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Mon July 16, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Alligator caught on video eating shark off South Carolina coast. "He mostly shows up when the fishing charter boats start back to their season because the eating is good for him off the dock when they clean the fish"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What starts with "F," ends with "uck," and gets you in trouble for taking it on a joyride?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scotland not crap, chosen as site for first British space port
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Filming of Downton Abbey movie set to start production later this summer and includes the full principal cast
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How can the MLB All Star game be more interesting? Purloin from the NHL All Star game. Make the MLB All-Star Game a tripleheader, three innings each, featuring four different All-Star teams
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Astrobiology Magazine)
 
 
 
Geek thread telescope trifecta. You know you wanna, Mods
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(Astrobiology Magazine)
 
 
 
Geek thread telescope trifecta. You know you wanna, Mods
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Starbucks' efforts to help the environment by eliminating straws reaches its logical conclusion as they unveil a new sippy lid thingie that uses more plastic than the old lid and straw put together
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Will Jesse find his voice amidst the temptation of Angelville? Will Cassidy find salvation with the town's fight club? Will Tulip find God after calling him a dickwad? What is Herr Starr up to? Find out in The Tombs. Preacher, 9PM ET on AMC
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Team Hell No explode? Will Rusev win on Rusev Day? Is Dolph's cardio up there with Seth's? Will both Japanese wrestlers lose title matches on the same day for the third time this year? Extreme Rules new early start (7pm EDT) WWE Network
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
If you're against the Starbucks straw ban, this article says you're an idiot
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Indycar goes north of the border to the streets of Toronto. Newgarden is on the pole and all of the Canadians have a ton of work to do in the Honda Indy Toronto, starting at 3pm ET (NBCSN, SN for the host country)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare double shark attack. DOUBLE SHARK ATTACK DOUBLE SHARK ATTACK WOOOO OH MY GOD YEAH OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE SHARK ATTACK OH GOD
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Sat July 14, 2018
(FIFA)
 
 
 
