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Thu May 24, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank to give 7,000+ their marching papers
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Wed May 23, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♬ Un-ex-pec-tedly good business at Tiffany's ♬
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifth Third Bank buys MB Financial for about Fourteen Thirds of an MB
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. Matt Goetz: "Jeff Sessions is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome." But I thought Finland hated the Russians
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
WWE looking to lay the Smackdown on Fox
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...this market suggests the next big crash is coming. Brace yourselves
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US stock futures jump on the news the China-US trade war has been rescheduled
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much YouTube is actually worth? $160 billion. That's with a "b". Meanwhile, subby's YouTube channel about underwater Norwegian combat knitting just passed the 100 subscriber mark
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Thu May 17, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
There's a lack of sales at Penney's
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: We would be the 'laughing stock of lawyers' if we let Trump testify. Would be?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lied. The other Trump, too. Sen committee says Russia favored Trump in 2016. NK says No Deal to denuclearize. Libs won the Tues primaries. Mid east still a mess. Halfway through the week, your liquor still stocked? MSNBC thread, start 8 pm EDT
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks, bonds, gold prices all falling, all at the same time. Sounds like a good time to invest your money in ... mattresses
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
During a gold rush the people selling picks and shovels are the ones who get rich
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MD Law: after October 1, 2019 sale or possession of "bump stocks" will be illegal for MD residents unless the ATF grants the owner a special exemption. ATF: WTF? Uhh we don't have the authority to do any such thing. MD: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Something unusual is happening to Asia's biggest stock: it's falling behind
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goldman and Wells Fargo are looking to do to credit cards what they did to the stock market and mortgages
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Sat May 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former husband of Sopranos' star convicted of
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Fri May 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Molson Coors stock drops due to weak beer sales
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Tesla: We don't want you to buy stock in our company if you are a day trader
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk refuses to answer analysts' questions during their earnings release conference call. Shares of Tesla drop 5% in after hours trading. The extremely rare, bizarre earnings conference call trifecta is in play
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hire a new investor relations company on Tuesday, your stock soars 1000% on Wednesday. I'd say they're getting their money's worth
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple wants to buy your stocks back
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I thought this was a 'Saturday Night Live' parody of a conference call," said CNBC's Cramer after listening to SnapChat's post-earnings release conference call with analysts
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GNC to close 200 stores as company struggles to slim down
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GNC to close 200 stores as company struggles to slim down
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
T-Mobile and Sprint, the "Will-they-won't-they" of the mobile world, are dating again
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Fri April 27, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
February's sell-off spree had investors yanking the most in a decade
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FANG stocks save the week, opens up a can of tomato juice
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are up 75% in April on news that...I don't know, video cards are back in stock at NewEgg?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook stock price bounces back from Cambridge hit, apparently you've all already for-- hey everybody look, lolcats
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon and Google stock trading halted on the NYSE due to the technical glitch of being NASDAQ stocks
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Overstock creates an ICO so you can buy a frankencycle that will never exist. The Aristocryptos
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, this FANG stock is really performing well. My investment has dou--aaaaaand it's gone
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United CEO takes 50% pay cut after bad year, will squeak by on under $10 Million. Next up, the old "I took a pay cut so you should too" argument
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix has become the eighth media conglomerate
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook investor: "Maybe we should be taking risk into account"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fund managers' allocation to stocks a 18-month low, leading to speculation that the market has peaked or will peak this year
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Mon April 16, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse tires of shaking the Heinz bottle, gets the knife out
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gas up the SUVs and stock up on vodak. America is imposing tougher sanctions on Russia. This is the part of the movie where someone says "Hold onto your butts"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer now in charge of the London Stock Exchange. Joey Tribbiani still hoping for that one big break
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No probation for you
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve, "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted," Stockman is found guilty on all but one charge at his federal fraud trial in Houston
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman offers her 2003 Honda Accord for all of the remaining Necco stock. Well in fairness they both taste about the same
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trade war with China? Stock markets: Meh. ACTUAL war with Russia? Markets: dive, dive, DIVE
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For you Yanks out there, imagine if your street was named Dumb Fark Lane. And then imagine that the city council refused to change it because of the "history" involved
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying U.S. stock market, Trump's new sanctions cause Russian stock market collapse and turns ruble into rubble
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Samsung Securities goes to pay employees a $0.93 dividend, instead inadvertently gives them 2.8 billion shares. Oops
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks in an all-out Friday free fall as Trump's threats against China and Amazon take their toll on vulnerable market conditions
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Wed April 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - Bed, Bath & Beyond is accepting your Toys R Us gift cards, but you'd better hurry
