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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's fussy food shoppers, used to shopping daily in person and checking the goods first-hand, finally bow to pandemic reality, use grocery shopping apps to buy what they need
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"Are you TRYING to be stupid?" No, it's effortless
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Tue June 30, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Focusing on core SKUs" is manufacturer-speak for "Yes, we are killing your favorite flavors and blaming the virus"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pouch wine will get you through summer quarantine, breakfast
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British supermarket confuses customers by introducing the limelon, a melon with a hint of lime. Still working on the pineapple-apple-pen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Newstalk KIT)
 
 
 
'Snap, Crackle, Pop' now determined to be racist
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kroger's coffers are even fuller than its shelves
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
All those nasty masks and gloves littering the streets are clogging drainage systems during hurricane season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I guess you could say that engine was really ... purring
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Tue June 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
To the left, the MSN list of the best independent grocery store in each state. To the right, well stated opinions on why MSN is so very, very wrong
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: when fleeing a supermarket with stuff you stole, don't forget your child
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Went to Walmart today. I started to go inside and hardly anyone was wearing a mask so I left. Most other stores around here still require a mask. How are things where you are? Dumbass tag is for Walmart shoppers
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Unless you are a family of 16, you should not buy avocados, spices, flour, coffee, or milk in bulk at Costco
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2020, not satisfied with only large-scale mayhem, decides to play joke: "...a container of almond milk was being sent away for a urine analysis, according to a police report"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2020, not satisfied with only large-scale mayhem, decides to play joke: "...a container of almond milk was being sent away for a urine analysis, according to a police report"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
After their Minnesota grocery store burned down, neighbors asked the public to help provide 80 bags of food for neighborhood students. The public responded with 25,000 bags of food
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meat plants are opening back up but the price of burgers will still be high
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Sun May 31, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Bristol, baby And finally it looks like the Air Titan might stay parked with a zero chance of rain. The Supermarket Heroes 500 rolls at 3:30 PM ET on FS1
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Even its employees are saying Walmart and Skynet just don't mix
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Halitosis makes a comeback as the virus has impulse buys restrained
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seriously, are we not doing Oxford comma anymore?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but Gilroy is running out of garlic
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Instagram baker has tasty yet healthy chocolate brownie recipe with a special secret ingredient that makes it transcendent and amazing: tinned black beans. Oh wow
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
Weeners
 
Are you pandemic-buying hot dogs like a weiner-crazed hotdog nut? Hotdogs are flying off the shelves at supermarkets these coronavirus days
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Shoppers are ditching their primary grocery stores during the pandemic. This is good for local/ethnic markets
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Shoppers are ditching their primary grocery stores during the pandemic. This is good for local/ethnic markets
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marks & Spencer in hot water for selling hand sanitizer for £11.50 a bottle
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Mon May 18, 2020
(PureWow)
 
 
 
Hmm 30 minutes before the next online meeting. I guess I could get prepared .... or I could have some fun and pull off a virtual bank robbery in this escape room. 20 minutes huh, gotta go
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Well, how ELSE would Jeff Bezos earn another $30 billion unless he ends the extra $2/hour 'Hazard Pay' for employees?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
What happens when food production issues, stay-at-home orders, more expenses due to pandemic hit grocery stores?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supermarket set to stock specialist spuds seldom sold save to select celebrity chefs
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(Today)
 
 
 
