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Fri July 23, 2021
		Mississippi asks the Supreme Court to reclassify women as property source: politico.com \| share:	192
		Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	73
		Actions have consequences, QAnon Shaman. Even if you DO suffer from mental illness source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	132
		Jesse Lee Peterson: We shouldn't let women be smarter than a man source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	155
		After fifteen years, James Brown's family can get back in the hot tub source: nme.com \| share:	10
		Chicago makes sensible choice about masks in schools source: thehill.com \| share:	56

Thu July 22, 2021
		File a fake election suit, win a real bar complaint: Texas edition source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	31
		Missouri Supreme Court unanimously tells state lawmakers they actually have to listen to voters source: abc17news.com \| share:	74
		54? Guess we can rule out unhinged rage as a beauty regimen source: wlbt.com \| share:	30
		The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face source: cnn.com \| share:	89
		Turns out the FBI put "investigate Brett Kavanaugh" on their calendar but never actually did it source: forbes.com \| share:	89
		Prosecutors had enough evidence to charge Trump ally Tom Barrack last year but held off until Il Douche was out of power and couldn't pardon him source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		In a 3-1 ruling, NLRB embraces giant inflatable rats. Scabby/Gritty 2024 source: news.bloomberglaw.com \| share:	23
		Bill O'Reilly doesn't want anyone discussing his falafel preferences source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	57

Wed July 21, 2021
		Appeals Court upholds Michigan law that prohibits people from renting buses or vans and giving people free rides to the polls, because that prevents voter fraud by...umm...well.. because...because fark people without a car, that's why source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	72

Tue July 20, 2021
		BREAKING: Barrack arrested on federal charge. Oh, BAM source: cnbc.com \| share:	144
		And the latest idiot to be arrested for storming the Capitol on 1/6 is a DEA Agent....who filmed himself doing it and posed with his badge and firearm source: independent.co.uk \| share:	83

Mon July 19, 2021
		Don't pump for drunks source: krqe.com \| share:	45
		This Republican wants to be your Buddy (Hero tag is grading on a curve to reward good behavior) source: mediaite.com \| share:	22

Fri July 16, 2021
		Dream Over: TX judge declares DACA illegal, forbids further applications source: nbcnews.com \| share:	109
		99.9 Fahrenheit degrees. Stable now, with rising possibilities. It could be normal but it isn't quite, could make you want to stay awake at night in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	123

Thu July 15, 2021
		Going to a hospital for a blood test to prove you weren't drinking because your Bell's palsy prevents you from blowing into a breathalyzer? Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have one source: cbc.ca \| share:	84
		"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz source: thehill.com \| share:	38

Wed July 14, 2021
		Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican source: bbc.com \| share:	76
		Hi, I would like to cash $1.4 million of legitimate postal money orders, please source: justice.gov \| share:	18
		You've watched the last four years happen, and them trying to pretend 1/6 never happened and you can STILL ask that question? source: politico.com \| share:	141
		Olympian Jordan Chiles' mother to enter federal prison on day daughter competes for gold source: koin.com \| share:	28
		Larry Klayman now complaining that a Trump-appointed Federal Judge, not of an Obama-appointed judge, presided over Roy Moore's lawsuit against Sasha Barton Cohen. Case was dismissed with prejudice because Moore signed clause allowing deception on show source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	70

Tue July 13, 2021
		I've seen your picture, your name in lights above it. This is your big debut, it's like a dream come true, so won't you smile for the camera? I know they're gonna love the MSNBC Discussion thread, Live at 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	177
		Michael Wolff on why President Trump gave him access to write his book:"The fact that he was talking to me might only reasonably be explained by his absolute belief that his voice alone has reality-altering powers" source: axios.com \| share:	61
(Missouri Independent)		Wisdom of Solomon: Missouri Supreme Court to hear arguments on Medicaid expansion and Missouri Attorney General suggests how to split the baby: let people become eligible for coverage without actually providing it source: missouriindependent.com \| share:	33
(Some Guy)		No treason or sedition charges for any January 6 Capitol Hill rioters so far. WTF? source: newsnationnow.com \| share:	272

Mon July 12, 2021
		Seattle police officers who lied about being among the throng of terrorists attacking the Capitol might actually receive a little more than the usual paid vacation source: vice.com \| share:	54
		Why would a Sovereign Citizen care who was president? BTW if you are in court and God, who is all powerful, didn't stop your appearance God must want you in court. To clarify God thinks you're a jerk too source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	71
		Nine in ten Americans agree the climate is changing. Six out of ten acknowledge that people are at fault ... and yet we still aren't doing nearly enough to slow it down, much less stop it source: today.yougov.com \| share:	45
		"How is this the United States, where we're supposed to have more freedoms than anywhere else in the world, and we're incarcerating people for not having money?" source: al.com \| share:	144

Sun July 11, 2021
		Texas GOP: "Never give up, never surrender" source: vox.com \| share:	112

Sat July 10, 2021
		Founder of terrorist organization Oath Keepers spotted at CPAC source: salon.com \| share:	67

