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Wed July 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
For some crazy reason, Wall Street Investors don't seem as willing as they were in 2021 to throw money at any moving object that was offering an IPO
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some crazy reason, Wall Street Investors don't seem as willing as they were in 2021 to throw money at any moving object that was offering an IPO
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Fri July 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Voyager Digital, come on down. You're the next contestant on Failed Cryptocurrency Firms
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crypto lender has a 99% off sale
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo fan spends some coins so he can falcon punch his way onto an investor call and check on his favorite game
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walgreens sales are expanding even faster then its receipts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US companies: NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK. Also US companies: Payroll is too damn high and we gotta hit those numbers, so... you're fired
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Market 8 Ball, what does past performance indicate about the second half of 2022?
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"When inflation goes up, we're going to wipe out 50% of the U.S. population" says moron posing as financial expert
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Crypto hedge fund" and "default" sure do seem to be the new synergy
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Sat June 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait. An NPR article on how to save for your financial goals that doesn't include "eat less avocado toast" or "buy less Starbucks lattes" as any of its main points? What is this I don't even
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What's even dumber than starting a sketchy crypto company? Giving a $655 million loan to a sketchy hedge fund that defaults
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Jerome "Money Printer" Powell assures Congress that he will keep raising interest rates even if the stock market has a Taper Tantrum 2.0
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
DocuReSign
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon adds three more reasons why he is backing out of the Twitter deal. Somehow not one of the reasons: he can't pay for it anymore... oh wait it's #2
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Crypto Crash: All Ponzi schemes topple eventually. This is a repeat from the 1920s
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The stock market kinda wants a recession, it's good for business in the long run
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
DraftKings last seen crawling towards the burn unit after being flame-roasted by JJ Watt
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Celtics ticket prices dropping faster than bitcoin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Top 3 Reasons that crypto is undergoing a global meltdown right now. 1) It's a pyramid scheme. 2) It's running out of new marks. 3) The old marks are very, very, very (very) slowly starting to realize that's all they've ever been
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get in there, Mortimer, and buy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get in there, Mortimer, and buy
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Mon June 13, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM's infamous "Dinobabies" comment comes back to bite them during age discrimination lawsuit. Not the mama
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Them boys on Wall Street are kind of freaking right about now. Their lazy summers in the Hamptons with models and cocaine might have slightly older models and less cocaine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Them boys on Wall Street are kind of freaking right about now. Their lazy summers in the Hamptons with models and cocaine might have slightly older models and less cocaine
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Thu June 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eliminating the middleman... never as simple as it sounds. About 50% of the Wall St. is middlemen and they won't take kindly to being eliminated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eliminating the middleman... never as simple as it sounds. About 50% of the Wall St. is middlemen and they won't take kindly to being eliminated
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roku's stock up over 10% due to rumours of a Netflix acquisition. Would the deal make sense for Netflix? Article on the left, thoughts, opinions & thinly-veiled piracy references to the right
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Western Digital considers spinning off their hard disk and flash storage businesses. Wait, what does WD do other than HDs and flash?
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Tue June 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
How many cows is that?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
At this point, Elon's going to need a BroFundMe or mint some Boned Muskrat NFTs to prevent his personal liquidity from being flushed down the Twitter shiatter
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The worst AG in the country decided to stick his nose into the Twitter buyout drama
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
When does a drop in price not make something cheaper?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When does a drop in price not make something cheaper?
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Sun June 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In Russia stonks go "Niet"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In Russia stonks go "Niet"
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French arms manufacturer partly owned by government sold arms to Russia despite sanctions. Macron will save face because ain't nothing gonna happen
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A job offer from Coinbase is as reliable as the very cryptocurrencies it exchanges
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A job offer from Coinbase is as reliable as the very cryptocurrencies it exchanges
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Thu June 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GME reports $2/share loss and delays moon mission. Must be those dastardly hedge funds conspiring to destroy their amazing business model of used games
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Some Guy One Layer Below)
 
 
 
