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Wed November 30, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
So for those of you like me who love getting internet feedback. Which do you prefer, being found Smart or Funny?
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is a person who is able to grow a full head of hair but shaves it all off bald?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(WSET)
 
 
 
There's a hiring Freeze at Auburn
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a job interview tomorrow morning and could use a pep talk. Help a farker out
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
How many of you Farkers hunt? What do you hunt for and how successful are you usually?
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Sun November 27, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: What is your claim to fame?
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Sat November 26, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Gila River Indian Community in Arizona wants you to know that they did not approve of the Real America's Voice TV network featuring Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk airing on their station, and they don't know how it got there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently CBS sports announcers have never seen a Native American name
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark everyone else, what are you buying yourself for Christmas?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I did it. I didn't think I could, but I finally actually did it. What now?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welsh soccer fan takes loss to Iran in stride, compares it to Iran's biggest sports moment ever
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need cookie recipes. Sure, some of you will post the "open package, stuff in face" but some of you are interesting and not troglodytes so lay them on me
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Share a sentence you could use after sex or after Thanksgiving
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Maricopa County GOP Party won't sign off on post-election exam of election equipment because there wasn't enough magenta and the cyan looked kinda suspicious
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you get your daily comics? Links to both comic.com and dilbert.com have been broken for days
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of armed robbery in court. Does he A: Immediately file appeal? B: Go peaceably to jail? or C: Drink bleach?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People should expect to lose money doing sports betting. But not like this
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to create. Welcome, F'artists, to your weekly Arting thread. What fuels your creativity?
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Sports
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Discussion
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Main
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Holiday treats, musicians, energy, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 10-16: Sneaking in the Turkey Edition
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Fri November 18, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue jay beats up owl, and no, this isn't a sports headline
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CBS)
 
 
 
What the heck's a pickleball? Celebrities are playing it tonight for charity, with sportscasting by Stephen Colbert. Will voice actor Justin Roiland do a surprise appearance as "Pickle Rick"? You'll be "Pickled" tink tonight at 8 ㏘ EST on CBS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
VA gets land donation specifically to house homeless veterans. Do they: A: Build housing, B: Do literally anything to benefit veterans, or C: Let a private school build a sportsball field there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gonzaga goes outside of the WCC out of curiosity, immediately regrets it
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
You can now bet on which airline will cancel the most flights over Thanksgiving. JetBlue has 9 to 1 odds. Guess who's the worst?
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents
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(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
In what cannot be called an inspiring journey, former NBA first round pick Donte Greene robbed a gas station in Goshen, Indiana
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten office buzzwords you're using that annoy all your co-workers. List missing: deliverable, crushing it, teamwork, non-value added, real world, real time, virtual meeting, put a pin in it, existential, holistic, etc. etc. etc
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(USA Today)
 
