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Mon November 29, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
A brief primer on abortion in the United States for people whose knowledge of history consists of their recently watched list on Netflix
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP is giving handouts to lazy moochers who can't bother to do what they need to do to keep a job. Damn Hippies
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Sat November 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
United States continues to pull the slot machine of COVID, hits 777k in death totals
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Right-wingers up in arms as president's son uses White House connections to reach out to leaders in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE and other Persian Gulf states to try and get backing for new investment firm. Oh wait, never mind, wrong family
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Don't care. Want
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for porch-pirates. Here are some tips to protect your holiday deliveries
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can you decertify a loss?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The United States is a suicide cult
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Might expect not even time quantum realm, in the flows as you. New Years 1973 happy
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Strickland was released from prison after 43 years and the State of Missouri won't pay him a dime for his convictions overturned. He's not going to be OK by any means, but people topped up his GoFundMe to almost $1 million
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell is too deep in his lunacy to turn back to sanity
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Sleep peacefully under the ceiling sky mural. And bring your friends. All of them
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Tue November 23, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"If Everybody's White, There Can't Be Any Racial Bias"
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Does America prefer the very tasty fresh cranberry sauce or that awful canned stuff? Sadly it seems we're just about evenly divided
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials are having a hard time making vaccine mandates stick...in California
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(People's Policy Project)
 
 
 
As currently written, in order to actually be implemented, the BBB child care and pre-k programs have to be passed not just by the House, Senate, and President Biden, but also by each individual state's lower house, upper house, and governor
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Covid has irrevocably changed the office. That's what she said
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US States investigating Instagram for wreaking havoc on Teens' mental health. Just wait until they get a load of the Poltab
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Let's Go (to) Brandon
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The New Madrid seismic zone would like to remind everyone that it is still active. Check your outdoor furniture as necessary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Only a good guy with a gun can stop a good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with a gun
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Step away from the baby spinach and nobody gets squirt"
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that states can spend federal dollars however they want
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, a song was released that would become the bane of one person in every area code in the United States
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Never fear, my friends. Cargo planes sent from Chinese factories to the United States will ensure there will be no Beanie Baby shortage this holiday season
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer who tried to overturn the 2020 election gets named to US Election Assistance Commission. Next up: appointing Joey Chestnut to the National Hot Dog Preservation Council
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Americans back Roe by 2-1 margin. We'll see how this works out when most Americans passionately believe polls supersede the Supreme Court and post about how much they really care on Facebook instead of voting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Popeye's, Burger King, Tim Horton's, and now Firehouse Subs. The Fantastic Four?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
States will have "significant discretion" over how infrastructure funds are spent, meaning red states will funnel that cash into tax cuts for the rich
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Sun November 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎵All is quiet, on New Years Day. The coup is plotted, it's underway. And I've got a memo, a memo, a memo for Pence detailing how to stay. I sent it to him, on New Year's Day🎵
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Is the US heading towards a new Civil War? Short answer: No. Long answer: More like years of sporadic violent skirmishes as the Unites States slowly and painfully dissolves
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Plow driver shortages = easier lockdowns. At least that'll be the spin
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Get ready for climate alliances
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paid family leave is what's best for the country
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Colin Cowherd restates why he never acknowledges critics of his hot takes, says fearless opinionating is what Fox pays him to do. "There's a reason Steph Curry got a better shoe deal than Ben Wallace. Offense pays a lot better than defense"
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC representative files bill to lower state drinking age to 18
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams PAC erases $212 million in medical debt for 108,000 people in five states. Abrams reportedly running out of microphones to drop
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Tue November 09, 2021
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence whines about: A) media treating him unfairly; B) nobody understands him; or C) not receiving his share of infrastructure bill funds?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comcast finally explains their outage this morning affecting multiple states across the country: " unforeseen circumstances." Yup, that explains it all right
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Notorious BIG may finally get... sorry, notorious BRIDGE may finally get fixed under Biden's infrastructure bill
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Mon November 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Senator Batboy (MedicaRe fRaud) doesn't think that strangling your wife and abusing your children should preclude you from becoming a US senator
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oklahomans might be getting f*cked
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Publix sues online pharmacy over use of the letter "P"
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Vaccine mandate downgraded to strong suggestion
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
How make your own miniature dam, complete with miniature lawsuits over water sharing agreements between miniature states, and miniature multi-year droughts that drop the miniature reservoir level
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Fri November 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
You have to get in line to sue over Biden's vaccination mandates. That's the line there, it goes back and around the corner. Just go down to the corner and turn right, hard right. You'll find it
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(Variety)
 