Well, we can't let the serfs start thinking they're as good as us job creators. Otherwise I might not be able to buy the new yacht, and that would be a real tragedy
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Augsburg's manager banned for Saturday's match . . . for buying toothpaste
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Wed May 13, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Giant illegal scanning device found in self-checkout at DC store. But wouldn't it make sense to make these things smaller so that people don't notice them?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Locked down shoppers turn to vegetables, shun ready meals. Wait that can't be right - oh. It's not America
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have not been to People of Walmart lately, let's see how they're handling the pandemic
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Costco: We won't allow you in our stores without a mask. Protesters: Fine, then we'll boycott your stores. Costco: OK?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is benefiting from the real meat shortage. 'When my meat supply runs out, I'll be roasting veggies, you keep your fake meat to yourself' - subby
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Send fish to your friends, not a message
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Penguins coach Mike Sullivan pays for groceries for senior shoppers at two supermarkets
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Tue May 05, 2020
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Carnivorious consumers now heading directly to farms for their meat because of limits on meat products in supermarkets
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store
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Mon May 04, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's the deal with baby carrots?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That they need to dust more often, just like the rest of us
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Many SNAP recipients fall into one or more "high-risk" categories for Covid-19. However, most grocery delivery places don't accept SNAP as payment. So these lucky people get to choose between staying safe and eating
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods warns "The food supply chain is breaking" as Americans realize things really haven't changed since Upton Sinclair's time
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
Whole Foods Workers: "We want protective gear" Amazon: "How about a T-shirt?"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Having trouble ordering groceries online? Here's why
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC article fails to deliver on its sexy-party headline: "Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop"
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Walmart to deliver People of Walmart development kits to your house
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain Publix buys surplus food, milk from farmers, donates all to Feeding America across Southeast US
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for spitting chewed food into fruit bins, earning a $15,000 bail and lifelong membership into the Legion of Evil as 'The Masticator'
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Ramadan Kareem, Ramadan starts this evening, wishing all who celebrate a blessed holiday. LGT 10 easy Arabic phrases to learn if you wish
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Retail workers at essential businesses are frustrated by customers who are lollygagging in stores and purchasing nonessential items. That fleshlight and vibrator may be unessential to you, but after a month of being home your standards change
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dispatches from a supermarket worker, four weeks into the lockdown: UK edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
These are the five biggest threats to the US's food supply chains
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Surely Primark had 3-6 months of expenses put aside in a savings account for rough patches, such as going from £650m sales a month to nothing. If not, then really who's fault is it for being financially irresponsible?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like grocery stores without toilet paper? You're gonna love grocery stores without shoppers
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart to hire 50,000 more disposable workers for the Coronavirus demand
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mushroom sales up 18 percent, as pandemic reveals America's affinity for things that are kept in the dark and constantly fed shiat
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Small meat shops filling gaps' is not a Pornhub search in this timeline. Yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic has companies dropping earnings guidance like used rubber gloves in supermarket parking lot
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
It was really just boredom, looking out the window every day, said the man looking out the window at the line to get into Trader Joe's
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Need Froot Loops, banana peppers and low pulp orange juice? What's your last name?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who tried to return 150 one-litre bottles of hand sanitiser could end up in solvent
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who tried to return 150 one-litre bottles of hand sanitiser could end up in solvent
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Grocery store forgets to close on Easter Sunday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are food shortages coming? Yes, if we panic. So, yes
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon Fresh and Amazon Prime Now's next available slot for delivery for new customers is some indefinite time between now and August, maybe
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thinking of ordering your groceries online? Yeah....well.....good luck with that
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh, you were serious. Let me laugh harder
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Not only will the corona virus change the world, it will change McDonalds FOREVER
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Not only will the corona virus change the world, it will change McDonalds FOREVER
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mountains of current food waste to soon be juxtaposed against the inevitable shortages to come
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Simulation shows how easily a cough can spread coronavirus. It's like the nuclear blast scene from Terminator 2
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student creates a computer program that tells you when an Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods delivery slot opens up ... ooops, too late. See you next Wednesday at 11pm
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly licking $1800 worth of items in Safeway grocery store
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ stores and supermarkets to start limiting customers to 50% of capacity. Which shouldn't be too hard as they won't be allowing customers without impossible-to-find face masks in the first place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK's biggest supermarket chain responds to £600M taxpayer bailout by: (A) hiring more staff and restocking shelves, (B) investing in home delivery for quarantined customers, (C) giving shareholders a £900M dividend
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Posting post-it notes of silly observations to elicit a grin. Postponed Malone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A comprehensive guide to avoiding the grocery store and pharmacy. Step 1: Stay home. Step 2: See step one. The end
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Interesting, brief Shoprite shopper report from the front line in NJ. tl;tr -- stay away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grocery store workers are beginning to die from COVID-19. Good thing they don't cost much to replace. And if you're outraged by that, hold on to that outrage and remember it when this is all over and everybody forgets about them being "heroes"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If there are no more celebrities outside, will there still be celebrity tabloids? Sadly, the answer is yes, but they are acting weird
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SF Bay Area residents best at sheltering in place. New York City residents best at stockpiling liquor
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Zealand prime minister declares Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy essential workers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Zealand prime minister declares Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy essential workers
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Sun April 05, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says he's been panic-buying booze to cope with the Coronavirus pandemic lockdown
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Rent's due. Fark you, pay me. Virus? Fark you, pay me. Unemployed? Fark you, pay me
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Retail purchases of milk rose nearly 53% for the week ended March 21, butter sales surged more than 127% and cheese rose more than 84%. Today the Dairy Farmers of America tell farmers, "We need you to start dumping your milk"
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Thu April 02, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's sad to think of all the flightless chickens out there, and all for naught
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Wed April 01, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona reports 29 deaths, 1,413 cases statewide. But it's a dry cough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Malaysia's anti-nagging campaign suspended due to excessive nagging
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Malaysia's anti-nagging campaign suspended due to excessive nagging
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And promptly ignored by customers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The South finally gets around to rising again - Wawa announces it's being purchased by Publix
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Wall Street isn't going to like this, Yogi
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Tue March 31, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Milquetoast governor issues milquetoast stay-at-home order
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today's dipshiat about to be slapped with bioterrorism charges for spreading the Covid is from Flint, Michigan
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you're 'essential' enough to work through a pandemic, you're essential enough to be paid a living farking wage
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The problem isn't necessarily stockpiling, it's the supply chain
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Sun March 29, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
A true hidden gem in Pennsylvania
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Fri March 27, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Elderly man runs out of food, calls 911. Dispatcher sends Cop with donated groceries. Best story we'll read about all day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aquafaba? Aquafabulous, rather. Subby has no eggs but craves meringue. This recipe might just work
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even when panic buying in the middle of a pandemic, nobody wants the chocolate hummus, shrimp-flavored ramen, or pineapple pizza
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cookers have methods for dealing with all your panic-bought groceries. For instance, try our our Mango Chutney-TP casserole
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(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Our favorite Mythbuster shows us why social distancing is so damn important, in the best Mythbuster way ever
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
The secret to surviving the coronavirus pandemic? Cheese balls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail says this woman going to the supermarket in a zorb ball is just a prank, but offers no evidence to prove this. Subby now doubts existence of pranks
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman 'who the police know to be a chronic problem in the community' purposely coughed on $35,000 worth of supermarket food
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Wed March 25, 2020
(so far away)
 
