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Thu November 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaannnd...there goes the stock market
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Tue November 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market continues to leave tech stocks, boost others. Because the hope of a Covid vaccine means we'll burn all of our phones so 5G can never bother us again
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Mon November 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: "If [Biden] is elected, the stock market will crash." Yeah, about that...
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Sat October 31, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
So even though the regular economy has been in the shiatter this year, at least the stock market has held up, right? Right?
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Thu October 29, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1929, the stock market crashed, heralding the "Great Depression" which many observers later noted was not really all that great after all
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The answer to the headline is to stop thinking the stock market is the economy
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Thu October 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
LOL. BTS KOPSI IPO up 90%
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean announces $1 billion stock offer in a sinking ship
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
How dare Disney not predict COVID-19 years ago, and compound their failure by not continuing to pay employees that can't provide a service to them because of COVID-19 restrictions
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six Flags cutting 10% of staff, will become 5.4 Flags
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's that? A pharmaceutical plant involved in "Operation Warp Speed" for development of COVID-19 treatments has serious quality-control violations? Fetch me my fainting goat
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Google is facing an antitrust suit for monopolizing search engines. Still no lawsuit for Bing falsely advertising as useful
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chipotle's earnings are coming down the pipe. You should be able to feel them by now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Francisco apartment rents plunge as much as 31%. Now they're only incredibly unaffordable
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ant can't, quite yet. Still has high hopes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citibank beats projections on fewer people going broke and continuing river of nearly free money
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"We're a long way from getting back to normal' says billionaire banker from his penthouse high above and safe from all the poors
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The cloud's getting thicker and Twilio's getting larrrrrrrger
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everybody
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The GOP is losing female voters, seniors, and suburbanites, and now they could be losing young voters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the total value of all the avocado toast and participation trophies accounts for less than 5% of all U.S. wealth, while bootstraps, landlines, and onion belts are worth over 50%
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the total value of all the avocado toast and participation trophies accounts for less than 5% of all U.S. wealth, while bootstraps, landlines, and onion belts are worth over 50%
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to sit around on the shelves
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(The Week)
 
 
 
If Congress and President Trump do not act with a stimulus package, millions of Americans could be thrown into an economic free fall. Somebody might want to alert them, not that they care
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Company founder selling shares when they're high? Phil Knight just did it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ISP TalkTalk says it received an offer to take it private, will read the papers, read the papers
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Wed October 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Like starling murmurations, the stock market puts on amazing displays of seemingly random behavior reacting unpredictably to ordinary stimulii
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look a little bit like Trump doesn't actually have a strategy for providing economic relief from the pandemic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republicans urged to abandon Trump and focus on saving the senate
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yahoooo, I'm cuckoo for dexamethasone, cuckoo for dexamethasone, cuckoo for dexamethasone
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Tue October 06, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roid rage rattles White House and crashes stock market. Unclear if it's hemorrhoids or steroids, or perhaps a little of both. Get your rhoids and roids together and come over, because this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"Now, in a macabre quirk of fate, Jared Kushner is indirectly responsible for his father's nemesis, with his widely reported comorbidities, contracting covid-19"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
And for his next trick... Trump crashes the stock market with a single tweet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Baked into the market? What's that mean? They're brokers, not bakers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Baked into the market? What's that mean? They're brokers, not bakers
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Bold strategy Elon, let's see how it works out for him
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those temporary economic issues are becoming a lot less temporary
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
The coronavirus lockdowns are only increasing income inequality while also helping the big companies that can adapt at the expense of small businesses. There is no humor in this headline
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
17 all-cap campaign-style tweets in 50 minutes? I guess he is getting better. Or delusional. Or is seeing the Grim Reaper and is terrified and irrational. Sad
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Sat October 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A new Ric Romero report reveals that Presidential physicians don't always tell the public the full story
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Fri October 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airbnb looking to raise $3B in IPO. Plus $750M cleaning fee, $327M in service charges, and $49 for the damage waiver
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
President Trump's message to people without college degrees is that he thinks they're dumb. And let's face it: In case of the ones who also got suckered into his trumpian con and QAnon conspiracies he is absolutely 100% right about that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond posts a same-store sales gain for the first time since 2016. This really is news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy is going public... public with an "L"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy is going public... public with an "L"
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Wed September 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Electro-pickup truck maker 'reschedules' its debut, continues crashing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that President "Proud Boys: Stand down and stand by" might cause market instability?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This was supposed to be a boxing match, it instead turned into President Trump jumping on the ropes, refusing to come down, the referee trying to coax him off, and Joe Biden standing in the middle of the ring with his gloves on and a confused look
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So you can follow the money: Facebook is backing two tech direct listings - Palantir and Asana. They'll be following you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish and Norwegian liquor titans are merging to create an aquavit-drunk slurring Voltron of the North
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
One of those headlines requiring no change for Fark headline: Trump's debt is a national security threat
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Get ready to pay more for Netflix. Again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon Finance Manager might get sent up the river for insider trading
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Ehhhh ... 4% is close enough
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Atlas Copco agrees to buy Perceptron to expand into machine vision. They haven't announced their new name yet, but you know it's going to be cool
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Let Jeffy and Elon rake it in. All we ask is that we be able to wet our beaks"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Let Jeffy and Elon rake it in. All we ask is that we be able to wet our beaks"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With tax returns like that Trump shouldn't have been able to get a security clearance
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Climate change has now reached a tipping point - among global investors. Let's follow the money
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♬ It's raining cash, hallelujah, it's raining for firemen, amen. They gonna go out to put out a fire and get themselves soaking wet in falling cash. It's raining cash, hallelujah, it's raining for firemen, amen
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Thu September 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A bottled water tycoon being the richest person in a country is so very 21st century
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Election 2020: this time, it's personal
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Change Research)
 
