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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: Wait, there's a virus killing and maiming people all across the land, and we've mostly been ignoring it for the past 2 months?
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Billionaire Bill Ackman has solved America's retirement crisis. Just eliminate Social Security and give him $27 billion every year and he'll take care of everything. Promise
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
China: "We should have a vaccine by December." World: "That's awesome news." China: "Oh... and it's going to cost you. A lot"
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market looks like 'hapless Wile E. Coyote, running off the edge of a cliff,' says behavioral economist. Shares of Acme Co. up on the news
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Recession's cancelled, bull out front should've told you
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While you were foraging for salt, the elites saw their stonks hit all time highs on expectations of more trickle up
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla hitting the S&P 500 will turn index mutual funds and exchange-traded funds into a circus with Elon playing ringmaster
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Asia's richest man joins Legion of Doom
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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