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Mon October 18, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Let's face it; beating a team as bad as Denver is more of a "wee win"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A man was trying to draw him into conversation about one of the teams. Fraa Jad's T-shirt happened to be emblazoned with the logo of the same team and this had caused the man to jump to a whole set of wrong conclusions in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday Night Premier League has a gripping 6 pointer London Derby to finally settle who is the 13th place team on the table: Arsenal host Crystal Palace. At 3:00 pm ET, only on Peacock (read into that what you will)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Depositions torment my heart. Depositions tear me apart. Depositions, they torture me
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Illinois senator introduces bill that could make Chicago Bears publicly owned team, seemingly forgetting that Aaron Rodgers already holds that position in the organization
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man steals police car after being left alone in back seat. "Amimoto was quoted by police as saying he just wanted to go home"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Virginia republican governor hopeful sees his best path to victory by campaigning on the dangers of schools teaching the truth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of 2-3 teams in the 'Burgh, who will win between the Seahawks and the Steelers? Will Pat White lead the way to victory for Seattle? Or will Big Ben and the Steelers win this one? Sunday Night Football kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ed Orgeron to leave LSU at end of season to pursue his dream of teaching high school English
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Truck driver who lost his brakes and used vehicles stuck in Denver traffic to slow his vehicle instead of a runaway truck ramp found guilty of 22 felonies and faces decades in prison
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher blames the "wrong contacts" for his constant staring at students' breasts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At long last, Illinois Democrats teach Republicans a thing or two about redistricting
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Sat October 16, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
DC Fanwank finally gets around to posting the teaser clip we've all been eagerly awaiting. No, not SparkleBat. Not DollarGeneral Flash. Not even RockAdam. It's the teaser clip for Season 3 of Harley Quinn. Hell, yeah
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) there are no uniforms for Madison's baseball team, Liz goes to night school for math classes and ends up in a math tournament and Der Teufel and his Atom Man look ready to begin their plan to destroy Superman
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
On a special Saturday edition of Dynamite: Will Malakai Black wreck Dante Martin's world? Can a Fish beat a Dragon? Who is the mystery team Andrade has lined up for The Lucha Bros? Who did Mox bribe to face Yuta? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on TNT
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Valve unable to make money from games containing cryptocurrency or NFTs on Steam, bans them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker VOCSL5 passed away yesterday. She was the ripe old age of 37. Subby was her boyfriend and is in tears
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
So teamwork
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Men charged with stealing $1.5 million worth of rented textbooks from Amazon and selling them for cash. Police have not recovered either of the books
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Giants' Daniel Jones expected to clear concussion protocol because he is now requesting a trade to a real team
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Australian firefighters scour a neighborhood looking for a gas leak find a durian fruit instead. Andrew Zimmern says kill it with prejudice
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're trying to run a marathon, and instead you get punched out by Gary Coleman?
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♬ Always in focus... You can't feel my stare... I zoom into you... You don't know I'm there... I take a pride in probing all your secret moves... My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove... ♬
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri journalist finds unencrypted private teacher data available on state's website, reports it to the state so they can fix it, and instead of thanking reporter, Missouri's idiot governor wants to prosecute
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's almost like - and maybe I'm being crazy here - giving a little spending money to poor families instead of billionaires is... working? For some reason?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Alex Murdaugh arrested for stealing the insurance money meant for the sons of a housekeeper who died after tripping over the family dog. This guy's like Josey Wales, leaves dead people wherever he goes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I Was On A Hookup Site Hunting For Revenge Sex. Instead, I Ended Up Donating A Kidney." HuffPo personals get weirder and weirder
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why we shouldn't think of this anti-vaxxing idiot who hasn't yet gotten herself or her children vaccinated as an anti-vaxxing idiot, but just a "super hesitant" idiot instead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Porn movies once more proven completely unrealistic when a real life lesbian cop finds her partner in bed with another woman and does not join in for a spontaneous threesome but shoots them both instead
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Wed October 13, 2021
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Social Security COLA to be the largest in decades, stealing the spotlight from 7-11's newly launched 264-ounce Super Mega Ocean Gulp
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the English teacher who assimilated Sir Patrick Stewart into the Bard
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
NSA to Pentagon: Did Battlestar Galactica teach you NOTHING?
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Want to get books written by and/or about non-white people banned in Texas? Just claim they're teaching 'Critical Race Theory'
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NFL announces that it won't publicly release any of the hundreds of thousands of emails it obtained in its investigation of the Washington Football Team on news that this would lead to a lot of other people besides Jon Gruden having to resign
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
So the wizard cast File Lawsuit, and the original module in the box transmogrified. But some say this wasn't because of the wizard, but news of a hero lost in the Tunnels of Steam creating huge sales. There's a noise behind you. Roll for initiative
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Stop the Steal" Iranian-style. With any luck maybe nutballs Kraken, Wood, and MyPillowhumper will follow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One month after New Mexico State U showed fancy updates to parquet floor in its basketball arena, someone forgot to fix burst steam pipe, and fancy parquet floor is now warped beyond repair, necessitating temporary court for 2021-22
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL starts its first full season in two years tonight and symmetry is the theme of the evening. First, the last 2 teams to win back-to-back cups face off, then the two most recent expansion teams go at it. Game on @ 7:30pm ET. RELEASE THE KRAKEN
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Not only do the Washington Football Team cheerleaders have to deal with the knowledge that Dan Snyder was leering at their topless photos, but they just learned Jon Gruden was, too. Showers are down the hall, ladies. Second door on the right
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your call is important to us, please be patient while your personalized hacker team drains your cryptocurrency account
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dog robot with sniper rifle payload wants steak. You have twenty seconds to comply
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently when you steal $2 billion, you can afford some pretty good lawyers: Attorneys for WeWork founder Adam Neumann get HBO to remove the "true crime" tag from a documentary about his company since he hasn't actually been charged- yet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After getting the ear of the Cincinnati Bengals front office, the team bites, signs the son of Evander Holyfield to practice squad
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer close to being charged with "impersonating NFL Coach" if he keeps saying he wants his team to "average 250 yards rushing per game"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists hounded a county election official into resigning, and accused her of "secret liberal agenda" to steal election from Trump. Fark: she had certified that the county voted 81% for Trump
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't like being scored on so much? Play better defense instead of whining about it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cotton's bold strategy prevented Trump from stealing the election, subverting the Constitution, and becoming President for LIfe
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It took the Lions 5 games to bring head coach Dan Campbell to tears
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: It's a Drew Day, yes it is. Big E & Big D meet face to face ahead of Crown Jewel. Sasha & Bianca try to get along as they team up to battle Becky & Charlotte. More King & Queen of the Ring matches. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
An in-depth interview with the legendary Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal, better known as Tears for Fears and who are releasing their first new album in 17 years. What a mad world we live in
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(Salon)
 
