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Thu August 13, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Bookstore owner is accused of raiding Little Free Libraries for books to sell. This is why we can't have grimy, dog-eared, coffee-stained free things
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because if someone has enough goofing around money to invest in the stock market, they have enough to invest a relatively small portion in continued American civilization
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: Wow these polls numbers really, suck, it seems the rampant virus, horrific death toll, and economic crash has really got people down. *I* know what really cheer all those poor, sick people up: another tax cut for rich people
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're never gonna believe this, but it turns out Trump's shiatty Postmaster General has YUGE conflicts of interest including stocks in Amazon and $30M stake in a USPS contractor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Swiss Miss betting you'll like their new pumpkin spice flavor a whole latte
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla Splits 5:1
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla Splits 5:1
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia gets their very own version of Michele Bachmann. Welcome to being the laughingstock of the nation guys
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
AirBNB PLANS to FILE CONFIDENTIALLY FOR IPO THIS MONTH, DON'T TELL EVERYONE
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Kodak pump 'n dump scheme gets even griftier
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Salesforce discovers it made far more money by gambling on Zoom IPO stock than by selling software and services, dumps shares and hopes they timed market right
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Salesforce discovers it made far more money by gambling on Zoom IPO stock than by selling software and services, dumps shares and hopes they timed market right
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline stocks surge 7% on TSA reports of improved traveler numbers. Tomorrow: airline stocks stall as people realize that's still down 70% since last year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kodak is processing negatives of their stock price. Gullible day traders locking themselves in a dark room
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Sat August 08, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
We have a stock car doubleheader today. First there is 180 miles from Road America in the Xfinity series. Later, there is the first race of the weekend at Michigan. Both races on NBCSN with Xfinity going at Noon ET and Cup launching at 4 PM
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines could receive $billions more in relief, but it may not be enough. To keep their stock prices high
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Western Digital is finding business these days to be a hard drive
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upstart electro-truck maker Nikola's entire quarterly revenue - all of $36,000 - was from a solar installation for its executive chairman, with its stock going from almost $94 at its peak to $35. Somebody's hauling something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upstart electro-truck maker Nikola's entire quarterly revenue - all of $36,000 - was from a solar installation for its executive chairman, with its stock going from almost $94 at its peak to $35. Somebody's hauling something
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In addition to pimping super secret stock tips, Motley Fool apparently also has articles. Here is an insightful one on how Las Vegas screwed the pooch on Covid-19, with help from L.A
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King's parent company's revenue falls 25% as the virus infects sales. Also, BKs, Timmy's, and Popeyes are under the same corporate roof
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley investor sparks privilege backlash after advertising for 'best teacher in Bay Area' to create micro-school of seven kids in his backyard and promising a salary that will 'beat whatever they are getting paid'
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2 trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2 trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's earnings are a bit hot n' juicy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Newcastle to Beirut: "That's not a stockpile of ammonium nitrate, this is stockpile of ammonium nitrate"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WHO says there may never be a silver bullet for corona. Anheuser-Busch stock surges
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite walking dead ad sales, AMC breaks bad
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite walking dead ad sales, AMC breaks bad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Clorox posts highest sales growth in 'modern history,' credits president for injecting disinfectants into pandemic discussion. "It was a real shot in the arm"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Not news these days: Struggling retailer pleads with UK landlord to slash rents. Fark: Apple
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lego broke the internet, bottom of your foot
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Sun August 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fox loves Crocs, according to dox. Spox for Crocs says stocks in the box. No word on Spocks in smocks, socks, jocks
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla hitting the S&P 500 will turn index mutual funds and exchange-traded funds into a circus with Elon playing ringmaster
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Executives at ExxonMobil now lighting their cigars with monopoly money after they post their largest loss ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pinterest up across the board
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hanes turned tighty-whiteys into PPE gold
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a COVID Moment™
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a COVID Moment™
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump just announced that Kodak will begin producing base chemicals for generic pharmaceuticals, and has secured a nearly $1 billion Federal loan to do so. So, momma don't take my Viagrachrome away??
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney up on news its stock is now a slightly better bankruptcy play than being blind staggering drunk in a Florida panhandle casino
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ballistic Beer is being recalled for living up to its name
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts lets employees know they gambled on the wrong employer
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're an international laughingstock
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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Thu July 23, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The DOJ approves one weird trick to create a chumbox monopoly
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, making an effective vaccine for Coronavirus would be NICE, but the important thing is that either way, the executives of NovaVax are going to get PAID
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Stock market headed for a new high"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmark unmasks $428mil in new employee bonuses, gives them the bird too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Men's Warehouse owner Tailored Brands is closing stores and cutting jobs, as is the style these days
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man anyway? LGT several videos of man unflinchingly confronting 'officers' in Portland
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Let's spin the wheel and see which major US corporation today laid off tens of thousands of workers after accepting tens of millions of dollars in government economic assistance that was intended for retaining workers
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Since when has this administration ever cared about something so plebeian as a "conflict of interest"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Laptops are selling in the UK like hotcakes. Or panwaffles. Or Clackerys-on-Pence. Or whatever they call flapjacks there
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donnie's chief vaccine scientist won't be forced to disclose his holdings in pharmaceutical stocks. This is the most/least Trump Administration item you have read so far today
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
Headline: "What Wall Street's results tell you about America's economy" Article: nothing. Fark: because the stock market is about betting that you can predict what other bettors will predict is the prettiest girl. Or the most precious tulip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FU Macy's board and the parade you rode in on
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FU Macy's board and the parade you rode in on
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
A weed merger of Aphria and Aurora would create a head the likes of which haven't been seen since Cheech and Chong hung out with Jerry and co
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs sucked down a metric buttload of vigorish from all the government spending
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
He must own Goya stock
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Tue July 14, 2020
(BET)
 
