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headlines found matching 'Supreme Court of the United States'
Fri July 23, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mississippi asks the Supreme Court to reclassify women as property
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actions have consequences, QAnon Shaman. Even if you DO suffer from mental illness
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson: We shouldn't let women be smarter than a man
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After fifteen years, James Brown's family can get back in the hot tub
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chicago makes sensible choice about masks in schools
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
File a fake election suit, win a real bar complaint: Texas edition
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court unanimously tells state lawmakers they actually have to listen to voters
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(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
54? Guess we can rule out unhinged rage as a beauty regimen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out the FBI put "investigate Brett Kavanaugh" on their calendar but never actually did it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors had enough evidence to charge Trump ally Tom Barrack last year but held off until Il Douche was out of power and couldn't pardon him
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
In a 3-1 ruling, NLRB embraces giant inflatable rats. Scabby/Gritty 2024
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly doesn't want anyone discussing his falafel preferences
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Appeals Court upholds Michigan law that prohibits people from renting buses or vans and giving people free rides to the polls, because that prevents voter fraud by...umm...well.. because...because fark people without a car, that's why
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Tue July 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Barrack arrested on federal charge. Oh, BAM
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And the latest idiot to be arrested for storming the Capitol on 1/6 is a DEA Agent....who filmed himself doing it and posed with his badge and firearm
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Mon July 19, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Don't pump for drunks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
This Republican wants to be your Buddy (Hero tag is grading on a curve to reward good behavior)
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Fri July 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dream Over: TX judge declares DACA illegal, forbids further applications
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
99.9 Fahrenheit degrees. Stable now, with rising possibilities. It could be normal but it isn't quite, could make you want to stay awake at night in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Thu July 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Going to a hospital for a blood test to prove you weren't drinking because your Bell's palsy prevents you from blowing into a breathalyzer? Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz
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Wed July 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Hi, I would like to cash $1.4 million of legitimate postal money orders, please
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You've watched the last four years happen, and them trying to pretend 1/6 never happened and you can STILL ask that question?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Olympian Jordan Chiles' mother to enter federal prison on day daughter competes for gold
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Larry Klayman now complaining that a Trump-appointed Federal Judge, not of an Obama-appointed judge, presided over Roy Moore's lawsuit against Sasha Barton Cohen. Case was dismissed with prejudice because Moore signed clause allowing deception on show
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Tue July 13, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I've seen your picture, your name in lights above it. This is your big debut, it's like a dream come true, so won't you smile for the camera? I know they're gonna love the MSNBC Discussion thread, Live at 7pm Eastern
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Michael Wolff on why President Trump gave him access to write his book:"The fact that he was talking to me might only reasonably be explained by his absolute belief that his voice alone has reality-altering powers"
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(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Wisdom of Solomon: Missouri Supreme Court to hear arguments on Medicaid expansion and Missouri Attorney General suggests how to split the baby: let people become eligible for coverage without actually providing it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No treason or sedition charges for any January 6 Capitol Hill rioters so far. WTF?
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Seattle police officers who lied about being among the throng of terrorists attacking the Capitol might actually receive a little more than the usual paid vacation
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Why would a Sovereign Citizen care who was president? BTW if you are in court and God, who is all powerful, didn't stop your appearance God must want you in court. To clarify God thinks you're a jerk too
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Nine in ten Americans agree the climate is changing. Six out of ten acknowledge that people are at fault ... and yet we still aren't doing nearly enough to slow it down, much less stop it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"How is this the United States, where we're supposed to have more freedoms than anywhere else in the world, and we're incarcerating people for not having money?"
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Texas GOP: "Never give up, never surrender"
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Founder of terrorist organization Oath Keepers spotted at CPAC
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Fri July 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remington explains why they provided opposing counsel things like "filet minion" instead of the emails they wanted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"I know three people who died of covid and was raised from the dead, and I have proof, but god didn't give me permission to show you the proof"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
White farmers file lawsuit, claiming Biden's loan forgiveness program discriminates against them
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hair dye melts steel beams
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Abbott schedules special session so the Texas legislature can pass bill letting them steal elections
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Let's see what the bar thinks of Trump's lawsuit and ...oh my
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No bond for the criminal mastermind who helpfully chronicled his terrorism all over social media so that the feds could come scoop him up like a big, dumb goldfish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And thus, Jesus proclaimed "Let he who is without sin, throw the first Molotov Cocktail"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The insurrection was planned piece by piece, but every step was treacherous, especially for those that were barefoot
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Feds will never identify me, I was wearing two masks while posing as a member of Antifa and filming the January 6th riot
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Americans really do not like landlords. Or paying rent, for that matter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Slag pit, stag shiat / Honey bring it close to my lips, yes / Don't blow those brains yet / We gotta be big, boy, we gotta be big / Starf*cker just like my daddy, yes / Starf*cker just like my daddy, yes. MSNBC Discussion thread, 7PM EDT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The Manchin-Sinema posture is, in the end, an unconvincing exercise in denial"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Fried Chicken Day, so let's all get our Leeeeeroy Jenkins on and charge into deliciousness
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Mon July 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Here Are 5 Takeaways From The Supreme Court Term"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now here you are with your Faith, and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle the MSNBC Discussion Thread, live at 7:00 pm Eastern
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Not news: Hobby lobby posts full page ad in newspapers. Fark: Full of bible quotes about how the United States should be led by Christians
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Natives: "These mining guys are gonna fark up our sacred land that has sustained us for generations and contains the remains of our ancestors." Mining Company: *Yosemite Sam noises* "But thar's GOOOLD in them thar hills"
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
FBI starts arresting peaceful US Capitol tourists for not being so peaceful when they encountered journalists
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The first rule of committing financial crimes is don't make spreadsheets of the crimes that you've committed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
OK, if this US Supreme Court ruling tells us what happens to Amish "gray water" then Subby has a different question: Where do the Amish poop and what happens to that?
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy found guilty after prosecutors didn't sabotage their case this time
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Long weekend 4th of July opener FHF MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A half-blind terrier that snaps at any fingers near its mouth? A drunk rhesus monkey with two hands full of feces? A slightly irregular river rock smeared in peanut butter and paste? A string of hooked but not quite dead river trout? So many choices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's totes normal for Congresspersons to take trips with insurrectionists, apparently
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Shaddup and sell that gay couple your flowers
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Biden elevates hypothetical link between global warming and Surfside condo collapse. Sure is salty down there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old busted: Release the Kraken. New hotness: Release the Kagan
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Walmart is in legal fight with Texas for their right to party
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two out of Nine SCOTUS justices agree you should not have the right to sue if your voting rights are limited. Guess which two
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(Some Dead Guy)
 