 
 
So apparently most states have more regulations on hair dressers than Hollywood does on armorers
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Thu November 04, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are a convicted felon, and not allowed to possess modern weapons, perhaps you should forego the killing of various and sundry migratory birds with a shotgun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To prevent another January 6th, the Biden admin announces deadline of January 4th for 5G injections. This obviously gives 2 days for the sedatives to kick in
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stimulus checks coming for those who came in 2020 and, thus, whose children came in 2021
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Must be them big city folks up in Kansas City spelling "charcuterie tray"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(McCheese)
 
 
 
Website may have just found "the smoking gun" to help St. Louis defeat the NFL in court. In other news, there is something called "The United States Conference of Mayors"
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas is "one of the best states for jail regulation." As long as "best" means "at avoiding accountability"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Citing societal concerns, Facebook plans to start claiming it turned off its facial recognition system
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dear Texas Republicans. Trump lost, there was no fraud, get over it. Love and hugs, your fellow Republicans
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Justice Alito, paging Justice Alito to the white courtesy phone. No, the really really white one
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Terrorist openly talks about blowing up metal detectors in United States House with Tannerite or C4. Oh, did we say terrorist? We meant elected official. And also terrorist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-vax employees FAFO. So sad, too bad
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: "The President of the United States uses cars to get around. This PROVES they are the ones killing the environment"
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, South Dakota, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wyoming
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cypress Hill release new pro-drug song though it's lacking an orchestra
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What to expect from Gilead
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides to wreck the EPA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC confirms vaccination yields better immunity than "natural" immunity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Saturday night will feature Aurora Borealis to northern half of United States, including Utica and Albany
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump wants you to know that he is not happy with Mark Zuckerberg
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you spent enough time worrying about your children becoming reefer addicts because of all the people who could be handing out edibles during Trick or Treating? No? Well, what's wrong with you? Start panicking
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a clear sign of an impending shiatshow, Jeffrey Clark, Trump's "inside man" at the DOJ during the attempted coup, has parted ways with his lawyer just ahead of Clark's scheduled testimony before the 1/6 committee
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Michigan moves to stop bleeding bleeding women dry
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Red state Governor signed law mandating childhood vaccine records be entered into state database. Yes. That red state. But no, not that vaccine
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
QAnon candidates aren't even trying to hide their desire to control the elections anymore
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Happy Sex In A Canoe day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At some point, the rest of the world is going to decide that the greatest threat to the planet's future is the United States of America. What then?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Tell your mom I said congrats
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The first one is a reprimand, which is essentially a strongly worded letter that is theoretically a problem I guess if you're in a competitive district and have a challenger. The next one is a censure, which is a stronger, strongly worded letter"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Great Resignation is not available in Pog form, but we do have it in map form
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many ways from Sunday would the United States mess this up?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Either way, 191.5 miles per hour is staggeringly impressive from a car which was originally offered with a 54-horsepower optional engine"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
How do you enjoy your Halloween candy corn? Subby enjoys his by throwing it into the trash
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg turned down requests to show voting information in Spanish because it was "too political"
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Mon October 25, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Answer to headline question: California politicians listened to the scientists, and followed proven protocols for dealing with an infectious pandemic, and did not weaponize idiocy for political gain
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The common denominators linking the states where the most people are quitting their jobs
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(Turrible)
 
