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Tue August 11, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC held a Trump 2020 campaign rally in Florida today, with blockbuster guests like Pam Bondi and Lt Gov Nuñez. A few dozen people showed up. It was held in a used car parking lot
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Flynn's lawyer: even if we bribed Barr to drop the charges your honor can't do anything about it, because deep state, MAGA, and, uh, reasons
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(Pharmacy Times)
 
 
 
Ohio State University study shows what the rest of us have been saying for a while now
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
If you call Hitler "Führer," name your real estate company after a term popular among white nationalists, and post pictures on Instagram from your vacation to Hitler's vacation home, perhaps you shouldn't be running for Congress
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Illinois adds "workers enforcing public health regulations" to the list of people that automatically becomes aggravated battery (felony) if you punch someone telling you to wear a mask
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today, three MLB teams will play in the state of New York for the first time since 1957 as Buffalo, NY hosts its first major league game since 1916
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America, brace for the "blue shift" in battleground states, for it will decide the 2020 election
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Unilever has their UK deal botched by the EU (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of unemployed in SW Florida now struggling with living on $275 or less weekly since federal aid ended. Now, multiply that by 200 to understand the scope of this tragedy
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of unemployed in SW Florida now struggling with living on $275 or less weekly since federal aid ended. Now, multiply that by 200 to understand the scope of this tragedy
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Fark Independent POTUS candidate Kanye Worst may face criminal charges for following the Republican playbook a little too closely
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Trump admits that his "pre-existing condition" Executive Order is just so much BS: "It's a signal to people ... it's a second platform, pre-existing conditions will be taken care of 100 percent by Republicans and the Republican party"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CDC reports 200,000 more deaths at this point in 2020 compared to previous years. So it's not a hoax: murderous antifa supersoldiers do exist
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
California judge fires the first salvo against the gig economy. Orders Uber and Lyft to classify drivers as employees
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kahn says devastation mostly due to politics, ceti eels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Everything you've heard about picking a vice president is wrong"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI I realize that most of you career bureaucrats are part of the deep state and wanted Hillary as president that's why I want you turn over everything about the Russia investigation before the election 😍 Ron Johnson (R-Wisc)
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Washington state paid $165k for COVID statistics. Per week
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President of Minneapolis Federal Reserve explains why worrying about the deficit as reason to deny pandemic relief MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1984, the United States was invaded by Soviet troops, prompting the rise of WOLVERINES
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Trump releases a press statement showcasing what a wonderful job he's done with the pandemic. What? Stop laughing you guys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: The 'Freedom To Breathe Agency' is not a real government agency. 'Do not be fooled by the chicanery and misappropriation of the DOJ eagle,' said US Attorney Matthew G.T. Martin in a statement
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Sun August 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
So here's CNN's final Joe Biden VP rankings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Efforts to further undermine the US election by turning it into a chaos circus continue as Kanye West has to be taken off the Illinois ballot amid thousands of invalid signatures
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold, Disney's state of the art cartoon sound effects. Circa 1930's
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hawaii gets an upgrade: Meet Tulsi Gabbard's successor in the House of Representatives
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Massholes fed up with the rules are flooding the state's coronavirus hotline with profanity, fake reports of non-compliance and porn
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(The Oneonta Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just because Covid-19's wiped out your State Fair don't mean you can't have exotic deep-fried junkfood
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
With all the various polling stories out there, let's ask a more relevant question: "How deep into blue territory does Trump have to go to win?" Lucky for us, there's a handy chart for that
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
With all the various polling stories out there, let's ask a more relevant question: "How deep into blue territory does Trump have to go to win?" Lucky for us, there's a handy chart for that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Field of Dreams" sequel flips the plot with live players, dead fans
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What the state you grew up in says about you. Subby grew up in many states including confusion and denial
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When you look closely at Georgia, you see a state with a leader unique among his peers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When you look closely at Georgia, you see a state with a leader unique among his peers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out, there might be some benefits to online schooling
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
... or perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to develop a new business model as the old one is now as relevant as selling buggy whips to horseless carriage drivers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The REAL secret about masks that "DOCTORS" and the DEEP STATE don't want you to see
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
US intelligence states that OANN is acting as a conduit of Russian propaganda. But CNN sometimes quotes statements from a known Russian asset in DC, so both sides are bad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Six-state yard sale this weekend despite pandemic. Come for the vinyl records, stay for the vintage furniture, leave with coronavirus
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Doc: "Where we're going, we don't need roads." Marty: "You're going to New Hampshire?"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What the hell, New York? You used to be cool
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What the hell, New York? You used to be cool
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
May I take your order? Yeah man like uh...ya got...uh...1/8 flower power, trippy gummies and some kushy punch? Sir, this is a McDonald's...you want the Cronic Drive-thru down the street. Ironic cronic supersonic tag, you're it man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorry I read the headline just before lunch
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed. Then they instructed health directors not to give it"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprise Trump presser from his golf course in Bedminister set for 7pm ET - I expect some Presidential turn and levels of empathy for everyone screwed over by the lack of a relief deal
