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Sat May 21, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nebraska anglers unhappie with crappie citations. Sappie tag not available
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good morning Texas Tesla owners. If you could just go ahead and not charge your cars during peak hours to save the electric grid that would be great
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas business receives an electric bill for more than $80,000. Difficulty: During a time when there was no power
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Delaware State House fails by one vote to regulate recreational marijuana. Awkward: they were one vote shy because the bill's co-sponsor was out sick that day. Ironic: the co-sponsor is also the majority whip
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Editorial board of the Arizona Republic says that it is time to remove State Senator Coo Coo McCrazyPants from office
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT. Can the Golden State Warriors kick the Dallas Mavericks while they are down? Or will the Mavs get on their high horse and even up the series? Will San Francisco be rockin'?
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Don't tase me ma
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ban abortion? MAGA state senate candidate goes one better, she would ban all birth control
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Gray (no (R)eservations) Oklahoma candidate running for a U.S. Senate seat has promised to disestablish reservations in the state if he is elected. Paul Revere and the Raiders do not approve
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas attempted to push states into overturning Biden's win
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hell, red states are barely able to handle pre-algebra
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
US Army proposes new policy allowing its soldiers to request transfers if they're discriminated against by state, local laws, "based on gender, sex, religion, race or pregnancy"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson: Donald Trump called for my murder for 'treason'
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently the truth-bombing retired officer on Russian state TV has been reprogrammed, he's suddenly back on message
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump-style Republicans in more than 30 states are pushing new laws that basically would make it easier for them to steal future elections" But remember, calling them "enemies of democracy" or "traitor scum" would upset them and be UNCIVIL
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Good: you're converting your coal-fired plant to hydrogen to save the planet. Bad: the fuel comes from water in a state experiencing severe drought. Who needs drinking water trifecta in play
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Want some hand sanitizer? How about 700,000 gallons?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA-Woman and Trump disciple who said 'Jesus would reign' in Idaho is eating a lot of crow today
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
United States Army Officer promotion ceremony now includes 15 seconds of solemn 'motorboating'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out MasterCard is everywhere its employees need to be
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
$5 gas is bad enough, but $6?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
While no one was looking, the 5th circuit court effectively declared the Administrative State (that little function of government that lets federal agencies enforce regulations) unconstitutional
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Western Conference Finals commences Wednesday Night. Can Luka Doncic and the Dallas Mavericks take Game 1? Or will Stephen Curry and the Golden State Warriors win it at home? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good luck getting teh NRA to agree with any of them, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Doctors in Alabama already turn away women who are miscarrying
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Here's how to beat back the brownshirts at the ballot box. We should know, since we enabled them over the last 40 years. Our bad
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen but at least an attempt will be made as Arizona's Senate Ethics Committee will investigate state senator Wendy Rogers for posting Q inspired tirade about recent Buffalo terrorist shooting was a false-flag operation
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Hotline give apply this is Penn State academics admission tuition and aid research athletics news research high rates of landscape degradation not product of landscape fires
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Michigan judge suspends law. NEWS: Law from 1931. INTERESTING: Abortion ban from 1931. FARK: Because now the Supreme Court is making us all dig in our grandparents' attics for laws we might suddenly be bound by
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll give you three guesses as to which state is the fattest. And the first two don't count
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ultra-MAGA insurrectionist Doug Mastriano wins GQP nom for PA Governor. Says if elected, he will pick a secretary of state who's description sounds very much like Mein Pillow Guy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Jan 6th Committee to FBI: No, you can't copy our homework and pretend you did your job like good little cops
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome 49% increase in state's homeowner insurance rates
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Tue May 17, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Schunk and Hobby just doesn't roll off the tongue like Smith and Wesson
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Romulan Commander Sela running for Congress in Fark's favorite state
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It seems like primary election season comes earlier and earlier each year with a handful of states holding their primary election today, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas: Don't freak out. We'll have plenty of electricity this summer. Unless it gets really hot. In Texas. This summer
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Majority of Texans believe the state is heading in the wrong direction, for all the wrong reasons. Holding their governor accountable for hundreds dying in a freeze, and a $9 billion economic hit after a failed border security stunt not an option
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
As Texas distributes the $4 billion in aid Congress gave them to recover from Hurricane Harvey, Coryell County, in the dead center of the state, who lost zero houses, got $3.8 million. Houston on the other hand got...$0. HUD has a problem with this
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
More than half of people looking to move to southern Maine are Bostonians trying to get away from all their fellow Bostonians... who are trying to do the same. This will end well
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
The University of Michigan is #1*
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Almost 25% of state-level GOP legislators are in wacko loony Facebook groups, ranging from QAnon to white supremacist. That number seems a little low
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Retired Russian colonel gives damning assessment of Russia's war in Ukraine on state TV, should stay away from open windows, underwear, and drinking tea for the foreseeable future
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Sasha Banks and Naomi leave a WWE Raw show after a booking disagreement. WWE releases a statement criticizing their decision and admits that their shows are... "scripted"? IT'S NOT REAL TO ME ANYMORE, DAMMIT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh Deere...Russia to donate their most advanced tanks to Ukraine
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The answer is no. Always
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Blue states expanding who can provide abortions, while Red states seem intent on enforcing do-it-yourself model
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How dry is out in the American West right now? To put it into perspective, the last time it was this dry, Charlemagne was crowned Emperor, algebra had just been invented, and Danish Vikings sacked London
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Diversity on corporate boards is a Good Thing. Mandating it, however, is unconstitutional
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most important fact from TFA: the CEO of the Humane Society of the United States is named "Kitty Block." Oh, and something about not keeping tigers as pets
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Socialism is only when the OTHER party does it
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays"
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(Some Latvian)
 
