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Fri July 23, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Super Bowl winner Leonard Fournette snubs Biden, snubs vaccination, snubs being snubbed. Snub
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bucs become not only first team to have a home Super Bowl in their stadium, but their stadium inside their Super Bowl rings
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Thu July 22, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, you can only sell your soul to the Devil once, and you already did back in the early '90s
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted your team to sport helmets with truck nuts drawn on the back, well... this is your year, Colts fans
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Wed July 21, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alex Guerrero, Tom Brady's trainer / snake oil salesman, said he expects Tom to play at least two more years
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady remains diplomatic regarding Jimmy Garoppolo being the 'motherf-ker' he was mocking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers set to receive another championship ring
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sports journalism at its finest: "Would Broncos be better served with Jeff Bezos or Thurston Howell III as owner?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saquon Barkley to receive $10,500,000 in future endorsement money in Bitcoin. He wants all $9,500,000 exclusively in the crypto. What does he advertise to earn $11,500,000, anyway?
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Is the answer by creating an Aaron Rodgers problem for 2022?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady and his team could receive a major punishment from the NFL for cheating. This is not a repeat from 2007, 2015, or any other year
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Thu July 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deja vu all over again. It must be close to the start of NFL training camp as the Dak Prescott MVP discussions get in full swing
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer didn't think that the NFL rules would apply to him. Luckily, we have a tag for that
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Wed July 14, 2021
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Packers fan creates music video that asks Aaron Rodgers & team to 'hug it out'
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Tue July 13, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Steelers' Ben Roethlisberger is even stricter than Tom Brady with new diet and weight loss plan, only snorting diet coke
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Role reversal: NFL star pens moving tribute to NFL writer who passed away at a young age
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
"I'll see it when I believe it." Wait, what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nothing is more embarrassing to Trump than his most ardent supporters
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
"We have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, NUTmobile, Spam and Spam"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
That would be a shame if the Rams would have to pay all those seat licenses back to the fans of St. Louis and while your at it, have some of their henchman(jones/goodell)pay punitive damages
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Fri July 09, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Derek Carr wasn't the 'motherf-ker' Tom Brady was mocking
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Thu July 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady warned to not attempt to throw or deflate the Stanley Cup
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
It is high. It is far. It is ... a home run from earlier in the game
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Wed July 07, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders to win Super Bowl over Packers, then sign Davante Adams away from them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not just the dialogue between J.K. Simmons and Chris Pratt. The soundtrack for "The Tomorrow War" has an instrumental called "Miami Dolphins Still Suck"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Packers all out of faith, this is how they feel, they're cold and they're shamed, lying naked on the floor
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Gronk claims he recruited Tom Brady to Tampa Bay, not the other way around. Of course, Gronk only pawn in game of life
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Tue July 06, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If not for Olivia, TB12 might have 12 Super Bowl rings
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson might not play football for two seasons based on the way his legal issues are playing out. He might be a bit touchy about that
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Sat July 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
HBO's Hard Knocks will feature...the Cowboys.To be fair, you do have to be a sucky team to qualify
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Every year, German discount chain Lidl celebrates the USA with "America Week" and hawks line of classic American staple foods like Milk Drink Cookie Flavor, Honey Mustard Party Balls, and Cookie Brownie on Chocolate Cake
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Thu July 01, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good" "You just dont understand football, Marge"
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
More than any other, one sports franchise has led the way for tolerance, inclusiveness, smelly fans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady gets deal to be Subway spokesperson. Gisele Bündchen says he's perfect, because he's got low quality meat and lies about being 6 inches
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Thu June 24, 2021
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
The Eagle-Tribune proves proper grammar, is not, a prerequisite for a journalism employment
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Tue June 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs player arrested for carrying a concealed weapon "in plain sight." I'm a little confused on the whole "concealed/unconcealed thing"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eli Manning is returning to the Giants
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Here's a cool, brand new ad for the original Macintosh. However, unlike Ridley Scott's legendary, dark, dystopian, ominous 1984 ad, no Boobies tag ( ...unless you zoom way in on the Cool tag maybe)
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Someone bet a lot of money that the Browns will make subby march in another parade in Cleveland in January
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Sat June 19, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Really? The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
That means no
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz was a creepy douche in law school too
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers, at press conference to hype the "The Match" (Tom Brady and Phil Mickelson vs. Rodgers and Bryson DeChambeau), wore a t shirt with "I'M OFFENDED"; a message to the Packers?
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York to throw ticker tape parade to honor essential workers. Parade to honor sanitation workers who have to clean up all that crap still unscheduled
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Eagles sign former 49ers QB. No, not that one. Not that one, either
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Sun June 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell burns a bridge with a team he plays for. This is not a repeat from 2018
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Thu June 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tebow is just the latest example in the grand tradition of NFL training camp sideshows
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
When your name is Brownson and you're hired by the Browns, you're expected to do Browns things
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Talking Head: "I feel sorry for Packers fans having to deal with QB drama." Everybody else in the league: *stares motherfarkerly*
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Tue June 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former New York Giants head coach Jim Fassel dies at 71
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
If you're wondering about that purple rain of tears, today would have been Prince's 63rd birthday
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Amazon Bears
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Why? Is he in danger?
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost a whole lot of weight and would like to show you the fruits of her labor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has given away over 1.5 million doughnuts to vaccinated Americans. Homer Simpson unavailable for comment
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Sun May 30, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
46 year-old Helio Castroneves wins his record-tying 4th Indy 500, will soon have an honorary lifetime membership in the Fark "We own the lawn" Old Fart Society
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NESN)
 
