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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five US airlines just got a new $25bil golden parachute
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Wed July 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how well Americans are doing with coronavirus so they can travel abroad again, America Airlines announces that they will be offering 25% fewer international seats in 2021
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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Sun June 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American and United Airlines to resume regular contempt for human life
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines CEOs went to the White House to try to convince Trump to have mandatory temperature checks at airports. Good luck with that
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
O.C. Democrats, 'The Duke sucks.'
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Can you say "liquidate?"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Airlines are trading peanuts for Purell as passengers begin to take off again
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Remember Boeing's 737 MAX? It's been a few days, so here's a new piece with even more bad news
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"United Airlines secures $5bil loan backed by loyalty program." Where to begin on this one. Wherrrrre toooo beginnnnnn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet's boss says full planes - with no distancing - are 100% safe as he eyes his golden parachute
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
British Airways is auctioning off artwork to raise cash, which demonstrates its commitment to solvency. In other news, BA has at least one piece valued at $1.3mil
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Are you a terrorist?" "No." "Do you have the 'rona?" "No." "Ok, here's your boarding pass, enjoy your flight"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline Lufthansa puts 22,000 on the unemployment train
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline employees forced to to consider voluntary separation or early retirement packages or possibly be laid off in October. Or worse, send United employees after them
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines releases the details of the severance packages for execs if they are laid off when the federal cash expires, including nine months of pay and a little over two years of health-care. Those already fired can go suck avgas exhaust
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Warren Buffett made a mistake in dumping his airline stocks. Because if anyone knows about running an airline, or making billions in picking stocks, it's Trump
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US flights are adding passengers as people realize mobs of riot cops can't do much in the air with all their gear checked
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet says it's ready to resume summer flights for its passenger
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As a thanks for bailing them out again, airlines are now selling a lot of flights they have no intention of operating to generate revenue
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The real takeaway here is that Warren Buffett can lose $7,000,000,000 on his last 7 trades and still be the third richest man in the entire world
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is summer vacation canceled this year? Should it be?
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(Airlive)
 
 
 
If you find parts of a Boeing 737 in your backyard, Swift Air would like to have them back. Maybe
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing CEO predicts one "major" bankruptcy in the airline industry. Subby left wondering which American airline he was hinting at
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines to take temperature of passengers before boarding because if you choose to fly Frontier, there must be something wrong with you
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man killed by a plane landing at ABIA. Airport spokesman Bryce Obvious said "officials do not believe the unidentified man was supposed to be on the runway at the time of the incident"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Frontier airlines decides to abandon its "$39 To Not Be Directly Exposed to COVID-19" surcharge
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United to its workers: Thought about quitting? You might save the company for our executives
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett says Berkshire Hathaway sold its entire stakes in the four largest U.S. airline carriers. Must be time to buy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A seismic shift is underway as the world's airlines reassess their operations and how they will punish their declining number of customers for the pandemic
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now THIS is how a company should bail itself out. (Buy Boeing Bonds)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Wizz Air to resume flights today, showing that nobody beats the Wizz
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines posts $2.2 billion net loss, its first quarterly loss since emerging from bankruptcy in 2013. Says it's burning cash to the tune of $70 million per day
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having the same word for "hello" and "goodbye" continues to pay dividends for Hawaii
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask" Etc
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Um, thanks?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair boss: there's no way I'm restarting the business with social distancing rules and empty middle seats. Ryanair can only make a profit when people are packed uncomfortably like the sardines they yearn to be
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
The airlines are now sitting on $10B in customer refunds. Give it back right now if you want to play this bailout game
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Tue April 21, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Virgin pounded down under, goes tits up
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard, Bob" ... and no, not ordering the fish
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplane flying looks like this now
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to experience zipping in and out of LAX without traffic, now is your moment
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Like, here's a mystery: how are the airlines staying alive after all the passengers were scared off? G-g-g-g-ghost planes? ZOINKS
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines: Give us money. US Treasury: OK, each of you gets a free $100 million, but 30% of anything above that is a loan at 1% interest. Airlines: What part of "GIVE" do you not understand?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You think your industry is hurting now? This one deserves the sick tag in more ways than one
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Now Democrats want corporate handouts and Republicans want to nationalize the airlines
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Been flying American lately? You may want to get a Covid test
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Airlines now lobbying Congress to not have to refund your money for cancelled flights
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United's special COVID-19 refund policy: Too bad, so sad, bye bye. Passengers in response: "Unleash the lawyers"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The reason U.S. airlines need a $50 billion bailout? They spent $45 billion in profits buying back their own stock. You know, to make sure their CEOs could afford that third yacht
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warren "be greedy when others are fearful" Buffett just dumped a bunch of airline stocks
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Thu April 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Flight Attendants Union: Bail out our employers to save our jobs. Feds: OK, but with conditions. Union: Your bail out will cost us our jobs
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Finally, someone asks the very important question: What are TSA agents doing now that no one is flying?
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bad news about that American Airlines flight attendant who went to the hospital. ▪ The hospital? What is it? ▪ It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
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Thu March 26, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
What it's like to fly these days
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Welcome aboard flight 183 to Springfield. Please take a moment to look to your right and to your left and get acquainted with your fellow future hospital patients
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Mon March 23, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
When we said airlines could continue to operate, we didn't account for the controllers testing positive
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline CEOs cross their fingers and say they'll behave after a bailout
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
The parent company that owns a Chili's at the Orlando Airport brought the employees in long enough to clean the restaurant and then fired them after
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
So what happens when the air traffic controllers are out sick?
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Wed March 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tower are we cleared to land?... Hello, tower?... Anybody there?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If it's Boeing, it's going...to ask for a $60 billion dollar bailout
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Some people might ask why airlines, who made 10 years' worth of record profits, now need a $50 billion bailout. But those people forget that the airlines spent all their money buying back stock to enrich their CEOs and investors. So the need is real
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
SJC, MCO, FLL, ATL, and now CLE is the 5th airport with a TSA officer testing positive for COVID-19
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So explain again why airlines never saved any of the huge loot they made in the past few decades?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I say, let em' crash
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The White House is putting a bailout plan together for the airlines, cruise lines and "hospitality industry". Gee, who do we know that owns hotels?
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you chose "Airlines" as the first industry to line up for a bailout, come collect your case of Corona
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines to suspend all long-haul international flights starting tomorrow. Customers will be billed a $55 convenience fee for this upgrade
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why Brazilian airline shares have had the hairiest time during the coronavirus panic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Passenger with corona virus who got on a plane without telling anyone given lifetime achievement award
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Thu March 12, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Man with coronavirus boards plane from New York to Florida. Quarantine-arity ensues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If it looks like a bailout, smells like a bailout, and puts taxpayers on the hook like a bailout, then it probably is a bailout
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Wed March 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JetBlue says the coronavirus is the airline industry's 9/11 ... well aside from the actual 9/11
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest's CEO says he'll take a 10% pay cut, which should do wonders for all the employees about to be 100% laid off
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Southwest Airlines)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines implements extra overnight cleaning. Forgetting that planes typically carry different groups of passengers during the day
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Sat March 07, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Big seizure at Philly airport. Was it a) heroin, b) cocaine, c)1,400 fake toothbrushes?
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Fri March 06, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Godzilla-size flamingo will soon 'feed' at Tampa airport
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