It's a match shrouded in mystery, announced by a fool, full of kicks and flops, and signifying nothing. It is the 3rd Place match between Belgium and England. It's Day 31 with match starting at 10am ET. THIS IS YOUR WORLD CUP THREAD
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Roger Perry dies... or gets transported onto the Starship Enterprise, one or the other
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professor who sabotaged a research assistant's career because she wouldn't sleep with him claims that the U.S. is "biased against privileged white males"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Our friend yeast, which we have lived with in peace and harmony since the whole thing started-- has had enough... It's declared war on humans, and this time, it's personal
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget alien megastructures. New observations rule them out, and explain Tabby's Star with dust alone
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget alien megastructures. New observations rule them out, and explain Tabby's Star with dust alone
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Steph Curry takes a seat on the bench, calls in heckler in flip-flops to take critical shot
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows the Trump impeachment hearings will start shortly (probably the next day) after the November elections. Yep, the Fox News poll. Bye bye bozo
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New Japan and Ring of Honor double-team Madison Square Garden to break WWE's 58-year-old stranglehold on the arena on April 6. Get familiar with some of their stars with a replay of the G1 Special in San Francisco, airing @ 8pm ET on AXS TV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One hundred people fall sick in salmonella outbreak connected to recalled Honey Smacks. Well it does have a frog on the front of the box
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get your day started on a positive note and, no, I don't care that it's been posted before, recycling is good for the environment and, sometimes, it's good for Fark
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jet ski found six years after Hurricane Sandy on nearby lawn with keys still in it starts up on the first try
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Average Joe Farker, imagine how the judicial system would deal with you if you were caught biting and choking your girlfriend. Twice
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new book has revealed the wild early days at Google when it was a booze-soaked, hard-partying start-up. Sex, drugs and coding
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Minor league all-star game resorted to a HR derby at the end of nine innings. And if no clear winner had emerged from this, a two-man sack race would've been held on consecutive Sundays until a winner could be crowned
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes and his GED in law decide that the fact that the Freedom From Religion Foundation's home base is in Wisconsin disqualifies them from pursuing 1st amendment legal action anywhere else
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rocky World? Is that like a planet of Stallones?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will the Handmaid's Tale score several nominations? Will Will & Grace see all four of its stars land nods? How will the battle for late night recognition shake out for Bee, Colbert, and Kimmel? Emmy Nominations are announced at 11:30 AM ET
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the President live-tweet? Will the Republicans realize they made a terrible mistake? Will Peter admit on live TV the President should not go to Russia because he's compromised? THIS is your Peter Strzok Congressional Hearing thread (10AM EdT start)
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Wed July 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former reality star turned prostitute steals debit cards from a client after he ODs (or at least that's the government's version of events)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"George Lopez gives Trump's Hollywood star the golden shower treatment"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the Undisputed ERA climb the Moustache Mountain? Will Cage fall to Mil Muertes? Should we add a Friday thread for NJPW? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We can live beside the ocean / Leave the fire behind / Swim out past the breakers / Watch the world die. This is your MSNBC Discussion thread for this most obscenely Wacky Wednesday. Bring something stronger than booze. It's gonna be a rough ride starting @8 PM ET
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Even the star of 'Westworld' admits she had 'no idea at all' what was going on in season 2
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shocked, SHOCKED to discover family friend is an adult film star
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber executive resigns after receiving one-star rating for handling of discrimination complaints
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge is terrified of Sacha Baron Cohen's return, warns that "he's at it again"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So there's a video of Clooney's crash. Terry Benedict finally got his revenge
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Emin Agalarov, the Russian pop star that acted as a go between for the Kremlin and the Trump campaign, keeps telling Mueller to piss off
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Israeli probe to land on the Moon in February, take off, and land again. After that: Punching goyim idiots who say there are no stars in Jewish Moon photos because you can't let Buzz Aldrin have all the fun
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Mike Pence is no fan of the LGBTQ+ community, and we're no fan of his. So we're throwing The Mike Pence Sausage Fest across the street at Barney Allis Plaza starting at 11am. Stop by and get a free hot dog while we have them"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks promises to finally scrap plastic straws by 2020. No word on why anyone insists on drinking coffee through a straw in the first place
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Trump tariff tiff continues with Canada saying yes to mustard, no to ketchup - or catsup or whatever the hell you call it, eh
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We'd like to unilaterally throw out the 20-year old Flores Settlement and just start keeping kids locked up for more than 20 days-you know, to keep families together. Federal Judge: How about "hell no"?
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(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
As expected we saw a changing of the yellow jersey yesterday and the cream is starting to rise to the top of GC. Day 4 of the Tour de France is back in the hands of the sprinters...if they can contain that pesky breakaway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's list of tech products with perfect ratings on Amazon includes products with less than perfect ratings, sub 2-star ratings, and no ratings
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Mon July 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Power Rankings / All Star rosters thread? Wither Snell? How bout them A's?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani: well OF COURSE we're trying to keep Mueller from being able to interview Gen. Kelly, do you have any IDEA of how screwed we'd be if HE started talking....wait am I saying this out loud or in my head?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Exciting news for Cavs fans: Kevin Love will stay and become unquestioned leader and superstar of 2018-19 team. Even more exciting news for Cavs fans: Until February, when he gets traded at midseason deadline
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Starbucks employee helps deliver baby outside store, misspells name on birth certificate
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse attempts to come through on his deal with his grandmother, though losing Genesis proves a wrinkle. Tulip and Cassidy try to determine a way to escape Angelville as Herr Starr plots his next move. God damn it all. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox "News" starts beating the war drums
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because it's the NFL offseason and we haven't had much football talk in the sports tab lately, here is a comprehensive list of former one hit numbers in the National Football League
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Sat July 07, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like scientists were entirely wrong about global warming. Fark: It's actually much worse than they ever predicted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's a Star Trek bio neutral gel pack. But Species 8472 is
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why haven't we gotten a Star Trek show from the aliens' point of view? Guess we can just Klingon to hope that'll happen and wait for the inevitable Gorn parody
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Traveling at the speed of light would take 200,000 years to go across the Milky Way Galaxy. Which coincidentally is exactly the same amount of time it would take to travel the entire 405 Freeway in a 1973 Ford Galaxy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Honey badger starts giving a few f**ks when a really pissed, Oryx who, apparently *doesn't* give any f**ks, creates "Flying Honey Badger" (with epic photos)