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Washington State Troopers rescue unicorn abandoned on the side of the road and find it a forever home
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(McPherson Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kansas ended up being a "Natural Experiment" in whether or not wearing a mask slows the spread of COVID. Spoiler alert: it does slow the spread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
3 University of Louisville players kicked off team for organizing large gathering that was not a church service resulting in a Covid-19 outbreak
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
3 University of Louisville players kicked off team for organizing large gathering that was not a church service resulting in a Covid-19 outbreak
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump calls her a 'real beauty.' Is he taking about: A) His wife B) His daughter C) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Allowing a gathering this year which drew a quarter of a million people last year, it's obvious that South Dakota Harley cares
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
160,000 with 300,000 expected by December. "It is what it is"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former upstate New York mayor and local businessman goes out with a bang. Holy guacamole
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Betcha didn't know CARES act money goes to repave airports in Texas
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare-Wan Kenobi: 'You can't win, Trump. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. The WaPo "fact checker" caught Chuck Schumer making a slightly inaccurate statement on cable television, so you know what that means. BSAB, vote Republican, and Trump gets to be Emperor for Life
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta have a casserole
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
The State Department is offering a reward of up to $10 million for ratting on Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cops went to a party at a bar in L.A. despite, y'know, the obvious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cops went to a party at a bar in L.A. despite, y'know, the obvious
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In addition to pimping super secret stock tips, Motley Fool apparently also has articles. Here is an insightful one on how Las Vegas screwed the pooch on Covid-19, with help from L.A
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan held a state primary on Tuesday and a record 2.5 million people voted with 1.6 million via absentee ballot. "What August showed is we can hold safe, accessible and secure elections in the midst of a pandemic"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Melbourne enters Australia's toughest virus lockdown. Soon the Outback will hunger and begin foraging
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The NRA, which has been barely able to support itself financially lately, plans on spending tens of millions of dollars in battleground states
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Penn State students required to agree to Covid compact before returning to campus. In return, the university promises not to cover up rhythmic slapping sounds
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
"Stop whining and put your god damn mask on," says man who wears mask on stage all the time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New report states two-thirds of the people who committed mass attacks in the US during 2019 exhibited behavior that concerned others, and nearly half used guns they possessed illegally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2 trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Like a cockroach, Joe Arpaio won't go away, and is now statistically tied for front runner in the GOP primary for his old job
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Step up, Farkers. France is our ally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitler's campaign temporarily banned from Twitter. U.S. government communication expected to come to immediate halt. Deep State shakes hands, congratulates on job well done
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeCities and DeCounties are DeFighting each other for DeFederal DeMoney
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Sad Trombone
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President Trump to laud Arizona's Covid-19 response as success. That can't be right...*reads again*...no, it really says "success"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President Trump to laud Arizona's Covid-19 response as success. That can't be right...*reads again*...no, it really says "success"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stung by accusations by Democrats about their "investigations" of Biden, Senators Grassley and Johnson issues statements that "я не распространяю российскую дезинформацию" err..*shuffle their notes* "I am not spreading Russian disinformation"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three days and counting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The State Department IG who was set to replace the State Department IG who was recently sacked has just resigned
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rafael Nadal says thanks, but no thanks to traveling to the United States and playing in the U.S. Open
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Postmaster General may nearly triple price of postage for mail-in ballots, increasing costs for states whose budgets have already been hammered by the pandemic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
How many states are using the Apple/Google contact tracing API that respects user privacy? If you guessed two, your guess was double the actual number. Other 49 worried app development doesn't cost enough, or steal enough data
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The Colorado State football program may be covering-up COVID-19 cases
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden Is Polling Better Than Clinton At Her Peak Bad news: she did lead by more in certain key states. Good news: Biden's over 50% most places
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Why do Republicans have even the smallest chance in November? Because Democrats are, at best, incompetent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney lost $3.5 billion due to park closures during the pandemic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Show Me state-funded healthcare
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Planning on visiting Salem, MA over the Halloween season? Well, TOO DAMN BAD
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police officers in New York State arrest 'tall Leprechaun' caught looting cars in residential neighbourhood, elusive search for small leprechauns still ongoing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeCorona infects DeAides of DeSantis
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Just your typical three-way state Senate race - a longtime political insider, a nurse, and some guy who threatened to blow up an IRS office in 2012
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China will not accept 'theft' of TikTok, state media says, angrily stating that theft of technology is their bailiwick
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man to have first entirely online trial. Translating legal jargon into memes is going to be interesting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even if he loses today's GOP Senate Primary, Kris Kobach, and his enablers, including President Trump, may well have paved the way for Kansas to elect its first Democratic Senator since 1932
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(White House)
 
