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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea about what coronavirus rubbish you're talking about, so here's a bunch of Scottish residents dancing with their wheelie bins to Tina Turner's cover of Proud Mary
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Country singer Morgan Wallen apologizes after establishing the C&W version of street cred
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, debt collectors in the US can be nasty, but at least they don't auction off your dog
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
What would Jesus vandalize? A church in North Carolina for starters. You got to nip these things in the bud
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elementary drive-thru graduation interrupted by large "shut the f*ck up" sign from angry neighbor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby lives in a place that has on street parking. Cheap entertainment watching someone trying to parallel park. Since the "Pull In v. Back In" parking debate has been settled, can Farkers parallel park? What about on the left side (one way streets)?
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Last year the Chiefs finally claimed the Lamar Hunt trophy, and of course the Lombardi trophy. This year they will try to reclaim the Preston Road trophy
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Thu May 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Restaurants are taking it to the streets
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Wed May 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you that the sex offender registry is not for vigilante justice
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Race fans will have to go two straight years without an Ironbutt challenge as the Monaco Grand Prix will be one week early next year
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew defends the WWE Championship vs King Corbin, Women's tag champs Bliss Cross Applesauce look to make their match IIconic & The Street Profits face The Viking Raiders in an axe throwing contest? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The road less graveled - and that has made all the difference
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Another sign that things are slowly returning to normal, NYC may have it's first pedestrian death in two months
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Forty-four people arrested in a crackdown on quarantine street racing in Atlanta. From the looks of the arrest report, subby missed one hell of a party
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume we can just up and book a flight to Paris these days
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Sun May 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hashtagged
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but Wall Street has been manipulating commercial mortgages
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Sat May 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video from a suburban street in Guadalajara ends too soon to answer the question: What happens *after* you manage to lasso a tiger?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
It's officially 'firefighters rescuing ducklings from storm drains' season
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Teach a man to start a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life, and the DC police will be looking for you
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The coming coronavirus housing crisis: Millions will be out on the street in a few months without swift action from the government. Swift action from our government? Yep we're boned
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans TV station takes drive through creepy empty French Quarter before it reopens. 'The streets were silent. No noise. Surprisingly it smelled fresh and clean.'
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'What started with a couple of beautiful peacocks many years ago has turned into a flock of at least 50 large birds that rule Hillside Terrace in Brandon. They're loud. Very loud. And messy. Very messy.'
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Subby wishes they were good at chalk art as this mother and daughter are
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Biff wrote a song about it, want to hear it, here it goes
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(WBEZ Chicago)
 
 
 
Who's that riding a horse on the streets of Chicago? It's the Dreadhead Cowboy. YEE-HAW
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"So, we have a shortage of meat, and we also have bunch of people who are desperate for haircuts. I have a shop on Fleet Street that can solve both of those problems." --S. Todd
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people
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Mon May 11, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: The Man comes around for MiTB winner, the Empress of Tomorrow. Edge still has business with a Viper & The Street Profits need some version of "the smoke" they are better at than the Viking Raiders. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
News: One of the two Starbucks across the street from each other that inspired a Lewis Black rant has closed. Not News: The other Starbucks is still open. Fark: As is the Starbucks inside the Barnes & Noble next door
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Sat May 09, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The one instance where vertical video is acceptable
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Fri May 08, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Covington GA councilwoman finds a scared homeless old man sitting in a town park, takes him off the street and put him in a hotel while looking for his family. Finds out he's a missing dementia patient, reconnects him to his family. Damn dusty story
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When Ahmaud Arbrey's killers called 911 they DID NOT report that he was a suspected burglar, just that there was "a black male running down the street," leading a baffled dispatcher to say, "I just need to know what he was doing wrong"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you that thought Massachusetts didn't have any Republicans, save the Governor, here's a video with every one of the morons crowded together protesting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle to permanently close twenty miles of streets after everyone realizes life is better without cars running everyone over
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dozens of sheep take over streets of town in northern Turkey, there were probably hundreds more but people kept falling asleep trying to count them
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
The girls of Van Nuys Boulevard, 1972. Oh, and some cars too
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
♫ Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how we get, how we got to Sesame Street? .... Well, yes. Yes I can if you click on the link to the left
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew faces off vs Murphy (Who's not your Buddy, pal), The Street Profits face The Viking Raiders for the prestigious Red Solo Cup trophy & a Last Chance Gauntlet match to replace Apollo Crew at MiTB. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Sauce, Sir)
 
