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Thu April 15, 2021       Critics outraged that Biden's rail system initiative focuses on boring things like repairs, maintenance, and incremental upgrades, instead of a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car high speed rail project source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 97   Tue April 13, 2021       Oh sure. Let us know how they work out source: ajc.com   |   share: 49         This large Flying V hanging with a speeding boat is the coolest thing you'll see all day source: twitter.com   |   share: 6   Sun April 11, 2021       In his defense, it is pretty easy to miss the speed limit signs when you are going 115 mph source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: 37   Sat April 10, 2021       Police accountability, UK style source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 56   Thu April 08, 2021       Sex Trafficker will be feature speaker at a pro-Trump women's event. Or as Matt calls it: "speed dating" source: politico.com   |   share: 54         Good news, everybody. The Air Force has a new missile, the ARRW, a hypersonic super weapon that moves at 5 times the speed of sound. And once they figure out why it doesn't detach from the airplane's wing when fired, it's gonna really kick some ass source: msn.com   |   share: 146   Wed April 07, 2021       LA Sheriff says Tiger Woods rollover accident due to gritty reboot of Keanu Reeves/Sandra Bullock action film source: msn.com   |   share: 82         Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding source: tmz.com   |   share: 50         Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding source: tmz.com   |   share: 50   Mon April 05, 2021       On the bright side, "Death by Squats" will be the name of my speed metal Jazzercise band source: bbc.com   |   share: 26   Sun April 04, 2021       Not news: Vehicle hits apartment. News: Vehicle hits apartment at high speed. Fark: Vehicle hits second floor apartment after achieving flight source: komonews.com   |   share: 38   Wed March 31, 2021       If you've just been pulled over for speeding and you're trying to bluff your way out of a ticket, it's probably best you don't have a fitness app on your phone that automatically pops up to congratulate you on your new top speed of 120mph source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 19   Tue March 30, 2021       G. Gordon Liddy's American flag speedo has gone to the great hamper in the sky source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 156   Mon March 29, 2021       Coolest spots to get a COVID shot: Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey, the foot of Rio's Christ the Redeemer Statue, Swiss tour boats, Aqueduct Racetrack, Yankee Stadium, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and some random clinic but with Yo-Yo Ma on cello source: slate.com   |   share: 42         Mud-covered Clownshoes. It's the Food City Dirt Race at Bristol Motor Speedway. Coverage rescheduled to Monday at 4 PM ET on FOX due to flooding source: nascar.com   |   share: 379   Sun March 28, 2021     NASCAR dirt race at Bristol postponed to Monday due to rain, flooding. "Baldwin's video shows two ducks swimming in running water in the lot near a speedway entrance" source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: 15   Thu March 25, 2021       What does it take for a number 1 draft pick lineman to be out of the NFL in 1 year? Decision making like this source: usatoday.com   |   share: 12   Wed March 24, 2021       The former head of the Trump Administration's "Operation Warp Speed" has his career photon torpedoed by the USS Me Too source: politico.com   |   share: 37         Mussolini's great-grandson signs his first professional soccer contract. Scouts report that he has incredible speed and is the fascist player on the pitch source: espn.com   |   share: 19   Mon March 22, 2021       They were the linemen for the county source: citizensvoice.com   |   share: 31         1963 Studebaker Avanti Vs 1969 GTO Judge on the dragstrip. The results might surprise you source: msn.com   |   share: 44         Speedy Gonzalez is too fast to be cancelled, gringo pendejo source: latimes.com   |   share: 72         "What could be a worse idea than flying around corners at high speeds on an unstable tricycle with intentionally low traction wheels? Doing it with a small child tied down next to you" source: electrek.co   |   share: 20   Sat March 20, 2021       The largest "potentially hazardous asteroid" of 2021 will pass by Earth on March 21. So what are the drinking game rules for the end of the world? source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 63         High Speed Rail development per country over time. Pay attention to what happens after 2007 source: twitter.com   |   share: 62   Fri March 19, 2021 (Some Guy)       Subby took 2 minutes, 11 seconds, to do the Cookie Consent Speedrun. Ghostery seen politely pointing to its Donate button source: cookieconsentspeed.run   |   share: 22         NY court: STFU and take your measles shots, you god-bothering jagoffs source: timesunion.com   |   share: 50   Thu March 18, 2021       Godzilla is now transporting Portuguese organs at high speed. No, subby did not have a stroke source: thedrive.com   |   share: 16   Wed March 