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Out, damned SPOT. Out into the NYSE I say
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has lost $16 Billion since Trump started attacking him, which is still about 4 times more that what Trump claims to be worth, and about 100 times more than he's actually worth
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You had one job NYSE flag person
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two exchange-traded funds that use artificial intelligence to predict payouts say consumer stocks provide best dividends. Also suggest people be on lookout for Sarah Connor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "Leave Amazon alone and don't start a trade war." White House: "Oops"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3 stocks that will beat Apple Inc. to $1 trillion. Juicero surrenders
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Mon April 02, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
China proves Trump's point that winning a trade war is easy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As the stock market crashes, the housing market overheats, and lenders allowed to rip off poor people, Trump's favorite nihilist will ask Congress to destroy the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Because fark you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If 400-point stock market tumbles were a Netflix series, we'd only be on episode 4 or 5
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember that 'April Fools Day' prank Elon Musk put out regarding Tesla going bankrupt? Um yeah, about that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember that 'April Fools Day' prank Elon Musk put out regarding Tesla going bankrupt? Um yeah, about that
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Guess what Cheeto-colored, combover-wearing, fat fark of a corrupt president went golfing first thing this morning for (by some estimates) his 73rd time during his first year in office? Go on, guess. Or did I give too many hints?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to implode, says hedge fund manager that has invested his entire nut on the premise that Tesla will implode. Also, no collusion
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FANG stocks are beginning to bite US fund managers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon.com stocks stumble, fall after rumor spreads it's next on Trump's deflection list
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC stocks up on red yarn and a lifetime supply of copies from Kinko's
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
When you build an underground bunker in your backyard, be sure you stock it with plenty of food, water, and cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite Dow's 670 point one day surge, analysts warn that bear season is coming soon, and stocks face a long hibernation
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. added 700,000 millionaires in 2017. Unfortunately half of them are people who were billionaires in 2016
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal trial for $1.5 million in fraud is underway for one of Fark's favorite former Texas congressmen, Steve "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted" Stockman
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street execs think Facebook flap is overblown. Facebook stock has plummeted to the tune of 50 billion dollars since the CA scandal came to light. Yes, these same Wall Street people are in charge of your 401 K
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Steve Wynn discloses sale of -- good lord, how many lawsuits is this guy expecting?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Steve Wynn discloses sale of -- good lord, how many lawsuits is this guy expecting?
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CEO pay is soaring. Hope you enjoyed your hot cocoa sampler box
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla investors approve new compensation package of up to 2.6 billion dollars in stock options for Elon Musk. But hey, that 3% cost of living increase you got this year was pretty sweet too
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Come on down to Mitch Smith Chevrolet. We have 380 brand new vehicles in stock going for low, low, low prices.* *Some hail damage included
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Realizing his stock is tanking and each story seems to implicate him and his company more and more with election rigging, the Zuck will finally speak up
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Facebook's stock is sinking faster than the Titanic after Cambridge Analytic scandal. Yo, Zuckerberg, if you'd been doing your job instead of partying on your island we might not have President Dumbass in office and Facebook might not be done
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'90s World Problems Today: Residents sad as local Blockbuster Video closes
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Mon March 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will soon be able to replace that roadster he sent to Mars
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Official yesterday: hey, China, our formal relationship is over. Time to MAGA. Stocks/Futures: OMG, sell-off, sell-off, sell-off. Treasury Official today: um, yeah, I kinda misspoke yesterday
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook stock faceplants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stock up on whatever mind-altering substances you prefer. If the last two weeks were any indication, this week is going to be more insane than those and still won't be the end to this nightmare, yet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to go to Mars? Start raiding your mom's stocking drawer
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Jets fans sue team over seat-license changes, but not for being a laughingstock for the better part of 50 years. Dave from Massapequa, long time listener first time farker, weighs in to the right what with Francesa being retired and all
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Aluminum foil stock prices shot up dramatically in overnight trading indices
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As if you needed more proof tech is just pulling stuff out of their butts, BlackBerry's CEO gets $128mil to continue revival of what is essentially now a patent troll company
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's apparently no longer profitable to make pretend money. Monopoly stock plunges
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blue Apron to start selling meal kits in supermarkets (or you can stroll over to the produce section and buy all of the ingredients yourself)
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Apple, but their stockholders are chuckling all the way to the bank
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
People of New Orleans: Now you can swap out all your Mardi Gras beads for free doughnuts at a local Krispy Kreme. No questions asked about how you amassed your stockpile
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just a Saudi citizen in the country illegally with a bump-stocked rifle and tripod in a hotel room overlooking the location of a Woman's March
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Sat March 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"The wheeling and dealing Browns are already playoff contenders" claims sports writer who has a) suffered a severe brain injury, b) found a stash of the brown acid left over from the original Woodstock, or c) ... may actually have a point?