 
 
Japan to draw up streetlight encounter protocols after U.S. Defense Department releases videos
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Several malls, retail stores in Central Florida to reopen today. In other news, people still go to malls?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's Eggo waffle sales soar 45% as consumers eat breakfast at home but don't know how to actually cook
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If only one of you has a gun, try not to drop it after your first shot
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans may cancel Mardi Gras celebrations in 2021 to avoid a repeat of this years COVID-fest on Bourbon Street
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
From the same people who thought that calling themselves "Teabaggers" was a good idea comes new stupidity - turning the Village People's YMCA into a MAGA song
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Okay then, send my coronavirus check to MAIN STREET
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power line falls and sets gas line on fire. Not a Godzilla movie, just Florida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news NYC residents, you don't have to get up early for at least another two weeks to move your car to the alternate side of the street. Don't forget to feed the meters or de Blassio will take your car to scrap for city revenue
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Sun April 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man gets 18 months in prison for threatening to kill Trump. It was a miracle that they caught him in time, this skilled assassin acted like a real ninja
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Man allegedly killed in street race has died
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Gallant the 203-employee "small" business owner turns down the $4.5 million PPP loan he obtained. "It just didn't feel right. The value of our loan would help dozens of truly small businesses and hundreds of their employees survive economically"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday
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Fri April 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The City of Juarez Dept of Tourism reminds you they are a lawless Hellscape and pretty much any other destination in the world is safer. Enjoy your stay
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Yesterday, at 2:14 PM, Skynet became aware and drew its first dickbutt
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The goddam Batman doesn't know how to wear a goddam mask on the streets of Gotham
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Face it - we'll never be as cool as the Swedes were in the '70s
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Thu April 23, 2020
(slow ride)
 
 
 
Dirty old cars in the dirty old streets of NYC circa the 70's
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a Riot Goin' On: Paris is going through the 4th night of riots in the streets (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock, but a star of 'Shark Tank' tried to sell N95 protective masks to Florida at a very inflated price
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember *ring* how she said that *ring* we would meet again *ring* some sunny day?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Foolius Caesar and BoJo agree to coordinated response to coronavirus. Given their COVID denying track records, this is indeed the worst timeline
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Street parties, virus loads, have exploded in St. Louis City and County
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(Roadside America)
 
 
 
Daddy, can you choke a headless chicken? Why, yes son, you certainly can
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"It looks like a row of streetlights"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America's Main Street just might perish from coronavirus
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
It's all fun and sidewalk art until the HOA finds out
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Hey Bud, what's your problem?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town gets goats wandering all over the streets during the lockdown. Africa: Hold my beer
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dave's not here, man. He's gone for a naked bike ride to celebrate his 70th birthday (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ma'am angry after handyman leaves his big van near her window (damn), says it ruined her evening plan and he should carry the can. Sure, Jan
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
It was really just boredom, looking out the window every day, said the man looking out the window at the line to get into Trader Joe's
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Experts warn that those Facebook trends of sharing your old yearbook photo, first dog's name, street where you grew up, favorite password, etc might be dangerous
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Wed April 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan man, probably already through the looking glass, arrested for threatening to blow up Central Park's Alice in Wonderland statue with a pipe bomb
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This Outsider artist is king of the long game. Never give up, never surrender, never miss a day
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Telling a cop wait until I see you on the street will not stop the police from arresting you, and in fact will allow the police to add an additional charge against you
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Neighborhood rable rouser who once made Fark headlines for protesting a city ordinance about fence heights by placing naked mannequins all over his yard back at it again. Difficulty: with social distancing, PPE and bunny ears (SFW)
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
On the plus side, alternate side of the street parking in NYC is suspended for another two weeks
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Only in New Orleans: 'With Brennan's being closed this year due to the coronavirus crisis, the Easter Bunny decided to hop down a very quiet Royal Street and sing a little quarantine song and then saber a bottle of champagne with a sword.'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biker gang takes over New York streets on Upper East Side. In related story, officials looking for one 'Snake Plisskin'
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(No good deeds)
 
