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headlines found matching 'South Africa'
Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession
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(The Weather Channel)
 
Boobies
 
Closed captioning fail
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Like many in Maine, he watched the BLM protests in 2020 and wondered how he could help the cause. So he did what he could. And that was come up with a car-mounted pepper spray cannon drivers could use on protestors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Future COVID variants will likely reinfect us multiple times a year, experts say - unless we invest in new vaccines." I mean, I'd like to, but... Season Three of Squid Game isn't gonna watch itself, so
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A conflict between a South African trophy hunter and local subsistence hunters has been resolved with a large donation to support indigenous wildlife
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Sun May 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We're losing track of Covid, and it won't end well
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
The European Center For Disease Prevention and Control has decided to abandon usage of the term 'subvariant' to label BA.4 and BA.5 legitimate Variants Of Concern. Get ready for the European Summer Of Death and the tourism to crematorium pipeline
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Wed May 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prince Albert is paying his wife $12 million a year to stay with him, help him develop more "in a can" jokes
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Rock goes up for auction. I'm willing to share him if you want to go in halfsies
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No, you
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the countries in the world that allow abortion in one convenient, alphabetical list. You know, just in case
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hellish COVID variants are now cracking the code to our immunity, it's just a matter of time before they wipe us out and take over the planet. Oh and enjoy the rest of your sickly lives while you can
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Well, unless you were the squid
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
'The Dutch have a bedroom window open for fresh air, even in winter,' says Japanese expat who has apparently never heard of a Dutch oven
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Mon May 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Time for Hot Covid Summer
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire accused of being hot, water wet, Farkers drunk
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Honest you 'woke progressive' extremists, I'm a liberal, stop making me look right-wing
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Thu April 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen Weird Al lately?
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Wed April 27, 2022
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"The Chinese cyber espionage group 'Bronze President' spies on Russian targets as Ukraine invasion continues" - unknown if Blond Bimbo, Slenderman Sycophant, or Scary Poppins are also helping
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old And Busted: airline doesn't know where your baggage is but they'll keep an eye out for it. New Hotness: passenger uses Apple AirTag to tell airline exactly where baggage is, trolls them online to get it delivered to them
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Africa's ban on alcohol (to prevent farkers from farking around during Covid) has led to yeast shortage, leading to limited production of Marmite
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The discovery of micronovae have astronomers triggered on a cosmic scale
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Tue April 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Is there anything Elon Musk wants other than attention?"
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Telescope in South Africa detects space laser, known as a "megamaser," 5 billion lightyears from Earth. No word on if it is Jewish in origin
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Sat April 16, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
An opinion writer at The Hill reaches deep and provides us with the worst possible example for why we should change the eligibility requirements for president
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hornsby and the rage are focused on Maggie and her group, whom he blames for the execution of Commonwealth troops, so he gets Leah and the Reapers to enact his revenge. Also, there are locusts. The Walking Dead midseason finale, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri April 08, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
But is it Jewish?
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Thu April 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Omicron variant BA.1 and BA.2 have now combined to create a third subvariant, XE, a Frankenstein virus that is even more contagious, but experts say you should be more worried about the variant that comes after it
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
You'd need it too if you worked for him
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia's economy is having sharp contractions. Will give birf to an adorable baby economy once it dilates to 10cm
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man breaks streetlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 02, 2022
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
USA to face England again in the World Cup on Black Friday, hopes it will be able to beat them again 1-1
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Lions got super mellow after sniffing oxy"
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ In the jungle, the mighty jungle/ The lion sleeps tonight/ In the jungle, the quiet jungle/ The lion sleeps tonight - ho, ho. Oxy-to-cin, Oxy-to-cin, Oxy-to-cin, Oxy-to-cin... ♪
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lasagna in a tube. Garfield: Jon, I'm putting you in the tube if you serve me that
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Sat March 26, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A snake catcher had to break through a wall to catch a 6-foot black mamba that had been lurking in a South African home for several weeks. Hell you can burn Subby's house down to get rid of that thing
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Mon March 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
American "MRA activist" living in Ukraine is popping up on social media as an unbiased source, but is really a shill for Russia. Something that became painfully obvious when he called the war "one of the most brilliant invasions in military history"
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
'Raised By Wolves' star does live-play Vampire The Masquerade streams. So...he's Ride or Die Clan Gangrel?
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"White woman is made center of attention for doing literally nothing" is the summary of A) An article on white privilege from Slate, B) What Twitter is mad about today, or C) The plot of a new Emmett Till opera
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Afforesting" the world's savannas will capture less carbon than hoped. It seems that on this planet we must obey the laws of thermodynamics
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dear creationists, science has not stopped finding fossils demonstrating human evolution for you to ignore. These were found yesterday and are still in the dirt of a cave in South Africa
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget those cute tardigrade little water bears that live in space and survive the heat of re-entry and meet a tick that is as old as your Uncle Joey
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what companies don't really mind doing business with a terrorist dictator. Hint: think crypto
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Sat March 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Idiotic Texas Congressman says that government vaccines are a greater crime against humanity than Putin's actions in Ukraine. And surprise, the idiot was not Louie Gohmert
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Russia has already lost the Ukraine war, the Putin out front should have already told ya
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Colossal shock wave ripples across space, dwarfing the Milky Way. Subby's mom needs a cigarette
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Two words that should never have been combined: "stealth Omicron"
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tick talk: African species can survive eight years without feeding, and females were able reproduce at least four years after the last male had died. Motherfu
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Mad-Libs headline: Tartan-clad Chinese pipers bring sound of Scotland to Olympic curling
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Mon February 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ah jeez, not this shiat again
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Fri February 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
BA.2 has all the "best" qualities of Omicron and Delta combined. And just in time to catch the US forgetting Covid ever existed, too
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Nature)
 
 
 
Urine revolution promises to pee on your crops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why it's time to drop the phrase, "Follow the science" from our discourse, especially in regard to wearing masks. Fark: Because Americans are too stupid to understand what it's supposed to mean
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Then they came for my fries, and there was no one to speak on my behalf
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Wed February 02, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Silver and gold might buy you a home, but things of this world they won't last you long, and time has a way of turning us old and time can't be bought back with silver and gold. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue February 01, 2022
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Let's go Landon
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Mon January 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
With one statement, Ted Cruz becomes even more repulsive, and likely to win re-election
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Abandoned flying saucer found in Malapa, South Africa. It must be true since it is in "The Daily Star". The only better source is "The Daily Mail" or possibly "NewsMax" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Two words I didn't want to read today: mutant Omicron
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Thu January 27, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So much for "natural immunity"
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Disney++
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you want to understand America, you have to understand the South. So grab a gun, burn a cross, and start sweet-talking your sister -- we got us some learnin' to do
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but there could be an extraterrestrial running around South Africa manipulating the human race. Could
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Looming Fed rate hikes have emerging markets dreading deja vu. In other news, looming Fed rate hikes have emerging markets dreading deja vu
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Omicron was never mild. People are just terrible at math, here's the math to prove it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
WHO warns of not one or two strains of Omicron circulating around the globe, there are now four different strains out there. Good thing most everyone is bored of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch airline announces new ultra-economy fare
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home swings back to #1 at the box office with $14.1 million, sending Scream 5 to #2 with $12 million. Sing 2 keeps hitting the same note at #3 with $5.7 million as West Side Story jets down to #9 with $698,000
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Sat January 22, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Canadian healthcare, dumb criminals, guitarists, and songwriters are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 13-19: Cousin Lou Edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic worse than anyone imagined
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