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headlines found matching 'Southwest Airlines'
Fri September 21, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
22-year-old Florida student's cunning plans to steal an American Airlines jet not thought out all the way through
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italy's competition watchdog said hand luggage was "an essential element of transport" and should be included in the ticket price
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The ten worst US airports not named Sea-Tac
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spelling is hard. And noticble on the side of an airplan
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Mon September 17, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Did you have a delay or cancellation flying through Phoenix on Sunday? You can thank the guy who left his rental car idling to help his girlfriend check in to her flight
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Sat September 15, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Airlines will soon make you bid for the pleasure of upgrading your seat
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Wed September 12, 2018
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Sure, we've seen mandatory evacuations and states of emergency declared so far, but now we know things are looking really bad: the Waffle House just closed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing asks retirees to come back to work on their 737 production line, teach those young 787 punks a thing or two
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Six years ago, Delta airlines bought a fixer-upper oil refinery as a hedge against future air fuel price increases. And then the bottom fell out of the fuel market. Creating a huge delta, if you will
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
United pilot strips off uniform in front of passengers and proceeds to take a nap. "I've travelled to the US many times and have never witnessed this"
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Fri September 07, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Have you flown Southwest in the last few days? You might have been exposed to measles. Hey don't forget to hug an anti vaxxer next time you see one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Denver International Airport would like to announce that they are not hosting secret meetings of Freemasons, aliens, or lizard people *wink*
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hajj must mean "flu" in Arabic
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Wed September 05, 2018
(9 News)
 
 
 
Denver International Airport admits to having secret meeting spaces for aliens and the Illuminati, all to promote its remodeling project
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Tue September 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Airlines are raising bag fees again - alert your emotional support albatross
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Sun September 02, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Airlines passengers discover that sneaking an illegal can of pepper spray into the cabin is nothing to sneeze at
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Sat September 01, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Airline passenger: The man next to me kept masturbating. Airline: Would $75 make you forget you saw it?
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
When asked about a fare structure that often charges families extra to sit together, United's CEO responds with a heartfelt "what did they expect? That's what we do"
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Thu August 30, 2018
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
I am used to going outdoors and it is a crappy job anyway
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Can we just start calling them "We need to boost the stock price" fees?
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
What to do when waiting on your flight: (1) Get something to eat. (2) People watching. (3) Show off your mad limbo skills
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Harried California flyers forced to deal with the TSA, Hawaiian hurricane flight diversions & KISS christening their newest airport restaurant; "There's an art to breaking a guitar. Before you do this, call your chiropractor"
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United announces that it will begin charging more just for sitting within the aristocratic aura of First Class
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Mon August 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctor has erratic meltdown at airline ticket counter, later claims he staged it to prove a noble point. Not buying it, dude
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines accepts its reputation as flying barn, doubles down
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Quarantine lifted on Mike Huckabee's plane after officials were assured he's normally that way
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Wed August 15, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines announces that it's had it up to here with your emotional support animals
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Stench that diverted San Francisco flight came from someone in the cabin
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Mr. Grass)
 
 
 
Mr. Grass "Farks Up" his new webcam in gratuitous attempt to get his front lawn greenlighted
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Sun August 05, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
But I thought there's always room for cello
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Tue July 31, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, Florida Man, getting a seat upgrade would 'be the bomb' but you should consider alternate phrasing
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Thu July 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Heads up: Southwest airlines loses $100 million in business after that thing happened that we're going to try our best not to mention
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Mon July 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Running behind schedule? In danger of missing your flight? You could hop on the next flight two hours later or think outside the box and delay it with a bomb threat
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Wed July 18, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines' new meals taste like the West Coast. So... sandy, salty, and hints of seaweed?
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Wed July 11, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Airline lavatories are getting smaller while Leon's getting laaaarrrrger
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines to stop serving peanuts over allergy concerns. Complimentary engine parts delivered via explosion still on offer
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
The TSA wants to keep you safer by having you take out your snacks. OM NOM NOM
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Tue June 26, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
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Woman's profanity-laden meltdown on flight has airline apologizing to everyone "who had to witness this"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Teradata sues SAP for a decade-long campaign of intellectual property theft masquerading as a joint venture. In other news, someone wants to take credit for how SAP software works
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Fri June 22, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MCO (Mega Chaos Orlando), one of the top 10 worst US international airports, is plotting to further fark your privacy, frustrate, and delay your efforts to get out of
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Airline bans pit bulls as service dogs. Insists that they be killed in the hold like all the other animals
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the contractors who area making hundreds of millions flying children across the country
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The United Airlines commuter partner in the midwest has been experiencing computer issues for several days. So if you've ever wanted to be stuck in Dayton due to a cancelled flight, you're in luck
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Sat June 16, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
...and today's airline to get bad press is...(spins wheel)...American Airlines
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Thu June 14, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
So far 10 flights at Clearwater International Airport have been cancelled because the planes have not been built yet
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Tue June 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Only in Florida is where an alligator can delay a flight
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your emotional support tarantula, rodent, reptile, or elephant can no longer fly with you on JetBlue, some animals still allowed with the correct documents
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest bookings fall after fatal accident. Because, you know, United flies the exact same plane with the exact same engines but they are United so it can't happen there
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ ♬ 'Cause I'm fappin' on a jet plane, don't care and now I'll fap again ♬♫
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the one responsible for the 'strong smell' in the back of this plane that forced a panicked, emergency landing, in a way that's kind of impressive
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
(Ding) You are now free to be racially profiled around the country
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Survey finds most Americans satisfied with (most) air carriers in the US. Don't go patting yourself on the back just yet, United
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So why is first-class airfare so expensive anyway?
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Another day ending in "Y" as United is sued by a passenger; this time for deciding that a business-class seat is sufficient treatment for pancreatitis
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Sun May 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's plane diversion is brought to you by *spins the wheel* A strange odor that left one man hospitalized
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