 
 
Even if you can afford a house right now, no one will sell you one
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Thanks to the coronavirus pandemic, the homeless are taking over the NYC Subway; 'whole city of people underground'
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Sun April 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson Brexits from hospital
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Belfast pub delivers pints of freshly-poured Guinness door-to-door to booze-loving Irish during coronavirus lockdown. No word yet on whether Drew will be doing clean up with towels
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you haven't lost your 350K a year job writing about soccer maybe you shouldn't blast management on Instagram when you get a pay cut
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Old: Oregon Trail. .. New: Oakland Trail. .. You pass a boarded-up building. Would you like to take a closer look?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Too afraid to go to hospitals at symptom onset, NYCers are dying of heart attacks at home
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Main street is hurting but the 1% have been nicely bailed out already, as intended
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Border Patrol busts man with 37 bundles of meth hidden in car's gas tank, say it had street value of 7 rolls of toilet paper
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Empty streets and clean air: Photos from around the world showing life during the lockdowns
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
This story has everything: Angry dad in local news ✔. Pot Noodle ✔. Street blockade ✔. Standoff with bin men ✔. Googling recycling ✔. Flame war in the comments section ✔. Florida ✖.... Okay, almost everything
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even the flunkies at Wall Street Journal's editorial page tells Trump to drop his daily virus briefings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After 3 nights in the ICU, Boris Johnson still refusing to get on the cart
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Monkeys run riot as they reclaim the streets. I'm a believer. Article also includes pictures of dogs "rioting" in the streets for some reason
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Aussies have started dressing in costumes to take their trash bins out to the street and it's magnificent
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dipshiats with more money than brains are using empty NYC streets for racing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"World's steepest street" loses title after rethink by Guinness, meaning the award now goes to Baldwin Street, which is the worst Baldwin street
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross two cars, a busy street, a roll of paper towels, and a naked woman? Wait... what?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wallstreet orders traders to die for the economy
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak will take over prime ministerial duties if Dominic Raab is struck down by coronavirus while Boris Johnson is incapacitated. Harriet Jones strangely absent
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If dancing in a public street in your underwear while swinging a golf club is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Bonus: "The affidavit did not state whether the club was a driver, wedge, putter or iron"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who runs the UK circus if BoJo the clown is forced to leave the center ring? Certainly not that anti-Brexit socialist clown from that other circus tent across town
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NYC education department tells principals to stop using Zoom for teaching. Sesame Street, Electric Company still OK
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, it's the fallout from WrestleMania 36. Drew stands tall as he looks for his next opponent. The Man takes time to enjoy beating the Queen of Spades & could the Street Profits be getting a new member? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
In the UK, on Thursday evenings, the public join in to clap for carers. Or, if you feel the urge, the naked drumming in the street for carers
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Herd of deer takes over Michigan street, which will come in handy when the 'food riots' part of this pandemic starts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jacob Rees-Mogg's investment firm suggests buying when there's blood in the streets. Sure, it's the blood of Britons coughing their lungs out, but hey, that's just all the more motivation to keep a stiff upper lip
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who do you believe? A President of a country who says Covid will be beat with vodka, saunas, and working on tractors or a graffiti artist who sprays the death toll on street kiosks?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you've never seen a Tyrannosaurus Rex walking down the street, pulling a little red wagon, handing out free rolls of toilet paper, today's your lucky day. (with video goodness)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As I walked out in the streets of Laredo / As I walked out into old Laredo town / I wasn't masked up so the cops did arrest me / and gave me a fine of up to a thou
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sons of Stupidity
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Listen, just because we wall street tycoons own a business doesn't mean it's not a small business. We just want some of that SBA scratch. Please. We'll wear sackcloth and ashes if we have to
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Wed April 01, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not all bad news NYC, alternate side of the street parking is suspended for another two weeks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Holy frack
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Wall Street isn't going to like this, Yogi
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Criminals taking a hit because of pandemic. Fewer stores to rob or shoplift from, fewer pedestrians to mug, too many people at home to burglarize
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
New Jersey couple charged with child endangerment after hosting a Coronavirus Party where over forty morons showed up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Paris streets frozen in 1942 Nazi occupation after coronavirus interrupts filming
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Mon March 30, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese pizza chain Shakey's posts secret recipe for Mojo Potato. With only four ingredients needed to add to plain potatoes, you can make your socially distant home kitchen into a fast food joint minus the "ding, fries are done" sound
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Person dresses as bush to sneak out during the coronavirus lockdown. Thanks Obama
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fears of societal breakdown as marauding gangs start taking over deserted streets, stealing food and defecating in public
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Oscar is social distancing)
 
