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Thu April 15, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Critics outraged that Biden's rail system initiative focuses on boring things like repairs, maintenance, and incremental upgrades, instead of a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car high speed rail project
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Oh sure. Let us know how they work out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This large Flying V hanging with a speeding boat is the coolest thing you'll see all day
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
In his defense, it is pretty easy to miss the speed limit signs when you are going 115 mph
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Sat April 10, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police accountability, UK style
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sex Trafficker will be feature speaker at a pro-Trump women's event. Or as Matt calls it: "speed dating"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Air Force has a new missile, the ARRW, a hypersonic super weapon that moves at 5 times the speed of sound. And once they figure out why it doesn't detach from the airplane's wing when fired, it's gonna really kick some ass
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
LA Sheriff says Tiger Woods rollover accident due to gritty reboot of Keanu Reeves/Sandra Bullock action film
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding
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Mon April 05, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the bright side, "Death by Squats" will be the name of my speed metal Jazzercise band
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
Not news: Vehicle hits apartment. News: Vehicle hits apartment at high speed. Fark: Vehicle hits second floor apartment after achieving flight
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you've just been pulled over for speeding and you're trying to bluff your way out of a ticket, it's probably best you don't have a fitness app on your phone that automatically pops up to congratulate you on your new top speed of 120mph
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
G. Gordon Liddy's American flag speedo has gone to the great hamper in the sky
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coolest spots to get a COVID shot: Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey, the foot of Rio's Christ the Redeemer Statue, Swiss tour boats, Aqueduct Racetrack, Yankee Stadium, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and some random clinic but with Yo-Yo Ma on cello
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Mud-covered Clownshoes. It's the Food City Dirt Race at Bristol Motor Speedway. Coverage rescheduled to Monday at 4 PM ET on FOX due to flooding
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Charlotte Observer)
 
Video
 
NASCAR dirt race at Bristol postponed to Monday due to rain, flooding. "Baldwin's video shows two ducks swimming in running water in the lot near a speedway entrance"
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Thu March 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What does it take for a number 1 draft pick lineman to be out of the NFL in 1 year? Decision making like this
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The former head of the Trump Administration's "Operation Warp Speed" has his career photon torpedoed by the USS Me Too
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mussolini's great-grandson signs his first professional soccer contract. Scouts report that he has incredible speed and is the fascist player on the pitch
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
They were the linemen for the county
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(MSN)
 
 
 
