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Sun December 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello 911. The call is coming from inside the house
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Fri December 03, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're going to kidnap a 16-year-old girl and attempt to smuggle her across the border, get a Covid test first. Or, you know, don't kidnap people
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if Farva became police chief?
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks on route sixty-six. Just don't go 108 MPH running from the cops after stealing catalytic converters
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Rule requiring town council attendees to come legally armed clarified: it's not limited to physical weapons; you can also come armed with the Bible. But Jesus said "never bring a bible to a gun fight"
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Tue November 23, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"If Everybody's White, There Can't Be Any Racial Bias"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Polly want body armor
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Mon November 15, 2021
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Never ever complain about your kids being on their iPad, as it just might save your life if you crash your plane in a bear creek
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Change this caption before publishing
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
If it's got to be stolen, it's got to be Tide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A website called Rent-A-Hitman might not be the best place to rent a hitman
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Fri November 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not only does Captain Kirk outlive many members of his Star Trek crew, he now has started outliving passengers on his Blue Origin flight
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Take your own dick pics
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Get out the pearls and stand near your fainting couch. Law enforcement good-apples retaliate against colleagues who report the bad-apples
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Fri November 05, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
More evacuations at Yale University than a Cheesy Gordita festival at Taco Bell
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Huh. Here's a young, attractive teenage girl who's been missing for three weeks and we're only just now hearing about her in the media. I wonder why she didn't get the same kind of coverage as that #VanLife girl? I wonder. Oh well, it's a mystery
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas is "one of the best states for jail regulation." As long as "best" means "at avoiding accountability"
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 27 shots on a party bus. New hotness: 27 shots in a party bus
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, crashing your SUV, and leaving it blocking traffic lanes so a motorcyclist crashes into it and dies, is no way to go through life as a brand-new State Police Academy graduate
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, crashing your SUV, and leaving it blocking traffic lanes so a motorcyclist crashes into it and dies, is no way to go through life as a brand-new State Police Academy graduate
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Thu October 28, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
State worker mistakenly thinks there's such a thing as "Bring Your Drugs and a Scale To Work Day"
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decides it's neither good press nor a good idea to lock up a homeless man for seven years for underpaying 43 cents for a Mountain Dew
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
If you've spotted a baby kangaroo hopping around the greater Kentucky area, please let the owner of Hillview Stables in Laurel County know ASAP
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Tue October 26, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Louisiana, where you're raised on those old timey values like hunting, fishing, nepotism, and beating Black people for fun
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Louisiana, where you're raised on those old timey values like hunting, fishing, nepotism, and beating Black people for fun
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Fri October 22, 2021
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager driving a horse and buggy down the street at 1:30 a.m., here's at least one or two things you shouldn't do
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh wait, cannabis is causing a water shortage in Oregon?
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois State Police are looking for some graffiti artists who tagged their HQ. Suspects allegedly make loud, clanging sound when they walk
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Sat October 16, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reigning Ohio hide-n-seek champion gives up the crown: SUV containing mother and two children missing since 2002 pulled from river in Indiana
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Thu October 14, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Alex Murdaugh arrested for stealing the insurance money meant for the sons of a housekeeper who died after tripping over the family dog. This guy's like Josey Wales, leaves dead people wherever he goes
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Police say Thor Odinson is only considered a "person of interest" at this point and NOT a suspect
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Unlicensed driver crosses state lines, gets pulled over, car impounded... including the transplant kidney a kid was waiting for. That kidney should've complied
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police find dead body without having to ax the suspect where it was
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Police department sets up filter to block the word "pig" in comments on its Facebook page, and then things get all lawyery
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Covid IS worse than "a mild flu" or even the Spanish Flu of 1918, this woman is living proo- well, this woman is proof, anyway
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Wed September 29, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Somebody stole $11,830 worth of chainsaws out of four vehicles. Now do the math in your head and guess how many saws that is before you click
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So remember those "dozens" of Massachusetts State Police that were gonna resign over vaccine mandates? What they meant was "one trooper"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Woman charged with making bomb threats at boyfriend's workplace so she could spend more time with him. And there subby thought romance is dead
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Texas Trump loyalists: Greg Abbott is not extreme right-wing enough
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Sat September 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hackers don't want to work for people who disparage them as cybercriminals
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Thu September 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The story that's all over the news about 2 men who went missing in June and August. You've heard and read all about it so much, sorry to bore you
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a legislator scorned
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Mon September 20, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
That time the smoke detector wouldn't stop beeping
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Thu September 16, 2021
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
There's aggressive driving. And then there's trying to run down six state troopers walking into a cathedral aggressive driving
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School of public health professor finds gap in public health the hard way
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Thu September 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Beatings And Buried Videos Are A Pattern With The _________ State Police
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Beatings And Buried Videos Are A Pattern With The _________ State Police
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Wed September 08, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
It's a good thing we can rely on the boys in blue to be upstanding citizens during a global pandemic and being a model for the citizenry....oh
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
It's a good thing we can rely on the boys in blue to be upstanding citizens during a global pandemic and being a model for the citizenry....oh
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Tue September 07, 2021
(WVNS TV)
 
 
 
WV mayor arrested for burglary, assault, wetting someone else's bed
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for some robbin' hoods
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended after he bragged about want to be a walking pathogen
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Fri September 03, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Haven't had a serial pooper thread in a while. Here's one. Don't step in it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NY court lets the man responsible for the nation's deadliest transportation disaster in a decade walk with probation and community service
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Politician and former state police captain resigns from office to spend more time with his family. It has nothing to do with the charges that he misused the 911 system when he called 911 because the mayor didn't respond to email in a timely fashion
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Tue August 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The levees held. The power grid did not"
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Mon August 30, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney man escapes car fire after brakes fail. He wasn't driving mad, but he was pretty heated up when he got out of the car
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Wed August 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
For over two years, Louisiana state police kept secret body cam video showing a white officer beating a man with a flashlight 18 times in 24 seconds for committing the high crime of improper lane usage while Black
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Sun August 22, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Henri is not cooperating with subby's desire to submit a Hurricane Ennui pun. Stay safe, New Englanders
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Thu August 19, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New Jersey State Police release questionably wistful sketch of police impersonator suspect
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Magoo You've done it again
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Watch me wallaby's feed, mate or tie me kangaroo down, sport? This runaway marsupial is causing a stir in Pennsylvania
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Watch me wallaby's feed, mate or tie me kangaroo down, sport? This runaway marsupial is causing a stir in Pennsylvania
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Sun August 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bus bound for Niagara Falls over
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Sat August 14, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
In 1982, August 14 was designated National Navajo Code Talkers Day by President Ronald Reagan. Tag is for those Code Talkers
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