 
 
Baltic states welcome NATO applications by Finland and Sweden, extend invitations to build cheap houses and hotels
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Amazon launches new three-hour fire sale on I-80 mm422 in Nebraska. State Patrol says its a traffic stopper
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(AP News)
 
 
 
German Chancellor Scholz says he sees nothing, NOTHING, wrong with his policy towards Ukraine despite his party getting trashed in local elections in Germany's biggest state, which has been a stronghold for his party. Think California going full GOP
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Oz condemns GOP opponent's tweet on Islam, still remains great and terrible
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Powerful statements by the House Freedom Caucus on the Buffalo race murders
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Frustrated by the high gasoline prices? Look on the bright side, Saudi Arabia's oil company Aramco's profits were up 124 percent last year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nebraska's governor will call a special session to put in a complete and total ban on abortion if Roe vs. Wade is overturned
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Abortion clinics might become the new tribal casinos
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"We're taking all your money. What are you going to do about it?"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Food truck dishes out more gas than usual
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You posted a manifesto online declaring your intent to commit the murders, were seen by hundreds of people in the store shooting these people AND you livestreamed yourself during the whole attack. How do you plead? "Not guilty, your honor"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How to devalue if not invalidate your research: "Twitter study finds"
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
New island emerges off New Jersey. State decrees it's for the birds
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A closer look at the burqa's return to Afghanistan, and what it might suggest for upcoming women's fashion trends in red states
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
California ends up with huge budget surplus by heavily taxing richest residents and businesses, gets called "failed state" by all the failed states
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia judge tells David Perdue (R-idiculous) to go home and get his shinebox. "This quixotic journey will not take place"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Credible threats of violence cause cancellation of debate between two Republican incumbents in Pa. Police are mum on details but one candidate issued a statement, "No one on Team Hershey has any connection to any threats"
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisiana backpedals on abortion = murder. Still hates women
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Twin brothers finally go their separate ways, one to Ohio State, one to the University of Cincinnati. However they can't help that whole 'twins tend to do things together' thing ... in a most amusing and unusual way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you learn a favorite brand is the largest funder of a nutjob's primary campaign, but they're in the party you dislike and in another state... you buy even more, right?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lady who miscarried after the Astroworld mess sues Travis Scott and everyone else involved for wrongful death. And since it was in Texas, presumably the state will charge them with murder, too
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If it takes a chainsaw to cut off your husband's genitals, you are shooting yourself in the foot as well. (In subby's case, such an act would merely require nail clippers) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bronco corralled by police in Colorado
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With just a few months to go before election season, the Florida Secretary of State suddenly resigns. I'm sure this is fine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Look, folks, it's a GRAF
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"How a Supreme Court case about pig farms could muddy looming debate over out-of-state abortions"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres manager Bob Melvin has prostate surgery, tells people don't fear the finger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trumper judge rules that the rights of under-21-year olds to buy semi-auto firearms SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Earth's richest human praises the Chinese and says Americans are 'trying to avoid' work. Okay we get it. So far no one wants the job being your personal ball washer
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Birth control for women being replaced by women control through births
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
Gileadho school district bans "The Handmaid's Tale" and 23 other books from its libraries
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I have never seen anything like this in my 15 years with law enforcement, anyway we will arrest the stepmother now and then arrest the dad next week because we can't be assed to get a placement for these kids" Subby may have paraphrased a bit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sweet Tap-dancin' cheese and crackers, does nothing stick to this man?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tragedy of the green lawns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Nursing home staff member makes stunningly realistic baby dolls. News: People complaining about the dolls being racist. Fark: Oh, come on, how bad could it... ooooh no
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As regressive forces try and roll back the 20th century, one state shall rise as a hero to defend us... wait, what- Connecticut? This can't be right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump attorney John Eastman to state legislators: If you can just go ahead and retabulate the vote counts making it where Trump won, that would be great
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans offer bill to codify Roe and Casey
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brightline train gives away its 63rd free ride in five years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's grip on his cult might be slipping. Bad news: it may be slipping because Trump isn't far enough to the right
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gas continues to pump people
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add clear air lightning to list of state's fatal attractions. (w/video explosion goodness)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Soros wage scale leaked by AZ state senator Wendy Rogers
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Putting watermelon in the fridge not only makes it taste worse, but it takes away valuable real estate from your mayo and pickles
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(Axios)
 
