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Mon September 24, 2018
(Vicejay)
 
 
 
From a Farker who has worked a *lot* of disaster response, a suggestion on how to help those impacted by Hurricane Florence, DIT
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Sun September 23, 2018
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
The University of Tennessee football team hasn't won an SEC game in 673 days, and Vols fans are getting a bit unhappy
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The last nuclear power plant in the US may have already been built
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Thu September 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Rep compares Kavanaugh accusations to RBG being groped by Abraham Lincoln. Try not to think about this one too much
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
94-year-old WWII veteran hands out free chocolate bars to strangers - nearly 6,000 of them in ten years
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
This is why everyone hates Libertarians
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two mental health patients chained in back of sheriff's van drown as it's driven into floodwaters. Hopefully, the surviving cops will find someone to help them with their ensuing mental health issues
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Two dozen pics of doggos, kitties, and a peeg being rescued from Hurricane Florence. How is this flood so heckin' dusty?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
State of South Carolina: we've got to build a wall to save Highway 501, which is the main artery into Myrtle Beach. Residents of the small town of Conway SC: but that will cause OUR town to flood. State: And?
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago, Hurricane Isabel made landfall and trashed the eastern seaboard. Subby's house was roughed up a bit, but he played Magic by candlelight and caught fish from his driveway. How were you farkin' around during Isabel?
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Trump to visit Hurricane-ravaged Carolina this week. Well, not the Carolina that got directly hit by the storm. Tough to get a good photo op there right now
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
32 dead so far from Florence. Trump says, no way, it was only like five a few days ago. The Democrats are trying to make him look bad
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Florence, FEMA collude to delay Donnie's national text
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Tony Alsup, a TN trucker who's spending his own money to drive a bus across SC and save as many dogs and cats from flooded shelters as he can. "Animals...always have to take the back seat of the bus. But I'll give them their own bus"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ken Starr doesn't believe the accuser this time. Gee, I wonder what's different
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"Hurricane update: We have an alligator crossing the road"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
I know it's not woofday yet but just like these dogs the article had to get out. Hopefully next hurricane we will hear about how the owners were trapped in their own kennel and couldn't evacuate
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Sun September 16, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Regarding Kevin, the hero of Frying Pan Tower and symbol of all Americans: "They told me, 'this is disrespectful,' and that I need to get out there and replace the flag right then," Neal said. "In the hurricane"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I cannot overstate it: Floodwaters are rising, and if you aren't watching for them you are risking your life." It's your daily storm discussion / make sure everyone is okay / here come the floods discussion thread
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Sat September 15, 2018
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Because it apparently still needs to be said: Don't run generators indoors
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump is reportedly upset about old video footage showing him throwing rolls of paper towels
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(WSET)
 
 
 
