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headlines found matching 'Squirrel'
Mon November 23, 2020
(Penn State University)
 
 
 
Keep an eye out for blue squirrels
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
Weeners
 
Rotten luck as squirrel rescue ends with flea-bitten penis
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Drunk squirrel, because 2020
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Fitzhugh)
 
 
 
Important warning: do not let moose lick your car. No word on squirrel
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Brain cell DNA refolds itself to aid in memory function. DNA is a commonly used abbreviation for... LOOK SQUIRREL
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Mon November 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's like someone spray-painted a squirrel with Cheeto dust
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out squirrels love Halloween too. (pics)
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Tue October 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Several charged in trafficking operation that trapped flying squirrels in Florida and selling them to buyers in Asia. Among those charged included Russian sounding short male, tall female and possible human-moose hybrid
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida wildlife investigators bust million-dollar flying squirrel trafficking ring. Moose inconsolable
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squirrel
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Thu October 08, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Woman saves four baby squirrels, individually hands them back
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Thu October 01, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Beware the toilet squirrel
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark squirrel moves to Britain
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark squirrel moves to Britain
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Moose sharpens horns on parked car. Squirrel still nuts
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Great British Bake Off poster borrows Fark's favorite well-endowed rodent mascot in new ad for the show
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Squirrel malfunction because 2020
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Squirrel malfunction because 2020
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Sun September 20, 2020
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the forest, flying squirrel smugglers
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Sun September 13, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Two ugly-arsed abandoned baby squirrel gliders now 'inseparable' after Aussie rescue from two different locations. Will probably never fly away from each other
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Mon September 07, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alexei Navalny awakes from coma, is advised to stay away from windows, elevator shafts, and mustached figures complaining about moose and squirrel
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spit and poo alcohols are now on display at the Disgusting Food Museum in Sweden. Oh yes, the squirrel is there - it's not brews, it's Fark
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Sat August 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who's obviously been in isolation too long builds a bar for squirrels with seven kinds of nuts on tap
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Thu August 27, 2020
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
During interview with homeowner who survived Hurricane Laura, Ali Velshi rescues a baby squirrel struggling in a downed tree
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Wed August 26, 2020
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Grandma discovers two bear cubs in her kitchen eating all the peaches and chocolate, and shoos them back through the window using the screen they knocked out. Includes picture of Grandma preparing to open up some whupass
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Let be be finale of seem; the only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream." --Wallace Stevens. Huh, I could go for some fudge ripple right now. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, elliptical edition
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This cute lil' peanut-butter-eating squirrel has better table manners than most of us
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
An alien squirrel found on Mars by NASA rover is just more evidence that Fark and its rodents are more advanced at trying to conquer the universe than previously thought (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu August 20, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Record heat is causing squirrels to sploot
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Record heat is causing squirrels to sploot
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Tue August 18, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Bornean carnivorous tufted ground squirrel, also known as the "vampire squirrel", actually mainly eats one kind of seed. Fark squirrel seen hiding its nuts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White couple arrested for 'launching three-year campaign of intimidation against black neighbor including taunting her with blackface, brandishing guns, repeatedly dumping dog feces in her yard, and shooting dead a squirrel'. Fark: In Long Island, NY
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bridge will prevent squirrels from being run over by traffic if anybody can teach the squirrels to use it
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "You can't do that." Swan: "Why can't I do that?" Trump: SQUIRREL!
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Introducing Squirrel Cam
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day, the one day of the year where the Fark Squirrel is at his most nervous
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
When contactless delivery goes wrong
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ah the good ol' days when you could order a live squirrel monkey from a comic book - a real live bonafide postal monkey delivered through the post - with no take-backsies
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