Hero
 
What are the odds that JJ Watt would do the right thing?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Photo of man with longest thumb goes viral
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'From football to fungi: Jake Plummer's new life as a mushroom farmer' is the rare Sports/STEM crossover headline
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Even considering the internet and smartphones, life for Americans was transformed more drastically between 1920-1970 than 1970-2020. Change my mind (tag is preemptively for if subby is proven wrong)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Good afternoon, F'artists. Welcome to your weekly Arting and Crafting thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking of a good casserole for Thanksgiving. What casserole is your personal favorite?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Well it's official, I have the flu. It sucks. Making Jameson Hot Whiskies tonight helps. Share your home remedies below
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kari Lake cuts into Katie Hobbs's lead, making it harder for Kari Lake to win the election. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Dope"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach or losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach?
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Sun November 13, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
A couple of stinkers arrested after nearly $23,000 in perfume stolen from mall
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
RPI retains control of sports' ugliest trophy
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
There are sports cars, viagra, and then there is UFC star Sean O'Malley getting stem cells injected into his penis
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
On Friday, combat sports visionary Dana White introduced the world to his latest creation: Fronthand Backhand
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police: that envelope containing "suspicious white powder" sent to Kari Lake's campaign office contained ... nothing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird food promotions, European royalty, air travel, and kids' toys are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 3-9: Ding Dong Edition
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
How long will my blue checkmark last?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you live in LA and have or plan to have an electric car? Unless you have a home charger, it sucks to be in this empty area
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL: Yeah, the refs TOTALLY blew those calls in the Bears- Dolphins game. We're really not going to do anything about it, but we thought you would like to know. Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu November 10, 2022
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sports Twitter is now a verified hellhole thanks to Elon Musk. Who could have seen this extremely obvious situation unfolding exactly as it has?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is NIL destroying college sports? And if so, isn't that really the point?
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Wed November 09, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's hottest election race: Jablow takes narrow lead for Sedona mayor. Mayor? Jablow, me?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pick a side: Tennis or Pickleball. There can only be one
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
How fast do sports teams sell? Faster than you think. Although you can be kind of slow
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy's defamation lawsuit so now it's totally legal to claim Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women. Also, Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Like any good Texan, Matthew McConaughey interested in being an owner of the Washington Commanders
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cornhole is the Uranus/Your anus joke of sports, change my mind. Also some guy set a record for longest throw
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just used the parental lock to block Fox News in my company's break room. Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Say an uncomfortable word. Difficulty: not 'moist'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Salutations, F'artists. This is your weekly art and crafting thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Finally taking a real vacation on Kauai. What touristy thing should subby do next?
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston's "Mattress Mack's" $10 million bet on the Astros to win the World Series wins a record $75M, the largest payout for a legal sports bet in U.S. history
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Hey Springfield Missouri! Want to really redneck up your tattoos? How about a Chinese food takeout box, a fish wearing a derby hat, or the last words of the man killed in the first wild west shootout at Park Central Square, "Boys, I'm killed"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird sports, '90s pop culture, Florida Man, and unusual real estate for sale are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 27-Nov.2: Septic System Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad day to be a Philadelphia sports fan
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subbette hopes for job interviews soon. What is "business casual" since the pandemic?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Naito's U.S. Title shot end in éxito or fracaso? Can the UE regain the tag belts from FTR? Who will be the finalists in the NJPW WORLD TV Championship Tournament? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
When is the right time of year to start listening to Christmas music?
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
This would be a lot more difficult if it were the Dodgers, Giants, Mets, Padres, Tigers, Twins or Yankees in the World Series
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gather 'round, Farkers, it's time for Fark's 19th annual spooky story thread. Get into the Halloween spirit and share your true ghost/scary stories. 👻 Farkers who bring up politics get thrown into a rancor's pit ☠
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Sun October 30, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA best KENTA and advance to the Semi's? Can Ren Narita get some long-awaited payback on Toru Yano? Are they really jobbing DOUKI to a Young Lion? Day 12 of BATTLE AUTUMN '22 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Board of Elections now investigating whether NY gov candidate Lee Zeldin improperly coordinated with two Super PACs that have spent millions on anti-Kathy Hochul ads
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic sports fan
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Thu October 27, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bo knows football. And that's why he will never let his grandchildren play it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The 2nd Round of the NJPW World TV Title Tournament begins. Can ZSJ invent a new pretzel-hold for Finlay? Will YOSHI-HASHI and EVIL be boo'ed out of the building? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 10 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the Kingof Sports
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
GOP candidate blames "hackers" and deletes his account after he's busted liking "hot mom bods" on Twitter
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
World Series 2022: FiveThirtyEight predicts the Astros will win. Then again, they predicted Astros wins in 2019 and 2021, so there's that
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the "Son of Strong Style" be mauled by the "Stone Pitbull"? Can Yano survive the wrath of Great-O-Khan? How loud will the fans be at Korakuen Hall? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 9 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9 p.m. Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A quick check-in on how Houston's "Mattress Mack" McIngvale is doing with his $10 million bet on the Astros to win the World Series. Tl;dr - So far, so good
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because nothing endears Philadelphia to the rest of the country more than their sports fans
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, creative Farkers, to your weekly Arting and Crafting thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bangladesh floods the Netherlands. Being in "Sports" this should at least make a little more sense
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Sun October 23, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blocked PAT results in player losing helmet and a crazy on the field ruling
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
With the Bubba Attack Robot (BAR) out of comission this week, who'll be causing Hendrick drivers some discord today? Who'll wear a Free Bubba shirt underneath their firesuit? It'll be absolute chaos at the Dixie Vodka 400, 2 PM ET on NBC. Sports
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Taguchi Japan end the HOUSE OF TORTURE's reign of terror? Can the UE find a weakness in LIJ before their Jr. Tag Title match? Is GREAT-O-KHAN ready to kill Yano? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 8 resumes @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Some Wabbit)
 
