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Sun September 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Hawley (R-Idiculous) holds up 80 State Department posts ... because the Sec's of State and Defense & the Nat'l Security Adviser haven't resigned over Afghanistan
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dilbert and the child sex trafficker
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana's lone representative tweets his opposition to Afghan refugees being resettled in his state, leading to thousands in donations to support those refugees
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Is Biden bringing in too many Afghan refugees, or not enough Afghan refugees? GOP: Both. But, uh, it CAN'T be both. GOP: BOTH
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Tue September 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
427-0 bill passed
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Mon September 20, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The "any person" mentioned in 18 USC 610 of the federal code does not exclude Trump, who did "intimidate, threaten, command, or coerce" federal employees, mostly his own appointees, into political activity in support of his re-election campaign"
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck claims he's grifted $35 million off the plight of Afghans who couldn't escape the Taliban
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressional Democrats want to investigate what went wrong in Afghanistan withdrawal, but do it in a way that doesn't slime Biden
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Well the bad news is that only 56% of Americans can name the three branches of government. The good news is that's an improvement
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Wed September 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"I can't believe Biden left all those Afghanis to die." "Then you'd support bringing them over here as refugees?" "Are you kidding? We're the GOP. That's just crazy talk"
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Tue September 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Put on your tinfoil hats. A detailed history of US and Soviet research into microwave effects on human brains and how it may explain the Havana Syndrome, no longer limited to Cuba
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
US ambassador to Canada spent almost half her days in Kentucky. Which is not in Canada
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Wed September 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The State Department wishes to convey its utmost concern that Taliban leadership is all male
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taliban wants diplomatic relations with every country except Israel, where they'd presumably like to be on the weekly airstrike schedule right after Iran
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Blinken welcomed back to Qatar. "Many countries have stepped up to help the evacuation and relocation efforts in Afghanistan, but no country has done more than Qatar" - signed, Blinken's mother
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Over on Fox, human manure-spreader Tucker Carlson has floated yet another race baiting conspiracy theory that tens of thousands of Afghan refugees are being sent over to this country in order to change the outcome of elections
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Blinken: We're not aware of any 'hostage-like situation' in Mazar-i-Sharif. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫ I'm leaving on a jet plane. ♫ Oops, well, maybe not. Hold that thought
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Sun September 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wait, don't start giving the conservatives in Texas ideas now
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Sat September 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I'm not Rambo. I never pretended to be Rambo." Narrator: He was pretending to be Rambo
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Thu September 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
*Trump calls Ukraine's prez, tries to blackmail him into giving him dirt on a political opponent* Conservatives: This is FINE how DARE you impeach him? *Biden calls Afghan president and tells him get his shiat together* Same people: IMPEACH
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did Afghanistan have so many US weapons? The same reason the US military was there in the first place: George W. Bush
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Wed September 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senator reportedly safe after attempting to enter Afghanistan with large amount of cash. No word on the safety of the cash
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Taliban invite US diplomats back into Afghanistan. Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
US Congressman Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) has gone missing in Afghanistan
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Tue August 31, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
You can't drive alone in your car from Canada to the US because you might spread the plague, but you can go to a crowded airport, hop on a flying petri dish with hundreds of strangers breathing recycled air and fly there. Makes total sense
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Mon August 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill wants you to know that some are saying Biden is going to kill us all in a nuclear firestorm. That's not their view, but some are saying that and they want to make sure you know some are saying that Biden is going to kill your kids with nukes
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
January 6 Commission wants to hear more about Jim Jordan's call to Trump begging him to call off the attack. The second call. With Matt Gaetz on the line too
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which G7 country has pledged to remain in Afghanistan past August 31st
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Wed August 25, 2021
(US State Department)
 
 
 
If you're at Kabul Airport eating a slice of Sbarro pizza, downing it with a $10 cocktail and farking around on Fark on the airport wi-fi, the State Department has a message for you: EVACUATE THE AIRPORT IMMEDIATELY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Qevin McQarthy: We must stop work on Biden's multi-trillion-dollar progressive experiment and focus on the evacuations in Afghansitan. Biden administration: Look, buddy, just because you can't walk and chew gum at the same time doesn't mean we can't
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bipartisan effort by 2 congressmen to get in the way of the Afghanistan evacuation effort
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
On top of training the Taliban in tactics for twenty years and leaving them a plethora of modern military equipment, we've also generously left behind databases filled with details on everyone who has been working against them