 
 
One thing you don't wanna do is drink beer with Larry Bird
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please proceed
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Sun October 24, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bye, Felicia
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Verstappen has the pole with Hamilton along side and Perez going 3rd with LeClerc alongside. Weather should be warm with a slight chance of thunderstorms. This is your Formula 1 United States Grand Prix at 3 PM ET on ABC
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Wage theft is hitting the restaurant industry even harder during the pandemic
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In an article that is from the year 2021 and not 1999, callers in 35 states will need to dial using area codes starting Sunday
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Sat October 23, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The GOP's desperation is growing, and this business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Spread by a rabid Fox, the epidemic of idiocy continues to rage across the United States unchecked
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know, this Trump fella just might cost us the midterms
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Fri October 22, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
American gun violence 30% more American during the pandemic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Western Maryland counties want to secede from the plentiful tax dollars provided by the urban areas to join a failing fossil fuel extraction state
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The Eastman Memo, telling Pence to block certification of the election, was not "viable" and would have been "crazy" to pursue. So says... the guy that wrote it? WTF?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have you been wondering about what astrologers might have to say about the link between a person's star sign and vaccination status? No? Well, this Utah County was and spent taxpayer money to find out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian leader is at it again
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Thu October 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five members of Kyrsten Sinema's staff resign, calling her "one of the principal obstacles to progress and too darn quirky"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You should basically treat any onions you have in the house right now as if they're live grenades
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court may actually try to curtail foreigners from legally bribing American politicians
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
I want to believe... that this did not land on my house
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Paying people a livable wage? Yeah, no. Let's consider deploying the National Guard to drive trucks instead
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
♫ I was gonna pass the Farm Bill ♫ But then I got high ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, on the passing of Colin Powell
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The questions really isn't how screwed are Democrats in the Senate, it's really how screwed the country will be if the GOP regains control of Congress
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Big Liars can't get enough of the Big Lie
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Sun October 17, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Hey California, the flyover states have you beat in the fast food wars by doing a bigger menu better all around
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out advocating for death can hurt a governor's popularity
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: marijuana edibles in Halloween candy. New hotness: edibles in classroom reward box
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At long last, Illinois Democrats teach Republicans a thing or two about redistricting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This article is proof positive why no one wants to wait tables anymore
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Sat October 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Some farker in Maine is going to have to come up with a new vanity license plate in a few months
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Headline: Pumpkin Shortage in U.S.. Article: There's plenty of freaking pumpkins
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden administration asks the Supreme Court nicely
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In Gilead, pregnant teenagers required to give birth
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Almost 6 percent of employers realize you have to pay workers fairly and not treat them like shiat
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Thu October 14, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The group 'Republicans for Voting Rights' is launching a quarter-million dollar billboard campaign across the country to call on state lawmakers to reject frivolous audits of the 2020 election with the billboard saying "Trump lost. No more audits"
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Factoring in rates of vaccination, testing, COVID-19 transmission, hospitalizations and death, it's a great time to go see the fall colors in New England
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas makes strongest case yet for a Fark Texas tag by arguing that states can decide for themselves whether a law is constitutional and the US Supreme Court only provides "opinions"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
It can totally harsh your, like, GPA and stuff, if that's what you're into
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Biggest Loser
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Wed October 13, 2021
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
The ruler of Gilead is now trolling other states
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(The Root)
 
 
 