 
 
In quasi-scientific breakthrough, dogs can talk now. Your dog wants to talk about the low quality steak you've been buying
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes COVID vaccines mandatory for doctors, teachers, with plans to extend coverage to Rangers and Hobbits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Detroit Lions have become the first team in NFL history to lose twice to regulation-ending field goals of 50 yards or more in a single season
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl teaches anti-maskers some manners
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Only in Canada you say? Pity
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Only in Canada you say? Pity
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Final day of preseason hockey & 11 "games", sure why not? Things start off at 3 PM ET. Tall tales about your summer's activities & biatching about ESPN encouraged. Does your team look like a Cup contender or have a good shot at the Shane Wright lottery?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White parents in Missouri outraged that teaching slavery makes their children feel bad
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The difference between normal antivaxxers and Saskatchewan antivaxxers is that the latter think the Premier wants to steal their cows. No, this isn't satire
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
McDonald's will be offering free breakfast to teachers and staff starting Monday. Haven't they suffered enough?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Instead of closing for the floods, Titiporn's eatery is making waves, staying open for customers who are reveling in shin-deep dining, and the thrill of avoiding the rush of water set off as boats go by"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Cunning thief breaks into home, opens food locker, and steals the green jewel
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Fri October 08, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher forcibly pulls hijab off 2nd grade student's head in front of the class
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
California criminalizes stealthing. Ghosting still OK
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
4 MLB playoff games today as the NLDS series get rolling alongside the ALDS boys. We've got Sox/*Stros, Georgia B team v. Wisconsin B team, snowbirds' homeland against their wintering grounds, & the Pacific Coast Highway Series. 1st pitch @ 2:07pm ET
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Want to encourage your team at work? Well don't, as apparently that is "toxic positivity". Just get intoxicated, instead
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Mixed results reported during Golden Week for Chinese crackdown on kid video gaming. Student reveals, "Most kids have access to adult accounts.... People have secretly registered adult accounts by stealing and using their parents' national IDs"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rays' Randy Arozarena channels Jackie Robinson to become the first player since 1955 to steal home in the playoffs
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Meat lovers of the world rejoice, scientists have discovered that bacon, sausages and steak are all safe to eat as long as you have them every other day
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Most of us have been buzzed, but have any of us ever been buzzed enough to run onto an NFL field during a game to steal the ball from the quarterback?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stop the Steal can't stop the subpoena
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Soccer Thursday: UEFA Nations League Semi-Final 2, Belgium and France. Can Belgium keep their winning streak going? Will France overcome interteam drama? ESPN2 at 2:30 pm ET. Later World Cup Qualifying US - Jamaica at 7:30 pm ESPN2
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
When my origami teacher taught me that folding cranes would bring peace and serenity, I don't think this is what she meant
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
If you're stealing meat to pay drug dealers maybe you should worry about the price of meat these days
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There ain't no good, there ain't no bad. There ain't no happiness, there ain't no tears. There ain't no love, there ain't no hate. There's only power, BIM is the power. Hey, hey, hey, BIM all the way. Hey, hey, hey, it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come and listen to my story about an anti-vaxxer named Karen. A rich affluent woman barely kept her family fed. And then one day as she was shoutin' at a school, up from the ground came a bubblin' crude. Conspiracies that is, flawed logic, Texas tea
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Is it powered by Brownian motion?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Thanks to disciplined testimony by the Facebook whistleblower backed by internal documents, we actually had a hearing on FB that wasn't hijacked by GOP lawmakers whining about FB's "anti-conservative bias" and instead focused on FB's "anti-human" bias
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why some dogs get scared during thunderstorms? Here comes the science in this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread. Your dog still wants steak (w/video)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
UK car thieves busted using a handheld device that could hack the cars's electronic controls and starter, disguised as a GameBoy. Fark: £20,000 to steal Mitsubishi Outlanders, no other kinds of car
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Surrendering 99 percent of your antiquities purchases because they were most probably looted makes it seem more like you went on a crime spree instead of just a shopping spree, no?"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
My dying friend entrusts her 8 year old parrot to me, so first thing I'm gonna do is tear the top of his cage off, shine a bright light in his eyes then chase him around the house
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Week 5 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - and this week the crack(head) squad write about surprises - like if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle - and of course that team is still ranked too high while your favorite is too low
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Organizers want to rename Florida's Lee County after Bruce Lee instead of Robert E. Lee
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Head coach of the Houston Texans says that team's success would not have improved with a 65-year-old man playing quarterback