Chief Investment Officer of Europe's largest asset manager surveys the private equity landscape: "Gee, you know what, this looks an awful lot like a Ponzi scheme"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
WOOOOOOOOO
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Starting is too great a claim for any, and only a small part is played in foul deeds by any parasite. Jack Welch had plenty of help destroying capitalism
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At this point a Magic 8-Ball knows as much as we do. So let's see... it says "Ask again later." See what I told you
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter is ruining stock price manipulation for the rest of us
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Sat May 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Crypto investors made big profits last year, then lost it all this year. Unfortunately, Uncle Sam still wants you to pay tax on those profits
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look like Elon might not be the genius he thinks he is
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In what should come as a shock to absolutely no one, Maddy Cawthorn made over $250,000 profit on his crypto scam, fleecing his own supporters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ultra High-Net-Worth Individuals would lose 50% of their wealth if the stock market crashed. That is why you see Congress bail them out any time it gets a little scary out there. Invest with confidence
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
GDP contraction, last quarter, was the worst since the Covid recession, which as we all know is over and done with. No Covid problems here, or anywhere you can see. Buy more, citizen
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
GDP contraction, last quarter, was the worst since the Covid recession, which as we all know is over and done with. No Covid problems here, or anywhere you can see. Buy more, citizen
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's looking to be dominated
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crypto firm will explore IPO after SEC lawsuit ends. This should end well
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dick's deflating, even as the summer warms the waters
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Tesla stock losses top $575 Billion, with a B. Mostly due to Musk's "Twitter circus"
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona is finally leading the nation in something other than anti-gubmint nutjobs, heatstroke, and immigrant deaths
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 21 is paradox, as in: Two physicians in love make a lovely paradox
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 21 is paradox, as in: Two physicians in love make a lovely paradox
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you want a good idea how stupid the stock market is, a meme account managed to tank the Cosco stock price by falsely claiming they were raising the price of their hotdogs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today goes full CNN concern trolling on Biden's economic performance. You never go full CNN
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everybody loves BJs
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve yesterday: "Markets have largely priced in rate hikes." Markets today: "And I took that personally"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Analog Devices sees serious digital success
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oh yes, I've been a dirty little stock market and deserve to be punished. Punish me good daddy...please"
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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corollary: Over 60% thought it was a great idea
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Musk Social?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eyeglass maker Warby Parker says it didn't see those bad numbers in front of its face but promises things get clearer as the year comes in focus
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk two weeks ago: "I'mma buy Twitter Y'all." Musk Today: "I'm gonna.....think about it"
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Thu May 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo issues a downgrade rating to GM and Ford, so you know it's bad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot in the shares of GME and AMC. Trade is halted as shares soar for no reason
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot in the shares of GME and AMC. Trade is halted as shares soar for no reason
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even Sir Isaac Newton proved that an Apple can indeed fall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$27.5bil? SoftBank takes a seriously hard loss
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you need to know about what the hell's happening to Bitcoin. TL;DR: It's a scam, stupid, and it's falling apart
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you need to know about what the hell's happening to Bitcoin. TL;DR: It's a scam, stupid, and it's falling apart
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six Flags is hitting on all eight cylinders but won't say more than that
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Chicken Soup for the sale
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's numbers are chili and frosty
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Crypto, Coinbase going crapto
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Crypto, Coinbase going crapto
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roblox stock drops due to fewer users, less in-game spending, and people confusing Robux and Rubles
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Now that there's no longer a shortage of paper, Tiger Global's latest fund is a paper tiger
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Tue May 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nintendo announces surprise 10-for-1UP stock split
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
El Salvador "buys the dip" on bitcoin, which is crypto-speak for 'FARK IT, WE'RE DRIVING TO FLORIDA' at 4am when the bars close
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
At this point, even NordicTrac is looking at Peloton and saying: "Damn, son"
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is deflating like an orange mushroom during Shark Week, so the liberal media would like to remind everyone that this time the stock market IS the economy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is deflating like an orange mushroom during Shark Week, so the liberal media would like to remind everyone that this time the stock market IS the economy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nothing can protect Blue Apron from consumers not needing overpriced and undersmall meals delivered anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While not dividing by zero, multiplying by 1/2 is still much pain, very crypto
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(Time)
 
 
 