 
 
States are about to make something about NFTs very real - the tax you pay on them
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If SCOTUS truly values religious freedom it is obliged to stop states from imposing abortion bans. Because banning it infringes upon several religions
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Father of released Trevor Reed on the Zodiac Killer claim that he assisted in securing release. "He's an embarrassment to the state of Texas, let me just say that... I don't care what or who runs against him, I will work for their campaign"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
States with decades-old abortion bans dusting 'em off in the wake of likely Roe overturn. Deep South states seen arguing over whose laws are oldest, rustiest specula, most likely to be called Big Bertha
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
GOP gov defends law forcing incest victims to give birth, claims the future of Mississippi depends on it
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(The Warning)
 
 
 
Most believe Putin began the psyops against the United States around 2014. Steve Schmidt, former campaign adviser to John McCain, says it was 2008 with the McCain campaign and a desperate choice for running mate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Realizing that they may have awakened an apocalyptic sleeping giant with the imminent ruling outlawing abortion, some Republicans are offering their thoughts & prayers for those who will be affected
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The raids frustrate advocates because some cannabis products are already legal"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One hour lecture describing the current state of the Russian economy. Short term? - bad. Medium term? - worse. Long term? - "What's Russia?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia: we're cutting oil prices because we care. Reality: demand from China is tanking due to covid lockdowns
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
State troopers "rescue" family of geese from carpool lane, preventing them from murdering countless motorists
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Sat May 07, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Having grown weary of infuriating the left, Elon Musk decides to infuriate the right as well
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Having grown weary of infuriating the left, Elon Musk decides to infuriate the right as well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ban the "Price On Application" tactic real estate agents use to reel in the dupes
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student loan debt by state shows that true-blue, flag-hugging, America-loving, patriotic states owe most
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(The Gamer)
 
 
 