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Delta to employees: If you join the union, how do you know they won't do to you exactly what we're doing to you?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
#Wynning
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canadian pot stocks are going global. That's like, the entire world, man. Global weed. Whoa
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Equifax and other financial firms are fighting tooth and nail a proposal that would decrease the amount of time their CEOs have to cash out their stocks before notifying consumers that they let hackers take all your data
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The stock market freaked out last August when Trump's chief economic adviser Gary Cohn threatened to quit. Now that he has, let's peek at the Dow Jones futures for tomorrow morning...(Insert Wilhelm Scream here)
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for stockpiling 750 pairs of panties at his high school, which he claims were not swiped from students but bought online for purposes of reselling at school's culture festival. This story passes the sniff test
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check up on your popcorn stocks, those subpoenas for Trump's associates are real, and they're spectacular
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite anachronistic descriptor? "My digital meters were pegged"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump's tremendous tariff sent the stock market sliding down like a juicy wet fart dripping down Trump's knee. Stocks have fallen in pre-market trading. What will happen when the opening bell rings? It's your Fark we're farked stock market watch
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone who said companies would primarily use their massive tax cuts for stock buybacks instead of hiring new workers or raising wages, step forward and collect your prize
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Wed February 28, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
In the least shocking development of the week it turns out Trump's new "campaign Manager" Brad Parscale sits on the board of a very shady "penny stock" company with a history of financial fraud -- and he's already put I'm Eric's wife on the payroll
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(Time)
 
 
 
Guess what the one word is that will make the stock market sink? Go ahead, guess
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jerome Powell, Trump's new Fed chair, tries to portray a smooth transition in his first testimony in front of Congress but instead flubs his message and sends the stock market falling. Only the best people
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Mon February 26, 2018
(TSN)
 
 
 
It's NHL Trade Deadline Day. Which Canadian team will be the biggest seller? Are the Rangers in full tear down mode? Will the Bruins continue to stock up after getting Nash? Predictions and grumblings to the right. Trades end at 3pm ET
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, residents of Arlington, VA. There's a budget shortfall this year, but your supervisors aren't raising your property taxes to cover it. They're just increasing the assessed value of your house
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Report: Property isn't as good an investment as stocks. Fine print: We included dividend income in stocks but ignored rental income on property because it's too hard and reasons
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Walmart heirs lose $15 billion after stock prices fall, may soon face the ultimate embarrassment of having to shop at Walmart
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Wed February 21, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peanut allergy treatment succeeded for most tested. Spoiler: It's peanuts. Contains: Peanuts. Created in a facility where peanuts are processed
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Tue February 20, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Drunk Uncle Hobo cashed out on his stocks in Cambridge Analytica back in November, in anticipation of the indictments that will be coming this week
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Mon February 19, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
170 presidential scholars were asked to rank all U.S. presidents from best to worst. Guess who came in last? Hint: rhymes with Ronald Chump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A bump stock manufacturer is offering 10% off with coupon code: MAGA
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Sun February 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it's either Stockholm Syndrome or else she's the mastermind behind the Russian plot
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted liberal rag calls on Trump to reinstate the assault weapons ban, raise the age to buy firearms, ban bump stocks and kill the Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nestle's disappointing 2017 opens up high-end sell off - L'O'realy?
