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Tue November 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The new owner of the Mets, Steven Cohen, spent years building a rep as a ruthless billionaire who loathes the public and buys rights to photos to prevent their publication. But he's had some funny social media posts recently, so hey. Relatable guy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson to portray George in Ed Asner's "It's a Wonderful Life" table read
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Unsurprising: Antimasker idiots protest in small rural town Predictable: Town is now experiencing a COVID outbreak Alarming: with test rates of 40% positive. Sad: Canada
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Mon November 23, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inflatable
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this table-tennis player
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(NCSL)
 
 
 
Four states used electronic voting machines in 2020 that do not show the voter an auditable paper ballot after voting. Those states are Texas, Tennessee, Louisiana, and Kentucky. And that last one would be fixed already, if Drew was governor
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Sun November 22, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Engineering student finds an actual use for vegetables
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The inevitable Trump Presidential Library will be nothing but a MAGA tourist trap and cash cow for years to come
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Sat November 21, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Firefighter who took photos of Kobe Bryant crash site is suing after unfairly being held accountable
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chef Jose Andres to Chris Krebs: "You will always will have a seat and a table at my home, at my places". Chris Krebs: "I have a better idea"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nothing will convince Fryar and others - including the town's mayor, Biden won. "If President Trump comes out and says: 'Guys, I have irrefutable proof of fraud, the courts won't listen, and I'm now calling on Americans to take up arms,' we would go"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I would not mind flying in a reclining egg. Looks comfortable. I don't know how plus size passengers will like it though
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My roommate is a nudist; it's making me uncomfortable and I'm feeling oppressed by the nudity. What can I do to stop it?"
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Wed November 18, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Team Taz end Cody & Darby? Can Rhea Ripley recapture the NXT Women's Title? Is Jon Moxley going to put Kenny Omega through a table? Again? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's latest moves show that he has failed to force Iran back to the negotiating table. Even worse, it appears that Iran is rebooting "Roadhouse"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Professor proposes developing sex robots for older disabled adults, in move that could provide companionship, sexual fulfillment, and the certainty that the subsequent inevitable robot uprising will kill us all
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
ACME Portable Holes now available for $25 a bottle. No word if all of 2020 will fit inside
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
"We are at a crossroads and nobody knows where this is leading...We will continue with consultations, but at a certain point in time, the Hungarians will have to show their cards on the table. Otherwise we are in deep shiat"
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where the most tin foil hats are worn or where most of those uncomfortable anal probes take place? There's a handy map for that
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Sun November 15, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Through miracle of space mutagenesis, China enjoys bumper crop of space vegetables: space tomatoes, space black eyed peas, space spices, and giant space pumpkins
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Promo presentation promises portable nuclear power
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Thu November 12, 2020
(CBR)
 
 
 