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode IX casts Felicity herself
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Let's flash back to the start of the year, when the National Review tried desperately to sell Scott Pruitt as serious about running the EPA: "He's the last thing the Left expects to see in a Trump appointee: principled"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The inner Joe Paterno of Jim Jordan keeps growing with a fifth new allegation. It's super hot in California. It's another FHF. Let us just dance and drink here at your MSNBC thread. Dancing starts now, the party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe jokes about his massive.....beard?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The 2018-2019 Warriors are officially more loaded than the Monstars were in Space Jam
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US labor shortage is real and is starting to put pressure on businesses. Before long, they might think about increasing pay and benefits. Please stop laughing
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
South African KFC beautifully trolls Brazilian soccer star Neymar
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here are the horrifying details regarding a fastball hitting a scrotum. Grab a barf bag, cover your boys, and start reading
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And the latest right wing conspiracy theory? Liberals will start offing Republican voters to prevent a Trump reelection in 2020
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Thu July 05, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pruitt resigns, Former FOX exec takes over as WH communications director and the short list for SCOTUS is at three. It's time to drink and learn stuff from the MSNBC Prime Time block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Writer who has never seen "Pawn Stars" tells us about the museum one of the experts runs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to deep-right trolling, here are liberal letters from the Second Civil War: "My Dearest Love, I was captured at the battle of Starbucks and have been forced to watch the Dukes of Hazzard for what feels like eternity"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jaguar takes a cue from the leopards, starts eating Brexit faces
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
It l-l-l-looks like s-s-s-s-Starbucks is g-g-g-g-going to have to c-c-close all its st-st-st-stores ag-g-g-gain
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
First, we had cataclysmic collision with Uranus, now we have the Milky Way having a cataclysmic collision with a "Gaia Sausage". Seems like astronomers have thrown "phrasing" out the window
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Whoever picked Louisiana as the first state to start taxing internet sales after Wayfair step up and collect your prize (-5.2% sales tax)
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Wed July 04, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Wildfire started by Next Generation Climate Justice Action Camp, which isn't the next horrible superhero movie
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Johnny G take down EC3? Will Lucha Royalty be fed to the Reptile Tribe? How many fingers will subby blow off this year? Your 4th of July edition of "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Francis Scott Key famously wrote 'The Star Spangled Banner' after watching the bombardment of Fort McHenry. Meanwhile, I get distracted from writing by internet cat videos. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, bombs bursting edition
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Juneau AK has the earliest 4th of July fireworks show in the country. Show starts at midnight local time, or 4am EST
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
The old man from Pawnstars had a stellar career in the Navy. Interesting factoids here
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 4th of July concert from the US Capitol will feature a Motown group, a Latina Broadway star, a Grammy winning gospel singer, and the Beach Boys. The White House 4th of July concert will feature a pianist named Lola Astanova
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft to touch the sun, possibly taste the rainbow
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Today's Google doodle showcasing state "foods" only proves that you shouldn't always trust Google search count results for data blindly. For starters, the "Buckeye" chocolate candy is associated to Indiana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After discovering an "Impeach 45" t-shirt for sale on Walmart's website, Trump supporters are vowing to boycott the store - meaning most of them will be dead from starvation within about two weeks or so
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite alt-alt-right quip machine, Rick Wilson, starts writing "Second Civil War Letters"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Screaming CEO on the assembly line, mandatory weekend shifts, elevated safety risks & staff starting to quit, sounds like a poorly run company doesn't it Elon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I once thanked an ATM for dispensing money." People share their most embarrassing moments in this legendary Twitter thread. Let's share our own embarrassing moments in this thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The VERY surprising foods that contain more caffeine than a cup of TEA. Apparently, the Daily Fail is very surprised that Red Bull and Starbucks coffee contain lots of caffeine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes dahling, Zsa Zsa's former Bel Air mansion is now up for sale
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson stars in a massage parlor epic Rub & Tug and this is surely fake news?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you defend nazis, expect to be shunned. When you're shunned, you start to drink. When you drink, you write rambling op-ed pieces. When you write rambling op-ed pieces, you get mocked on Fark.com. Don't be Alan Dershowitz, don't defend Nazis
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
It isn't a planet until it gets out of the star's womb
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Patriots are 6-1 favorites to win the Super Bowl and Eagles are 10-1? Reasonable. News: Packers are 14-1 and Saints 18-1? Little pessimistic maybe. WTFark: Chargers are 16-1 favorites (bonus, their starting tight end is out for the year)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Which company has the stones to start throttling mobile data usage only two weeks after Net Neutrality's demise? Exactly who you'd expect
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Belgium hilariously confuse Japan's Shinji Kagawa with WWE star
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers don't even wait until the ink is dry on LeBron's contract before they start trolling him
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I'm not sure why, but the telly just mentioned Aneurin Bevan, who was mostly responsible for starting the NHS in the UK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During her visit to one of the concentration camps, Melania Trump asked the interned children if they had started to make friends with one another
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Sat June 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the year 2021 we'll need 51 stars on the American flag
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
New York lawsuit against Trump foundation could start in October.... Surprise
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rumble Pony Tim Tebow chosen for the All-Star team. Really. Stop laughing. He did it. Don't be jelly
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
"Adrift" star Shailene Woodley says she maintained a 350 calorie a day diet during filming. Several supermodels immediately call her a glutton
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Preparations for the biggest swingers festival in Europe are well underway. Drop your linen and start your grinnin'
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Fri June 29, 2018
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
The LA Angels were sure this was their year, picking up a real shortstop, a real third baseman, a real second baseman, re-signing a star left fielder, and signing a superstar pitcher/DH to help out Mike Trout and Albert Pujols. It wasn't
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Do you want Robocop? Because this is how Omni Consumer Products started it all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chugging a beer in one hand and holding a squirming baby in the other. It's the Australian way
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama says stop moping and start voting. Justice Kennedy stepping down may not quite be what it seems. Trump wants to change asylum rules. Ohio GOP want teachers to "out" transgender students to parents. FHF to you. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The words "Hey lady, your dog just took a shiat all over the carpet" is not something you want to hear while waiting in an airport. The dog owner didn't like it either
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In consideration of civility re: journalist killings, may I present Dana Loesch, who claimed journalists should be "curb stomped" and are "rat bastards" and "a boil on the backside of American politics"
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(Decider)
 
