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Sat May 21, 2022
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Half Scoop killed a bear baited with pastries. Apparently pic-a-nic baskets were out of stock
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because investors are like anyone relying on other people's real genius to make money: 'That was yesterday. What have Pfizer and Moderna done for me today?'
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 21 is paradox, as in: Two physicians in love make a lovely paradox
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least there is one measure of bipartisanship still in Congress. Insider trading to profit from bills being passed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least there is one measure of bipartisanship still in Congress. Insider trading to profit from bills being passed
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you want a good idea how stupid the stock market is, a meme account managed to tank the Cosco stock price by falsely claiming they were raising the price of their hotdogs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everybody loves BJs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everybody loves BJs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Following the collapse in technology stocks, high-tech startups are increasingly focused on actually making profits rather than growing at losses. Which they have done in every bubble
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve yesterday: "Markets have largely priced in rate hikes." Markets today: "And I took that personally"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve yesterday: "Markets have largely priced in rate hikes." Markets today: "And I took that personally"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Analog Devices sees serious digital success
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Analog Devices sees serious digital success
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sea shares surge (say that three times fast)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oh yes, I've been a dirty little stock market and deserve to be punished. Punish me good daddy...please"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know times are slightly changing when JPMorgan investors tells Jamie Dimon to shove his $52 million bonus right back up his ass
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
1950s Abbott Labs released posters to encourage us to take our vitamins and scream in abject terror
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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk demands the SEC investigate someone for stock manipulation. That's the joke
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corollary: Over 60% thought it was a great idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So obviously the thing to do if you don't want an out-of-touch billionaire buying out Twitter is to create a bot account. Droo Cletus unavailable for comment
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eyeglass maker Warby Parker says it didn't see those bad numbers in front of its face but promises things get clearer as the year comes in focus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eyeglass maker Warby Parker says it didn't see those bad numbers in front of its face but promises things get clearer as the year comes in focus
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark them babies, buy Abbott stock
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you have done differently pre-internet had you known for certain the internet as we now know it was coming? (Aside from investing in tech stocks or creating an internet company first)
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stock broker
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Did Elon Musk ever really want to buy Twitter, or was it all a "big fugazi" to give him an excuse to cash out a lot of Tesla stock without causing a panic?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk two weeks ago: "I'mma buy Twitter Y'all." Musk Today: "I'm gonna.....think about it"
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Thu May 12, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Coinbase is having an outage. This decentralized monetary system outside the protections of the FDIC sounds better and better as more time passes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The US will host the Rugby World Cup for the 1st time, immediately begins stockpiling beer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo issues a downgrade rating to GM and Ford, so you know it's bad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo issues a downgrade rating to GM and Ford, so you know it's bad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot in the shares of GME and AMC. Trade is halted as shares soar for no reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, bringing the hard-hitting analysis for which Fark has come to know and respect him: By letting him back on Twitter, Elon Musk has actually made Trump's life much more difficult because that might hurt Truth Social
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Is Tesla stock keeps falling like a rock Elon will not only not be able to close his deal on Twitter, he has a very good chance of losing his entire fortune to margin calls
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six Flags is hitting on all eight cylinders but won't say more than that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six Flags is hitting on all eight cylinders but won't say more than that
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Aldi recall issued over 'possible presence of salmonella.' On the bright side and as is Aldi's history, if they carry salmonella now, it probably won't still be in stock next week
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(Ideastream)
 
 
 
A non-profit that provides affordable groceries to low-income residents has had to cancel its delivery services this week after thieves stole catalytic converters from all of its vehicles
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays lose no-hitter, lead, pitcher, coach, their underpants and their entire stock portfolio in one fateful inning vs. New York Yankees
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's numbers are chili and frosty
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Formula is going teats up (sfw)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roblox stock drops due to fewer users, less in-game spending, and people confusing Robux and Rubles
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roblox stock drops due to fewer users, less in-game spending, and people confusing Robux and Rubles
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's the case for smashing your hand with a 20lb - and not a 15lb - sledgehammer right now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nintendo announces surprise 10-for-1UP stock split
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nintendo announces surprise 10-for-1UP stock split
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia sanctions could hurt production of blood diamonds, Angolan diamond mine says. In related news, stocks for tiny violin companies are up sharply
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is deflating like an orange mushroom during Shark Week, so the liberal media would like to remind everyone that this time the stock market IS the economy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better commissioner. That's Papa John's
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Great time to ban abortion
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The stock market rout is global
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
They got to 11
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wayfair's gonna wayfair
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shopify stock drops after earnings look like they came from Wish
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but the stock market is currently crashing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tupperware stock downgraded as the freshness burp turns into a stale fart
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon gets god and crypto to help pay for twitter. Is *any* of this real?