A ride down the bat pole and that palatable homoerotic tension
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Perdue, currently in a runoff election to keep his job, failed to secure an obvious domain name, with predictable results
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The most suitable place for humans to live in the US is currently Oklahoma. By 2070, it will be Canada
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
The issue over changing Confederate base names in a nutshell: Fort Hood is currently named for a traitor whose most notable achievement was allowing Atlanta to burn. It could be named for Roy Benavidez, whose balls had their own gravitational fields
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Tue November 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now that the Democrats have won it is, of course, time for the inevitable Democratic infighting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In these troubled times, the Bognor Regis Observer asks the burning question that we all need an answer to. Is Bob an acceptable name for a fish?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We have close family friends with a beautiful and charming 19-year-old daughter. She is like a niece to us. My husband has made her uncomfortable twice by remarking, 'Mmm look at her.' He follows her on Instagram and likes her posts. Is this wrong?"
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Mon November 09, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Memo to Amazon delivery drivers: cart paths are not suitable for our vans. Especially not the tunnels
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this uncomfortable looking alignment
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Sat November 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Little Johnny Tables has to change his company name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has been told to expect to lose, but he believes he never loses. So what happens when an irresistible reality hits an inscrutable derp?
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Fri November 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"It was a victory celebration without a victory. Empty wine glasses littered a table in the East Room of the White House. Pizza boxes and cans of White Claw hard seltzer abounded elsewhere in the complex"
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Thu November 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff.They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Tablet sales are up 25% in 2020
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
So what's a suitable cocktail for Farkers to imbibe during tonight's festivities/disaster?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Gift idea for your aging parents isolated by COVID-19: healing robots from Japan like Aibo, Lovot, and Qoobo. A healing robot is a gentle robot, incapable of cruelty, and receptive of touch. Humanoids have arms adjustable to "hug mode"
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Sun November 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why is the mainstream media not covering the Hunter Biden laptop story? Maybe because every time a reputable outlet asks to see the evidence, their requests are refused
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Sat October 31, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wondering where the stable genius got the idea that doctors get paid more for Covid death?
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Fri October 30, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new smart tablecloth can find fruit and help with watering the plants, help create the new IoT (internet of tables)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Why, yes, you can register an XSS attack as a UK company name. Little Bobby Tables would be proud
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Thu October 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In today's most relatable personal finance story, here's how a pair of married ballet dancers making $178k/year get by in Chicago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In these uncertain times, more and more kids are putting down the tablets and picking up their parents' classic toys: Play-Doh, Tonka trucks, Hot Wheels, Barbie dolls. Subby has some old lawn darts downstairs that could spread their own brand of joy
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write." -Stephen King. "You can't write if you can't relate." -Beck. "Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz." Also Beck. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Relatable Edition
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drugmakers say they'll keep 200mil vaccine doses for 'equitable' use. Out of how many billions needed? You do the math
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Tue October 27, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Frontiers is the greatest sci-fi tabletop RPG of all time. Fight me
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"How bad is the Covid-19 shutdown for airlines, Professor MBA Degree?" Let's ask the CEO of the *ONLY* consistently profitable quarter-to-quarter airline, that never needed bailouts either: "The ship is taking on water, and we are in a real pickle"
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Mon October 26, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
AOC joins the voters of NYC as long lines continue for early voting, says waiting in line for longer than two hours is not acceptable and a form of voter suppression
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Sun October 25, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Premier League Sunday starts at 10 AM ET. Southampton hosts surprise top of the table Everton. Newcastle goes to Wolverhampton, and Arsenal try to walk it in on Leicester
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Even a pandemic can't keep the Irish from drinking: cops raid fully operational illegal pub inside a Shebeen in Kildare, complete with stools, tables, full sized pool table, and a 70 inch flat-screen TV
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Sat October 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robots may help astronomers discover other habitable planets in the galaxy and destroy them too
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Fri October 23, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yeah, but Americans have always been uncomfortable with prophylactics
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Kicking off the English Premier League we have Aston Villa vs Leeds United.Will Villa continue to stay near the top of the table or will Leeds continue their impressive start to the season? Peacock streaming only for us Yanks at 3pm EDT
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla had another profitable quarter, 5 in a row. Now, if only they could make a profit without EV credits purchased by other automakers
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson holds roundtable on the federal response to homelessness. No word on what the homeless will do when Carson lets go of the table
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Tue October 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Astros GM Jeff Luhnow bangs his fist on the table, denies any wrongdoing in the Houston cheating scandal. Wonder why he was canned then?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
I seem to recall reassurances that John Kasich's speech at the DNC wasn't a prelude to him being offered a spot at the Biden table
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 6 of this increasingly unpredictable NFL season, and even the best drafted fantasy team is going to need help. Which is where the Fark Fantasy Football Experts come in to play. You've got questions? We've got answers
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Fri October 16, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tupperware has a patent on a device used to grow vegetables in outer space, mold in the back of the fridge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The only definitive, indisputable, absolutely inarguable ranking of The Switch's 55 NES games that you'll ever need
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden has a slight lead over Trump in the most unpredictable state
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's 3.5 million ounces of extractable gold just sitting in South Africa, but you'll have to get through 25 chinchillas to get to it. LOOK AT THE BONES
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Portable device able to convert office discussions into farts, cut out middleman
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Idaho to host first ever swan hunting season. Constables Angel and Butterman look on with interest
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Tue October 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proving that not even COVID can delay the inevitable, the Week 6 Power Rankings are out before the games are done. WHAR incomplete GRAF
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The Lakers are like Thanos: purple, inevitable, and they appear to have something on their chins
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife won't have sex anywhere but our bedroom because it's 'too dirty' to do elsewhere. How can I get her to explore different rooms and locales?"
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: two turntables and a microphone. New hotness: scratching with barcode scanners
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
That seems less like "a mystery" and more like "irrefutable evidence that the congressman is breaking the law" but you do you, Politico
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Casting call for "Lord of the Rings" infuriates fans by requesting actors be "comfortable with nudity." It's the Two Towers, baby (possible nsfw content on page)
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Trump advisor Harlan Hill is banned from Fox News for calling Kamala Harris an "unprintable" name. Not that name, the other one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed is seeking access to the entire Mueller report based on Trump's declassification order via tweet. Another brilliant move by the Stable Genius