In times of struggle, strife, and turmoil, you can take comfort in knowing that there are always people out there making things worse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florence may have been downgraded to a Tropical Storm, but she's still very busy dumping a mind-boggingly large amount of rain on the Carolinas. It's your daily storm discussion / make sure everyone is okay discussion thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In the face of one of the worst storms the Carolinas have ever seen, 55 amazing people took time out of their own preparations to help our dogs and cats". Everyone stay safe on Caturday
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Fri September 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Headline correction: Shirtless idiot from Florida stands in the wind with a flag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes people don't suck
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hundreds are stranded in cars and on rooftops awaiting rescue as Hurricane Florence comes ashore. If only someone had warned these people a storm was coming and told them to get out of the way
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Overall, only 9 percent of households in South Carolina and 3 percent in North Carolina carried federal flood insurance as of mid-2017". Well good thing they never get hit by hurricanes or heavy rains then, innit?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Riskin' our lives in Hurricane Florenceville, searchin' for my lost puppy and cat. Some people say there's climate change to blame, but I know, it's all Jimmy Buffett's fault
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sounding like a man, WHO IS IN NO WAY COMPROMISED BY RUSSIA, Lindsey Graham besmirch's his best friend's memory by saying McCain would've eventually come around to Trump. The man was tortured for years, Lindsey. Unlike you, he didn't fear Twitler
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch doing their part to help hurricane victims by sending their best products for the relief effort
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to find free housing with Airbnb if you're evacuating from hurricane Florence. Be safe, fellow Farkers. May you all be able to get out of harm's way
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
While everyone else evacuates, North Carolina Zoo animals and veterinarians to ride out Hurricane Florence. So if you notice a rhino or tiger in your backyard, that's probably where it came from
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Florence news coverage intensifies to "profiles of people defying evacuation orders" level. Has any journalist ever done post-storm follow-ups on these?
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
As for the North Carolinian planning to ride out Florence on his boat, there are 50-50 odds he dies and 50-50 odds he winds up in a Jimmy Buffett song
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Got anything really stupid and dangerous you've been wanting to do? This might be your big opportunity, as it looks like Darwin is about to be completely preoccupied in North Carolina for a while
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh has decided that hurricane forecasts are hopelessly political, and urges his tens of listeners not to be swayed by them to believe that climate change actually exists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To hell with the pig poop and coal ash about to Flo, there are two at-risk nuclear plants in the path
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Residents along East Coast encouraged to fill gas tanks. Not because of hurricane, but because Florence will cause dramatic increase in gas prices
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Sure, we've seen mandatory evacuations and states of emergency declared so far, but now we know things are looking really bad: the Waffle House just closed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the path of a hurricane? Freeze a cup of water and put a quarter on top of it. C'mon in and share your own hurricane survival tips
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Six years ago, the government of North Carolina officially barred the use of up-to-date climate science for planning. Tune in six days from now to see how that turns out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
JFK, on this day in 1962: "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." Same reason I try to distill a novel down to a tweet for #PitMad. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Florence is not alone. This hurricane season is beginning to look like a non-stop circus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I'd really like to impeach Trump, but you gotta admit he did these 20 things right," claims sycophant
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(News.com.au)
 
