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headlines found matching 'Surgery'
Sun August 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell decides he no longer needs an intact spine
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Park Avenue plastic surgeon fights 'dozens of imposters' catfishing patients online. If only there was a way he could make himself stand out
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Danish prince discharged from hospital after brain surgery, will remain sixth in line to become the King of Danishes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
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Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Health.com)
 
 
 
Doctors upset about study calling online bikini photos "blatantly unprofessional" respond by posting bikini photos online. #Medbikini
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion tells about how she was almost put down
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop an edible, biocompatible, and biodegradable optical fiber from marine algae. Brain surgery and sushi will never be the same
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree hiker is stranded in God's country for 40 hours, climbs one-tree hill in search of food. He eventually manages to exit, but bad situation could have been a Sunday bloody Sunday if rescuers still hadn't found what they're looking for
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Women's Health)
 
 
 
First time e-mailer, long time viewer. Please have your thyroid checked. The lump on your neck reminds me of mine when I was diagnosed with cancer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The number of heart transplants declined sharply during the pandemic even as the number of donors continues to rise
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
In this month's episode of 'Surprise Medical Bill', the rise of the out of network Surgical Assistant when every other component of the surgery was in-network
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In this month's episode of 'Surprise Medical Bill', the rise of the out of network Surgical Assistant when every other component of the surgery was in-network
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I can't date anyone with the same name as a family member; cousin, parent, what have you. Is that a weird hangup or is it normal?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NBC's Savannah Guthrie undergoing surgery after being hit by train
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
I was just clearing brush when I took a rod to the back
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Chronic wounds may soon be treated using frickin' laser beams
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Cosmetic surgery in person. New Hotness: New bewbs by phone (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Cosmetic surgery in person. New Hotness: New bewbs by phone (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New Orleans occupational therapist builds a 'Doggie-vator' stair lift for her three elderly rescued pug dogs, fills the room with sawdust
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British racing driver Katherine Legge breaks leg testing for European Le Mans Series
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Captain America passes shield to littlest Avenger
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, big sigh of relief, everyone: Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been discharged from hospital and is doing well
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't interrupt a bear making porridge in your kitchen
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Your facemask makes you uncomfortable? Get over it," says surgeon who has strong words for the pro-Coronavirus crowd
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz, who used to perform surgery on people, thinks the virus can't survive too well in 78 degree high humidity environments. You know, like Florida... or a pair of lungs
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
From floating guts and 'sticky' blood to the inevitable out-of-network and "MUST BE PRECERTIFIED" costs - how to perform surgery in space
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
From floating guts and 'sticky' blood to the inevitable out-of-network and "MUST BE PRECERTIFIED" costs - how to perform surgery in space
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Wed July 08, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't worry J.K. Rowling issues another statement to attempt to dig up. "Young people struggling with their mental health are being shunted towards hormones and surgery when this may not be in their best interests." Her publicist seen weeping
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law suffered a stroke, had brain surgery, and now she's a total biatch. Can she go back to the nice person she was?"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs pitcher Jose Quintana has surgery on lacerated thumb suffered from strenuous activity. And by "strenuous activity" I mean "washing dishes"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Is it more impressive that the monkey survived or that someone taught a pig how to do transplants? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
3D printed shoe inserts for the 'feetus may have new hope for those with the 'beetus
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Santa Anita dog food and glue stocks replenished
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Past Pat Pat Pass pissed players played pensioners
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Past Pat Pat Pass pissed players played pensioners
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
The most hardcore athlete any of us will ever read about is out of surgery and may yet survive. Scary tag was the only one to answer the call
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
It is apparently 2020 in Taiwan, too: "Taipei City Councilor Chiu Wei-chieh had pledged that he would snap one chopstick in two with his buttocks for every 10,000 votes exceeding 400,000 in the recall vote against then-Kaohsiung mayor Han Kuo-yu"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's officially 'kids hurt as bouncy house blows away' season
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In this story's defence, it starts with a dairy-based low-speed non-collision and a poop-flinging incident before becoming horrifically brutal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anson Williams files for divorce for the second time this year, demanding a second Fark headline saying his Happy Days are over, this time I mean it
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federer takes a knee on the rest of 2020
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old Italian woman undergoes brain surgery. Of course, she cooks for everyone in the process
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's why you're backing up Drew Brees, right Jameis Winston?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Vicodin, ketamine, and caffeine: next Saturday night or the ingredients of a good space pharmacy?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man takes a crossbow arrow to the chest, casually walks into hospital knowing that if it was to the knee it would have been more difficult to casually walk (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the last time, guys: Pee-pees are EXIT ONLY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the last time, guys: Pee-pees are EXIT ONLY
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elton John takes a knee. Scratch that .... Elton John gives a knee to an ex
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Florida offers drive-through Botox to quarantined residents." Trying to improve this headline would be like putting lipstick on a pig
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
In news Farkers can use, scientists have grown tiny livers in a lab to go along with your tiny fist
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Wed June 03, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Archer to stay out of Danger Zone until 2021
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sky Brown earth bound
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Maggots in my telehealth? What kind of digi-voodoo is next?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Article: "Virus lockdown forces Brits to be own dentists" You mean they weren't doing themselves before the lockdown
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in magic bullets: 7 protesters surrounding a police car in Louisville were shot last night, but it's 'unclear who shot them'
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey says, I passed away after I had brain surgery. Then I came back. Explains alot
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever watch a stoned monkey attempt brain surgery?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hospital angrily denies presence of snake in operating theatre, insists there was only a monkey
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Thu May 21, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
More details on the Batwoman story. Ruby wasn't harassed into quitting. She wasn't afraid of getting injured again. She just didn't like the role and was a pain in the ass to work with
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not everyone is happy about quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's haircut and beard trim, though the train station remodel remains quite popular
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Botched Brazilian butt lift left model unable to sit for 6 months (NSFW)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Batwoman leaves Batwoman. Still not enough for CW not to renew a series
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Tue May 19, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What season?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cure found for the 'rona: shove a flashlight up your nose
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Decades of global progress are about to be undone by Coronavirus
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Mon May 11, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
The cool thing about rock musicians is that they'll literally answer any question you ask of them
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Sat May 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hospital executives: "Hey front line caregivers, thanks for risking your lives by working during a pandemic but profits are down so we're going to be laying people off. Happy nurses week"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Of all the types of work you would think would not layoff workers in a pandemic it would be healthcare workers. But doctors, nurses, and support staff are being laid off by the thousands
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
John Cena does something good during the COVID-19 pandemic by making a surprise visit to a 7-year old boy battling cancer. FARK cancer
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
75-year-old man, with no more farks to give, injured one cop when his 140 mph chase ended by ramming his car into the trooper's car... then he proceeded to injure two other cops in a subsequent fight
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There are essential services and then there are ESSENTIAL services
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Patient pets (mostly doggos) waiting for their stuffies to come out of surgery
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Thu April 30, 2020
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Dog in Australia gives birth to 21 puppies. The 21st puppy should be named Blackjack
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeons on what's happening to celebrities' faces during the pandemic shutdown. Creepy tag locked itself in the bathroom after critical implant slip
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Business Today)
 