 
 
Scalia 2010: "I do not look forward to a society which, thanks to the Supreme Court, campaigns anonymously . . . hidden from public scrutiny and protected from the accountability of criticism"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BBC News confuses Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton in hilarious but understandable slip-up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rich people win again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: Voter suppression is A-OK with us. Restrict away, Republican states
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Supreme Court issues a 5-4 ruling in a case involving a woman's uterus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out Cosby spoke freely about drugging and raping women after the first case was closed, and that testimony can't be used against him. Up next: O.J. Simpson's upcoming new book "I did it" expected to top US bestseller lists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the Colorado baker who wouldn't make a wedding cake? He's branched out in to not making birthday cakes
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US House to vote to remove Confederate statues (again). In other news, they probably won't (again). It's almost like there's a Giant Obstruction Party in the way of doing what's right
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Supreme court rules 6-3 that George Floyding a prisoner to death while he was already shackled and in leg irons *might* not be covered under "qualified immunity"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wait, so you mean I CAN own a cannon?
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin closing in on federal plea deal, will serve time in federal prison, not state
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Total BS: Mike Lindell Urges SCOTUS to 'Immediately' Reinstate Trump and 'Get Rid of Communists'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that marijuana is just a plant and you have the right to grow it at home
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian anti-lockdown anti-masker anti-vaxxer celebrity finally gets his day in Zoom Chaos Court, only to be shot down in flames for his lawyer's failure to file paperwork properly
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Lawsuit over Abu Ghraib staggers one step forward
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Working from home doesn't mean you don't have to pay your state taxes
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Mugshots you can smell
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NCAA Council: Let the kids make some money, for a change
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom
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Sun June 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings
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Sat June 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like in, say, two weeks? Like every other "major" announcement that never came to pass?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Forgive me Pastor for I have sinned. I turned you into the FBI for your part in the January 6th insurrection
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Obvious: SD's Attorney General files a motion objecting to any recording of his trial on criminal charges arising from the incident where he hit a man on the interstate and drove off leaving him to die. Fark: He's charged only with 3 misdemeanors
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's raining confirmations
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
5-4 SCOTUS So a credit reporting agency sent out false information labelling you as terrorist, costing you a job, a car loan or a mortgage? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Even Justice Thomas thinks this is farked up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security worried about conspiracy theory saying Trump will return to the White House in August, having to actually put effort in
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(Vox)
 