How to tell if your Republican neighbors want to kill you. Other than them saying the quiet part out loud for 40 years
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
White House tells states to get ready for vaccination protests by parents who want to kill their children
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Are these the worst Halloween candies? Bottlecaps conspicuously absent from this list
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The MS abortion case being decided by the Supreme Court may result in women not only losing the right to abortion, but to birth control. And, as a bonus, it could strip gays of the rights to marry and have sex. No wonder conservatives are so excited
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
There's a better way to legalize marijuana than the current commercial model of legalization, which will only lead to "Big Marijuana"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
"Help, we're being oppressed" (tag says it all)
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The New Confederacy: worst reboot ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
States are fighting for a piece of that sweet bitcoin action
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Do people say you're full of crap? Maybe a school softener will help you pass those classes with ease
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can any Republican admit there wasn't election theft on January 6?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The United States might have finally found a way to shrink its insane military budget
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Sat October 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sporting KC's Felipe Hernandez suspended for going full Pete Rose
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Ever notice how people that have temporary tags on their not-so-new car are terrible drivers? There's a reason
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
California criminalizes stealthing. Ghosting still OK
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Thu October 07, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The United States won't default on its debt, this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Long considered the bastion of mature adults and reasonable political leaders, the Senate has now become a total poo-flinging mess. The reason why is simple: parity
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
When was the last time you saw someone wear parachute pants? Do you think they'll ever come back in style? Should Subby buy a pair for Halloween?
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Liquor-ish)
 
 
 
Dear Twizzler states: You are doing it wrong. Always Red Vines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley thinks doubt in the greatness of the United States is more deadly than Covid-19. Betting she's only vaccinated against one of those
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(Slate)
 
 
 
More Trump lawyers are about to find out what happens when they "assist a client in conduct that the lawyer knows to be fraudulent, illegal, or deceptive"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your spouse or domestic partner is unvaccinated? Get ready to pay more for health insurance
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson, who looks like such a straight arrow at first blush, might be kind of dangerous after all
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Man travels to all 50 states to eat Chipotle and boy are his bowels tired
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Organizers want to rename Florida's Lee County after Bruce Lee instead of Robert E. Lee
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is almost physically painful to type: Geraldo Rivera is 100% right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Virus surge hits New England despite high vaccination rates." Article: Most of the rest of the country wouldn't even recognize this as a surge
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Sun October 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
This is why direct stimulus checks did more to help Americans and the economy
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Psaki to me
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Midwestern governors will make their flyover states drive-through
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Crocodiles are going airborne in Australia
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OOOOOOklahoma where the police kill more people than anywhere else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Merck drug "Molnupiravir" may cut Covid hospitalizations and death in half, can only be wielded by Thor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
♫ The lawsuits fly ♫ We all know why ♫ Deep in the heart of Texas
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
And the state that uses the most Halloween decorations is...? The hell?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local councilman proposes improving representation in the Senate by splitting NYC into 14 states, each of which would have more people than Wyoming. As an added bonus, we could identify all the worst drivers by their Staten Island license plates
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Thu September 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
95 percent of Venezuelans live in poverty, but only 76.6 percent live in EXTREME poverty, so there's that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manchin is now using abortion as his reason to oppose the reconciliation bill
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tim and Eric reunite, if only for a moment. Awesome show, great job
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Lying liar who lies, Joe Manchin, inadvertently tells the truth when he states: "We haven't been negotiating yet in good faith". He's Lucy, yanking the football, once again
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(Time)
 
 
 
It is very hard to undo the dominant perspective created when white cultists established the United States to escape the Renaissance and the Age of Reason
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Wed September 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general says state's abortion ban "stimulates" interstate commerce... because it forces Texas women to travel to other states to obtain the procedure
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(PBS)
 
 
 
On this day in 1982 a new slogan, "End it all with Tylenol," was introduced to the United States
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
For once, in a chart of things by state, Alabama isn't something terribly. Seriously, I expected something like circus peanuts or candy corn
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Because Florida has no other problems to deal with, Ron DeathSantis decides to sue Biden and the federal government over border control. The southwest border that's several states away
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, the state survived the experience
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mississippi: Our abortion ban will empower women. Also, war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Astounding facts and the science behind them for the most popular participatory sport in the United States
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News: Brazil going fascist. Fark: using memes and tropes imported from the United States. Ultra Fark: including running around draped in American flags
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(Eudaimonia)
 
 
 