 
 
Trump makes the largest single investment in America's national parks and public lands in history. And if you don't believe that, you can read it right here in this White House statement
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Donald Trump decides to encourage mail-in and absentee ballots. But only for states he believes he can win
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
As expected by everyone outside of Democratic Party insiders, red state voters prefer the pro-Trump Republican to the pro-Trump Democrat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
OOOOOKLAHOMA where they constantly disagree on how to fight Covid-19
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
OOOOOKLAHOMA where they constantly disagree on how to fight Covid-19
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(NFL)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will...have to wait until next year
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(Axios)
 
Video
 
Here it is, last night's full episode of veep. Wait, I'm being told this is actually the President of the United States being interviewed by Jonathan Swan
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(Scoop (NZ))
 
 
 
Three slashies = oblig. 482 slashies = $25000
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
LGBTQ Native American Anthropology professor at Arizona State University who died of COVID-19 after being forced to teach in person turns out to not have been a person at all
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Actual lede: Police detained and handcuffed a Black mother and four children after mistaking their SUV for a stolen motorcycle from another state
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
The official COVID-19 case count in Texas is short by at least tens of thousands of cases
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
The season opener between Texas State and SMU to be moved up a week so all the players and coaches can get COVID-19 sooner than everyone else
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks Joe Biden should tell everyone to listen to Bill Gates
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
POTUS backs 118 Democratic candidates in a huge wave of endorsements
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over a hundred dead from bootleg alcohol in India. Which is why you should always take off your shoes first
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In August, 2020 the phrase "Republican turnout crisis" first began to appear in headlines
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember how mad you'd get in school when your entire class got punished due to the actions of a few knuckleheads? Welcome to NJ
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember how mad you'd get in school when your entire class got punished due to the actions of a few knuckleheads? Welcome to NJ
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pandemic-induced free parking is coming to end. It's up to you, Community Chest
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Expensive Indoor Farming pioneered in the Garden State
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Sammitch maker Wawa is opening its first drive-thruthru
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swim with the whales, they said. It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, they said. What could POSSIBLY go wrong, they said
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Victorians struggle with return of coronavirus, cholera, TB, workhouses, and underage chimney sweeps
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games win stupid prizes, bonus round
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games win stupid prizes, bonus round
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"History, when taught well, shows us how to improve the world, but history, when taught poorly, falsely claims there is nothing to improve," John Oliver castigates the US education system, where 17 states use "state's rights" as the Civil War's cause
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe that the hole President Trump dug for himself could get deeper, but it has." Apparently "take some hydro and call in the troops, whitey" isn't a winning platform
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No one wants to hand their bank statements to a cable provider (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caribbean islands of Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, and St. Lucia slash the cost of buying citizenship, just in case the 2020 US elections don't go your way. Still way more expensive than Staten Island, though
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Nine states set new single-day Coronavirus records last week
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Gregg Abbot refuses to stand and be counted for Trump at the Republican National Convention
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Everything you could ever imagine a Trump supporter to be like is all made manifest in this one guy. The Serpentor of MAGA. No Duh as to what state he lives in
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx announces what everyone's known for a month
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Does anyone really know how many people in the U.S. are hospitalized with COVID-19. Answer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Psychedelic drugs are a major tool of state violence, posits bizarre theory
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Pence put thumb on scales to get Gov. Greitens reinstated to Navy over his superiors' objections. Lawn order, guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is such a brave, big boy that none of the mean kids in class are invited to his special day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Microsoft Office World Championships have been cancelled for this year. In a related story, there's a Microsoft Office World Championship
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Sat August 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Got your mail-in ballot postmarked on election day? Your vote won't count in most states
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Let's tour the world's largest indoor vertical farm that's addressing food inequity ...in where else but the Garden State
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43,000,000
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Federal agents withdrew from Portland's BLM protests, leaving the city to chaos and violence. Just kidding, the night passed without incident
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington State announces it has finally trapped its first Murder Hornet. Bigfoot still at large
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Person in charge of league chastises league for not handling things well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
IC, 2019-20: This Russian bounty business is real. State Dept, yesterday: Russia, knock it off or there will be consequences. Trump, today: It's another hoax
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Surely this was not COVID-19's first rodeo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats once again falling behind in fundraising for state elections .... wait a minute .... they're ahead?
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Florida disaster trifecta cashes out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A look at $60M bribery probe unfolding in Ohio, the largest money-laundering scheme in state history. "We don't trust any of them"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Playful otters in my bathtub. Playful otters on my bedroom wall. Playful otters in my socks
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
See? You fall a little behind on regularly raking your forest, and this happens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Early in the pandemic, Republicans laughed and crowed about how it was a blue state issue (or a hoax). Now that it's affecting their states strongly, their precious feelings are being hurt by people who remember what they said
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans 'stand ready' to say 'cheese it' to mask requirement
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Racism declared public health crisis in Colorado, state pasttime in Alabama
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That high profile Twitter hack? The teen "mastermind" was arrested this morning in Fark's favorite state
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Heatwave hits France, with Paris reaching 104°F. AC surrenders
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: kids writing "How I spent my summer" essays for their teachers. 2020 hotness: teachers writing their own obituaries for the governor
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Thu July 30, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
In a brief moment of sanity, Ohio's Pharmacy Board bans the use of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19. Five hours later, it was withdrawn after the Governor complained
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The day before his testimony before them, Senate Democrats make the marvelous revelation that Pompeo's State Dept is nothing but lackeys who haven't pissed him off yet to incur his retaliation
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Kushner decided not to implement a detailed pandemic response plan in April in part because they figured the virus would be relegated to Democratic states
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Judge rebukes DHS over false statements in New York travel case" Huh, that's an odd way of saying "demands whoever committed perjury and lied to the court be immediately prosecuted"
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(Constitution Center)
 