 
 
Not wanting the world to remember her for just stock cheating, Sen. Kelly Loeffler reminds the world that she is also a world-class racist who owns an WNBA team
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Professor of Law" insists SCOTUS opinion in Bostock v. Clayton County actually legalized sex discrimination instead of banning it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today's play stupid games, win stupid prizes: stock market edition
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In case you're curious why the stock market is up despite the general malaise the answer is that the large tech companies that drive major stock market indices make most of their sales overseas where sane people preside and the economy is recovering
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
That which kills Carnival's passengers can only make it stronger
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blood-feeding livestock mites can be detected with tiny wearable "Fitbits for chickens." It's pretty int-hens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Same crappy pizza, better new management: Papa John's
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but, apparently, inventing $3 trillion out of thin air and dumping it into the stock market has created more than a few "bubbles" and fueled "irrational exuberance" rather than "stability"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
...meanwhile on Mars
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk passes Warren Buffett to became the seventh richest person in the world, still tied with Bezos and Zuckerberg on top of the richest a**holes in the world list
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The maker of remdesivir says it can reduce death but you're going to have to confirm our claim. Anyway, here's another price increase
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Philip Morris says cigarette sales in many places could end in a decade. But not to worry, they have a "safer" nicotine addiction delivery system ready to deliver full tobacco stock flavor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Americans disapprove of Trump's handling of pandemic. Now, surely, no one can believe that Trump will win in November? Right?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Does anyone get to be truly reckless on Wall Street, and if so, who?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Costco keeps climbing, not carin' about Karens
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Online fashion retailer Boohoo is dropped by Amazon & sees its stock tumble after media reports of sweatshop conditions in its factories. If only there was a way to express how I feel for the company
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chancellor gives diners 50% off on eating out. Your survival percentages may vary
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walgreens plans to open 700 primary care practices. The strategy here is to just overwhelm any disease or injury with paperwork
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart just announced it's getting into health insurance. You will never see an orderly waiting room or non-mouthbreathing nurse again
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Allstate to buy National General, corner the market on robot insurance
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elon has begun selling red shorts to mock the short-sellers and nay-sayers. He better hope this doesn't come back to bite him in the satin
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock tip: Tiny violins are about to become a hot item
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've got to get a new guy. Trump is erratic. All he's succeeded in doing is juicing up the stock market. Now that's gone to pot because of the coronavirus"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Let's talk about Sen. Kelly Loeffler and not talk about her stocks. Let's ask her if All Gun Owners Matter
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
A look at the new Ferrari F8 Spider for the various Farkers and Farkettes who earned an extra 400K in the stock market during the pandemic
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
My name is stock market TINA and I'm going to kill you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pakistan checking in to remind us our stock market could be in far worse shape
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Sat June 27, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Stonks drop as the market realizes all the peasants are farking broke, not printing more money
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Boeing Stock Buyers Are Too Optimistic." Is that even possible or is some analyst troll-dividing by zero?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Boeing Stock Buyers Are Too Optimistic." Is that even possible or is some analyst troll-dividing by zero?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AG Barr tried to harsh the weed industry by ordering antitrust probes of 10 cannabis mergers because he totally dislikes the industry. Not cool, man. Not cool
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pepsi will no longer exist, says Coca Cola. Vegetables will no longer exist, says meat industry. My head will emerge from its butt
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Remember Boeing's 737 MAX? It's been a few days, so here's a new piece with even more bad news
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Enthusiasm for point-to-point travel may be premature, space official says. "I still see that as somewhat speculative, and somewhat over the horizon"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With stock prices so low, companies are gobbling poison pills like free chicken wings at happy hour
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After a 'rona rescheduling, Elon now says he will assault his stockholders on Battery Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, some boomer left the Woodstock 1999 web site up - subby hopes it's Y2K ready
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slack or Microsoft? IDK; TTY, K?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Santa Anita dog food and glue stocks replenished
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
First it was $2.1billion - now Wirecard has lost its CEO
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember Woodstock 50? Well the organizers are now suing their former financial partners Dentsu Group, accusing the company of "sabotage" and "destruction of the festival." Which was a sucky idea to begin with
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The National Drug Stockpile is now stuck with 63 million doses of obvious tag
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The SEC has put bankrupt Hertz' stock back into 'park'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Investigation into Sen. Loeffler's (R-eally Crooked) insider trading ends with a dismissal of charge... mostly because it was decided by a jury of her peers
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With Infrastructure Week back on the calendar, construction stonks are building
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reducing the planned amount from $1bil to $500mil, Hertz files to sell stock with warning shares could be 'worthless.' That's a helluva enterprise
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reducing the planned amount from $1bil to $500mil, Hertz files to sell stock with warning shares could be 'worthless.' That's a helluva enterprise
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
YOLO
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' attorney says he's at a "dead end" in search for identity of @DevinCow, claims the steaks are high and Nunes has a valid beef. Judge is not amoosed, takes stock, says he smells bull
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The smart kids using Robinhood are getting Hertz-ed badly by the old pros
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The smart kids using Robinhood are getting Hertz-ed badly by the old pros
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Who benefits when the stock market goes up? Probably not you
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bankrupt Hertz wants to sell up to $1 billion in stock because in this timeline you'll buy anything
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
In a time of uncertainty and unrest, Americans are doing what they're best at: panic-buying guns