Fri July 09, 2021
		Remington explains why they provided opposing counsel things like "filet minion" instead of the emails they wanted source: npr.org \| share:	15
		When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out source: politico.com \| share:	49
		"I know three people who died of covid and was raised from the dead, and I have proof, but god didn't give me permission to show you the proof" source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	99
		White farmers file lawsuit, claiming Biden's loan forgiveness program discriminates against them source: kstp.com \| share:	107

Thu July 08, 2021
		"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that" source: axios.com \| share:	83

Wed July 07, 2021
		Hair dye melts steel beams source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		Abbott schedules special session so the Texas legislature can pass bill letting them steal elections source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	32
		Let's see what the bar thinks of Trump's lawsuit and ...oh my source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	95
		No bond for the criminal mastermind who helpfully chronicled his terrorism all over social media so that the feds could come scoop him up like a big, dumb goldfish source: detroitnews.com \| share:	11
		And thus, Jesus proclaimed "Let he who is without sin, throw the first Molotov Cocktail" source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		The insurrection was planned piece by piece, but every step was treacherous, especially for those that were barefoot source: thehill.com \| share:	32
		Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead source: ctpost.com \| share:	50
		The Feds will never identify me, I was wearing two masks while posing as a member of Antifa and filming the January 6th riot source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	60
		Americans really do not like landlords. Or paying rent, for that matter source: today.yougov.com \| share:	116
		"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father" source: yahoo.com \| share:	44

Tue July 06, 2021
		Slag pit, stag shiat / Honey bring it close to my lips, yes / Don't blow those brains yet / We gotta be big, boy, we gotta be big / Starfcker just like my daddy, yes / Starfcker just like my daddy, yes. MSNBC Discussion thread, 7PM EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	287
		"The Manchin-Sinema posture is, in the end, an unconvincing exercise in denial" source: slate.com \| share:	75
		Today is National Fried Chicken Day, so let's all get our Leeeeeroy Jenkins on and charge into deliciousness source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	16

Mon July 05, 2021
		"Here Are 5 Takeaways From The Supreme Court Term" source: npr.org \| share:	78
		Now here you are with your Faith, and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle the MSNBC Discussion Thread, live at 7:00 pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	120

Sun July 04, 2021
		Not news: Hobby lobby posts full page ad in newspapers. Fark: Full of bible quotes about how the United States should be led by Christians source: snopes.com \| share:	218
		Natives: "These mining guys are gonna fark up our sacred land that has sustained us for generations and contains the remains of our ancestors." Mining Company: Yosemite Sam noises "But thar's GOOOLD in them thar hills" source: cbc.ca \| share:	116

Sat July 03, 2021
		FBI starts arresting peaceful US Capitol tourists for not being so peaceful when they encountered journalists source: stripes.com \| share:	45
		The first rule of committing financial crimes is don't make spreadsheets of the crimes that you've committed source: vanityfair.com \| share:	97
		OK, if this US Supreme Court ruling tells us what happens to Amish "gray water" then Subby has a different question: Where do the Amish poop and what happens to that? source: upi.com \| share:	82

Fri July 02, 2021
		Ammon Bundy found guilty after prosecutors didn't sabotage their case this time source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	67
		Long weekend 4th of July opener FHF MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	127
		A half-blind terrier that snaps at any fingers near its mouth? A drunk rhesus monkey with two hands full of feces? A slightly irregular river rock smeared in peanut butter and paste? A string of hooked but not quite dead river trout? So many choices source: slate.com \| share:	37
		It's totes normal for Congresspersons to take trips with insurrectionists, apparently source: cnn.com \| share:	98
		SCOTUS: Shaddup and sell that gay couple your flowers source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	175
		Biden elevates hypothetical link between global warming and Surfside condo collapse. Sure is salty down there source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	67
		Old busted: Release the Kraken. New hotness: Release the Kagan source: thehill.com \| share:	33

Thu July 01, 2021
		Walmart is in legal fight with Texas for their right to party source: austin.culturemap.com \| share:	21
		Two out of Nine SCOTUS justices agree you should not have the right to sue if your voting rights are limited. Guess which two source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	53
(Some Dead Guy)		Scalia 2010: "I do not look forward to a society which, thanks to the Supreme Court, campaigns anonymously . . . hidden from public scrutiny and protected from the accountability of criticism" source: brennancenter.org \| share:	22
		BBC News confuses Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton in hilarious but understandable slip-up source: metro.co.uk \| share:	60
		Rich people win again source: npr.org \| share:	88
		Supreme Court: Voter suppression is A-OK with us. Restrict away, Republican states source: yahoo.com \| share:	249

Wed June 30, 2021
		Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming source: nbcnews.com \| share:	61
		Supreme Court issues a 5-4 ruling in a case involving a woman's uterus source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	47
		Turns out Cosby spoke freely about drugging and raping women after the first case was closed, and that testimony can't be used against him. Up next: O.J. Simpson's upcoming new book "I did it" expected to top US bestseller lists source: nbcnews.com \| share:	218
		Remember the Colorado baker who wouldn't make a wedding cake? He's branched out in to not making birthday cakes source: cnn.com \| share:	252