Weeners
 
Patricia Clarkson says her co-star Justin Timberlake in 2011's "Friends with Benefits" is "gifted below the waist"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless man headbutts windscreen
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former NFL star Jerry Rice says he could still play in the NFL at age 55. At least as long as the team he is on plays Cleveland every week
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Like underboob cleavage? Swimwear label promoting the 'upside down' bikini (NSFW)
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era, as SpaceX launches their last previously-used Block 4 Falcon 9 to the ISS. Liftoff scheduled for 5:42 AM Eastern time, oontz starts about 5:25
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Thu June 28, 2018
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Colin Trevorrow explains how The Book of Henry is a carbon copy of Star Wars. No wonder Lucasfilm fired him
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"North Korea continues to build its nuclear program while protesters in Portland are being confronted by police and violence is continuing in...OMG JULIA ROBERTS NOW HAS AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Business magnate Richard Branson couldn't afford a house when he started out, so he bought a houseboat instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un fires another military officer. Sorry, meant to say fires AT another military officer
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Astronomers dazzled by a brilliant supernova apparently haven't ever checked the resale value of one
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Huge, puffy alien planet wants to be friends
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Along with their horrible ruling on unions the swing vote Supreme Court Justice decides in the middle of a contentious midterm election season to retire. Goddamnit. Your MSNBC thread may start at 8 p.m. ET, but heavy drinking starts now
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Odd cigar-shaped space object, Oumuamua, was a comet after all. Large pear-shaped object, Yourmama still a mystery
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
If FIFA wants soccer to be taken seriously, it needs to start keeping accurate time on the scoreboard, just like entertaining sports do
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Why humans started kissing. How much extra it can cost, not addressed
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Crime in Baltimore is out of control. Also that bastard stole my hat
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study reveals rapid evolution may have saved the starfish. HIGH FIVE
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*croak*
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In case the Time cover isn't enough to start 45's tweet storm
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you stole a rare alligator from a pair of TV stars and set a reptile sanctuary on fire, police warn that you may be close to overdosing on Florida
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Russian pop star who helped arrange July 2016 Trump Tower meeting has a music video saying Trump has betrayed his Russian friends who have a video of him with sex workers in a Moscow hotel room
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The poop-show continues. The SCOTUS upholds Trump's Muslim ban. The girls are still missing and kids are still separated from their parents, and they're still incarcerated indefinitely. Drink. It's your MSNBC thread. Hard drinks start at 8 p.m. ET
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Having started only seven games in his career, some NFL players think it might have been a bit early to include Jimmy Garoppolo in the Top 100 Players
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Cool: Dodge Charger. Cooler: 1972 Dodge Charger. Coolest: Roberto Clemente's 1972 Dodge Charger. (Warning on the auto-play, but with a 1972 Dodge Charger, you want it to start right up)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Strrrrtlyt spotted over Wales. Ey wnttybyllyv (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans want teachers to start reporting boys to their parents if said boys aren't acting manly enough in school. No word yet on whether wide stances will be suspect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's the weirdest food mashup you've ever created? Was it good?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's brother and wife are toxic. When they asked us to be godparents, we accepted and started a savings account for our godson. They wiped the savings, paid off credit card debt, but put the money back. Should I be angry?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In an effort to boost sales, Starbucks stages iguana fights in the parking lot
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Mon June 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twitler starts the morning by attacking a restaurant then follows up by issuing a threat to a sitting member of Congress. And kids are still in concentration camps and Puerto Rico is still suffering greatly. Monday MSNBC Thread. Yay. FML .(8PM EDT)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
While the DJ and the Mrs are off celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) will bring you a "tripleheader". Start off with some selected love songs, then selections from two charts from 6/25/83, Billboard & Dr Demento
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Break out your "I know a guy" memes. Pawn Stars star goes to the great appraiser in the sky. No not that one, the old one
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Tired of being run over by ships in Alaska, whales start striking back
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Aircraft makes illegal beach landing and pilot evades local authorities on foot. Authorities express concern that this could lead to another useless side plot in the next Star Wars movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because he has Tender Heart, man proposes to Lady at Lionel Richie concert. Their Endless Love will last All Night Long and involve Dancing on the Ceiling. No doubt she'll yell "Do It to Me" on wedding night
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The week is just starting and Trump is already insulting the Red Hen folks on Twitter. It's only downhill from here, let's get drunk
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(CBR)
 
 
 