 
 
Targets stolen from sports club. Obviously, they weren't being used at the time
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
My 2020 Ford escape powerline fault light came on, restarted car to get diagnostic run, light off now and diagnostic provided no info. Have to make 3 hour trip bright early Monday won't be able to get serviced before then, should it be okay?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling claims that Trevor Bauer will never play baseball again. He says that like it's a bad thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pizza, drugs, cars, weird pets, and other things that make for a fun weekend in Vegas are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 13-19: Instant Potatoes Edition
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The firemen having a sudden craving for Doritos was a big clue
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Yankees are down 0-2 because...[spins wheel]...the roof at Minute Maid Park was open
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old hotness: NFL Bad Lip Reading. New cuteness: NFL Mic'd Up: Kids Edition. Now sure if this belongs on the Sports Tab or the D'awwww Tab
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Car wash, yeah I'm ghosting at the car wash
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, seasoned runners and sports enthusiasts: your knees are less likely to hijack the plot if you take care of your ankles
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UFC bans their fighters from betting on UFC fights. In related news, up until very recently, UFC fighters were able to wager on THEIR OWN fights. I'm sure 100% of them bet on themselves to win
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ahoy hoy, creative Farkers. This is your weekly arting thread. Share your projects, ideas, and inspirations
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
New (sports) math: 89 + 87 is greater than 111 + 101
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Our Holy Emperor Taichi one-up SANADA? Can Hirooki Goto upset KENTA? Who did GBH pay off to face 2 Young Lions? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 3 starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Senate race is in play
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle celebrates big sports weekend by smoking like a chimney
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
North American plants, drug dealers, pranksters, and corporate art are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 6-12: Certified Pre-Owned Edition
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Jeff Cobb free us from the curse of YOSHI-HASHI? Can Aaron Henare bring EVIL to his knees? Does the UE launch its own Attack On Titán? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 2 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
If we become regularly flooded with deep fakes that seem as real as authentic media, what will be the best practices for separating truth from fiction?
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Section of Kentucky highway closed after transformer explosion. Optimus Prime inconsolable
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Takagi kill ELP? Can the newest member of LIJ bring them a Titan-ic victory over the UE? Who will be 1st to advance in the NJPW World TV Championship tournament? BATTLE AUTUMN '22: Day 1 starts @ 5:30 AM FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu October 13, 2022
(KX News)
 
 
 