Tue June 29, 2021
		Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	96
		US House to vote to remove Confederate statues (again). In other news, they probably won't (again). It's almost like there's a Giant Obstruction Party in the way of doing what's right source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Supreme court rules 6-3 that George Floyding a prisoner to death while he was already shackled and in leg irons might not be covered under "qualified immunity" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	80
		Wait, so you mean I CAN own a cannon? source: thehill.com \| share:	344
		Derek Chauvin closing in on federal plea deal, will serve time in federal prison, not state source: minnesota.cbslocal.com \| share:	119
		Total BS: Mike Lindell Urges SCOTUS to 'Immediately' Reinstate Trump and 'Get Rid of Communists' source: msn.com \| share:	192
		Supreme Court rules that marijuana is just a plant and you have the right to grow it at home source: theguardian.com \| share:	105

Mon June 28, 2021
		Canadian anti-lockdown anti-masker anti-vaxxer celebrity finally gets his day in Zoom Chaos Court, only to be shot down in flames for his lawyer's failure to file paperwork properly source: vice.com \| share:	59
		Lawsuit over Abu Ghraib staggers one step forward source: aljazeera.com \| share:	11
		Working from home doesn't mean you don't have to pay your state taxes source: wmur.com \| share:	93
		Mugshots you can smell source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	35
		NCAA Council: Let the kids make some money, for a change source: msn.com \| share:	8
		The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom source: cnn.com \| share:	329

Sun June 27, 2021
		Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings source: thehill.com \| share:	26

Sat June 26, 2021
		Like in, say, two weeks? Like every other "major" announcement that never came to pass? source: msn.com \| share:	103
		Forgive me Pastor for I have sinned. I turned you into the FBI for your part in the January 6th insurrection source: deadstate.org \| share:	71

Fri June 25, 2021
		Obvious: SD's Attorney General files a motion objecting to any recording of his trial on criminal charges arising from the incident where he hit a man on the interstate and drove off leaving him to die. Fark: He's charged only with 3 misdemeanors source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	120
		It's raining confirmations source: huffpost.com \| share:	45
		5-4 SCOTUS So a credit reporting agency sent out false information labelling you as terrorist, costing you a job, a car loan or a mortgage? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Even Justice Thomas thinks this is farked up source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	120
		Department of Homeland Security worried about conspiracy theory saying Trump will return to the White House in August, having to actually put effort in source: politico.com \| share:	38
		On their road to giving the president unlimited authority, the Supreme Court stops and backs up when confronted by undoing $5 trillion worth of real estate transactions since 2008. Hello idiots, I'm consequences source: vox.com \| share:	38

Thu June 24, 2021
		Florida Man pleads guilty to conspiracy and obstruction regarding the insurrection. So who did he give up? source: justice.gov \| share:	36

Wed June 23, 2021
		Supreme Court decides they're unwilling to make a greater mockery of the 4th Amendment than they already have, rule that police cannot use the "hot pursuit" excuse to enter a person's home without a warrant, when enforcing traffic violations source: npr.org \| share:	127
		Yeah, like we're gonna listen to the cokehead biting his pillow source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	105
		In a 6 to 3 decision, SCOTUS invalidates a California law that protects union organizing activities on farm property and classifies it as a taking. Cesar Chavez rolls in his grave source: npr.org \| share:	223

Tue June 22, 2021
		Georgia counties recover legal fees from Trump's frivolous lawsuits. Still no punishments for the plaintiff or his lawyers for filing patently bullshiat lawsuits source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	30
		The NCAA has always been nothing more than an illegal cartel, and the Supreme Court just signed its death warrant source: slate.com \| share:	31
		Or the Democrats could ram through a Biden Supreme Court nomination like the Republicans did for Trump last year source: thehill.com \| share:	94
		Yeah, about that "an AR-15 is like a Swiss Army knife" judge's ruling in California ... actual intelligent judges have restored some common sense source: thehill.com \| share:	268

Mon June 21, 2021
		Political merch sales may be headed for a crash post-Trump. Giant stack of "build the wall" bumper stickers shockingly not selling anymore source: nbcnews.com \| share:	37
		Though not likely to have any impact on their sentencing, a court-appointed lawyer for the insurrectionists is teaching some of her clients history. Some of the defendants are having their eyes opened source: huffpost.com \| share:	102
		Whatever you want from me, I'm giving you everything, I'm you MSNBC discussion thread, at 7:00 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	168
		Homeowner fortifies mailbox. What's the worst that could happen? source: news5cleveland.com \| share:	377
		SCOTUS sides with college athletes on a case that the NCAA blew because they "admitted horizontal price fixing in a market where the defendants exercise monopoly control" source: npr.org \| share:	66

Fri June 18, 2021
		Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down. Letting the days go by, water flowing underground in your 7pm ET MSNBC discussion thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	165
		No go car show, Bigo source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	87
		The conservative majority on the Supreme Court is more of a 3-3-3 source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		"Alito was pissed" source: politico.com \| share:	68
		Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	122

Thu June 17, 2021
		Live Free or Dick pic source: buffalonews.com \| share:	37
		CEO uses company funds for prostitution, forces employee to guard sex tent, punished with paid vacation source: buffalonews.com \| share:	17
		Conservative SCOTUS to same-sex couples wishing to adopt: Your rights are less important than some church's rights to be discriminatory assholes, because First Amendment source: npr.org \| share:	311
		Boom. SCOTUS rules that BarackHusseinObamaCare is the farking law of the land source: cbsnews.com \| share:	153

