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Thu September 16, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Research reveals drug targets for memory enhancement. Going by the illustration, we should be tighter than a 2003 floppy disk any day now
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Psychosis risk linked to cats." D'AWW tab and Caturday regulars: *fingers in ears* LALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING ABC123ABC123 I'M NOT LISTENING
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Wed September 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Life imitating arts, Planet of the Apes edition
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Potentially game-changing blood test that aims to detect more than 50 types of cancer before symptoms appear. No not that one
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Sat September 11, 2021
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
The infamous cardboard beds of the Tokyo Olympic Village may be reused for COVID-19 patients in Osaka. "Those beds were for Olympians and they are high quality"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
HBO gives Bill Maher 3 more years to be neither smart nor funny on television
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News asks Surgeon General if they should expose children to Covid to "built up" immunity. No word if anyone can expose Fox News to a science textbook
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Wed September 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
He's a bastard. But, maybe not a farking bastard
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who started the whole 'recall Gavin Newsom' movement? Yep, Covid
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Tue September 07, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Weed can help relieve chronic pain, reduce PTSD symptoms, and help with MS. It also contributes to heart attacks. Harsh
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Mon September 06, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
SBD: farts or covid?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
56% of Farkers are having episodes of atrial fibrillation and don't know it
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nick Knaack, anti-vax, gave his girl the 'rone. This old man came wheezin' home
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Kimi unable to pass a covid test, will miss the Netherlands F1 race Sunday
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan's "medical" cocktail deemed a "crazy jumble" by someone who has a medical degree and was never on Newsradio
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
SureJan.gif
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Do you remember how some kids have been prone to mysterious COVID-19 side effects? Sadly, it's time for a reminder
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
After losing two teachers to Coronavirus in the span of a week, a Waco Tx school decides to close...temporarily. They're gonna wipe the whole thing down with a few Clorox wipes and be back up and running-maskless-after Labor day
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Fri August 27, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
KISS Covid-19 hello
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
KISS Covid-19 hello
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Some Insomniac)
 
 
 
Caution: melatonin might make you sleepy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
No shiat? No, shiat
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Wed August 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
First they came for the hotdog buns. Then they came for the salami. Now they've come for the pork rinds, and the salmonella trifecta is complete
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First they came for the hotdog buns. Then they came for the salami. Now they've come for the pork rinds, and the salmonella trifecta is complete
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are reaching out for mental health counseling but forgetting that this is America and we don't actually do that
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
That's not very neighborly of you, Hostess
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Alex Jones gives birth. No word if gay frogs were involved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
CeeDeeCee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite being vaccinated, Barry Sanders couldn't outrun COVID-19
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Mon August 23, 2021
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Congressman Clay Higgins (R-Louisiana) and family get Covid variant. Begs state for monoclonal antibody treatment. Conveniently forgets to tell people to get vaccinated
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
VIO-LENCE vocalist Sean Killian hospitalized with CO-VID
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke sicks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Having no use for books, Florida recycles libraries into COVID wards
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Covid? Clarissa explains it all
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Delta's rise is fuelled by rampant spread from people who feel fine, Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Average American says they only have 13 truly pain-free days every year. Subby just popped another Tylenol as he typed this and wished for just one day
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott demonstrates his commitment to COVID-19
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Fri August 13, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson--yes, THE Bruce Dickinson--has Covid-19. Eddie voluntarily isolating
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yesterday had sniffles. Woke up with stuffy nose, but it went away. No other symptoms. Do I have Covid? (Pfizer vaccinated)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yesterday had sniffles. Woke up with stuffy nose, but it went away. No other symptoms. Do I have Covid? (Pfizer vaccinated)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sturgis: I will spread more Covid than any event EVER. Lollapalooza: Hold my bong and watch THIS
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
You're granted the ability to swap out one single body part/organ with an identical, yet brand-new and perfectly functioning version. What do you pick?
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
West Nile has entered the Texas Covid room
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And in other disease news, Marburg--Ebola's even deadlier cousin--has popped up in Africa. Looks like it's time to reread that mid-90s book The Hot Zone
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Surprise. Long COVID-19 symptoms can also include COVID-19 psychosis. "You thought you survived COVID, but you're not thinking about the aftereffects of COVID"
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Mon August 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Guess you should have worn a mask
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson debating if the third time should be the charm with COVID
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Sun August 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tobacco company is trying to buy a company that makes inhalers that treat (but not cure) the symptoms caused by its own tobacco products, Brilliant
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Sat August 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Quarterback sacked from spokesperson gig
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Wed August 04, 2021
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
No masking? How about no quarantining?