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Thu October 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants a big stimulus deal before the election, is furious at whatever idiot ended negotiations
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(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
The long process of decrypting Linear A has finally begun to pay off. Whatever. It's all Greek to me
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Tue October 06, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Crazy worms from Japan are the newest threat to the American ecosystem, terraforming soil to more closely resemble Japanese ecosystem
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tape tells tale that Tua Tagovailoa's turn tentatively tabled
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has forever changed the roast dinner buffet. "Instead of walking up to the carvery deck to choose what meat and veggies we wanted, our waiter told us we had to tick everything we wanted from the sheet, even the mustard and mint sauce"
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Mon October 05, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OHHH Giant VEG, as in vegetables. I was wondering how they grew giant... never mind
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
As part of its commitment to keep its platform safe from mentally unstable war fetishists, Facebook bans Fallout 76 players
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Finally the irrefutable evidence yet that Jessie the Loch Ness Monster exists, a blip on a sonar (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mushrooms, even now they are still not sure if they are animals or vegetables they may be a 3rd type of food group. This is a story on how healthy they are. Come share some mushy recipes
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Sat October 03, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Matchday 4 kicks off with Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace, then Everton vs. Brighton at 10 AM ET, Leeds vs. Man. City at 12:30 PM, and Newcastle vs. Burnley at 3 PM in your Saturday Premier League action
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Fri October 02, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather "unsurprisingly mentioned money when discussing returning to fighting"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While it's debatable whether Hades is the best game of the year, it is definitely the game of the year in the sense that it is the game that best characterizes the year 2020
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I don't deserve a tip"
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys have already been used to intimidate those holding Trump accountable and Bill Barr has protected them
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Venvs might be habitable today if not for Jvpiter. Man, those Roman gods covld be real dicks sometimes
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Tue September 29, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
So who the heck would buy unprofitable BitTorrent, the company? A shady cryptocurrency dealer and porn king wannabe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's 15 golf courses have lost over $300 million. But, in his defense, golf courses have always been difficult to profit from. So does that mean Trump is bad at selecting profitable business opportunities, bad at running them, or both?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
R v. W is officially on the table, folks. Vote if you don't want your bodies controlled by SCOTUS, women
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Ehhhh ... 4% is close enough
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Virtual kidnappings are a (profitable) thing
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House staffers have been planning for Trump's inevitable coup attempt
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Children make excellent Roombas
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And so shines a good deed in a weary world
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And so shines a good deed in a weary world
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Uni the Shiba Inu - patient zero of all of our smiles today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is it vote buying or is it charitable forgiveness to former felons persecuted and harassed despite being free?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Why not revisit the best of the MCU before the inevitable bi-annual reboots start?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"It's not quite a burrito thermos, or a burrito condom, or a burrito elevator, but all of the above at the same time"
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait. If GM was supplying the Badger's battery and drive train, what the hell was Nikola bringing to the table? GM already has truck bodys, truck tires, truck brakes, truck steering, truck nutz
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wrexham? Damn near kills him. Ryan Reynolds in discussions to buy football team along with one of the guys from Always Sunny
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
FTFA: "Dancing shirtless on tables" outside convenience stores typically is frowned upon, while "dancing shirtless on tables" is an advertised attraction at certain adult-only establishments
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi prince says Trump has not been such an honest broker on Palestinian statehood, which is kind of like the pot calling the kettle a sandy orange
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
The announcement of the Star Trek movie franchise's demise was premature, according to this article ghostwritten by Quentin Tarantino
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Tue September 22, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
🎶"We don't want it too high. We don't want it too low. When inflation is stable and predicable, that's the way to go."🎶 Raise the roof, BOJ (Bank of Jamaica)
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Experts warn that America's next preventable communicable disease will be Californians moving everywhere else
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yes, but what about second impeachment?
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Which "West Wing" episode would you like to see a reunion for? Table read?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
With a new generation of consoles launching, let's take a look at how much every system cost at first when adjusted for inflation. Seriously, Intellivision?
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein stripped of honorary CBE, which he thought stood for Cute Blonde and Exploitable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" table read with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and others including Shia LaBeouf smoking a blunt as Spicoli
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Asylum seeking migrants welcomed by nudist natives on nude beach in Britain. Surprisingly they don't hop back in their inflatable boat after seeing fugly British naughty bits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We aren't shy, we just know the unpredictable RWRNJ neighbor with the 12 Trump lawn signs, the faded sickle and hammer Obama sticker on his pickup, and the Confederate flag rug in his entryway might lose it when his Orange Jim Jones loses
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now that vinyl is outselling CDs for the first time since the 80s, of course you can now get a portable CD player that works with airpods. Whatever
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kentucky is dead. Long live the Street Outlaws
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Coal won't be profitable within 10 years
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because who WOULDN'T want to eat dinner while suspended 164 feet in the air during a pandemic?
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
A scientist explains why you should bathe your meat in yogurt. Also, not a messy or uncomfortable euphemism
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Tue September 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Biden and the Knights of the Veterans Table. I wonder if they'll say "Ni"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Red Lobster, Mountain Dew, and tequila. 2020 refuses to let up, even for a second
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Glass tables can cause life-threatening injuries, Danny Thomas cosplay. Who didn't see this coming?
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, do you work here?" said the bear
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
He's going on camera in Arizona to Trumpsplain how Latinos on this side of the wall are better off now than they were four years ago (5PM EDT, or once they find enough Latinos willing to sit around the table)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
🎶 We hear the secrets that you keep, when you're talkin' in your sleep 🎶
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember when a plague rat was locked up against his will for life because he was sick with an untreatable deadly disease, refused to isolate himself and wear a mask? Pepperidge farm remembers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He distinctly said, " 'To blathe.' And, as we all know, 'to blathe' means 'To bluff' " - It's the live table read of The Princess Bride (note: Sponsored by the Dem Party of Wisconsin)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you don't tip for free food on your birthday, you're a jerk. Change my mind
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Welcome to Week 1 of the most unpredictable season of fantasy football. That said, the Fark experts are ready to help you decide who to start and who to sit. You have questions? We have answers
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cooking for love and getting over it
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Keloland)
 