Wed June 16, 2021
		Don't mess with Jared source: cbc.ca \| share:	9

Tue June 15, 2021
		Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA source: journalstar.com \| share:	18
		Former NYC police commissioner warns of 'murican summer source: cnbc.com \| share:	59
		Libs want Breyer to retire before the mire source: theweek.com \| share:	70

Mon June 14, 2021
		Handmaids tell their tale source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	34
		Boeing decides it's cool with treason source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	42
		Ted Cruz brings lawsuit demanding Trump be able to pay himself back millions he gave to his campaign. I'd call Ted a brown nose but that would be insulting brown noses source: alternet.org \| share:	51
		Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		"It wasn't an armed insurrection because everyone stayed within the roped lines," insists Ron Johnson of the January 6 terror attack source: mediaite.com \| share:	111

Fri June 11, 2021
		If you are a member of the Chicago Police Department who wished to remain anonymous you shouldn't have worn your CPD hoodie to an insurrection source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	51
		Federal Judge to Lin Wood: "Go be crazy somewhere else" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	51
		Jan. 2021: "I will murder Congress with this axe handle." May 2021: "Oww, jail bed make back all hurty" source: wusa9.com \| share:	147
		Missouri governor says being wrongfully convicted is no reason for a prisoner to jump to the head of the line when there are so many worthy campaign contributors waiting for pardons source: nbcnews.com \| share:	64

Thu June 10, 2021
		That's a lot of lube source: yahoo.com \| share:	20
		There's a reason they aren't called 'Smart Boys' source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	92
		Extra benefits will be running wild in the street NCAA warns, hoping someone saves them from those devious athletes source: cbssports.com \| share:	4

Wed June 09, 2021
		Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments source: wfaa.com \| share:	37
		That AR-15 loving federal judge in California apparently has some other less savory opinions. This is my shocked face source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	245
		I'd say Covid-19 addled Ted Nugent's brain, but he was a f*cking idiot beforehand source: nme.com \| share:	44

Tue June 08, 2021
		Those sneaky democrats found one sneaky trick to enforce campaign finance laws. Click here to find out how source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	19
		Remember all those terrible last minute rules that Trump instituted that Congress could reverse if they acted in time? Guess what? source: yahoo.com \| share:	55
		Senate confirms Biden's first two Federal Judges. 70+ more to come source: cbsnews.com \| share:	75
		Support for same-sex marriage hits 70% in the US as the other 30% were still insisting Trump won the election source: axios.com \| share:	78

Mon June 07, 2021
		Only the good die young source: politico.com \| share:	42
		We've reached the point in the GOP's dissolution where one of its elder statesmen acknowledging the fact of a known historical event's existence constitutes "courage" source: msnbc.com \| share:	42
		Mississippi's governor claims fetuses are able to live outside the womb at fifteen weeks source: politicususa.com \| share:	134

Sun June 06, 2021
		Think that your verdict being vacated meant you could go free? Tag says it all source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Chris Wallace checks Corey Lewandowski for election lies and sore losing source: mediaite.com \| share:	28
		Manchin: Voting reform is too partisan. Also the filibuster isn't going anywhere. Wait... this guy still claims he's a Democrat? source: axios.com \| share:	441
		It's starting to look more and more like that federal judge who overturned California's assault weapons ban is more of an AR-15 salesman than an actual judicial expert source: npr.org \| share:	387

Sat June 05, 2021
		Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	94
		The Supreme Court did something intelligent source: vox.com \| share:	38
		If you have read this USA Today article, the FBI would like to have a chat with you source: usatoday.com \| share:	68

Fri June 04, 2021
		Supreme Court decides that, hey, why shouldn't police officers be able to use their work computers to access and then sell citizens' license plate numbers in exchange for some extra cash? source: npr.org \| share:	225
		Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists source: deadstate.org \| share:	77
		Pence: "I don't know" if Trump and I will "ever see eye to eye" on his assassination attempt source: axios.com \| share:	92
		Aristocrats brought a German Shepherd to the insurrection. Because why leave the dog out? That would be wrong. That would be very wrong source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	47

Thu June 03, 2021
		Ummmmm, I think you have those numbers backwards, My Pillow Guy source: deadstate.org \| share:	94
		Feel free to remove that "Do not remove under plenty of law" tag from your laptop source: politico.com \| share:	37
		Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI source: tampabay.com \| share:	45
		Matt Gaetz may soon learn that obstruction of justice isn't just a minor crime source: politico.com \| share:	118

Wed June 02, 2021
		Ronald Reagan poured out his conflicting thoughts on abortion to, good grief, Charlie Brown source: time.com \| share:	148
(Some Guy)		Remember when Trump promoted Kodak and gave them a sweet contract to produce vaccines that didn't exist? Yeah, well the NYAG does and she would like to inquire about some insider trading source: spectrumlocalnews.com \| share:	41
		CT leads the nation in percentage of the population fully vaccinated, percentage of the population willing to shoot holes in the State Capitol building source: wtnh.com \| share:	40
		Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	18

Tue June 01, 2021
		SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	50

Mon May 31, 2021
		Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict source: nbcnews.com \| share:	20
		Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin' source: cnn.com \| share:	93