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Car thief unable to find closest "leave a baby, take a baby" drop off location opts for streetcorner instead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheerleader steals the show during a rainy Purdue/Minnesota game with her inspired bellyflop into a giant mud puddle
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
TB Coach Bruce Arians shows why everyone loves him so much: "This is a team sport. ... I don't think Bill played a snap. And we had 22 guys out there playing their asses off. One of 'em just happened to be named Brady"
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Chiefs-Eagles game Sunday was just the fourth time in NFL history that neither team punted
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Ransomware gangs are shocked, SHOCKED, that other crooks are stealing their ransoms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today is the last day of the MLB regular season. There are still four teams in contention for the AL Wildcard. What happens if both the Red Sox and Yankees lose and the Blue Jays and Mariners win? Games start at 3:05 ET, get your postseason predictions in early
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Sure, Alabama may be at the top of the ratings, but they're not even the best team in their conference
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Death would be the only reasonable alternative
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Old and busted: mayors wagering over whose team will win the championship. 2021: mayors wagering over whose city will post higher vaccination stats
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
New Konami futbol game is Steam's worst-rated game ever, even though the screenshots are four stars
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Fri October 01, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Do you even Coffee, Bros?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trevor May impersonating the Mets' broadcast team is a joy for all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adjusting for population, "Non-metropolitan counties" are now seeing 50% more cases and 100% more deaths due to the Delta variant, low vaccination rates and other factors. (Other factors may include Fox, Newsmax, OAN, misinformation and Team Trump.)
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local baseball team selects new name. Something about their choice stinks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ragnarok waits for no man, but it will indeed wait for Teal'c
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 18th time thieves tried to steal the NJ meat mogul's exotic sports cars, he ran naked from his bed to fire warning shots from his porch. That'll teach ... oh man, why did they include pictures?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Owners of Mr. Mac clothing store, burglarized for the fourth time in ten days, say they do not wish to press charges but would rather give the clothing to people who need it instead, proving that in spite of everything, there's always a Bigger Mac
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You might have a hoarding problem if you leave a huge mound of rotten tea bags to reach the ceiling in your filthy kitchen. Probably some other issues too
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having an affair with my son's incredibly hot and sexy teacher. My husband is not sympathetic and has no patience, unlike my passionate lover who helped my son deal with his bullies at school. I want more from this fling. What do?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Providence police identify victim in Broad Street cafe shooting, as some observers decry wave of violence behind the city's 19 homicides this year and others claim it should be called 'Dame Street' instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kareem says NBA teams should tell plays to get the Al-Jabbar or get lost
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to stomp"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There was no real news today so, instead, we present you with this. From CNN, the news leader
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Official ESPN Week 4 Power Rankings - accept no substitutions Of course that team is still ranked too damn high
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Why does salt have an expiration date when tears and the ocean don't?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Sooo, about that dream holiday in Cornwall your family's been waiting for all year... turns out we overbooked your hotel, so here's one in Uxbridge instead. Have a great day"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Lululemon promises to bring more transparency to Team Canada
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Georgia Southern football player is indefinitely suspended for: A) drug possession, B) sexual Assault, C) chugging a beer atop a moving team bus?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No MLB team has led their division for over 100 days but finished with a losing record. Mets: hold my...(CRASH)...darn, there goes the beer too
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the "yeah, they knew what they were doing" files, marketing campaign for coffee chain tells customers to flick the bean. Subby tried but couldn't find it so gave up and had instant instead
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(PBS)
 
 
 
L.A. officials: Look, I know you all were really gung-ho about this whole "defund the police" thing, but we've been thinking and had another idea you might really like. How about we just give them a lot more money, instead? Would that work for you?
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Tuition rates and student loan debt are the reasons that the future of marketing is in professional certifications, not universities. But we all know what Bill Hicks would want marketers to do instead
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
I clean my coffee cup with a magic eraser
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A team of scientists have developed a 3D-printed vaccine patch providing an easy and painless way to deliver 5G service
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As a new NHL season hits pre-season, teams are turning to apps to ensure fans are following vaccination mandates to keep everyone safe. This means keeping all that personal medical information safe, right Calgary Flames?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dairy, salt, and steak may be good for you after all - here comes the science. And if the science is wrong now that just means it hasn't been proven deliciously correct. Yet
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(Some Army Guy)
 
