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Sun July 05, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Kids these days don't know the simple joys of playing street hockey outside on a summer's day and drinking lead, antimony, bromine, organotin, phthalates, and bisphenol A from the neighbor's garden hose
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Here's your 4th of July thread. So what are you doing on Independence Day aka The Christmas of Summertime? Any traditions that you do on this day? Be safe and maybe set off a few fireworks and enjoy this patriotic day
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Kids might die in cars more often this summer because parents don't want their kids to be infected when they go run errands
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two weeks in the UK this summer? Better make it three so that you can spend at least one week outside of your quarantined hotel room
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who says the AP doesn't have a sense of humor?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gettysburg cops forced to continually address fake Antifa plot
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Iconic Portland statue of an elk, to commemorate, um, elk is defaced and burned by protesters to stick it to the mammal
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ice melts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines to yellow-card Covidiots who insist on their freedom to go maskless in flight
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the possible exception of a few businesses, most Canadians have realized that "not having to deal with Americans in our country because of the pandemic" is a feature, not a bug
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's worst is always what's next
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The Racist White People of America Summer Tour makes a stop in Michigan with Noise Complaint Nancy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cape Cod officials assure visitors that the beaches are open
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Good morning New York. It's been a nice three month reprieve but it's time to move your cars again so the bullet casings can be swept away
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC subway riders are returning to work in state of the art subway cars. State of the art from 1964 that is
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Discussing race is uncomfortable. Change my mind
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Singing the songs of summer in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Singing the songs of summer in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer Vacation
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pouch wine will get you through summer quarantine, breakfast
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Think we're in the golden age of geeky, pop-culture films? See what ran in just 10 weeks during the summer of 1982: The Thing, Poltergeist, The Road Warrior, Tron, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Conan the Barbarian, and E.T. Oh--and Blade Runner
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Thu June 25, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Not all heroes wear capes, some of them don't even wear bikini tops"
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Boeing Stock Buyers Are Too Optimistic." Is that even possible or is some analyst troll-dividing by zero?
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
We won't wish you a Happy Birthday until you do the Truffle Shuffle. DO IT
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Guinness brewery steps up to the bar to resupply Irish pubs with fresh pints for its coronavirus reopening on Monday with thousands of kegs. Bonus: They're also 'Raising the Bar' to fund and help pubs pay for new hygiene and safety measures
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, thermostat ettiquete is a thing
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The fog's getting thicker, and Penney's list of store closings is getting larrrrrrrger
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German economy will shrink 6.5% this year due to the coronavirus pandemic
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis prepares to take nuclear power plant hostage in new thriller "Reactor." Gone Fission would have made a better title
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
To fill absence of summer festivals, Japan unveils world's first drive-in haunted house, in garage "where a horrible incident occurred long ago. Now people say that if you park your car inside and honk your horn three times, something will happen"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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Sun June 21, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
June 21 is when Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream takes place. Here's London's Shakespeare's Globe company doing the play. Get some culture you bunch of Pucks
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
The Summer Solstice at Stonehenge (the largest henge in the world) will be live-streamed tonight
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
At 5:43 PM ET is the summer solstice in the Northern Hemisphere. How will you celebrate it?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California firefighters' training video is legendary
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biden plans to formally accept the Democratic presidential nomination in person at scaled-back convention in Milwaukee
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
More signs of the coming apocalypse: 'Ring of fire' eclipse on summer solstice is 'sign in heavens' of coming end of days (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's the fastest way to chill your warm bottle beer or wine using SALT, ice and water during this scorching summer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because its summery stormy weather season, here is your nice loud reminder that lightning will fark you right up and does not care one bit about the rules
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Plan? Like to keep people from getting each other sick? Oh, Tulsa BOK Center arena, you sweet summer child. P.S.: Don't hold your breath for payment, either
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
As their dining rooms reopen, McDonald's is looking to hire 260,000 workers
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Nine doggo breeds that can take the summer heat even less than you, and what to do about heatstroke
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Free Comic Book Summer of Love. Condoms optional
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Thu June 18, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Studio Ghibli films coming to cinemas for "once in a lifetime" event this summer. It might be worth dying for, and that would make it once in a lifetime
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Home baking is now cooling off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landlords forced to provide air conditioning in Chicago so people don't drop dead in the summer
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Having spent a ton of cash to only partially screw up the nation's public school system, Netflix founder builds secret summer camp for it
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(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
Like his hats, Trump likes his elections made in China
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell us about take out fried chicken joints in your town. Lemme start
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Today's tortured novelist forced to give up his blog and get rich writing food articles that are actually movie reviews posing as cultural criticism and yes Brooklyn is mentioned goes to The Washington Post
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Whatever floats your boat
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Just what I never wanted: Muscle Leggings Is The New Summer Fashion Trend
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Due to "current data surrounding the pandemic in North Carolina," the Nascar All-Star Race will instead be held 3 feet outside of the state in Bristol, TN
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Nitpicking Cub and Cardinal fans criticize McGwire/Sosa documentary "Long Gone Summer" for intercutting anachronistic recent shots of Wrigley Field and the new Busch Stadium. Next they'll investigate if batting gloves switched between cuts
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
"clear distinction between summer and winter wood" well, I have to agree with that
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Sun June 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Either France is declaring victory or France is surrendering. Time will tell
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It is a Cruel Summer as restated by Evanescence
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Can a web serial do summer reruns? This week at Tin Soldier, an old installment with new art. Revisit when Calliope moved in and Milo hid in a suitcase. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lonely bear happy to see kids after 3-months as St. Louis Zoo reopens
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Fri June 12, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hello, Isle of Wight Festival, is it Lionel Riche you've been looking for?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This summer, seafood should be simple (and quite possibly cheaper than chicken)
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
There is one good thing from the pandemic, and that is it made this cave look more beautiful
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Summer plans canceled due to Coronavirus? How about a nice tour through the American South and Southwest? And Al Jazeera has helpfully mapped Confederate monuments, so you and your anti-racist friends can say "hi." Respectfully, of course
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Someday they could be hailed as heroes. And by "they," it subby means the gills of wood-eating clams
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally some good news - hot pants are back
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi is once again selling £15 churro makers so that Brits can satisfy their sweet churro jones at home without the usual mess of deep-frying
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Subby is guessing OSHA allows this but anyways, mailboat jumper tryouts are back this Thursday
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Lolla-no-palooza
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Mon June 08, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
🎵 Callin' out around the world / Are you ready for a brand new beat / Summer's here and the time is right / For dancing in the street 🎵 That's an arresting
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Feeling crappy? Might just be a flu bug, might be the 'rona, might be Lyme Disease. Happy Summer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dunkin' plans to hire 25,000 as it's again time to make the donuts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a damn good thing we're not living in the world of the "Pacific Rim" movies, because: 1) Trump would want Jaegers patrolling the streets of Washington DC to keep him safe from protestors and 2) Trump would find good things to say about the kaiju
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(DW)
 