Sat May 29, 2021
		Hey predatory student loan companies --- your brief fling with federal protection is over. You get investigated now source: politico.com \| share:	15

Fri May 28, 2021
		A majority of people charged in the Capitol attack aren't in jail and most likely won't serve time. I wonder if most of them being white has any bearing on this. These people are exactly the type of lunatics that need to be incarcerated source: theguardian.com \| share:	87
		White House tells former Trump appointees who lost their jobs when Biden took office: You seriously need to get over it complainers source: axios.com \| share:	63

Thu May 27, 2021
		Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin source: tmz.com \| share:	49
		Texas churches in federal lawsuit: We aren't going to fire people because they're gay, we're going to fire them for using Grindr. Straight people use Grindr all the time, don't they? So this is totes not discrimination source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	78
		Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	24
		Terrorist Texan taunts Dynamite FBI source: huffpost.com \| share:	24

Wed May 26, 2021
		The television producer behind "Dr. Phil" is a rabid anti-vaxxer and behind some of the biggest movements against them and vaccine mandates source: stripes.com \| share:	60
		It's so relieving to know that you're leaving As soon as you get paid It's so relaxing to know that you're asking Wherever you get your way It's so soothing to know that you'll sue me It's starting to sound the same in the MSNBC 7pm ET thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	203
		"Ethics? I don't need ethics? I'm on the Supreme Court" source: insider.com \| share:	78
		AZ GOP strips power from Democratic Secretary of State, giving it to the Republican Attorney General. But they pinky swear it's not a power grab source: kjzz.org \| share:	106

Tue May 25, 2021
		"Fark Biden and fark your feelings, but please don't put me on camera or attribute my quotations because I fear for my safety for telling everyone to get farked" source: azfamily.com \| share:	111
		Federal Judge: Okay Bannon, Trump DID pardon you and that power under the Constitution IS absolute, but let's be clear that you were guilty as hell and a will always be a dishonest, thieving scumbag source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	62
		Senate confirms Kristen Clarke as first Black woman to lead DoJ Civil Rights Division 51-48 source: thehill.com \| share:	49
		On this day in history, in 1861, President Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, a executive decision of dubious legality only outdone later when he suspended his wife Mary from the ceiling of the White House bedroom in a sex sling source: history.com \| share:	28
		Dylann Roof's defense team argues that his deeply seated conservative beliefs make him ineligible for the death penalty source: wsoctv.com \| share:	133

Mon May 24, 2021
		Another mastermind done in by an itty bitty glowing rectangle source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	76
		Breyer needs to retire and focus on his ice cream empire source: thehill.com \| share:	101
		1/6 Insurrectionist: Hey media, I will sell you this exclusive video I shot inside the Capitol during the attack. Various media: Okay, here's over $90k. Feds: yoink We'll be taking that as "proceeds of a crime" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	62

Sun May 23, 2021
		Once GOP politicians get the prefix "former" to "Republican", they are suddenly very outspoken against Donald Trump and can clearly see how he bears responsibility for the January 6 Capitol riots source: mediaite.com \| share:	40

Sat May 22, 2021
		The big gaslight, Trump staffers edition source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	75

Fri May 21, 2021
		Even the Supreme Court is not above stigginit source: cnn.com \| share:	40

Thu May 20, 2021
		Clarence Thomas has his Coca-Cola and is ready to set back women's rights source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Having sex with minors is a Republican tradition source: politico.com \| share:	59
		She came THIS CLOSE to a moment of self-awareness source: deadstate.org \| share:	100

Wed May 19, 2021
		Texas Republicans have passed a law that will force women to keep their rapist's baby source: texastribune.org \| share:	251
		OTD in 1893, SCOTUS issued its infamous and unanimous "well ackshally, tomatoes are vegetables" ruling, requiring tomato importers to pay tariffs despite the law lacking an "unless enough people wrongly consider tomatoes a vegetable" clause. Tomatoes source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	26

Tue May 18, 2021
		Duke sucks...and apparently accepts payments from Adidas source: oregonlive.com \| share:	7
		PSA: If you breech the Capitol building, then take a selfie in a SWAT vehicle, it's not a good idea to use that picture on the front of your new rap album source: msn.com \| share:	24
		For the 1,200 mostly Black men serving life sentences in Louisiana from non-unanimous jury verdicts: SCOTUS says that's unconstitutional GOING FORWARD but if you're already convicted you can get farked and stay in prison source: nbcnews.com \| share:	43
		RBG's death casts shadow over upcoming SCOTUS abortion decision. Thankfully, fetuses don't cast shadows except when there are going to be six more weeks of deliberations source: cnn.com \| share:	139

Mon May 17, 2021
		Constitution: You need a warrant to search a home. Police: But we're trying to be community caretakers. 9-0 SCOTUS: Yeah, that's not how that works source: time.com \| share:	139
		Samoa to appoint first female PM, paving the way to break a political impasse brought on by the fact that her constituents are a surly bunch source: aljazeera.com \| share:	21
		Remember how everyone was hyperventilating about Amy Barrett being the 6th potential SCOTUS vote for overturning Roe v Wade and its guarantee that states can't outlaw pre-viability abortions? Mississippi and the 5th Circuit just handed them the means source: vox.com \| share:	218

