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Mon August 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC get whiplash from their about-face on press attending Trump coronation
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Sat August 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Got your mail-in ballot postmarked on election day? Your vote won't count in most states
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Summer camp in GA that "took almost every precaution" shows us all what to expect this fall when schools open, with most of the campers going home with COVID-19
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Thu July 30, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Americans are applying to emigrate to New Zealand. Fark: 250,000 of them since March
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
U.S. Attorney says Feds will stay in Portland until attacks on the courthouse end ...so someone probably needs to get these guys some permanent housing soon
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Teachers, bus drivers, health aides, and other school workers around the country doing everything they can to fight the Trump Administration's "school death trap" that awaits them this fall
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ investigation into whether conditions in Alabama prisons are so bad they violate the 8th Amendment finds that guards routinely beat prisoners and may have murdered at least one. AL AG's response is to tell the feds to mind their own business
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when the Republicans were the party or "State's Rights"? Good times
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Thu July 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How do exponential curves work again?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Exactly how a Confederate monument should be 're-gifted'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Only one state in the U.S. has seen COVID-19 cases drop for two weeks running
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Geologists warn of fault running through planned Hollywood development. Not sure who would play Stewart Graff without Charleton Heston, but why not reboot "Earthquake" for 2020?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sierra Club has to come to terms that its 19th Century founder, John Muir, was a farking racist. Subby to anyone is in any way surprised that Muir was racist: Read more history
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus may cancel Halloween
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Selma officials oppose renaming the Edmund Pettus Bridge for John Lewis. Bad timeline and all
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(Some Skeptic)
 
 
 
Marijuana cures anxiety, liver disease, and chronic pain. This is a repeat from 1857
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul discovers his hypocrisy only goes so far: "We cannot give up liberty for security. Local law enforcement can and should be handling these situations.. there is no place for federal troops or unidentified federal agents rounding people up"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Big Bad Wolf saves grandma, clips the wings of his plague pigeons, and wants workers on the front lines of the pandemic to get a $3-an-hour pay raise. That's how it's done, folks
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Putting jet fuel in my propeller plane? What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vegas gambled on reopening and lost big time
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Fri July 17, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
GOP County Comissioners say FU governor we aren't shutting down bars and restaurant for your Covid hoax. Governor says okay you don't get any Covid funding
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The cancellation of the airport-hangar event which the Trump team blamed on an incoming tropical storm that never materialized, but officials privately attribute to concerns about attendance, underscored the recurring challenge Trump aides face"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
12 employees at state emergency response center test positive for COVID-19. Dumbass tag already in ICU
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Thu July 16, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Rick Romero reviewed 400 protest videos and found that the police were the ones escalating violence
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
'Mostly compliant'
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Small-business owners are now just giving up trying to survive in these coronavirus times
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Election officials warn they don't have enough money to pull off the November election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While DeSantis continues to insit that everything is FINE, a CEO of a local hospital was less optimistic: "Our ICU capacity is beyond 100 percent." She wasn't available for follow-up because as an RN, she was needed to cover some shifts in the ICU
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Attorney General announces he won't be meeting with VP Pence when he visits the state on account of he got hisself a lil' touch of the 'rona aieeeegh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Many Republicans still planning to whoop it up and go to the GOP convention in Florida next month despite it having more COVID-19 cases than most countries in the world ...because, "It's a risk you have to take"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 5.4 million Americans have lost their health insurance in the pandemic. World's greatest healthcare system, ladies and gentlemen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the ex-Mr. Marla Maples wants more oil, and the oaks shout their pleas
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The US recorded a new record of more than 70,000 new cases of Coronavirus yesterday, up from 61,000 the day before. We're "flattening the curve" alright, just the wrong axis
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Fri July 10, 2020
(WABE Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia announces a successful reopening strategy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dewine won't order a mask order then proceeds to talk about how they could really get things under control if a large set of the population was wearing masks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis thinks deWalmart and deschools are desame
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the new epicenter for the world dystopia is
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what are the chances that all the fiscally responsible Republicans who lamented "Blue State Bailouts" related to coronavirus-sparked budget woes will feel the same way now that it's Red States coming to the table with their hands out?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Magic Kingdom of Human Sacrifice to reopen in Orlando