 
 
Can an undefeated Division I football team keep their winning streak alive without a single passing yard? Well, let's just say soldiers are really ground on the ground
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sorry, Derek, but you're going to have to use your own money instead of sponging off the taxpayers in your quixotic attempt to clear your name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know, Subway Sally, maybe your unmasked self on the subway is more disturbing than the images you are tearing down
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the 30th best team in the NBA is ................. Newsmax
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Check returned due to Non sufficient funds. Fark: Teacher's bonus check. WTFark: From the Florida Department of Education
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite NL team ties 86 year old record. BFIBs rejoice. Anybody even follow baseball anymore? #Soon
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Barnie the Bull finally captured after escaping from a Long Island slaughterhouse two months ago. Will luckily be roaming an animal sanctuary instead of your grocery aisle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Time's Up was an advocacy organization founded in the wake of the #MeToo movement that promised a group run by powerful women could save the world from sexual harassment and toxic workplaces. Instead, it embraced both of those things
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Apparently, re: Michael Burnham, Spock served Picard the tea, Earl Grey, extra-hot
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Your dog wants to give you fake steak. Not Chihuahuas though, they are incapable of humour
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Thu September 23, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans gushing crocodile tears over the lack of bipartisanship
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2 million Olympic swimming pools are falling on Southern Ontario by Thursday. Subby is setting up the old backyard trampoline to keep the swim team from landing on the begonias
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Nazi Barbie deletes tweet mocking the Biden Admin on crime when people point out the numbers were from Trump's time in office. Her tears are delicious
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(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Pentecostal university drops Crusaders name after its ties to the KKK. Now the teams will honor Pokemon Go instead
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Sinéad O'Connor, The The, Cocteau Twins, and Cabaret Voltaire. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #258. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Great American Pot Pie Day, so let's all get crusty and steamy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Rep. Sean Casten teaming up with Dolly Parton to end Hot FERC Summer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI joins civil asset forfeiture game, takes $86 million from 800 safety deposit boxes due to a dog's "alert," deposits into their own bank instead of sending it to a lab
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rihanna teases that her upcoming album is completely different: "You're not going to expect what you hear." Polka?
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Wed September 22, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
If you steal a car from a dealership, it's probably best to not use it as your trade-in at the same dealership you stole it from
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Wanna live like Ted Leonsis? Now you can, and you won't even need to destroy America Online to do it. You will need about $15 million, though
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Teachers across America have put up with a lot over the last forty years, but a pandemic with half the parents virulently anti-vaxx, and anti-mask? Fark your crotchfruit, we're out. Enjoy your country... if you can spell it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Friday star A.J. Johnson's widow says his fans are showing "fake love" by sending thoughts and prayers instead of money to his funeral fund
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois terrorists described the Capitol riot as "just like going to the shopping mall", except with shattered windows, dead bodies, clouds of tear gas and enraged howls about lynching Congress
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, 60-year-old Suriname Vice President Ronnie Brunswijk played in an official soccer game. His supporters were yelling "you're not helping"... after the 6 - 0 shellacking his team experienced
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Steam is down and users are frustrated, although you'd think Steam users would be used to frustration by now
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(CWB Chicago)
 
 
 
Somebody keeps stealing the red light camera at Cicero and Lawrence. If only they had a camera there to watch for crime
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Thief dies after being pinned under car trying to steal its catalytic converter. He must have been exhausted
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(AP News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to begin to get rid of plastic in toys, instead it will give your children Ron Jeremy themed cardboard cut outs if this picture is accurate
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The TB Brady's are the best, the NY Jests are the worst. This is your Week 3 NFL Power Rankings thread: Your team is too damn something edition
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ok, listen. If you're "tearing up" because it's the last time you'll be eating crappy fast food at one particular Wendy's that's closing, it's time to take a big, waddling step back, examine your life, and figure out where you went off the tracks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teaching actual history? Yep, we can't have that. USA USA USA
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(NFL)
 
 
 