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer provides a list of stocks to short
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The stock market isn't reading the room
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had "zombie markets" down for the next disaster, claim your prize
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Restaurant stocking pamphlets on "How to Keep Yourself & Others Well." News: What happens when you scan the barcode
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It has also been suggested we should rename our great stockades and military prisons to Fort Bonespurs or Bunker biatch
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Microsoft stock soars on prospects of widespread chip implantation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Three-headed tail wags German bank dog
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nikola, the alternate energy trucking company that has never made a working vehicle or a dime of profit, gets a market value higher than Ford Motors
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Praise Muta, New Japan Pro Wrestling RETURNS to action Monday, June 15, followed by a full New Japan Cup 2020 starting June 16. Subby last seen stocking up on Red Bull, Jolt Cola
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz's stock doubles, erasing all post-bankrupty losses, tries harderer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz's stock doubles, erasing all post-bankrupty losses, tries harderer
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Embattled Samsung group leader reappears in court over new allegations including accounting fraud and stock manipulation, doesn't explode
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Repeat after me: The stock market is not main street. Thank you
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now Trump is going after Warren Buffett for daring to make money in the stock market
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dunkin' plans to hire 25,000 as it's again time to make the donuts
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Warren Buffett made a mistake in dumping his airline stocks. Because if anyone knows about running an airline, or making billions in picking stocks, it's Trump
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Lost whale swims up river in Alaska, turns around when it sees locals stocking up on barbecue sauce
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Thu June 04, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Floridians stocking up on guns, ammunition during pandemic, civil unrest. Well, more than usual, that is
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ebay stock jumps on news we're trying to sell all that crap we found while cleaning out our closets in lockdown
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ebay stock jumps on news we're trying to sell all that crap we found while cleaning out our closets in lockdown
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Antifa foiled on their plans to target ROSS Dress For Less. Overstock socks and irregular t-shirts are secure
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Carpenter Technology lays out a blueprint to cut its workforce by 20% and furlough other employees. jeesus, that's gotta hurt
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smucker's not too sweet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smucker's not too sweet
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And he looked like such a nice young Pilgrim
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Campbell's Soup is looking mmm, mmm good
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Campbell's Soup is looking mmm, mmm good
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Warner Music streams a happy tune, ups the notes on its IPO
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Warner Music streams a happy tune, ups the notes on its IPO
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cramer is half as correct as a broken clock
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I guess Uber is uber
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like drugmaker Gilead's been experimenting with insider trading
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Agilent files for senior note offering as soon as it finishes its quarantine binge of "Golden Girls"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And on Wall Street today, markets reacted to nationwide riots, recession, and the continuing pandemic with the bored yawn of the rich
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For some reason the stock prices of guns and ammunition makers are rising today
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For some reason the stock prices of guns and ammunition makers are rising today
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spartan Motors to change its name, and no, three shells are still not involved
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spartan Motors to change its name, and no, three shells are still not involved
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Fri May 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we have all kinds of fresh Hell in stock. Come get it while it's hot in the MSNBC Primetime thread. Sale starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Big Lots big-times it
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Big Lots big-times it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Booze stocks are straight up on the rocks this year
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Booze stocks are straight up on the rocks this year
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Brooklyn is stocking up on toilet paper, baking supplies, and acoustic guitars
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pretty sure that's a job requirement in this administration
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A story as old as time: Companies shielding CEO pay while laying off their workforce during the COVID-19 outbreak
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Burlington Stores are feeling a chill
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Burlington Stores are feeling a chill
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Would you buy Yeti stock at a higher price? It'd be a lot cooler if you did
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Would you buy Yeti stock at a higher price? It'd be a lot cooler if you did
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe it's because people who play the market don't typically die from coronovirus?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home stocks that were thriving last month are not doing well now. It's almost as if people aren't...staying at home
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Moderna executives have cashed out $89 million in shares this year, as stock price has soared on vaccine news. Not an actual vaccine, merely a roadmap up to and including a Phase 1 trial
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Moderna executives have cashed out $89 million in shares this year, as stock price has soared on vaccine news. Not an actual vaccine, merely a roadmap up to and including a Phase 1 trial
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart targets the secondhand clothing market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tuesday Morning declares bankruptcy on a Wednesday, confusing employees and shoppers alike
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because "FARK YOU." That's why
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Electric's stock surges after it sells its lighting business. Let that sink in
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has a plan for all that Bud Light that expired in coronavirus shutdowns; sells entire stock to Coors Brewing Company for relabeling
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Barr drops investigation into Kelly Loeffler's apparent insider trading. Fellow GOP senator Richard Burr, however, will still be in the hot seat, likely because he had the audacity to conclude that Russia meddled in the 2016 election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Barr drops investigation into Kelly Loeffler's apparent insider trading. Fellow GOP senator Richard Burr, however, will still be in the hot seat, likely because he had the audacity to conclude that Russia meddled in the 2016 election
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Tue May 26, 2020
(One Mile at a Time)
 
