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Tue March 21, 2023
		If you've been pooping in the aisles of Broadway shows, many people have many questions for you source: jezebel.com \| share:	32

Mon March 20, 2023
		Amanda Bynes forgoes Connecticut "All That" reunion to wander L.A.'s Skid Row in the altogether source: nypost.com \| share:	50
		St. John's gives Rick Pitino six years to find an Italian restaurant with nice big tables source: espn.com \| share:	15
		"Olivia Wilde's Itty-Bitty Black String Bikini Has Us Longing for the Beach." Yeah, the beach source: yahoo.com \| share:	52
		Instead of welcoming the new employees and investors, UBS execs pull no punches in describing their distaste for Credit Suisse. "You go from having the best run Swiss bank in UBS with a clear strategy, to owning the worst" source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	18

Sat March 18, 2023
		I'm madder than a monkey with a bad banana. Back when the Weekly World News was the primary source of dubious information, everyone knew that "reports" or "news" from Russians was for the birds source: ktla.com \| share:	38
		TFG: Always give up, always surrender source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	290

Fri March 17, 2023
		Old & stale: plugging a hole in a levee with sandbags. New hotness: plugging a hole in a levee with pickup trucks source: thedrive.com \| share:	37
		NYC security preps underway for possible Trump indictment as early as next week, sources say source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	215
		Finally, a European industry brought to its knees by Brexit; Irish milliners forced to source from the UK. Oh, the haberdashery source: irishexaminer.com \| share:	9
		Russia claims to have 'won race' with the US to recover downed MQ-9 Reaper spy drone 3,000ft below the Black Sea source: metro.co.uk \| share:	97

Thu March 16, 2023
		"As opposed to reassuring us with facts, SVB took the 'you owe us your loyalty' route" source: axios.com \| share:	10
		A 3rd recorded call has hiat the Trump Fulton County Find Votes tower. It was perfect source: cnn.com \| share:	69

Wed March 15, 2023
		When fascism comes to America it will come as Florida Man: "The legislation would declare statements made by an anonymous source to be presumptively false as they relate to a defamation lawsuit unless a reporter reveals who the source is" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	122
		California college students told not to congregate under trees during wind and lightning storms. Also reminded to not look at source of rain fearing drownings source: kron4.com \| share:	31

Tue March 14, 2023
		Panasonic invents farting robot source: soranews24.com \| share:	10

Sat March 11, 2023
		When your [expletive] business is supplying fentanyl, not even your white-[expletive] house in Flower Mound, Texas, is going to save your white-[expletive] ass source: yahoo.com \| share:	51

Fri March 10, 2023
		Might as well just call it "Min" at the rate it's going source: gizmodo.com \| share:	40
		Ghost election fraud source used by Sidney Powell goes on the record and things go off the rails quickly source: rawstory.com \| share:	82
		Tucker Carlson wonders why everyone in the news media is not coming to him as a direct source for all of the Jan 6th footage source: mediaite.com \| share:	64

Thu March 09, 2023
		For first time since pandemic, Tokyo permits cherry-blossom parties at top viewing spots, where picnickers can enjoy the beauty of sakura while possibly succumbing to alcohol poisoning source: soranews24.com \| share:	11
		Mexican drug cartel PR department apologizes for overzealous staffers who killed two Americans last week; says they turned them over to the police. Also, Mexican drug cartels have a PR department source: wfaa.com \| share:	121

Wed March 08, 2023
		Plastic entering oceans could nearly triple by 2040, report says, even if Kim Kardashian is somehow kept from swimming in it source: aol.com \| share:	45
		The royal panties are in a bunch because Prince Andrew is furious over being denied wearing garter gear for the coronation. It's probably not a good time for him to bring up ball gags I would think source: yahoo.com \| share:	26
		In what's becoming a rite of passage for Hall of Fame bound NBA players, Is Morant is under investigation in Colorado source: espn.com \| share:	15
		Business insider turned automotive writer discovers what everyone else knew about the Tesla Cybertruck's windshield wiper all along. With bonus reminder about how hard it is to clean a windshield source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	63