Denver pumpkins are looking to party this Halloween
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you call two people that share an Amazon account? Primates. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where Subby ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. He will let you know
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
High rollin' Houston furniture magnate Mattress Mack is back, this time laying $10 million in bets on the Astros to win the World Series. Something's in it for his customers, too
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all, first post here on fark. So here it goes? I am a small business owner and business has been great but I am just flat out exhausted all the time. Work is all I do. Anyone else struggle with this or have any advice?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Ladies, gentlemen, and all in between; happy new hockey season (except for San Jose or Nashville). Tampa Bay at NY Rangers at 7:30pm ET followed by Vegas at LA at 10; both on ESPN and Sportsnet One
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, that's not the Wallet Inspector
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The rudest things you can do in someone else's house, other than going to Drew's house and drinking all of his bourbon
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If Green Bay's QB can own the Bears and their fans, I guess Green Bay's fans can own London
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, Farkartists, to your weekly Arting thread. Share your creative projects, ideas, and inspirations with us here
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going themeless this week: just share a song you think other people would enjoy or be interested in ... and tell us why you picked that song
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Laxalt, Lombardo, and Trump, descending on Minden to stump. When no one shows up, he'll make something up, and blame Democrats like a chump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Foreign money, music, new laws, and things that happened 60 years ago are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 29 - Oct 5: British Edition
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
You're trapped in a situation where cannibalism may save you. Do you do it?
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
In what will be charming family sports movie in the future, two players from the girls' softball team suit up to save the boys' high school football team from a forfeit
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Thu October 06, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Given that the SEC and Big 10 will both eventually have 90 teams in each conference, the NCAA Tournament is considering expanding to match that total
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Two million dollars? For a baseball? No thank you, I think I can get a bit more for it elsewhere"
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Wed October 05, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Modern times Don Quixote arrested for being a modern times Don Quixote
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seems a tad racist
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Goforth to prison
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Want to play high school sports in Jacksonville? You'll need to let us and a third party track your menstrual cycle
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A pet store where Subby buys his pet fish is closing and relocating and won't be back until spring. He might consider ordering and shipping fish to his place. Anybody bought live animals this way and any other advice?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Bobbleheads to please Siegfried & Roy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
...and the host of the 2029 Asian Winter Games is... Saudi Arabia, which has no winter
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever since 1996
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar claims Kyrie Irving is a comical buffoon who had fish for dinner
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hoping it's a beautiful day wherever you are today. Welcome to your weekly Arting thread
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Two more raped minors needed to travel out of Ohio to get an abortion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was it the Sea-Monkeys were doing in their ad? Playing croquet? I can't remember anymore
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sea critters, weird sports, geography, and royal hoity-toity stuff are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 22-28: Pygmy Hippo Edition
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
30 years later, there's still no memorial for Dahmer's victims. Officials say they can hardly build memorials for every person murdered in Milwaukee. Surprisingly, some people don't like that answer
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dish TV customers: "Hmm, ABC is out. That's OK, I'll watch FX instead. Hmm, that's out too. Fine, I'll just watch SportsCenter. What? You've gotta be kidding me"
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Jif, Peter Pan or Skippy peanut butter? Which is your jam?
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can we finally talk about how stupid Linkedln is?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Legendary Chicago Bears linebacker/new social media director Dick Butkus takes over team's official Twitter account, tweets a pocket video and a bit of "oops, not sure how to delete"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some weird rituals that you do everyday?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to not watch Fox's pathetic excuse of a sports network, the Bonesaw Tour is set to buy airtime on there
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well, she's not kidnapped anymore. You're welcome
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I would like to get involved in my town government, but I have no idea where to start. How do I find out which offices in my town are up for election? How do I get my name on the ballot?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
For the last friendlies before the World Cup, Canada vs Uruguay on Fox Sports at noon, Saudi Arabia plays USMNT on FS1 at 2 PM ET. In UEFA Nations League, it's the Suisse vs the Czechs at 2:45 on FS2. This is your Tuesday Football Discussion Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is picking the last of his tomatoes and peppers from his garden, and seeing what other cold-weathered crops are working for him. This is your Tuesday Gardening thread, and Subby is jalapeno business
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month August 2022 voting for Sports
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a great day to create. What are you working on this week? Welcome to your weekly arting thread
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Yogurt, monarchs, car companies, and the US Postal Service are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 15-21: Red Panda Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Tales of gardening and growing things
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will David Finlay bring the U.S. Title home? Can Tanahashi regain the NEVER Championship? Does Team 6or9 have a plan to dethrone the IWGP Jr. Tag Champs? BURNING SPIRIT concludes in Hyogo at 3:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
And just like that, Chrissy Tiegen ended up on Fark's enemies list
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple to take over sponsorship of the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Look for U2 to play that entire album no one asked for
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals minor league prospect hot dogs his way around the bases ... after flying out
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Team Finlay survive an Elimination Match against the UE? Will the House Of Torture reclaim the NEVER 6-Man Titles? Did KUSHIDA catch monkeypox or something? The penultimate BURNING SPIRIT starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Streamer ItsLiker steals money from fellow streamers, then makes sure his problem becomes theirs. Do not like
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Yeah, Formula 1; starting the Las Vegas GP next year at 1am Eastern Time is really going to get those US eyeballs you desire
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Like watching the NBA, MLB and the NHL? Well, Diamond Sports, which operates 21 regional Bally Sports networks, is about $2 billion in debt and considering bankruptcy
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
I think LIV Golf may be losing the race
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon paid for their Thursday Night Football contract in about... 3 hours
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The town of Hildale UT had banned sports for years because Jesus, or something. That brings us to this year and the biggest sporting event ever held in Hildale: the football game at Water Canyon High School on Aug. 12
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello, inspiring, creative Farkers. This is your weekly arting thread. Share your craft, art, hobbies, or what inspires you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Baltic avenue closes borders to Russians, gains tremendous value without even building a house, much less hotel
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your super secret to public speaking?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: From canoes to carriers, share your stories involving boats
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Tama Tonga & Friends survive an Elimination Match against BULLET CLUB? Will House Of Torture regain the 6-Man Tag Titles? What in God's name happened to Gideon Grey's face? Burning Spirit starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your earliest memory?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Man, British food, sports, and booze are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 8-14: Aubergine Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man on plane to Fled Cruz: "Senator, thank you for everything you've done since Uvalde. All those podcast episodes must have raised a lot of money for you"
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lemon is sour about suggestions that he might have been demoted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American sportswriters: take away helmets from football players and they won't get concussions, look at rugby players, they don't wear helmets and they're fine. 185 former rugby players: Yeah, about that
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Thu September 15, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones is old, and has witnessed some historic sporting events in his day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
De-pluralize a movie, TV series or book title. E.g. Jaw, Star War
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the best thing you ever bought at a garage/yard sale?
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Mississippi Today)
 