Americans are getting ripped off and they don't even know it
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Biden's education plan is a game-changer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Virginia election becomes a Koch fight
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Rare unicorn sighted: An honest unvaccinated person as he states, "We weren't thinking about other people"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California extends mail-in voting permanently, assuming it can find any trees to print them on
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
New York to deploy National Guard to step in for medical staff who would rather quit than get a little vaccine
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Mon September 27, 2021
(WLWT)
 
 
 
California bans state-funded travel to Ohio over law allowing medical workers to deny care over their personal beliefs, disappointing dozens of people looking forward to their MAGA safaris
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A lot of the evidence against the 1/6 insurrectionists was scooped off the internet by iCOP or Internet Covert Operations Program, which is a division of ...the United States Postal Inspection Service? The mail cops have a covert ops branch?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Abbottoir says his state's new audits aren't all about Trump
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
CDC says trick-or-treating outdoors "absolutely safe" this Halloween in spite of COVID. Don't forget to X-ray candy collected for booby traps though
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remove Covid-19 and it is still a valid headline
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump falsely claims Arizona audit found he won 'At a Level You Would Not Believe'. Whatever that means
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Sat September 25, 2021
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Even workers in the deep South are starting to demand living wages and no suicide squads
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Now it's affecting booze. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Fark to soon become a subsidiary of Doordash in order to pay off Drew's upcoming debts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If the US had kept the death rate from Covid the same as Australia or Hong Kong or South Korea, 650,000 people would be alive today
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pay $1850 once to have your luggage follow you around or $150/hr to try to get it to stop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Empire of Gilead is expanding
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Wed September 22, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow claims he's found 100K "flipped" votes...in Alabama, which Trump won by 592,000 votes
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shooting of gas station worker by anti-masker shocks the United States. Wait, make that "shocks Germany," we'd need a stack of bodies and a Satanic nun dancing on a pile of dead babies dressed up as Marilyn Monroe to move the outrage needle here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And today's statesplanation: Why the Herman Cain award is bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge Obvious from the European Court of The Obvious states the obvious, obviously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Overthrow an elected government in these Six Easy Steps
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
New York mobster gives out endorsements like they were Montreal garbage collection contracts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So it turns out Florida's election overhaul law, derided by Democrats as partisan election interference, was actually partisan election interference
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Do mask and vaccine mandates work? I can't recall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court announces that Gilead for the non-Texas portions of the United States will be implemented starting as early as December
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham never bought Fraudghazi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White striping disease now affects 99% of US supermarket chicken. Shut up, Meg
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Sun September 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Samuel Adams' new beer is so strong it's illegal in 15 states. No word what his cousin John thinks of all that lawbreaking
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki takes down Newsmax, which is like using a sidewinder missile to kill a mosquito
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The filibuster is not going to be here in five years either because Democrats will have expanded their majority with candidates like these or because Republicans take over and end the filibuster themselves"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop claims Biden has "the blood of his red state enemies" on his hands for Covid reasons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to talk politics without talking politics: post a list of states ranked by the percentage of their population that is fully vaccinated
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado Republican officials have gotten so paranoid they don't trust Colorado Republicans to vote
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While the rest of the world reports a substantial drop in COVID, the U.S. continues to report the highest number of new cases, with children making up 15.5%
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Fauci: We are all gonna die by a super mutant unless you get your goddamn vaccine
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The US healthcare system is beginning to collapse from the strain of COVID-19. This is not a repeat from January
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Google makes an otherworldly "time crystal" inside a quantum computer. Gelflings and Skeksis look on with interest
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another day, another "Facebook is a festering boil on the perineum of humanity" story
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(Vice)
 
 
 
