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| Fri May 01, 2020 |
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You know that whole 'Military spending is a total waste' thing? Might want to rethink that
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"Even if you go back into 1917, that was the worst of all time, but it was also not as bad as here. It was a bad one, but it wasn't quite like what we're going through right now," says Trump of flu pandemic that killed 650,000 Americans. In 1918
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Kim Jong-un spotted at fertilizer plant. No, not like that
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Kim Jong-un 'only mostly dead' say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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Taiwan claims North Korea's Kim Jong Un is still in charge but sick. Summing up we have alive hiding from the coronavirus, dead, mostly dead, sick, and taken by aliens. Fine, subby made the last one up...but it's really just to complete the picture
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| Sat April 04, 2020 |
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Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it: you blame the experts at the CDC. Tests ain't workin', information screw-ups, money for nothin' from that agency
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This story has it all, MAGA, QAnon, 5G, Coronavirus, chemtrails, Woody Harrelson
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| Thu March 12, 2020 |
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This fake history looks photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels
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Mitch McConnell is VERY disappointed that instead of focusing on give loans to businesses, Dems have turned their Coronavirus relief bill into an "ideological wish list" of COMPLETELY unrelated items like sick leave for workers and free virus testing
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Not so fast
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"I don't think there's confusion around Trump's coronavirus speech," says a confused Mike Pence
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Trump can help with the coronavirus response by f*cking resigning
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Norway Down: This is news, and not the script for the next film starring Gerard Butler,Morgan Freeman and Cole Hauser
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European Union: You're going to ban what now?
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You know this timeline is weird AF when "Destro offers assistance to North Korea, Iran, and China on behalf of the USA" is actual news, and not a G.I. Joe plot hook
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Many private labs want to do coronavirus tests. But they're still facing obstacles and delays. The zone under their collar is hot
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Oh, this is why we don't have as many confirmations for coronavirus: only select people are getting tested
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| Mon March 02, 2020 |
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Looks like Coronavirus may cure the pilot shortage
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At this rate, everyone in Washington will be dead 28 days later
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Dr. Wu suggests you should consider how much "hassle" you're willing to put up with before traveling to coronavirus hot zones, leading some to ask if he's crazy, if he's high, or if he's some ordinary guy
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The panic at Fox News is palpable as they ask you to remember it isn't just Coronavirus tanking the stock market, it's Bernie Sanders, too
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Now two dead in Washington state, three more in critical condition. But remember, folks, it's just like the common cold
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Hoping to divert attention away from the coronavirus sweeping the country, Best Korea fires two unidentified Photoshops into the sea
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Mechanical Mike defends Trump Jr's assertion that Democrats want millions to die from Corona Virus
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| Tue February 25, 2020 |
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WE have at long last discovered Captain Obvious' secret identity; It's Mitt Romney: "Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak"
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When your secretive cult also happens to be the epicenter of the outbreak of a deadly virus in your country? Well, let's just say we've all seen this movie, and it ends in tears, and pitchforks and torches
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The Dow is crashing, but tinfoil profits are surging
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The Dow is crashing, but tinfoil profits are surging
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Trump claims no one had ever heard of Ebola before 2014 and other highlights from his batshiat rambling press conference in India
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IOC says there's only three months to decide the Tokyo Olympics' fate. In other news, the longest serving member of the IOC is named "Dick Pound". Uh huh huh
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CDC warns U.S. citizens that a coronavirus outbreak here is inevitable and everyone needs to be prepared, saying that "this might be bad"
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You know that thing the Dow has been doing in the last couple years where it has a huge slide one day and then rebounds the next day jumping back up? Yeah, it's..not..doing that right now
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Iran's Deputy Health Minister just got some real-world Coronavirus experience under his belt
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White House to Congress: Hey, I know we, like, got rid of all those scientists who were supposed to be the front line against pandemics and stuff, but could we have a couple billion for this Coronavirus thing? Totally didn't see this thing coming
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| Mon February 24, 2020 |
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CNBC's Jim Cramer is freaking out more than usual right now. Might be a good time to BUY BUY BUY a cabin in the woods stocked with guns, ammo, and girly magazines
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Dow falling faster than people infected with coronavirus
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Kuwait, Iraw, and Bahrain confirm their first cases of Covid-19, presenting the horrifying possibility that the peaceful, idyllic Middle East could collapse into chaos
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Warren Buffett says the coronavirus doesn't dampen his long-term support for stocks. But being well into his 80s, "long-term" could mean for him "after lunch"
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Coronavirus panic spreads to Wall Street, futures point to a 400 point drop as Treasury Secretary Mnuchin offers words of reassurance: "Remain calm, all is well"
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