 
 
Lufthansa promises not to do another "no backsies" if you fly this summer
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
May: Coronavirus outbreak in meat processing plant. June: Coronavirus outbreak in seafood processing plant
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Fri June 05, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that pastel transparent lace shorts are a thing for men this summer - the Fashion Industry
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
With all my wonderful moves, you'd think I'd skyrocket in the polls. I don't get it. Are all of you horrible people stupid? Can I have everyone arrested?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot says Facebook will block ads from state-controlled media outlets, neglects to add most trollbot farms are not direct arms of the state
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US flights are adding passengers as people realize mobs of riot cops can't do much in the air with all their gear checked
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Most MLB teams have committed to paying their minor league players a stipend through the summer. Then there is the Oakland Athletics' owner
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Influencers" begin to re-emerge, and suddenly a summer filled with cicadas droning doesn't seem so bad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hoping to buy an above-ground pool for the summer? Sorry, Cletus. That ship done saled
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
NFL to make teams remain at their facilities for training camp, so no Panthers in historic Wofford, no Raiders enjoying Napa, and no Cowboys in Oxnard, a place as beautiful as it sounds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To immense irritation of its struggling franchisees, Subway wants to bring back economically suicidal $5 Footlong for summer
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you want soggy ghosts? Because this is how you get soggy ghosts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet says it's ready to resume summer flights for its passenger
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(DW)
 
 
 