 
 
Stay way over there & look at these classic album covers made "socially distant"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Knucklehead" charged with terroristic threats, harassment and obstruction after coughing on a supermarket employee and telling her he had coronavirus. The things people will do to not use their own toilet paper
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In locked-down Malaysia, a husband shopping for groceries while his wife stays at home to direct his every move remotely is considered to be the most HILARIOUS thing ever
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(MTV UK)
 
 
 
Can't find eggs at the supermarket? Just get some chickens like Tom Holland. With pics of Tom Holland holding chickens
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Grocers across the country are adding sneeze guards to cash registers since customers can't f*cking cover their mouths
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ACME supermarkets to install Plexiglas dividers between the cashier and customers at the checkout. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons to not even try to speculate what could possibly go wrong
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Mon March 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Please get ready for the storm to hit, because hit it will" says Nestle's CEO Yoda
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK supermarket: "Please respect that the first grocery shopping hour is reserved for the fatigued, overworked NHS staff." UK general public: "THIS IS SPARTA"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nursing home made a life-size Hungry Hungry Hippos game, and it looks awesome
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's largest grocery store chain giving front line workers a 15% raise during the pandemic. Your move, well, everyone else
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(vancouver is awesome dot com)
 
 
 
British Columbia couple brings up a trailer and cleans out a supermarket's meat section. Naturally, people are pissed, eh
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How grocery stores restock shelves in the age of COVID-19
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So all non-essential businesses are to close in New York. Liquor stores are considered essential. Hero tag to the state employee who made that decision. Cheers
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Here's a message from a nurse who just finished a 48-hour shift from dealing with the coronavirus pandemic and tried to go buy food afterwards
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(PBS)
 
 
 
There would be plenty of groceries if people stopped buying them
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Thu March 19, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
With empty shelves in the supermarkets Subby has one question, is John Lithgow a time traveler sent here to warn us?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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Wed March 18, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
The silver lining to COVID-19 is that Italians are finally learning to queue like civilized people
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
L'etranger, c'est maintentant (at least in Italy)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's like they are trying to get them sick?
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Have you ventured outside (safely)? "It's a little freaky and scary. I am ready to go home. I am ready to be at home"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target shortens operational hours effective today, announces the store's first hour will be dedicated to serving the elderly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes and no
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Suck it up Buttercup. Try Costco on Black Friday
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's everything you should have bought when you could still buy things. Better luck in your next life
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Grocery store gives seniors an hour to shop without those pesky kids around, pizza chain will deliver free pizzas to seniors. Bonus: subby is barely a senior, will be found in the produce aisle doing his best Burgess Meredith impression
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And now, The Atlantic thoroughly overthinks how to obtain food
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes lashes out at media over his telling folks to go out and get smashed, rather than sit at home with their pallets of rotting grapefruit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. retail sales only dropped 0.5% in February, in what's going to be the best economic news for the rest of the year
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Three key drivers can help consumer staples keep outperforming, says "wealth manager" who's been continually blackout drunk for the past 7 days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: the retail store closings are coming
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
LVMH, maker of Christian Dior, Givenchy, Guerlain perfume is switching ALL it's perfume and cosmetic factories to make nothing but hand sanitizer, starting Monday
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Sat March 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
France surrenders
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's the psychology behind why people panic buy toilet paper. It has something to do with "zero risk bias". Also it's nice to have toilet paper
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you braved the hordes of toilet paper seeking shoppers? Share your stories and photos of the 2020 retail apocalypse
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you haven't hit the store for panic buying yet, here's what's left
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City supermarket shoppers react to a possible quarantine in the usual calm manner you would expect from anxious A-type personalities
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Sun March 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First British supermarkets start rationing essential items due to coronavirus hoarding, a full 10 months ahead of planned post-Brexit rationing
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New South Wales police called to a grocery store to stop a brawl over.....toilet paper. "There is no need for it. It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that." You know the law: three shoppers enter, one shopper leaves
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New South Wales police called to a grocery store to stop a brawl over.....toilet paper. "There is no need for it. It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that." You know the law: three shoppers enter, one shopper leaves
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Fri March 06, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK's Health Minister Matt Hancock: "We're working closely with Supermarkets to make sure shelves stay stocked while idiots panic buy soap & toilet roll" Supermarket CEOs "Who said what in the when now?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK's Health Minister Matt Hancock: "We're working closely with Supermarkets to make sure shelves stay stocked while idiots panic buy soap & toilet roll" Supermarket CEOs "Who said what in the when now?"
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Super Mark, et al)
 
 
 
Woman demonstrates the most efficient and cheapest way to get your drink on
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