 
 
As many of us are stuck inside, with time on our hands... let's add a Sesame Street character to a famous work of art. Link goes to an example
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Guy sees cute girl dancing on roof across the street, sends his phone number over on a drone. They have a date via Facetime from their respective roofs. Then he takes it up a notch by seeing her in person...in a giant bubble. This dude has sick game
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
David Simon continues producing television that matters--and has since Homicide: Life on the Street
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Wall Street: Pop the bubbly, it's the biggest stock market gain since 1933. Economic historians: Uhm, what was happening in 1933 again?
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(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Our favorite Mythbuster shows us why social distancing is so damn important, in the best Mythbuster way ever
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Man goes all Florida Man .... First I'm going to blow-up the Police Station, then the 7-11 and then maybe the car wash down the street, I think
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Most photographed' Wall Street trader reveals he has coronavirus, has 'never felt so sick in my life'. With pic of what a most photographed Wall Street trader might look like
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic is helping Nextdoor evolve from a social platform of white boomers worried that a brown guy is walking down their street to a social platform of quarantined people wanting to narc on their non-social-distancing peers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Neighbors use RC car to drive beer to each other to maintain social distancing. Ignore the brand
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hola, señor comerciante. Por favor, venda a mi perro algunos Cheetos, del tipo naranja, no de los rojos, están demasiado calientes. Tiene $20 en su collar. ADVERTENCIA: Morderá si no se trata bien. Su vecino del frente". (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Crime wave of coronavirus-related incidents have surfaced across the UK with brazen thieves stealing food supplies from the elderly and police officers being 'coughed at' in the street as the country continues to battle the pandemic"
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2018 Fark: Infrastructure week shot through the heart and left bleeding in main street. 2020 Fark Covid-19 shutdown edition: Ag appreciation week, long a feature of spring in the county during calving season cancelled
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
As #NotDying4WallStreet goes viral, Trump is inadvertently doing more to advance socialism than any other president in living history
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Turns out Russia having such a low Coronavirus outbreak was all smoke and mirrors as Fearless Leader walks Moscow streets in full body hazmat suit and the Kremlin warns the numbers are going to rise sharply
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Amidst calling for Americans to get back to work to save Wall Street at the cost of thousands of lives, he has earned a new moniker, "President Death"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To encourage people not to leave their homes, Welsh town deploys a Dalek to patrol the streets
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street bulls want you to know if the economy keeps tanking it's your fault
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Mon March 23, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin (D- oesn't like turtles) goes off on Mitch McConnell over his Wall Street mega-handout and it's probably a good thing there were no canes around
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In these moments of despair, HBO decides nothing quite spells "comfort viewing" as a neurotic bald man who complains about that "whole affirmative action thing" and dates handicap women to earn street credit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
From Adidas equipment tax credits to $5B for Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos to increased F-35 spending to a $150B slush fund controlled by the Trump admin, check out how McConnell is turning the emergency covid package into a Wall Street feeding trough
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Sun March 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Worst timeline strikes again: 5.4 Earthquake hits Zagreb Croatia causing widespread damage to buildings and forcing most of the population out into the streets ... and good luck holding the quarantine
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Fri March 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
How did you celebrate the worst week on Wall Street since 2008. Drinking heavily and crying in the corner worked for me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Taxi driver spends his nights rescuing endangered birds who crash land on town's streets at night
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"I have to hunt the Pokémon", claims man found wandering streets in Italy playing Pokemon Go while whole country is locked down
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man hijacks city bus, leading to a joyless ride around the Metro
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Thu March 19, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street to shut trading floors from next week, shifting to fully electronic trading after positive Coronavirus tests
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Hong Kong Free Press)
 
