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headlines found matching 'South Carolina'
Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Moral outrage and bikinis
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The dragon's belly is missing some scales
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Confirmed cases are rising in 40 of 50 states. It would probably be more, but math is, as we have seen, rather hard for some states
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Loudoun County, VA has suddenly seen a spike of 150 teens aged 16-18 test positive for Coronavirus in the last week. Which, by an astounding coincidence, is almost exactly the number of teens that went to Myrtle Beach, NC in the last two weeks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Gettysburg, S.D.. population 1200, police force of 2 and home to George Floyd's uncle, who wants the Confederate flag off of the police logo, which was adopted in 2009?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anyone with an IQ over 80 isn't invited to Trump's Mt. Rushmore burning
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Trace)
 
 
 
Gun & ammo stores increase sales by advertising Boogaloo memes. Subby last seen peddling invisibility cloaks to Antifa supersoldiers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Descendants of the real Aunt Jemima want reparations from the Quaker Oats company. Difficulty there isn't a REAL Aunt Jemima any more than there is a REAL Ronald McDonald
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, indoor dining at restaurants is now off the menu indefinitely
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Georgia governor signs landmark hate crimes bill into law. Landmarks? If only they cared about blacks and gays like bronze .... What? .... Oh.... Never mind
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If there's any justice in the world, yes. With the way 2020 has been going, his political career will probably end after he's caught blowing Bubbles the clown
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Complete your confederate statue set with this one little accessory: Bubba Rope. It comes pre-tied
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
When a staid news organization like CNN is openly using words like "Apocalyptic" in their headlines for stories about a pandemic, well you're either getting zombies, or what we have incoming in the next few months..and the zombies would be preferable
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We can't leave
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper: if you like the mask you have you can keep the mask you have. If you like social distancing you can continue social distancing. If you aren't willing to do either you can FOH, DIAF, and move to South Carolina
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(Politico)
 
 
 
South Carolina African American Republican Tim Scott gives GOP colleagues a sampling of the racism he faces everyday on his efforts to reform the police
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Senate GOP submit bill to outlaw encryption
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York, New Jersey and Connecticut to the states that haven't taken coronavirus seriously and are now showing large spikes in cases: GTFO
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Time lapse video shows only 12 percent of people wearing masks as they take a Covid-cation in Myrtle Beach
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good riddance, John C. Calhoun
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The more America opens up the younger the Covid19 patients become
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Myrtle Beach, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and coronavirus"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From boiled peanuts to brewers yeast, 20 surprising state foods
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch will pay Drew $20,000 to exercise
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
State court grants James Brown's dying wish, will finally be getting up off of that thing
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney: "Portions of John Bolton's book are 'factually false' and 'classified." Reporter: "How so?" Mick Mulvaney: "Um, errrrrrr, um OBAMAGATE, BENGHAZI, EMAILS"
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Congressional Coronavirus Panel is now looking at nursing home companies, and some folks are beginning to feel a little tightness in their chests
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's Tweet went over like a shotgun blast to the face
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Google "Florida Man" and your birthday and see what was happening on your special day. Link goes to subby's usual weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next Coronavirus hotspot is going to be where you'd expect
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
A second round of lockdowns may not be as effective
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
U-Chicago tracking survey says just 14% of Americans say they are "very happy" right now, down from 31% last year, and that number has NEVER been lower than 29% since they started conducting this survey...almost 50 years ago
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
The University of South Carolina has a women's dormitory named for a gynecologist who performed experimental surgeries on slaves without anesthesia
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Rancor erupts in news room. *SPOILER ALERT* Hopefully there's a skull lying around to activate the door switch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Prime Tom
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kudlow: "I'd like to eat my words in a month or so"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Black Lives Matter movement finally end the scourge of southern participation trophies?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Summer plans canceled due to Coronavirus? How about a nice tour through the American South and Southwest? And Al Jazeera has helpfully mapped Confederate monuments, so you and your anti-racist friends can say "hi." Respectfully, of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dow plunges more than 1,800 points as Wall Street realizes that the US has a spiking number of COVID-19 cases and diminishing hospital capacity ... again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In these times of racial strife, the GOP's only black friend has become its great black hope
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Lady G continues to handle all comers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Georgia denies that e-voting machines are faulty, says it's a simple matter of no one including poll workers knowing how to use them
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Southern university freezes tuition for first time in over a decade. Hell expected to be next
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"South Carolina's Graham taking on 3 Republican challengers." The AP's editors still doing phrasing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention residents of Georgia, Nevada, North Dakota, South Carolina and West Virginia, please remember to exercise your civic duty and VOTE today
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Clemson players ask the school to remove the name of slave owner John C. Calhoun from the school's honors college
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Mon June 08, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman's birthday weekend threesome has an unhappy ending
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Sun June 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Libertarians pick their 2020 presidential candidate and...okay, we have got to find her running mate's Fark handle because damn