Tennessee has taken the lead in the race to the bottom. Stay tuned to see how other states try to top them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Idaho GQP facing Civil War
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When it comes to the history of abortion in the United States, Alyssa Milano explains it all
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gov. DeathSentence has unleashed the Republican secret weapon to combat inflation. Wait. How did you know it was tax cuts?
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders fire team president, an 18 year veteran of their front office. Two sentence non-statement to the left, wild speculation to the right
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
19-year-old drowns during BBQ outing due to using way too much sauce
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Checking in on perpetually indicted Texas AG Ken Paxton: He's opening an investigation against the State Bar after they sue him for misconduct. Did we mention the abuse of power allegations?
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Russia officially states that the sinking of the Moskva was due to an accident. What's not an accident is that means that they don't have to pay compensation to the families of those that died
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats put themselves up as protectors of body autonomy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
For road trip to play Kings tonight, Edmonton Oilers greased their way past tough American Covid testing rules. Fly to Vancouver, bus across border to Washington state airport, fly to LA, and Wayne's your uncle
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Ohio Redistricting Commission approves gerrymandered maps for the fifth time after courts strike then down. BONUS: Maps are the exact same as the fourth map which had caused the courts to threaten to hold the commission in contempt
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Guy opens state of the art hot dog stand with no drive-through lane -- until a week later
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Governor Whitmer signed legislation establishing a statewide child abuse registry which is pretty good timing as there may soon be a lot of unwanted children born to people who were never meant to be parents
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Worker got stuck in bread machine, kneaded help but none came. Now she's risen to loaftier heights. Double Fark: This same accident happen days before to another worker in the same state
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: a golf course that straddles an international border is inconvenient to use
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle and Blanche are refusing to terminate questions over where the GQP stands on abortion
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
So the often delayed requirement of having a "Real ID" to fly is approaching again on May 3, 2023. Finally, the hijackings, murder, and mayhem will end on that day
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
In Texas those immigrants don't need all that learning from them teaching ladies
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Wed May 04, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss tells workers they don't have to pass on their genes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"We're not into music. We're into chaos" states trailer for Danny Boyle's Sex Pistols series. PNSFW
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
The unofficial voter turnout for Tuesday's Ohio primary was 20.64%
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you thought the Mouse was going to sue DeathSantis first, you guessed wrong. Residents of the surrounding Osceola counties sued first. I guess they don't want to be on the losing side of over a Billion in new taxes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeffery Toobin spars with former Utah Rep Mia Love (R-epugnant) over abortion, manages to resist masturbating during the segment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Missouri finally gets a Death Row murderer who knows how to have an exquisite last meal
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Nicolas Cage movie plots come to life
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Hey you with the improper political beliefs, put that ballot down and come out with your hands up"
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
"My partner's employer is trying to force us to move to Gilead. We don't want to because of the oppressive regime. Their solution is to fly anyone who needs an abortion out of state. Wat do?" (#2 at the link)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY Court to Trump: Contempt of court, $10000 a day until purged. Trump's lawyer: Appeal, we want a second opinion. Appeals court: "Denied, and you need to return your law license to the cracker jack factory
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Ukrayinska Pravda)
 
 
 
A stone cold Kirill-a takes out truth, state, and probably some folks' faith
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
ERCOT warns Texans that temps will be above freezing later this week, the grid may fail, power outages should be expected, and people could die. In related news, the Texas grid only operates properly when it's 68 to 71 degrees out, and cloudy
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NY governor selects new lieutenant governor, raising questions as to whether he's sufficiently corrupt for the job
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers unveil new license plate to benefit state parks, some to be made by former 49er Dana Stubblefield
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(NPR)
 
 
 
States where reproductive rights remain protected: California, New York, Washington, Kansas, Oregon... wait... back up
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Please note: in real estate advertisement parlance, '3br' means 'three bedrooms,' '1ba' means 'one bath' and 'meth' means 'meth'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scrapping Roe v. Wade will simply be one more step of many for the United States in its quest to abandon the moniker "Leader of the Free World" in favor of a new one: "Regressive Third World Theocracy"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You keep a dozen orders of eggs, waffles, and savory breakfast meats up to date in various states of doneness and you can call yourself pretty damn adroit too. A droid? Oh. nevermind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 20th Century was a bad time to be a black farmer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Manchin (R-WV) angry that his chosen political party would throw his state under the bus
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Peace in the Mid-West seems within reach as Michigan moves to settle its border with Indiana
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Peace in the Mid-West seems within reach as Michigan moves to settle its border with Indiana
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Mon May 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should this city health officer not have received a massage in her underwear in front of other employees in a conference room?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know the old cliché where a teenager is punished for sneaking a cigarette by being forced to smoke the entire carton? Well it's probably best not to try that with whiskey and a four year old. Ain't that right, Grandma? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old guy wants to run for president. Now there's a plot twist
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Wonder Twin Powers Deactivate
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What we need are a bunch of money-laundering operations conveniently located in New York City, the shining citadel of ethical, competent government
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The worst state in America, the People's Republic of California, is a having a huge budget problem. It's giving the legislature fits trying to figure out what do with all the extra money from yet another record surplus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Couldn't he just wait until Elon reinstates Trump first? Seems like a wasted effort, pillow dude
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican who believes there was voter fraud in the 2020 election convicted for using dead mother's ballot to commit voter fraud. Fark: ...and avoids jail time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's gotta be tough losing a dick measuring contest to a mouse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Joe Manchin appears in an ad supporting a WV congressman. Fark: A Republican congressman
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DHS documents show that since the invasion, the reach of Russian state-controlled media has been severely curtailed, with the notable exception, of course, of Fox News
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Texas tells investment groups that if they start acting responsibly, there'll be hell to pay
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Want a smelly, invasive, fragile Bradford Pear that will shatter and fall on your house? You have until 2024
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom now believes that maybe it was a mistake to shut down California's last nuclear plant. O RLY owl tilts his head in approval
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "There's No Accounting for Taste"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana State University holds a public hearing to get people's thoughts on naming a campus building after a guy that assaulted a reporter that asked him a question he didn't like
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(New Musical Express)
 