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pssst... Guys, the stock market is rigged
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is Internet Friends Day, jerks
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts: The correction is over
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With all the recent volatility in the stock market, at least we have the Federal Reserve to keep things going smooth in the economy. Right? Um...yeah...about that
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock hits three year low, possibly upon realization that burritos are the most over rated food in solar system
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad: Thanks to Stock market turmoil you lose $11 billion in less than a week. Good: you are so rich your reaction to losing $11 billion is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter's stock surges to 1,850 rubles on news it has shown its first profit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Did...did Trump just threaten the stock market?
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan activist defends saying farmers are like father rapers after confronting a couple of dairy farmers over the 'sexual abuse' of their livestock with artificial insemination
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While they've 'gifted' workers $1.50 and a Twinkie, corporations have have announced over $88 Billion in stock buybacks in just the last month
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Tue February 06, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock markets are functioning normally, say people for whom dysfunction is standard operating procedure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's chief of staff just called immigrants "too afraid" or "too lazy" to sign up for DACA. Stock in tuba-sized dog whistle companies soars 1000% on the news
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Even Skynet has turned on Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration doesn't think the media should focus on the tanking stock market because unlike Trump, who cited the rising stock market 12 times since becoming President, the media never focused on it until it went south
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: The stock market crash is totally Obama's fault, because reasons
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
And now a word from the global chief investment strategist at Citigroup Inc: How far it goes down from here, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mon February 05, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
An obviously better get-rich-quick scheme than the stock market: Steal a bucket of gold, launder it with the Russian mob, hide most of it in a locker that only your lover knows about, flee to Ecuador and hope someone just mails the rest to you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Schiff slaps back, Bachmann hears voices still, but not the one she expected, SCOTUS no sells the PA GOP and the stock market pulls an Icarus, crater included. Welcome to manic Monday, it's all on fire. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, 8pm EST
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What do Bitcoin and the stock market have in common today?
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(The Street)
 
 
 
In market selloffs, remember the difference between 'cheap' and 'lower'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the stock markets, surely they'll rebound from Fridays' --- SELL MORTIMER, SELL
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Fri February 02, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dow down 666 points. Trump's boss gives him a smile
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US stock indexes continue downward spiral for worst week in 2 years because of: A) Trump's first SOTU; B) Trump releasing partisan memo; or C) God answering our prayers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the perfect amount of stock to buy? $8,589,869,056 according to some nerds in silicon valley
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Xerox Fault Code $$$: Please remove 10,000 jobs from Tray 1, sell to Fujifilm, and try again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A notepad page titled M&A with a drawing of a big fish eating a little fish
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Tue January 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Obama's stock market is in the early stages of tanking. Thanks, Obama
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So the booming stock market means the economy's doing great, right? Difficulty: 10-year T-Bills just hit 3% and "3% is the breaking point at which corporate financing gets too expensive, the equity market loses its luster and growth momentum fades"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At the SOTU, Trump will claim that the economy is finally growing after years of stagnation, except GDP, the stock market and job growth all performed better under President Obama
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The stock market is holding us hostage
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Fri January 26, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from the attempted Mueller firing, RNC fundraiser Steve Wynn loses, and Trump uncharacteristically whines about the media. Welcome to FRESH HELL FRIDAY in the MSNBC Discussion thread. Fun times begin at 8PM EST
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder if you have a doppelganger in a museum somewhere? Well, there's an app for that, and now you can find out. You racist bigot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sell, Mortimer, SELL
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Holy Grail has been FOUND. Well, alright, A "Holy Grail", which is to say a "universal" flu vaccine that is effective against most strains of flu and therefore can be manufactured in mass quantities and stockpiled. WAY better than a wood cup
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spectre? Meltdown? What Spectre and Meltdown?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The French are rioting over: A) Increased taxes, B) Having to work more than 30 hours a week, C) Nutella
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Thu January 25, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
As was rumoured earlier, it's a total coincidence that Intel's CEO sold off his shares on the same day that the company alerted computer makers to flaws in its chips. A. Total. Coincidence
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What food could you, or your kids, live on forever? Has it ever changed? What should the rest of us buy stock in?
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