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Golly, Republicans. If only the opportunity to uphold your oaths, perform your Constitutional duties, and remove a criminally corrupt President had presented itself at some point in the last three and half years. Good riddance, complicit traitors
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Check out this Megalodon tooth that this 5-year-old kid found. Still think that great white tooth that you found is awesome?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Female student decides to wear pants instead of dress to graduation at South Carolina high school. Let's see what happens next
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thoughtful employers are reporting thousands of workers to the state who have refused to return to the office because of fears about contracting coronavirus ...to have their unemployment benefits revoked
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Wed June 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Robert E. Leeaving
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I don't give a shiat [what the law is]," says officer sworn to uphold the law
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police shove and force AP to stop covering protests, which is totally something you do when you're adhering to the law and not doing anything illegal to the protests
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
NFL to make teams remain at their facilities for training camp, so no Panthers in historic Wofford, no Raiders enjoying Napa, and no Cowboys in Oxnard, a place as beautiful as it sounds
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Say Something Nice Day, so let's take this time to say something nice
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Confederate finally gives up the rebellion
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Article on how to safely and ethically film police misconduct
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Wed May 27, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Callery pear tree, I knew what semen smelled like before I even saw my first real-life penis
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Private toll roads want a bailout. How about seizing them by eminent domain while they're worthless?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy escapes brown bear, brown shorts
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Justice Department launching an investigation into Ahmaud Arbery's death as a hate crime. Better late than never
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Things seem to be returning to normal, as shootings break out at FL and SC beaches
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey, in a last ditch effort to save his re-election, wants to *really* piss off black voters right before the election, because there's no black folks in South Carolina
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(Morganton News Herald)
 
 
 
Non-violin offender charged for running naked in Fiddler's Run
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina to end face to face classroom instruction again after Thanksgiving. What a coincidence, that's right after the last home football game
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pretty sure it's already exploded
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Arizona may jail Jacob Wohl (be sure scroll down to see his cringeworthy selfie)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis offers a glimpse into some previously unknown stories from the set of Halloween
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham busted for operating illicit salon
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The College Board has one job: Give AP Exams to high school students. With exams administered online this year, about 2% of students are experiencing "Significant Disruptions" AFTER they finish and are told their only option is a make-up exam
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump and the GOP want to reopen? They think it will make them look good. The hundreds of thousand dead will just be icing on the cake
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure Biden sucks at social media but so what? And Hillary sucked as a candidate in 2016 so don't bring up how she was leading in polls at this point. Everything is fine and Bill Scher is totally happy with how events are currently unfolding
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden campaign is secretly forming a Republican group. Well it's not a secret now, thanks a lot
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic governor has to decide whether to ban the Republican convention in the name of public health or let them all go and get infected. Decisions, decisions
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham has managed to say something even more stupid than literally any other time he's opened his mouth
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Thu May 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. pushing forward with building a live-action Fallout theme park
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW stopping European Delivery program, where you fly to Bavaria to pick up your car and rev it up on the Autobahn, due to lack of interest. BMW never bothered starting a South Carolina delivery program, also due to lack of interest
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you will, that 2020 draws to a close with Donald Yep securing re-election because members of the electoral college vote against their states popular vote
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tennesses, LSU, Kentucky, Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, Texas A&M, South Carolina, and Arkansas all announce plans to bring students back to campus this fall. You know why this is under the Sports tab
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Expect malls to be less crowded when they finally reopen. So in other words, status quo?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It would be SUCH poetic justice if South Carolina elects a black man to replace Lindsey Graham
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The kooked-up Marianne Williamson zombie presidential campaign is still pushing forward, screwing over vendors "with love" along its kooked-up way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims Lincoln got better treatment from the press, but we all know how that turned out
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are now slight favorites for gaining control of the Senate, worry not though they'll find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Restaurant terrorized by saliva-coated Hand of God
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Fri May 01, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No joy in Mudville as the Little League World Series has been struck out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Best Buy's store reopening strategy gives every customer one-on-one service. That's a lot of extended warranties
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, start your engines NASCAR to resume with 7 races in 10 days. Darlington opens first race after shutdown - on May 17th. Sorry fans, not you, Crew only
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
....As opposed to a mildly amused alligator?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham donor and supporters flip to his Democratic opponent
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's plans to reopen all of its stores in six weeks, which should, like, double its current sales
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's your daily reminder Lindsey Graham is an asshole
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot warns against reopening public spaces too soon, 'likes' a photo of a tree from inside the containment chamber of his holodeck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Only one state has earned a grade of 'F' in terms of social distancing activity. Only one Southern state, just one state, Wait, it's not Florida? The hell?