Tue March 07, 2023
		Things are going so smoothly at Twitter that Elon Musk needs bodyguards to follow him into the bathroom source: comicsands.com \| share:	53

Sun March 05, 2023
		JSDF adds YouTube pranksters to its enemies list, uploads video of drill showing how they defend bases from these pesky invaders. "It's not clear if the training scenario was constructed under the theory that terrorists might pose as YouTubers" source: soranews24.com \| share:	13

Sat March 04, 2023
		5 foot 250 pound Chechen warlord and "energy pill" enthusiast is having health problems. Oh no...anyway source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Looks like George Conway finally got tired of sleeping on the couch source: pagesix.com \| share:	92

Thu March 02, 2023
		Are you hungry? Then why not catch and eat this dish that tastes remarkably like chicken? Sincerely, the Utah Department of Natural Resources source: thehill.com \| share:	73

Tue February 28, 2023
		Giants are planning a Golladay Holiday source: espn.com \| share:	4
		Dodgers hopeful Lux absence not eterna source: espn.com \| share:	5

Mon February 27, 2023
		Smart Nagoya takoyaki stall customers got their food with a side order of coke, not Pepsi. Coke source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
		Tom Brady wants to chase his dream of being a stand-up comedian. Sample material: "What did the linebacker say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach" If the rest of the set is that good, Subby's flying to Boston for the show source: radaronline.com \| share:	36

Fri February 24, 2023
		Ladies and Gentlemen... DJ T source: pagesix.com \| share:	121

Thu February 23, 2023
		FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried hit with 4 more criminal charges of making illegal campaign contributions, being a douche source: cnbc.com \| share:	20
		Anne Hathaway turns heads in dominatrix-style naked dress, and I'm all alone again aren't I? source: eonline.com \| share:	108
		State bill originally written to aggressively cut back on air pollution watered down to simply study sources of pollution. Choke on that one, citizens source: kutv.com \| share:	22

Wed February 22, 2023
		You really think the Daily Mail would do that? Just go on and print lies? source: theguardian.com \| share:	24

Tue February 21, 2023
		Can drinking tart cherry juice before bed really help you sleep better? Or perhaps the more relevant question is should TikTok be your primary source for health information? source: self.com \| share:	12

Mon February 20, 2023
		UK voter ID scheme working exactly as intended source: theguardian.com \| share:	28
		Jim Bob Cooter joining the Indianapolis Colts because he has the most Indiana name ever source: fox59.com \| share:	19

Sat February 18, 2023
		PETA rolls critical hit as vegan D&D player demand from dungeon masters to create "cruelty-free campaigns" source: cbr.com \| share:	130
(Some Rando)		MIT boffins make a case that removing carbon from seawater should be more efficient than removing it from the air source: newatlas.com \| share:	21
		An open-source project now makes it easier to spot rare fish eggs, find out which are most delicious source: popsci.com \| share:	2
		Niagara Falls, slowly I turned, quickly I fell source: foxnews.com \| share:	18

Thu February 16, 2023
		Nobody: ... Machine Gun Kelly's guitarist: No I did NOT sleep with Machine Gun Kelly source: eonline.com \| share:	33

Wed February 15, 2023
		More evidence North Korean nutter Kim Jong-un is grooming his daughter to replace him: he is now banning people from having same name as her source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	57
		But is a gaspedaling out of the question? source: cnn.com \| share:	238
		Looks like the world will have to wait a little longer for North Korea's lavish 'Benidorm' beach resort to open, it seems the site is swamped in human poo because the homeless have taken it over (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	41
		Raging dumpster fire that is ransomware attack reaches 6th day as Oakland attends to raging dumpster fires in order they are reported source: sfist.com \| share:	32

Tue February 14, 2023
		Where does your (assuming you're a US resident) state stack up when ranked against the Seven Deadly Sins? Number One is pretty much a given, but WTF is up with Wyoming? No wonder it's so sparsely populated source: wallethub.com \| share:	74
(Some Moderate Guy)		"Godolphin gears up for upgrade to NSW rare earths resource". Reportedly still salty about being left out of the Council of Elrond source: businessnews.com.au \| share:	5