And Star Wars has jumped the shark. The new Obi Wan movie is going to be direct-to-streaming
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mancunians who bought £100 Billy Joel tickets enraged at Old Trafford stage setup that prevented them from seeing most of the performance. They didn't start the ire
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that the tax cuts are law, it looks like deficits matter again. Better start cutting spending
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's unfair the Dodgers can just buy all the best players like Ross Stripling and Joc Pederson. A poor team like the A's would never be able to get a superstar like Max Muncy
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Fri June 22, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says fark it to immigration reform. Trump says fark you to the EU and wants to start an auto trade war them. The SCOTUS says cops need a warrant to search your cellphone data. FHF is here. Your viva la resistance MSNBC thread starts at 8pm ET
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jane the College Benefactor
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Homeless man accused of starting a fire that destroyed three businesses tried pouring beer, urinating on flames to extinguish blaze
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A lawyer for a porn star is going to save us all, isn't he?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans go wild for "hottest" Russian supporter at World Cup. Then go even wilder when they discover she's a porn star (NSFW)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey you, yes you, stop staring at Elastigirl's butt
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How did Jack Black wind up starring in a no-budget elf-human fantasy romance film made by a director who has never found funding or distribution for his movies?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Your mental picture of the day: "Fox News once attacked Barack Obama for eating Dijon mustard. Trump could launch a surprise nuclear attack on the city of Dijon and Sean Hannity would orgasm"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney decides that if it can't get all the money, it doesn't want any, cancels Star Wars spinoffs
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll back off his administration's family separation policy, and manages to blame Obama for it. The shiatshow continues at The White House. The resistance continues here. It's your MSNBC thread. Strong drinks start at 8 p.m. ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Dakota Kai untangle Bianca Bel-hair? CAN Pentagon Dark survive Matanza Cueto? HOW will The Mighty fair against the War Raiders? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Maybe they can even put a galaxy around a cat's neck?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett bought a pinball machine for $25 in 1946 and started 'the best business I was ever in'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump at G7: "He stood up, he put his hand in his pocket... and he took two Starburst candies out, threw them on the table and said to Merkel, 'Here, Angela. Don't say I never give you anything.'"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to get an audience with the Queen next month. The following month, he'll start knighting people praising colonialism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Big banks are starting to mess around with complex, high-risk derivatives like credit default swaps again, but don't worry. After everything they learned from the last crash, there's no way this blows up in their face again
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Watch A-10's make a compelling case to be the Rebellion's ground attack fighter of the future as they swoop through the legendary Star Wars Canyon
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to close 150 under-performing stores next year, bringing their total number of locations down to 6.4 x 10^8
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Photos show man plug in huge PlayStation 4 setup on NYC train, obliviously game away across multiple seats. People didn't start to freak out until the shoe removal
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
John Cleese describes Belgian audience as "fat, lazy, beer-sodden, pseudo-French bastards." On the positive side, they weren't Dutch
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old mystery of eclipsing star to be solved in 2037, so mark your calendars
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old mystery of eclipsing star to be solved in 2037, so mark your calendars
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here's what Americans can do about the rapidly decreasing Antarctic ice sheet: Go back in time to 2000 and vote for the least stupid guy. Failing that, invest in some hip-waders and start purchasing property 20 miles inland
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Star Lord dates Terminator
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: The Next Generation' sequel in the works at CBS starring Patrick Stewart. Bonus: The man looks pretty much exactly the same
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Complain like it's 1999, "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" is easily the worst sequel ever made in the entire history of ever
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Hello. What have we here? (Star Wars IX spoiler alert)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: $500,000. One 1962 Lockheed Jetstar, no engine, 2 previous known owners, shag carpeting, red velvet seats, A hundred 40-year-old fried pb and banana sandwhichs in the overhead bin. Fumigation not included in offer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 23 years; we have 4 children. He started picking fights with me; we saw a marriage counselor. I learned he'd had affairs and our counselor told him not to tell me. Who should I be angrier at?"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
DHS Chief Nielsen is offended that people would say she is trying to send a message just because earlier today she said "To start off with, I'd like to send a message"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remain seated please. Permanecer sentados, por favor. This is your MSNBC thread. Ride starts at 8 p.m. ET. It's going to be a crazy week
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mars is about to be the closest it's been to Earth in 15 years. Wait wasn't this a Futurama episode?
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear hospitalized after trying to join Katie Spade & Anthony Bourdain's trifecta
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Porn star Republican Stormy Daniels ponders whether she should run for president
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump admin apparently started a Republican Separation policy
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Sun June 17, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Ronda win her first title in WWE? Will WWE finally get its first Japanese top title holder? Will Roman-Jinder steal the show in the main event? Who walks out with the briefcases? MITB PPV, New 7pm ET start on the WWE Network
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And the person who advised Trump to start concentration camps for immigrants was none other than Stephen Miller, architect of the Muslim ban
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Has "clean slate, fresh start" ever worked out for anyone playing for the Raiders?
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(Rising Apple)
 
 
 
Mets starters have MLB's best earned run average since May 20 at 2.60 - so of course they're 8-17 in that stretch
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The unwritten rules of staying at a hotel include not letting your child run screaming down the hallways, don't leave your room naked, and don't tip the bellhop with a Starbucks gift card
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Having trouble falling asleep? Eight hours of Star Trek: TNG Transporter Room Ambience with conversations included from beam ins and beam outs should cure even the worst bout of insomnia
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt won't rule out a return to Pawnee
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones is "not sorry for being pretty, rich... married to a movie star" or being bipolar
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Manafarked. It's your FHF MSNBC thread. It's barely noon and the day screwed. Let's face it. You're not going to get any work done. So come join the unofficial fun. If you have to get work done the official fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After Cambridge Analytica broke up amidst criminal investigations by multiple countries, its employees started a new company doing the same things for the same people
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover stardust on Earth older than our Sun. Still unclear when the visiting alien's spacecraft arrived, or when they'll attack
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Supermassive black hole eats a star for dinner then shows its appreciation with a massive burp
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest that to jumpstart life on Mars, we should take our deep-sea bacteria and jettison it onto the Red Planet ahead of time, where they will evolve into Martians and simultaneously create oxygen for future Martians
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
After all the stories and headlines about how good Arrested Development is, I've folded and started watching it. Midway through Season 1 - Does it get better?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery showrunners fired after going full Shatner on the writing staff
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, 'cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Foundation sued by New York AG, IG says Comey shoulda kept his mouth shut, and Sarah Sanders doesn't care about other peoples' kids. It's your Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm ET
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(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Ovi & the Cup have been celebrating for a week, but there's one last playoff game. Game 7 of the Calder Cup final plays out the AHL season tonight. Baby Leafs(ٳ) v. Baby Stars.. coverage starts at 7PM ET. There will be no floor show. NHL network, TSN2
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(US Open)
 
 
 