 
 
The reason Tom Brady has at least two of his Super Bowl wins has retired at the age of 48
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite having a decade of coaching experience, along with a Super Bowl ring, former Eagles assistant coach Eugene Chung was told "You are not the right minority we're looking for" during an interview this offseason
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(AARP)
 
 
 
Six product shortages that could make this summer suck
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Fri May 21, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning hopes Aaron Rodgers remains in Green Bay, adding, "He'd go batsh*t in some place like OMAHA"
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Thu May 20, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick is a lying piece of shiat
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Wed May 19, 2021
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Heated argument between two friends about Tom Brady lands one in jail. Too bad they couldn't just deflate the situation before the cops were called
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"On command, you could train him like if one of your groups isn't doing well you could just take him over to their section and just have it take a dump right there in the middle of where their section is at and then bring him on back"
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Sat May 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since this is the silly season for the NFL when all the news is, well, silly, here's your annual "This year the Browns are legit, no we mean it, stop laughing" article
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Thu May 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because you're Tom Brady? Just spitballing here
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Former Vikings head farking coach Jerry Farking Burns is dead at the farking age of 94
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers hire Dan Morgan as assistant GM. Make sure he wears a helmet while working
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is trying out for the Texans, and that's no laughing matter
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packers add 2 QBs to roster. Subtext: "Aaron, you're under contract and if you want to hold out, we're calling your bluff"
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poor Tom Brady, says he's "fearful" of life after football. I don't know, maybe he can drown his sorrows in his millions of dollars and supermodel wife
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Gronk donates $1.2M to rehabilitate Boston playground, accent
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official: the best day of Tom Brady's life will be the day he sells his $6 million yacht
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NFL announces that it's giving away 50 free Super Bowl tickets to fans who've been fully vaccinated. Presumably they'll locate the winners through their microchips
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Thu May 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions expected to carry on without Kerryon
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Wed May 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We'll never forget you Arthur
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
TE decides to retire instead of play for the Lions. Not a repeat from 2019
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too early for an NFL Power rankings story? What? Are you nuts? Football season is just FOUR months away
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steph Curry shoots the lights out against the Pelicans. On a number of levels
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bradshaw says you done screwed up A-A-Ron
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Super Bowl champion turned professional fisherman was found sleeping with the fishes
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS crows that they are once again the most watched TV network in America, thanks to the Super Bowl, the Equalizer, and the Harry & Meghan Sit-down with Oprah. Also, they own all the shows for old people
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Wed April 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like a Bridge over troubled water, I will trade you now
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Tue April 27, 2021
(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
"Framing Janet Jackson"?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
In 1984, ESPN hired a 23-year-old nerd for $400 to give some authoritative-ish opinions on picks during a dull-as-usual NFL draft. Today, Mel Kiper Jr is only 60 and is the world's most famous draftnik despite being often wrong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, how's that decision to draft Aaron Rogers' replacement last year working out Green Bay Packers?
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mongo just pawn of ALS
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Busted Steelers player handcuffed during traffic stop
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Wed April 21, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch and the NRA are teaming up, which is not chilling at all. In fact it may be pretty cool
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Tue April 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin signs a new deal with the Steelers, saying he want to forge ahead into the post-Roethlisberger era
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's last call for Yahoo Answers, so get your questions in now, or we may never find out how babby is formed
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Mon April 19, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Pretty sure we can just name it the "Alex Smith Comeback Player of the Year Award" now that he has retired
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Sun April 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN dares to ask if Zach Wilson can uphold the Jets' elite QB legacy of Sam Darnold, Josh McNown, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith, and Mark Sanchez
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. The final nail in the coffin for the Millennials
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Maybe it's because #Oscarssozzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Giant corporation saves Rockstar. This is not a repeat from your favorite classic band
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New England now has no worthwhile quarterback. Julian Edelman retires
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
How now Brown Clown?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Atlanta, Jacksonville and Arizona: you have the highest percentage of gameday binge drinkers
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Sat April 10, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
And BOOM, video game icon is 85
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
US considering Olympic boycott. This is not a repeat from 1980
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Ndamukong Suh welcomes twin boys. In true Suh fashion, he accidentally on purpose, "accidentally" kicked each boy in the nuts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During Jeopardy final round, contestant answers with only question that matters to guest host Aaron Rodgers
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Americans finally emerge from year-long pandemic bubble for WrestleMania in Tampa
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I thought I could get him to control the crazies, and instead I found myself talking to the president of the club. One of us was crazy. Maybe it was me"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
♫ It's peanut butter jelly time, it's peanut butter jelly time, it's peanut butter jelly time ♫
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Time is running out to buy Jack Lambert's false teeth container
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