Mon February 13, 2023
		Austin Majors, child actor from cop drama "NYPD Blue," passes away at 27 in LA homeless facility. We really need to do better source: ktla.com \| share:	44
		MLB: You know that "Ghost Runner" temporary rule for extra innings that every baseball fan hates? Well, get used to it source: espn.com \| share:	58
		Joe Rogan deepfake product promotion video is "disconcerting" only to fans of Joe Rogan source: petapixel.com \| share:	48

Sun February 12, 2023
		Trump loses 2020 presidential election. Again source: yahoo.com \| share:	71
		What if Independence Day comes before July 4? source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	169

Sat February 11, 2023
		Russell Westbrook's wife assures everyone that he can be seen in mirrors, goes out In sunlight source: nypost.com \| share:	15

Fri February 10, 2023
		Mitch throws batboy under the bus, under the bus, under the bus. Mitch throws batboy under the bus, all day long source: usatoday.com \| share:	60

Wed February 08, 2023
		U.S. Intel Sources say that the Chinese balloon indicates China may have an extensive intelligence gathering network not unlike our own. Remember, we pay people good money for this analysis source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Warner Bros Discovery's corporate motto: "We have no idea what we're doing" source: avclub.com \| share:	28
		Person rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries after being assaulted at Ajax place. According to Troyan sources, Hector's condition has since stabilized source: cp24.com \| share:	21

Mon February 06, 2023
(Some Guy)		Man arrested for trying to revive Soviet Union source: frontnews.ge \| share:	48
		I hate Maryland Nazis source: cnn.com \| share:	237
(Some Guy)		If James Gunn does get around to making his planned new Supergirl Movie, the source material is a little wild source: fandom.com \| share:	67

Sat February 04, 2023
(Some Guy)		Saturday Gamer Alert: Are you well heeled and play alot? Have a drool or 2 and read about a RTX 4090 Titan 4 slot with 48 Gigs of ddr6x, 'how does 'yowza' still apply in 2023 source: videocardz.com \| share:	43
		But the Supreme Court's emails source: cnn.com \| share:	52

Thu February 02, 2023
		BBC to merge its disparate news channels into one "BBC News" channel, presenting opportunity to cut costs by sacking some old-fart BBC presenters source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
		George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros source: msn.com \| share:	58
		Just to prove they're unbiased, the FBI will now search the Pence home for classified materials source: cnn.com \| share:	95
		Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News source: msn.com \| share:	217
		So, apparently there are still quite a few folk who didn't realize Jerry (hisseff) was calling the plays source: espn.com \| share:	20

Wed February 01, 2023
		There'll be laughing and singing, and goin' to prison, for dancing in the streets source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		Neuroscientist reveals four things she does to eliminate forgetfulness. She would have listed more, but, she forgot what those were source: cnbc.com \| share:	7
		Japanese TV network apologizes for airing disrespectful clip of reporter chewing gum live on air. Ric Romero would never source: soranews24.com \| share:	11
		Bostonians think the makers of "The Last of Us" are a buncha chowdaheads saying the show makes a mockery of Boston-area geography source: boston.com \| share:	41

Tue January 31, 2023
		McDonald's Japan to reformulate McNuggets, getting rid of thigh meat and making them simply ground chicken breast and skin. Is this an outrage? source: soranews24.com \| share:	22

Mon January 30, 2023
		The first rule of Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club is: you do not talk about Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club source: openculture.com \| share:	35

Sun January 29, 2023
		Remember that radioactive capsule that was reported missing in Australia? Nobody even knew it was gone for weeks. That's real good security work there, Lou source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Sat January 28, 2023
		The Onion remains America's most respected news source source: theonion.com \| share:	147
		A second Frappuccino is scheduled to hit Japanese Starbucks this Valentine's Day. Cue the Opera source: soranews24.com \| share:	3

Fri January 27, 2023
		By nuking Ukraine, I assume source: msn.com \| share:	86
		"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident" source: wesh.com \| share:	22
		What's the worst that could happen? source: yahoo.com \| share:	57

