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headlines found matching 'Subway'
Sun February 05, 2023
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Subway becomes more cost-effective by ditching pre-sliced meats. Sandwiches will now taste better, be fresher and more likely to contain fingertips
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(The San Francisco Standard)
 
 
 
The San Francisco Market Street Subway apparently runs on 5.25" floppy disks which is really weird because Subby was assuming it ran on a track
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Two crappy subs for the price of one. Hey, you need a new yoga mat anyway
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to see some pictures of a new $65 million underwater parking garage that is not for cars?
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So Soros hates Fox News so much he targets a weatherman and not the hosts of Fox & Friends, or Tucker or any of those other jerks
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Takeout)
 
Weeners
 
Steaming hot wieners may be coming to a town near you
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Sun January 22, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows
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Sat January 21, 2023
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's gotten to the point where you can't even have sex on the subway without it getting all weird and violent
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Word on the streets is that an American graffiti artist who has tagged the word "WORD" on several subway cars in South Korea has been extradited back to Korea, where he faces 3 years in prison. WORD
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Tue January 17, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is that a gas-powered homemade gun in your pants, or are you just happy to be drunk and on the subway?
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Fri January 13, 2023
(The Chief)
 
 
 
It's like multigrain on your wedding day. Like free cheese when you've already paid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's amazing life hack: how to jettison that annoying drunk football fan off the subway
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No doubt in multiples of $5
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The No Pants Subway Ride in NYC has been canceled again. Probably due to no fun pants-on-head types
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MTA considers pilot program to detect which subway elevators smell like urine. NYFark, en masse: ALL OF THEM
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Mon December 12, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I took my duck on the subway
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid
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Fri December 09, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Osaka unveils new subway car design, featuring octagonal front, improved security and comfort, CCTV cameras, and smart temperature adjustments
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Barstool Sports star Francis Ellis offers a fair and balanced assessment of Fox News during a hot-mike moment: "They're just trafficking in hate"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Got milk?
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Subway unveils its first-ever footlong cookie for National Cookie Day. Of course this is Subway, so no actual cookies were actually involved
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Mon November 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
After upset win, Morocco fans take to the streets to celebrate and are soon joined by hateful rioters
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Move over, pineapple on pizza. Forget Chicago pizza. New York pizza is for the subway rats. Pizza has finally reached its ultimate form
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Wed November 09, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
But does this mean a hot dog really is a "sandwich?". Or a taco?
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And their bread is nothing but sugar
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Sat November 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now that the NYC subway system's problems with violence, filth and corruption have been solved, who's up for bingo?
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Fri October 21, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You know it's rough in NYC when a samurai sword attack on the subway turns into a happy coincidence
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Kirk Cameron's 52nd Birthday. Local Subway outlets are on high alert
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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