Weeners
 
That's a p...retty big storm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ACC schools continue to wait until the last minute to avoid playing UCF
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump back to his usual delusional self, says that despite the massive death toll, the Puerto Rico hurricane response was 'an incredible, unsung success'
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hurricane Florence undergoing eyewall replacement, has better healthcare than most Americans
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Recent court ruling could reestablish sovereign tribal authority over nearly one-third of Oklahoma
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(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor orders mandatory evacuation rather than gamble even one life, but also amends state law to specify that inmates in coastal prisons are not legally alive
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"BBQ Becky" cosplayer shows up at photo-shoot for Black Geeks at Dragon Con in Atlanta. In other news, there's a BBQ Becky cosplayer. (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure Florence looks bad on all those colored weather map thingies, but, from space, she looks like...well, the opening eye of a very angry god
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Still a slight chance the storm could drift out to sea as nothing is certain with weather, but it's looking like the hurricane will make landfall. This is your Tuesday Hurricane Florence thread with updates and kind Farkers offering places to stay
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
New Hurricane Florence Dilemma: Parents evacuated it back to DC, but now my brother and uncle won't leave the coast of NC 40 miles from the predicted landfall. Any good tips to convince two grown men to come to their senses and GTFO?
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Three hurricanes at once make Atlantic Ocean appear insane from space
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(ABC Columbia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Entire South Carolina coastline evacuation ordered by Governor. GTFO and fast
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Sat September 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will South Carolina upset Georgia? Will Clemson put away Texas A & M easily? Will Penn State win the Keystone State battle with Pitt? How about Trojans and the Cardinal? Sparty or Spaky? Week 2 of college football kicks off at Noon ET
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
"Polls are just more media propaganda", says the only polling company that uses polls as media propaganda. Projection level: IMAX achieved
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Report: Look at these magic ballots switch the votes right before the voter's eyes. It's magic
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Wed September 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day Two continues in the Brett Kavanaugh hearing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman who "accidentally" shot her husband in the head with a crossbow as he slept now faces murder charges after allegedly poisoning her husband by putting eyedrops into his water for several days
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Tue September 04, 2018
(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
Once upon a time Florida had a chance to not be so Florida-y
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
South Carolina firefighters rescue hummingbird, offer it cap of water
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
The race for mayor of Hilton Head SC includes a self-described "Holocaust revisionist" AND a self-proclaimed "admirer of Hitler." Which could REALLY split the Neo-Nazi vote in the upcoming election, except one of them is black
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
How much chuck could a Publix chuck, if that ground chuck could be yuck?
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Package not delivered. Reason: Bear in driveway"
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Wed August 29, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Watch your FARKing language at Myrtle Beach, or you may be FARKing fined or put in jail
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Tue August 28, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vet gives his medal to Cindy McCain. Too bad he didn't give it to first wife, Carol, who endured while McCain served
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is in South Carolina for the next few days. Where does SC rank in the racist southern shiathole state category?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
McCain tried to save the Republican Party from itself in 2000 and failed miserably
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Mon August 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is there anything more shameful than Lindsey Graham siding with Trump and abandoning his principles and his friendship with John McCain?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you have a major concert and it destroys your field a week before you start playing football there?
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Sun August 26, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists discover giant deep-sea coral reef off Atlantic coast. Nobody wants to leave because it's tough keeping track of coral
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Fri August 24, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman cleared of Malicious Castration charge after biting open her ex's nutsack
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Thu August 23, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I find the lack of things on the Wikipedia list of your neck of the woods food disturbing. Tell us your unshouted local fares the internet has not yet found
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Local businessman mistakes Trojans for Cocks
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Protip: Pulling a fire alarm because you need a ride might work, but you probably won't be going to where you might want to go
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Tue August 21, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The internet has progressed from the 'tide pod challenge' to the 'set yourself on fire challenge.' Can the 'drive roofing nails into your head challenge' be far off?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Latest internet fad: setting yourself on fire. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon August 20, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two men honor a man's daughter with a $100,000 scholarship in her name after he trolled Roy Moore at one his rallies last year
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
PROTIP: If an 8 foot alligator attacks your dog, just let it go
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Sat August 18, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Months after a deadly prison riot, inmates across the country decide to go on a work strike, and seventeen states are affected. This should end well
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(The State)
 
 
 
