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headlines found matching 'Southwest Airlines'
Tue May 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louis CK lookalike takes imitation too far
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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Sun May 20, 2018
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Stabbing yourself with a pen isn't going to help with your flight delay
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
This Idea Is Free thread - eg: "Hey business world...someone make a combination lawnmower / margarita maker. This idea is free"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tired of Southwest Airlines making headlines for all the wrong reasons, United steps in to reclaim its title. Actually, another passenger was nice and so was the flight attendant. We dipped into a good timeline
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
American Airlines bans insects, hedgehogs and goats as emotional support animals. Elephant seal FTW
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A collection of the most bizarre videos and situations from flights in 2018. So far
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Passenger boards wrong airplane and makes a scene. Spirit Airlines solution: "Everybody off"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"How many boobs do you have?" Airline worker screams at mom in breastfeeding carry-on controversy
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Mon May 07, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hello? Geico? Yeah I just hit another vehicle with my pick-up truck. The other vehicle? Well, it's a Boeing 737 with the words "Southwest Airlines" painted on it
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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Mon April 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with fatal engine failure Southwest crew. No word on which one he will name head of the FAA
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Sat April 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dirty poors go in the back of the plane
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ryanair agrees to buy 25 more Boeing jets, mostly with nickels and dimes
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That explosive Southwest Airlines engine is in use on over 8000 Boeing 737s. Can we please be allowed to bring our own booze on board now?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cause of death revealed for Southwest passenger. It wasn't the fish
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman claims Southwest Airlines lost her mother's prosthetic foot; airline is probably telling her they have bigger fish to fry right now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta flight to Florida blows tire. Hey, we all have our kinks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Southwest accident likely caused by long face-melting guitar solo
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the aircraft window on the left side, you'll see where we used to have an engine"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Battle for the overhead bin is still fierce even after they stopped stuffing pets in there
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Mon April 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
American Airlines: "Hold my beer"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline not paying you what they owe? Here's an idea
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Fri March 23, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
United gives woman $10,000 voucher to give up seat, launches new slogan, 'Fly United, feed your family for years"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United is suspending transport of pets in the cargo hold. So remember: your pet must fit in the overhead compartment
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
United Airlines now trying to maim and kill before you even get on the plane
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas - Southwest is flying a bit farther southwest, west, west, southwest, west, more south, and west, west, and west, west, west, west, west, west, one more west
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reset the dog clock
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines is under fire after a father and his toddler were forced off a flight because the young girl had been momentarily scared. Well at least they didn't put her in the overhead bin
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Thu March 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines receives social media backlash after making passengers wait an hour to deplane in South Dakota. Company says they were doing everyone a favor by saving them an hour of being in Sioux Falls
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Wed March 14, 2018
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
United Airlines: How can we make people forget about the whole putting a dog in the overhead bin fiasco?
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Sun March 04, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looking forward to those tiny bottles of Miller Lite when you're coasting on the frequent flier miles? I've got some sour news for you guys
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Airlines to charge fares based on who you are
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen tweets about bringing 'emotional support casserole' on flight, great potential band name
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
FAA considering seat size regulations which will totally change nothing
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Sat February 24, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Flight gets diverted from snow-covered airport to ice-covered airport
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Fri February 23, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, has to stay in Vegas, including the marijuana you may have purchased before entering McCarran International Airport
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Airlines won't dare use the fastest way to board planes mostly because HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S GETTING ON PLANES THESE DAYS?
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Sat February 17, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alert American Airlines employee saves two teens from being sold into sex slavery
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Flight diverted after passenger refuses to stop farting
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Wed February 14, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. If you're the passenger in 28E, your wife would like to announce to the whole plane that she's pregnant again
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Southwest flights out of Chicago are temporarily put on ice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if building a fence won't keep determined people from crossing over
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian passenger plane goes down outside of Moscow. 71 people on board all presumed to have perished (developing story)
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Now was that really so hard?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
We've all been there, when the airline won't allow your "emotional support hamster" on the flight so you logically flush it down the toilet instead
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Mon February 05, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Because flying long-haul is not luxurious enough, Airbus introduces its new A321, which will now carry you and 239 other passengers in single-aisle comfort across the pond
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Fri February 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oregon man placed calls to airports in Nevada and Texas, reporting his father and brother as terrorists because they got an invitation to a family wedding and he didn't
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Serial plane stowaway has bizarre outburst in court
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(Inc)
 
 
 
United passenger finds "forever" ticket from 1998. Since you're reading this, you should know how this didn't turn out
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Tue January 30, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
TSA finds record 3,957 guns at airport checkpoints in 2017, mostly from Burt Gummer's carry-on bags
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but no you can't take a peacock on an airplane
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New CEO of EasyJet shames CEOs everywhere, does something tangible to show support for equal pay
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Turns out people don't want to pay to have cops drag them off of a United airplane
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The most underrated city in America is...Baltimore. Tag is for *BLAM BLAM* **Sirens wailing** "Red tops" "Red tops" ***Subby OD's***
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Thu January 25, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO: Fares are too low, given current fuel prices. Also, you can upgrade this headline to Green Class for only $99
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Mon January 22, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines using lighter paper to produce its inflight magazine, says weight decrease will save 170,000 gallons of fuel, or $290,000 in fuel costs, a year
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