We're only two weeks into the season, but only one of the "top three" teams is undefeated
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Japan, Tabasco recommends you put a teaspoon of hot sauce into your beer, more than just a drop or two. Is this sound advice?
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
It's like Magic: The Gathering, only there are soccer players instead of spells, and NFTs instead of cards. Or something like that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby could also run a 4-min mile in stilettos, steal your wife, Morgan Fairchild, and see her naked. But don't hold your breath
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
What kind of man steals another person's leg and then straps it to his head? No, not a Florida man, at least not this time. Florida tag says, "Phew" and wipes sweat from brow
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Punch Day, so if you have a joke, the line starts over there
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Every Premier team shirt sponsor reviewed. "Extra points to Spurs for having on their shirt the exact noise an attacker makes when scythed down by Ben Davies"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Philadelphia cheesesteak. Serious business
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Robinhood making it easier to steal from the rich in stupid to give to the poor in financial inexperience
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets are telling their quarterback Zach Wilson that 'boring' football, like their team, is OK
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Apparently the creative team behind "Joe Camel" ended up working for gun makers "We're targeting the six- to 12-year-old range and feel that...the child can use the rifle, potentially out to 15 years old"
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Yogism "It ain't over 'til it's over" definitely applies to this here football game. Tag is for the team with the Georgia logo
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
High school sophomore tries to get on team bus for a soccer game with a Mexican flag on Mexican independence day, is told by bus driver to go back to his country. Hero tag is for his teammates, who all refused to get on the bus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC football team's plane tips backwards. This is in no way a metaphor for the last decade
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Not ready to get on the cart, the 56th pick from the '96 draft signs with the team that picked him. Reached for comment he said: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The D'Orioles are first MLB team to 100 losses this season, but are joined hours later by the CubicZirconiumBacks
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
For some unexplainable reason, one of the biggest games on Steam right now is a gas station emulator. Protip: don't eat the sushi
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not hot for teacher
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teach kids chess to teach them about life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For his 3000th birthday he was wrapped in aluminum foil instead of getting another dumb tie or sweater
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Fri September 17, 2021
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Team COVID loses another court battle after the judge realizes they're asking for something really farking stupid. Tag is for the judge
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Premier League: Newcastle host Leeds in a bottom four battle. Both teams needing their first win. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
CDC study finds one in three people who thought they survived COVID picked up Long COVID instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Geordi LaForge rejects Jeopardy hosting role, decides to keep his Starfleet commission instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does a team top winning it's first championship in fifty years? By doing something that has never been done before
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Thu September 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a classic rivalry game with the New York Giants and the Washington Football Team. Will it be big blue or big red that prevails at FedEx Field? Daniel Jones or Taylor Heinicke? Thursday Night Football kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Kind of taking that rivalry into focus every day." Well, this changes everything now that Michigan is inspired and wants to beat Ohio State instead of wanting to be demolished every time
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Do not mix cheesesteaks, soccer fans and trash can lids
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should I be outraged that my child's first-grade teacher is showing multiple videos every day in class? I mean, I thought I was the only one allowed to constantly use "screen time" as a way of distracting the children I'm supposed to be raising
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Reba McEntire, team rescued from Oklahoma
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
New TikTok meme is apparently to just steal stuff. Maybe stopping them from eating Tide pods was a mistake
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Wed September 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
GTA teacher stripped of license heads to private school instead, sparking hope that Rockstar might finally make Bully 2 instead of just continuing to milk GTA V forever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Navalny: While voting Commie may not be my cup of tea, it's the best way to throw the bums out
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
How about this...I take over your beach front community center that everyone enjoys and instead, we build a NEW community center where a building collapsed, which totally won't collapse again...TOTALLY
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(Some Incomplete Guy)
 
 
 
I'll have the steak
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady's social media team is the real MVP
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Tue September 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kansas legislator and lawyer pleads guilty on three misdemeanors for kicking a 15-year-old student in the balls while working as a substitute art teacher. Wait a minute, something's not right about this story. Oh, he's a Republican, from Kansas, but still
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Cindy and her team make their move against the JSA for an epic showdown on S2 Ep6 of DC's Stargirl at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Mxy sings a song of Nxy while Lena seeks her roots on Supergirl S6 Ep11 "Mxy in the Middle" at 9, both on The CW