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft drops off some bad numbers and picks up an uber-crappy day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft drops off some bad numbers and picks up an uber-crappy day
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Use your words - to crash stock prices with AI
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
And now we find a group that actually likes Frontier over Jetblue.. oh, it's them. forget it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wall Street's zestimate on Zillow begins to return to reality, fewer Fark listings
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
BDN iso NFLT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moody's rating service's numbers about a 'B,' "B-"
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Sun May 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Can't argue with the 5:4 ratio of cheese to mac
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every flower counts. No mow begins tomorrow
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark may need a fundraiser to keep Original around once Musk takes over
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Count affirms that Tesla is Elon Musk's personal piggy bank
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Tesla shares dropping again as investors price in CEO lunacy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jimmy Cramer unveils his newest stock ranking system. It's called: SHORT EVERYTHING I RECOMMEND
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Rocket Mortgage crashing back to Earth as housing rolls over, announcing massive layoffs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ABCDEFU
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(Some Blockchain)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden is an OG crypto bro? Shut the front door
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Wed April 27, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Hsam spanks Hwang
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rob for the rich and fire the poor. Robinhood to lay off 9% of full time staff
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Tue April 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla investors incinerate $100B in market valuation just 24 hours after Elon Musk asks them to fund his midlife crisis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Raytheon CEO: it's cool that countries have donated so many of our Stinger missiles to Ukraine, but it's gonna take at least a year to build replacements and restock them, Unle$$ of cour$e the US has $ome $ort of $olution to help us make more
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Time for your right-wing uncle to stock up on light bulbs again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the prepper Britons who are stocking up for hard times due to Covid and Brexit fears. Not to mention fears of the Romans, Gauls, or Normans
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lying liar lies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' bold career change is paying off
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese tabloid publishes special section to help readers cope with inflation hell. Stock up on staples, drink at home, buy generics, switch phone plans and power utilities, buy gas at Costco, and hey wives, cut your husband's allowance
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"NFTs Stolen After Bored Ape Yacht Club Instagram, Discord Hacked" headline means either the 2010s are in the past in this timeline, we're playing MadLibs again, or these are some really good drugs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's social media empire on the verge of collapse on news that people were actually dumb enough to put money into this thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of TFG to Twitter. Board in advanced talks to accept Elon's buyout offer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for the return of TFG to Twitter. Board in advanced talks to accept Elon's buyout offer
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hmm... maybe it's not just a publicity stunt after all
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's going to happen to all your stuff when you die?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rite-Aid, wrong buyout
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin decides the rest of the world isn't worthy of trading stock in glorious Russian companies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
DeathSentence cozies up to Elon over tweeting while still headbutting the Mouse. Giant meteor, why have you forsaken us?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Netflix shareholders: your stock is tanking and you're losing subscribers by droves. WAT DO? Netflix: Raise prices. Start showing ads. Don't let them share passwords anymore. That'll bring them back
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Tue April 19, 2022
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller had a worse time than James Stockdale in a mosh pit at a Martika concert, Cha Cha
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pootie directly attacks his oligarchs' bank accounts. This should end well
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches $50mil venture fund while hoping not to make a mess of everything