Oopsie .. smug non-lockdown nation of Sweden launches inquiry into handling of pandemic as their death rate becomes highest in the world
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The surprise fourth season comes to a close with an invisibility belt and another Morty crisis for the whole family in Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri. Rick and Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim (possible nsfw content on page)
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Think not living in an HOA protects you from busybody neighbors, think again
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Fri May 29, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow fan club loses a member
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
College to start fall semester in the middle of summer to try to beat the flu season
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Summer is here. Go hiking with Kassondra Cloos
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Sock designed to look like you're wearing sandals - so us middle-aged gents can express our summer fashion sense (or lack thereof) indoors
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Potato Paradise." Oh yes, el dorado exists
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeye's adding spicy buffalo ranch tenders to menu. Wanna fight about it?
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Whoever's Adopt-a-Highway stretch this is will have their hands full for the rest of summer
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Boogaloo? Big Igloo? Big Luau? Read on to find out how a classic of 80s cinema came to be the guiding light of militias itching to fight it out with the police this summer
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
Because he knows the time is short / Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"And, please, leave the avocado lumpy"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez is heartbroken over delayed wedding, because, really, how many times do you get to walk down the aisle for the fourth time??
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, Confederate General Kirby Smith surrendered, facing criticism for failing to provide relief to Vicksburg, Mississippi in spite of his ability to float and copy his enemies abilities by inhaling them
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How experts rate the risks of 14 summer activities that Americans will surely not adhere to in these coronavirus times. We are so boned
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Of all the terrible movies that didn't need remade, this one didn't need remade the most
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor of the Ozarks on the Covid Party: "Ain't like we could read none o' dem new laws and such. We ain't tried to neither"
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That one time at summer camp
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus might kill you, but this Memorial Day, so will improperly cooked hamburgers
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Here's an article telling you to worry about something that they say is very unlikely to happen to anyone
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
What you really need to survive Florida is your own private water park
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a time where Hollywood is full of sell-outs and greed, we have John Kra..... oh wait.. nevermind
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci is back in the horse race
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean hopes to resume cruises as soon as August, but the CEO says only if it's safe (with a straight face)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is summer vacation canceled this year? Should it be?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elementary drive-thru graduation interrupted by large "shut the f*ck up" sign from angry neighbor
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This summer as you're relaxing in an air conditioned mall, restaurant, or gym, try not to think about the fact that the air conditioner is coronavirus' favorite mode of transport
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Special Olympics to race in Forza 7. Somehow Kyle Busch will enter and win as usual
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A bunch of quick grilling recipes to try this summer (or while drunk this weekend)
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Now batting for the Yankees, the drive in movie theater
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
When you want to get away for a nice, quiet vacation this summer, here's some places to go where everyone else will be because we've told you where to go for a nice, quiet vacation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With summer driving season about to start, nobody really knows how many jackasses or sickos (you decide) will be on the road
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Drew's time travel tale was picked up by Tech Times, and while they do say he was joking, they also sort of seem to think, "You know, this guy just might be legit"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pools will test the limits of social distancing. Especially gene pools
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now skeptical of extending unemployment benefits enacted in response to pandemic. Something about harking back to the good old days of watching the poors starve
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently "Temptation Island" is considered essential entertainment
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Since we're all staying in this summer, why not crack open a new book? Here are the twenty must-read fiction and nonfiction books of the season
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek recognizes Fark founder Drew Curtis as the new, more accurate Sylvia Browne
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
GenCon cancelled for the first time in 50 years
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Realizing that there is nothing they can release that will shock Trump supporters, law firm hackers turn their ransom attention towards Madonna. Oh those sweet innocent children of summer
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Wake me up before you go go, Venezuela's losing Citgo-go, Wham, in your face Maduro
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With flights and personal finances being as they are, how about we share options and tips for road trip ideas? Here's everything we need to know for a COVID-Era summer road trip
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(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Should you send your child to Virtual Summer Camp?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
COVID-19... Murder Hornets... What's next? Killer geraniums?
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina to end face to face classroom instruction again after Thanksgiving. What a coincidence, that's right after the last home football game
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina to end face to face classroom instruction again after Thanksgiving. What a coincidence, that's right after the last home football game
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
911, what's the emergency? There are two small children playing in an empty, but open, park with their father. This is going to be such a fun summer
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Despite summer looking canceled for the rest of us, the Secret Service signed a $179,000 golf cart deal for Trump's Jersey golf course
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Live Free and Rock
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week: To prepare for the 2020 Summer Farklympics, create your Team Farkistan uniform using clothing or MSPaint
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Sat May 16, 2020
(KOTA TV)
 