Hero
 
Two Ukrainian families win the heavy metal sweepstakes. Will be re-homed to live on the estate of Ozzy Osbourne \m/-.-\m/
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Performative asshattery is easy to stage, but pretty much impossible to implement. But the Texas "boycott" was always just about the hat, and never about the cattle
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Real estate is over-valued in these U.S cities, the entire U.S
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Supreme Court: "If you want to recall the governor, you need something more than 'he hurt my fee fees'"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently, DeSantis has never seen the Looney Tunes short where Bugs Bunny saws off the state of Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CDC: "Um, you guys? Do you still have some of your Covid-19 facemasks lying around? Because you're actually gonna need 'em again"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"So Long And Thanks For All The Plastic"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The least affordable place to live in the US is now A: New York City? B: San Francisco? or C: Florida?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the foods that are banned by state. Now you will have to catch your own walrus if you want to eat that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis: Don't worry, the state is never going to pay off Disney's bonds. I mean, sure, the law says we HAVE TO if we dissolve their "special improvement district", but when have ever given a single fark about what the law says?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas has closed most of its oyster reefs to fishing, and oystermen fear their jobs may soon disappear. Can't they just collect bounties on pregnant women or something?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
There's a new Star Wars-themed campsite in upstate New York. Because when you think about people who go outside frequently, you think of Star Wars fans
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
State employee reports she's a victim of domestic abuse. State responds by investigating her for using a work phone to document the domestic violence. And now she's been murdered, but at least no red tape was damaged
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine hunters sue to allow Sunday hunting, say current restrictions violate their "Right to Food" as specified in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the state's new Right to Food constitutional amendment
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine hunters sue to allow Sunday hunting, say current restrictions violate their "Right to Food" as specified in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the state's new Right to Food constitutional amendment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New book from NYT reporters says Democrat Joe Manchin would have flipped to the GOP -- if McConnell stepped down
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
Boobies
 
Hey boys, my tits are down here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the 'unknown and highly contagious' disease that's killing wild horses in Colorado? Neigh
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Guess who is a fan of separation of church and state? In certain instances
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Judge's order against real estate service giant Cushman and Wakefield in the NYAG's probe of the Trump organization suggests that maybe the reason Trump acted as if laws don't apply to him as president is because for years, they basically didn't
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian state TV tells viewers to be ready to die when the missiles start flying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Republicans "failed to notice an obscure provision in state law that says the state could not do what legislators were doing" and it could cost Florida around $1 billion. How shocking they didn't think this through
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
He-man Golfer's Club
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis: we've investigated ourselves, and found out we might be racist
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Florida cut out teacher bonuses to a county for defying the Governor on school mask opt-outs. One parent is trying to give them bonuses anyhow
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
South American penis snakes discovered in Florida. Aren't there already enough dicks in that state?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Asteroid threatens Earth for describing its size in Empire State Building units
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mouse responds to the jackass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mouse responds to the jackass
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The changing of the seasons is a special time in California, witness the withering pageantry and the dry spectacle of the drought solstice
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Member of Michigan's Republican State Committee resigns, saying the party elections were a test of "who is most cravenly loyal" to TFG. Tag is because he didn't figure it out sooner
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Guy who liked to cosplay being a Homeland Security agent winds up behind bars after the neighbors shoot his federal K-9, who was being cosplayed by a fox
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Escape from New York. New hotness: Escape from New Jersey despite the quality of life there
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Tue April 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers considering the idea that people under 25 aren't mature enough to understand their own gender. Getting married at 16 still A-OK
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant adamantly disagrees with the notion that LeBron James runs the Lakers in a statement prepared by LeBron James
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Connecticut: Let's suspend our 25-cent per gallon sales tax to give motorists a break. Oil companies: Hey boys, we can raise the price of gas by 25 cents per gallon in Connecticut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wow: Minnesota DFL candidate for state senate gives a speech to the nominating convention while actively IN LABOR. Tough crowd: She still doesn't get the nomination
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The best burger in every state to the left. Vehement disagreement and vociferous suggestions to the right
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News exposes GOP plans for American education: "Maybe we should just eliminate public schools"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Did anyone else know that Beyonce, Cardi B, Korean dramas, and yoga are tools of Satan? Let's ask Michigan secretary of state candidate Kristina Karamo her thoughts
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Another real estate/financial firm that cut ties with Trump is ordered by a court to turn over all those "how much do you want it to be worth this time, Donald?" records
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sales of brown shirts in Florida to increase soon
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Der Floridafüher arranges photo-op during bill signing of young children of color holding anti-CRT signs. You know...to protect them from indoctrination
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
As long as you don't mind the floods, hurricanes, chemical plant explosions and increasingly fascist state government, Houston remains a great market for homebuyers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beijing embracing capitalism in response to covid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida State Representative cuts funding for Special Olympics because they failed to "honor" him. Well get that man a participation trophy
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(Some Lake)
 
