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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Uffizi took its place on that unenviable list of places you should really go once in a lifetime, but the experience will likely be so stressful that once you've ticked it off, you'll never want to do again
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mary Trump believes her uncle learned his lessons from 2016 and 2020 and will make sure he loses again in 2024 so he can make money running for president without the "stress" of being president. Grifters going to grift
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Mon March 01, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
It's Florida's annual Running of the Fools
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ok, which one of you Farkers is this?
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Sat February 27, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Email is making us miserable, according to article that should be from 1998
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles is really trying hard not to look excited at the prospect of becoming king (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
My husband and I haven't had sex for 10 years. Can we start again? And should we tell each other?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My manstress just invited me to have a fling at his cabin--along with his wife"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
James Fridman and his photoshops get better every time he posts them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tennis has the highest entitled-jackass factor of all the sports favored by entitled jackasses. Duke tennis sucks
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some tips on avoiding pandemic parenting burnout that you probably won't be able to read until 9PM
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Subby is confused, linguistically feminine company names are more successful. Two syllables ends with a long vowel, but Nike makes the list, must be the long tongues
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Subby is confused, linguistically feminine company names are more successful. Two syllables ends with a long vowel, but Nike makes the list, must be the long tongues
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife buys "fully cooked" shrimp and then sautes it in butter and garlic until it's just spicy rubber. I've tried explaining, I've sent her links to websites explaining this, but TEN YEARS now and no luck. Is it time to get a mistress?
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA finds clump of black holes in middle of cluster. Stresses the importance of using conditioner
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Science Officer is "stressed" which we assume is the Canadian polite version of screaming and throwing a chair through the window
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Thu February 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The psychedelic power of the God molecule
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite / go to cheap booze?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How stress, illness and sunburn trigger cold sore flareups. But not in you
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Tue February 09, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stupidest advice EVER on how to handle the pandemic stress: Getting married
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: man invites homeless people to live with him... in his front yard
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you're working from home? More time to dedicate to the company, peon
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deforestation is stressing mammals out, man
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Possibly because it was a legitimate reason to not wear a mask, people stopped quitting smoking cigarettes in 2020. No word on sniffing glue
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
New study suggests the US is turning into a zombie nation: One third of adults are now in a concussion-like daze due to the coronavirus pandemic. Might be time to break out your weapons
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Fri January 29, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Iowa and Ohio team finds strategy to protect developing brain from prenatal stress in mice because that's what you do in January in Iowa and Ohio
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Tue January 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart launching line of cannabis products for dogs. Snoop visibly disappointed
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Ex-Aston Villa player handed two-year prison sentence for sex tape broadcast
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No Subby isn't high, five strains of pot look promising in preventing respiratory distress in Covid infection
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1-10, how much has your stress and anxiety gone down since Trump was banned from Twitter?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Inhibiting kidney-type glutaminase-dependent glutaminolysis in mice can lead to elimination of senescent cells. Researchers tumescent
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Zillow gone wild, or "having money doesn't mean you have good taste"
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Construction company owner from New York who was arrested during the riot says the police took away his CELL PHONE and treated him "like an animal" even though, and he can't stress this enough, he was wealthy, white, AND male at the time
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cell Phone Karen apologizes for Karening in the most Karen way possible
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians are dealing with Covid-19 by staying wasted all day
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Thu January 07, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Meet the fantabulous Dogtor Loki
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fauci thinks the US needs more time to catch up on vaccinations. Will most likely take until January 20th to figure out how to do things right
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Wed January 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK records its coldest night of the year. Brass monkeys, gravediggers backsides, mortician's mistresses, and witch's bosoms unavailable for comment
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite public service announcement ever?
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
New business opens offering "rage therapy" to deal with stress by breaking glass bottles. Too soon to say if it's a smashing success
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Some Good Intentions)
 
 
 
What is your New Year's Resolution for 2021? Subby is trying to be less cynical and nicer this year so he is NOT picking the Fail tag for this submission
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Thu December 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did 2020 feel like a massive stress test to anyone else?
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
OMG the hairs, they beautiful
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackass who got trapped on an island has been rescued
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Stressed-out volcanoes more likely to erupt. Larger sacrifices of vodak required after 2020
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you stressed out with all the isolation of 2020 because of the 'rona? Worry some more because it's doing weird things to our bodies like irregular periods, hair loss, and more
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Wed December 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Copious weed and hate-sex?
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Tue December 15, 2020
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Media analysis: During the pandemic of 2020, "stressed-out people have been turning their phones off and televisions on." No word on whether they are farking more
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Awful
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Fri December 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
French army gets approval for cyborg soldiers. Surrender quietly, or there will be... trouble
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Thu December 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Breaking news from the NYT: People are stress-eating and gaining weight during the pandemic. Ric Romero sighs, orders another pizza with everything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth looking as hale as ever in some new family photos, despite everyone else present waiting for her to croak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth looking as hale as ever in some new family photos, despite everyone else present waiting for her to croak
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Wed December 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that HHS management isn't afraid of being fired by Trump you can use this handy map to look up just how screwed your local hospital is
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Today in 'not news' to Farkers: New study finds 1 in 3 Americans are binge drinking during the coronavirus pandemic and the lockdowns are making it worse. In related news: Subby cracks another beer
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Fark Service Workers: Share the trashiest tips you've ever gotten. Bonus if you have pics
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Thu December 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
More Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday than on 9/11. Probably because COVID-19 didn't exist back then
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Rarely in the esteemed history of fark and the internet in general has a headline question been more of a "NO"
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Wed December 02, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black Friday is gone, and with it stress, and retailers couldn't be happier
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Rare warbler sighted in Wisconsin, Dick Davenport unavailable for comment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hummers have it easy in Bogota even if they really don't know the words
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Survey says one fifth of Irish households with pre-school aged children binge drink weekly due to lockdown stress. Since this is the Sun, it's probably more like 110% drink at least a fifth of booze every night regardless of whether they have kids
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Armored liquid marble racing coming soon to ESPN
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Fri November 27, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Long weekend, lots of CFB starting today at Noon ET. Can the Horns hook the Cyclones? The Gold D'ohmers are in Chapel Hill, and 2/3 of Michigan and Floreduh and all of Oregon will be decided. Grab a leftover sammich or three, settle in and stress test that ass-groove
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Thu November 26, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With coronavirus cases spiking across the country, Arizona decides now is a great time to launch a multi-million dollar marketing campaign encouraging tourists to come visit the state
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Pre-distressed jeans. New Hotness: Pre-distressed luggage
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Mon November 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amazon spied on employees using Pinkerton agents, presumably to prevent theft of Victrolas, lineaments, magic lanterns, telegraph equipment, locomotive parts, gas lamps, tincture of morphine, corsets, beaver hats, pince-nez, derringers, etc
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Sun November 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The destruction of the Cheese Wall has caused great distress to Cavallari. His artistic vision has been left unfulfilled and has been deprived of the opportunity to communicate his artistic message that he has spent years contemplating." Cheezus
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The stress of betraying the country for MAGA loyalty is breaking Emily Murphy down
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Worrying about the country/Americans and the stress of running it visibly ages most people. Then there's Trump
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Thu November 12, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Only in 2020, a discussion of the smell of cat pee and dirty feet on NPR is both less objectionable than Orange Gyna's antics and less stressful than the news
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