 
 
The city of Sturgis, South Dakota is still debating whether to cancel the Motorcycle Rally. Considering the rally is the only reason anyone even knows about Sturgis, it is not an easy decision
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
We're just a little short at the moment. Can we borrow another $500 million?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know your gramgram in the nursing home is going to die alone this summer but the Trump campaign would like to remind you that Joe Biden is old and weird looking
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Country fair food is coming to the drive-thru window this summer, because sometimes you just gotta have a funnel cake, fried pickle, or cheese on a stick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The EU has unveiled its plan to save summer vacations, with or without Griswolds, moose, or mice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With county fairs off, farm kids are live stocking their cows and sheep
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Food trucks in Rhode Island navigating through pandemic, ask Department of Business Regulation to allow reformatting Food Truck Friday for new era of social distancing
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
LA County expected to extend stay-at-home order through the summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How many times does the Canadian government need to apologize for Bryan Adams?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams thinks it's the summer of '69, goes on racist tirade against China, prompting major backlash that cut him like a knife. Can't stop this thing you started, Bryan, and you did it all for racism
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(Variety)
 
 
 
For less than a Hamilton, you can soon watch Hamilton
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor wants to fight again, this time with UFC interim lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Deep fried butter consumption-related coronary deaths predicted to decrease this summer in North Dakota
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin acknowledges that we have probably not even begun to scratch the surface of the Trump administration's incompetence
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
RIP Double Rainbow Guy, hope you finally learn what it all means
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus meat shortages could last through the summer, as processors of coronavirus meat struggle to reopen at full capacity
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No Mow May - leave your yard alone until June to help out the bees please 🐝🐝🐝
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Home delivery of craft beer is popular during a pandemic. Yeah, gimme a No Sh*t Sherlock Stout, kthx
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's 'response' to COVID-19 is "awfully close to genocide by default", says Yale epidemiologist
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Spring's old and busted: hoarding toilet paper. Summer's new hotness: hoarding Baby Yoda cereal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sets another employment record. I'm feeling a depression from all this winning
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why should Neiman Marcus and J.Crew have all the fun this week, ponders Nordstrom
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is it a terrible idea to send your child to summer camp this year?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Now, THIS is a reason to stay home and in bed, even if you can go back to work
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
The girls of Van Nuys Boulevard, 1972. Oh, and some cars too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Watching Fox News can get you killed"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When Jurgen Klopp asks for more Timo time, how can anyone with a heart say no?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A heartbreaking Q&A of staggering genius about the pandemic
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The art of the epistle is in danger
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot is tired of your house party bullshiat
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
You know what 2020 is missing? A bunch of big-ass hurricanes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got 25 Farks2give and some time on my hands. Anyone that wants or needs one stop in and say hi. I'll hook you up with a month till I'm out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New York State
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(Favorite fruit)
 
 
 