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Māori Party proposes changing country's official name from New Zealand to Aotearoa, ensuring no one will ever find it on maps. "New Zealand isn't even an English name - it's Dutch"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's complete chaos and of course that team is still ranked too high - Week 2 NFL power rankings to the left, and excuses to the right --
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old son is on a traveling sports team; during the pandemic we weren't traveling 4 hours for tournaments, he got closer to us and his siblings, and we had our life back. But now it's back on. We want it to stop. Can we get him to quit?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After people like Senator Mitt Romney and others have used IRAs to steal millions from American taxpayers, Congress attempts to close the loophole
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wait, the president is following the science instead of demanding that Idaho rake their forests harder? What is this country coming to?
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team craps on their fans in season opener
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Mon September 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, I'm almost starting to think that crypto, instead of being the brave new future of finance, is in fact just an ongoing criminal enterprise designed to allow scammers to repeatedly pull more money from ignorant, naive rubes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even tacos now have a subscription service
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Your Steam backlog is now old enough to vote
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Coach Khaki invokes the memory of General Patton and Neil Armstrong in his post-game press conference. Better slow your roll there, Jimbo, as you'll be comparing your team to Jesus by the time the OSU game rolls around
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soon you could be walking on your farts instead of just 'sharing' them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blue Jays defeat Orioles by 2 TDs and 2-point conversion. Outscore 14 NFL teams
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Cannabalistic milkweed butterflies tear open caterpillars and drink up their sap
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Tennessee offers up three elementary school teachers, one pre-k assistant, a cafeteria worker, a bus driver and two high school teachers as human sacrifices to the Orange Calf
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Group of thieves steal $45,000 worth of candles and fragrances. At least they'll smell good for their initial court appearance
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing in court, USWNT tries a new strategy, just asking the men's team to give them money
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Fri September 10, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Spitting Image reboot teases it's second season by mocking ABBA. And Boris Johnson (but you probably already expected to see him). Take a chance on it, and watch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the reasons that Republicans are so sure that there is corruption in government is because they are responsible for so much of it. Ex-Kansas state Lawmaker charged with fraud for stealing $450,000 in Covid relief money
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wondering how effective your flavor of vaccine has been in the real world against Delta COVID? New CDC study answers that question and a number of others. Data to the left, Team Moderna dunking on Team J&J to the right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
With 11 teams still in contention for the championship, the final event of the 2021 Marble League is sure to be a good one. Will the Raspberry Racers blow one to their competition...or blow it? Find out at 12PM ET
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more, deaths from opioid addiction are impacting Black communities instead of White ones. Which should mean we'll be seeing the conversation shift from "OMG we have to help these poor addicts" to "Lock these criminals up" any day now
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Thu September 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Scheme to steal Surfside victim IDs collapses, three suspects with their many stories went to jail and are not sure if they'll have pancakes for breakfast. Hopefully they can become better people by rebuilding their rubble-strewn lives
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
I mean first scientists had to teach the worms to yell at clouds, and then find teeny-tiny pants that went clear up to their nipples... there's a lot to unpack there
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teaser for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds shows us which characters are returning to Pike's Enterprise. Surprisingly no Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, or Worf
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Despite vax or be axed (or test) more than a third of New York City's municipal workforce continues to stick it to the lib instead of getting sticked by the lib
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Family-friendly Disney presents the Great Mouse Detective with enough guns, drinking, drugs, and yes a striptease scene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jason Newstead always wore a Metallica shirt onstage for a reason he can explain by ... citing a country singer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The One is now The Dud and yours for a steal, TBD, as soon as they finish it
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight. Eight possible names now for the Washington Football Team. Ah ha ha ha ha
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: The Raiders are the most hated team in professional sports. News: The Bears and the Broncos are more hated than the Cowboys. Fark: The Seattle Kraken are already more hated than teams that have played a game
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(Jacksonville Jaguars)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer adopts the Oprah WInfrey model of naming team captains: "and YOU get a captain, and you get a CAAAAAAP-TAAAAAIN, and YOU ARE A CAPTAIN, and you get a captain, and"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Elton John, Nicki Minaj, and Miley Cyrus to team up on album. Diabetics advised to stay clear
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Miss America Pageant respects women for more than just their physical appearance now, so it will no longer score them for their beauty. It's going to score them for their "wellness" instead. Mmmm, get a load of her wellness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Arizona Wildcats might have the longest active losing streak among Power 5 football teams...but they still managed to get five votes in this week's AP Top 25 poll, because somebody confused them for Arizona State
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(AP News)
 