Thu January 26, 2023
		Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
		Article does not mention the source of the DNA which was found in the sock source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	36
		National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets source: cnn.com \| share:	115
		Just when you thought the GOP could never produce a worse VP pick than Sarah Palin, you betcha a new candidate appears source: motherjones.com \| share:	144
		Man outsources his own memory to AI. Paging Manfred Macx source: businessinsider.com \| share:	10
		"George Santos' new treasurer wants you to know he's not George Santos' treasurer" source: motherjones.com \| share:	29

Wed January 25, 2023
(Some Guy)		Did someone just pull a Frank Pentangeli on Biden? source: neuburger.substack.com \| share:	55

Tue January 24, 2023
		Elections have sometimes positive consequences. New Democratic AG of AZ has decided to "reprioritize the mission and resources" of the unit her predecessor created to prosecute voting fraud to instead focus on voting rights and ballot access source: theguardian.com \| share:	24
		Source code breach at Riot Games leads to extortion demand threatening the release of new cheat systems for League of Legends. Riot Games refuses, knowing that would be like dumping a bucket of sand in the Sahara source: kotaku.com \| share:	17
		I suppose that's slightly ironic, given the source source: cruz.senate.gov \| share:	93
		Jeff Bezos is not going to sell Washington Post to buy Commanders, will simply lay off journalists and replace articles with profitable listicles and ads masquerading as articles source: people.com \| share:	6

Mon January 23, 2023
		And now NorCal wants a turn source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	152
		Patrick Mahomes has a high ankle sprain. "Chiefs will likely shoot that ankle up with so much drugs, he'll be floating on the field for next week's game" source: totalprosports.com \| share:	24

Sun January 22, 2023
		DoJ: "Hey, Abbott" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	25

Sat January 21, 2023
		King Charles 'to ditch traditional silk stockings and breeches' for his coming coronation. No word yet on whether he's getting his nipples pierced to hang medals for the event source: metro.co.uk \| share:	50
		Apple releases entire source code for its flagship computer for free. It's the code for 1983's Lisa, but still source: macworld.com \| share:	56

Fri January 20, 2023
		House GOP to investigate SCOTUS leak of opinion. Surely they will unlock the mystery just like the conservative court did. NOT source: foxnews.com \| share:	73

Thu January 19, 2023
		TFG wants the reporter at Politico arrested so he can out Alito as the source of the leak and allow the Democrats to impeach him in 2024. The Aristocrats source: mediaite.com \| share:	86
		Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever source: mediaite.com \| share:	55

Wed January 18, 2023
		Putin gives a speech on the anniversary of the Siege of Leningrad commemorating the brave stand taken there by plucky Russian volunteers who stood off a vicious assault by a coalition of European nations. Wait, what? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	64
		Putin submits bill to the State Duma to withdraw from the Convention on the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms and the European Convention on the Suppression of Terrorism. Well of course he did source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	31

Tue January 17, 2023
		The totally real and completely legit Devolder Organization, the supposed source of Rep. Santos' wealth, just changed its address from that of a closed medical office in FL to a much more respectable PO box at a Mailboxes Etc source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58
		Youtubing superstar either gets out of control celebrating her birthday or gets hassled by cops - let the media narrative war begin source: tmz.com \| share:	33

Mon January 16, 2023
		Not news: Football team complains about officiating. News: Complains that it cost them a game. Fark: A game in which they weren't even playing source: freep.com \| share:	36

Sun January 15, 2023
		Depend on someone else's platform as your main source of income? That will always be a you problem source: theverge.com \| share:	158
		Lying liar defends lying liar. No surprise there. Just another day at the GQP source: cnn.com \| share:	40

Fri January 13, 2023
		Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties source: mediaite.com \| share:	45
		Goldman's platform solutions business unit (their consumer and fintech arms) lost $1.2BIL in the first 9 months of '22, $1.05bil in 2021 and $783mil in 2020. All hail their corporate overlords source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	8

Thu January 12, 2023
		Dad: "This is how you handle a gun." (BLAM) "Owwww." Daughter: "Like this?" (BLAM) "Owwww." Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	160
		No doubt in multiples of $5 source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	8
		What's his Fark handle? source: mediaite.com \| share:	34