 
 
Threatened by development, five bodies of water are suing the State of Florida
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Sun April 24, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for carrying 99 fentanyl pills charged with felony intent to distribute. Officer who stole the same 99 pills for resale charged with petit larceny
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's like "The Day The Earth Caught Fire", but without the nuclear bombs as the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not trusting voters to do it, Michigan Republicans choose their statewide candidates at a convention so disorganized they'll have to do it over. "A voting fiasco." "They're all amateurs." "This is a joke"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wildfires sweep through New Mexico because they forgot to rake the forests again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
JD Vance: "The thing that Trump revealed, more than any policy achievement, is that we are living in an incredibly corrupt country." When you're right, you're right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As of tonight, Michigan's next secretary of state will probably be someone who currently denies the results of the 2020 election. This is fine
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ohio State F Seth Towns to return for his Blutarsky year of college
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
FAFO was the third leading cause of death in the US in 2021
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(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
Instant Karma: Carjacker beats an elderly woman and steals her SUV, only to die in a wreck on the interstate shortly thereafter
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Even Fox admits the new Disney tax decision is going to cost local taxpayers millions (if not billions), the only question is how much. Bonus: with name-calling slap fight between the bill's sponsor and a local tax collector
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Can't you feel 'em closing in, honey? Can't you feel 'em schooling around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right, and you're the only restaurant in town ♫ ♪
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lael Wilcox just set the Men's and Women's course record on the Arizona trail. However, it won't be recognized because it was documented and proven by her photojournalist wife
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
He actually did it. DeSantis actually did it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We felt like Native issues were being both misunderstood and overlooked at the state level, even by voting rights advocates because our populations can be small"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott increasing inspections of commercial trucks entering from Mexico found zero drugs, migrants, but costs the citizens of Texas $4.2 billion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nebraska has the most efficient Covid strategy in the US
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wave-particle duality may be a better model for how the brain processes informatioin. I drink, therefore I am unsure what this means
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's look at how climate change has made things hotter since the first Earth Day
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Atheist Florida Man acting under Chapter 2022-21 petitions eight FL school districts to ban the Christian Bible from classrooms and libraries, citing age inappropriateness, social-emotional learning, mentions of bestiality and rape, and "wokeness"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New Talking Point : Drag shows on a state campus alienate Conservatives and should be banned in the name of....wait for it.....inclusion. Ben Shapiro appearing there in 5 days still ok
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(CNN)
 
 
 