1963 Studebaker Avanti Vs 1969 GTO Judge on the dragstrip. The results might surprise you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Speedy Gonzalez is too fast to be cancelled, gringo pendejo
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"What could be a worse idea than flying around corners at high speeds on an unstable tricycle with intentionally low traction wheels? Doing it with a small child tied down next to you"
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The largest "potentially hazardous asteroid" of 2021 will pass by Earth on March 21. So what are the drinking game rules for the end of the world?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
High Speed Rail development per country over time. Pay attention to what happens after 2007
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby took 2 minutes, 11 seconds, to do the Cookie Consent Speedrun. Ghostery seen politely pointing to its Donate button
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY court: STFU and take your measles shots, you god-bothering jagoffs
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Thu March 18, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Godzilla is now transporting Portuguese organs at high speed. No, subby did not have a stroke
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Wed March 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Why are you walking so fast?" "If I don't, I'll die"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
With the Artificial Speed Force destroyed to restore Barry's proper mind, how can he run fast enough to stop Eva? An old friend risks her life to help on The Flash at 8PM EDT. Then Clark helps Lois on Superman & Lois at 9PM, both on The CW
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ford unveiled its new 2021 F-150 Police Responder on Tuesday with speeds up to 120mph. Maybe it should be a F-120
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"When given the option to buy a speedster, buy a speedster." He's right, you know
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
You can now be spied upon at twice the speed of sound
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
You can now be spied upon at twice the speed of sound
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Little Old Lady From Pasadena. New hotness: The Lead Foot Man from Florida
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Here are five things that can help you adjust to Daylight Saving Time. Never getting out of bed strangely not on the list
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The race then became extraordinary - perhaps one of the most extraordinary in all of the Cup's 170-year history"
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Sat March 13, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If the police chief likes you, you get to take the interceptor on high speed chases. If the chief doesn't like you, you go out rounding up dirt bikes in this
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Honestly, who steals a forklift and then gets into a low-speed chase with the cops?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Astrophysicist says we can 'boldly go where no man has gone before', faster than light travel IS possible under Einstein theory if we use 'warp bubbles'
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
EU OKs Uncle Sam's Johnsons
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Balls against Walls
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Mon March 08, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Driver dies in toll plaza crash, spills sh*tload of dimes
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW drivers persist in complaining and making excuses for why they can't get to gym in under 26 minutes. Still claim no knowledge of turn indicators
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gallant takes time out of his day to call the Perseverance Mars Rover team at JPL to congratulate them on a job well done. Goofus speeds his day pushing his magic Diet Coke button and ranting at clouds
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla's Autopilot will outdick ANY dickhead camped out in the passing lane
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mars rover Perseverance throws itself into gear, hits the pedal and lays some rubber with first drive on Red Planet
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Fri March 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
No, it's not your imagination. Drivers have gotten substantially worse since the lockdowns began last year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas governor says he ended mask order because "we no longer need government running our lives". Why stop there? Let's end restrictive traffic laws like speed limits and traffic lights. And food safety laws that reduce choice of undercooked foods
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Chrome: we begin dropping a new version every 4 weeks this fall. Firefox: bless your heart
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
On maximum fast forward speed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What is an Ethernet cable? Also when did Ric Romero come out of retirement?
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"At present, our standard [for uploads] is 3 megabits per second. But this asymmetrical approach is dated. We need to recognize that with extraordinary changes in data processing and cloud storage, upload speeds should be rethought"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
New study called "Godless in the Great White North" finds that atheists may be just as healthy as devoted believers. Beauty, eh?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Andretti sets new world speed record. Difficulty: in a car made of cake
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Caribbean National Weekly)
 
 
 
Jah speed, Bunny Wailer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists warn meteorite fragments may have landed in small English town
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's been a couple of weeks due to work and family priorities, so let's catch up and talk laser cutting in this Fark Maker Monday Thread. This week's link goes to the updated 40W desktop engraver/cutter
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Sun February 28, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It was 10 years ago that Charlie Sheen had a public meltdown and got dumped from his sitcom. Charlie Sheen now believes those outbursts were "desperately juvenile"
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Speeding. *Yawn* High speed chase. Meh. High speed chase, with the kids in the car, while pulling a U-Haul? Well, welcome to FARK
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you got a speeding ticket in Rhode Island in the 1990s, rest assured they have not forgotten
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Low-speed police chase: Colorado Edition
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deciding they don't have a leg to stand on, LA Sheriff's office won't be filing charges in regards to Tiger Woods' car accident
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Wed February 24, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ releases shocking video of Tiger Woods driving just minutes before crash
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Faster than a speeding deadline to post a new LIVE thread! More powerful than a regular superhero series! Able to spend 90 minutes in airtime on a single pilot! Look Up on the screen! At 8PM EST it's the series premiere of Superman & Lois on The CW
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Lexus launches their IS 500 F Sport Performance model with a 5 liter naturally aspirated V8 putting out 472hp and 395 lb/ft of torque mated with an aggressive 8 speed automatic transmission and a curb weight of almost 4,000 lbs
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
The army is getting 3D printing factories in containers to print spare parts on demand
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(Some Manc)
 
 
 