 
 
New texts show former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant helping Brett Favre steal welfare money for sportsball cathedral. Bonus: Favre asked if there was "any way the media could find out"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robert Saleh says he's 'taking receipts' on those who post in the Fark Sports tab. Whatever that means
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major US pro sports league suspends and fines racist owner. No, not that one. Nope. Wrong again. Closer. Nope. Jeeze this is hard
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Concussions at school may affect academic preformance. Am we learned nothing?
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Good evening, crafty Farkers. Here is your belated weekly Arting thread
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
This wasn't the first time Arizona has seen a safety handle kickoffs and extra points
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Ryan write an elegy for Vance's political aspirations?
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sports fans that know how to tell their team that they really want them to score a goal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Adventures in dating
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional food, bands ending their run, climate change, and the Emmys are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 1-7: Pumpkin Spice Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need suggestions for a good non-gaming laptop (my old laptop has an Intel Core I3 processor which doesn't support Windows 11). All I want is one that's fast and has a number pad baked into the keyboard..no fancy bells or whistles
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British hot take: Football should have carried on this weekend to serve Queen's subjects, many of whom were fans traveling to matches or stadium workers who needed the money, and now are stuck at home mourning some old lady
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All sports in the UK and the Home Nations are postponed this weekend out of respect for Queen Elizabeth II's passing, affecting millions around the world and maybe like a dozen Farkers
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(Sportscasting)
 
 
 
Kay Adams has returned, and is now the host of a morning show on a website that no one knew had a streaming component
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's daughter passed away last week. I won't ask how to move past it because that's impossible. My question is this: At what point in your life were most of your loved ones alive simultaneously?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG Apple is ready to unveil its iPhone 14 at an event that described as "far out," which could be meant to describe either its price, the likelihood that anything in it represents an actual innovation, or the chance that anybody actually wants it
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Say hello to Teqball, the latest sportsball mashup that is sweeping the galaxy, and is on the verge of becoming the ONLY Summer and Winter Olympic sport in six months
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Work sucks. So do bosses, other employees and customers. Celebrate this Labor Day by sharing your funniest, most horrifying, hilarious or inspirational encounters while at the workplace. We can get through this together
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Labor Day, Artsy- Crafty Farkers. Share the fruits of your creative efforts here in your weekly Art thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby recovered a goldfish bowl about 10 inches tall and 3 inches wide. He wants to turn it into a terrarium. What's some good advice for someone who has never had a terrarium?
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
Hero
 