David Perdue has managed to reach a "lies per campaign ad" ratio that the GOP had previously viewed as only theoretically possible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lordy there are more McCarthy tapes. This time, McCarthy stated "He (Trump) told me he does have some responsibility for what happened"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old and still not busted: Mark Meadows was registered to vote in two states. The new corruptness: Mark Meadows was registered to vote in three states
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you value a women's right to have an abortion do not visit these eight states, they don't value it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She's right, you know
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Everything looks legal to me, says Milque about Toast
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dissolving Disney's special district means that the county has to pay for Fire, EMS, and utilities Disney pays for now, lets Disney pay $105 million less in annual property taxes and puts the state on the hook for $2 billion in bonds issued by Disney
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Wisconsin. It's wherre the pirrates shop
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It is not "cancel culture" when your dumb behavior that you posted online got your business in trouble
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida Republicans sit back and remark: "It can't be that easy to take over the state forever can it? I guess so, because we just did"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Beto advocates for blackjack and weed as a way to offset soaring Texas property taxes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, pattern of failures is the name of my Ted Nugent bagpipe cover band
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Seven states of matter? I got some catching up to do
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This just in: Mississippi prisons are hellholes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Emotet is now the top malware in the world states Kaspersky, who is not jealous even in the slightest bit
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland to become second state to ban cat declawing
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's campaign is a big joke she's not in on
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Wed April 20, 2022
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
NJ Senate President notes that it is probably better for an off duty police officer to mellow out with pot after their shift than to get violently drunk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'The rise of cremation reveals America's changing idea of death'. Or, 'real estate'. What are your plans? I choose Viking Blazing Boat
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
AZ GOP senate candidate getting crucified over his Easter campaign ad that suggests he knows god's plan for the state, including his own ascension to office
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovery of bacteria linked to prostate cancer hailed as potential breakthrough. Despite their hard work, researchers are not white-knuckling this
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
DeathSentence cozies up to Elon over tweeting while still headbutting the Mouse. Giant meteor, why have you forsaken us?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Do you believe parents have a "fundamental right to direct the upbringing, education, health care, and mental health of their children"? If so, the AZ GOP is about to give you the right to sue your children's teachers for taking that right from you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A single bridge is providing a $1 billion/week involuntary "in-kind" contribution to the Abbott 2024 presidential campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans to Trump-backed House candidate: "But you're not bona fide"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Grab your circus peanuts and get ready for the show; the GOP has the fullest clown car in history going into the Michigan gubernatorial primary with 12 nutbags and nobodies vying for the nomination
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump-backed candidate doesn't even make it all the way to the Primary
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
For the rare A.J. sports tab trifecta - Former Covington Catholic QB A.J. Mayer transfers from Miami to Arkansas State
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
That's a bold statement. Gonna need some intensive hands-on research
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator Aric Nesbitt (R-ubbish) mysteriously decides to block recycling legislation after getting $30,000 from landfill owners
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(the Capitolist)
 
 
 
Property insurance companies rapidly disappearing in Florida, leaving the state government funding the insurance company of last resort. This should go well
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
After being the target of fundraising emails labeling her a groomer who sexualizes children, Dem State Senator responds with a fire and brimstone speech
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In a sign that the sanctions are stopping the flow of Russian money to their internet trolls, QAnon's Russian chapter goes rogue, turns on Putin, and is now supporting Ukraine; while warning of Russian deep state propaganda online
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas to sideline State Troopers who are considered overweight, which could mean all of them
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
One in 20 heart attacks in NJ caused by noise pollution. Other 19 reportedly caused by close calls with Jersey drivers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The race for the GOP nomination for Senator in PA is going to come down to a carpetbagging millionaire snake oil salesman and a carpetbagging millionaire hedge fund executive. Unless the carpetbagging millionaire real estate mogul plays spoiler
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(Daily Mail)
 
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Russian State TV propagandist threatens nuclear attacks on West
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL): "Alabama way of life" will not drive away business. So long as they don't employ people of color, LGBTQ+, or those who don't worship Jesus
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Buried lede on this one hit wonder backstory is Ry Cooder's devastatingly understated slide guitar keeping Randy Newman's composition funky and fine
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence has raised over $100-million for his Presidential ... I mean, his re-election run
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But, now how many residents have windmill cancer?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
These are the seven greenest, and least greenest, U.S. states. Yeah, it seems to correlate with their politics
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor open to banning off-duty N.J. cops from consuming weed after some state lawmakers realize that police mellowing out after work would be bad for somebody
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Next time you are having a heart attack, call Dr. Judge because she knows more about public health than anyone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After years of craptastic acts like jug bands, one-armed high school fiddle players, and Toby Keith, the Missouri State Fair finally decides to bring in a quality band. Well, two-thirds of one. It's a start
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Please state the nature of your medical emergency. Next project: hot warp 10 salamander sex
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently Kim Kardashian is one of the few people on Earth who likes to go to Staten Island
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Woke crusaders in the state of idiocy want to target math textbooks next
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't worry. In 3 days they'll be back
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Okada & YOH get a statement win over Naito & Hiromu? Will the House Of Torture shove G.O.D., Tanahashi in an iron maiden? Does LIJ know TAKA IS COMING, Motherfarkers? GOLDEN FIGHT SERIES starts @ 5:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
According to Russian state television the reason Russia is failing is because they are fighting the entirety of NATO, not because they underestimated Ukraine
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Sergeant Miles arrested over January 6th insurrection. Maybe he was just there to deliver a pizza or fix the cable
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Southern state celebrates failed insurrection. No, not that one. No, not that one either
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Alicia has been disarmed by a walker, and in her fever-addled state makes a new friend and crashes at their house. Oh, and she's declared war on Strand with Morgan as her sole ally. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
"I need these guns and bomb making instructions in case ANTIFA super soldiers come for me" says the guy with "an interest in Nazi history"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
News: GOP candidate for Congress caught plagiarizing another politician's campaign website. Facepalm: Lindsay Graham's website. Fark: It was Fox News that busted him
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Mimsy and Archibald won't have to hear that dreadful construction noise
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Here's a quick primer on the "greatest real estate investment vehicle around" -- private prisons
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Republican-appointed state court approves Republican-gerrymandered map after Republican Supreme Court throws states' rights into a wood chipper
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(Some Governor)
 