 
 
First poll post-RBG death shows Biden expanding his lead in various battleground states, including Arizona, Michigan, and Wisconsin
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
A horrifying minute by minute rundown of Trump's visit to Dayton
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bentley Systems rolls its IPO higher
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Mon September 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nikola CEO crashes and burns after Hindenburg reports massive fraud... NII-KO-LAAAAA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If we go by the Golden Rule of inversing Jim Cramer, the stock market is heading to -5,000 points by Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: Wait, there's a virus killing and maiming people all across the land, and we've mostly been ignoring it for the past 2 months?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nikola is dead, long live Nikola
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dave & Buster's looks like a bankruptcy play
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Bill Gates prefers BSoDs to Golden Arches
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even though no one is exactly alike, IPOs that double on their first day have a history of melting down. Oh hello, Snowflake. Didn't hear you
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kohl's kutting 15% of korporate kareers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves: Congresscritters vote in line with their personal financial interests most of the time. Fark needs an "eyeroll" tag to augment the "obvious" tag
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Snowflake prices its IPO above the increased range hoping buyers will still be triggered
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kodak investigated themselves and is cleared of all wrongdoing
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz surrenders cheese business to French company Lactalis for $3.2B. Fark: to help pay off a small dent in its $29B debt incurred by venture capital
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wearing masks, holding onto their butts
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Mon September 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYSE to remind NJ that with a click of a mouse they can just as easily run their electronic trading systems from a state that won't tax financial transactions
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Fri September 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Snowflake is going public. I sure hope the company doesn't get triggered by any negative analyst opinions because the NASDAQ doesn't have a precious little Safe Space™
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton sales up 172% in the quarter despite news that riding bikes outside is also pretty safe
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Apparently reserved to the fact that there will be a Biden presidency, Republicans are starting to worry about spending again
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Thu September 10, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that Trump's coronavirus lies would have such staggering consequences for America
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Billionaire college dropout is just like the rest of us. Apart from the billionaire part (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Billionaire college dropout is just like the rest of us. Apart from the billionaire part (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell is wandering around the Senate saying guys we have to give Trump a win to protect our phoney baloney jobs, come on guys I really don't want to go back to Kentucky and hang out with those people, please do it for me I just need 51 votes
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Tue September 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla shares nosedive after Elon Musk mispronounces "Schadenfreude"
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Fuddruckers, Luby's dissolving because 2020 is the worst
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You could make billions of dollars right now if you had a store selling really tiny violins (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's $180bil loss in market value on Thursday wasn't the biggest for any company ever, it's a feature
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is a pretty good example of the difference between "value" and "worth"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Company to file IPO that values itself at almost $4 billion or 76x time 2020 earnings. Is it A) a "disruptive" tech stock with a popular app? B) A Covid Vaccine maker , Or C)the company that manages the K-pop band BTS?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
UnderArmor is proud to give its employees a holiday on a holiday. Don't break your arm patting yourselves on the back, there, guys
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic has created a legion of tight-ass super savers
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Thu September 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's official: There's no Trump bounce out of the conventions"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood is reportedly under investigation by the SEC of Nottingham
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With everybody at home making stuff, Michaels shares look better than anything you "crafted"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US debt expected to pass 100% of GDP. Surely this won't affect the stock market and... OH LAWD
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Go Ahead, Guess
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Macy's loses money but still wins - that's how stonks work these days
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
DraftKings bets on Michael Jordan and vice versa
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GameStop continues going to the dogs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Billionaire Bill Ackman has solved America's retirement crisis. Just eliminate Social Security and give him $27 billion every year and he'll take care of everything. Promise
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: here comes the Tesla fanboy grenade smothering brigade
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shares of Zoom are taking off. Who didn't see that coming?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't buy Apple stonks just because the split makes it look cheaper. In related news, buying single cigarettes at the liquor store checkout still cool
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nestle buys peanut allergy treatment maker for $2bil. "Known for its KitKat chocolate bars and Nescafe instant coffee, Nestle set up Nestle Health Science in 2011 to open up a new area of business between food and pharma"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump running on his economic record is the equivalent of dirigibles running on the Hidenburg's record
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Fri August 28, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