 
 
On their road to giving the president unlimited authority, the Supreme Court stops and backs up when confronted by undoing $5 trillion worth of real estate transactions since 2008. Hello idiots, I'm consequences
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Thu June 24, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty to conspiracy and obstruction regarding the insurrection. So who did *he* give up?
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides they're unwilling to make a greater mockery of the 4th Amendment than they already have, rule that police cannot use the "hot pursuit" excuse to enter a person's home without a warrant, when enforcing traffic violations
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Yeah, like we're gonna listen to the cokehead biting his pillow
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a 6 to 3 decision, SCOTUS invalidates a California law that protects union organizing activities on farm property and classifies it as a taking. Cesar Chavez rolls in his grave
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia counties recover legal fees from Trump's frivolous lawsuits. Still no punishments for the plaintiff or his lawyers for filing patently bullshiat lawsuits
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The NCAA has always been nothing more than an illegal cartel, and the Supreme Court just signed its death warrant
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Or the Democrats could ram through a Biden Supreme Court nomination like the Republicans did for Trump last year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that "an AR-15 is like a Swiss Army knife" judge's ruling in California ... actual intelligent judges have restored some common sense
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Mon June 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Political merch sales may be headed for a crash post-Trump. Giant stack of "build the wall" bumper stickers shockingly not selling anymore
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Though not likely to have any impact on their sentencing, a court-appointed lawyer for the insurrectionists is teaching some of her clients history. Some of the defendants are having their eyes opened
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whatever you want from me, I'm giving you everything, I'm you MSNBC discussion thread, at 7:00 PM Eastern
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Homeowner fortifies mailbox. What's the worst that could happen?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sides with college athletes on a case that the NCAA blew because they "admitted horizontal price fixing in a market where the defendants exercise monopoly control"
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Fri June 18, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down. Letting the days go by, water flowing underground in your 7pm ET MSNBC discussion thread
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
No go car show, Bigo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The conservative majority on the Supreme Court is more of a 3-3-3
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Alito was pissed"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
Weeners
 