 
 
California to be first state to outlaw stealthing. Detect traps remains legal. Pick pockets is right out. Thieves guild plans to file a carve-out amendment for their industry
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naked German football team puts on revealing display against local team. The winner will reportedly play Arsenal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some people are shocked to find out how Subway prepares its veggies for its sandwiches. For some reason no one mentioned in the article is shocked that it's a stealth marketing campaign
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Tue September 07, 2021
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
In other news you can steal $2,000 worth of liquor from Walgreens
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(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Hit a home run, with a routine, no antics or showing up the other team trot around the diamond? That's an ejectin'
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(WWE)
 
 
 
On NXT tonight: MSK defend the tag titles vs One & Two, hope to get the three. Io & Zoey put the Women's Tag belts up against Team Pocket Ninjas and how did the In-Dex bachelor & bachelorette parties go? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pass the popcorn and the sweet tea vodak: Alex Murdaugh's wife ordered forensic accounting of family finances shortly before her murder
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Power Rankings Week 1, but really Team Previews. As per usual, ESPN graces us with its tomfoolery, shenanigans, & hijinks. Fark Football's back, baby
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Facebook: We will never share any of your WhatsApp messages...pay no attention to the team behind the curtain sharing all your messages. That doesn't count
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
48 hours after losing to a 1-AA team, UConn's Randy Edsall: "I'll be stepping down at the end of the season." 24 hours after Edsall says he'll be stepping down at the end of the season: "My boss and I agree that I'll be stepping down now"
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To win Russian elections, you not only have to beat your opponent, you have to overcome multiple doppelgangers who've taken your name and appearance. And you think that foreigners have nothing to teach us
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew battles Sheamus, Nattie & Tamina face off vs Rhea & Nikki, Reggie defends the 24/7 title vs Tozawa, Charlotte defends her RAW Women's title vs Nia & a 7 Team Tag Turmoil match. Scarlett? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker's notched a 64-yard FG, which earned the team a day off today
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef defends charging people $100 for a sirloin steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deciding he's tired of being second fiddle, Valeri Bottas leaves Mercedes' F1 team to lead on a second string team
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cody Ware feeling better after carbon monoxide poisoning related to last night's race, says it was more than the usual Ware and tear of being a driver
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Sun September 05, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Catholic high school to teacher: Go be ghey somewhere else. District judge to Catholic high school: You violated workplace sex discrimination laws. Pay that man his money
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Rice and Raghib Ismail lead #2 Notre Dame into Tallahassee to take on Charlie Ward and Deion Sanders of #4 Florida State. Damn, would have been a great game about thirty years ago. Instead, we have #9 ND - FSU at 7:30 PM ET on ABC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
All kindergarten teachers at a San Antonio school are Covid-positive, parents learn. Not from the school, but from each other, because this is Greg Abbattoir's pro-life Texas
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Sat September 04, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), Connie invites Mr Boynton for a home cooked meal, Liz & Iris send the boys for dancing lessons not knowing what their teacher looks like & we see how fast Lois Lane faces the chair after shooting a cop
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, let's actually discuss one of the pressing issues of our time: should putting the burger toppings (lettuce, tomato, onion, etc) *under* the patties instead of on top be penalized criminally, or just heavily discouraged socially?
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Fri September 03, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees' AA team in central New Jersey now has waterfront views, 15 miles inland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oscar De La Hoya has canceled his fight with Vitor Belfort, will fight COVID instead
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Packers expected to win Super Bowl because Aaron Rodgers is a solid teammate who tried to leave Green Bay for "Jeopardy"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Department of Public Health to open COVID-19. vaccine clinics on-site at 13 college football games this season, expected to sponsor NASCAR teams next
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Wisdom is definitely key to winning a championship," says wise old point guard who won his first while routinely telling his coach and future HOF teammates to go fark themselves
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Good news for us slackers: sitting in the back of the classroom is correlated with a lower risk of contracting SARS-CoV2 from your unvaccinated teacher
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Lord CHUDpig had lots and lots of help trying to steal Arizona, and if these traitors get to skate, they'll just keep trying until they turn the country into a Stephen Miller wet dream
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm on warm milk and laxatives, cherry-flavored antacids. Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea, distill the life that's inside of me. Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea, I'm anemic royalty in the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't know what the big deal is. According to her high school transcript, she was captain of the dance team
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
YouTube is now more than meets the eye
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Priscilla Presley was so worried about another woman stealing her man that she went everywhere with him, even to get his teeth cleaned
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I tried making some "kimchi" with regular cabbage instead of napa cabbage, and you know what? It's not bad. The key is to think of it a kimchi-style cole-slaw. Anyway cultural appropriation FTW
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mysterious HS football team investigated to see if they are in fact a real school. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
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Wed September 01, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
You will probably hear about the teacher who had her students pledge allegiance to the Pride Flag. That isn't what happened but don't let that get in the way of your outrage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember that plucky Icelandic national football team that made it to the quarterfinals of Euro 2016? Seven members of that side have now been accused of multiple social assaults
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The only woman on R Kelly's defense team is full of piss and vinegar
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Green tea, chocolate, bacon milkshakes may in fact be anti-aging superfoods. As usual subby is about half right
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
City fails to evacuate, restores power instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A man who admitted to stomping on another man's head in a fight and leaving him unconscious after a night out has been told to "calm down and drink as little as possible" by a deemster. That'll teach him
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Do you really need to spend millions of dollars to determine the best stadium for a football team?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's not easy to babble a two minute rant that mentions E.T., Spanish teachers & "HITLER WINS" while wearing a HazMat suit, but danged if this guy didn't try it at the School Board meeting
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
After losing two teachers to Coronavirus in the span of a week, a Waco Tx school decides to close...temporarily. They're gonna wipe the whole thing down with a few Clorox wipes and be back up and running-maskless-after Labor day
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(The Advocate)
 