 
 
Today in "Civics Things You Probably Didn't Know but are Relevant Today": If a president isn't chosen with an election by January 20th, the Speaker of the House becomes the acting president
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor introduces the 'Knucklehead Hall of Fame.' This being NJ, expansion plans immediately announced and a toll will be charged to exit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news: Pompeo states that Trump doesn't get to decide the election date. Bill Barr does
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The flip-flopping is just amazing. I've never seen it in all of the years that I've been studying politics, to see someone go from having a backbone to not having one at all"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ever see a dementia patient give a campaign speech that could make Texas swing blue?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Treason Peepaw must be getting a cut of the bounties
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(Vice)
 
 
 
120 protestors arrested and held even after bail was posted while being denied water or access to a restroom. Why yes it was a red state, how'd you guess?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona leads multi-state probe into last year's tech news
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP's wage replacement plan punishes its own voter base
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Trump and Biden tied in poll of registered voters in deep blue state of... Georgia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
POTUS to speak at John Lewis' funeral
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey puts in a strong bid for rejoining the Covidiot States, with a rash of massive Airbnb parties in McMansions of typical atrocious Jersey design
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US prison labor used to manufacture "Blue Lives Matter" merchandise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP asks the SCOTUS to reinstate Arizona's voting rules that were deemed racially biased because that's what they do
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Best Korea's 'Lazarus' is combining the power of state-sponsored hacking and the profitability of ransomware. Say what you want, but that's synergy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
This makes perfect sense. I mean, when has Michigan ever been instrumental in winning the Electoral College?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
As the two parties have sorted themselves into a rural party and an urban party, the fact that the Senate is effectively gerrymandered in favor of the rural party is starting to become a major problem
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is messing with Texas, despite reading the bumper stickers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Goddamn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Schoolchildren could be like lemmings on a Coronavirus cliff in the worst state to handle the crisis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Idiots, Coronavirus, and an impotent governor. Now, a hurricane. Man, Florida, you are one truly f*cked state
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saving baseball from Covid-19? It's up to you, New York. New York
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Back-to-school sales tax holidays are coming soon for some reason or another. Here's where to see about yours
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsinites aren't worried about Chicago's quarantining of their state as people "want to live in their summer homes"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis: "Let's see. What can I do to make this worse? Ahhhh, that's it"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chief Powell is expected to say the Fed will keep pulling green smoke out of its backside, but the mirrors are getting kinda scary and tranished
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible
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(Douglas Co Sheriff's Office)
 