"The office as we know it is over." Well yeah, it went off the air nine years ago
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Fri May 06, 2022
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The stock market rout is global
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
They got to 11
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but the stock market is currently crashing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shell the latest fossil fuel company to post record profits
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon gets god and crypto to help pay for twitter. Is *any* of this real?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What you should expect as a result of the Fed's interest rate hike. Despite, you know, your refrigerator box being repossessed. Although subby's got an extra box left over from when he bought a new washing machine, if you don't mind downsizing a bit
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft drops off some bad numbers and picks up an uber-crappy day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fed: You people don't want affordable houses. You want an interest rate hike. INTEREST RATE HIKES FOR EVERYONE
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Thu April 28, 2022
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Tesla shares dropping again as investors price in CEO lunacy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonaldland is a happy place today - even the Grimace has a smile
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
1-800-Flowers is not pretty right now, in fact you could say it's stuck in the weeds
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ABCDEFU
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Wed April 27, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Hsam spanks Hwang
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of TFG to Twitter. Board in advanced talks to accept Elon's buyout offer
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Fri April 22, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rite-Aid, wrong buyout
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taxi driver makes a HUGE tip
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Netflix and fail
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lululemon wants to double sales by 2026 eyeing even bigger men's business. Apparel maker phrasing trifecta now in play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin decides the rest of the world isn't worthy of trading stock in glorious Russian companies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Netflix shareholders: your stock is tanking and you're losing subscribers by droves. WAT DO? Netflix: Raise prices. Start showing ads. Don't let them share passwords anymore. That'll bring them back
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pootie directly attacks his oligarchs' bank accounts. This should end well
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches $50mil venture fund while hoping not to make a mess of everything
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter sez F*ck Musk, unveils poison pill to prevent hostile takeover
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES
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Thu April 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Michael Burry predicts the worst stock market crash since 1929 is upon on. This marks his 112th prediction of the same in the past 5 years
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least they did not let Musk buy The Onion
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Science confirms what everybody already knows about cryptobros
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon primes the fee pump
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
The First Self-Righteous Church of Musk was started by eight twitter bots to manipulate Tesla stock
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
The First Self-Righteous Church of Musk was started by eight twitter bots to manipulate Tesla stock
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How come nobody wants to party like it's 1999 anymore?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O rly? As if he would ever do that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O rly? As if he would ever do that
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
That time the US Navy spent a million dollars on a concrete barge to provide ice cream for the troops
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jazz, Werewolf sign licensing deal worth up to $1.2bil. If you know this has nothing to do with music, basketball, or Warren Zevon, you're in the right place
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Covid is killing China's economy. This is not a repeat
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"GameStop Fans Dissect Chairman's Poop Tweet For Meme Stock Clues." This is the world we have created for ourselves
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The total wealth of the world's billionaires has fallen to $12.7 trillion since Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Oh no. Anyway
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Mon April 04, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"I like shiatposting so much, I bought the company" -- Elon Musk
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The richest 1% increased their assets by $6.5 TRILLION in the last 12 months. If you raise taxes on them even by $0.01 it could totally destroy them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The richest 1% increased their assets by $6.5 TRILLION in the last 12 months. If you raise taxes on them even by $0.01 it could totally destroy them
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, fellow Apes. Gamestonk has announced they will be flooding the market with 700,000,000 new shares that you can blow your life savings on
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DeathSantis spokesperson says to wait until the Moscow stock market rebounds and that is when they will get the $300 million in Florida state pension funds back
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Fri March 25, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Billion-dollar Russian miner Petropavlovsk now a penny miner due to war. О нет. В любом случае
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GameStop's excuse for stiffing a consultant they contracted with: "We don't believe it is in our stockholders' best interest to pay". That should settle it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russian stock market to reopen on Thursday with one very minor caveat
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Investors want BuzzFeed News to shut down after not including enough cat memes in its articles
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Someone out there thinks that Russia will be able to pay its debts in 10 years
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meta turns Merde
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(Mining)
 
 
 
If the London Metals Exchange can't get out of their own asses, this will forever be known as the Nickel Incident
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Thu March 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestonk Apes are getting near the point where you might stop laughing at them as they show up at your door begging to live on your couch
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Mon March 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Didi's 44% stock plunge leaves SoftBank and Uber with diminishing returns, incomplete duets with Björk
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed is now a public stock. You won't believe what happens next
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Household wealth tops $150 trillion for the first time, or $100 adjusted for inflation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Household wealth tops $150 trillion for the first time, or $100 adjusted for inflation
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Wed March 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that the US has banned importing Russian oil, oil prices are at record highs. Wait, they went down? That can't be right
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
From today's "That's a Shame" files, here's a video of what's going on inside one of Russia's most popular malls
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Tue March 08, 2022
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box purchases Del Taco for $585 million, ensuring strategic taco reserves in case world situation deteriorates even further
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