Doctors Without Borders is operating a hospital train in Ukraine that transports sick and injured people from the front lines to safety in the west. And yes, pets are allowed on board, too
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just discovered oddball docu-series The Rehearsal. What worthwhile shows have you discovered recently that are months (or years) old that you missed when they first aired?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Queen, the Princess, the Yob, and the British Invaders are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 25-31: Personal Data Edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America made a bad bet on sports gambling
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Thu September 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Agent Orange's decision to store his passports with classified documents may be what sends him on a long, long trip
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Wed August 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sportswriter Rick Reilly details in his book, "Commander In Cheat" about TFG's legendary rep (~100 examples) as a golf cheat. Includes stealing a kid's ball in a father/son outing & doing a Mr. Mom Boss Olympics with everything. Me, me me. Me, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore swimming hero Joseph Schooling admits indulging in the jazz cabbage. Most likely in an effort to change sports to, like, um, snowboarding, and stuff
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Rightwing Christians don't want girls to play sports at all. Up next, Christian women's triathlon: Prayer marathon, freestyle sandwich making, speed birthing
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic TV, climate change, Oscar winners, and European geography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 18-24: Mildly Amusing Edition
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The march to the Big 24 continues
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
First Ugo to Philadelphia, then Ugo to Tennessee
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cue the live trumpets, Edwin Diaz is coming in
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Wed August 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fandom? Sports? Hmm, it's a plug for a restaurant, so Food it is
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(Arizona State University)
 
 
 
Arizona State University unveils name for its new sports arena, which will also serve as a public multi-purpose space for things such as business and celebrations
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Ay dios mio, the butter people are back
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As summer fades, let's remember what is really important in the wide, wide world of sports
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In ballsy move, Benin set to abandon Fark's mascot
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, all creative Farkers, to the weekly Fark Arting Thread
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even a Fox News poll has Johnson flaccid in November
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
New Times delves into how 2018 armless Florida Man stabbing Chicago tourist story winds up back in news cycle, answers include: A) inattentive Sinclair TV reporter, B) post trial photo bombing Barstool Sports Pizza Review, or C) jury acquittal. Huh?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Car insurance, cocaine, offensive words, and other things you'll need in Florida are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 11-17: Stop Changing Stuff Edition
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
A quarter of a century after winning its last Super Bowl championship, and consistently being a hair better than mediocre since then, sportsball talking heads postulate once again: Could this be The Year Of The Cowboys?
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Thu August 18, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Everyone ready for the free light show?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Okada become the 4th man in history to win back-to-back G1s? Can Ospreay give us Wrestle Kingdom's 1st-ever, all-gaijin Main Event? Who will go Over The Max? G1 CLIMAX 32: FINAL ROUND begins @ 5:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed August 17, 2022
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin senator Ron Johnson R- Ussia is in a close race with Dr. Oz to see who can sink the fastest in polls
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Rainmaker and the Good Bad Guy. The Commonwealth Kingpin and the Ungovernable One. Who will advance to the Final Round? LIVE from Nippon Budokan, G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 19 starts @ 5:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month July 2022 voting for Sports
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
The Porsche 959 is one of the rarest ever made by the Stuttgart brand, at fewer than 350. The 959 S is rarer: just 29 rolled off the line. Rarer still is the 959 S prototype--only 3 examples are known to exist. The fastest of those can now be yours
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"... their work doesn't show up in the stat sheet." Surely there has to be a stat for sportswriters coming up with "doesn't show up in the stat sheet" for the first time
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(NBA)
 
 
 
A rare sports tab/politics tab crossover that doesn't involve some quarterback saying something monumentally stupid, or Hershel Walker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI returns Trump passports that never appeared on search inventory. Oopsies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite food at a carnival or fair?
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Ryan Fitzpatrick: "Man, I've been around the league a time or two." Josh Johnson: "Hold my beer while I lap the field"
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Experts discuss the feasibility of the dumbest idea since some guy suggested disinfectant as a cure for Covid
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Rainmaker or the Murderhawk Monster win A Block? Can Tama Tonga steal B Block from Jay White? Does the "D" in D Block stand for "Dragon"? From Nippon Budokan, G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 18 starts @ 5:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
Boobies
 
It's a (booby) trap
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a great day to create. Welcome, crafty Farkers, to your weekly Arting thread
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I, for one, am shocked
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will KENTA end Tanahashi's G1 dream? Can David Finlay claim D Block victory? What sadist put Goto and the Young Lions against ALL of the House of Torture? G1 Climax 32: Day 17 starts at 2:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Restaurants, TV hucksters, social media personalities, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 4-10: Fraud Alert Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yuge pro-Trump rally in Palm Springs overruns a parking space, a wheelchair ramp, and threatens to engulf a traffic signal
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Our Holy Emperor Taichi end Jay White's undefeated streak? Will "The Dragon" incinerate Yujiro Takahashi? What tricks does Toru Yano have in store for Jeff Cobb? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 16 starts @ 5:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Gamer)
 