 
 
Douglas County Sheriff: "Okay, fine. we'll still respond to 911 calls at the library, but we stand by our statement that says we won't"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
City of orange small handed whirlwind of confusion officially added to the NY quarantine list
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If the game happens, Ohio State announces that most Ohio State fans who watched them beat Michigan in person last season will be able to watch them do so in person this season
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sister Iris would like for you all to know that separation of church and state is a liberal lie
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With a name like Mr. Rape Torture Kill, you'd think they would have kept him on the sex offender list
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump will accept GOP nomination in NC because it's a big deal with lots of delegates and stuff. Important huge stuff, stuff like no one has ever seen, really have you seen the huge stuff they have in NC, Obama never accepted a GOP nomination in NC
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Pirates play their home opener with no fans in the ballpark. So just like any other home opener
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least Trump doesn't have to worry about his base abandoning him and that's why he's dumping money in safe red states
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Yankees game against the Phillies in Philadelphia postponed for second day in a row after coronavirus outbreak among the Miami Marlins
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer's CEO says Donnie's executive orders overhauling U.S. drug pricing will cause 'enormous destruction.' Good luck Hamptons real estate agents, yacht builders, golf club pros, personal chefs, and high-end hookers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats are going to do whatever it takes to turn Texas blue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And if you don't want to live under dictatorship you'll eat the other half of the bowl and you'll like it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas is in the midst of a major coronavirus death surge
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(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is shameless, brazenly shameless...and then there is William Barr's opening statement for the House hearing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman killed in an apparent shark attack in Maine, which is strange because shahks normally don't live up heah
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Retired grandfather-of-seven: "A quick blast of steam up my bum shrunk my enlarged prostate, gave me my life back"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Due to Covid-19 concerns a state governor extends general election early voting by a week. Fark: A GOP governor. UltraFark: Texas
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
With disinfection and touchless the words of the year, Tokyo train station is testing three different types of cleaning and security robots to make mass transit feasible again. It's a giant task for a little robot
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Mon July 27, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Lawmakers in the U.S. House on Monday overwhelmingly passed legislation to create a new commission to study the societal struggles of Black men and boys in the United States
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
State and local leaders had succeeded in easing some of the turbulence in their streets, at least until the small handed orange whirlwind of confusion got involved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Garmin tries to get its bearings, begins recalculating after ransomware attack
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Learn how to use this one weird trick to boost your poll numbers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump is as morally bankrupt as he is financially
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Weeks before Florida schools are forced to reopen, hospitalizations for COVID surge 23% -- among children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Weeks before Florida schools are forced to reopen, hospitalizations for COVID surge 23% -- among children
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michigan county seizes home of retiree for underpaid tax debt of a whopping $8.41
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers won't take your ice cream order until you comply with their state's laws and regulations? That's definitely a violation of your constitutional rights and you should curse them out until they call the cops
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The I'm too Rich to get Sick or Care Concert took place in the Hamptons this past weekend with The Chainsmokers and an opening DJ Set by the CEO of Goldman Sachs
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Juneteenth is now an official Massachusetts state holiday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure Trump Farked me and my state over on this Covid stuff but I can still be talked into voting for him, will he have an R after his name, will his opponent have a D?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some reason, people aren't happy with Gov Ron Desantis' job performance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Lewis is the first Black lawmaker to lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda, be ignored by an orange clown. Both are considered honors of the highest degree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are assholes and then there's this guy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ investigation into whether conditions in Alabama prisons are so bad they violate the 8th Amendment finds that guards routinely beat prisoners and may have murdered at least one. AL AG's response is to tell the feds to mind their own business
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz takes a break from crafting unbreakable cyphers and plotting murder to claim Democrats are trying to shut down schools to help beat Trump
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Led Zeppelin cover band "protests" state ban on concerts by having a concert. Coronavirus seen signing Stairway to Heaven at the local hospital
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
While John Lewis lays in state at the Alabama state capitol, Trump is fussing about Paul Ryan, Fox News, and the Reagan Foundation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I am Nomad. I am performing my function. Must sterilize (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has a potential case of COVID-19, declares state of emergency
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Police detained a man who sped through a COVID-19 checkpoint on the wrong side of the road, with blacked out number plates. Unlicensed, on bail, on meth and caught a short time later taking a pee in the bushes. Wait, that's MY bucket list
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds offers $5,000 reward for little girl's stolen teddy bear. A very, very dusty teddy bear
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when the Trump campaign had cubits and hogsheads of money? Seems they've dug a huge hole in Florida to throw it in
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Debate about states rights vs federal powers erupts. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's come to this: A GOP lawmaker threatens a GOP governor with a picture of a gun in response to a mask order. "What if I don't comply?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Oregon Attorney General doesn't have standing to enforce law in Oregon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you see more than a thousand parents participating in a We Demand You Put our Child's Life At Risk rally, particularly not in a state's "hotspot" for new Coronavirus infections, but then...Georgia
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Heading for Nantucket in August? Not so fast, pretty much everyone
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Heading for Nantucket in August? Not so fast, pretty much everyone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you think less Floridians is "moving in better direction" then yes, Florida is moving in a better direction
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The weed stores that grow like weeds will get weeded out eventually
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Today's Electoral-Vote.com map ups the number of electoral votes from states which Biden leads by at least 10 percentage points to 252. Meanwhile scroll down for the GOP trying to "deratfark" the Kansas Senate race & for a profile of Tammy Duckworth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Homeland Security admits it lied. Again. Have you disinfected your fainting couch lately?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal Fascist goons make CO State Rep Dave Williams moist
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(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when the Republicans were the party or "State's Rights"? Good times
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(Hudson Reporter)
 