Fri May 14, 2021
		How farked is Matt Gaetz now that his "wingman" has taken a plea? A federal sex trafficking charge carries a mandatory minimum of a ten year sentence if the victim is under 18, and "Judge, I swear I thought she was 18" isn't a valid defense source: politico.com \| share:	206
		"There have been things worse than people without any firearms coming into a building." Rep. Louie Gohmert defends Capitol riot suspects source: houstonchronicle.com \| share:	71
		South Dakota Supreme Court to person whose home was destroyed by cops searching for a suspect that wasn't there, "Sucks to be you" source: techdirt.com \| share:	72
		Mississippi Supreme Court voids marijuana legalization amendment passed by a wide margin, on the basis that amending the state constitution requires signatures from all five Congressional districts, but MS only has four since 2001. Checkmate, libs source: apnews.com \| share:	197
		After she attempts "I'm white" defense, Real Estate Nazi's lawyer changes course, employs "DOJ is just trying to look busy" strategy for Jan. 6 charges source: dallasobserver.com \| share:	42
		All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole source: cnn.com \| share:	101
		Are you gay and live in Idaho or Montana? Congratulations, you're a sex offender source: vice.com \| share:	62
		OK, who wants to see Larry Flint's FBI file? source: vice.com \| share:	21
		Five Brazilian Nationals charged in ID theft ring in San Diego. That's a lot of baseball players source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	6

Thu May 13, 2021
		Georgia courts rule it's lawful to use force to resist an unlawful arrest. The Aristocrats, y'all source: ajc.com \| share:	72

Wed May 12, 2021
		Party of family values stays classy source: fox5dc.com \| share:	99

Tue May 11, 2021
		If you're looking for someone to blame for Section 230, it was AOL troll Zen ZZ03 source: npr.org \| share:	22

Mon May 10, 2021
		Unable to cobble a settlement, bootmaker fight gets uggly source: abc.net.au \| share:	10
		Look insurrectionists, you can embellish your story all you want to make yourself sound like a hero but, a) you tried to overthrow the government, and b) there's video. Lots and lots and lots of video source: apnews.com \| share:	102
		Chuck "Mandelbaum" Grassley source: politico.com \| share:	31

Sun May 09, 2021
		Oath Keepers are having trouble recruiting and fundraising since January 7th or so. Gee... wonder why? source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	67
		America's "longest juvenile lifer," convicted at 15, finally released at 83 source: bbc.com \| share:	197

Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)		Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees source: peacearchnews.com \| share:	48
		Judge insults morons source: foxnews.com \| share:	37

Fri May 07, 2021
		Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	51

Thu May 06, 2021
		Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better source: ajc.com \| share:	5
		Dear Ocean City please free the boobies source: delmarvanow.com \| share:	238
		Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	48
		Josh Duggar granted bail while the court revealed interesting observations: "It's not the average defendant who can operate in the black web and partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices" source: yahoo.com \| share:	219

Wed May 05, 2021
		SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	116
		Rolling Stone's top 100 TV sitcoms to the left, endless arguing to the right source: rollingstone.com \| share:	92
		Twenty-eight laws restricting reproductive rights signed in four days source: thelily.com \| share:	58
		Snapchat is quietly pulling the upcoming Russian Roulette feature from the next release source: npr.org \| share:	53
		Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer source: globalnews.ca \| share:	26
		Known pervert and molester says he's too famous to flee and wants out on bail source: tmz.com \| share:	115

Tue May 04, 2021
		Dominion to Judge: Look, your honor, if you don't squash this kraken now, you're going to have endless TV lawyers trying to destroy democracy source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	35
		While most states are adding renewable energy sources as fast as they can, Wyoming is suing states that won't buy their coal source: denverpost.com \| share:	89
		Weird: Clarence Thomas alone publicly speaks out about a case the Supreme Court refused to hear. Sign of the apocalypse: He took the side of a rape victim and the ACLU when all the other justices did not source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	34

Mon May 03, 2021
		Supreme Court bumps Maryland bump stocks ban off their docket source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	47
		You'd be shocked to know that Manchin and Trump were pretty buddy-buddy source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	66
(Some Guy)		SCOTUS Justice Thomas once went a decade without asking a question from the Supreme Court bench. Now he's about to complete a term in which he was an active participant in every single argument. That's a lot of coke cans source: distincttoday.net \| share:	45
		Bought an exploding sex toy on Amazon? I've got good news for you source: gizmodo.com \| share:	19

Sat May 01, 2021
		Man buys house, not news. Man makes only one mortgage payment, again, not news. Man still living in house 23 years later. Now that's news source: nypost.com \| share:	97
		Could Breyer retire after all? source: thehill.com \| share:	97
		Turns out, you're exempt from Florida's new anti Big Tech law if you operate a theme park. So what does a Fark theme park look like? source: arstechnica.com \| share:	159
		Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	264

Fri April 30, 2021
		Kansas' Kris Kobach announces that he is running for state attorney general, and boy does his wife look thrilled about it source: npr.org \| share:	38