17, 2021       "Why are you walking so fast?" "If I don't, I'll die" source: bbc.com   |   share: 84   Tue March 16, 2021       With the Artificial Speed Force destroyed to restore Barry's proper mind, how can he run fast enough to stop Eva? An old friend risks her life to help on The Flash at 8PM EDT. Then Clark helps Lois on Superman & Lois at 9PM, both on The CW source: imdb.com   |   share: 24         Ford unveiled its new 2021 F-150 Police Responder on Tuesday with speeds up to 120mph. Maybe it should be a F-120 source: msn.com   |   share: 38         "When given the option to buy a speedster, buy a speedster." He's right, you know source: thedrive.com   |   share: 14   Mon March 15, 2021       You can now be spied upon at twice the speed of sound source: indiatimes.com   |   share: 8         You can now be spied upon at twice the speed of sound source: indiatimes.com   |   share: 8         Old and busted: The Little Old Lady From Pasadena. New hotness: The Lead Foot Man from Florida source: msn.com   |   share: 14         Here are five things that can help you adjust to Daylight Saving Time. Never getting out of bed strangely not on the list source: realsimple.com   |   share: 79         "The race then became extraordinary - perhaps one of the most extraordinary in all of the Cup's 170-year history" source: espn.com   |   share: 8   Sat March 13, 2021       If the police chief likes you, you get to take the interceptor on high speed chases. If the chief doesn't like you, you go out rounding up dirt bikes in this source: masslive.com   |   share: 54   Fri March 12, 2021       Honestly, who steals a forklift and then gets into a low-speed chase with the cops? source: fox5sandiego.com   |   share: 49         Astrophysicist says we can 'boldly go where no man has gone before', faster than light travel IS possible under Einstein theory if we use 'warp bubbles' source: thesun.ie   |   share: 32   Thu March 11, 2021       EU OKs Uncle Sam's Johnsons source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         Balls against Walls source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 14   Mon March 08, 2021       Driver dies in toll plaza crash, spills sh*tload of dimes source: wcax.com   |   share: 48   Sun March 07, 2021       BMW drivers persist in complaining and making excuses for why they can't get to gym in under 26 minutes. Still claim no knowledge of turn indicators source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 74         Gallant takes time out of his day to call the Perseverance Mars Rover team at JPL to congratulate them on a job well done. Goofus speeds his day pushing his magic Diet Coke button and ranting at clouds source: youtube.com   |   share: 32   Sat March 06, 2021       Tesla's Autopilot will outdick ANY dickhead camped out in the passing lane source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 93         Mars rover Perseverance throws itself into gear, hits the pedal and lays some rubber with first drive on Red Planet source: upi.com   |   share: 33   Fri March 05, 2021       No, it's not your imagination. Drivers have gotten substantially worse since the lockdowns began last year source: npr.org   |   share: 83         Texas governor says he ended mask order because "we no longer need government running our lives". Why stop there? Let's end restrictive traffic laws like speed limits and traffic lights. And food safety laws that reduce choice of undercooked foods source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 131         Chrome: we begin dropping a new version every 4 weeks this fall. Firefox: bless your heart source: theregister.com   |   share: 18         On maximum fast forward speed source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 25         What is an Ethernet cable? Also when did Ric Romero come out of retirement? source: msn.com   |   share: 241   Thu March 04, 2021       "At present, our standard [for uploads] is 3 megabits per second. But this asymmetrical approach is dated. We need to recognize that with extraordinary changes in data processing and cloud storage, upload speeds should be rethought" source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 15         New study called "Godless in the Great White North" finds that atheists may be just as healthy as devoted believers. Beauty, eh? source: sltrib.com   |   share: 19   Wed March 03, 2021       Andretti sets new world speed record. Difficulty: in a car made of cake source: foxnews.com   |   share: 9   Tue March 02, 2021 (Caribbean National Weekly)       Jah speed, Bunny Wailer source: caribbeannationalweekly.com   |   share: 9         Scientists warn meteorite fragments may have landed in small English town source: theguardian.com   |   share: 15   Mon March 01, 2021 (Some Guy)       It's been a couple of weeks due to work and family priorities, so let's catch up and talk laser cutting in this Fark Maker Monday Thread. This week's link goes to the updated 40W desktop engraver/cutter source: omtechlaser.com   |   share: 43   Sun February 28, 2021       It was 10 years ago that Charlie Sheen had a public meltdown and got dumped from his sitcom. Charlie Sheen now believes those outbursts were "desperately juvenile" source: asiaone.com   |   share: 71   Sat February 27, 2021       Speeding. *Yawn* High speed chase. Meh. High