 
 
'Stealing cattle was once punishable by hanging in Dakota Territory. Today it is a highly organized and highly profitable endeavor; a crime likened to how a drug cartel operates.'
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Awkward family photos, forever on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
French President Macron's slow but inevitable transformation into Trumpé enters the "tweeting out random tough-sounding phrases" phase
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next time when dining out order the COVID-19 as an appetizer, the CDC now saying it leads to an increased risk of getting it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Like poverty and racism, school shootings and police brutality, mass incarceration and sexual harassment, widespread extinctions and changing climate, COVID-19 might become yet another unacceptable thing that America comes to accept"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Ben Sasse: Let's just end democracy altogether
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Wed September 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe, just maybe, people are getting tired of all the lies
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Artist reimagines superheroes as pin up models and I'm excited and uncomfortable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If it's acceptable to give parents 6 weeks PTO, why isn't it acceptable to do the same for people who don't have kids?
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A map of the western states' hottest Coronavirus hotspots and one of where we get most of the US' fresh fruits and vegetables from are almost identical, thanks to almost non-existent protections for migrant farm workers. Blood on the plow indeed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft Xbox Series S looks like a turntable, according to some millennial who has no idea what a turntable looks like
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Jesus christ, just look at how stable those poll numbers are
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
This is Fine
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
New technique allows robots to determine whether or not they can lift a heavy object. Future advances include demanding longer breaks, complaining about their supervisors, demanding the right to organize
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Two turntables, No microphone: Subby's friend, Tampa Bay breakbeat veteran, DJ K-Funk, is making his premier on Twitch this Labor Day at 2 PM ET. Show him some love, have an impromptu dance party in your mom's basement or elsewhere
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Sun September 06, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City of Seattle, following guidance from the Governor's office and the CDC, extends eviction moratorium through the end of 2020. Area landlords respond exactly how you'd think landlords would respond
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Sat September 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
On the one hand, a reputable reporter and corroboration by several other reporters. On the other hand, a known serial liar with a track record of being a terrible person. Well, I guess we'll never know the truth here
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Sex robots will soon be just as common and important as cell phones" says man whose inflatable wife is just as real to him as your wife is to you. Probably not safe for work, deductive reasoning (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Eater)
 
 
 