Summer weather is coming. What are your best sangria recipes?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Predict what a famous person will look like after a full summer of quarantining. Show both before quarantine (BQ) and after (AQ), Photoshopping not necessary. LGT inspiration
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Fagen's been gargling Clorox, so he says - but everything's jake because he's become a jazz DJ circa 1955
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Article full of Getty Images and other licensed pictures contains no royalty-free images
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Smashburger offers new $29 family meal kits for takeout. Each kit includes goofproof instructions and four unassembled buns, toppings, burgers, sauce and tots to feed an American family of four, or a Farker family of one
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath (D) is giving Moscow Mitch (R) a run for his kickbacks and bribe money, might actually have a shot at this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MLB hopeful that fans could return to stadiums, albeit, probably having to practice social distancing, sometime this summer. Not a problem say the Mets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He is Amash, he is Justin Amash. Justin Amash, a presidential smash? Justin Amash? We'll find out in a flash. If he's Amash, President J. Amash
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Trump, having gone 30 minutes without saying something stupid, urges states to consider opening schools before summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A big ozone layer hole over the Arctic that was the largest has closed off. Nice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone can chillax. Scientists find COVID-19 is destroyed when it's exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes which should happen this summer due to global warming
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lando came. Lando embarrass IndyCar. Lando SMASH
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK will have to be socially distant for a wee bit longer (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There's going to be a depression. A great depression. The greatest depression we've had for 90 years, says Trump's top jobs advisor
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Superhero powers prove impotent against coronavirus, as Spider Man 3 slides to winter 2021 and Doctor Strange 2 gets pushed all the way to spring 2022
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger responds to Paul McCartney's remarks that the Beatles were superior to the Stones: "Look, mate - if I let Charlie here off his leash, he'll chew you lot up and spit out the bones. Even Keith is scared of Charlie"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Consumer sentiment seen stabilizing at the end of April. We said consumer (singular) not consumers (plural) because there is only one person buying things at this point
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway's surfers are going viral, confident in the fact that they may lose toes to frostbite, but not sharks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing says the return of their 737 Max will be delayed until late summer or early fall, whenever that is
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At some point, it's going to become news when this White House manages to hire someone who hasn't deleted racist tweets
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda's 'In the Heights' movie transfers from the express train opening in June 2020 date to the local June 2021 date. Stand clear of the closing doors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floss bikinis are a thing, and they're exactly what you need after eating spinach, raspberries, celery, brisket, or mangoes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvard to Trump: Oh you sweet idiotic innocent child of summer. We have been at this grifting racket much longer than you
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob's entry to the Marvel Cinematic Universe delayed until next summer
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you miss your weekend getaways to Paris, spring and summer skiing in Zermat, Enrico Crippa's deer with foie gras sauce at Piazza Duomo in Alba? Here's when you will be able to travel to Europe again
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It keeps getting worse: now no half-week-long music fest with half-naked hippie chicks for Michigan this summer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gotta know when to fold'em
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Spoon & Tamago)
 
 
 
Studio Ghibli joins the videoconference background craze. I don't need one, as my home office is already based in Laputa
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Forget the gin and juice, Snoop Dogg is releasing his own wine this summer
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mark Subby's words, there will be pitchforks and torches coming out in Ireland if they try to keep pubs closed for 18 months until a coronavirus vaccine is found (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drudge vs. Trump. letthemfight.jpg
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Sat April 18, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Welcome to nuWoW: You'll get over it
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
San Diego Comic-Gone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus detectable in crotch area
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Thu April 16, 2020
(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
The battle between Joe Exotic vs. Carole Baskin now has its first variant cover
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Wed April 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your stimulus check and 15 other things Trump has slapped his name on. Hopefully your mom's not on the list
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
World's oldest loon couple returns to Michigan's upper peninsula, defying quarantine
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Are all you indoor types ready for a pandemic summer?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson (R-eally Motivated) is unhappy the coronavirus is holding up his totally non-partisan investigation of Hunter Biden, hopes to have a 'report' out by summer
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Next up for nationwide supply issues, Yankee Candle. Now you'll be stuck only with the fragrance of Unwashed Family
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
This is the plot to most summer camp movies. All we need now is Camp Tigerclaw, boobies, and Old Man Johnson
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As more and more wild animals encroach upon your suburban kingdom, you may want to pay attention to what they sound like as the creep through your backyard
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
There is nothing on this earth cuter than 2,000-pound beluga whales blowing tiny bubbles. Prove me wrong
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
How clear can the water get in Lake Michigan? So clear its shipwrecks were visible from the air
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Fri April 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Miss having the winter and summer Olympics in the same year? Well Tokyo may have some good news for you
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CEO of venture capital firm says the government should let banks and billionaires get "wiped out" and should instead prop up average citizens. 1%-ers seen frowning and making calls
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci hopes to see normalization in the US by summer, region by region. Sorry Washington, DC, it will be at least late January 2021 for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one on a rerun. What's a rerun? You're about to find out
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Joy was asked what happens at the end of her contract and as she herself made clear in the interview, if she's 'as fabulous in [2022] as I am now,' she will be in her seat at the table"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hard Knocks may follow the Rams and that other L.A. team; the Bruins, the Trojans, whatever they're called
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Mon April 06, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rats
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tape commits to Duke. Now Duke sucks and sticks
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Sun April 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Miss me yet?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Hoops Rumors)
 