speed chase, with the kids in the car, while pulling a U-Haul? Well, welcome to FARK source: wjactv.com   |   share: 26   Fri February 26, 2021       If you got a speeding ticket in Rhode Island in the 1990s, rest assured they have not forgotten source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: 60         Low-speed police chase: Colorado Edition source: 9news.com   |   share: 16   Thu February 25, 2021       Deciding they don't have a leg to stand on, LA Sheriff's office won't be filing charges in regards to Tiger Woods' car accident source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16   Wed February 24, 2021       TMZ releases shocking video of Tiger Woods driving just minutes before crash source: tmz.com   |   share: 58   Tue February 23, 2021       Faster than a speeding deadline to post a new LIVE thread! More powerful than a regular superhero series! Able to spend 90 minutes in airtime on a single pilot! Look Up on the screen! At 8PM EST it's the series premiere of Superman & Lois on The CW source: cwtv.com   |   share: 59         Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase source: news4jax.com   |   share: 22   Mon February 22, 2021       Lexus launches their IS 500 F Sport Performance model with a 5 liter naturally aspirated V8 putting out 472hp and 395 lb/ft of torque mated with an aggressive 8 speed automatic transmission and a curb weight of almost 4,000 lbs source: thedrive.com   |   share: 51   Fri February 19, 2021       The army is getting 3D printing factories in containers to print spare parts on demand source: futurism.com   |   share: 11   (Some Manc)       Not News: Man fined £1000 passing by speed camera. News: Man was going under limit at the time. Fark: Man was fined for flipping it off source: themanc.com   |   share: 77         That's it, I am totally having a salad for lunch source: reuters.com   |   share: 23         Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 19   Thu February 18, 2021       Doing a hit and run with your car then speeding away is one thing, doing it into a police van with police looking on will probably get you caught pretty fast source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 4         It's a wonder it took so long to cancel source: gamesradar.com   |   share: 6       Martian News Network reports Earth successfully continues its multi-pronged attack on Mars source: cnn.com   |   share: 319         Malaysian national and two daughters arrested trying to smuggle illegal drugs into Japan by hiding them inside ceramic dolls of characters from Disney film "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Dopey, Speedy and Spacy? source: japantoday.com   |   share: 17   Wed February 17, 2021       For all you trademark litigation fans, Splenda sues Speedway convenience stores for using packaging that...looks absolutely nothing like theirs source: twitter.com   |   share: 23   Tue February 16, 2021       Jaguars hire Trip MacCracken; he says his brother Phil is doing good, cousin Heywood Jablome hopes to make the team source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 6   Sat February 13, 2021       Daytona Speedweek continues with two races on FS1 Saturday. ARCA's Lucas Oil 200 kicks it off at 1:30 PM ET and then it's Xfinity's Beef: It's What's For Dinner 300 at 5 PM with Smoke and Itchy in the booth source: nascar.com   |   share: 99   Fri February 12, 2021       Apparently Americans don't have the lead on paying athletes way too much money for guys playing around with balls. Take a look at footie legend Cristiano Ronaldo's luxury car collection with an incredibly rare £7m Bugatti he just added (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 13         Daytona Speedweeks first points race kicks off tonight with the trucks. Johnny Sauter has the pole with Sheldon Creed alongside. Forecast is for thunderstorms so this may take awhile. This is your NextEra Energy 250 discussion thread at 7:30pm EST source: nascar.com   |   share: 73         All life as you know it will stop instantaneously and every molecule in your body will explode at the speed of light source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 22   (Some Guy)       Less frustrating than finding out disk 20 of your Windows 95 install disks is corrupt it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Halcyon Lightspeed Edition free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Do you emulate older retro games? source: epicgames.com   |   share: 172   Thu February 11, 2021       Do you have any of these vintage video games at hiding at home? They could be worth a fortune (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 18         US Army will show off its first hypersonic missile that goes 'five times the speed of sound' this year in arms race with China and Russia. No word if zombie Slim Pickens will be able to hold on to this one source: thesun.ie   |   share: 82   Wed February 10, 2021       New indoor land speed record set. Tanner Foust unavailable for comment source: motorauthority.com   |   share: 5         Sandra Bullock speeds her way to the set of Bullet Train source: collider.com   |   share: 13   Tue February 09, 2021 (Two Row Times)       Godspeed Mr. Favel, veteran of Belgium, Holland, Germany, and Juno Beach, recipient of a French Legion of Honour medal, advocate for Indigenous vets, and member of the Sweetgrass Nation of Saskatchewan source: tworowtimes.com   |   share: 16         President Biden deploys four B-1 bombers to Norway to begin a mission in the Arctic Circle and in international airspace off northwestern Russia ...also sending Putin a message that the warm Trump days are over source: cnn.com   |   share: 46         Dad builds luge track in family's backyard for kids to sled on source: mlive.com   |   share: 16         No more speed, I'm almost there. Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care: Golden Earring split after 60 years source: loudersound.com   |   share: 45   Mon February 08, 2021       "The *real* reason this latest Senate retirement announcement matters" source: cnn.com   |   share: 45   (Some Guy)       Mondays suck, but in a bad way, vacuum forms suck, but in a better way. This week let's talk vacuum form molding and what sort of non industrial uses they might have in this Maker Monday Thread. Link goes the Mayku FormBox desktop vacuum form source: mayku.me   |   share: 12   Thu February 04, 2021       Stuck the landing source: keloland.com   |   share: 28   Wed February 03, 2021 (Some Guy)       Why food sticks to nonstick frying pans, goddamnit source: publishing.aip.org   |   share: 29         Depeche Mode's classic "Personal Jesus" has been redone in the style of Motorhead source: nme.com   |   share: 18         Nobody expects the lady in a red Buick sedan to show up, beat you up in bed, break a window, and speed off. Her chief weapon was fear. Fear and surprise. Her chief weapons were fear and surprise, and she came in again source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 18   Tue February 02, 2021       Looks like the Russian Dezinformatsia mills are back up and cranking out product at full speed again: NO despite screenshots from "news" sites, Biden did NOT sign an executive order to lower the Age of Consent to 8 years old, DUH source: snopes.com   |   share: 76         Captain Sir Tom Moore has passed from Covid at age 100. Godspeed, sir source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 67   Mon February 01, 2021       Physicist's genius fusion rocket idea means us humans may be able to go to infinity and beyond source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 21         February 1, 2003: After traveling at "18 times the speed of light," the Space Shuttle Columbia broke apart killing seven astronauts and ultimately the Shuttle Program source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 53   Thu January 28, 2021       How good a skier are you, really? Like, are you 'chased by a bear down the slope' good? w/ video of a guy praying he doesn't fall source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 49         Pro-tip: if you drive over 200 mph on public roads, don't post the video to social media source: autoevolution.com   |   share: 66         Pro-tip: if you drive over 200 mph on public roads, don't post the video to social media source: autoevolution.com   |   share: 66   Wed January 27, 2021       My Tuatara does 282.9, it costs two million, they tell me it's fine source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 11   Tue January 26, 2021       200 million doses incoming source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 95         "Warp Speed" leader: You can't blame us for not having a vaccine distribution plan because no one told us that we should plan for distributing vaccines source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 61   Mon January 25, 2021       In nationwide robotics contest to design robot that can help decommission damaged nuclear power plants, Fukushima College wins easily. I wonder what's in the water source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 3         Moderna says its vaccine still works against new Covid variants source: reuters.com   |   share: 63   Sun January 24, 2021       Raiders of the Lost Cat source: boingboing.net   |   share: 10         Anchor runner takes her University relay team from last to first with a foot speed that makes her look like she's flying source: wjla.com   |   share: 14   Sat January 23, 2021       Remy Julienne, arguably the greatest stunt driver of all time, dead from Covid at 90 source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 29         Littoral Combat ships being rejected for having motor, boat problems source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: 37         People in suburbs complain when they finally get high speed internet. Perhaps they should move to farm country source: houstonchronicle.com   |   share: 146   Fri January 22, 2021       Operation Warp Speed makes Operation Chaos look like Operation Overlord source: salon.com   |   share: 28         A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity" source: nypost.com   |   share: 50   Wed January 20, 2021       Helicopter covering the Dakar rally attempts the rare but exciting 'low-flying forklift' maneuver source: interestingengineering.com   |   share: 10   Tue January 19, 2021 (Speedy Gonzalez)       Welcome to Arizona, where the speed limit is just a suggestion source: pinalcentral.com   |   share: 66         "He discovered the majority of flat earthers are Trumpers with extreme political views. Husband's flat Earth