And Hillbillies want to be called "sons of the soil" but it ain't gonna happen
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Inventor of the Game of Life has reached the Millionaire Estates, aged 99
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hey COVID, leave them kids alone
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Idiot with 11 employees claims vaccine mandate for businesses with 100 employees will make his employees quit because derp
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
..".at least 26 states pushed through laws that permanently weaken government authority to protect public health." Because bootstrappy freedumbs
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Turns out Californians took a look at states like Texas and Florida and aren't all that eager to throw a statewide COVID party
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden Admin revokes Trump Admin rule preventing states from investigating predatory student lenders. Take THAT, Betsy
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Introducing the trailer park / covid index
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats, including Manchin, to introduce new voting legislation. Surely Manchin can find those magical 10 good republicans vote for it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nigeria facing one of its worst cholera outbreaks in years. Of course, this supposes there have been good ones
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the reasons so many southern states are gerrymandered in favor of Republicans is a Faustian bargain black lawmakers struck years ago with Republicans to overcome racist white Democrats reluctance to put black people in positions of power
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Tip your server(s) well you cheap bastards
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
First NM bans cockfighting, and now this? Whar freedom, whar?
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Mon September 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
17-year-old schedules appointment to receive COVID vaccine. Parents react in classic Alabama fashion: "You're not getting this damn vaccine; you need to lower your voice. Watch your tone when you talk to me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charter Communications, Comcast and AT&T are among the corporations whose executives apparently jerk it to The Handmaid's Tale
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like more and more people are betting on NFL games
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Half my family lives in Texas. The other half, including me, are in other U.S. states. My mom, brother, and a sister want to do Thanksgiving in Texas, but between the guns, Covid, and Gilead, I can't support the state. Does that make me a jerk?"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kroger profits slide due to theft
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Sun September 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General warns us the enemy is a virus, not one another
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(CNN)
 
 
 
26 states have now vaccinated over half of their residents. This would have been good news six months ago
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Freedom is leaving your home and not worrying about getting a new Covid strain from unvaccinated idiots
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Sat September 11, 2021
(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA: contiguous United States just experienced the hottest, eighth wettest summer on record
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The exodus from Gilead begins
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
New Mexico, like many other states, has a longstanding ban on manufacturer direct car sales. Solution: Tesla opens sales outlet on tribal land. Fark: on the site of a former casino
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Fri September 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas abortion clinics are getting numerous calls from vigilantes pretending to want an abortion just so they can try to collect Gotcha money
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
ESPN Sideline reporter: I won't get the jab. ESPN: bye. Sideline reporter: bye
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The walls are continuing to close in on Rudy Giuliani, with some estimating that he may only have between 9 and 11 inches of breathing room left
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Thu September 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Even though you can use crypto to buy and sell products or services, don't think for a minute that makes it just like cash, at least not if you want to avoid trouble with the IRS"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
States have different methods for reporting COVID cases. Surprisingly, this is causing some confusion
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Wed September 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Drunk(er) badgers are making tax collectors the happiest since '72
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law moved into our rental home years ago and made $60,000 in upgrades. We now want to sell. Should we repay her?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
California to be first state to outlaw stealthing. Detect traps remains legal. Pick pockets is right out. Thieves guild plans to file a carve-out amendment for their industry
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Shocker: Florida Gov. Ronnie DeathSantis has no idea how vaccines work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas enacts monthly citizenship checks, allows vigilantes in polling places to prevent fraud like voting while Black, female, or Democrat
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
So does an embryo actually have a heartbeat at 6 weeks? No, of course it doesn't, and for Fark's sake stop getting your "science" from Conservatives
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
So, you f*cked around with elections in Georgia and are about to find out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Palin of the Plains rains mostly on the shamed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatsisface -- you know, the makeup-slathered old man who drinks from water bottles the way a hamster nibbles seeds -- made fun of Georgia election officials receiving death threats after they declined to muddy 2020 election results for him
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Tue September 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
36% more Americans expected to bet on NFL this season compared to last, that same amount will probably end up being disappointed at their results
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Your Honor, I know it has been said that "a man who represents himself has a fool for a client", but I charged into the United States Capitol wearing a giant fake red beard thinking it would conceal my identity, so, I submit to you, I AM that fool
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Over on Fox, human manure-spreader Tucker Carlson has floated yet another race baiting conspiracy theory that tens of thousands of Afghan refugees are being sent over to this country in order to change the outcome of elections
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Mon September 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to protect children under 12 from Covid? Be a smart, responsible person
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
♫ Can't you hear the driver shouting?♪ "Miata, blow your horn" Miata, won't you blow, Miata, won't you blow, Miata, won't you blow your horn? 𝆑𝆑♫
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
This is where the fun begins
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Proverb: A man's home is his castle. Florida: Takes that literally
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who's going to save the people of Texas from a draconian abortion bill? Could it be Satan?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You'd best start believin' in death panel stories... you're in one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It takes a Good Reich to avoid a Fourth Reich
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma abortion clinics seeing tenfold increase in calls from Texas-based patients
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Travis County judge grants two week stay of Gileadgeddon for three Austin-area Planned Parenthood affiliates
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Fri September 03, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, Alabama says, "Thank God for Mississippi"
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
35 million Americans look like they'll have a particularly crappy Labor Day this year
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Native American child held down and has hair cut off in school. This report brought to you by 1921....check that, it was yesterday
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Department of Public Health to open COVID-19. vaccine clinics on-site at 13 college football games this season, expected to sponsor NASCAR teams next
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Thu September 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP-led states see Texas as a model to restrict a woman's rights, as God intended
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren calls for national rights to ensure reproductive freedom for all
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Thousands of anti-democracy Trump cultists devoted to the Big Lie have heeded Steve Bannon's call to take over GOP positions nationwide. This ain't over, folks
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Wed September 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Maskless Illinois church camp linked to exactly what you think it's linked to
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Tallahassee judge rules Gov. DeathSentence has authority to block over $400 million in additional federal unemployment benefits meant for 500,000 Floridians. Get back to work, slaves
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(MSN)
 