Live Free or Dick pic
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
CEO uses company funds for prostitution, forces employee to guard sex tent, punished with paid vacation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Conservative SCOTUS to same-sex couples wishing to adopt: Your rights are less important than some church's rights to be discriminatory assholes, because First Amendment
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boom. SCOTUS rules that BarackHusseinObamaCare is the farking law of the land
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Wed June 16, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Jared
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former NYC police commissioner warns of 'murican summer
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Libs want Breyer to retire before the mire
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Handmaids tell their tale
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boeing decides it's cool with treason
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz brings lawsuit demanding Trump be able to pay himself back millions he gave to his campaign. I'd call Ted a brown nose but that would be insulting brown noses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It wasn't an armed insurrection because everyone stayed within the roped lines," insists Ron Johnson of the January 6 terror attack
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you are a member of the Chicago Police Department who wished to remain anonymous you shouldn't have worn your CPD hoodie to an insurrection
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Lin Wood: "Go be crazy somewhere else"
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Jan. 2021: "I will murder Congress with this axe handle." May 2021: "Oww, jail bed make back all hurty"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri governor says being wrongfully convicted is no reason for a prisoner to jump to the head of the line when there are so many worthy campaign contributors waiting for pardons
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of lube
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
There's a reason they aren't called 'Smart Boys'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Extra benefits will be running wild in the street NCAA warns, hoping someone saves them from those devious athletes
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That AR-15 loving federal judge in California apparently has some other less savory opinions. This is my shocked face
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
I'd say Covid-19 addled Ted Nugent's brain, but he was a f*cking idiot beforehand
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those sneaky democrats found one sneaky trick to enforce campaign finance laws. Click here to find out how
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember all those terrible last minute rules that Trump instituted that Congress could reverse if they acted in time? Guess what?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Biden's first two Federal Judges. 70+ more to come
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Support for same-sex marriage hits 70% in the US as the other 30% were still insisting Trump won the election
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Only the good die young
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We've reached the point in the GOP's dissolution where one of its elder statesmen acknowledging the fact of a known historical event's existence constitutes "courage"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mississippi's governor claims fetuses are able to live outside the womb at fifteen weeks
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Sun June 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think that your verdict being vacated meant you could go free? Tag says it all
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace checks Corey Lewandowski for election lies and sore losing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Manchin: Voting reform is too partisan. Also the filibuster isn't going anywhere. Wait... this guy still claims he's a Democrat?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look more and more like that federal judge who overturned California's assault weapons ban is more of an AR-15 salesman than an actual judicial expert
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court did something intelligent
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have read this USA Today article, the FBI would like to have a chat with you
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Fri June 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that, hey, why shouldn't police officers be able to use their work computers to access and then sell citizens' license plate numbers in exchange for some extra cash?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Pence: "I don't know" if Trump and I will "ever see eye to eye" on his assassination attempt
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Aristocrats brought a German Shepherd to the insurrection. Because why leave the dog out? That would be wrong. That would be very wrong
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Thu June 03, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Ummmmm, I think you have those numbers backwards, My Pillow Guy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feel free to remove that "Do not remove under plenty of law" tag from your laptop
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz may soon learn that obstruction of justice isn't just a minor crime
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan poured out his conflicting thoughts on abortion to, good grief, Charlie Brown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump promoted Kodak and gave them a sweet contract to produce vaccines that didn't exist? Yeah, well the NYAG does and she would like to inquire about some insider trading
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
CT leads the nation in percentage of the population fully vaccinated, percentage of the population willing to shoot holes in the State Capitol building
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening
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Mon May 31, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin'
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey predatory student loan companies --- your brief fling with federal protection is over. You get investigated now
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A majority of people charged in the Capitol attack aren't in jail and most likely won't serve time. I wonder if most of them being white has any bearing on this. These people are exactly the type of lunatics that need to be incarcerated
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(Axios)
 
 
 
White House tells former Trump appointees who lost their jobs when Biden took office: You seriously need to get over it complainers
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Thu May 27, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas churches in federal lawsuit: We aren't going to fire people because they're gay, we're going to fire them for using Grindr. Straight people use Grindr all the time, don't they? So this is totes not discrimination
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorist Texan taunts Dynamite FBI
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The television producer behind "Dr. Phil" is a rabid anti-vaxxer and behind some of the biggest movements against them and vaccine mandates
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving As soon as you get paid It's so relaxing to know that you're asking Wherever you get your way It's so soothing to know that you'll sue me It's starting to sound the same in the MSNBC 7pm ET thread
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(Insider)
 
 
 
