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Wed January 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quebec is getting sick of your unvaccinated shiat
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Mon January 24, 2022
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Southeastern Grocers, parent company of Winn-Dixie, Harveys Supermarket, Fresco y Mas, partners with HHS to distribute more than 2 million free N95 masks, starting this Friday
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"If you're down to one piece of toilet paper, you probably should be ordering earlier than that." Ric Romero, Auckland University supply chain expert, suggests New Zealand could run out of toilet paper next week
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well, that does it, Canadian submitter is grabbing his hockey helmet and his canoe paddle and going to the No Frills to panic
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Geordies from north-east England believe the end of the world is nigh, now building underground bunkers and safe houses to escape the zombie apocalypse. In related news: Geordies are a form of human from north-east England (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You look like Lips and Azzholes today, Bologna, I say
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Help your pizza dough relax with some pineapple juice -- hey, but only if you get consent
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Fri January 14, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Nationwide, grocery stores are not receiving their treadmills
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
French bakers feeling the pain. Also fondling the baguettes, cuddling the brioche
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox couldn't find a supermarket with shelves bare enough for its narrative so it recycled a photo from Fukushima
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why grocery store shelves are empty again. Quick answer: Because supply chains are people. Wait, I thought that was Soylent Green
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Wed January 05, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Bioengineered food" is about to hit the supermarkets. Just don't refer to them as GMOs. Those letters are really, really scary to stupid people. Bioengineered, though? That word's like a warm, soft blanket
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Tue January 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Don't like wearing a mask? Leave it to Cleaver
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Fri December 31, 2021
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Hy-Vee to go Hy-Caliber
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Maurizio Buratti, known to his fans as Mauro from Mantua, had boasted of being a 'plague spreader' after deliberately going to a supermarket without a mask while feeling ill and having a temperature, just days before hospitalization"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Maurizio Buratti, known to his fans as Mauro from Mantua, had boasted of being a 'plague spreader' after deliberately going to a supermarket without a mask while feeling ill and having a temperature, just days before hospitalization"
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Tue December 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Food recalls pretty much came to a halt during the pandemic and nobody knows why, although we should probably be exploring the possibility that diseases like salmonella and listeria might increase the efficacy of ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sure, let's sell fireworks in the supermarket. I'm sure nobody will be silly enough to light em' up
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found guilty of torturing his wife's plastic surgeon with blowtorch, which is kind of a yelp review
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Our desire for freaky fast delivery and instant gratification will not be sated
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Fri December 03, 2021
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Customers and co-workers remember lady who for a quarter-century ran the slowest supermarket express lane in Virginia
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sales of plant-based "meats" are failing to coagulate from their fermented protein slurry
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
This is what lax parenting leads to. They obviously never told him not to play with his food
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tomorrow: shopping carts disappear worldwide
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tomorrow: shopping carts disappear worldwide
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Breakfast is going to get pricier next year. No, this is not some sort of Trix
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Size Matters
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
From the "Oh Yeah, That Story Again" media file comes your annual how much more Thanksgiving dinner will cost you this year article
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CVS to close 900 stores, save 9 million trees from being turned into CVS receipts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today, in good news/bad news: grocery store shelves will be stocked for Thanksgiving, but you won't be able to afford anything
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"When I saw the first Aldi advert I got super excited for the little cute banana.. But now looking at these. I'm well disappointed the banana looks scary and massive and Marcus looks like a tomato. The only one I like is bearded Kevin"
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deadly spiders at your local Piggly-Wiggly? That's bananas
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Mon November 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Does anyone really ever want to read "Walmart" and "fully driverless trucks" in the same sentence?
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Publix sues online pharmacy over use of the letter "P"
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Tue November 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British grocer Morrison's gets goosed for wording on packaging for fresh seasoned chicken which included the phrase "non-EU salt and pepper". Subby is uncertain who the dodos really are, ducks out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British grocer Morrison's gets goosed for wording on packaging for fresh seasoned chicken which included the phrase "non-EU salt and pepper". Subby is uncertain who the dodos really are, ducks out
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Thu October 28, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Your Fark Bosphorial Madlib of the Day: Turkey deports Syrian refugees over bananas controversy on social media
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Foods you will be guilted into overpaying for, and pretending to enjoy in 2022
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Foods you will be guilted into overpaying for, and pretending to enjoy in 2022
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British supermarkets ensure their shelves remain full by using cardboard cut-outs to hide gaps left by supply issues
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When this Scot needs another drink, he needs it now
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Thu October 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: Petrol station stocks back to normal. "Normal": storage tanks in Great Britain were 45% full ... the highest since May
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's dumpster diving, and then there's Whole Foods dumpster diving
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Vegan sausages
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Cradle Of Filth guest musician and Pagan folk artist Andrea Meyer one of the five people killed in bow and arrow attack in Norway last week. Richmond inconsolable
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Going postal is apparently back in fashion
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Mon October 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe the real "Before Times" were the friends we made along the way
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Tue October 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wendy's Frosty: Now available in chocolate, vanilla, and...cereal?
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
More food shortages are coming but this is no time to panic, everything will be just fine. [five minutes into the future] EVERYBODY PANIC
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sainsbury's wants to save Christmas from the Brexit Grinch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sainsbury's wants to save Christmas from the Brexit Grinch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indie gas stations in the UK run out of fuel, Mumford & Sons albums
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Thu September 30, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Imminent grocery shortage linked to worker shortage. Subby takes it a step further, links worker shortage to pay shortage. The wealthiest 1% wins again
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