Wed January 11, 2023
		Sorry, Tucker, but Watergate was NOT a conspiracy between Carl Bernstein and the FBI to bring down Nixon, you dolt source: mediaite.com \| share:	57

Tue January 10, 2023
		I just ... I mean ... I don't even ... how the ... can we just back up and ... I ... source: businessinsider.com \| share:	80
		Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex source: boston25news.com \| share:	54

Mon January 09, 2023
		Callisto Protocol's real horror is in the credits source: kotaku.com \| share:	11
		As far fetched as this might sound, George Santos allegedly hid the source of campaign donations source: msn.com \| share:	94
		Brad Pitt sunbathes with topless girlfriend and you're gone ... so how was your weekend? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	38
(Some Guy)		Former Trump 'spiritual advisor' Paula White is accused of attempting to embezzle money from Journey's bank account. Just like Jesus said to do source: retro1025.com \| share:	61

Sun January 08, 2023
		Krispy Kreme Japan unveils limited-edition tit doughnuts, celebrating the great tits found only in Hokkaido source: soranews24.com \| share:	15
		RIP Uniform Resource locator, better known as Utah's "porn sniffing dog". In other news, Utah had a porn sniffing dog that caught bad porn pups. Errr perps source: ksl.com \| share:	141

Sat January 07, 2023
		Don't swim in yellow canals [Graphic pic] source: arstechnica.com \| share:	45

Fri January 06, 2023
		University of Idaho murder suspect was seen by a neighbor cleaning out his car with surgical gloves and garbage bags, AS ONE DOES. You know, totally normal stuff source: cnn.com \| share:	223
		Jim Harbaugh hates Pete Carroll so much that he copies Pete's every move. Except winning a championship source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	35

Thu January 05, 2023
		Mexican authorities nab el chipo off el chapo source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		"Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies source: fox13news.com \| share:	54
		Those who make peaceful strikes impossible make violent riots inevitable source: theguardian.com \| share:	53
		Dobbs employees tire of one another source: ksdk.com \| share:	18

Tue January 03, 2023
		The name is Quicksilver. James Quicksilver. You didn't see that coming? source: avclub.com \| share:	26

Mon January 02, 2023
		Luxury gym refuses to accept membership applications in January, claim they're too elite for resolutionary profits source: ktla.com \| share:	17

Thu December 29, 2022
(Some Guy)		Warner Bros Discovery so out of ideas they're considering rebooting Harry Potter source: screengeek.net \| share:	122
(Some Meaty Urologist)		Suddenly, pillars of light source: wtaj.com \| share:	28
		Unhinged woman tries to save the 'Death of a Salesman' on Broadway source: nypost.com \| share:	9

Wed December 28, 2022
		Railway lives up to its name source: yahoo.com \| share:	25
		The situation's under control. Calm down, please. Give me your attention for a moment. I'll tell you what happened source: ktla.com \| share:	41
(Some Guy)		Washington Commanders to unveil their first ever mascot: a hog, calling back to beloved legends of the old Washington football club. The OG Hogs unamused, may file for trademark infringement against Dan Snyder source: frontofficesports.com \| share:	23
		Pete is a free agent again source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	45
		Amazon Japan's lowest-rated high-speed clothes drying bag bought for $11, reviewed, found acceptable for drying anything except jeans. Three stars minimum source: soranews24.com \| share:	6
		Elon vs. the FTC consent decree in a nutshell: "It's the equivalent of someone asking Sam Bankman-Fried if he understood the laws against money laundering, and SBF responded by saying 'I manage my resources well in League of Legends'" source: techdirt.com \| share:	24

Tue December 27, 2022
		UK's version of Mike Pence, Jacob £-Shillings and Pence, mulls running for Tory leadership should they lose next election. Promises to bring back workhouses, the hulks, gaslit streets, smog and other glories of the Victorian era source: inews.co.uk \| share:	24

Sat December 24, 2022
		Kush takes a bone saw to his relationship with TFG. I'll bet he did Nazi that coming source: nypost.com \| share:	137

