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headlines found matching 'Southwest Airlines'
Wed February 20, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines cancels 100s of flights because, if managers don't schedule aircraft maintenance, the maintenance schedules itself
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Tue February 19, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three-year-old kicked off flight for throwing a tantrum over having to sit next to a drunk 32-year-old. Strike that, reverse it
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Mon February 18, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
On Southwest Airlines, bags lie free
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested three times in one day at same airport, is big fan of Groundhog Day
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Sun February 17, 2019
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Really, people, the last thing you ever should do at crowded airport security checkpoint is yell "GUN"
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Sat February 16, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫ So no one told you life could end this very day / Your flight's a joke, it's broke, with no firm ETA / Looks like your plane has f*cked-up landing gear / And if it fails you'll be a long bright really red smear ♫
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Thu February 14, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to jinx anything, but it's been ten years now since the last fatal airline crash in the US
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Tue February 12, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Eight month investigation finds that airline mechanics are being pressured to ignore safety rules. Enjoy your next flight
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Sat February 09, 2019
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ah, the good ol' drunk pilot reason to cancel a flight
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Wed February 06, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
United Airlines now has the worst reputation among air carriers, barely edging out Russia military transport planes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
While the cabin crew treat you like you're nothing more than obnoxious self-loading cargo, American Air mechanics are being pressured to overlook potential safety problems
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Tue February 05, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco International Airport is opening a new observation deck, and if Photo 3 is any indication, it's apparently intended to be a space to blow off pre-flight stress
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Mon February 04, 2019
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines passengers heard the Super Bowl halftime show
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Sun February 03, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Third time wasn't the charm either
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can ground flights at an airport by having bad weather, or someone calling in a bomb threat. Then there's Florida's TSA agents
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Thu January 31, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Airlines are deliberately seating you apart from your travelling companion when you book a flight to generate change of seat fees. Some guy named Al Gorithm is behind this dark pattern
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Tue January 29, 2019
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
USAF sergeant returns from year-long Afghanistan deployment, welcomed home by loving wife, mom, over dozen hot babes from Sacramento Roller Derby team. Meow
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Fri January 25, 2019
(CTV News)
 
 
 
They had the fish
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Tue January 15, 2019
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If Rose McGowan can keep her nose clean for twelve months, then she's in the clear. Really hope she doesn't blow it
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Mon January 14, 2019
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
...and add Dulles Airport to the growing list of facilities that are being forced to close terminals because of TSA workers not showing up
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. We could use a few TSA agents so we don't have to close Terminal G though
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Wed January 09, 2019
(The National)
 
 
 
The strange case of a Norwegian budget plane stranded in Iran's 'Bermuda Triangle. It tried to fly, fly so far away, but it couldn't get away
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Today's recycled Airplane memes courtesy of (spins wheel) Alaska Airlines
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Fri January 04, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
101 Ways to Serve Peanuts? The Pretzel Diet?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight from LAX to JFK forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger saw a "sudden burst of smoke" on board. Put away the vape pens you IDIOTS
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Thu January 03, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, I guess he's used to being in small and cramped spaces. Yeah, I know, window seat, please
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Wed January 02, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
They had the fish
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airline fatalities this year went up a) 9% b) 90% c) 900%
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Wed December 19, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Whoa, Popeyes, this is Emotional Support Animal shaming and it better come with those spicy mashed potatoes
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Mon December 17, 2018
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
**DING** You are NOT free to move about the country with your emotional support fish
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Spirit tops US airlines in on-time arrivals. Which is easy when you save time not serving food, and loading only half the baggage
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man sues airlines after getting pinky finger caught in armrest. People were shocked. There is actually an American who can fit in the seat with the armrests down
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Fri December 14, 2018
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
"Amazingly, the heart made it in time to save the lives of its intended donor." That's a really cool trick. No word on what the Donor was planning to do without a heart. Running for Congress seems likely
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Thu December 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's see: Smartphone, trashy paperback novel, neck pillow, field medic kit, heart transplant donor family consent form. It feels like we're forgetting something
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Human heart found on Southwest plane during flight. Hurriedly crafts press release stating you'll never find a heart on United
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Delta raises the price of inflight alcoholic drinks to $9. Fliers immediately raise their glass in a toast to celebrate not having to fly United
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Sun December 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had any travel plans involving airlines today, well... chances are you're hosed. Also, stop with the naming of winter storms. It's just stupid
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Thu December 06, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Nobody knows how to drive airplanes in the rain in LA
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Thu November 29, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Abcde heartbroken after being mocked by airline employee, says mother, Lmnop
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Allegiant Air does what any airline would do after having numerous reports attacking their safety record: buy up a bunch of abandoned grocery stores to start up a Dave & Busters knock-off
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Tue November 13, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing: Oh my bad. Were we supposed to disclose that?
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It can be awful if your ride gets repossessed. It's even worse when you have passengers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines kicks violinist off two flights because they wouldn't allow him to store his $80,000 instrument on an empty seat. Flight attendants hear his complaint and play him the world's smallest violin
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Wed November 07, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair fires flight crew for sleeping on airport floor, says they should have just stood for 5 hours until the lounge opened
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
Boobies
 
"Bikini airline" places $6.5 billion order for 50 additional purple monkey dishwashers
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Sat November 03, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
As airlines prepare to bamboozle you this holiday season with yet more misleading fares and crazy fees, CR presents five tips to buy tickets without going insane
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Thu November 01, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever wake up from a nap, and feel a bit confused about where you are for a moment before snapping out of it? This guy wishes it were just a feeling
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Wed October 31, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Parts of Lion Air jet found on Java seafloor, prepares stack trace
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passenger who claimed suitcase was 'robbed' had actually grabbed the wrong bag
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Onlookers confused as to why a fuel truck scraping against a jetliner's wing didn't cause a huge explosion
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger becomes agitated and activates the emergency slide while plane is still moving. When asked for a statement, he said, "Wheeeeee"
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