I've heard of pump and dump in the stock market, but in your bedroom?
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having already used every stimulus lever to artificially prop the stock market, the Fed isn't sure what to do next
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Wed August 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fancy Bear lays DDoS on Kiwis. This does not belong in D'awww
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Head of "black for Trump" who, shockingly, appears to be an actual black man, and is scheduled to speak tonight at the RNC is also facing federal insider trading charges, because at this point, federal charge are almost a prerequisite for a speaking slot
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Palantir plans its IPO having seen a future with less government work
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Palantir plans its IPO having seen a future with less government work
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Fresh out of the Dow: ExxonMobil, Pfizer, Raytheon. In: Salesforce, Amgen, Honeywell
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook is fulfilling another Steve Jobs vision. But not the one involving wearing Bill Gate's head as a hat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Majority of stock market strategists expect Biden to win, but split on what that means for the markets
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
China: "We should have a vaccine by December." World: "That's awesome news." China: "Oh... and it's going to cost you. A lot"
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Fri August 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The last three Republican presidents have been economic failures as measured by the deficit and employment. It's been down to Democratic presidents to repair the mess each time
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Thu August 20, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's face it: Ayn Rand caused the pandemic to be so much worse in the U.S.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gannett to try and diversify its offices decades after it should have
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Wed August 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Crushing news for the British Royal Family
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Old and busted: needing 44 years to be worth one trillion dollars. The new hotness: needing 21 weeks for the second trillion
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Old and busted: needing 44 years to be worth one trillion dollars. The new hotness: needing 21 weeks for the second trillion
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Mon August 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait, I'm confused. If Joe Biden is an ultra liberal who's going to destroy America and turn everyone into socialists and BLM looters, why is Wall Street giving him more money than they're giving Trump? Something doesn't add up. It's very strange
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market looks like 'hapless Wile E. Coyote, running off the edge of a cliff,' says behavioral economist. Shares of Acme Co. up on the news
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market looks like 'hapless Wile E. Coyote, running off the edge of a cliff,' says behavioral economist. Shares of Acme Co. up on the news
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because if someone has enough goofing around money to invest in the stock market, they have enough to invest a relatively small portion in continued American civilization
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because if someone has enough goofing around money to invest in the stock market, they have enough to invest a relatively small portion in continued American civilization
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Recession's cancelled, bull out front should've told you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Precedential Stonks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla Splits 5:1
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fact check on drumpf's address yesterday. But you already knew it was nuts, amiright?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
AirBNB PLANS to FILE CONFIDENTIALLY FOR IPO THIS MONTH, DON'T TELL EVERYONE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tim Cook is now a billionaire. That's a lot of sold iPhones
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Salesforce discovers it made far more money by gambling on Zoom IPO stock than by selling software and services, dumps shares and hopes they timed market right
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you want to read an in-depth, well-cited article detailing The Administration's complete destruction of common sense and decency, this article has the nihilistic fact-based venom you crave
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2 trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's earnings are a bit hot n' juicy
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"Imagine acquiring the rights to Daniel Day Lewis and Meryl Streep, and then casting them exclusively as the parents on some Disney Channel tween comedy, and you can appreciate just how dunderheaded [Kushner's New York Observer] decision was"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite walking dead ad sales, AMC breaks bad
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
REALLY? You don't say. I wonder how THAT could have happened. "Uncle Sam's coronavirus aid looks a lot like a wealth transfer to the rich"
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(Axios)
 
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Here it is, last night's full episode of veep. Wait, I'm being told this is actually the President of the United States being interviewed by Jonathan Swan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Clorox posts highest sales growth in 'modern history,' credits president for injecting disinfectants into pandemic discussion. "It was a real shot in the arm"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Twitter on the day some of its most high-profile accounts were hacked: This MUST have been an inside job, our system is too secure for even the most sophisticated hacker to penetrate. Now: by which we mean a 17-year old kid spear-phished us
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kodak is a picture of securities fraud
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armor overcomes online
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla hitting the S&P 500 will turn index mutual funds and exchange-traded funds into a circus with Elon playing ringmaster
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Executives at ExxonMobil now lighting their cigars with monopoly money after they post their largest loss ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pinterest up across the board
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hanes turned tighty-whiteys into PPE gold
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet now owns almost 12% of America
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