Thu April 29, 2021
		Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett, liberals source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	35
		SCOTUS: Okay, fine, if you brought your tired and poor a while ago, you can stay... for now source: news.bloomberglaw.com \| share:	39
		CT makes it official that Jesus can be your vaccine, but you better hope he can also afford your private school tuition source: wfsb.com \| share:	26

Tue April 27, 2021
		Steve "I'm just David Duke without the baggage" Scalise has more important shiat to do, like wanking to mythical meat rationing, than attend Biden's joint session of congress. Hey, Steve, don't biatch when Biden doesn't include you in anything source: thehill.com \| share:	21
		Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no source: scotusblog.com \| share:	17
		So apparently SCOTUS Justices can not be forced to recuse themselves from cases where they have a vested interest. If only the Constitution had some means of removing SCOTUS Justices for improper action source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	78
		Psaki smacks down another RW "journalist" who is trying to troll her rather than ask a legitimate question, this time a reporter from Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcast Network. Wait, how the hell did CBN get a farking WH press pass? source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	55
		Button #1 Allow students to swear in protest off school grounds on social media. Button #2 Allow schools to monitor social media like a Big Brother. Right-Wing Supreme Court considering decision, sweats from brow source: apnews.com \| share:	69
		BAH GAWD KING, That's the Chief Justice's music. As GAWD as my witness, he's broken the former wrestler's lawsuits in half source: espn.com \| share:	8

Mon April 26, 2021
		Sweden's traditional spring 'cow release' has bovines jumping for joy after the long winter in a dark crowded barn source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	8
		Texas couple arrested in Capitol insurrection, with handy "How it started/How it's going" collage source: deadstate.org \| share:	73
		Gee, can't imagine what about this guy might have said "Keep me in jail" source: nj.com \| share:	61
		The deportment teachers at the WaPo that are very disappointed in you call "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" a "seemingly pro-marijuana message" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	41
		Supreme Court will hear a major NRA-backed gun rights case over a 1913 statute that limits New Yorkers from carrying concealed handguns while in public. Way to read the room guys source: axios.com \| share:	305
		Funny how Soros purportedly funds the entire left wing, but it's always some Koch arguing that we shouldn't look behind the curtain source: npr.org \| share:	51

Sat April 24, 2021
		Republicans are still fomenting insurrection, note the libs in the federal judiciary and the DoJ source: cnn.com \| share:	80
		There are dumb reasons for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, and then there is "I thought I was breaking into the White House" source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	54
		♫ Whiskey liquor want to buy / Won't let the price tag torture me / But my credit was denied / Any y'all want to split this tab with me? ♪ source: foodandwine.com \| share:	0

Fri April 23, 2021
		Over 52 of the 400 people arrested so far in connection with the Jan 6 insurrection, more than 10% are current or retired military or law enforcement personnel. Sleep tight source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	111
		Sorry progressive activists, Senate Dems are bailing out of court packing source: morningconsult.com \| share:	111
		Biden's pick for supreme court reform panel is a conservative Kavanaugh defender source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Thu April 22, 2021
(Fair Use still has a posse)		To Eruptions of applause, the Second Circuit ruled that a museum's Use of a copyrighted picture of some guitar-playing guy's guitar to promote a museum exhibit on guitars was Fair. So Jump on down to the Mean Streets of Panama for an Ice Cream, Man source: ipwatchdog.com \| share:	11
		Must be nice to be a rich MAGA terrorist source: wusa9.com \| share:	55
		Pfft -- what kind of hair-splitting buzzkills would expect Justice Handmaiden to recuse herself from a Koch dark money case simply because said Kochs spent millions buying her a SCOTUS seat? source: commondreams.org \| share:	28
		SCOTUS in 9-0 decision tells FTC to do its work, reversing a $1.3B penalty against scammy payday lender CEO Scott Tucker, making him the richest man in US prison today. Leavenworth Cellhouse-C, the Pruno is on that guy source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		Louisiana state police ask Baton Rouge woman to give them the tracking device they put on her car back source: jalopnik.com \| share:	105
		DOJ: At least 100 more arrests coming, so prepare your finest tiny violin jokes source: msn.com \| share:	80
		Republicans incensed that no one believes their racist euphemisms for denying D.C. statehood source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	119
		Amy Comey Barrett was supposed to go down in history as the woman who brought Gilead to America, but she's actually going to be remembered as the last straw before Progressives got serious about fixing a broken court source: slate.com \| share:	93

Wed April 21, 2021
		When calling DC "corrupt" and "crime-ridden" maybe don't have a Congressman from Louisiana be the guy making those claims. People in glass houses and all source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	24
		DirecTV forces an arbitration over their Sunday Ticket source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	0

Tue April 20, 2021
		WA State looking to make drugs illegal again, but not too illegal source: crosscut.com \| share:	45
		Koreans surprised to discover zoning loophole lets sex doll experience shops open near schools, "with many parents of students voicing concern over the adverse impact such facilities would have on their children" source: koreatimes.co.kr \| share:	42