Fri December 23, 2022
		Jets' coach suspended for gambling. I'll wager he didn't win source: espn.com \| share:	19
		Prince Andrew lands on his keister after King Charles throws him out of Buckingham Palace for Epstein sex scandal (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	43
		Bloomberg mulling acquisition of WSJ/Dow Jones, and/or WaPo ...still no taste for fowl tasting Twitter source: axios.com \| share:	13
		The end of Netflix password sharing is upon us source: screenrant.com \| share:	82
		Candace Owens spreads baseless claim, which will just make her more popular with the base source: mediaite.com \| share:	77
		Half-Life fans discover the half of the game that's dead source: kotaku.com \| share:	24

Thu December 22, 2022
		And nothing of value was lost source: npr.org \| share:	6
		World's first direct observation of electron and positron capture process at the positron source of the SuperKEKB B‑factory. Basically they used variations of CB radios, goodbuddy source: eurekalert.org \| share:	1

Wed December 21, 2022
		Best Korea grand leader declares 7 days of strict "No fun policy" in mourning former best leader's passing. Still working on just how this will be different than the other 51 weeks in Best Korea source: radaronline.com \| share:	27
		BOOM boom boom BOOM Boom etc source: yahoo.com \| share:	86
		Meanwhile in Fort Lauderdale... source: local10.com \| share:	46
		If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	116
		Adults buying toys for themselves are the biggest source of growth for the industry. This is important because they usually don't report about adult toy sales in the general media source: nbcnews.com \| share:	43

Tue December 20, 2022
		After three years of work, modders working with the source code have updated Dark Forces -- the 1995 Star Wars Doom clone -- for the modern times. No word if there's an option that replaces Kyle Katarn with Cassian Andor source: pcgamer.com \| share:	33
		It's game over for Atari VCS. This is not a repeat from 1984 source: howtogeek.com \| share:	28
		You can smoke all the weed you want in Tucker Carlson's house if your name is Mike Tyson source: pagesix.com \| share:	60

Mon December 19, 2022
		We now go to the beach for the Myrtle Beach Bowl. Will Marshall take this one? Or will UCONN claw and fight their way to victory? Bowl season continues at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	4
(Some Guy)		Deion Sanders' move to Colorado State is a rousing success, a triumph for the ages, and a bellwether for national relevance. And by that, we mean sources close to the program call it "a huge mess" source: clutchpoints.com \| share:	16
		In the market for lingerie and perfume? Dude, you're getting Adele source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	15

Sun December 18, 2022
		Japanese grandma's lifehack is all about peeling a mandarin efficiently source: soranews24.com \| share:	12

Sat December 17, 2022
		Ticked-off father invites his ungrateful children to celebrate their stepmom's promotion at work source: theguardian.com \| share:	6

Fri December 16, 2022
		According to sources that I've also just made up, JFK was killed by Tucker Carlson's dad to protect the secrets of the Swanson TV Dinner from being released to the general public source: mediaite.com \| share:	81
		The college bowl season starts with two games. First is the Hometown Lenders Bahamas Bowl with Miami (OH) and UAB at 11:30 AM ET on ESPN, and then the Duluth Trading Cure Bowl at 3:00 PM on ESPN with two ranked teams, UTSA and Troy. Let's begin source: espn.com \| share:	38
		Goldman Sachs to lay off up to 4,000 people. Season's Greetings source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		FIFA: Peace was never an option source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		A much better use of your time than playing any Bubsy game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Costume Quest 2 free @ Epic. What have you been playing this week? Dwarf Fortress? Side note: unplayed owned games you keep meaning to play? Tell us source: store.epicgames.com \| share:	164
		Town name checks out source: kstp.com \| share:	56

Thu December 15, 2022
		This episode is about secrets. Secrets that ruin lives. Secrets that destroy cultures. Secrets that make you wonder "why are we doing this again?" It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Secret Canter, and I would tell you more, but it is a secret source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	9