SC bar owner fires entire staff because the crowd was getting "too dark" and he thought having fewer brown employees might help
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Thu August 16, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Potentially wiping out an entire generation of future fetishists, the last NC county has voted to end its practice of paddling kids at school
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Wed August 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
In a stunning display of agronomical power and ability, a North Carolina farmer has wrestled away the title of "Grower of World's Largest Cantaloupe" from the former record holder in Alaska
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Tue August 14, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Candidate who fails to secure a primary win takes it out on her campaign staff. News: Candidate who fails to secure a primary win takes out her campaign staff member
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Mon August 13, 2018
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Just a little cool billboard fun. Seeing these all over South Carolina
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh well that explains Lindsey Graham's Stockholm Syndrome, the Russians hacked his email in 2016
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Sun August 12, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina lawyers want 900 grand jury indictments tossed as they were issued with an average time 39 seconds per case. Even Judge Judy takes at least one commercial break before declaring everyone guilty
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Tue August 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
South Carolina...welcome to the Trump tariff economy. Watch out for the face eating leopards
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach woman reports coming home to find an intruder eating her corn dog. Not a euphemism
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Mon August 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens is a Hall-of-Famer, and now he wants to become a CFL legend
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Sat August 04, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
My 600-Lb. Death
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Fri August 03, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Almond milk recalled for actually containing what it says it is
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The former executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party killed his dog due to his belief that he is Jesus Christ and needed to perform a sacrifice. Subby misses the good old days when this would have seemed unusual
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Just prior to leaving to campaign during the August recess, Senate Republicans introduce the "Sternly Worded Letter to Putin Act" to make it appear like they care about the Russian meddling they are hoping continues for another 3 months
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Amateur golfer forced to withdraw from women's tournament because she is too intimidating
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Wed August 01, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms could produce a historic result that has never before happened in America's 230 year history: An African-American Speaker of the House
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
From the "What could possibly go wrong?" department, Greenville, SC to host a scavenger hunt featuring $100 bills to be scattered around the city
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Tue July 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CNN's Jim Acosta shouted down by angry mob for second consecutive day after being named an enemy of the state
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffet beats dead horse
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Mon July 30, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Has Walmart resorted to locking the elderly inside overnight in desperate bid to keep them shopping?
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Sun July 29, 2018
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Bear 1, Shelby Cobra 0
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How a criminal network of mobsters, psychics, strip club owners, convicts, drug traffickers, and a family of Mormons ripped off McDonald's to the tune of $24 million in cash and prizes. Wait... Mormons?
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Sat July 28, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Flight out of LaGuardia makes emergency landing after passengers complain about the smell of dirty socks. Article fails to explain how anyone noticed the difference
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"My dearest Martha: Spirits are down; we've run out of chickory and salted jerky. No one wants to play Civil War dress up with us anymore and reenact the War Against Northern Aggression. I fear I will have to spend my summers with you. Love, John"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Sometimes a chest tattoo tells you all you need to know about someone
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to divorce Facebook? You may have regrets. "It's like a crazy ex that never forgets about you"
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Tue July 24, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ok he's charming but he's no Skoora. That's for sure
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(Some Kid)
 
 
 