French Laundry in San Francisco launches a $850-per-person indoor dining "experience" in these coronavirus times that is "fit for a Bond villain." Apparently bon appétit before you die it is for some
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Tom Seaver was a pretty fair winemaker, too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Table tennis events returning in November in China and basement rec rooms everywhere
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
County Constable serving warrant goes to the neighbors address in error, tries to serve the neighbor, argues for a bit, stops to pee in the yard to mark his territory then drives across the front lawn. The arrestacrats
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Rifle range has a high concentration of lead
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time since World War II, the size of the US deficit almost equals the size of its economy. Hey, remember when there was an whole political party motivated only by rage at our debt? What were those guys called again? T something
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
If your kid's daycare center offers "naked time" for children, you probably need to call the authorities
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WH doubling down on Trump not having a series of strokes, force WH physician to make a statement. With this amount of spin, we'll find out Trump actually died on the table and was brought back to make us suffer. Like an Anti-Jesus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We need better chairs, along with better-designed everyday items. "An overpadded chair forces the sit bones to rock in the padding rather than make contact with a stable surface, thereby forcing the flesh in the butt and thighs to bear weight"
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ranking all 50 states' financial health: congrats Idaho and Wyoming; New Jersey and Illinois, we need to talk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So basically Black people boarded a plane headed for DC and one of Trump's friends felt uncomfortable
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Protester pro tip: Do not accept inflatable sausages from the police
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bankrupt business to reorganize by buying a business that is not, and has never been, profitable. It's 2020. Why not?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you're still using Facebook, you're comfortable with this
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Holding an illegal rave in an underground bunker? Yeah, next time maybe get longer extension cords and leave the portable diesel generators outside above ground, mmkay?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Walmart buying TikTok with Microsoft may be weird, but it makes sense, because 2020
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
August 31 is International Overdose Awareness Day. Subby has lost a friend to overdose. Maybe you have as well. Please take a moment, and let's help end the shame and stigma of this preventable death. Thank you
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
100 years ago, Charlie Parker, America's inventor of bebop, was born. "What Welles did for film direction and Pollock did for painting, Parker, in particular, did for jazz, by representing the unrepresentable"
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix show sued by Arthur Conan Doyle's estate for giving Sherlock Holmes "copyrighted" emotions. When an intellectual property attorney eliminates the impossible, whatever remains, however ludicrous, must be profitable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I used to be a Frequent Flyer like you, then I took a tray table in the knee
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Thu August 27, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Matt Hardy put Sammy Guevara through a table? Will Jon Moxley agree to MJF's title match stipulation? Who will be the 1st to challenge Mr. Brodie Lee for the TNT Title? AEW Thursday Night Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4:35pm/4:40pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream. It's a shorter one today, but we've got surprise inflatable unicorns and cure for cancer goes where?
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(Some NPR Guy)
 
 
 
Gleaners are rescuing vegetables only to send them to their doom at local food banks
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ant, one of the most profitable financial companies you've never heard of, made $3 billion profit on $10 billion turnover in first half of this year. It's coming IPO will be the biggest Unicorn of 2020
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This cute lil' peanut-butter-eating squirrel has better table manners than most of us
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's attorney General resigns after it's revealed he sent "uncomfortable" text messages to a younger female subordinate. 558 text messages, to be exact. In a 27-day span. So, about 20 a day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA chief vaccinesplains to Trump that science requires research and testing and that the deep state is about as real as leprechauns or a profitable Trump brand
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Kanye West submits all 0 signatures by Wyoming election deadline
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Liberty University asks students a question at the worst possible time, with predictable results
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The woman, who was setting up decorations for her son's birthday party, couldn't help but laugh when she noticed the odd placement of the 'blow-up' nozzle on the dinosaur inflatable she bought from Kmart"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
AmazonSmile donates to reputable charities based on research by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Conservative "charities" have a problem with all this vetting nonsense and the whole "Hate Watch" list thing
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like the Trump National Convention is off to a predictable start
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Fri August 21, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The US Air Force's Project Mayhem attempts to develop a hypersonic aircraft, suitable for every space monkey ready to be shot into space
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Chiefs doing everything possible to delay the inevitable
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland tightening coronavirus lockdown restrictions by reducing number of people allowed to meet, drink, fight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold The Hedgehog's den: '...trash piled up, old porn memorabilia stuffed in overflowing boxes. His kitchen table looked like an unkempt outside porch, there were plants that had grown around the table legs and into the floor' "weeners" tag inverts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shh... it's a secret
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"If you do it again I'll chop your fingers off" is not a suitable behavioral correction approach in a prison, much less a grade school
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turtle snaps at heat seeking sidewinder
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
James Franklin has no idea what went into the thought process of the Big Ten cancelling fall football and would like an explanation. Well, Franklin, now you know how everybody felt about your 4th and 5 call after two timeouts
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Waiter claims three adults with "Trump 2020" hats left him cash tip with "Get out of America, F**" written on $5 bill. "They'd asked me for a pen during the meal. They paid with card ... that's why I thought it was odd when they asked for the pen"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Notre Dame succumbs to the inevitable and suspends classes eight days into the semester after 146 students test positive for Covid-19
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Home loans to first-time buyers have reached record levels of delinquency. Eh, but what's gonna happen? I mean it's the housing market. That's totally stable
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Shots fired in Cedar Park Texas. Multiple officers shot, in stable condition
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tho it may be a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete Farkers, it is nonetheless National Rum Day. A double tot for all hands
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It's time for Americans to embrace the goodness that is palya, the South Indian preparation that makes nearly any vegetable sing
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Sat August 15, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese doctor says it is safe to eat ramen daily so long as it's not tonkotsu ramen. Stick to soy and miso-broth ramen, don't slurp up all the sodium-heavy broth, and maybe consider pairing your ramen with a vegetable
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Restaurant apologizes after customers weighed in on one of their policies
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As inevitable as that damn yeti in Ski Free it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Total War: Troy free at Epic on 8/13. (Remnant: From The Ashes & the Alto Collection also free this week). What have you been playing? Side note: favourite game mods?
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
"It's just a storm, puppy, don't be scared"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The original creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender have left the live-action Netflix series. If there's anything that history has taught us, it's that a live-action Avatar adaptation without them can only go well
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Alright, who invited the bear?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
School districts are losing their minds at the thought of business in front and a party in the back
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aides admit outbreaks of Coronavirus are "inevitable" at reopened schools
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows says if he gets his way Trump's acceptance speech for the GOP nomination will be held "not within a mile" of White House. So how far away from the White House IS the Russian embassy?
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Sun August 09, 2020
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
With all the various polling stories out there, let's ask a more relevant question: "How deep into blue territory does Trump have to go to win?" Lucky for us, there's a handy chart for that
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
Boobies
 
Forget the pandemic, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are out there rapping erotically and it's making the nether regions of Republican senators uncomfortable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At extended family holiday meals, the QAnon weirdos were isolated at one end of the table. That's in effect what Social Media did. But now your weird uncle who thinks Hillary's been shot and there's a body double of her is trying to drink your soup
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
If your garage sale includes a Dale Earnhardt signed photo, whitetail deer and raccoon mounts, you might be a redneck
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Thu August 06, 2020
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Critics lament that 2 Fast 2 Furious: Vegas Child Custody Hearing Edition suffers from a predictable ending
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stable genius Donald Trump slaps 10% tariff on Canadian aluminum. Aluminum that the US cannot satisfy the demand for domestically. Stable. Genius
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Was this the question that was really on your mind?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump takes a break from suggesting the election should be delayed, and that unacceptable elections should get a do-over, to remind you that he's here for life. But sure, he's still only joking
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Stable genius and shrewd businessman Donald Trump spent half a billion dollars on ventilators scheduled to arrive in 2022
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(The Register)
 
 
 
With everyone at home, the summer's tablet sales are Christmas in July
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new implantable transmitter provides a wireless option for biomedical devices, Bill Gates, hackers, the Mark of the Beast, COVID, and probably the Internet of Things as well
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
If you try to hold me accountable, I might get you your vaccine a little slower. Wouldn't that be a shame?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The rise and inevitable fall of the hate-fueled r/The_Donald. Hopefully not just a metaphor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Almost everything that went wrong with America's response to the pandemic was predictable and preventable"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Why does the military at least attempt to do a reasonable job of holding their people accountable for misdeeds while law enforcement is completely inept at it?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, look, it's THIS thread again. "President Trump Participates in a COVID-19 Response and Storm Preparedness Roundtable" -- live stream starting Soon™
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Thu July 30, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Teacher Union president tells federal and local authorities rushing to open schools against medical advice that there's just one teeny tiny flaw in their plans: Schools need teachers and her members can and will strike if they feel unsafe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#1 tennis player Ashleigh Barty refuses to travel to the U.S. to play in the US Open: "...it was a difficult decision but there are still significant risks involved due to COVID-19 and I don't feel comfortable putting my team and I in that position"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Whelp that didn't take long and was probably Inevitable: Fake Covid-19 "contact tracers" are now stealing personal data
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Narrator: Even Wharton School grads know that this doesn't portend a profitable future for Facebook
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