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Tue July 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you work at Los Alamos National Laboratory and you noticed you were glowing a bit more than normal last month, your bosses would like to have a word with you
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Four Tampa-area ICUs at maximum capacity, levels of Florida
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep red state of Mississippi admits it made poor choices, now says it's in deep COVID trouble
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a giraffe you might soon have a chance as the Oakland Zoo may end up having a going out of business sale
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We are in for a voting disaster for the 2020 election, everything you could possibly imagine will collide in November and wreak havoc upon the nation. Enjoy the election season while you can
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump bails out on Alabama rally after realizing maybe people just might not want to catch the covid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Delaware, the last to abolish state whippings, will remove its public whipping post Wednesday due to recent events
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Of the 967 deaths, 642 have recovered" I knew Montanans were tough but this is a bit much
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help
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Mon June 29, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And when the wave approaches, take our ashes to the ocean
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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Wed June 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark: 1000s of US inmates got virus relief checks and the IRS wants them back. Total Fark: the IRS has no legal standing to demand repayment. Ultra Fark: if you're an inmate and you don't receive yours for whatever reason, you're outta luck
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, looks like 2020 is proceeding normally as a magnitude 7.7 earthquake strikes southern Mexico
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Best Virginia won't be playing basketball due to the 'rona
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Fri June 19, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
For the Kentucky primary next week, there will be one polling place in Jefferson County, population 767,000, with half of the black voters in the state. Is that going to be a problem?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma's governor is full of shiat and is scared of Trump
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bus from the film Into The Wild no longer into the wild. Pearl Jam most likely working on a song
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FEMA paid a newly formed company run by an ex-telemarketer for 4 million test tubes, got 3 million 2 liter soda bottles instead, then approved those and shipped them to 50 states
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The next Coronavirus hotspot is going to be where you'd expect
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
It seems Mitch McConnell has really gone off the deep end, he's now speeding up the police bill, challenging Democrats to get it passed before election day
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Guess it's gonna be hard for the coronavirus to spread with the government not allowing churches to hold large gatherings." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida, to New York and New Jersey: "Hold my beer"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orange Mushroom to probe Big Meat. Only in this timeline could this not be a euphemism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Having a baby in Albuquerque, look Native American, and your ZIP code is on the "Pueblos List"? Then you get designated a "person under investigation" and your infant gets separated from you at birth
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Governor of Oregon: Yeah, how about we hold back on reopening right now
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Thu June 11, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Only one Senator votes against renaming Confederate military bases
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
Boobies
 
They may take our sports, travel, and dining out, but they'll never take our Jobbie Nooner. "But will revelers wear masks, when some don't even wear tops?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia to return 1.3 million disease vectors to their incubator in September
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases seem to be spiking again in the wake of many states "re-opening" and 1,000+ people are still dying every day from it, so what is the White House's response? "Coronavirus? *eyeroll* jeez that is SO 'last month' tcha"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
States that moved to rapidly expand mail-in balloting due to coronavirus are seeing some of their highest levels of voter turnout in years
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Black workers are being left behind as the economy reopens
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Thu June 04, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic
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(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps the reason these George Floyd protests are getting so out of hand is that more Hollywood stars haven't weighed in with their thoughts on how we should be acting
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In other killer cop news US Court of Appeals rules cops don't automatically get protected from lawsuit when they shoot and kill guy in his own apartment
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over 1,400 were arrested at George Floyd protests, resulting in fears that a second wave of Coronavirus is about to spread
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri recently reopened in time for Memorial Day, let's see how they're doi...oh dear
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Trump rages, the states give a bipartisan shrug and quietly continue preparing for an effective, mail-heavy election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has submitted its plans to North Carolina for keeping the convention safe. Basically, hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer. And, well, that's about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Several States take up mushroom farming, you know, keep us in the dark and feed us you know what
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
2020 Boston Marathon will be a virtual event. Subby is ordering a new gaming rig and he is going to own this race
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Long-term care facilities need staff, quickly. Oh hi, Skynet. What are you doing here?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has a chance to fix its qualified immunity ruling. That's the one that makes it impossible to sue cops for: stealing from you, shooting your kid and your dog, punching nuns, and burning orphanages