 
 
CDC Director uses reverse psychology to convince anti-vaxxers to kill themselves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Incoming Ohio State quarterback hasn't taken a snap with them yet but is now already a millionaire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gilead arrives
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The anti-gay beauty queen is now an pro-MAGA anti-masker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Just a quick reminder that we're two days away from SCOTUS establishing Gilead. Blessed be the fruit
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Pandemic unemployment insurance has run out at the worst time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Four states already have mask mandate bans stopped by courts. US DOE is trying to stop the other five due to civil rights violations
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently, people seem to like the idea that they should be allowed to vote
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The outcome of a police captain in Georgia that refused the vaccine, took horse de-wormer instead, and routinely posted anti-vaxx messages on social media will surprise you. (No it won't)
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
While Hurricane Ida gets all the attention, Hurricane Nora has been tearing up the entire west coast of Mexico
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Sat August 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but the people who say they hate election fraud seem to be doing their damndest to ensure it will happen in the future
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Fri August 27, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now Covid is killing people who don't have Covid, at least in spreadneck states
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Officials warn that if you see this bug, kill the motherf**ker right now
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Federal medical teams are being deployed to Alabama because its hospitals are overrun with COVID patients. In other words, blue states where its citizens were responsible are bailing out irresponsible red states
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Georgia wipes out COVID
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
United States decides to select a talented roster for this year's WC qualifiers after the 2016 embarrassment
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Delta variant has been bad. The next variant could be worse." So get vaccinated and wear a mask you farking moron
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Thu August 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican drive to kill off democracy in the United States is gaining steam
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Wed August 25, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
COVID-19 in the U.S.: How do Canada's provinces rank against American states? Scroll to the bottom to find out. Great job, Northwest Territories
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
When salmonella came for the lettuce, well, most of us didn't care because well, lettuce. But now it's coming for the Italian-style cold cuts and THIS IS TIME TO PANIC
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
That's not very neighborly of you, Hostess
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
31 and counting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's a small shot after all
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Captain Slow Gin
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Mon August 23, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Police affidavit states that Allen West's wife had a McDrunky cup in her car when she was stopped for driving erratically
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Sun August 22, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And in other news, there are still schools out there who have nurses on staff
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK kids, here it is. For reals. The UNofficial United States Space Force Anthem. Discuss
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A look at which states to avoid visiting for the foreseeable future
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"The best thing about older felines is the love they give you." Welcome to the Senior Cats for Senior Laps edition of Caturday
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Fri August 20, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
So much for professional courtesy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vaccine hesitancy lowers as death hesitancy increases
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a friend whose niece is missing from Utah. If my fellow Utah Farkers, and maybe those in the surrounding states, could post this info to their own networks, it would be GREATLY appreciated. DIT
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Our National Guard is not for hire," says general whose troop deployment is funded by a private donor
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(Axios)
 