 
 
By law, AZ students now receive 1-2 minutes of silence each day to "remember, reflect, meditate, pray, prepare for the day." Teachers in turn propose their own 1-2 minute time to "scream into a pillow before drinking a bottle of wine at home"
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Fri April 15, 2022
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Inmate chooses firing squad over electric chair suspended over a lava lake full of sharks with frigging lasers on their heads
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(Daily Kos)
 
Hero
 
Missouri Democratic State Representative absolutely roasts one of his Republican colleagues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Abbott backs down, decides not to torch the economy today
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Long Island cops are cracking down on paper plates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia sends an official note to the US State Department whining "You guys, stop helping Ukraine, you're being really mean and making us look bad"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Families with transgender children start GoFundMe drives, seeking funds to help them flee to safer states for their kids' medical care made illegal by Alabama government
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This never would have happened if Drew was governor
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Court rejects Ohio's redistricting maps for 4th time, which may lead to a federal takeover of the state's redistricting process. *chuckle*
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(Nebraska Examiner)
 
 
 
Leading GOP candidate for Nebraska Gov. is accused of groping by eight women, one of them a state senator. "He reached up her skirt, without her consent, and touched her inappropriately"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
State Trooper drives cruiser head-on into drunk woman veering towards roadcrew
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
California to pass gas by 2035
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's Student Loan Crisis is actually a result of the complete failure of America's Educational System. As people in all 57 states can tell you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can't stand these real estate prices. It's Sabotage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lots of quid for some pretty obvious pro quo
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Brooklyn subway shooter also had a severe dislike of the "state of f***ing stinking New Jersey." Sorry about that last Taco Bell run
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
South Carolina becomes the 19th state to pass a law calling for a constitutional convention
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Just like the Tolkien Legendarium and your daydreams about Jessica Alba, the Russian threat to dollar hegemony is a fantasy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Republicans suddenly concerned that they weren't paying attention when the new sex education standards were publicly available online before the state Board of Education approved them at a public meeting in June 2020
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corporate America is now including abortion coverage as a benefit. That sound you heard was the GOP trying to decide between corporate donations and boycotts
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"So I stood up and told that principal feller, only letters I need to know are C,S and A" coming soon to an Arizona school near you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Montanan" Ryan Zinke, who quit job as state's lone Congressman for better grifting opportunities as Trump's Interior secretary, runs for Congress again. Bonus: still living in Santa Barbara, California, still wearing his cowboy hat ass-backwards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It took a year and a half, but the South Dakota state attorney general and part-time "Crazy Taxi" character Jason Ravnsborg has finally been impeached with state Senate trial pending
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has police remove journalists from press conference. Did I say Putin? I meant Florida Governor Ron Desantis
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has determined the size of the largest icy comet nucleus ever seen by astronomers. The estimated diameter is approximately 80 miles across, making it larger than the state of Rhode Island. No word yet on how many football fields or half-giraffes
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(Some Wildcat)
 
 
 
The White House, the Energy Secretary, state governors, the Fed, and high oil commodity prices have all told US companies they must produce more oil from the ground. So why haven't they? TL;DR: "Investor pressure to maintain capital discipline"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, the War of Northern Aggression began with Confederate forces attacking a Union fort
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If Republicans take control, prepare to lose rights (unless you're a straight white male)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If Republicans take control, prepare to lose rights (unless you're a straight white male)
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