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Inside the five days that lead to the fall of Afghanistan
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Wed August 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UAE welcomes Ghani, his family, and his helicopter full of cash
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When shiat goes so wrong and the Pentagon wants to believe they are so right
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Tue August 17, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
1975: Marines CH-46 154038 participates in the evacuation of Saigon. 2021: now with the State Department, CH-46 154038 participates in the evacuation of Kabul
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Mon August 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US strikes deal with the Taliban in Afghanistan to "allow" the evacuation to continue. Which is an improvement over having your head chopped off and your children sold into slavery
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to give damage-control speech to address the shiatshow in Afghanistan at 3:45 PM ET. Come for the fireworks, stay for the banter (Link now goes to livestream)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden team surprised by the speed at which Afghanistan has fallen but is still laser-focused on fixing the blinking 12:00 on his VCR
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Right-wing propaganda outfit suddenly clutches pearls about presidential vacations
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Fri August 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's first gay foreign ambassador has crossed over the rainbow
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
US evacuating the embassy in Kabul, as the Taliban are likely to overrun the capital soon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: I've got 99 problems, but Afghanistan ain't one of them
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Tue August 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Life imitates the Marx Brothers as a California inmate firefighter faces deportation to a country he hasn't been to thanks to being handed over to ICE
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's like the right-wing outrage machine isn't even bothering to do the most basic fact checking anymore. Though how they missed on a "Kerry Ferry" attack line is a bit disappointing
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Sat August 07, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
China gears up with 'carrier-killer' missiles as US stages its biggest war games in 40 years in the South China Sea. Surely nothing will go wrong unless a pew pew pew goes astray
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that Mike Pompeo stole a whole bunch more stuff from the U.S. Govt that wasn't booze
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In latest salvo against China, the US approves sale of artillery to Taiwan
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Well...Bye
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Wed August 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan gave then Secretary of State Mike Pompeo a $6,000 bottle of whisky as a gift, but nobody knows where it is
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: The FBI infiltrates a KKK terror cell and stops the murder of a black man. News: The Klansmen all worked for the State Department of Corrections. Fark: the DOC sees NO REASON to check if there might be MORE Klansmen working for them
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thanks to scalpers, the hottest tickets in town are passport appointments
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor advises travelers not to go to Florida lest Florida Man cough on them. Considering what gets posted to Fark from there, that seems the least of people's problems
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but Ted Cruz is being an asshole again
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Guantanamo prisoner deported to Morocco. Says he's not from there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mysterious health incidents" strike US personnel in Vienna. THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden's State Department willing to admit America is not perfect
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Disinformation campaigns are big business, and they are hoping to make your business lose business
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
From the "anything for a click" files: Media gets majority of Americans to believe the least likely and entirely unsubstantiated Covid-19 "lab leak" theory
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While Il Douche was president, the FBI "saved" a Dubai princess that was trying to escape her father, even as she begged those "rescuing" her to "Shoot me here! Don't take me back!"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince had a $10B plan to raise a "private army" in Ukraine to one up Vlad's "little green men". Like Blofeld meets Lucky Luciano
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Sun July 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Being a good Republican on making sure government is dead in the water, Ted Cruz now holding up all State Department nominees over Russian pipeline
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Fri June 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flag lowering ceremony in Afghanistan canceled because nobody knows what it signifies
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Thu June 17, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Even a Rooskie don't take a dump without a plan
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how that statement works out
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo launches a political group as he plans his 2024 presidential run, satisfying his adoring fan, Mike Pompeo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unlike Trump, Biden has a plan to battle domestic terrorism
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Missile Crisis 2: Ballistic Boogaloo
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Tue June 08, 2021
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review popularizing the next Big Lie
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
LOL, christ
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why is Jen Psaki so good at dealing with Fox News? Easy: as a State Department spokesperson, she regularly faced down bad-faith questions from Russian and Chinese propagandists
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic lobbying firm under investigation for illegally lobbying for Ukrainian firm, Burisma
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Tue June 01, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"One thing is clear, no one in Syria ever believed the Americans had a cohesive long-term strategy"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox op-ed says US will never get to the bottom of COVID origins because (spins wheel)...Hunter Biden
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