Round 1 of The US Open at storied Shinnecock Hills is underway. Streaming is up at usopen.com, and TV coverage on FS1 starts 8:30 CDT. Speith, McIlroy and Lefty are the first feature pairing in golf's sternest test
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is suddenly alarmed about Russian spying, blackmail, which apparently started January 20, 2017
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Out-of-control wildfire near Carson City was started by...oh, crap
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mayo candidate leaves twitter after harassment. Mustard and Ketchup candidates to follow
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
You can become a millionaire at this age by saving this much money each year starting at this age. See how easy that is?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely Madlibian: Brad Pitt rides bike in London amid custody negotiations with estranged wife Angelina Jolie
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Neutron stars usually don't collapse to form black holes. Thanks to measuring the pressure inside a proton for the first time, we have a hint as to why
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
*A CHALLENGER APPEARS* Who is the New Management? Can anyone stop Pentagon DARK? Do you care about NXT tonight? Lucha Underground returns to "Wrasslin' Wednesday", which starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey and WWE Network
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Illinois' Republican congressmen send letter to Trump opposing any kind of mercy for former Gov. Rod Blagojevich, so start booking five-star dinner reservations for him next week
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Van Susteren: "But he's starved them. He's been brutal to them. He still loves his people?"..... Trump: "Look, he's doing what he's seen done, if you look at it." And there it is (full interview)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roseanne really feels bad about her behavior and that it's cost jobs and money for her costars. She may even forgo her part in future profits. Damn, she is definitely not a Republican. Ever meet a Republican who feels bad about anything, ever?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently if you're an intern for Martina McBride, you're expected to do all sorts of menial tasks. Another guy says no, that's against the intern handbook that does not exist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge hemorrhoid found on Milky Way's hole
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A bridge too far: Sex with Animals and the City
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫ Just a good ol' boy ♫ Never meanin' to fail ♫ Owes a bundle to his ex, but he's clearly bouncing checks ♫ So his ass is in jail ♫
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Toxic fandom and bad writing is killing the Star Wars franchise, mostly bad writing but fanboys aren't helping
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan finally have a good match because he's not facing Cass? Can we get a Becky Lynch, and now? What is a Money In the Bank summit? This is your Smackdown threat. Starting at 8 PM Eastern on USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dotard-In-Chief has legitimized a dictator, Senate blocks ZTE's bribe to Trump, Net Neutrality is officially repealed, and other stuff. Welcome to your It's Only Tuesday? MSNBC Discussion Thread - Start time 8 pm EDT
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America Presents: Punch Drunk Love 2: Punch Drunk Lovesick Singalong, Starring "Punchy" Low IQ Robert DeNiro
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(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought hockey was done? Well think again, it's game 6 of the Calder Cup Finals between the Toronto Marlies and the Texas Stars. Puck drops at 7 EDT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gibson served in Honduras, Beirut, Norway, the Philippines, and Desert Storm. He went on to win the Legion of Merit with Gold Star and Bronze Star with Combat Distinguishing Device. His dying words: "Can't you idiots learn how to DRIVE?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UNC psychologists interview 511 American Christians, use their perceptions of God to create composite God avatar who is youthful, feminine, ethnically ambiguous, and ready to deliver salvation all over their faces
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to Hannity, Korea will start giving up nukes any second now. Is Hannity really this stupid or does just look this stupid? I'm going with looks stupid
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
In the Star Wars universe, those who do not remember history are doomed to sequel it; those who do, apparently, make prequels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Listen up, corksuckers. The mother-farking corksucking Deadwood movie starts farking filming this farking fall. Got that, you c*nts?
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Hey, Randall started posting What-Ifs again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Reality TV star pleads guilty to DUI in fatal crash. I know, really narrows it down, huh?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Waitress shows initiative, starts skimming credit cards her first day on the job
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's one thing for a starting pitcher to give up enough runs that he has to come out of the game. It's another thing entirely to give up so many runs that he feels like he has to retire on the spot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Astronomers find source of mysterious microwaves. Didn't even know there was a Costco in that part of the galaxy
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Nia and Rousey heel/face swap again? Are Bo and Axel due for a title run? Reigns and Jinder ZZzzzzzzzz. Raw starts at 8PM ET on USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump and Kim Jong Un get together for a selfie. Trump learns the Germans aren't all fun and games at world summits. Welp, it's only a Monday, but it feels like a FHF. It's your MSNBC thread. It officially starts at 8pm ET, but unofficially starts now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Arsenal star Patrick Vieira named Nice manager, swell guy, top chap
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
New stars are predominantly blue, not pink. So why do new star-forming regions and galaxies turn pink instead of blue?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda teases its new RPG, Starfield. Oh, and Elder Scrolls VI
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Sun June 10, 2018
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Good News: Leaked scene description shows Star Wars 9 won't copy scenes from previous Star Wars films. Bad News: They've moved on to copying from other Lucasfilm franchises
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel starts at pole, Hamilton at P4 and hoping that Verstappen is Mad Max. It's the opposite of Monaco, the Montreal Grand Prix. Green Lights at 2:10pm ET
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC reporter discovers that some Star Wars fans are kinda assholes. Wait until he learns about the lack of ethics in video game journalism
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump pulls out of something else that isn't a porn star
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Justify take the Triple Crown with a win at the Belmont Stakes? Or will some other horse deny him a win and be the star of the night? It is the 150th edition of the Belmont Stakes, post-time at 6:37 PM ET and it will be aired on NBC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eunice Gayson, who starred as Sylvia Trench, the first Bond girl, has died at age 90
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Chrysalis returns to exact her revenge on Starlight Glimmer and the Mane 6 Will there be exposition about a complicated plot, or will she just hire a hitpony? Find out on My Little Pony - The Mean 6 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Imagine a good news story starting with "Imagine you're stuck in the Australian desert. Your car has broken down, and there's no sign of another person for miles." Yeah, nah
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Fri June 08, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If Democrats want to start winning elections, perhaps they should try voting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels' former attorney says I started this gravy train and I'd like a huge bowlful please
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Al Pacino reduced to starring in a Tarantino film
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Everything you think you know about absinthe is a dirty lie. For starters, absinthe does not now - and never did - make people hallucinate
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is going to wing it on NK. Ivanka colluded with Cohen and Russians. Two EPA aides resign because Pruitt is the worst. Trump is mad he can't watch porn in the White House. It's your "Jesus, it's only Thursday?" MSNBC thread start time 8pm EDT
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
Melissa Benoist set to star on Broadway as the lead in Beautiful: The Carole King Musical. Here she is singing an unreleased Carole King song about the wonders of soft vanilla ice cream
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You know it's the NHL finals when Canadians start acting like Floridians. Grab some maple syrup, say you're sorry, and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, May 27-June 2 O Canada Edition
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(NASA)
 