 
 
Nothing says America in 2020 like privatizing the Statue of Liberty
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schindler lists 2000 new job cuts
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I like places named after those who committed treason against their oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Also, I'll be at the Trump National Golf Club this weekend
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is now up by 13 in Florida and has 20-point lead on "who do you trust to handle the Pandemic". Apparently there are a lot of single issue voters in FL, and that issue is "not dying from a plague like a medieval peasant"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Gov Andrew Cuomo accuses acting DHS Secretary "Chad Wolf" and acting Dep Sec Ken Cuccinelli of committing crimes. Intresting: this has nothing to do with the "little green men", but is about an entirely different abuse of power altogether
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's talk about which state is most likely to have parents creating COVID clusters with house parties then not cooperating with authorities and why it's New Jersey
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
The Bar Exam was created to keep the law profession white. It still effectively does that today
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republican governors who've been following Trump's lead by denying Coronavirus exists find their states and polls are suffering
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Space Force says Russia went 'pew'
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(Time)
 
 
 
Portland's mayor after being tear-gassed: "This is flat-out urban warfare and it's being brought on the people of this country by the president of the United States and it's got to stop now. This is a threat to our democracy"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos, stealing from the poor to give to the rich
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
States: We need covid tests and PPE. Trump: You'll get jackbooted thugs and like it
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ministry of Truth Secretary Conway scolds states for reopening too quickly in defiance of Bigliest Brother's instructions
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sec of State Plumpeo plans to help smooth relations with China by calling for the Chinese people to rise up and destroy the Communist Party. Trade talks appear to be going well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's have a look at Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, his wife and the couple's questionable actions. Oh my
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Aw, Cuomo you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Apparently Cleveland is on Trump's list for the new Gestapo tour. With no protesters to gas, I guess they'll just have to suppress the vote in the major OH Democratic stronghold
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Exactly how a Confederate monument should be 're-gifted'
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Leader of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Dr. Deborah Birx warns 11 cities must take "aggressive" action to stem their epidemic. Offers no help
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you actually had one of these sex holodecks there's no way you'd waste your time building the rest of the starship (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Only one state in the U.S. has seen COVID-19 cases drop for two weeks running
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Munchkin: "This bailout will not be used to bail out mismanaged states." In related news, Steve made most of his money from the last bailout in 2008
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Chick-Fil-A leads Colorado fast food joints in COVID-19 outbreaks, and it isn't even close'
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
NCAA meeting to discuss cancellation of all fall sports
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada ends asylum agreement with the United States because we keep violating human rights
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rise in testing is not driving the rise in US coronavirus cases. Bonus: state-by-state maps to see if you should venture outside your basement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rise in testing is not driving the rise in US coronavirus cases. Bonus: state-by-state maps to see if you should venture outside your basement
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Perhaps allowing a mandated reporter to do their duty could prevent your school from a few lawsuits. Just sayin'
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo tried to shake hands with foreign dignitaries today, in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul demands immediate impeachment due to inept coronavirus response
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(NPR)
 