Boobies
 
Bailey's, Bumble and Reese Witherspoon team up to make movie about lesbians meeting cute
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Conservative SCOTUS judges lament the possibility that the eviction moratorium could lead to people actually living instead of just barely scraping by. The horror
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, Trump DID try to use the power of his office to commit election fraud, incite an insurrection, and seize power illegally, but the solution isn't to prosecute Trump. Instead Congress should pass MORE laws that a future Trump can also ignore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a nursing mother and I pump at work and store my bottles in a shared private location. But someone is stealing my milk. How can I find out who?"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Black principal blacklisted for teaching actual history
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Mon August 30, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Lashley battles Sheamus, who is after Bobby's gold. Eva Marie tries to show Doudrop why you don't question the Eva-lution and will Rhea & Nikki be a tag team? Did they even apply for a license? Find out starting at 8 PM on USA
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
♫ Don't sing me a song about the Taliban/ Don't sing me a folk song tonight/ While you may be in the mood for a melody/ The Taliban don't think it's all right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets' owner gives a thumbs down to his team's latest antics
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Bad: You're displaced by a wildfire. Worse: Bears steal the food donated to you. Fark: The bears can open doors to get to the food
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The outcome of a police captain in Georgia that refused the vaccine, took horse de-wormer instead, and routinely posted anti-vaxx messages on social media will surprise you. (No it won't)
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
While Hurricane Ida gets all the attention, Hurricane Nora has been tearing up the entire west coast of Mexico
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA stop the steal zealot found to be guilty of local election fraud
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Sat August 28, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
An ex-cop and a pastor try to return a television to Walmart, are promptly accused of stealing it despite proof of purchase, end up in handcuffs. Why yes, they are Black, how did you know?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The last time the NY Yankees won 13 in a row guys named Mickey, Yogi and Whitey were on the roster. Even better, there was no Mets team yet to let their fans down again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Banana Pudding Day is August 29th. You can follow this recipe, or you can do it the right way and follow the recipe from a box of Nilla Wafers. If you put Cool Whip or whipped cream on top instead of meringue I will cut you
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan's NASCAR team decides to add Xanax along with fast food deliveries
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Fri August 27, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Clots/Loins, Seagulls/Abject Airborne Failures, Stealers/Carolina Kittens, and the Minnesota Cousins/KC Chefs. It's your NFL Kraft Foods Football Preseason football thread at 8p.m. EDT
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Instead of waiting until they get there to get shot, Kent is making students get shot before coming to school this fall
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Antivaxxer teacher spreads Delta Freedom From Tyranny to 12 students
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
From the department of About Damn Time: City of Madison to refer non-violent mentally-ill citizens to health professionals, instead of just tossing them to the police
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Federal medical teams are being deployed to Alabama because its hospitals are overrun with COVID patients. In other words, blue states where its citizens were responsible are bailing out irresponsible red states
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rich white Christian Republican woman from Oklahoma who claimed to rescue the Afghanistan girls robotics team might have exaggerated her involvement. As in, she had nothing to do with it, and she is actually endangering the girls by going on TV
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a mortuary van, make sure there are no dead bodies in the back. Also, make sure the doors are closed tightly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did one of your parents teach you how to ride a bike? How to swim? Was it a gentle, loving experience or something else?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1794, President George Washington decided to subdue the Whiskey Rebellion, as irate farmers angry at taxes over distillery products threatened to switch to violence instead of just lots of boos
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Abba tease new music on social media. Gimme, gimme, gimme
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Kristen Stewart recreates the back of Princess Di's head in new 'Spencer' teaser"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey Ron, you know you have the power to stop COVID from killing your constituents, you just choose not to and play the blame game instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican drive to kill off democracy in the United States is gaining steam
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Wed August 25, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: A hit and run driver knocks you off your motorcycle. Good: Bystanders stop to help. Fark: One bystander immediately steals your wallet
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Inside the sad, sad world of far-right Cameo: Somewhere in a deep red county, a 12-year-old will receive a Seb Gorka Cameo for Christmas instead of toys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines flight attendant uniform debacle continues, as new court documents reveal half are choosing to wear their own clothes instead of the itchy and scratchy Zac Posen designer duds
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why empathy is stupid, and what to do instead
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alan West's wife claims that she wasn't driving drunk, it's just her "brain aneurysm" that made her look so unsteady in that field sobriety test and unable to use the breathalyzer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NY Yankees win their 11th game in a row for the team's longest winning streak since 1985. NY Mets ... the less said the better
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
"The victim fell out of the vehicle when Armstead drove over her with the vehicle"
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
Video
 
Porch pirate steals package so he won't have to wipe with his bear hands when he shiats in the woods
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Can Mellow Yellow continue their Surge to the top of the podium? Or will Team Momo make a splash leave them and Raspberry Races in their wake? Here is the 2021 Marble League: Diving Event
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Gangmember with $200,000 warrant in police chase change-ups to ambush pursuing officer, attempts same stunt on SWAT team 24 hours later shortlists him for 2021 Eff Around n' Find Out Champ
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Robbie Eagles lead Chaos to victory over Taichi-gun? Will Master Wato fair any better teaming with Kojima? Who ordered fresh, Young Lion for the opener? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2021 starts its last leg @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you don't know the difference between a pharmacy and a "compounding pharmacy," you probably shouldn't be trying to steal Oxy
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Mon August 23, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
Multiple COVID positives shut down the team wearing green and gold on the Frozen Tundra
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Nikki & Rhea team up vs Nia & Shayna, RK-Bro celebrate their RAW tag titles win but Riddle better not bring any baked goods and Johnny Drip Drip welcomes Logan Paul to Moist TV? The fun begins starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Teen named Carlos Castaneda, a female passenger and a dead teenager in the back of the truck pulled over after high-speed chase from law enforcement. I don't remember Don Juan teaching anything about this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Big Ten just issued this statement moments after the FDA approved the Pfizer vaccine saying if your team can't play because of Covid-19, it's a forfeit and won't be rescheduled
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband accuses me of being controlling instead of admitting he's absent-minded. How can I rectify this and prove myself right?"
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1984, ace fossil hunter Kamoya Kimeu found some pieces of bone. He and the rest of Richard Leakey's team found another and another and another until they found almost the entire skeleton of something creationists say does not exist
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
You would think they would put more effort into the games that actually count instead of the ones that don't
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
All those walls will be lost in time, like tears in rain
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Sat August 21, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mission Impossible: Steam Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Delta takes its toll on anti-vaxxers, as over 1,600,000 Americans switched teams over the last 3 days
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saturday preseason football brings us ten contests for teams to work the kinks out once more. It all starts at 1:00 PM ET with the Bills and the Bears in Chicago
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Andretti in talks to possibly field Formula One team. No, not that one, he died. And not that one either, he's too old. It's the one that failed as a driver due to many factors in 1993
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Even if the kids managed to make it to school, there might not be anybody there to teach
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Teamwork makes the dream work
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oklahoma mom of 11 takes it upon herself to fly to Kabul to rescue members of Afghan girls robotics team
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eight out of ten teachers think education news is negative and demoralizing and some are questioning why you didn't reduce your fraction
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