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
HOA of multi-million dollar beach houses gets $1 million forgivable loan from the Small Business Administration's new Paycheck Protection Program as a nonprofit organization
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Simon says "Go back to the mall." Simon CEO, David Simon, who sits on Donald Trump's executive committee, to reopen 49 shopping centers
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Restaurants in Georgia were allowed to re-open their doors for dine-in service yesterday, so how did that go? Honestly? It mostly didn't; as it turns out, contrary to the governor's expectations, most restaurant owners AREN'T suicidal or homicidal
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Mon April 27, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Alabama has three Confederate-related holidays: Robert E. Lee's birthday ... (celebrated along with birthday of civil rights leader Martin Luther King); Confederate Memorial Day [today] ... and birthday of Confederate President Jefferson Davis"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Woman 'stunned' to be on crowded flight with no social distancing, having apparently been previously unaware of the average American's self discipline or American Airline's lack of concern for passenger survival rates
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
In case of an unexpected water landing, your quarter-million dollar McLaren can be used as a flotation device
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How can we reopen everything but schools?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Georgians can now go get their hair cut and hit the gym so they'll look extra dope in those coffins in a couple of weeks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Texas expected to be the next Lone Star on the reopening/reinfection list
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, not the beer, too; we need that
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is the equivalent of having Boss Hogg, Roscoe, and Enos manage your state's future
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Journalist Jeff Weiner reports Austin Gillespie aka Augutus Sol Invictus ordered his wife to bring their kids to Dickson Azalea Park ― "or else." What a cock
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Governors ask Trump to stop inciting riots
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Which U.S. states have idiots for governors?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US COVID-19 death toll tops 40,000. Only 18,220 to go before Cadet Bone Spurs exceeds total number of US Vietnam War dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, there's one other way to keep Southerners from flocking to the beaches during a pandemic
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wary of the disease-ridden peasants riding public transportation, Americans turn to bikes. Mumen Rider approves
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New White House Chief of Staff literally cries because the culture is so toxic and horrible. And now that we all know he's a weak-ass crybaby, he is sure to be fired
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Let's check in on who's most motivated to vote this fall. Oh boy, those people are really pissed
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sadly America is not ready for the kind of grief that will be inflicted soon on the country because of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Barack Obama: Only Joe Biden can save America from the policies implemented by Barack Obama
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Independent Tribune)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's weirder with this picture: The seemingly erased head of a girl, the confederate flag draped from a bull statue's horns, or that apparently, a high school student would show up at school this month
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why Joe should tap Stacey Abrams as his VP, assuming she passes his sniff test
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham (R-aw lips from kissing Trumps ass) calls for cutting benefits for the unemployed by up to $7/hour. "We've got to get that fixed"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is about to find out pandemics can't be gaslit
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Sun April 12, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
Well looks like we might have burgers for Thanksgiving
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Your pets are ready for you to get the fark out of the house and go back to work
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Wed April 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
United's special COVID-19 refund policy: Too bad, so sad, bye bye. Passengers in response: "Unleash the lawyers"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing bailed out, shuts down, sits on ass, starts day drinking and watching Disney+, too lazy to build medical equipment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A comprehensive guide to avoiding the grocery store and pharmacy. Step 1: Stay home. Step 2: See step one. The end
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't let the coronavirus stop you from enjoying Confederate Heritage Month
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Sat April 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The fourth word in the question is the answer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Historically, when unemployment surges, so does military recruitment. Yeah... about that historical trend
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Fri April 03, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
People stuck at home are adopting puppies in record numbers. That's just... nice
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Thu April 02, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College during coronavirus: A rapping professor, a cat in class, a demand that grades for the semester be pass/fail, pornography on Zoom ... wait, what?