Wed December 14, 2022
		Detroit TV reporter Jason Carr reveals unfamiliarity with Mark Mester by attacking colleagues during "Jason Carr Live" segment until station cuts away, then returning from break to rip station management. Now he has time to read up on Mark Mester source: audacy.com \| share:	19
		Man arrested in murder of California cop's spouse in Kentucky, which gives him an alibi in the cop's killing in Kentucky, which also clears up the cop's stalking and burglary charges. Cue Bill Kurtiss voiceover source: msn.com \| share:	37

Tue December 13, 2022
		Phoenix police officer under investigation for making pornographic movies while working from home. Well, technically, he was "working". I don't know what all the fuss is about source: kold.com \| share:	49
		NASA selects the UAE because we don't need Russian crap at the Moon source: arstechnica.com \| share:	6
		Kyler Murray to get a head start on reading next year's playbook source: espn.com \| share:	28

Mon December 12, 2022
		The Witcher showrunner: Which Witcher writer mocked the books? We love the source material source: ign.com \| share:	33
		"Fark - the undisputed GOAT of journalism" - The New York Times source: avclub.com \| share:	20

Sat December 10, 2022
		Asinine: Couple's home gets randomly shot up. Also asinine: What a letter received from district attorney's office said afterwards source: wisn.com \| share:	35

Fri December 09, 2022
		Subby hopes "can't shut the fark up"-itis is contagious among all fiscal malfeasant, rogue thespians source: theverge.com \| share:	10
(Pravda Ukraine)		Russian military tire factory workers fail to observe smoking policy source: pravda.com.ua \| share:	64
		Maybe it's the indictments talking source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	81

Thu December 08, 2022
		Royal Rumble Reveals Racism source: msn.com \| share:	48
		The latest celebrity couple? Hammiston source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		James Gunn saves us from WW3 source: deadline.com \| share:	73

Wed December 07, 2022
		T. J. Holmeswrecker source: etonline.com \| share:	13
		T. J. Holmeswrecker source: etonline.com \| share:	13
		Bruce Willis' family is praying for a Christmas miracle as he remains trapped in the Nakatomi Tower source: msn.com \| share:	109
		A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		US Soccer looking to make sure they play uninspiring football and not play their best players for next few years source: espn.com \| share:	25
		US Soccer looking to make sure they play uninspiring football and not play their best players for next few years source: espn.com \| share:	25

Tue December 06, 2022
		Walker defeated in Georgia, this time by Warnock instead of Rick Grimes source: nbcnews.com \| share:	402
		NFL teams doing homework on how to make convincing runs at minority head coaching candidates while already deciding on Jim Harbaugh prior to interview process source: nfl.com \| share:	19
		Once again, The Onion is 'Merica's finest and most accurate news source source: theonion.com \| share:	176
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 6 is solace, as in James Brown was regarded as a solace source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	15

Mon December 05, 2022
		King of Staten Island abdicates to Kings County (Brooklyn) source: nypost.com \| share:	13
		Bad morning America source: pagesix.com \| share:	74

Sun December 04, 2022
		Irish rebellion in progress as irate publicans remove Heineken from premises over wholesale price hike and insufficient discounts. Guinness for thrift source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	15
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 4 is celerity, as in "The gas station put in credit card operated tire inflators and celerity ensued" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	18

Sat December 03, 2022
(VideoCardz)		This could be the one and only time that the USA's complete lack of consumer protection laws provides video gamers belated satisfaction: Retailers are not accepting returns on scalped RTX 4080s source: videocardz.com \| share:	62
		Electric with four doors. Next they'll be making a Jabberjaw looking Corvette SUV... Oh my source: caranddriver.com \| share:	61
		For some reason, having all your young, technology savvy men either go off to die in Ukraine, or flee your country to avoid dying in Ukraine, leaves your infrastructure vulnerable to hackers even when you used to be the world's main source of hackers source: arstechnica.com \| share:	23

Fri December 02, 2022
		EU spent $500,000 to throw a party in the Metaverse. Which I'm sure was appreciated by the 6 people who showed up source: theage.com.au \| share:	23
		Police sources said the coconuts could have killed the entire Eastern Seaboard source: twitter.com \| share:	49
		Day 282 of WW3: Wagner Group admits recruiting Russian prison inmate (from Zambia) who died fighting in Ukraine. Oh yeah, they're also recruiting inmates with tuberculosis, hepatitis, and HIV. (Source: video) It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	482
		AWS fell for Microsoft's ".Net is going open source" malarkey source: theregister.com \| share:	28