 
 
What happens when the solar wind suddenly starts to blow significantly harder? Here comes the science
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration plans to consolidate all welfare programs in a single cabinet department, which he can then gut and starve
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The trailer for the re-re-remake of A Star is Born has been released. Lady Gaga's quest for an EGOT is going quite smoothly
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Wed June 06, 2018
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
He hitchhiked to town and spent his first night sleeping on a park bench. He tried out the next day and was on his way to 10-time all star career and HOF shoo-in. RIP Red Schoendienst at 95 years young
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
In the year 2030 an alien civilization from the Luyten's Star system receives a message from Earth: ♫ oontz oontz oontz oontz ♫
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Kairi Sane and Lacey Evans settle their score? DOES Shayna Bazler fear Nikki Cross? DO YOU CARE about TM61's heel turn? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue June 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you leave a three star review on Yelp for Bigfoot, expect a stomping
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oliver Luck hired as Commissioner and CEO of the doomed before it starts XFL reboot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A rare copy of one of Prince's Albums has been found. It was in Canada, so you probably won't have heard of it
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Pioneered by Microsoft as "embrace, extend and extinguish", all American tech giants now actively patrol the "kill zone", eliminating startups and scaring off any VCs inclined to fund them
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
University of Michigan starts pilot tests of driverless shuttle system. Jim Harbaugh pissed, because "Driverless Shuttle System" is the code name of his quarterback development program
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Mon June 04, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good Lord have mercy. The day is hardly half over, but a ton of stuff, from Trump's unhinged Twitter rant to the Supreme Court ruling not to bake gay cakes, have hit. Let's get the drinking started. It's your MSNBC thread. Party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Detroit: Become Human, gaming's attempt at Westworld or Blade Runner, does a fair old job of simulating the evolution of free-will. Oh, and Starship Troopers' Clancy Brown plays a misanthropic drunken detective in it. So that's always a plus
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Dissatisfied with your recent shoe purchase? File a one star review on Yelp. Of course, you may have other options, if you're Zeus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman flashes breast on Google Maps. Fark: Breast receives hundreds of five-star reviews
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eighteen shows that managed to survive after some big-name stars were fired or departed from the series
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
It's time to start doing nothing because technology has overwhelmed us
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Astronomers locate neutron star over 200,000 light years from Earth, cannot confirm whether it is dancing or not
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Like a moon dropping on Chewbacca, Solo's second weekend looks to be a crushing disaster
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Who the hell has a festival dedicated to rhubarb, the most disgusting vegetable known to man? Oh, yes, the midwest
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Fri June 01, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered galaxies with no stars in them. Glad to know we finally found where Frank Stallone lives
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Starting Tuesday, Delaware will have legal sports gambling. Still barely a reason to visit and subby lives in Delaware
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh, nothing much, just a C-17 cargo plane practicing its attack run on the Death Star in Rainbow Canyon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Crow" remake which has been on and off and on and off and on and off again is now off again as the film has lost its star and director. Again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt wants everyone to cut Star Lord some slack for his huge blunder in Avengers: Infinity War (SPOILERS)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More limitless than the Steam Workshop, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Dark Mod an open source Thief-esque game. What have you been playing? Stellaris: Distant Stars? Battletech? Side note: how about some after-action reports?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most effective way to get a presidential pardon is to: A) Start a charity B) Mentor disadvantaged youth C) Appear on a reality show the president used to host and produce
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When referring to a Australian sports star named Mason Cox, you really shouldn't ask a female co-host if she 'loves the cox' while on live TV
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump wants to pardon Blagojevich and Martha Stewart, Trudeau trumps Trump on tariffs and Samantha Bee's job threatened for telling the truth. This is your Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8pm ET
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Um, yeah, you may now address me as DOCTOR Vin Diesel, thaaaaaaaaaaaaanksabunch
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Nickelback star selling home for $4.88 million and 95 cents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Happy Covfefe Day
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
First step: blame Ambien. Second step: Blame Michelle Obama. Third Step:???
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Dakota Kai pull an Ace over the Queen of Spades? WILL EC3 win his third match? WHO really is Bianca Belair? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lordy there are tapes, Roseanne blames Ambien, Gowdy debunks Trump on Fox News, Trump flat out says he wishes he hadn't picked Sessions, Fed Reserve wants banks to make riskier bets. It's WTF Wednesday for your MSNBC thread, start time 8 pm EDT
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Random explosions happening in two counties in PA. On an unrelated note, the same two counties just started allowing fracking. Strange. And completely unrelated
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aides start eating their own after brutally turning on each other in war on leaks. Yes, it is delicious
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Rare version of Starship Enterprise created by Star Wars designer Ralph McQuarrie can by yours for only 40,000 Federation credits
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brigitte Nielsen announces she's pregnant.....at 54 years old
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
All-star identity thief copies LinkedIn resume, lands six-figure job, GETS PROMOTED five months later. Since you're reading this on Fark....
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
How do you train for the first sanctioned U.S. bare-knuckle fight in 130 years? Start by punching a brick wall to build up bone density
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In terms of training it was kind of a tall instead of a venti, but 175,000 Starbucks employees got four hours of training to understand racial bias. This is what happened
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with another porn star
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(Investor Place)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses its buzz with only 2% growth in the last quarter, as customers grow tired of buying a cup of coffee with their last quarter
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Tue May 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gynecologist sues patient for $1 million over one-star Yelp review, which has so far cost the patient $20k defending herself
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This is Roseanne's Katrina
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, your local Starbucks is closed for mandatory common sense training today. Where will you get your coffee instead? Do you think the chain will lose customers after they try McDonald's, Caribou, or a good local place? It's Coffee Talk
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Solo's abysmal box office draw force Disney to rethink their oversaturated Star Wars strategy? No
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Want to watch good Star Wars and not the mess that is Solo or the prequels? Then turn on Netflix and enjoy The Clone Wars
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The investigation into Trump and Russia did not start with Drunkadopoulos, but with highly classified signal intelligence from various allied and domestic intelligence agencies
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What could possibly go wrong?" news, California starts issuing digital license plates
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
How Star Wars should use Han after Solo. I've got a bad feeling about this
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On yet another day ending in "y", Trump is an embarrassment on Twitter, then gets called out for it. Melanie may or may not be headed back to NYC and we're still watching MSNBC Prime Time, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anyone here familiar with the Star Wars Death Star? eBay is auctioning a piece of it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants to Toronto Blue Jays: I'll see your Russell Martin starting at shortstop and raise you Pablo Sandoval starting at 2nd base
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The "Star Child" from Kubrick's 2001 is still out there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Daniel Ricciardo has the pole with Vettel outside him and Hamilton starting third. Stock the fridge and grab a comfy chair as this is the start of the annual Ironbutt challenge with the Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix at 9am EDT on ESPN
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(Independent)
 