Not News: Man fined £1000 passing by speed camera. News: Man was going under limit at the time. Fark: Man was fined for flipping it off
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That's it, I am totally having a salad for lunch
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Doing a hit and run with your car then speeding away is one thing, doing it into a police van with police looking on will probably get you caught pretty fast
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
It's a wonder it took so long to cancel
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Martian News Network reports Earth successfully continues its multi-pronged attack on Mars
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Malaysian national and two daughters arrested trying to smuggle illegal drugs into Japan by hiding them inside ceramic dolls of characters from Disney film "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Dopey, Speedy and Spacy?
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
For all you trademark litigation fans, Splenda sues Speedway convenience stores for using packaging that...looks absolutely nothing like theirs
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaguars hire Trip MacCracken; he says his brother Phil is doing good, cousin Heywood Jablome hopes to make the team
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweek continues with two races on FS1 Saturday. ARCA's Lucas Oil 200 kicks it off at 1:30 PM ET and then it's Xfinity's Beef: It's What's For Dinner 300 at 5 PM with Smoke and Itchy in the booth
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently Americans don't have the lead on paying athletes way too much money for guys playing around with balls. Take a look at footie legend Cristiano Ronaldo's luxury car collection with an incredibly rare £7m Bugatti he just added (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweeks first points race kicks off tonight with the trucks. Johnny Sauter has the pole with Sheldon Creed alongside. Forecast is for thunderstorms so this may take awhile. This is your NextEra Energy 250 discussion thread at 7:30pm EST
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All life as you know it will stop instantaneously and every molecule in your body will explode at the speed of light
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less frustrating than finding out disk 20 of your Windows 95 install disks is corrupt it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Halcyon Lightspeed Edition free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Do you emulate older retro games?
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you have any of these vintage video games at hiding at home? They could be worth a fortune (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
US Army will show off its first hypersonic missile that goes 'five times the speed of sound' this year in arms race with China and Russia. No word if zombie Slim Pickens will be able to hold on to this one
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Motor Authority)
 
 
 
New indoor land speed record set. Tanner Foust unavailable for comment
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock speeds her way to the set of Bullet Train
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Two Row Times)
 
 
 
Godspeed Mr. Favel, veteran of Belgium, Holland, Germany, and Juno Beach, recipient of a French Legion of Honour medal, advocate for Indigenous vets, and member of the Sweetgrass Nation of Saskatchewan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Biden deploys four B-1 bombers to Norway to begin a mission in the Arctic Circle and in international airspace off northwestern Russia ...also sending Putin a message that the warm Trump days are over
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dad builds luge track in family's backyard for kids to sled on
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
No more speed, I'm almost there. Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care: Golden Earring split after 60 years
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Mon February 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The *real* reason this latest Senate retirement announcement matters"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mondays suck, but in a bad way, vacuum forms suck, but in a better way. This week let's talk vacuum form molding and what sort of non industrial uses they might have in this Maker Monday Thread. Link goes the Mayku FormBox desktop vacuum form
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Keloland)
 
 
 