"Ethics? I don't need ethics? I'm on the Supreme Court"
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
AZ GOP strips power from Democratic Secretary of State, giving it to the Republican Attorney General. But they pinky swear it's not a power grab
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Tue May 25, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Fark Biden and fark your feelings, but please don't put me on camera or attribute my quotations because I fear for my safety for telling everyone to get farked"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Okay Bannon, Trump DID pardon you and that power under the Constitution IS absolute, but let's be clear that you were guilty as hell and a will always be a dishonest, thieving scumbag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Kristen Clarke as first Black woman to lead DoJ Civil Rights Division 51-48
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, President Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, a executive decision of dubious legality only outdone later when he suspended his wife Mary from the ceiling of the White House bedroom in a sex sling
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's defense team argues that his deeply seated conservative beliefs make him ineligible for the death penalty
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Another mastermind done in by an itty bitty glowing rectangle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Breyer needs to retire and focus on his ice cream empire
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
1/6 Insurrectionist: Hey media, I will sell you this exclusive video I shot inside the Capitol during the attack. Various media: Okay, here's over $90k. Feds: *yoink* We'll be taking that as "proceeds of a crime"
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Once GOP politicians get the prefix "former" to "Republican", they are suddenly very outspoken against Donald Trump and can clearly see how he bears responsibility for the January 6 Capitol riots
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The big gaslight, Trump staffers edition
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Fri May 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even the Supreme Court is not above stigginit
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Thu May 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas has his Coca-Cola and is ready to set back women's rights
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having sex with minors is a Republican tradition
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
She came THIS CLOSE to a moment of self-awareness
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans have passed a law that will force women to keep their rapist's baby
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
OTD in 1893, SCOTUS issued its infamous and unanimous "well ackshally, tomatoes are vegetables" ruling, requiring tomato importers to pay tariffs despite the law lacking an "unless enough people wrongly consider tomatoes a vegetable" clause. Tomatoes
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Duke sucks...and apparently accepts payments from Adidas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: If you breech the Capitol building, then take a selfie in a SWAT vehicle, it's not a good idea to use that picture on the front of your new rap album
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For the 1,200 mostly Black men serving life sentences in Louisiana from non-unanimous jury verdicts: SCOTUS says that's unconstitutional GOING FORWARD but if you're already convicted you can get farked and stay in prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG's death casts shadow over upcoming SCOTUS abortion decision. Thankfully, fetuses don't cast shadows except when there are going to be six more weeks of deliberations
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Constitution: You need a warrant to search a home. Police: But we're trying to be community caretakers. 9-0 SCOTUS: Yeah, that's not how that works
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Samoa to appoint first female PM, paving the way to break a political impasse brought on by the fact that her constituents are a surly bunch
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember how everyone was hyperventilating about Amy Barrett being the 6th potential SCOTUS vote for overturning Roe v Wade and its guarantee that states can't outlaw pre-viability abortions? Mississippi and the 5th Circuit just handed them the means
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
How farked is Matt Gaetz now that his "wingman" has taken a plea? A federal sex trafficking charge carries a mandatory minimum of a ten year sentence if the victim is under 18, and "Judge, I swear I thought she was 18" isn't a valid defense
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
"There have been things worse than people without any firearms coming into a building." Rep. Louie Gohmert defends Capitol riot suspects
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
South Dakota Supreme Court to person whose home was destroyed by cops searching for a suspect that wasn't there, "Sucks to be you"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court voids marijuana legalization amendment passed by a wide margin, on the basis that amending the state constitution requires signatures from all five Congressional districts, but MS only has four since 2001. Checkmate, libs
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
After she attempts "I'm white" defense, Real Estate Nazi's lawyer changes course, employs "DOJ is just trying to look busy" strategy for Jan. 6 charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Are you gay and live in Idaho or Montana? Congratulations, you're a sex offender
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(Vice)
 
 
 
OK, who wants to see Larry Flint's FBI file?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Five Brazilian Nationals charged in ID theft ring in San Diego. That's a lot of baseball players
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia courts rule it's lawful to use force to resist an unlawful arrest. The Aristocrats, y'all
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Party of family values stays classy
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're looking for someone to blame for Section 230, it was AOL troll Zen ZZ03
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Unable to cobble a settlement, bootmaker fight gets uggly
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Look insurrectionists, you can embellish your story all you want to make yourself sound like a hero but, a) you tried to overthrow the government, and b) there's video. Lots and lots and lots of video
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chuck "Mandelbaum" Grassley
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers are having trouble recruiting and fundraising since January 7th or so. Gee... wonder why?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's "longest juvenile lifer," convicted at 15, finally released at 83
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge insults morons
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better
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(Delmarva Now)
 
