Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Super Bowl'
Fri August 07, 2020
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might be a big fan of your team, but you're not a "turn 125 acres of land into a giant logo" big fan
source: kmbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Predicting the players from every NFL team that will make the Hall of Fame. Dolphins and Jets fans can just move right along
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denmark is proud to present this year's Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year. Can I get an amen .... Amen
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Which NFL QBs have most (and least) job security? Are Roethlisberger, Prescott, and Cam Newton on thin ice?
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Free beer is coming to one NFL city this year. Too bad your team's kicker sucks
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So where do all 32 NFL teams stand in terms of allowing fans at games?
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 03, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Tawmmy's 43 today, which is incalculable in GOAT years
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doug Pederson catches the Covid-19 Special
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 30, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFL chose its top 100 players of the year and somehow managed to flip numbers four and one
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 28, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes is now a part owner of The Royals, adding to his existing ownership of the Broncos, Chargers, and Raiders
source: kshb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With Brady gone, the Patriots are less eager to play the season
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Let's hear it for the Washington "_______________'s" - What's in a name? Just ask the New York Jews
source: blog.timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 26, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Iron cross Mike says you're all a bunch of cowards
source: triblive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Jamal Adams gets his wish ... and the Seahawks get even better, damn them. And yes, subby is a Niners fan
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After nine days of deliberations and many great suggestions, The Washington [REDACTEDS] are no more. They shall henceforth be known as *checks notes* Football Team
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, that didn't last long. Antonio Brown un-retires, wanting "clarity" about his status from the NFL
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs GM Brett Veach built a Super Bowl champion, signed Patrick Mahomes to a record contract, and now has his name on a road
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 21, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Three words behind NHL restart: loss minimization, inventory. Sorry hockey romantics, "Players aren't playing because they want to. They're playing because they have to"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brees and Mahomes among the NFL players calling an audible on the NFL season
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 16, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Oh Art Schlichter, never change. Art Schlichter: OK
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 15, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Post Malone, property of Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce. And he's got their signatures tattooed on his body to prove it
source: vulture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 14, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson on Mahomes' deal: 'I've got to get where he's at.' Josh Rosen already thinking the same thing about Suzy Kolber's job
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dear Cam, normally that metaphor is reserved for when no one is talking about something. I think this might have been addressed once or twice
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
KC Chiefs to change logo to fire helmet, mascot to Dalmatian, stadium name to Nozzle, tomahawk chop to wave, and drum to fire alarm. Ha ha ha no. American Indians stereotypes are fun, like a Halloween costume
source: fansided.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Every NFL team's best player that isn't in the Hall of Fame. Yet
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 10, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And the award for worst take on the Mahomes mega-deal goes to... Zombie Deadspin
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Desperate for an audience and clicks, "Patriots Insider" writes to Boston audience that Jerry Rice was greater than Tom Brady
source: nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 08, 2020
(Patrick MaBarker)
 
 
 
Melvin Gordon says Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes is 'worth every dime,' while Dion Lewis disagrees, says more like $502,999,999.80 or $502,999,999.90, tops
source: clutchpoints.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 07, 2020
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not sure what might have just happened, but Dak Prescott now believes the Cowboys should pay their young quarterback more money
source: 247sports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After watching the nacho table video, subby wants to know if anyone has an awesome queso recipe that would go great on nachos or on its own
source: aspicyperspective.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Greatest NFL Team of All-Time" per voting, the same process that brought you the U.S. President
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 30, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Proposal: Any Facebook group exceeding a certain membership threshold -- say, 5,000 people -- should be automatically made public
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick gets signed to a new contract
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 28, 2020
(Washington Redskins)
 
 
 
The Head Hog has gone on to Hog Heaven
source: redskins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If it's contact tracing and lose a guy for 14 days, I don't know how we're going to have a football season"
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 27, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The sweet irony of Jack Abramoff's new legal troubles? It involves paying off conservative writers to print "fake news"
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints safety Malcolm Jenkins must not want to play football this year
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*Spins the wheel of offended* Time to change the national anthem
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 21, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jiim Kiick kiicks thhe buucket
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 16, 2020
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Denying COVID-19 reality, Nashville SC will return to play in July. "In being the first major team in our city to return, Nashville SC won't just be the cherry on top. It'll be the entire meal, and man, a sports-hungry city sure is ready to eat"
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is always no
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 12, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Josh Allen gets drunk on Corona (beer) and buys a new Allstate insurance plan because his Copperfit knee band doesn't really work as advertised
source: wkbw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 11, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
These NFL stars were once drafted by MLB, and too bad none of them could be this generation's Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once Patrick Mahomes said Black Lives Matter, the league had to follow
source: theundefeated.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
NFL's mysterious 180 on its $tand regarding peaceful prote$t
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 04, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers responds to Drew Brees: "It has never been about an anthem or a flag". Touchdown
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Black Voters Are Coming for Trump." Yes. Yes they are
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 28, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
All you have to do is let a little air out of the stadium
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Master Thief hopes to catch a break in sentence for 'Murphing' Brink's warehouse, in which $90M went up in flames after being set alight by a thermal lance. It's true, in crime, you have to watch where you're Murphing
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you accidentally set fire to all the money you plan to steal, are you really a "master thief?"
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Former Miss Hawaii secures spot as NFL cheerleader, and not by chants
source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 27, 2020
(Layne change)
 
 
 