 
 
China wants to expel reporters from the New York Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal. So what did they find that the Party doesn't want reported?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC wants all residents to stay home and keep their distance from neighbors to prevent the spread of coronavirus, except on alternate side of the street parking days when they have to move their cars
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No, I will not leave the bar simply because I am 'on fire'
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Lime feels the squeeze from coronavirus; pulls electric scooters from streets in Washington and California
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you can get to Cranford, NJ there's a guy with 2000 pounds of corn beef and 30 barrels of beer he can't sell and ..... so much for social distancing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The antivaxxers seem to be quiet
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian finds a lobster walking down her street and now it has its own Twitter
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Mon March 16, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Police search house and find 75 bags of fentanyl with an estimated street value of six rolls of toilet paper
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anyway, here's Pope Francis wandering the streets of Rome, praying for an end to the Coronavirus
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trudeau: Canadians found on the street will be shot on sight. /kidding //sort of ///eh
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This is why you get your bars and restaurants shut down. Face palm tag on hiatus based on CDC guidance
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Fri March 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Countries holding local elections this year, step forward. Not so fast England
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump schedules market crash for 3:01pm. Time to short some stocks (LGT live stream)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Quarantined Italians sing to one another from windows above empty city streets. Che bella
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some people, working from home will cause you to go crazy. Yeah, like the workplace is so great. Article uses picture of Wall Street traders as an example of sanity
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Thu March 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in Jim Cramer is still an idiot and if you take investment advice from him well good luck
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bears preparing to leave Greenwich Village for Wall Street
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Spanish town thought a lion was roaming the streets. It really was just a dog
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Mon March 09, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Stranger Danger you're going down
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Edge returns to confront Randy Orton after attack on Beth last week. How will Seth respond to losing to the Street Profits again? Will The Man have a surprise for Shayna before Wrestlemania? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's next big move against the coronavirus is to call in Wall Street executives for their advice
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today subby learned that there is such thing as an Ant Wrangler. It's all good, man
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency markets down $21.58 billion in one day, Bitcoin down nearly 10%. Panic in the streets
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Sun March 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hunter hunts Hunter
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Sat March 07, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Using stolen credit cards 101: Today's lesson, don't use your own store rewards card while also using a stolen credit card
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That case of the coronavirus in the Vatican came from an AI conference just down the street. GOD vs. SKYNET: LET THEM FIGHT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street Professionals on where the market goes from here: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK's Health Minister Matt Hancock: "We're working closely with Supermarkets to make sure shelves stay stocked while idiots panic buy soap & toilet roll" Supermarket CEOs "Who said what in the when now?"
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
"I never thought it would happen to me," says man beaten and cuffed for resisting arrest for the dual crimes of walking peacefully down the street and asking an NYPD officer for ID when stopped
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when your Christian neighbor realizes you aren't sisters
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Thu March 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
1 dead, 5 injured in shooting at a Celebration of Life party. That's not how any of this works
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
International Air Transport Association touches pinky to cheek, says coronavirus will cost airlines 113 BILLION dollars, demands Wall Street-style bailout
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street reporters have found a way to get Biden elected, at least in the primary. Unless there is anything else that drops the DOW. Geniuses
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Healthcare stocks SOAR on news that poor Americans will continue to die in the street just as Capitalist Jesus intended
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Audit of body cam footage shows what happened after a couple of GA cops pick up a woman standing on a street corner
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Magnus the dog, the world's most loyal dog pushes his elderly owner's wheelchair down the road to wherever he wants to go. It's just how he rolls (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Madness travel to London to be honored with stone on newly unveiled Music Walk Of Fame. In the middle of the street?
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Mon March 02, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Asuka shows she's ready for Shayna, The Street Profits face off with Seth & Murphy in a "Now or Never" tag title battle, Beth Phoenix gives us an update on Edge & Riddick Moss defends the 24/7 title. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat February 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
For Wall Street, better the puppet you know
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters executives take a pay cut to look after their employees. Hah, just kidding, to double the stock price
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leveled the London Stock Exchange by $258 billion and Wall Street is bracing for chaos
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Thu February 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
♩ "Mamaaaaa...just got a street. ♩ They named it after me. Come and visit, can't you see." ♩
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
They see me rollin' - they bleedin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Some Dead Guy)
 