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is a hell
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Pentagon orders all military bases stop publicly reporting COVID-19 numbers as several bases have had significant outbreaks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus has disrupted the Democrats' pan to take down Trump, in much the same way that Marshal Zukhov and Gen. Eisenhower "disrupted" a plot by German staff officers to assassinate Hitler
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
75% percent of the country is under shelter in place orders. Including basically every single population center
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(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
Bride donates all the flowers that were for her COVID-cancelled wedding to local hospices. The pollen is really bad on my eyes this year
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Medical company furloughs workers because they A) Have no more masks to see patients? B) Ran out of hand sanitizer? or C) Have lost profits?
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island is going door to door to track down people from NYC who are not observing the 14 day quarantine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The internet is breaking
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Hospital comes up with FDA approved 3D-printable device and software that allows a single ventilator to be used on four patients at the same time... and is giving away the source code and plans for free
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Insiders recount how Sanders lost the black vote" - and there's the problem, you can't lose what you never had
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Tue March 24, 2020
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
SC now prohibits getting together with your sister and your cousin, unless they happen to be the same person
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who was the shadow backer behind the pro-Warren Super PAC?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can Trump cancel the November election? Short answer: No. Long answer: No, but he may still try
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Fri March 20, 2020
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Man who faked having coronavirus complete with fake doctor's letter and got his company shut down for five days now faces charges that will isolate him for far longer
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Thu March 19, 2020
(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
"I think there is broad general agreement that small businesses in this country will not be able to survive unless there is extraordinary assistance"
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Idaho would rather hate on trans people than do something about coronavirus. That's the problem when you have a potato for a brain
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IRS social distances itself for 90 days from the April 15 tax payment deadline
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign suspends Facebook ads. Wailing and gnashing of the bros soon to commence
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is anyone in the Democratic Party brave enough to tell Bernie it's over?
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
AOC says she 'WON'T back Bernie Sanders in the Democratic Primary anymore after 'anti-trans' endorsement from Joe Rogan. Good thing he's practically washed up already cause otherwise this would have really hurt
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Plans for anti-Sanders Super PAC on hold as Uncle Joe keeps on winning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham tests negative for coronavirus, backbone
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Sat March 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you braved the hordes of toilet paper seeking shoppers? Share your stories and photos of the 2020 retail apocalypse
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even AOC got sick of Bernie's shiat: "It was like pulling teeth to get her to go to New Hampshire"
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Governor of South Carolina is stigginit to the libs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A whole week later, Bernie Sanders is finally declared the winner of the CA Primary
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Schools in South Carolina may now admit gay people exist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren decides not to burn any bridges
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, the single-issue candidate whose only agenda is to remove Trump from office. Good enough for some, not so much for others
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Wed March 11, 2020
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Duke Sucks
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's how to do a Boston accent ya fahkin bastid, it's wiked pissah
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because COVID-19 isn't gonna flare up bigly until next week, this is the Second Super Tuesday Democratic Primary Thread, LIVE NOW
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Reburning Bootie Sanders. I may have read that headline wrong
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Team Biden figures out a way to shut gaffe prone Sleppy Joe up; shorter speeches
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Mon March 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trans Am shifts into 4th gear. Biden with 24 point edge in Michigan
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans unhappy with Trump's response to the outbreak of coronavirus, and another 39% of Americans say they are less likely to vote for Trump because of his handling of the pandemic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Booker backs Biden
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