ideas died that day" source: indy100.com   |   share: 70   Mon January 18, 2021       This isn't the wild west, you can't drive twice the speed limit and five times the legal BAC and expect to get away with it source: nwitimes.com   |   share: 34   Sat January 16, 2021       Actor Liam Neeson, 68 years old, says he's retiring from action movies. Still better than your fatarse source: nypost.com   |   share: 46   Fri January 15, 2021       Tesla asks NHTSA to declare its speedometer issue inconsequential, saying its merely a matter of metrics source: reuters.com   |   share: 18         Randy couples say supercharged 'magical' vibrator, that boasts 20 patterns and eight different speeds, is so powerful it wakes the neighbors up (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 75   Tue January 12, 2021       A week early but the US government is already fulfilling President Biden's pledge to speed up the coronavirus vaccine dispersal source: apnews.com   |   share: 17         I'm Lester the Nightfly, hello Ganymede source: foxnews.com   |   share: 15         Fans experience an eruption of excitement as new line of Eddie Van Halen guitars is unveiled, will jump at the chance to go unchained and want to buy them right now in order to feel whole hearted source: nme.com   |   share: 73   Sun January 10, 2021       Moving at warp speed, Dept. of the Army erects 7-foot non-scalable fence around Capitol to prevent violence on January 6 source: latimes.com   |   share: 194         Oh, not to alarm you or anything, but the Earth just happens to be spinning faster. And it's speeding up source: al.com   |   share: 43   Sat January 09, 2021       Golf freak Bryson DeChambeau stuns world with his mad skills and monster drive source: news.com.au   |   share: 18   Fri January 08, 2021       Pro tip: Take the police emergency number off your phone's speed dial while committing a crime. Super pro-tip: Don't detail your antics when they might be overheard source: cnn.com   |   share: 9   Thu January 07, 2021       Martians wobble but they won't fall down source: livescience.com   |   share: 5   Tue January 05, 2021       Here's a foolproof way to speed up COVID vaccinations in the USA: sabotage the fridge they're stored in so that they all need to be given within a few hours or expire source: sfgate.com   |   share: 28   Sun January 03, 2021       Novel public-private partnership may speed up commercially viable fusion power development, so that it will be perpetually 20 years away source: techxplore.com   |   share: 8   Wed December 30, 2020       "Operation Warp Speed" goes so well that if the U.S. maintains the current pace, an adequate number of Americans will be vaccinated within ten months. Excuse me, did I say months? I meant years source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 156   Mon December 28, 2020       Toyota finally has another 2-seat, RWD coupe for sale. Fark: with a top speed of 37mph, motor has a whopping 12hp source: thedrive.com   |   share: 32         These are the ten trends that will define America in 2021 source: axios.com   |   share: 18   Sat December 26, 2020       Obviously she thought the route number was the speed limit source: triblive.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 24, 2020       'Seven minutes of terror' video shows NASA probe Perseverance facing hazardous landing when it will attempt to land on Mars at a speed of 20,000km/h source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 9         Cyberpunk 2077 sex speedrunner gets laid in just 11 minutes, might catch a bug or two source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 22   Wed December 23, 2020       Speedbuggy is getting a modern reboot source: msn.com   |   share: 17   Tue December 22, 2020       Giant iceberg cruising through South Atlantic experiences major break-up. Will no doubt ask to stay at your house for a few days, eat all your food and refuse to do dishes source: bbc.com   |   share: 17   Sun December 20, 2020       Operation Warp Speed comes up a few parsecs short of what was expected. "It was a planning error, and I am responsible," Army Gen. Gustave Perna said. "We're learning from it. We're trying to get better. It's my first day" source: politico.com   |   share: 101   Sat December 19, 2020       News: 12,500 speeders in one month. Fark: On one street. Ultrafark: Caught by just one photo radar camera source: thespec.com   |   share: 128   Fri December 18, 2020       Step 1: Cut a hole in a cart source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4         Is it me, or did Lamborghini just make Speed Racer's car? source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 45   Thu December 17, 2020       NASA says asteroid XQ60, which is 'bigger than the Leaning Tower of Pisa' is set to collide with Earth's orbit. Conspiracy theorists say the world will end but us regular nutters think it will just throw the planet a little off balance (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 100         Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Battle Station, as it destroys the Solar Winds malware in a week source: geekwire.com   |   share: 33         Spirit Airlines flight now landing at BWI Gate 12... Gate 13 ... Gate 15 source: fox61.com   |   share: 51

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