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Thu July 02, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Skydiver lands without a parachute
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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Thu June 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy plans to take over the Idaho House tonight, declare a "special session" and reverse actions to contain coronavirus. And elected Republicans plan to assist
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, some boomer left the Woodstock 1999 web site up - subby hopes it's Y2K ready
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the police reforms that have taken effect since the police-sanctioned murder of George Floyd
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Protip: When an organization bans you for life, don't vandalize the place. Especially on camera. Clothing identification trifecta complete
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota State police, Anoka County sheriffs: we slashed the tires on the parked cars because they were threatening to us
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisville mayor calls for review of police department, apparently angling for that five star 'Would be beaten again' recommendation on Yelp
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Police chief is done dealing with police union's white supremacist spokesweasel. Difficulty: not Minneapolis
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WHYY)
 
 
 
Philly police: we used tear gas on the protestors on the highway because the crowd turned hostile. Video: umm... Where?
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Philly police: we used tear gas on the protestors on the highway because the crowd turned hostile. Video: umm... Where?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Do citywide curfews actually work?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN camera crew arrested on live TV in Minneapolis. They were standing where they were instructed to. The area was secured. UPDATE: They've been released
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The cellphone data following the anti-lockdown protests is in and you already know the rest of this headline
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Doug, it's about Limu. You may want to sit down for this
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
More and more attendees of the lock-down protest in Michigan are staying at home
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Wed May 13, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alleged rapist who was released from jail due to Covid-19 then had standoff with police. Decided fireworks would bring a little levity. It did not work out as he anticipated
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those drive-by celebrations for birthdays and other milestones? Yeah, New Jersey State Police's superintendent Col. Buzzkill is not a fan
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
What's more impressive, getting pulled over twice for speeding in 13 minutes or a Honda Pilot can go 111 mph?
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
What's more impressive, getting pulled over twice for speeding in 13 minutes or a Honda Pilot can go 111 mph?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
75-year-old man, with no more farks to give, injured one cop when his 140 mph chase ended by ramming his car into the trooper's car... then he proceeded to injure two other cops in a subsequent fight
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A second governor obtained test kits from South Korea and hid them from the feds to prevent theft
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Storm of statehouse by Michigan gunmen proved protests have never really been about coronavirus. Obvious tag still in self-quarantine
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA board member encourages Flu Klux Klan protests and says "they can't arrest all of us"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Police would like to remind you that even though there are fewer cars on the road, speed limits are still a thing... that means you Mr. Ohio plates going 180 mph
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
The make and model of the getaway vehicle is ...what?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you left a case of dynamite in an abandoned schoolhouse in Roxbury, Vermont, the state police bomb squad would like a word. So would some Hollywood script writers, because what's the backstory on that?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
When they say don't even think about going outside, they mean don't even think about going outside
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Tue April 14, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Bored at home? Better than being trapped in the cab of a truck, dangling from a great height, over a river, during a severe thunderstorm
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Note to people walking on tracks: trains are really bad at social distancing
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
I know, everyone: Let's take a big group photo of us crawling up each others a** during a pandemic. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why you are having a hard time finding tortillas in the crisis, ask why Mission isn't keeping its employees safe
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's like Kemp is trying to prove he's the dumbest governor
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Fri April 03, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Shipment of 300,000 N-95 masks from New England Patriots' plane en route to New York City with Massachusetts State Police as its escort. Patriots get Le'Veon Bell in return
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Sun March 29, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
And we used to think spitting on convertibles was bad
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island is going door to door to track down people from NYC who are not observing the 14 day quarantine
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Buried treasure 4, living treasure hunters 0
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Tue March 24, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man breaks into his parents' home while they are out of town. Does he steal a) money, b) toilet paper, or c) meatballs
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Mon March 23, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Gun shop loses battle to have gun shops declared life sustaining
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The Outline)
 
 
 
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Man charged for... *Spins Wheel of Fark Misfortune* Not tearing down a church
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Mon March 16, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
News: Road rage incident. Fark: Subby carpooled with this guy for a few months back in the 90s
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Artie Lange says he is not on drugs, he just has anxiety that he usually took drugs for. Okayyy
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Wed March 11, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Telling the police that you love them and trying to kiss them is apparently frowned upon. Who knew?
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Mon March 09, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA State Police investigating the theft of a juice box - valued at 80 cents. No word if SWAT or helicopters were called in
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Judge: This lawsuit is dildos
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