 
 
"One social media user also notes that "the float was followed by the 'Swinging Epsteins,' which consisted of a bunch of convicted 'Jefferys' walking down the street with nooses around their necks"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To make a short story long, mayor enlists arborist in bucket truck (and others) to save cat stuck in tree for a week only to watch cat leap to nearby tree, climb down. Now you don't have to read it. Or greenlight it. There's not even a good photo
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
One of the companies that littered city streets with scooters has decided it's a mobile payments company now. Presumably to start leaving payment terminals in random businesses without permission
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Mon February 24, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Enter the McMansion with 26 floating swivel chairs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trolling on a grand scale: Prague renames square in front of Russian embassy after slain Putin critic Boris Nemtsov
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Governor of Mecca orders arrest of female rapper, in move that horrifies rights advocates and simultaneously gives her more street cred than 50 cent
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suspect sought after Echo Park hit and run and hit and run and hit and run and hit and run
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coronavirus panic spreads to Wall Street, futures point to a 400 point drop as Treasury Secretary Mnuchin offers words of reassurance: "Remain calm, all is well"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"She's very passive. She's a pushover, we say," said Lynch. "She's super sweet and a pleasantly plump girl"
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Sun February 23, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sir, off-roading means you drive on dirt roads and such off of a main road. It doesn't mean you literally drive off a road
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Thu February 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
When you were a kid, did you ever wish you could drive a Lamborghini? Well, hopefully you didn't do what these kids did
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Man sentenced five years for attempting to start transgender flamewar
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Wed February 19, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know election year is in full swing when financial sites start posting 'tax increases on wall street bros will hurt Joe the Plumber too' articles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now, because YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, here's Sesame Street's Grover and Ernie playing with an adorable kitten. Bert is jealous Ernie doesn't look at him like that anymore
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Tue February 18, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man learns the perils of walking around drunk with no pants in a trailer park
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Mon February 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You are naive beyond words if you did Nazi this coming
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In another attempt to emulate the success of the Biggest shiat Show on Earth the UK now has its own version of Stephen Miller
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Government admits to spending millions to study street lights
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Sat February 15, 2020
(ITV)
 
 
 