 
 
United State's S'tate Department order's Chine'se to clos'e it's Hou'ston cons'ulate in order to protect American's
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Little Green Men and other mercenaries expected to crash in Albuquerque this time, not Roswell
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come for the Corona, stay for the Trump Virus. 5:30 pm really means 6:03 pm
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Silly Blue Jays. Don't they know that Pirates only hang out with parrots?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Head of State for North American country called out for belittling, humiliating staff, often sending them home in tears, creating toxic work environment with high turnover. No not that one
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Well, there is one positive to come out of this pandemic mess: the Indy 500 will not be blacked out in Indianapolis this year
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CEO rants that hell is coming, CNBC plays rant, market drops. CEO makes 2 billion dollars, blames CNBC for playing rant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Issue safety guidelines for states reopening. Encourage states to ignore guidelines and reopen anyway. Blame the states for reopening too early when infections spike. Declare victory
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Sh*t just got real
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever see a donkey in jean shorts? You know the state
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that he's essentially elected for life, Putin's stated goal to make Russia one of the top 5 economies in the world somehow just fell out of a window
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton (R-CSA) comes out strongly in support of BLM, ANTIFA
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone who ordered a hitman from rentahitman.com
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania State Senator Mike Folmer sentenced to two years in prison for possession of child porn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Halsey implies Kanye West is bipolar like her while giving him support. Uncle Albert continues to criticize and state if it weren't for the Kardashians, Kanye would be forgotten like Run DMC
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's biological mother reached out after almost 15 years of no contact and was outraged we 'let' our daughter 'be' a lesbian and said she won't contact her daughter until she has a boyfriend. Our daughter is devastated; how can we help her?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2 years (prostate) cancer free. I've been diagnosed with low testosterone and am meeting doc today for possible TRT. Studies show its safe, doc says "gas on a fire", do I insist on treatment or live with a crappy quality of life?
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio House Speaker has right to remain silent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
SC Governor: Public school teachers need to be back in the classroom 5-days a week despite a lack of funding for PPE and COVID precautions. Also SC Governor: Let's take 66% of emergency federal funding and give it to private schools
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Last October, 21 panel experts across the globe assessed the preparedness of 195 countries for the next global pandemic. At the top of the rankings stood the United States of America. It has since become clear that the experts missed something"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci to throw out first pitch at Nationals season opener, probably a flattened curve
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
According to a 1985 Oregon Court of Appeals ruling, the "Naked Venus" protester in Portland would be protected as nudity laws don't apply in cases of protest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump wants to bail out big business and Wall Street billionaires. Country Time is truly helping out the little guy
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Minnesota's State Fair is canceled, but butter sculpting will not - can not - be stopped
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bar hopping utes who think that being in low Covid New York they will get special treatment are angering grandpa Cuomo
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bar hopping utes who think that being in low Covid New York they will get special treatment are angering grandpa Cuomo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DHS Secretary: "Fark States' Rights"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Talk about perverse incentive. Isn't that how we got Trump?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo is up to something shady
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Happy 6th-month anniversary. Six months?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cracking up. "The Democrats are purposely keeping their schools closed, keeping their states closed. I called Michigan. I want to have a big rally in Michigan. Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Michigan?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Big Bad Wolf saves grandma, clips the wings of his plague pigeons, and wants workers on the front lines of the pandemic to get a $3-an-hour pay raise. That's how it's done, folks
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(Time)
 
 
 
They believe they are 'rugged individualists.'
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(Time)
 
 
 
They believe they are 'rugged individualists.'
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The President of the United States is declaring that the Supreme Court has given him the right to rule unilaterally and make laws. Let that sink in for a moment
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump: I may not accept the election results. Biden: "The American people will decide this election. And the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House"
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