"Normally, curses are dismissed as nothing but pure mumbo-jumbo. However, the same may not be said for the Detroit Lions"
source: essentiallysports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
With expected salary cap drop, NFL teams expected to be 'cautious' with long-term deals. Ezekiel Elliott, signed through 2027, might have to buy Dak his Starbucks
source: sportsnaut.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 26, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez is heartbroken over delayed wedding, because, really, how many times do you get to walk down the aisle for the fourth time??
source: inquisitr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mildly electrocuted myself this morning while testing a power cable. I've done this several times before but it's still an unnatural feeling. Still no superpowers
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While we wait for actual football to start, ESPN has released its thoroughly vetted odds for every team to reach the Super Bowl. Tell us why they're wrong to the right
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
27 years ago today...'Doink'
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eli Manning finally joins Twitter, gets humorous welcome from Tom Brady
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Quantum scale violinist needed, apply within
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Jets finally get an elite quarterback
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Belichick? Who?
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saints being tempted?
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Due to the success of "The Last Dance," 2021 will have a Tom Brady series, 2022 will feature Wayne Gretsky, and 2023 will have a Butterbean series, to cover the GOAT for each sport
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Orleans' Superdome to get new name in '21. Maybe Steve, Kevin, or Domey McDomeypants
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 19, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Public outbursts of cabin fever: "In other words, you weak. They don't even put your name in the same sentence as me. Remember that"
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 18, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
No team has defeated all 5 bird teams in a season (inc. playoffs) since the Ravens joined the NFL in 96. The Cowboys will attempt it in 2020
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 16, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor says no full stadiums this fall. Or as the Lions call it: Sunday
source: amp.freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 15, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Food sales, food shortages, food excesses, weird food flavors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 26-May 2: Dead Chunk of Tree Edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 14, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"It was after 10 on the night before Super Bowl XXXIII. The first episode of a new series - "The Sopranos" - was being re-aired"
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how is it that Cam Newton is still a free agent?
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 12, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Tagovailoa has the top selling jerseys in the NFL, followed by Brady, then Tagovialoa
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft's Super Bowl LI ring is up for auction, and it already has an inflated bid of $650,000
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Brady arriving means Tampa Bay will actually get on TV now
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Friendly trash talk between Tom Brady and Peyton Manning over upcoming golf tournament is at an All-Pro level
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Four hidden ways the new NFL schedule leaves room for a shortened season
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The NFL thinks coronavirus doesn't affect them. That's adorable
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
You may want to do a Cartman freeze for this ... Drew Brees vs Tom Brady to open 2020/21 NFL season from New Orleans. Tag is for the NFL ... the world needs this game
source: wwltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Cowboys quarterback Andy Dalton eyes the upcoming season as a setup to 'second half' of career, which means he may bounce around a few teams sitting on their bench
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
News: Earl Thomas held at gunpoint. Fark: by his wife. TotalFark: because he was cheating. UltraFark: with his brother
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 06, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Your Mount Rushmore sucks without Madden
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 05, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Eli Manning says Daniel Jones will benefit from his absence, not being blinded by the glare from his Super Bowl rings
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how popular LeBron's "The Decision" was with fans, NFL to release 2020 schedule on Thursday night in three-hour telecast
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dolphins reveal plans to host fans at stadium amid coronavirus pandemic: Let them enter in staggered fashion before they all clump together in the beer lines and seating rows
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don Shula goes laces out
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 02, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kansas City goes out and gets a Taco
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 01, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lost among the debate of when sports should restart is that college football has no single governing body, and the SEC and BIG12 aren't going to care about anyone else
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Exploring one of Minnesota's great sports tragedies: What if the Vikings hadn't made the Herschel Walker trade?
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The scariest horror movie of all time? Groundhog Day. "I. Got. You. BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE"
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre thinks Aaron Rodgers will go the way Brett did with the Packers
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 28, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs punter is just Dustin the wind
source: ksnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 27, 2020
(Sports Business Daily)
 
 
 
Another benefit of coronavirus: If the NFL season is delayed, Superbowl Sunday may actually land on a three day weekend
source: sportsbusinessdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No worries Aaron, that's what the Giants told now retired Eli last year
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Protip: on Draft Day, don't decline any phone calls
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL draft pick regrets the right-wing militia tattoo he has, in spite of being drafted by the Patriots
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 21, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson expected to suffer horrific injury due to terrible curse
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Patriots agree to trade a 7th-round draft pick to the Bucs for a fourth-round pick. Oh, and they traded Gronk too
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Colts legend Mike Curtis passed away at age 77. Let's remember the time he decked out a fan on the field, shall we?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady decides to cheat on quarantines, too
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 17, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost Norwegian mountain, rediscovered thanks to global warming, reveals unlikely Viking artifacts: knitted mitten, wooden whisk, horse skull, broken walking stick with runic inscription, Super Bowl champion ring
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the sports world silenced by pandemic, Vegas starts betting on escorts.... Escorts? How does that work? Bet on how fast she can.... What? .... Oh ... esports .... Never mind
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Old-Spice might protect block certain unpleasant BO, but it does not protect against you catching the Covid-19 virus
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 14, 2020
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Bill Murray helps retool Jeep Superbowl ad as coronavirus PSA. Doesn't advocate groundhogs driving since nobody's on the road
source: autoblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And now, a tale of how Patrick Mahomes single-handedly prevented hundreds of COVID-19 deaths in San Francisco
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 13, 2020
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Tavaris Jackson killed in a Carvaris crash
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL Draft five-year analysis of every team. Bears are too damned high
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders, who won Super Bowls with Dallas and San Francisco, upset that a new Atlanta player is wearing "his" number
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 10, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Go home Bill, You're Drunk
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's coronavirus fringe benefit: MASSIVE CHICKEN WING SURPLUS
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »





On Twitter



X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.