 
 
German government gets 20 percent of Lufthansa in bailout deal. US airline execs shrug, say they gotta move those refrigerators, color TVs
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(One Mile at a Time)
 
 
 
German government gets 20 percent of Lufthansa in bailout deal. US airline execs shrug, say they gotta move those refrigerators, color TVs
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy who doesn't work for a living says the quiet part out loud regarding American workers... *checks notes* Sorry, I meant "human capital stock"
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(Health News Review)
 
 
 
The three kinds of COVID stories you shouldn't put too much stock in, especially for modmins who...dammit, they're drinking again and greenlit the lot of them, didn't they? RELEASE THE ANECDOTES
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't think a vehicle's exhaust system counts as an air leak to be sealed with expandable foam. (I'm not saying I approve...but I understand)
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is surely a coincidence, Moderna CFO and CMO sold off $30 million worth of Moderna stocks shortly after prices spiked after announcing encouraging results in their Covid-19 vaccine
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Foot Locker smells like your feet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Foot Locker smells like your feet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The real takeaway here is that Warren Buffett can lose $7,000,000,000 on his last 7 trades and still be the third richest man in the entire world
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nothing flies like a Deere. Wait, what?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well see, Sen. Burr. If you had your sugar daddy bribe Trump, maybe you'd still be Senate Intel Chairman
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bane masks are big business
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia down after brokerage names its own price
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia down after brokerage names its own price
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After "public interest concerns" given the "fabricated" transactions disclosed by the company in its annual report, the Nasdaq dumps Luckin Coffee like last week's grinds
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Doctor Ben Carson emptied his personal grain pyramid of Kellogg stock right before the market crashed in March. Insider information... it's GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow up 840 points, or 3.5%, on news that coronavirus will not impact the wealthy
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supermarket set to stock specialist spuds seldom sold save to select celebrity chefs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had stock in Plexiglas manufacturers pre-pandemic, your portfolio might not be in that bad of shape right now. Clearly
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You'll never believe just how stocked Judge Jeanine keeps her bar
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Fri May 15, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager's companies take PPP relief funds, decline Pee Pee funds
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager's companies take PPP relief funds, decline Pee Pee funds
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You can buy stock in a company about to launch people. Sad: Not SpaceX 🚀 Hitch a ride on a SpaceX Starlink launch 🚀 Falling Chinese rocket misses NYC🚀 LEGO rocket can't make orbit. Ferb, I know what we are going to do after reading Rocket Report
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The latest hoarding craze: stand alone freezers so you can stock up on meat before the shortages
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
With Harley-Davidson stock price crashing, the new CEO is making a HOG of himself
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared: Testing too many people or ordering too many ventilators will spook the markets, so we just shouldn't do it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With their stock up by almost 1/3, Popeyes says it's 'immune' to the virus. Their chicken's good and all, unless they started adding spinach to their breading it's not *that* good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI just seized the phone of the Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean floats $3.3 billion in debt, hopes demand will go viral
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean floats $3.3 billion in debt, hopes demand will go viral
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Yes, Donald, let's start looking at people that illegally manipulate the stock market. Sounds good to me
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With county fairs off, farm kids are live stocking their cows and sheep
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Once again for the cheap seats, "THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT REALITY"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Blank-check company files for $200 million IPO, says it will use the funds to buy something
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another trend COVID-19 is killing forever: taking 20 items into the fitting room, picking the best one, hanging the other 19 virus-infused outfits back on the rack
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market rally is actually signaling an 'abnormal' economic recovery, not a V-shaped coronavirus rebound. Here is why