 
 
Looks like Kim Jong Un's doctor was so afraid what would happen to him if he'd mess up the heart surgery, his hands were starting to shake. You know the rest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Panic-buying grips North Korea amid rumors of Kim Jong Un's demise". No word on how much toilet paper, if any, is left
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Sun April 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lucas the cat sits patiently and watches as his Grandma performs surgery on his favorite toy
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Sat April 25, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Price Is Right's announcer George Gray has won the Showcase Showdown and will be taking home...three massive heart attacks
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Given the choice to listen to a plastic bottle or the president of the United States, I beg you: Listen to the plastic bottle"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, Kim Jong Un probably already dead and buried
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Denise Richards: I don't want my kids to be the kind of girls their dad would have whored around with
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
B.C. doctor invents 'fairly simple' device that aims to curb the spread of COVID-19 in hospitals, has incredible eyebrows
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The schadenfreude is strong with the Kim Jong Un memes following reports that he's in 'grave danger'
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Mon April 20, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Common canine behaviors misinterpreted by anthropomorphizing journalist for human interest story
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unable to find enough current news, investigative story run on Michael Jackson's nose
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oh, those poor hospitals, losing out on profit from elective surgeries because the health care industry is all about cash
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
NEW light AND sound IMaGING will MAKE heart SURgerIES safER
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona COVID patient becomes member of rare club: one of roughly 10, world wide, who survived not just a ventilator but being hooked to an ECMO machine. Wait until he gets the bill
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Crew of USS Mercy has become a hotspot
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Tue April 14, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Reporters are not supposed to be the story, but sometimes they can't help it
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Man raises £2m for the NHS on a sponsored walk - in his garden - and is still going. Oh, and he's a 99-year-old WW2 vet who's doing it out of gratitude for his hip replacement surgery. What's your excuse?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
1,200 infected on Long Island, and that's just the healthcare workers
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Sun April 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Please continue to stay the feck at home, unless you want to be intubated by a proctologist
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