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headlines found matching 'Surgery'
Sat July 21, 2018
(ELLE)
 
 
 
A source "close to Meghan Markle" is now claiming her dad faked his heart surgery to get out of having to attend her wedding. And by "close source", we mean someone who once saw a photo of Meghan in a magazine and can usually spell her name
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old was forced to remain in the classroom and watch her classmates have fun at a good attendance celebration because she had had surgery that caused her to miss class for two weeks
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Bicyclist finds injured dog, carries him on his back into town and finds him medical treatment and a forever home
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Tue July 17, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Tapeworm in your gut. New hotness: Tapeworm in your spine
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
82-year-old man with world's longest fingernails (which he had been growing for 66 years--some of them as much as 6 feet long) cuts fingernails off to sell to museum. Apparently he needed a little scratch
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Baby hears mom's voice for first time after getting cochlear implants packaged with lots of dust
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man checking out car for sale surprised by intrusive horn
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Headline: I know my £100k cosmetic surgery addiction could kill me, but at least I'll look good in my coffin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers..." "Wait ... those last two give me an idea"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot: Tying a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth. Not: Tying a USB cord into a knot in your bladder
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Mon July 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shark plays the pull my finger game with completely different results
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
75 percent of all Tommy John surgeries are performed on teenage pitchers, all of whose parents are convinced their boy will become the next Tommy John with the surgery, if not better. Raising the alarm: Dr. Tommy John, son of THE Tommy John
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trade war with USA hurting Rwandan used clothes vendors as they have finally run out of all of the 2007 Patriots T-shirts that read "19-0"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman has 50-pound nope removed after unexplained health issues
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Wed June 27, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Doctors create ESOs from LFA to complete GRS for FTM transition. Surgeon says it wasn't that hard, but it will be
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Tue June 26, 2018
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Man escapes justice with help from an imaginary razor blade and ceiling tiles
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(KBTX College Station)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas hospital done blowed up
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery, once experiencing sagging profits, now sees a dramatic lift in number of procedures
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
They take one of ours out at the ballot box, we put one of theirs in the hospital - it's the Appalachian Trail way
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Fri June 22, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jim Kelly's procedure surgery 'went well'
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Thu June 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic phires phrankphurter into phemale phan's phace. Phark is not your personal erotica site
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck just threw a football for the first time in 243 days. Maybe he'll throw another one 243 days from now
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tis but a scratch (GRAPHIC images & NSFW content on page)
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Sat June 16, 2018
(myAJC)
 
 
 
Dancing doctor demands a dance off with the Georgia medical board that suspended her ability to practice. How will she get ready for the dance off if she can't practice?
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The hottest player in baseball needs Tommy John surgery and will be out until 2020
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania Trump can't join the president because she had surgery. Donald Trump insists she is doing great while pointing into nowhere stating "she is right there." This is not a repeat from a few days ago
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Wed June 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yup. Eyelid surgery. Look how open her eyes are now
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Simione Giertz's surgery successful. Tag is for "she woke up long enough to make an inappropriate joke"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Police on lookout for suspects who fled from cosmetic surgery clinic without paying for £2,000 worth of Botox and lip fillers. Suspects described as 'slightly disturbing looking' (pics)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We had a choice of steak or fish. Ah yes, I remember. I had the Lasagna Penile Reconstruction Surgery
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump has been writing Melania's tweets. Apparently, her recent tweet, "scumbag cheating husband wants me to make him look good but no amount of plastic surgery would make cheeto-head look half human" was unacceptable
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rockies fan was wondering why the foul ball was getting bigger and then it hit him
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Wed May 30, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Simone Giertz is going in for her brain surgery today
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Woman finally has needle removed after pinhead surgeon left it in her birth canal
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Patient says she woke up from surgery in hotel room with sandwich in hand. No word on if it was a BLT
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former billionaire 'Catwoman' files for bankruptcy after blowing through her fortune, making bad plastic surgery decisions
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid being treated for pancreatic cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania Trump undergoes kidney surgery, still has huge orange pain in her ass
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
It's flying bounce house season again
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Sat May 12, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Change your name, move overseas, consider massive facial reconstructive surgery, because 65k texts girl is back and on video
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Asian Age)
 