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches $50mil venture fund while hoping not to make a mess of everything
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(The Street)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk May Have a Powerful Ally to Buy Twitter." Economists are tentatively calling it "money"
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey rips Twitter's board, says it has "consistently been the dysfunction of the company." I'm pretty sure the dysfunction has always come from the users
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let them fight
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(Coin Desk)
 
 
 
Cryptocoin Beanstalk gets jacked for $182M
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
What a business that isn't interested in putting profit over people looks like
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Sat April 16, 2022
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Georgia man's stockpile of Tab cola is dwindling
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter sez F*ck Musk, unveils poison pill to prevent hostile takeover
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
My dad played Woodstock. All I got is this used album
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES
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Thu April 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Michael Burry predicts the worst stock market crash since 1929 is upon on. This marks his 112th prediction of the same in the past 5 years
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least they did not let Musk buy The Onion
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon primes the fee pump
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
The First Self-Righteous Church of Musk was started by eight twitter bots to manipulate Tesla stock
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Tue April 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O rly? As if he would ever do that
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Elon musk declined to join Twitter's board of directors....which leaves him the opportunity for a hostile takeover
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is running as a Democratic Socialist and intends to leave a lump of coal in Sarah Palin's stocking
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If Biden wants to win in 2024, he has to go after corporations
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines celebrates two years of cancellations, bailouts, and stock buy-backs by becoming American Buslines
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goodyear finds alternative to rubber trees. Stock goes in weeds
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jazz, Werewolf sign licensing deal worth up to $1.2bil. If you know this has nothing to do with music, basketball, or Warren Zevon, you're in the right place
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
In the past 12 months Boeing's share price has dropped like a 737 MAX so news that an Air France 777 "went nuts" on approach and the aborted landing won't have helped matters
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"GameStop Fans Dissect Chairman's Poop Tweet For Meme Stock Clues." This is the world we have created for ourselves
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is New Beer's Eve, so we drink lest old acquaintance be intox'd
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The total wealth of the world's billionaires has fallen to $12.7 trillion since Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Oh no. Anyway
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to join Twitter's board. No word if Twitter is facing a rapid unplanned disassembly
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Mon April 04, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
F-Series pick-ups sales crash not on fat gas but lean chips
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"I like shiatposting so much, I bought the company" -- Elon Musk
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have problems with wolves attacking your livestock? Then you need.....guard donkeys
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This isn't Mulvfunny -- Colbert: "What the fark?"
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The richest 1% increased their assets by $6.5 TRILLION in the last 12 months. If you raise taxes on them even by $0.01 it could totally destroy them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The richest 1% increased their assets by $6.5 TRILLION in the last 12 months. If you raise taxes on them even by $0.01 it could totally destroy them
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, fellow Apes. Gamestonk has announced they will be flooding the market with 700,000,000 new shares that you can blow your life savings on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, fellow Apes. Gamestonk has announced they will be flooding the market with 700,000,000 new shares that you can blow your life savings on
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dad splits assets evenly among three kids 5 years ago. Two take cash, one stocks. The stocks are now worth much more. Are the cash kids right to demand stock kid pay up to balance Dad's asset distribution at the moment Dad dies?