Boobies
 
Dear Ocean City please free the boobies
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar granted bail while the court revealed interesting observations: "It's not the average defendant who can operate in the black web and partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's top 100 TV sitcoms to the left, endless arguing to the right
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight laws restricting reproductive rights signed in four days
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Snapchat is quietly pulling the upcoming Russian Roulette feature from the next release
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Known pervert and molester says he's too famous to flee and wants out on bail
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dominion to Judge: Look, your honor, if you don't squash this kraken now, you're going to have endless TV lawyers trying to destroy democracy
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
While most states are adding renewable energy sources as fast as they can, Wyoming is suing states that won't buy their coal
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Weird: Clarence Thomas alone publicly speaks out about a case the Supreme Court refused to hear. Sign of the apocalypse: He took the side of a rape victim and the ACLU when all the other justices did not
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court bumps Maryland bump stocks ban off their docket
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'd be shocked to know that Manchin and Trump were pretty buddy-buddy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Thomas once went a decade without asking a question from the Supreme Court bench. Now he's about to complete a term in which he was an active participant in every single argument. That's a lot of coke cans
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bought an exploding sex toy on Amazon? I've got good news for you
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man buys house, not news. Man makes only one mortgage payment, again, not news. Man still living in house 23 years later. Now that's news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Could Breyer retire after all?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out, you're exempt from Florida's new anti Big Tech law if you operate a theme park. So what does a Fark theme park look like?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out
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Fri April 30, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach announces that he is running for state attorney general, and boy does his wife look thrilled about it
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett, liberals
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Okay, fine, if you brought your tired and poor a while ago, you can stay... for now
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
CT makes it official that Jesus can be your vaccine, but you better hope he can also afford your private school tuition
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Tue April 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve "I'm just David Duke without the baggage" Scalise has more important shiat to do, like wanking to mythical meat rationing, than attend Biden's joint session of congress. Hey, Steve, don't biatch when Biden doesn't include you in anything
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So apparently SCOTUS Justices can not be forced to recuse themselves from cases where they have a vested interest. If only the Constitution had some means of removing SCOTUS Justices for improper action
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Psaki smacks down another RW "journalist" who is trying to troll her rather than ask a legitimate question, this time a reporter from Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcast Network. Wait, how the hell did CBN get a farking WH press pass?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Button #1 Allow students to swear in protest off school grounds on social media. Button #2 Allow schools to monitor social media like a Big Brother. Right-Wing Supreme Court considering decision, sweats from brow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING, That's the Chief Justice's music. As GAWD as my witness, he's broken the former wrestler's lawsuits in half
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sweden's traditional spring 'cow release' has bovines jumping for joy after the long winter in a dark crowded barn
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Texas couple arrested in Capitol insurrection, with handy "How it started/How it's going" collage
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gee, can't imagine what about this guy might have said "Keep me in jail"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The deportment teachers at the WaPo that are very disappointed in you call "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" a "seemingly pro-marijuana message"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Supreme Court will hear a major NRA-backed gun rights case over a 1913 statute that limits New Yorkers from carrying concealed handguns while in public. Way to read the room guys
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Funny how Soros purportedly funds the entire left wing, but it's always some Koch arguing that we shouldn't look behind the curtain
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Sat April 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans are still fomenting insurrection, note the libs in the federal judiciary and the DoJ
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There are dumb reasons for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, and then there is "I thought I was breaking into the White House"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
♫ Whiskey liquor want to buy / Won't let the price tag torture me / But my credit was denied / Any y'all want to split this tab with me? ♪
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 52 of the 400 people arrested so far in connection with the Jan 6 insurrection, more than 10% are current or retired military or law enforcement personnel. Sleep tight
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Sorry progressive activists, Senate Dems are bailing out of court packing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden's pick for supreme court reform panel is a conservative Kavanaugh defender
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Fair Use still has a posse)
 
 
 
To Eruptions of applause, the Second Circuit ruled that a museum's Use of a copyrighted picture of some guitar-playing guy's guitar to promote a museum exhibit on guitars was Fair. So Jump on down to the Mean Streets of Panama for an Ice Cream, Man
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Must be nice to be a rich MAGA terrorist
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Pfft -- what kind of hair-splitting buzzkills would expect Justice Handmaiden to recuse herself from a Koch dark money case simply because said Kochs spent millions buying her a SCOTUS seat?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SCOTUS in 9-0 decision tells FTC to do its work, reversing a $1.3B penalty against scammy payday lender CEO Scott Tucker, making him the richest man in US prison today. Leavenworth Cellhouse-C, the Pruno is on that guy
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Louisiana state police ask Baton Rouge woman to give them the tracking device they put on her car back
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more arrests coming, so prepare your finest tiny violin jokes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans incensed that no one believes their racist euphemisms for denying D.C. statehood
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amy Comey Barrett was supposed to go down in history as the woman who brought Gilead to America, but she's actually going to be remembered as the last straw before Progressives got serious about fixing a broken court
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When calling DC "corrupt" and "crime-ridden" maybe don't have a Congressman from Louisiana be the guy making those claims. People in glass houses and all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DirecTV forces an arbitration over their Sunday Ticket
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Crosscut)
 