 
 
Another reason not to get tattoos: they can confuse the shiat out of surgeons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
McCain: Yeah, I gave Comey the Steele dossier. And I'd do it again. *Drops mic*
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Geena Davis tells her 4th husband that she wants to start a league of her own
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Tue May 08, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt is back
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Becky visits little girl burned by a marijuana explosion. The dust is getting in subby's eyes, just leave me alone
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Fri May 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A 132-pound ovarian tumor is removed. Now with pics
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Thu May 03, 2018
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you are the proud parent of a 132-pound ovarian cyst
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Wed May 02, 2018
(TSN)
 
 
 
"I know we didn't suspend Tom Wilson for that hit the other night but it's not like he'll do it again." Narrator, "He did it again"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Kid falls out of tree and breaks hand. Fark: Which is later amputated because doctors put his cast on too tight and cut off the circulation
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Girl with bone cancer has leg reattached backwards so she can dance, freak out neighbors
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Injured Ryan Shazier walks onto NFL Draft stage to make Steelers' first pick
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rhinoceros at Chicago zoo undergoes a CT scan for a nasal obstruction. If the condition is serious enough, veterinarians may be called in for rhino-plasty
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Medical transcription service leaks the patient medical records of thousands of doctors. Shame about Drew's liver
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Gronk met with coach today and informed him Gronk be back for the 2018 season with the Pats. Gronk working out, staying in shape and feel great"
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Trenton girl uses lemonade stand to raise money, thank hospital for kind treatment of sister
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is someone else's
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Naturopaths say it's ridiculous that the government, courts, and medical board won't let them perform surgery and prescribe drugs just because they aren't real doctors
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Tell me Calf-er lover, have your braynes ever seen the loight of daey?"
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician ridiculed for claim that ancient texts show India invented the internet. In his defense there are an awful lot of depictions of the Kama Sutra on the net
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Obama speech ever. "Stay woke, biatches" (NSFW language)
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Mon April 16, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Argument between two golfers leaves a hole in one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
German doctor is charged with killing his lover by sprinkling cocaine on himself before having her perform oral sex, which gives a whole new meaning to "coke head"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Grandmother shot in the face by stray bullet, lives to tell the tale to her grandchildren, who will pretend to be interested after hearing it ten times
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Fri April 13, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger is feeling good but not great after heart surgery, just wants to say "Hasta la vista, baby" to the struggles associated with it
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man denies shooting off own testicle with sawed-off shotgun
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to alive
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
I'm having very minor surgery this weekend, and I won't be able to get up and walk around for four or five days. I'm looking for suggestions of shows and movies for my wife and I to watch while I'm incapacitated
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Update on Boston Bruins Brandon Carlo has been issued. Short version: Bruins are hosed
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Update on Boston Bruins Brandon Carlo has been issued. Short version: Bruins are hosed
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are assholes, and then there are "suing 10-year-old child because I ran into her bike while jogging" assholes
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(Today)
 
 
 
♫ And we're slow dancin', swayin' to the music, Slow dancin', just me and my girl, Slow dancin', swayin' to the music, No one else in the whole wide world, just you and Caturday ♫
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons agree that they have never seen a patient with so much gall
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons agree that they have never seen a patient with so much gall
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Ric Romero News special correspondent Captain Obvious reports that losing weight may improve your love life
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The one where the guy's beer belly is a 30-pound tumor
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The one where the guy's beer belly is a 30-pound tumor
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If there wasn't already enough to worry about with Australian wildlife, the snakes are now eating slippers
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Mon March 26, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nobody deserves to wander the desert surviving on only cactus and human urine. Not even an attorney
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Samantha Martin, the founder and trainer of the Amazing Acro-Cats - who has also rescued and found homes for 216 felines over the years - needs your help to say 'fark cancer' on Caturday
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