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Tue August 03, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allllllvinnn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allllllvinnn
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Montel Williams pleads for people to wear masks, get vaccinated, and stop lying to him like he's Montel Williams
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Mon August 02, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Alvin... Simon... the Plague. Wait, what?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lindsey fetches his fainting couch
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Maskless Missouri mass makes mad at mask mandate meeting. Maskless Missouri mass meets mutant. Maskless Missouri mass must quarantine. Missouri
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Fri July 30, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Another Republican exhibits symptoms of post-FAFO syndrome
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Sun July 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"I never thought the coronavirus would come for me," said the face-eating leopard
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Fri July 23, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The common cold is becoming common again
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dumbass doubles down: COVID-19 patient in Louisiana says he'd opt for hospitalization again over vaccine
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Mon July 19, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You gave me the janky vaccine? YOU GAVE ME THE JANKY VACCINE??
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Language can help reduce mental health and addiction stigma. but probably not here. You'll get over it
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Sun July 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You can run from Republicans, but not the 'Rona
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Save Yourself From 'Dead Butt Syndrome'
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Fully Vaccinated Rikki Rockett test positive for Covid, thus completing the entertainment tab covid trifecta
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Fully Vaccinated Rikki Rockett test positive for Covid, thus completing the entertainment tab covid trifecta
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Wheeze Khalifa?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Covid long-haulers can have as many as 200 symptoms across 10 organ systems. Basically if it can itch, hurt, or fail on your body, covid can get in there
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Covid long-haulers can have as many as 200 symptoms across 10 organ systems. Basically if it can itch, hurt, or fail on your body, covid can get in there
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India: IN THIS CORNER we have the Delta Variant, the latest deadly mutation of Covid-19. AND IN THE FAR CORNER we have the Zika virus, the mosquito-born microcephaly menace. Let's GET IT ON
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Thu July 08, 2021
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
New Delta Variant data confirms that it presents with symptoms that more closely mimic a common cold, unless you're not vaccinated, and then it may cause you to contract common death
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spider bite nearly kills local man. Australia? The Everglades? Sumatra? Scotland
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Tue July 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thousands in India receive tin cans and string instead of legitimate 5G devices
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists say mask wearing is here to stay
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Sat July 03, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Remember that story about parishioners being idiots that hasn't even had an opportunity to hit the main page? Here's a story about 125+ parishioners getting COVID-19 from a church camp in Texas
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Husband-to-be gets cold feet, body at altar as bride walks up the aisle (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 01, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Delta variant symptoms appear to differ from traditional covid symptoms. In other news, covid is now entrenched enough to be considered "traditional"
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Sat June 26, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
If you are allergic to shellfish, you should not eat frozen shrimp due to anaphylaxis. If you are not allergic to shellfish, you should not eat frozen shrimp due to salmonella
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Long covid symptoms may be caused by a reactivation of Epstein-Barr virus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uh oh...more fuel for the fire. CDC says there is a LIKELY link between rare heart inflammation in young people after Covid shot
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Fri June 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New Covid study hints at long-term loss of brain tissue. Anti-vaxxers and pandemic deniers: We can't lose what we don't have
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns discover what could possibly go wrong with playing in packed arenas and greeting fans without wearing masks as guard Chris Paul tests positive for COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean finds its inaugural cruise postponed after two crew members test positive for Covid-19
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Mon June 14, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
A cold caused by delta coronavirus is contagious, just like all the other colds you brought into the office because you don't know to stay home when you're sick
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
UnitedHealthcare is going to decide what "emergency" means, and will stick people with the bill after the fact if their ER visit wasn't enough of an emergency
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Fake boobies disease is real
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
People suffering from long COVID reporting rapid improvement after getting vaccinated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mysterious brain syndrome grips Canada, with symptoms including insomnia, impaired motor function and hallucinations such as nightmarish visions of the dead. Possible causes include cellphone towers, fracking, and time-traveling COVID-19 vaccines
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
New "mystery illness" now spreading viciously across America. Also known as the common cold
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sure you've got a long Covid but what about the girth?
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"The risk of large-scale spread is extremely low"
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Wed June 02, 2021
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Side effects of Farkitol includes vomiting, santorum, anniversaries of missing coed white girls, and dry mouth. If these symptoms persist or become worse, please see your local Farker for memes
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Because we've 100% eradicated Covid-19, people have stopped testing and we're all going back to normal. Wait, that might not be such great news everyone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnnd...here comes the H10N3 bird flu
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
The FDA would like to warn you about some mushrooms that will make you feel funny. Not that kind of funny, in fact not funny, not even slightly amusing... kind of green around the gills actually
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
After 3000 years of depression the solution is still food and beer
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Tue May 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
...and now the latest data for how efficient the vaccine shots are against COVID
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ah jeez, not this again
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Fri May 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The medical weed firm backed by Snoop now chilling on the London Stock Exchange
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Chipotle restaurant thinks it is a cruise ship
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
But have you every tried live-fire exercises on weed?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Dammit Gerry
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