a goal. ... FARK: By kicking from his own end of the field. ... ULTRAFARK: In the final moments to win the game and practically clinch first place for his team. ... DIFFICULTY: Italian language
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
LeClerc on pole, Verstappen alongside, Hamilton kangaroos (nee porpoises) to P5, and Latifi gathers Stroll for an all-Canadian crash. It's the first Australian Grand Prix since 2019. Lights go out 1AM ET
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
In rare case of ESPN-on-ESPN crime, NBA analyst goes on First Take rant, begging Worldwide Leader to stop talking about the damn Lakers at every opportunity. "Now it's time to move on"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Welcome to Hockey Saturday, the NHL regular season ends in 3 weeks. Will Matthews score 60 against the Habs? Will Crosby humiliate Ovie? Will the Panths perforate the Perds? Will the Flames set Seattle ablaze? Game on @ 2pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Salagadoola, mechicka boola, Bibbitti-bobbitti boo. It'll do magic, believe it or not: Hara hachi bu
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos fans may want to prepare themselves for terrible parking and only one cash register open at any time
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Fri April 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Judge offered $230 million by the Yankees. Wow what a bribe
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions claim they don't need an elite quarterback to win, but since they never win, how would they know?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson's massive fully guaranteed contract will also pay him if he's ever suspended by the NFL. I can't see that ever being a problem though, when have the Browns ever signed a franchise quarterback only for it to go immediately wrong?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you think the current HBO Lakers series is sexy, they just optioned a book about the Shaq-Kobe years. Hello Colorado
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
But is it Jewish?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the first day, it's Opening Day for everyone else, with almost every team in action. We play ball starting at 1:05 PM ET with the Red Sox and Yankees in the Bronx. What will the 2022 season hold in store for us?
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Thu April 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves OF Ronald Acuna Jr. apparently unaware that journalists often write down the things you say about former teammates
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Just go take a nice walk, willya?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If a twin-supercharged Aston Martin V12 sideways doesn't hit you in your naughty parts keep scrolling
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thank you Kara of Sigma Draconis
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Hey look at these cool giant bobbleheads, it'll take your mind off losing
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(Waffle House Nut)
 
 
 
Scattered, covered, capped, chunked.... and add a pair of shoes to cap them off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like charges are back on the menu, boys
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Astronomers find the most distant object ever detected, which has been urgently trying to reach you about your student loans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That EU ban on Rooskie coal? Not going to fully kick in until August, if at all
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Dogs evolved to ask for steak
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
In February the College hires a new Volleyball Coach. On April 4th the new Coach cuts all 19 players, the entire roster
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New sponsorship deal means professional gaming team will have all the free condoms they need. Yes, that's zero, but still
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Things you don't really want on the conveyor belt at your fries factory: A grenade
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Tulsa donut shop snags Rocky on his cheat day by offering up Stallone Donuts
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Eastman emails have started to arrive. I guess any appeal is moot (or moo)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to be traded to the Jets
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1909, Robert Peary almost reached the North Pole, a feat he later proudly recounted along with his Nobel prize for attempted chemistry
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Faced with the cross-universal threat of Sasuke Uchiha, Barry and team are getting "Reckless" in S.№8 Ep.№10 of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Kung Fu at 9 (anyone watching that?), both on The CW
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(NHL)
 
 
 
{Charlie looks at Emilio}Wednesday night hockey thread? {Emilio looks at Charlie, nods} Wednesday night hockey thread. {clap, clap, clap} Five games tonight starting at 7:30pm ET. A couple with playoff implications. A couple with teams ready to golf
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: Six state Attorneys General (IL, Bears, MA, Patriots, MN, Vikings, WA, Seahawks) send letter to the NFL warning them to get their act together, re workplace culture with female employees. Strange: The sixth state is Oregon, which has no NFL Team
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Baseball game cancelled due to a) rain, b) snow, c) lack of available pitching
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Whitney retires Mercilusly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago today, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Edgar Wright, Rob Zombie, and Eli Roth teamed up to bring us a deliciously devilish double feature
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Denver-to-Seattle transplant believes in other Denver-to-Seattle transplant
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Severance comes together for a second season
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Off went Pete. "Grumble, grumble," said the owners
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
MLB will allow teams to use earpiece technology when communicating in-game strategy to counteract the Astros and their elaborate trashcan system
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Bill Diggs it
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
6th way: Don't fall asleep...ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Vikings great Doug Sutherland no longer a purple people eater on Earth
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida ambulance burns rubber, doing donuts in a parking lot late at night while filming The Cast and the Injurious
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Larger schools poaching coaches from mid-major programs after NCAA Cinderella runs. New hotness: Larger schools poaching star players from mid-major programs after NCAA Cinderella runs
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
News: Youth basketball referee suffers 'serious' injuries after being attacked during game. FARK: At Stronghold Christian Church
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brewers catcher suspended for taking a performance enhancing drug that one figures wouldn't factor in a professional baseball game
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1984, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar broke the NBA all-time scoring record, after briefly being mistaken for Roger Murdoch the airline pilot
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Frank Gore quietly retires as the third leading rusher in NFL history. And yet, no one can recall whispered tales of Gore
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Mon April 04, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Guess who Bill Belichick compares to Tom Brady
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Does your team have a shot at the World Series, or are they the Orioles? It's your Opening Day baseball Power Ranking thread. BASEBALL IS BACK, BABY
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bet on North Carolina
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Baby seal, do do do do do do, baby seal
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