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DeathSantis spokesperson says to wait until the Moscow stock market rebounds and that is when they will get the $300 million in Florida state pension funds back
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Fri March 25, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Billion-dollar Russian miner Petropavlovsk now a penny miner due to war. О нет. В любом случае
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Billion-dollar Russian miner Petropavlovsk now a penny miner due to war. О нет. В любом случае
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ExxonMobil to start mining operations globally
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GameStop's excuse for stiffing a consultant they contracted with: "We don't believe it is in our stockholders' best interest to pay". That should settle it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Philip Morris says it's canceling all product launches in Russia and is working on plans to exit the Russia market. If you can't believe a tobacco company, who can you trust? *pinky swear*
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russian stock market to reopen on Thursday with one very minor caveat
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
1996 Kentucky Derby winner Grindstone lived up to his name, siring 300 winners before riding hard on into the sunset at 29
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"That's a shame. Where's the blow?" "Oh well. Let's short the airline. Anyone seen my lunch hooker?" "Does this mean I get another bonus for not being on the plane? AND WHERE'S MY LIMO TO THE HAMPTONS? And my hooker"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What company just announced it can't file its quarterly financials on time, its auditor just quit, there's no visible progress on its restructuring plan, and trading is halted? Hint: it owes $300 billion and its name sounds like a stuck cargo ship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What company just announced it can't file its quarterly financials on time, its auditor just quit, there's no visible progress on its restructuring plan, and trading is halted? Hint: it owes $300 billion and its name sounds like a stuck cargo ship
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Mon March 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meta turns Merde
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(Mining)
 
 
 
If the London Metals Exchange can't get out of their own asses, this will forever be known as the Nickel Incident
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Thu March 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestonk Apes are getting near the point where you might stop laughing at them as they show up at your door begging to live on your couch
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Wed March 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-Starbucks barista spills the beans on how employees get revenge on rude customers
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SoftBank's founder loses $25bil in tech's brutal winter. The Son is there
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC takes its meme stock money and buys a gold mine. No, really, a literal gold mine
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The stonks techbro in charge of GameStop decided he and his buds had a better plan for the company than anyone else. Including the former head of Nintendo of America, who was on the GameStop board at the time
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The stonks techbro in charge of GameStop decided he and his buds had a better plan for the company than anyone else. Including the former head of Nintendo of America, who was on the GameStop board at the time
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Mon March 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Scare-mongering headline: "Chinese Stock Crash: U.S. Losses Top $1.1 Trillion As Beijing's Russia Ties Spark Investor Concerns" Reality: That's what they've lost over the last 2 years-mostly due to fears of phony accounting not Russia ties
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The EU's plan to ban crypto PoW mining goes down in flames allowing bitcoin to continue on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Didi's 44% stock plunge leaves SoftBank and Uber with diminishing returns, incomplete duets with Björk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Didi's 44% stock plunge leaves SoftBank and Uber with diminishing returns, incomplete duets with Björk
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed is now a public stock. You won't believe what happens next
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Household wealth tops $150 trillion for the first time, or $100 adjusted for inflation
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What lessons have you tried to teach your kids that backfired? Pro tip, don't teach them they will get coal in their stocking on Christmas if they're bad while also telling them that coal is a rock that they can light on fire
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Tue March 08, 2022
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box purchases Del Taco for $585 million, ensuring strategic taco reserves in case world situation deteriorates even further
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Harry was seen dressed in a cowboy hat attending Stockyards Rodeo in Fort Worth, Texas, on Saturday. Meghan is an animal rights activist. Maybe he went to be a cow whisperer
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Supply chain issues keep iconic Milwaukee custard shop from stocking its "jimmies." Why a custard shop would need to make condoms readily available is anyone's guess
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene bought a block of stock in Lockheed Martin right before tweeting about how profitable wars can be
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire hasn't realized that now that the strike is over, she doesn't need to eat shrimp shells and cheese rinds. And please don't ask her to make alfredo sauce
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bed Bath and Beyond gets frothy as GameStonk's Chairman reveals his position is hilt-deep
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Produce section of local grocery store suddenly catches fire. This is why you don't store fire peppers next to the combustible lemons when stocking fruit ordinance
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Sat March 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dow Jones to remove all Russian stocks from the stock market and downgrade them from "emerging market" to "potato"
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Fri March 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Much to the annoyance of Apple, the shareholders of Apple vote for a third party civil rights audit of the company
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
'Rest in peace dear comrade.' Russian sanity, sobriety, or stock market?