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zillow offers stock and debt, over-zestimates their numbers once again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zillow offers stock and debt, over-zestimates their numbers once again
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Mon May 11, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Real estate CEO made $1.6 million in the stock market in 8 days then gave the money to his employees. Spiffy tag short-sells Unlikely tag
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon weighs in on exclusive theatrical release windows
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon weighs in on exclusive theatrical release windows
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AT&T Ex-CEO Randall Stephenson pooch screws his company and retires with a $274,000 a month pension for the rest of his life. You'd submit this with a better headline, but your AT&T internet service lost connection
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The cat picture alone should convince you that this wonderful stock market will not last forever
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One more time: The stock market is not the economy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
SeaWorld stock price dives as revenue plunges more than expected. Sharks could start circling if this continues
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market bullish on news that only 20.5 million jobs were lost in April, unemployment rate is only 14.7%
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Good news for all of you who still have a job and a 401k, the Nasdaq is back in positive territory for the year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
USA Today parent Gannett's results don't paint a particularly colorful picture
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
USA Today parent Gannett's results don't paint a particularly colorful picture
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
On the same day as Richard Burr engaged in insider trading, so did his brother-in-law. What a weird coincidence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CVS stock piles up
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hoping it will go viral across the industry, Royal Caribbean extends its relaxed cruise cancellation policy to April 2022
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Beyond expectations
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Beyond expectations
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today on 'phoning in recipes kitchen' we have 'Nine ways to hack your ramen noodle'
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Not content with cupping your balls and stealing your luggage, TSA withheld unneeded stockpile of 1.3 million N95 masks from hospitals and first responders. Fark needs a Pure Evil tag
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seoul reports panic buying in North Korea as shoppers rush to stockpile emergency supplies of dirt and tree bark
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) promised she was going to sell all her stonks after that insider trading controversy? Well, turns out she forgot to sell just a few...millions' worth
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"You're three years into your term. What did you do when you became president to restock those cupboards that you say are bare?" "Well, I'll be honest, uh, I have a lot of things going on". No way he's going to get the job after that answer
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The virus is taking all the fun out of funeral stocks, too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WeWork sues SoftBank over lack of cooperation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While Outback Steaks' is looking a bit burnt, you can expect a blooming of re-openings today
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ferrari is now worth more than Ford or GM. You mean Subby missed out on his chance to trade his Suburban straight-up for an 812?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning a four-part bond deal for later Monday because why spend your billions of cash when you can spend someone else's?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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Fri May 01, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Looks like they're getting the Blues in Georgia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Expect a 'wide sloppy range' in the coming months, says market strategist, your mom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret private deal gets cock blocked
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla shares plunge 10% after dumbass tweets that the stock is too high. Dumbass: Elon Musk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's Eggo waffle sales soar 45% as consumers eat breakfast at home but don't know how to actually cook
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Colgate-Palmolive shares are soaking in the virus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Colgate-Palmolive shares are soaking in the virus
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta's CEO says "I'm a leader. I'll forgo all of my base salary for 6 months during this time of trouble." BTW, his 2019 base was 5.5% of total compensation. "Did I forget to mention that part? Silly me. Was that wrong?"
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(Sun Chronicle)
 