 
 
WA State looking to make drugs illegal again, but not too illegal
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Koreans surprised to discover zoning loophole lets sex doll experience shops open near schools, "with many parents of students voicing concern over the adverse impact such facilities would have on their children"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
One for services rendered, one as a down payment on future services, no doubt
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The truth behind the Capitol riot confession
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You may have wondered why an actor with the storied career and legacy of Robert DeNiro has done nothing but star in the crappiest movies lately. Well, the answer is that he has to pay all of his ex-wife's expenses, and she has very expensive taste
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
MyPillow guy sues to get out of his pillow case
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The MyPillow guy gets Jimmy Hoffa's prosecutor to defend him against Dominion
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Since the Supreme Court's decision, police officers complain that drug users with small amounts of drugs now defy them"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bargain bin nosferatu Stephen Miller whines that voting rights would put Democrats in charge "forever" as if that were a bad thing
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Sun April 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawsuits mean Governor Whitmer can't take sensible action to protect residents
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They weren't trying to overthrow America, they were just there to document its fall
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man sues Trump for $1 trillion. Dr. Evil nods in approval
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." *checks pic in article* Riiiiight
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Be careful of what you wish for progressives, a post-filibuster world would be a nightmare for you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House Rep Biggs upset at Biden's SCOTUS plans, being edited out of Episode IV
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ man sues federal government to sell his organs. Subby would like to have his gall
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Pelosi poo poos packing SCOTUS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist claims he thought Antifa was attacking the Capitol and he, as a patriot, was just trying to defend it. Which is why he beat the shiat out of a cop and then went home and microwaved his cell and booked a flight to Switzerland
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hellbent on protecting Republican policies for decades to come, Democrats refuse to lobby Justice Breyer to retire so Biden can replace him on the Court rather than Biden's successor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Child actress recalls disturbing aftermath of film's success. It's the NeverEnding Story
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
NSO Group, trying to dismiss a lawsuit by Facebook: hey don't blame US for selling spyware that allows you to take over someone's phone through Whatsapp, blame our customers for USING the software. Oh, and they're governments, so sovereign immunity
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Free Speech Republican style. No cussin. No taking the Lord's name in vain. No porn. No claiming Eric Metaxas did anything horrible
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An excellent analysis of exactly why we should be seriously considering an expansion of the Supreme Court and why Justice Stephen Breyer is full of shiat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber sees record gross bookings as people begin getting out and hitting gyms and salons
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Supreme idiots confirm your right to die for your sky wizard
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching an orphanage burn, outraged that Biden wants to expand the Supreme Court
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pillow Guy hiring Private Investigator. Fox News yawns cautiously
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five days before Clarence Thomas published an opinion complaining about social media censorship, his wife Ginni sent out an email blast urging her associates to join an "influence network" to combat...social media censorship
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'll admit that I only skimmed this headline, but it looks like states are going to start receiving dragons from the federal government. Can we request our own Khaleesi along with them?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
You think your work-from-home setup is sweet? Meet the justice of the Michigan Supreme Court who's been Zooming in from Dubai and Israel for the last 3 months
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Huh, I don't remember the episode of Gilligan's Island where incels attempted to overthrow the government
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary crawls right back under the rock he emerged from
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative legal theory is just racism papered over with pseudo-historical justification
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell believes corporate America should absolutely 'stay out of politics' ...unless they're giving money to politicians
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Biden is about to counteract Trump's judiciary malarkey
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell this week: Corporations getting involved in politics is "bullying" and wrong. Rest of America: hey Mitch do you remember when you gleefully praised the Citizen's United ruling to the high heavens in every speech you gave? We do
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz abandoned by Trump and his allies
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, it's blood for the blood god
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Look, you may be the pilot, and yes, it IS called "the cockpit" , but that does NOT mean you get to whip it out during a flight, buddy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you smile at me you know I will understand, 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language. Wooden ships on the waters sailing very free, this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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