 
 
Apparently the odds of the NBA resuming the season are the same as the odds the Knicks will make the playoffs
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Highway to the delayed 80s sequel
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Minions: The Rise of Gru pushed back an entire year to summer 2021 due to Coronavirus
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Finally, something good comes out of the coronavirus pandemic: Justin Bieber has canceled his summer tour
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zantac to be pulled from shelves immediately. Your heartburn has heartburn
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
It's "kitten season." Here's what to do if you see stray kittens in your yard. First, put the crossbow down
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Tue March 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Only 30% unemployment because of the coronavirus? You sweet summer child
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
We are 11 days into isolation and it is really upsetting me to see my wife at the living room window gazing aimlessly with tears. Don't get me wrong, I empathize with her. I've considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France could be staged without spectators this summer due to Coronavirus. Good thing all that doping makes the athletes immune
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thought anti-vaxxers would see the error of their ways with the pandemic? You sweet summer child. They have coronavirus conspiracy theories now
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
COVID-19 threatens the planned summer launch of a new season of Firefly. I'm a socially distant leaf in the wind, watch to see if I soar
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Wed March 25, 2020
(I Heart Radio 1190 KEX)
 
 
 
Another future Batman nemesis has cracked its way into the world
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Darwin in action
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tired of being overshadowed by the Lakers at the Staples Center, the LA Clippers' plan to build themselves a new stadium in Inglewood overcomes a snag as the team buys the Great Western Forum, which had been owned by ... the Knicks?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Premier League stars are revolting. They are also angry that their bosses are determined to restart schedule by early May in empty stadiums
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(Town and Country)
 
 
 
Suprise, suprise you now have something in common with Ernest Hemingway. Just that one thing in common, certainly not the wife/mistress thing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC hotels: 15 days? More like 15 weeks
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
How hard could fashion design be? 40 Epic Clothing Disasters
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury: We need to do everything possible to stave off 20% unemployment. Fed: 20%? Oh, you sweet summer child
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hunker down, sports fans. Today ESPN2 become The Ocho
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline CEOs cross their fingers and say they'll behave after a bailout
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Fri March 20, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
He's Santa Claus, Tom Hanks, and the midday summer sun, all rolled into one. Shaquille O'Neal is what the world needs now
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Thu March 19, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices falling nationwide, with Californians eagerly awaiting news that the Carson refinery was shut down again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
COVID-19 pandemic is shutting down many businesses, but construction on an NFL stadium has been deemed "essential"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wilco can you please get off the basketball court? I'm trying to play, umm some basketball here
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
(NIAID) Just came out with a study that says higher temperatures and humidity significantly reduce' spread of COVID-19. This department is part of NIH so I do not believe them after Trump has said it will all go away in the summer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sturbacks announces 40 mil share buyback program, misspells name on documents
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
At least Danger Danger, Tuff, Rough Cutt, and Winger should all be able to tour this summer without interruption
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So that's what Marmaduke is up to these days
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC: ♫ ♬ School's out for summer ♫ ♬
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberty University to offer experiential learning course on natural selection
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Sat March 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Europe works to keep Mars corona-free
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Somebody Calmer Than You)
 
 
 
And they sure as shiat don't roll
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Wed March 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Survivor' is delaying its next two seasons due to COVID-19 because apparently being on an isolated desert island isn't safe enough
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump has finally done it. The Obama Bull Market is dead. Long live the Trump Bear Market
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dow dropping fans faster than bands from summer festival tours
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Tue March 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We interrupt your Coronavirus coverage to announce that Earth will eventually stop rotating
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Libertarian candidate seeks to add some spice to the political field in NY state by running for Libertarian chairperson in a predominantly Republican county. Qualifications are being a dominatrix, heavily tattooed porn star and an all around fun girl (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Good: Summer will slow coronavirus until winter. Bad: It will peak at 100 million cases
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone not Abed Nadir reviewed Nic Cage's direct-to-video movies from the past decade. All 29 of them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
While other lesser bands cancel tours, King Crimson announces "The Court of the Coronavirus King" North American summer tour
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The universality of dreaming about rage quitting
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