 
 
There will never be another memorable game like Skyrim staying around for a decade. Oregon Trail, Doom, Tetris, EA Sports titles (Madden most years is just modded roster and graphics tweaks) and a few others give writer side-eye
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking at buying a different vehicle. What are your favorite websites to see cars and trucks for sale near you besides zombo.com
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Wed August 10, 2022
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Savvy businesswoman notices people keep coming to her stationery store to buy cards for national-whatever-day, creates "National Stationery Store Day"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever drop a glass cup on the floor and you spend an hour sweeping and vacuuming hoping to get every last piece only to have a shard turn up weeks later? AIGH MY FOOT
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Hirooki Goto hang with the "Ace" Tanahashi? Will Okada get his hands dirty against "Filthy" Tom Lawlor? Does ZSJ vanquish EVIL from this year's tournament? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 15 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Doug ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Doug turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Little League World Series: Good Sportsmanship Edition
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Naito or KENTA stay alive in C-Block? Can Our Holy Emperor Taichi submit Tama Tonga? Can we bribe security to keep Yujiro & YOSHI-HASHI out of the arena? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 14 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Food
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for D'awww
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Fandom
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Entertainment
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Sports
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Whole Foods founder plans chain of wellness centers and cafes where customers will ... I dunno ... overpay even after he sells the whole thing to Amazon?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Arting, Fark Artists. This is your weekly Fark Art thread
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Soggy doggies hang twenty in surfing competition
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A55 RGY will never be the same again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jalen Rose says "Mount Rushmore" term is offensive and should be retired, which was added to the Mt. Rushmore of dumb takes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer cookouts
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Okada bring the rain to JONAH? Can Chase Owens avoid being mauled by the "Stone Pitbull"? What EVIL awaits Aaron Henare in Osaka? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 13 starts @ 1:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat August 06, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Blue passports, Imperial weights and measures, queues at Dover and now a return to 1997: fewer restrictions on driving licences for lorries up to 7.5 tons. Why does every "brexit bonus" involve going back to the past?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Need some recommendations for wireless security cameras and doorbell please
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bad amenities, bad names, bad boy rockers, and bad business are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz. July 28-August 3: Bad Luck Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Read the farking room, Indiana
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Ospreay become the "Dragon Slayer" once more? Can the Great-O-Khan survive the "Switchblade"? What sadist put YOSHI-HASHI and ELP in the same block? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 12 starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri August 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to ESPN Ocho Day. Coming up at noon eastern time is the Pro Breaking Tour, but stay tuned for Pogopalooza and Slippery Stairs. And for you perverts, a little Cornhole action after dark
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to make you lose your hair than DMA and IRQ conflicts it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Unrailed free @ Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: best sports games? Super Baseball 2020? R.B.I. Baseball? Tell us inside
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the "Ace of the Universe" bring an end to EVIL? Will Naito or Henare reach .500 in C Block? Should the arena be evacuated before JONAH battles Jeff Cobb? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 11 starts @ 6:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best bar you have been to?
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Thu August 04, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If by "funny" you mean "completely predictable", then yes, it's funny
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's a soft drink available in the Con US which is sweet but not too sweet? Subby finds that 25-35g of sugar per 16oz is just about right, but his go-to has gone away
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Flashback to when Alex Jones said he helped fund and plan the January 6 march on the Capital
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals. IM LIVID. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the most isolated or remote place you have ever visited? Would you want to live there?
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Wed August 03, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Crypto.com Arena is no longer the worst example of sports stadium naming rights
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In the UK, there's a cover band that performs only songs off "Tony Hawk Pro Skater" soundtracks. Last weekend, Tony Hawk crashed their show and joined in on vocals. Is this sports, entertainment, or fandom?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"High fly ball into Heaven, he is... GONE" Vin Scully passes at 94
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Tourist boom because there's a boom tomorrow
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
First unionized Starbucks in Jacksonville holds hour-long strike. Locals unsure why the store doesn't want to join the Confederacy
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Ospreay FINALLY get his IWGP U.S. Title belt from Finlay? Can the Great-O-Khan conquer the "Stone Pitbull? Does a Suzuki-gun/HoT match count as a national emergency? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 10 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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