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Thu March 03, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Quasi-literate Sæculars went to stores and bought prefabricated letters, machine-printed on heavy stock with nice pictures, and sent them to each other as emotional gestures, not at all like the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Fitch downgrades Russia's credit rating to "Potato"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fake news: Russian state media asks economist for comment on Russian stock market: Maximum trolling: Economist raises a toast to its memory
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton's ex-CEO peddles a pile of stock to Michael Dell
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton's ex-CEO peddles a pile of stock to Michael Dell
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Wed March 02, 2022
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
With the ruble in rubble the Moscow Exchange to remain closed
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Mon February 28, 2022
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
In order to keep its stock price fresh and crisp Tupperware is accelerating its buyback program. burp
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today's Fark gun thread: Know your Ukrainian weapons. Because knowing is half the battle. The other half is a group of determined patriots with Molotov Cocktails and massive balls
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you cummingtonite, you metamorphic amphibole you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Remember when we said inflation would be transitory? Well, you should probably start stockpiling beets and canned goods." - Goldman Sachs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukraine activates Task Force X. Kite man last seen kiting up, stockpiling "hell yeah"s
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russia: laughingstock of the seas
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Sat February 26, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Activision Empire Strikes Back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other news, the bar at CPAC is fully stocked with Stolichnaya
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Global Stocks claw back from massive losses on news that there's always money to made during a time of war
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and his brother are about to find out that the SEC doesn't like to be threatened
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian stock market loses half its value, reason unknown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian tanks tank Russian stocks
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stock up on menthol smokes, they may soon we worth their weight in gold (cool tag is the smooth, classic taste both grown ups and kids have come to enjoy)
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Tue February 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hot, fresh, profitable
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Mon February 21, 2022
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
404 Family Dollar stores not found
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Sun February 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Icahn has McRib
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Sat February 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And what else would you expect from Family Dollar?
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian stocks are like the Russian navy, they're currently on fire in drydock
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan's deal with Spotify? It was actually double what was previously reported -- $200 million. Subby hopes the number of people leaving will also double
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Roku tanks on crappy supply streams
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Roku tanks on crappy supply streams
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Group has "significant concerns" about the size of Tim Cook's package
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Icahn has cheeseburger?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
72 percent of CEOs are worried they'll have to do actual work
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
ViacomCBS rebrands as Paramount and shares fall off a cliff
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Tue February 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet "luckily" buys stock right before Microsoft "coincidentally" buys it out. It's not like he knows anyone who works at Microsoft or anything like that
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Michigan seen stocking up on popcorn
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Mon February 14, 2022
(HPC Wire)
 
 
 
Don't cry, don't raise your eye, it's only teenage wasteland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Indian stock exchange a puppet of some yogi. Isn't that right, Booboo?
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upscale and artisan Taco Bell is ready to come take over your small town
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson wants you to know that he's getting a raw deal because he has 'only' doubled his net worth since being elected to Congress and you should feel sorry for him
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Fri February 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armour ouver delivers
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Remember how back in the good old days you could buy a video card for $200? Now you can pay $200 for the chance to buy a video card
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Thu February 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that she's turning 63 Barbie's getting a big-budget Hollywood movie, which makes about as much sense as a CNBC link on the Entertainment page
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ahh, brown sugar water you taste so good
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article on stock market "Super Bowl Indicator" which says stocks rise for the full year when the Super Bowl winner comes from the NFC, but falls when an AFC team wins. Punxsutawney Phil unavailable for comment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Join the Divestance" ---- Nancy Pelosi
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tommy Tuberville (R-eally corrupt) says that barring legislators from trading stocks "would really cut back on the amount of people that would want to come up here and serve", is missing the point and outing himself at the same time
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Tue February 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peloton replacing CEO and laying off 2,800 workers upon the realization that whoever wanted one of their machines already bought one
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Another example of how everything TFG touches dies