Stuck the landing
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why food sticks to nonstick frying pans, goddamnit
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode's classic "Personal Jesus" has been redone in the style of Motorhead
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the lady in a red Buick sedan to show up, beat you up in bed, break a window, and speed off. Her chief weapon was fear. Fear and surprise. Her chief weapons were fear and surprise, and she came in again
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russian Dezinformatsia mills are back up and cranking out product at full speed again: NO despite screenshots from "news" sites, Biden did NOT sign an executive order to lower the Age of Consent to 8 years old, DUH
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Captain Sir Tom Moore has passed from Covid at age 100. Godspeed, sir
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Physicist's genius fusion rocket idea means us humans may be able to go to infinity and beyond
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
February 1, 2003: After traveling at "18 times the speed of light," the Space Shuttle Columbia broke apart killing seven astronauts and ultimately the Shuttle Program
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Thu January 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How good a skier are you, really? Like, are you 'chased by a bear down the slope' good? w/ video of a guy praying he doesn't fall
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: if you drive over 200 mph on public roads, don't post the video to social media
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: if you drive over 200 mph on public roads, don't post the video to social media
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Wed January 27, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
My Tuatara does 282.9, it costs two million, they tell me it's fine
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Tue January 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
200 million doses incoming
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Warp Speed" leader: You can't blame us for not having a vaccine distribution plan because no one told us that we should plan for distributing vaccines
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
In nationwide robotics contest to design robot that can help decommission damaged nuclear power plants, Fukushima College wins easily. I wonder what's in the water
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moderna says its vaccine still works against new Covid variants
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Raiders of the Lost Cat
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Anchor runner takes her University relay team from last to first with a foot speed that makes her look like she's flying
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Sat January 23, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remy Julienne, arguably the greatest stunt driver of all time, dead from Covid at 90
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Littoral Combat ships being rejected for having motor, boat problems
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
People in suburbs complain when they finally get high speed internet. Perhaps they should move to farm country
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Operation Warp Speed makes Operation Chaos look like Operation Overlord
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Helicopter covering the Dakar rally attempts the rare but exciting 'low-flying forklift' maneuver
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Speedy Gonzalez)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arizona, where the speed limit is just a suggestion
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"He discovered the majority of flat earthers are Trumpers with extreme political views. Husband's flat Earth ideas died that day"
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
This isn't the wild west, you can't drive twice the speed limit and five times the legal BAC and expect to get away with it
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Sat January 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actor Liam Neeson, 68 years old, says he's retiring from action movies. Still better than your fatarse
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla asks NHTSA to declare its speedometer issue inconsequential, saying its merely a matter of metrics
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Randy couples say supercharged 'magical' vibrator, that boasts 20 patterns and eight different speeds, is so powerful it wakes the neighbors up (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
A week early but the US government is already fulfilling President Biden's pledge to speed up the coronavirus vaccine dispersal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm Lester the Nightfly, hello Ganymede
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fans experience an eruption of excitement as new line of Eddie Van Halen guitars is unveiled, will jump at the chance to go unchained and want to buy them right now in order to feel whole hearted
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Sun January 10, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Moving at warp speed, Dept. of the Army erects 7-foot non-scalable fence around Capitol to prevent violence on January 6
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Oh, not to alarm you or anything, but the Earth just happens to be spinning faster. And it's speeding up
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Sat January 09, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Golf freak Bryson DeChambeau stuns world with his mad skills and monster drive
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Fri January 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Take the police emergency number off your phone's speed dial while committing a crime. Super pro-tip: Don't detail your antics when they might be overheard
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Martians wobble but they won't fall down
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Tue January 05, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Here's a foolproof way to speed up COVID vaccinations in the USA: sabotage the fridge they're stored in so that they all need to be given within a few hours or expire
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Novel public-private partnership may speed up commercially viable fusion power development, so that it will be perpetually 20 years away
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Operation Warp Speed" goes so well that if the U.S. maintains the current pace, an adequate number of Americans will be vaccinated within ten months. Excuse me, did I say months? I meant years
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota finally has another 2-seat, RWD coupe for sale. Fark: with a top speed of 37mph, motor has a whopping 12hp
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(Axios)
 
 
 
These are the ten trends that will define America in 2021
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Obviously she thought the route number was the speed limit
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Thu December 24, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'Seven minutes of terror' video shows NASA probe Perseverance facing hazardous landing when it will attempt to land on Mars at a speed of 20,000km/h
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 sex speedrunner gets laid in just 11 minutes, might catch a bug or two
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Wed December 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Speedbuggy is getting a modern reboot
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Tue December 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Giant iceberg cruising through South Atlantic experiences major break-up. Will no doubt ask to stay at your house for a few days, eat all your food and refuse to do dishes
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Operation Warp Speed comes up a few parsecs short of what was expected. "It was a planning error, and I am responsible," Army Gen. Gustave Perna said. "We're learning from it. We're trying to get better. It's my first day"
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
News: 12,500 speeders in one month. Fark: On one street. Ultrafark: Caught by just one photo radar camera
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Fri December 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Cut a hole in a cart
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is it me, or did Lamborghini just make Speed Racer's car?
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
NASA says asteroid XQ60, which is 'bigger than the Leaning Tower of Pisa' is set to collide with Earth's orbit. Conspiracy theorists say the world will end but us regular nutters think it will just throw the planet a little off balance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Battle Station, as it destroys the Solar Winds malware in a week
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines flight now landing at BWI Gate 12... Gate 13 ... Gate 15
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