The perfect job doesn't exis...OMG YES IT DOES
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In related story, ark spotted off the East Coast
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Mon July 23, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Congress is having second thoughts about letting Rick Perry be in charge of all the nukes
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Fri July 20, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Headline: Town's sudden stance on mobile homes causes division, uncertainty. Article: Town's zoning ordnance, that had been in place since 1994 finally being enforced
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Who knew speed running the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire could be so much fun? Break out the Borscht and Vodka. It's time for Trump to yell at Congress for not worshipping the modern Nero. 2pm ET
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Alligator caught on video eating shark off South Carolina coast. "He mostly shows up when the fishing charter boats start back to their season because the eating is good for him off the dock when they clean the fish"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
17 yr old gets attacked by snake while mowing lawn. Gives sage advice: "watch out for snakes"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen's inaugural episode of "Who is America?" managed to knock Trent Lott and Bernie Sanders down a peg
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
It's like the gig economy but for criminals
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels to perform at grand re-opening of DC "high-class gentlemen's club" which literally collapsed four years ago
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Sat July 07, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican governor cuts $16 million from state budget to keep from paying for something the government has never paid for and is legally prevented from doing so
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Wed July 04, 2018
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Oh, so *THAT* is what it takes to have your police credentials taken away in all 50 states Who would have guessed it?
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
The old man from Pawnstars had a stellar career in the Navy. Interesting factoids here
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Today's Google doodle showcasing state "foods" only proves that you shouldn't always trust Google search count results for data blindly. For starters, the "Buckeye" chocolate candy is associated to Indiana
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Firework sales are booming. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' 'Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Confused about what Trump's Space Force would actually be? No worries, let some of his supporters explain it to you. Pew pew pew
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Phil Fulmer earns $90,000 bonus after University of Tennessee ranks 11th out of 14 SEC schools. Peyton Manning unavailable for comment
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's look at Nikki Haley's Instagram account
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When your crazy ex calls 911 and says "his intestines are out" well, your troubles are probably already over at that point
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Justice Kennedy, what are you doin' retiring, man? You have a great job where you barely work, you get to wear a robe all day and give your opinions on stuff. That basically is retirement"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC State Assembly candidate: God is a white supremacist, so it's ok to be racist. Also, Jews are descended from Satan. Wanna guess which party?
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Wed June 27, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is how every state got its name, and oh Alabama might actually be a vegetarian state
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santorum spreads frothy mess, proves he's just another slimy ass
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes. Yes they are
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
Waitress tells man he was too drunk for another drink. He decides to prove her point
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Trump: We'll put tariffs on EU steel. EU: We'll put tariffs on US Harleys. Harley-Davidson: Cool, we'll just build our bikes outside the US
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
They take one of ours out at the ballot box, we put one of theirs in the hospital - it's the Appalachian Trail way
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US ambassador to the UN says it is patently ridiculous and politically biased for the UN to examine poverty in America, which prompted puzzlement as Trump had asked them to
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for unlawful possession of firearm. No word if it's the one tattooed on his face
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Tue June 19, 2018
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're a college pitching coach, maybe don't use a dildo called the "dick of death" as a teaching/motivational tool
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark has a favorite summer ginger, At Last
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Move it over dad 'cause I'm a double-dipper, upside down on the zip zip zipper
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
President Trump's net approval rating is down dramatically in every state
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Carolina becomes first state to adopt $15 minimum wage for state employees
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Murray to open up a food truck court in South Carolina. So he's got that going for him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This is the party of Donald J. Trump," Katie Arrington said after defeating Mark Sanford, and she didn't sound upset
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember the number of coal jobs Trump was going to save? It is the same number of American workers that Trump is threatening by a 35% import tax on German cars
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Tue June 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
President who is dogged by accusations of infidelity to his 3rd wife, and who has a history of infidelity with his previous two wives, decides to call out a Senator who had an affair while governor on primary election day in South Carolina
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dotard-In-Chief has legitimized a dictator, Senate blocks ZTE's bribe to Trump, Net Neutrality is officially repealed, and other stuff. Welcome to your It's Only Tuesday? MSNBC Discussion Thread - Start time 8 pm EDT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats and republicans are fighting for the soul of the country. Virginia, Nevada, Maine, and South Carolina voters all step up to the polls today. Have the democrats abandoned Sanders? Did the GOP grow up? Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 8PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressional candidate Archie Parnell hopes to beat his opponent just as badly as he beat his ex-wife
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Mon June 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
SC voters may have finally had enough of Mark Sanford. No, not because of his philandering, lying, and so-called Appalachian Trail hiking, but because he dared speak against His Orangeness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news for 6-6 college football teams and sports gamblers
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
That was supposed to be CR, not an H
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wonders why the government subsidizes housing so much when the poor could just die in the street instead
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In a strong attempt to dethrone Florida Man, Texas man decapitates rattlesnake, then is nearly fatally bitten by the severed head. With article that utterly fails to explain how the bite could occur, but I'm imagining the Killer Rabbit in Holy Grail
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Tue June 05, 2018
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
SC officials warn beachgoers to be on lookout for '80s metal gods wandering around wearing fur and leather, carrying chains and swords. \m/-.-\m/
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
You know, striking and killing a black man with your truck might just have been a horrible accident, but if you go home and chat online with your buddies about how you just killed "some [n-word]" and use a smiley emoticon, people are gonna double check
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boeing workers successfully vote to shut down their SC plant
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congress considers lowering age requirement for truck drivers to prevent national shortage. New standard only demands that drivers reach the pedals
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
South Carolina Lottery announces that tickets are only a mistake when they're winners
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Tue May 29, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New Uber feature allows you to dial 911 faster than an Uber driver can say criminal assault
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kid raises $6,000 for his sick brother with lemonade stand, which, coincidentally, is the way Republicans think the 99% should finance their health care
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a news anchor and cameraman and no one is around to report it, does it make the news?
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Mon May 28, 2018
(AP News)
 
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Luna, a drug-sniffing dog, and Hemi, an explosives-sniffing dog, take top honors at US sniffer dogs competition ....by a nose
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