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
100,000
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, one of the few states that actually listened to scientists and medical experts, still may have 800k more COVID-19 cases than officially reported. Again, this was one of the better responding states
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Flu Klux Klan protesters crowd around Buckingham Fountain to protest reopening things they'd never use, like fitness centers and vegan coffee bars
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are some states manipulating pandemic statistics? Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Mike Parson: I'm going to take credit for the state doing more testing next week, but the cities and counties have to pay for it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you mean Georgians won't risk death to buy soft-serve ice cream or scented candles?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's come to this: the Michigan AG promises legal action for any facility that allows President Trump to visit without a mask
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This story was so over-the-top evil, I assumed it was actually a rare case of left-wing "fake news." Then I googled it
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Bring out yer dead... Bring out yer dead"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate in rural Alabama goes full Alabama
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Rich Lowry of NRO wonders why Florida Governor Ron DeSantis hasn't gotten his participation trophy for skewing his state's death toll. It's like taking a shortcut to the one-mile mark in a coronavirus ultramarathon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dealership: Let's abandon Hyundai and our customers. Call the tow company and get these customers' cars out of here
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Happy 2020, Michigan. Dam
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments to virus-heavy areas could be canceled by Trump on June 24--just one day before said service members would receive much-needed education and retirement benefits
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The 'Matewan Massacre' a century ago embodied miners' struggles, an ongoing fight in which even today they are prevented from drinking, smoking, or voting
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In Florida, 83% of those who died from COVID-19 virus were 65, older. In other news, estate sale bargains are through the roof
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
GOP state Rep. responds to Satanic invocation by spilling olive oil down Washington Capitol steps. Rep. gets $4,700 cleaning bill from state, eventual entry to Olive Garden of Eden
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court says the legislature should make the COVID rules. The legislature says local governments should handle it. Local governments say "No, thanks." Meanwhile there were 410 new deaths reported today
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Thu May 14, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Bria nursing home in Geneva, Illinois might as well be renamed Corona nursing home, with residents enjoying 82 percent infection rate and 26 percent fatality rate. First positive test was less than a month ago
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Let us serve cocktails to go even after pandemic ends, restaurant owners say. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Washington State officials gather to discuss reopening the area around Mt. St. Helens. Not sure what all of these scientists are whining about, it's a perfectly sensible plan
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Let's see how Ohio's worker reporting website is holding up... OMG 4 h4x0R KILl3d i7 PWn3d
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"We don't have a president, or a plan"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
♫ They say the neon lights won't be bright on Broadway until at least Labor Day. On Broadway. On Broadway. On Broadway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump set to express his full support of Dr. Fauci after he issues a stark warning on the risks of reopening the country too soon in his testimony to the Senate
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you really want to show love to your mom on Mother's Day, just stay the fark home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker's Apocalypse Prepper Village is having a terrible time of it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP made state lose out on $25 million in unemployment benefits
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
On a call with Lawmakers, HHS Secretary Azar insisted that conditions in the meatpacking plants with Coronavirus outbreaks were sanitary and blamed the infections on the "home and social" aspects of workers' lives. IOW, how Those People live
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB return-to-play proposal expected within a week, so baseball may return at long last
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas leak at an Indian chemical plant kills at least 14 , sickens thousands. No this is not a repeat from December 2, 1984, though it certainly feels like it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Louisiana legislature approves plan to limit vote-by-mail...and to add insult to injury they voted remotely
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The virus is really fracking up the shale oil industry. Producers in the Bakken oil field, which covers North Dakota and eastern Montana, break even at about $46.54/bbl. Bakken crude went for $3.40/bbl on April 21
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas is forcing everyone back to work today, so let's check yesterday's COVID statistics and see how safe we ar--- oh dear
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana Office of Tourism would like to remind everyone that now isn't the best time to visit. Really?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
"Let's see, we had Jim Nasium, Bill Fold, Amanda Lynn, and Dixie Normus at table six...hey, wait a sec"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot warns against reopening public spaces too soon, 'likes' a photo of a tree from inside the containment chamber of his holodeck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Florida state government just put the muzzle on its coroners releasing more-accurate COVID-19 death totals
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Despite their fondness for wearing gloves and masks, Furries cancel annual convention in Pittsburgh due to COVID-19 concerns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House has a plan to test every American for COVID-19, and it'll be done by the third year of Biden's presidency
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Seventy men just gave their lives for their nation. Will the commander in chief mention this?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Testing poultry plant workers for COVID-19 is a dumb idea because millions of chickens must be killed