 
 
America never had a good back-to-school plan
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
You rock, Stacey Abrams
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans that suddenly decided to care about the Afghani refugees don't want them in their states
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Sadly, no pie chart
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's look at some of the states that ARE inviting Afghan refugees. Probably not a complete list, but it's a start
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If Governor Greg Abbott isn't a complete farking moron, he'll learn this one critical lesson from his experience in contracting COVID-19. Narrator: Except that Governor Greg Abbott is a complete farking moron
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Which states will require nursing home staff to be vaccinated? All of them. ALL OF THEM
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine (then): We don't need masks or social distancing, Ohio Governor Mike DeWine (now): Everyone, please mask up
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Where the white women at?
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Tue August 17, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Ah for the old days when friends of the United States could maim and kill political enemies and still be invited to State dinners. Good times
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Five states have ICUs at over 90 percent capacity. I can't for the life of me figure out what they have in common though
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when the stores are full of Halloween stuff in August? Yeah, Home Depot does too. That's why they offered their first shipments for sale online only. Fark: They're sold out already
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How long a $500,000 nest egg will last in each of the 50 states. Shortest time: Hawaii with 5 years, 2 months and 24 days. Longest time: Mississippi with 12 years, 3 months and 18 days. But then you'd be spending 12 years in Mississippi
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Make sure to keep your W-2 and 1040 in your car at all times to prove your income exempts you from tolls
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Live Nation wants you to be safe and healthy so they can keep bleeding you with $35 convenience fees for a long time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shrimp recall gets larger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just Florida, just about all states' public health systems were unprepared for an epidemic. Fark: test results often came by fax machine and good old snail mail
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Sun August 15, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that we've squared away retirement, let's figure out health insurance. Any advice for a first-time buyer?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Under Trump: "The president has broad unilateral power and authority when it comes to border and immigration." Trump appointed judge: "The President doesn't have broad authority to change border policies"
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If I'm reading this right, and I'm pretty sure I am, Mitt Romney lost to Death in 2012. And I'm just finding out now?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A look at all the states where you don't want your children attending school
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Five charts for you to identify the unvaccinated in America and stay away from them
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Fri August 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"It's about time that Loser resigns". What is it with this, the Greatest Projector in the anals of history? Mispelling deliberate and appropriate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dallas judge reinstates mask mandate in public schools Protesters show up at his house and curse at his children. His response: We have 0 ICU beds left for children, if your child's in a car wreck....your child will wait for another child to die"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's story of responsible parenting comes to you from Reno, Nevada, where parents sent their child whom they knew was Covid positive to school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight states account for over fifty percent of all Covid hospitalizations
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What If The House Of Representatives Had More Than 435 Seats? You know, like it was designed to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Republican economic policies continue to bat a perfect .000 as data proves cancelling extended unemployment benefits had zero impact on improving job numbers. But at least they hurt poor people
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Is Nebraska becoming gerrymander-proof? Ask the swastika of congressional districts that carve up Austin
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Wed August 11, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Pierce Hawthorne Living God' community over one million strong
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(AL.com)