Mon April 19, 2021
		One for services rendered, one as a down payment on future services, no doubt source: politico.com \| share:	22
		The truth behind the Capitol riot confession source: msnbc.com \| share:	120
		You may have wondered why an actor with the storied career and legacy of Robert DeNiro has done nothing but star in the crappiest movies lately. Well, the answer is that he has to pay all of his ex-wife's expenses, and she has very expensive taste source: yahoo.com \| share:	63
		MyPillow guy sues to get out of his pillow case source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	86
		The MyPillow guy gets Jimmy Hoffa's prosecutor to defend him against Dominion source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	48
		"Since the Supreme Court's decision, police officers complain that drug users with small amounts of drugs now defy them" source: kiro7.com \| share:	44
		Bargain bin nosferatu Stephen Miller whines that voting rights would put Democrats in charge "forever" as if that were a bad thing source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	72

Sun April 18, 2021
		A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court source: nbcnews.com \| share:	58
		GOP lawsuits mean Governor Whitmer can't take sensible action to protect residents source: thehill.com \| share:	111
		They weren't trying to overthrow America, they were just there to document its fall source: ktla.com \| share:	59
		Man sues Trump for $1 trillion. Dr. Evil nods in approval source: jpost.com \| share:	27

Sat April 17, 2021
		FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." checks pic in article Riiiiight source: cnn.com \| share:	190

Fri April 16, 2021
		Be careful of what you wish for progressives, a post-filibuster world would be a nightmare for you source: politico.com \| share:	165
		House Rep Biggs upset at Biden's SCOTUS plans, being edited out of Episode IV source: msn.com \| share:	48

Thu April 15, 2021
		NJ man sues federal government to sell his organs. Subby would like to have his gall source: nypost.com \| share:	70
		Pelosi poo poos packing SCOTUS source: forbes.com \| share:	207
		Capitol insurrectionist claims he thought Antifa was attacking the Capitol and he, as a patriot, was just trying to defend it. Which is why he beat the shiat out of a cop and then went home and microwaved his cell and booked a flight to Switzerland source: msn.com \| share:	103
		Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge source: nbcnews.com \| share:	240

Wed April 14, 2021
		No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator source: npr.org \| share:	240
		Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		Hellbent on protecting Republican policies for decades to come, Democrats refuse to lobby Justice Breyer to retire so Biden can replace him on the Court rather than Biden's successor source: politico.com \| share:	126
		Child actress recalls disturbing aftermath of film's success. It's the NeverEnding Story source: yahoo.com \| share:	96

Tue April 13, 2021
		NSO Group, trying to dismiss a lawsuit by Facebook: hey don't blame US for selling spyware that allows you to take over someone's phone through Whatsapp, blame our customers for USING the software. Oh, and they're governments, so sovereign immunity source: politico.com \| share:	14
		Free Speech Republican style. No cussin. No taking the Lord's name in vain. No porn. No claiming Eric Metaxas did anything horrible source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	83

Mon April 12, 2021
		Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	68
		An excellent analysis of exactly why we should be seriously considering an expansion of the Supreme Court and why Justice Stephen Breyer is full of shiat source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	75
		Uber sees record gross bookings as people begin getting out and hitting gyms and salons source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Supreme idiots confirm your right to die for your sky wizard source: vox.com \| share:	113

Sat April 10, 2021
		Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching an orphanage burn, outraged that Biden wants to expand the Supreme Court source: politicususa.com \| share:	133

Fri April 09, 2021
		Freedom reset by peer source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		Pillow Guy hiring Private Investigator. Fox News yawns cautiously source: news2.droolindog.net \| share:	76

Thu April 08, 2021
		Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class source: cnbc.com \| share:	52
		Five days before Clarence Thomas published an opinion complaining about social media censorship, his wife Ginni sent out an email blast urging her associates to join an "influence network" to combat...social media censorship source: nbcnews.com \| share:	53
		I'll admit that I only skimmed this headline, but it looks like states are going to start receiving dragons from the federal government. Can we request our own Khaleesi along with them? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	115
		You think your work-from-home setup is sweet? Meet the justice of the Michigan Supreme Court who's been Zooming in from Dubai and Israel for the last 3 months source: freep.com \| share:	61

Wed April 07, 2021
		Huh, I don't remember the episode of Gilligan's Island where incels attempted to overthrow the government source: mlive.com \| share:	47
		Trump's former labor secretary crawls right back under the rock he emerged from source: motherjones.com \| share:	20
		Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	56
		Conservative legal theory is just racism papered over with pseudo-historical justification source: slate.com \| share:	39
		Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer? source: thehill.com \| share:	63
		Senator Mitch McConnell believes corporate America should absolutely 'stay out of politics' ...unless they're giving money to politicians source: nytimes.com \| share:	56

Tue April 06, 2021
		Biden is about to counteract Trump's judiciary malarkey source: washingtonmonthly.com \| share:	26
		Mitch McConnell this week: Corporations getting involved in politics is "bullying" and wrong. Rest of America: hey Mitch do you remember when you gleefully praised the Citizen's United ruling to the high heavens in every speech you gave? We do source: newsweek.com \| share:	93
		Matt Gaetz abandoned by Trump and his allies source: politico.com \| share:	136

Mon April 05, 2021
		Give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, it's blood for the blood god source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58
		Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	53
		Look, you may be the pilot, and yes, it IS called "the cockpit" , but that does NOT mean you get to whip it out during a flight, buddy source: msn.com \| share:	56
		If you smile at me you know I will understand, 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language. Wooden ships on the waters sailing very free, this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share: