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Wed August 12, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Seven days in and the first full school closure starts tonight. Discussion about when to close them all has now started
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Great, now coronavirus is killing sex
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano: "I was acutely sick with Covid-19 in April. I still have many symptoms. I am what they call a 'long hauler.'"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano: "I was acutely sick with Covid-19 in April. I still have many symptoms. I am what they call a 'long hauler.'"
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Doctors and dentist warn of Mask Mouth. Mush Mouth, Yuck Mouth, and Hell Mouth unavailable for comment
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman says she's been battling severe COVID-19 symptoms for 131 days
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman says she's been battling severe COVID-19 symptoms for 131 days
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Seven Schools in the First Week
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
What is round on both sides but has COVID in the Middle?
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Four Days, Four Schools
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mandatory heart monitors with punishment for falling below 90% of maximum, 'conditioning' that including pressure on the groin and pelvis, punishment for displaying symptoms of depression. Navy Seals training? Nope, Texas Tech women's basketball
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
First Alaskan cruise of the year tentatively tries to leave port, immediately turns around after discovering a passenger caught Covid-19 on the flight there
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"They bought their tickets, I say let them crash"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new study says the UK risks a twice-as-big second COVID wave without better testing. Everybody keep calm and panic
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
I am the one who beats COVID-19
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Enlist in the US COVID-19 vaccine crops now. Kill nasty viruses for your country. Service guarantees immunity, maybe
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin has identified its first "probable human case" of West Nile Virus in 2020 because why the hell not?
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Degree of illness from COVID-19 is connected to the amount of virus inhaled. If only some sort of cheap, readily-available barrier method existed... Oh well, back to watching countries run by grownups leave America in the dust
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A skydiving trip will cost an arm and a leg but, if you're lucky, you might get the leg back
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can defeat COVID-19 and get back to some semblance of normal by October if we shut down EVERYTHING for two months and pay people to stay home. Difficulty: America
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In 2016, man escapes North Korea, and defects to the South. In 2020, facing a criminal investigation for sexual assault in South Korea, he decides to defect BACK to North Korea. Oh, and he's showing symptoms of the Coronavirus. The Aristocrats
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
People will lie to get sex. Now people willing to deny having Covid symptoms and/or a positive test to get sex
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a British plague story, just to keep things interesting. Also subby's 'hood when a yout
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first case of 'rona in an animal in the UK has been confirmed. It's a cat, so clearly that virus has no idea what it's gotten itself involved with
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, Marlins 14
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man at Alabama Baptist revival who infected 40 has "No nothing. Not a sniffle. Not a headache. Nothing." Gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, it's good enough for me
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has a potential case of COVID-19, declares state of emergency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oops?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Let the bodies hit the floor
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Anna Camp: "I didn't wear a mask outside just this one time. Oops"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's self-swab program kicks off. Meh, I've been doing that since I was twelve
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
AKB48+
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Sun July 19, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tested positive for COVID and won't self quarantine? How about some house arrest
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Sat July 18, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. The victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Comedian DL Hughley plays the straight man on Donnie and Kanye: "They both are amoral, they both are narcissistic"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, mink coats are about to become way more affordable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
12 employees at state emergency response center test positive for COVID-19. Dumbass tag already in ICU
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I'm doing well. I've been continuing my treatment and it's been paying off, though it does fatigue me a great deal. My numbers are good. I'm feeling great." What is, "Thanks for the update and best of luck, Alex?"
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Mike DeWine: Uhm, hi, Ohio. I know we did good to start, but COVID is starting to kick our ass. Now I'm not gonna mandate anything like the librul states, but could you please wear masks? Pretty please? With cherry on top?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, who personally pushed for Trump's Tulsa rally, tests positive for COVID-19
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctors remove NOPE from woman's tonsil
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Tue July 14, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
You must be well grounded to swim in this lake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Attorney General announces he won't be meeting with VP Pence when he visits the state on account of he got hisself a lil' touch of the 'rona aieeeegh
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
That big Fourth of July party on the lake has led to a Covid-19 outbreak. No, the other party on the lake. No, the other other party on the lake
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Mystery in Argentina as 57 sailors infected with COVID-19 when they were at sea for the last 35 days and were all tested before leaving and had 14 days quarantine
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So what is contact tracing, and how does it work with COVID-19?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Day care centers in New York City set to reopen. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Plague squirrels, you say? Eh, why not?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Owner Of a Broken Heart? My Corona (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After his covid scare, Jimmy Johnson is confused, frustrated, and afraid he may hit new lows
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Party boy who went to Fire Island on Long Island over the July 4th weekend to spread the 'rona gets kicked out of his parents' house over his failure to socially distance. Awwwww
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There it is (Tulsa edition)
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California Assembly postpones session indefinitely after Coronavirus outbreak
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I've got COVID. Film at eleven
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Denver cop fired for using whiteout to cover up crash during unauthorized chase, and by "using whiteout," we mean using actual whiteout to conceal the damage to his police cruiser
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Covid Corey spent eight days in quarantine so Fark you he hopes you get Covid and die if you have a problem with him partying maskless. Later apologizes by saying that video was directed at a friend and shouldn't have been posted to social media - ie is sorry he got caught
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tick-borne disease with Covid-like symptoms spreading in Michigan. We're running out of spaces on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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Sat July 04, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rare creature found in Florida, expected to starve
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
(Yet another) Alabama church discovers freedom of religion ≠ freedom from virus
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York's latest Coronavirus cluster traced to a man who knew he had symptoms but threw a party with dozens of guests because f*ck it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC food critic spends $20K on takeout during coronavirus pandemic while legally high on marijuana. That's some serious munchies
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I have to be at the quarantine in 26 minutes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For once Florida Gov. DeSantis is not wrong concerning the coronavirus pandemic and its recent surge
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trying to explain to the wife how you got COVID19 got a bit more awkward for those living in Vancouver
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Co-founder of ReOpen Maryland movement: "I was diagnosed yesterday at the ER with COVID-19 and here I am months after not wearing a mask at rallies, churches and so on and so it's funny how capricious this thing is"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An the great thing aboot it is that it's verra reasonably priced
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A French study suggests school kids don't spread the virus. At least, not when they're smoking or having a sippy cup of bordeaux
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Corona attempts a hostile takeover at Coors Field
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
So much for immunity from getting Covid more than once
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBA players get fancy rings that can detect COVID symptoms early. You get a dirty mask to wear while getting yelled at by people in the grocery store
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China finds heavy viral traces in the seafood and meat sections of the Beijing food market, calls on the melamine department to establish a new export division
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
This should end well: casino employee in Pittsburgh tests positive for COVID-19
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"The EFL can confirm that 2213 players and Club staff from the 24 Championship Clubs were tested over the course of the past week with eight individuals testing positive from six Clubs"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Red Cross is testing every blood and platelet donation for COVID-19 antibodies. You can't go in if you're showing symptoms, but it beats coughing on rich people and waiting for their tests to come back
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ posts new rules for personal care businesses to reopen next week: no walk-ins, screening required, rectal temperature checks, no magazines, blood of your first born, no handcuffs, no nose picking
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Mon June 15, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
How the one of the largest urban slums in the world beat a pandemic
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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Thu June 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to wear a scary mask this Halloween? Then wear your other mask now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Tell your mom to get ready to be busy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Poison Center records increase in poison exposures during pandemic, as many learn important life lessons such as "don't mix bleach and ammonia" and "don't breathe through a cloth soaked in disinfectant"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The WHO releases its new hit, Ball of Confusion
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WHO still trying to figure out what, where, when and why. Apparently all that social distancing may not have mattered at all, as asymptomatic transmission may be rare
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Q: "Where does an 800-pound gorilla get a CT scan?" A: "Anywhere it wants to" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Times Union)
 
 
 
2020 pulls a throwback move, figures now is the time to bring back the tick-borne disease that has symptoms just like COVID. Stores run out of DEET in 3...2
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
So, if you attended any protests or gatherings the past few days you should self-quarantine for 14 days now. And anyone you met with, live with, talked to, or interacted with should too
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you get a call from a number you don't recognize, don't automatically ignore it. The person on the other end could be calling from County Public Health Services to tell you you've been exposed to COVID-19." - yeah, good luck with that one
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaand, here come the mosquitoes carrying West Nile Virus and St Louis Encephalitis
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh you've probably got the 'rona, the question is how much did you get of it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico's hospitals are killing as many people as the Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo: "I have a shovel in the trunk of my car." Interesting thing to admit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeez, Hanks, we get it. You're better than the rest of us. Stop rubbing our noses in it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeez, Hanks, we get it. You're better than the rest of us. Stop rubbing our noses in it
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CFB is returning, and the fans, coaches, administrations, alumni, fund raisers, ticket scalpers, front-yard-parkers, TV crews, advertisers, etc. couldn't be happier. Did anyone ask the players?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Ladders)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Ewing out of hospital after testing positive for Covid-19
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK's Stephen Miller: That time during lockdown I drove to a castle with my family, I was just..um..testing my vision was good enough to drive. UK Police: Oh, FFS
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
Weeners
 
Are you pandemic-buying hot dogs like a weiner-crazed hotdog nut? Hotdogs are flying off the shelves at supermarkets these coronavirus days
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Iowa meatpacking plant worker dies from COVID-19 one week before he would've retired
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well I will bike 500 miles and I will bike 200 more, just to bring my daddy safe back home, even though he's sick and sore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well I will bike 500 miles and I will bike 200 more, just to bring my daddy safe back home, even though he's sick and sore
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new fidget spinner-like device can quickly detect UTIs in urine. It's advised you have your PPE fully deployed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you experience one or more of these 22 symptoms and were not born a redhead you may be transginger
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Tue May 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is what they're now calling the mystery coronavirus-related illness showing up in kids
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Study finds "Dr. Google" rarely provides the correct diagnosis on the first try. We needed a study for that?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Zumba leads to corona, study finds
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain says anyone who develops a lack of taste will need to self-isolate. So bad news, Manchester United fans
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dogs who can already smell cancer and Parkinson's Disease now being trained to sniff out COVID-19. Good boi? Nope, goodest boi
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stupid prize won
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hemorrhagic rabbit disease found in California for first time as one of the four horsemen goes for extra credit
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Three year old child diagnosed with Kawasaki after contracting COVID-19; will face an uphill battle of ridicule by Harley kids who shame him for buying foreign
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
United Natural Foods issues a voluntary recall of 'Wild Harvest Organic Fresh Basil' because it contains natural fresh wild organic parasites
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An under reported side-effect of the pandemic is the number of people presenting in public places with symptoms of Extreme Karen Syndrome
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another micro "car" that isn't going to save the planet
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you really want to show love to your mom on Mother's Day, just stay the fark home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci in "modified quarantine," which is a weird way of saying Guantanamo
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio uses one heck of a word salad to avoid saying that maybe if you people could do social distancing right the police would leave you alone, probably
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will I ever heal?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive US map of state COVID-19 testing and reopening. Basically, it's the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd, minus Texas City
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're losing our local colorful characters, village idiots, and resident weirdos to coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pelotons are the new toilet paper. You can't deny they both involve @ssholes
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Mon May 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
California man arrested and released three times in a day due to coronavirus restrictions. (w/why are you even bothering mugshot)
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Sun May 03, 2020
(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, yes, you can still take a Greyhound bus
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Spem reduxit (She has restored hope)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Grandma and Grandpa are high as a kite
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"I died from coronavirus...but I got better"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic will likely last until the middle of Biden's first term or Trump's corruption trial, whichever comes first
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
European Central Bank warns of an economic downturn worse than anything seen since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The States and Feds apparently can't get any decent COVID-19 testing off the ground, but apparently Rite Aid can
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The States and Feds apparently can't get any decent COVID-19 testing off the ground, but apparently Rite Aid can
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas: The Australia of America, except with guns
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you reopen a city, not by waving a magic wand or crossing your fingers
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists are experimenting with estrogen for males suffering from COVID-19 infection. Side-effects include earning 22% less per hour and being able to locate objects in the junk drawer
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Resistance is futile - it only lasts 18 months in some of Cisco's ASAs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The official Fark-sponsored cure for Coronavirus has failed initial trials in Iran
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oxford University, which was founded by Donald Trump in 1096, and named after a shoe style he also invented, takes the lead in Coronavirus vaccination trials
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For everyone who was wondering, Cardi B wants you to know that she's crying out in agony as she got a bikini wax during the virus lockdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccine activist who was arrested after she repeatedly refused orders by police to leave a playground that had been closed because of the pandemic has apologized, meaning six more weeks of quarantine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. That Sinister Minister is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
STD cases plummet now that your mom has to stay at home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nervous Republicans see the S.S. Trump sinking, and taking the Senate down with him
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Live in the South? Think your state is re-opening too soon? Unsure what to do? How about a thoughtful analysis of the situation from the heart of the "too soon zone"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reopening has begun, and may the odds be ever in your favor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pandemic or not, I shall have my rally crowd
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even a poor state can stop coronavirus from spreading. Difficulty level: woman Democratic governor
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Covid 19 hits America's salad bowl. Still plenty of flaming hot Cheetos to go around. So that's nice
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bezos has returned from his hidden volcano island lair
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases coronavirus tracking app, finally stepping up their Blue Screen of Death game
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has recovered from James Dolan
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dammit, Carole Baskin (shakes fist)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you REALLY need those gloves?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Different strokes for young adults with COVID, folks
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Picture shows how 9 people in a restaurant got the coronavirus thanks to the placement of an air conditioning unit, will mean you never look at an A/C unit the same way again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 rules for sheltering in place with nofarkingways, nopes, and well okays
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Covid toes now a thing
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Tue April 21, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo ''finally'' leaves harrowing quarantine that included day trips to his property in East Hampton and picking fights with bicyclists
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
RIP Skylar Herbert 2015 - 2020
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus symptoms include fever, phantom limbs, coughing...wait...go back one (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Symptoms of Covid-19 include dry cough, fever, amputation
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A deep dive into how to understand the testing figures being released. Short summary: the US is an outlier in number of positives, but it's still only those with obvious symptoms being counted
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Old-Spice might protect block certain unpleasant BO, but it does not protect against you catching the Covid-19 virus
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it's becoming apparent the virus attacks both ends
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy tests the entire crew of the USS Roosevelt and discovers that either the coronavirus test gives out a lot of false positives or there are way, way more asymptomatic cases than previously known
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Dry, wet, barking, hacking." Wine, dog, or cough descriptors?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The secret to beating the Corona virus? Giant's milk
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo reveals setback in his fight against coronavirus. That's one way to keep the status cuo at CNN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wrote a few weeks ago about my wife taking our kids to kindergarten playdates after the lockdown. She stopped taking them after seeing your response. It was too late; all the kids are showing symptoms, one in the hospital and may die. STAY HOME"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Got a COVID-19 test without insurance? That's a billing
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Silent but deadly. It's not just about farting anymore
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So why are we shut down for COVID-19, and weren't for SARS, MERS, swine flu, or ebola? Two factors: Virulence and deadliness. Those diseases only had one or the other. COVID has both
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Symptoms of coronavirus include cough, fever, too much darn sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman tests positive for coronavirus despite not leaving the house in 3 weeks. I mean, yeah, her husband leaves the house. And that one lady came by
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bad news sushi lovers: Since 1970, there has been a 283-fold increase in parasitic worms in fish. Good news: you get bonus 'food' inside your food
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