Thatcher: Even I accept that the licence fee is the best way to establish a baseline of value, accessibility, and range of programming for the British people. Boris: Lol but I'm Boris
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Thanks for all the solicited dick pics, the Twitter plugin to block unsolicited ones is ready
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man who threw nails on local streets is hammered by judge
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Fri February 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans most cars from Market Street, which should make it safer for pooping
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Uber's and Lyft's financials reveal two sides of the same street
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Wed February 12, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer carrying 41,000 pounds of steel bars versus train. FIGHT! (with aftermath video)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Wall Street isn't freaking out about Bernie Sanders. No need to fear his radical ideas because they will never come to fruition. Here's why
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Sat February 08, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Gallant moves his car when it's blocking the roadway. Goofus moves a patrol car out of the roadway, while drunk
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Wed February 05, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
LOLZ the perp was TOTALLY busted after he was observed removing a 🔐 by a bystander at 10294 E. 43rd Street. 👮♀🗄Report #20293-3
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
The #pizzaboxwatch has officially ended at 35 days, though it now lives on in the form of a loving memorial
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say that texting while walking poses a serious risk .... of looking like a doofus (or getting hit by a car)
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Five bucks is five bucks
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Warwick Post)
 
 
 
Jewelry thief would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling keys
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunk driver thought he hit a dog, then went to a liquor store and passed out in front of his house. It wasn't a dog
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
"When it comes to avoiding a moose at highway speeds, the BMW 3-series wagon is one the best thanks to its proficiency at the dread moose test"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Uh sir, you do realize you hit a street sign and it is on your car?"
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Mon February 03, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Houston cop who killed a couple by lying to get a search warrant may have put 14,000 innocent people in jail
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After Boris Johnson's senior communications advisor told the banned journalists to leave, the rest walked out rather than allow Downing Street to choose who reports on the government. US media, take note
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The man angry about the public urination went to his vehicle, got a gun and began firing shots"
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Sun February 02, 2020
(infonews.ca)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "Man in Speedo caught on video waterskiing streets of Fernie"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Adam Levine is happy that Maroon 5 is not doing the Super Bowl half time show. Adam we are all happy that Maroon 5 is not doing the show
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
New driverless buses are expected to greatly improve the efficiency of killing pedestrians
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Sat February 01, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Udder chaos in Texas as cow brings it on on Rodeo Street in Fort Worth
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Digg)
 
 
 
Want to honk your horn like a jerk while stuck in traffic? Good, we'll just hook up a decibel meter to the traffic signal to reset the timer on the red light
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disposable flavor pods are the new thing in vaping, and will soon be seen in piles at every street corner and strewn about walking paths
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Latest NBC/Wall Street Journal poll has Bernie taking the lead while on the inside track going into the next turn. It's gonna be a photo finish
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Kid killed at bus stop after being struck by car. School district installs picnic tables at bus stops. Florida Kids: We'll just keep sitting in the street, thank you very much
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops seize 275 pounds of pot "before they contaminate the streets of Staten Island." Thanks for bravely saving us from a dead plant
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reptile challenges imitators to Mortal Kombat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video of fast moving street lights captured in the skies above SoCal
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Thu January 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You got your peanut butter on my chocolate" "Well, you got your chocolate in MY peanut butter"
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Wed January 29, 2020
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
San Francisco street-poop czar arrested in corruption investigation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shameless: Tories selling $20 commemorative Brexit tea towel. Gormless: To be delivered at an undetermined time in the future
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Tue January 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's peace plan is really an annexation plan, says those pro-Palestinian liberals at....J Street?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky senator pulls his Minority Report bill that would allow police to stop people and demand identification if police think they might be about to commit a crime. Thought police unavailable for comment but are still watching you
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couple filmed having wild sex in window above Nice and Sleazy bar with no sense of irony
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Mon January 27, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Yup, it's that time of year again, when we turn to the exciting sport of duck racing for the 40th annual Avoca Quack-Off
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Homicides are up 81% in Philadelphia from last year - which saw its highest homicide rate since 2007. Either Gritty is going rogue or there's a violent crime problem
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Sun January 26, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Will the controversy of the CEO's ouster cast a pall on the ceremonies? Will Aerosmith require a wheelchair ramp? Will Lizzo sweep her categories? Will Mumblebjörk somehow win? Alicia Keys hosts the 62nd Annual Grammy Awards, 8 PM ET on CBS
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Much like the streetlight, Bigfoot is a tree
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