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Another example of how everything TFG touches dies
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
You have just been charged a $35 fee for reading this headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords
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Sun February 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supply chain woes mean that even your backup grocery store is struggling to stay fully stocked. In other news, you have a backup grocery store
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bladnoch distillery: We are producing the maximum amount of whisky we can -- 1.5 million litres per year -- and kinna produce no more. Scotty raises the alarm
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Homemade Soup Day, so let's take stock of our recipes and use our noodles
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kohl's says takeover offers undervalue its business, does not include the value of trillions of dollars in Kohl's Cash not redeemed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kohl's says takeover offers undervalue its business, does not include the value of trillions of dollars in Kohl's Cash not redeemed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Exhibit #44290 that the stock market is not the economy. A good jobs report leads to stock market selloff because if things were a bit worse the Fed might keep interest rates lower for longer
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Hunter kills 13-foot, 900-pound alligator that had been hunting local livestock (with "nope" pics)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Welp, apparently changing their name to Metabook or Facemeta or whatever didn't fool anyone
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
February is for stonks
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook's Daily Active Users (DAUs) were down in the fourth quarter, the first quarterly decline in DAUs on record, tanking the stonk 20%. That's so meta
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PayPal: "Inflation bad." Investors: *hit SELL button*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What has a good beat and really pops?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What has a good beat and really pops?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google stonk set to open down -95% on Wednesday morning after a 20-for-1 stock split
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google stonk set to open down -95% on Wednesday morning after a 20-for-1 stock split
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Tue February 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cedar World? Sea Point? SeaWorld submits takeover bid to Cedar Fair, owners of Cedar Point, for $3.4 billion
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"Jurassic World: Dominion" won't be the last of the "Jurassic Park" movies says studio executive Tyrannosaurus Ric
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobile price gouges and profits. Big time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobile price gouges and profits. Big time
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Since people just want the stock certificates, Packers can just keep diluting the shares and literally print money
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. Lawmakers traded $355,000,000 worth of stock last year. Gosh, I wonder why they don't want to ban themselves from trading?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Halo Series trailer brought to you by Chevrolet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Stocks making the biggest moves in the premarket: Citrix Systems, BlackBerry, Spotify and more" - wait, BlackBerry?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indian auto maker Tata Motors stock sags on news of 3rd quarter losses
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Sat January 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Banning books is very good for sales
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Fri January 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, what's 423 million dollars anyway, it could happen to anyone
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This hedge fund made $700 million by knowing when to sell after Elon Musk opened his big fat mouth
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
And just like that on Peppa Pig
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If the Chinese film industry needs a stock foreign villain, I'm their first port of call"
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
"Kelly Clarkson Won't 'Entertain' Divorce Settlement With Brandon Blackstock" - What, you think that's funny? Funny how?
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(DeMilked)
 
 
 
Be careful of this 40 dumbest headlines listicle, your eyes could roll out of your head
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Tue January 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The reason the stock market is in such a high state of flux? Because the U.S. is getting ready to fight inflation. Wait, "getting ready?" Uh, inflation's been around for months now. Like, a year. Why are we just now getting ready?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Bitcoin became nothing more than another crappy tech stock. Became?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Step aside, Navy seals and vintage Fark photoshoppers, and meet the military dolphins that protect a quarter of America's nuclear stockpile
source: military.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 24, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Microstrategy's investment strategy in Bitcoin has paid off generously, with its stock now at a two-year low
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market set to continue its slow motion crash into oblivion on news we now have a fed rate hike we can blame
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a more positive note in the Russia/Ukraine situation: Russia's Stock Market is in full-collapse mode. Sell, Vladimir, Sell
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Stockton zigged on COVID protocols so the Bulldogs zagged on his season tickets
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"It's well recorded that at least 150 professional athletes have died on the court or on the pitch because of vaccines" says, A) Alex Jones, B) Tucker Carlson, C) NBA Hall of Famer John Stockton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head village idiot is very upset that a member of the school board called her a village idiot
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Sat January 22, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Netflix might have to join the next season of Squid game as a contestant as stock falls 22% on Friday
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Netflix might have to join the next season of Squid game as a contestant as stock falls 22% on Friday
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