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Sat July 14, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the miracle of Duct Tape: like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and can be used to strap elderly nursing home patients into chairs
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Police say Florida man planned his suicide for years, making it look like murder by using a weather balloon to carry away the gun
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Art Insititute closes. Students apparently not able to draw Tippy
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tiki the toucan found. Carmine "Tommy the Toucan" Sabatini still at large
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aw, c'mon, what's in the box?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Toucan escapes from zoo. Apparently Fruit Loops aren't the best way to lure one back
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Remember my face you punk ass biatch." OK
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Fri June 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's like snake whacking day, except with shotguns
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Wed May 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So we now know the cost of wishing death upon a 17-year-old kid who survived a mass school shooting and is trying to make the world a better place: 5 days' pay
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Wed May 23, 2018
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rich neighborhood will soon be home to a glass house. Hopefully no one inside throws stones
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Tesla crashes, makes news because it's a Tesla. Autopilot was not engaged, maybe we should just admit that no matter what we do to a car, some moron will find a way to crash it?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If your brazen iPhone has been stolen, we may have found the culprits
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida paper runs gun show ad below stories of mass shootings. In their defense, those ARE related
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Please stop abandoning unwanted Easter bunnies in Boynton Beach park. They're attracting coyotes, foxes, bobcats to our nice, high-end neighborhood, lowering property values
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trash panda knocks out power to 40,000 Tennesseans. The ghost of Davy Crockett's hat approves
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops say Mikey the Miami Monkey's not breaking any laws, so he can hang out in his tree by the strip club
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Thu March 29, 2018
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
♪ You tell a lie about a coconut, it get you locked up ♪
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump, flees Washington, DC for Mar-a-lago this weekend out of fear of having to listen to entitled students demand to not be shot at while in school
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