 
 
All Healthcare workers are heroes, then there are those who give up retirement to meet the demand. Extra credit: goes back to work for Veterans
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz Rent-a-Car stock crashes after disclosing it missed a lease payment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz Rent-a-Car stock crashes after disclosing it missed a lease payment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market may not reflect reality
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP parent shares jump
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat"
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Tue April 28, 2020
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Musk about to get a $750M options payday as "Tesla's market capitalization [is] nearly three times the combined values of General Motors and Ford Motor"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Which industries saw a Coronavirus consumer surge?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stockholm may reach herd immunity to Covid-19 sometime next month, official says while sweating and looking around nervously
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The markets have gotten so bad, GM is suspending stock buybacks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norwegian Air kan snart bli konkurs
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat stock soars on news that real food is in short supply
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Beyond Meat stock soars on news that real food is in short supply
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton stock up 6% on news that more homebound men are abusing their wives
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, not only is FEMA hijacking shipments of medical equipment from states and cities to boost Jar-Jar Kushner's private stockpiles, it's also stealing from the VA. The farking Veterans Administration
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us kid, they got a million toys at Toys "R" Us that I can play with, unless the landlord changes door locks and seizes all the stock ♫ ♬
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Just how much does a foreign government have to offer to bribe a U.S. government worker to reveal login information? Also what the hell is that stock photo?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly sales up 15% on two 'Merican mainstays - greedy stockpiling and the 'beetus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tractor Supply finds a field of green
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Tractor Supply finds a field of green
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gap Inc. stops paying rent, may still not have cash to maintain operations. If only there were some sort of metaphor to describe the divide between its assets and liabilities
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Shanghai Observed)
 
 
 
Old and busted: stockpiling TP. New hotness: stockpiling cremation receptacles. Boo, urns
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Tue April 21, 2020
(VegNews)
 
 
 
Non-Dairy ice cream bars are coming to select Dairy Queen locations
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Tens of Thousands dead and Millions unemployed. Dow Jones: 6k point recovery. Oil prices invert. Dow Jones: ZOMG Sell all the things
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems "let grandma die to save the stock market" is not a resonant message with older voters
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stock selling senator decides her strategy is to wrap a rope around her neck and to tie it to the sinking ship that is Donald Trump
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's going to take some pretty serious magic to get Disney's parks open before January
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(Marketwatch)
 
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So let me see if I have this straight. You're going to pay ME to take your oil? How does this even work?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stocks falling almost as fast as oil prices
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The smart money's betting on online gambling
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Conagra sales for brands like Chef Boyardee surged during the early panic buying. But "Now it has come off that peak a bit." Buyers must have started tasting it
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Small meat shops filling gaps' is not a Pornhub search in this timeline. Yet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler (R-eprehensible): Objections to my blatant insider trading are ooga-booga socialism
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
9 free stock images that make weird Zoom backgrounds for your meetings while you wait for waggling-penis guy to interrupt
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six stores keeping stocked on essentials during the pandemic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble wipes out the competition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic has companies dropping earnings guidance like used rubber gloves in supermarket parking lot
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Thu April 16, 2020
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Despite the devastation wrought in the entertainment industry by the Coronavirus, Seaworld rewards its employees with almost $7 million in bonuses. Well, six employees to be precise, it laid off 90% of the other 16,700 people it employs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goodyear rolls out suspension of dividend, other cost cutting measures
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley profits drop 32%. Now, now, please don't waste a mask drying those tears
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, Nintendo Switches are sold out across the US
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Kushner said that the federal stockpile is for the federal government and not the states, and everyone went, "huh?" Well, now we know why he made the distinction
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO speaks passionately on the moral imperatives of paying stock dividends
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With everything else going to hell in a handbasket, Bed Bath & Beyond beats estimates because why not?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coffee prices rally as "before coffee" and "after coffee" are the only two times of the day that have meaning now
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