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida finally releases number of COVID-19 cases at each nursing home and ALF. In related news, Trump to blast WHO later today for helping Melmac spread virus
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news: Chiropractor offices are opening in Kentucky today, so you can drive away that Covid-19 with a good dose of snake oil
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who typically begins his day in the Oval Office around 11:30 and knocks off by 4:30 and has spent over 1/4 of his presidency at his golf resorts or his private clubs, says he is "the "hardest working president in history"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the "he was being sarcastic" excuse has run its course, the White House is trying to blame the media for Trump's suggestion that we should huff Lysol
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump can add sedition to his list of crimes against the country
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"You ain't pinning this on us" -- Largest movie theater chain won't reopen even if government permits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Black leaders say reopening Georgia is an attack on people of color...it's no coincidence that the businesses being reopened -- including barbershops, nail salons and churches -- are communal gathering places for black residents"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No shoes, No shirt, No facemask, No service
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Housing attorneys fear the mother of all tsunamis once eviction bans are lifted as landlords seek to liberate their apartments from people who can't pay their rent
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Obviously a delicate political question: Should the 2020 Boston Marathon be cancelled? Conservatives: Yes. Liberals: Yes. Hmm
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether he will be coming back no more, no more, no more, no more yet to be determined
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis during first Re-Open Florida Task Force meeting: "Those predictions have been false. Our work is succeeding. We have flattened the curve." Amazing what can take place in just 3 weeks, huh?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC chief warns that the flu could tag-team with covid-19 to kick our assess this winter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unemployment claims filed in Florida since March 15: 1,500,000. Workers who have received payment: 40,193. Market value of diamonds squeezed from coal by Gov. DeSantis' sphincter: Priceless
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Biogen offers blood sacrifice to atone for unleashing plague on humanity
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The fact that Donnie even has a chance in November is incredibly disturbing, says anyone who's not a mentally ill Trump cult member. Oh, and somehow these farks think that half-assing the coronavirus testing will result in victory
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Driving in a self contained vehicle through a tulip farm is a social gathering in the great Garden State
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's recent pneumonia death statistics suggest Coronavirus appeared earlier, and has been much deadlier, than state officials admit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember that nursing home in New Jersey where an anonymous tipster reported 17 elderly dead in body bags piled in a storage room just a few days ago? Well they may have downplayed the real number somewhat
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Sat April 18, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
On March 6, a week before sports came to a screeching halt, 2,000 people packed a gym in Indiana to watch state sectional basketball. Now over a month later, five of them are dead from coronavirus. and dozens more sickened. This is their story
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The good news? That pair of designer shoes you just had to have can now be picked up from a store near you. The bad news, well...let's just say it rhymes with: "She still paint got know breasts. Y'all"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Xi and Trump would appear to have been using the same COVID-19 playbook, and we're all going to pay the price
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I think that there's hypocrisy here, in that if President Obama had said those words, that the authority is total with the presidency, conservatives' heads would've exploded across the board"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Surgeon General recommends Floridians stay away from each other to avoid coronavirus, winding up on Fark's main page
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan: Big-time pushers are trying to squeeze small-time dealers out of the marijuana market
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin'
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This time, Susan Collins has reason to be concerned
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Inside America's two-decade complete failure to prepare for the coronavirus that is ravaging us today. Yes everyone is to blame
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
All 50 states have been declared federal disaster zones, from sea to shining sea
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Well looks like we might have burgers for Thanksgiving
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You know that game changing rapid COVID-19 test? Surprise for the White House. Sending the machines without sending the test cartridges makes the machines great paper weights to hold down the death certificates
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
MN Governor Walz (D-oing what science and medicine recommends) responds to legislator Gazelka (R-eally wants businesses open) tweet biatching about stay at home order: Show me your evidence to my face or STFU
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: We've passed "peak death toll" ... and if anyone calls their Icelandic Death Metal / Mandy Moore crossover tribute band by that name, well, I'd probably buy a ticket to your virtual concert
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Fri April 10, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida is spending up to $100 million to back up its unemployment website, so they must be answering lots of calls, right? Nope. 1% of calls were answered in 1 week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials in several cities have asked local hotels for help in housing emergency workers quarantining from their families, the homeless, or less acute Covid patients. Trump Hotels are conspicuously absent from the list of hotels that have responded
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to see John the Baptist's imitation of Graham Hill?
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