 
 
First baby born in twelve years on isolated Brazilian island where childbirth is prohibited due to the remoteness. Fark: It's all cool though, since the mother had no idea she was pregnant until the kid started coming out in the toilet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman's archival papers reveal the actor had misgivings about starring in Harry Potter
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ranking all the Star Wars movies on a scale of "Solo" to "Empire Strikes Back"
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Sat May 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Rockets finish off the Warriors in Oakland? Or will the Warriors prevail to force a Game 7? It is your Western Conference Finals Game 6 thread, the fun starts at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Revisiting Star Trek, nearly a decade after they boldly went again
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just what you need at the start of a busy holiday weekend: a drawbridge that won't close
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie have more stories about his terribleness during the campaign leak? Will Giuliani still have a job after today? Will Australia start sending rabid koalas to Russia? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
According to inside sources, the reason that the North Korean summit fell apart is that a Bolton worked its way loose and started rattling around in Trump's head
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
If you were in National City, CA yesterday and thought that you smelled someone starting their holiday BBQ early, you were grossly mistaken
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Never start a trade war in Asia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You never call, you never write, and after all I've sacrificed for you, you bastard
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Race horse breaks loose and starts running around track on live TV. Reporter: Hold my mic and clipboard
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Solo's box office forecast is so low it's probably going to be the Justice League of the Star Wars franchise
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The city leaders of West Hollywood CA, will present porn star Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City, instead of one to their secret apartment in the hills as is more traditional
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrasslin Wednesday is here. Can Velveteen Dream and Ricochet coexist to beat Lars Sullivan? Will Nikki Cross freak out Dakota Kai more? Will Heavy Machinery get revenge on TM61? Wrasslin Wednesday starts at 8PM EDT on the 999
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner finally passed his background check, Paul Ryan may have more time to get to the gym and flat head worms may become the new garden delicacy in France. Yep it's a WTF Wednesday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Clint Walker, star of TV's 'Cheyenne,' heads to the big ranch in the sky
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Check out this tweet from Yank Schrader ... oops, I mean Hank Schrader
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved to a new city nine months ago; I've started building a group of friends, mostly coworkers and roommates. I turn 30 soon; no one is planning on throwing a party. Would it be gauche to plan my own milestone and invite them?"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Nick Foles preferred being second-string in Philly to starting in Cleveland
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