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headlines found matching 'Squirrel'
Fri January 14, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roseanne's daughter remembers the good ol' days, like the time she was handcuffed and taken to the Utah wilderness and ate a squirrel leg. Two Beckys approve
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Wed January 12, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The rescuers attempted to extract the squirrel, "but it quickly became apparent that it wasn't coming out on its own"
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doggo zones out on squirrel videos while the humans party. Apparently it's the only way to keep him calm
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYC squirrels are doing their part to clear the snow
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Wed January 05, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
How the microwave was invented by a physicist feeding squirrels. I know, sounds nuts
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Wed December 29, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Christmas Story about a sweet blind White Squirrel
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Vicious squirrel attacks town, leaves townspeople 'afraid to leave their homes' after gnawing on 18 people. No word if he has rabid swollen nads (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Worker squirrels of the world, unite
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Sun December 19, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Stuff you find squirreled away in an old barn: Rusty tools, old cars, 18th- and 19th-century rifles and pistols as well as a Native American silver Concho belt, broken toasters. Hold up. Call the FBI
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Thu December 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wingsuit daredevil taunts the volcano god, becomes first to fly in and out of an active one
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Tue December 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nuts trap a squirrel as the circle of Fark continues
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
In response, Fark's squirrel was quoted as saying "damn. Dat ass"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
In response, Fark's squirrel was quoted as saying "damn. Dat ass"
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nutsack squirrel hates those Jays
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Griswold style display could cost you an $11,000 fine from the FAA. Squirrel in the Christmas tree out front should have told you
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Super Pets have arrived to save the day
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surprised squirrel
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
That time Moose and Squirrel preempted Castro and Kennedy. "The explanation still makes more sense than using a desk as protection against a nuclear weapon"
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Squirrel scores a touchdown during a college football game
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finnish cat squirrel with mittens. No, I don't know. Still I need one
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Thu November 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Watch a friendly squirrel hold hands with a woman
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Mon October 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Artist declared not a spy, will be released from customs custody. Yes, customs can hold you up - if you're a robot. Please click on all squares showing a squirrel
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It is not reported whether the squirrel had larger than average testicles
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Mississippi state rep says Roe v Wade will be overturned because a hawk ate a squirrel, or something
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Fark mascot's Scots cousin asks if you even lift, bro
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
John Cleese explains how he passed time during the pandemic: "I had a little balcony and I had a little squirrel that visited me. And there were some birds that started hopping into my living room. But then the squirrels started coming in"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spooky squirrel says this is the greatest squirrel feeder ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Garland sends the FBI to go after anti-CRT nuts for being nuttier than a squirrel with a shiatload of guns and no sense of remorse
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Sun October 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Squirrel rings doorbell and goes nuts
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out Chevrolet's new Walnut powered Avalanche
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Now as we all know, a squirrel likes to hide his nuts in many odd places where the sun doesn't shine on 'em. Like this guy's car. And 42 gallons of walnuts
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