Thu December 01, 2022
		Looting a dragon's hoard is easier that getting someone's "secret" cookie recipe but Sunny wants to bake everyone their favorite Wish Day cookies. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Christmas Baking In Equestria, where bad baking means DOOOOOOOOOM source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	10
		Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited source: cnn.com \| share:	54
(Bride & Bloom)		Bacteria-fermented carbohydrates causing flatulence and far too many hamsters source: thethings.com \| share:	8
		Spending massive amounts of lives and combat resources to take Bahkmut, a town that will give them little to no strategic or tactical advantage even if taken, shows the Russian army isn't learning from previous battles...like, say, Stalingrad source: msn.com \| share:	58
		"Like, I didn't get, like, hit in the balls," he said with a laugh source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	9

Wed November 30, 2022
		Mr. Oz got crushed by John Fetterman so badly, he can't even show his face on television source: yahoo.com \| share:	93

Tue November 29, 2022
		Pros: Very cool open source Robot Dog could really teach young enthusiasts about robotics. Cons: Head falls off easily source: tomshardware.com \| share:	12
		When is acute kidney injury not a cute kidney injury? source: espn.com \| share:	7
		Russian colonel commits "self execution" by shooting himself 5 times, demonstrating the fine marksmanship skills that his military is known for source: yahoo.com \| share:	61
		Just to ease your mind, dead bodies are stored in cruise ships away from the food storage areas source: snopes.com \| share:	86
		All right Collinson, I know things are tough right now, but we need you to reach deep down inside and pull out the stupidest take you possibly can source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		Showrunner Russell T. Davies is pushing ahead with plans to expand "Doctor Who" with Marvel-style spin offs that focus on enemies including the Cybermen and Daleks. Don't you think he looks tired? source: doctorwhotv.co.uk \| share:	46
		Iran's national anthem sucks so much that they have to resort to torture to get folks to sing it source: msn.com \| share:	47
		The creepiest thing in the Haunted Mansion Ride in Tokyo Disney is now gonna be the adult anime fans in the line source: japantoday.com \| share:	15
		Matt Lauer no longer glib source: people.com \| share:	56
		Another Devin Nunes defamation lawsuit can moooove forward, but will probably be an udder failure like all the rest and sent out to pasture source: yahoo.com \| share:	32

Mon November 28, 2022
		Meanwhile in Japan, bottled hot water is hot, and wet source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
		How the heck does Pete Davidson do it? source: uk.style.yahoo.com \| share:	81

Sat November 26, 2022
(Miss Manners)		Canadians are rude source: sportsbrief.com \| share:	27

Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Guy)		Seriously America, there is never a good reason to encourage kids to yell out the n-word. That means you, Floriduh teacher-lady source: hip-hopvibe.com \| share:	87
		Manchester United: Buy it like Beckham? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	10

Wed November 23, 2022
		The Texans just now noticed that Davis Mills is the worst quarterback in the NFL, and have benched him for Kyle Allen source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		El Salvador is headed straight into a volcano source: bitcoinmagazine.com \| share:	15

Tue November 22, 2022
		Chuck Lorre fails to sell new sitcom about guy named Chuck Lorre running early 2000's sitcom starring guy named Charlie Sheen. #winning source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	19
		How to know the judge is pissed. When he tells your lawyer--"You can't keep making the same arguments after you've already lost," and "I just think you're wasting time and resources," source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	44
(Some Gal)		Where do you like to shop for seeds? Subby usually hits up Baker Creek, but there have to be a ton of other great sources. This is your Fark Gardening thread for Tuesday, November 22 source: rareseeds.com \| share:	74
		GenX found in Roanoke VA water. Whatever source: wvtf.org \| share:	10

Mon November 21, 2022
		AP fires reporter for a little bitty false story: "Senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	110
		Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples...again. Difficulty: For the third time source: soranews24.com \| share:	6

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