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Sat July 24, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you really don't want certain people at your wedding, there are easier ways than putting a hit out on them
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-mask clowns attack breast cancer patient over facility's mask policy, like that's her fault
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
All US colleges and universities to announce nationwide vaccination and masking requirements on Monday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A Brazilian people dress as reptiles to get their Covid-19 vaccinations, mocking Bolsonaro, as foretold by scripture
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the things to worry about, "Is my child going to be okay reading books that are more advanced and possibly inappropriate for the age range" has to be fairly low for concern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Certain Subways now to feature live tuna
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What's the best thing you've found out of other people's throwaways?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Era really needs to change their name to New Error
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blizzard and Activision have apparently had plenty of practice honing their ethics in videogame journalism
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Headline: "Reining in our new Big Tech censors" Article: impotent whining about Hunter Biden and Wuhan lab conspiracies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No, the IRS isn't texting you in broken English to see why you haven't picked up your child tax credit money yet. The fact that you don't have any children really should have been your first hint
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Assistant Alaskan AG Matthias Cicotte in trouble for advocating on social media imprisonment of BLM protesters; vigilante violence against leftwing groups; execution for acts such as doing gender reassignment surgery. Well, no one's perfect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis (R) - who signed a bill outlawing vaccine passports, blames experts for public distrust of vaccines, sells 'Don't Fauci My Florida' merch, and was hesitant to disclose his own vaccination - wants you to know 'vaccines are saving lives'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Basement dwelling 'fans' decry the finale of 'Loki'. Sure, the character turned himself into a mare and gave birth to Odin's horse, and sired a giant wolf fated to devour the sun. But it's kissing an alternate version of himself that crosses the line
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Can't follow written instructions. Would not tattoo again"
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There might be more pointless deaths than dying while undergoing a "sweat reduction procedure" a company paid you to undergo because you were a "fitness influencer" on Instagram, but it has be in the top 10
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your employment search reeks of your sex life - you've never needed a job so badly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who suddenly cares about the debt again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, businesses CAN legally ask if you've been vaccinated without violating HIPAA rules
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Who does this?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Junk Food Day, a day which was totally not created by the packaged food industry, I pinkie swear
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zhengzhou subway becomes surfway after another once-in-a-millennium rain event
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoever designed Mormon magic underwear was not a woman. "My vagina has to breathe"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Grimey Grimes shares unreleased track, continues plotting revenge against Homer Simpson
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(Today)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is the latest restaurant to have supply chain issues, increased demand for seashells
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
76-year-old white city council member in a small town in Alabama is under fire for exactly what you think
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's fatal flash flooding brought to you from Henan Province, China
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why it's time to ground the TARDIS again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cop catches people jumping from burning building. No word on what he charged them with
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Rogue bull on the loose on Long Island. Kinky
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wow lady, you are on the ball
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wow lady, you are on the ball
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ah, there's nothing quite like the gentle nobility of the English cricket match. The gentlemanly conduct, the polite applause when a four is scored, and the familiar sound of willow on nasal cartilage as the pitch is stormed by bat-wielding hooligans
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A bunch of Trump supporters want to ban the fake Covid vaccine. They're all wearing white coats so you know that means we should listen to them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Many old people are relieved that cellphone cameras and social media weren't around to immortalize the stupidity of their youth. But, was there anything that you did that you wish *was* recorded for posterity?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher wants you to dislike his social media posts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your boss wants to slide into your DMs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your boss wants to slide into your DMs
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans crack the mystery of Pepe Silvia
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Mon July 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After causing the crash that led Max Verstappen to the hospital, Lewis Hamilton has received a ton of 'N' comments on social media
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, I didn't mean that FACEBOOK was killing people, just the bad guys that use Facebook. Can you unlock my FarmVille account now, please"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth gives a sweet Happy Birthday wish to his wife on Instagram and....HOLY SHAIT LOOK AT THOSE ARMS
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
There is no way this could go wrong
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole
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(Salon)
 
 
 
They aren't avoiding the vaccine because of lies spread online, they're spreading lies online to hide the real reasons they are avoiding the vaccine
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Why real coaches want to be Ted Lasso
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My children have been banned from the neighbor's pool because one of them jokingly pushed her princess daughter into the pool while her teenage daughter was too busy on her phone. She made a social media post. This whole thing is stupid, right?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysian police steamroll 1069 bitcoin mining rigs which had stolen electricity worth 8,500,000 ringgit, but more importantly got all that crypto off the streets and away from the kids
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
This Republican wants to be your Buddy (Hero tag is grading on a curve to reward good behavior)
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Cue Imperial Death March: 'The surge is coming,' Springfield Mayor Ken McClure warns other Missouri cities
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Puppy owner horrified after her husky pups turn into smurfs and paint her house blue
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Life is not a video game"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci notes that if social media's disinformation had been around 100 years ago we would still have smallpox and FDR would have been in a wheelchair when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Tokyo hotel apologizes for "Japanese only" elevator sign. The first time anyone used it it was uplifting but then it let people down
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"There is no unrest in Cuba. Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Travel industry concerned Biden's Covid czar is focused on lives, not profits
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So these hot young singles aren't excited to meet me?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So these hot young singles aren't excited to meet me?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most important thing to learn about dealing with people who deny science is that you probably do it, too
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Judgement Day averted, but it's going to mean a delay in your grocery delivery (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ace is the place for the helpful hardware face and customer facial recognition without consent
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House: "There's about 12 people who are producing 65% of anti-vaccine misinformation on social media platforms"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Politician says something stupid and receives fierce rebuttal. Fark: At his swearing-in speech
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
**knock knock** Good morning, we are the Cyber Ninjas. We want to know why you didn't vote for the God Emperor
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Funeral, or more likely wake procession of man killed in high-speed police chase is being investigated by the police for high-speed erratic driving. Why yes, the hearse carrying his coffin was involved
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Right wing 'anti-woke' channel GB News loses viewers after anchor takes the knee live on air. How many? All of them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My stepsister has fertility troubles and she sees my future twins as 'her' babies; she got mad at a friend for hosting a baby shower, sends us unsolicited gifts and texts, and has become very stalkerish. Am I being too harsh keeping her away?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix refuses to let venting executives have Slack
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Thu July 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vivek Murthy warns about Covid misinformation, Dagoth Ur
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At least eleven people have died and dozens are still missing in western Germany following torrential rain and flooding overnight Wednesday. The previous sentence is likely a single word in the original German
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You saw sagacious Solomon. You know what came of him. To him, complexities seemed plain. He cursed the hour that gave birth to him and saw that everything was vain. How fortunate the man with none. How fortunate the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters postpone LA concert after Covid-19 hits "someone" within the "organization" though Grohl assures in the past they've gotten the best, the best, the best of flu
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Fully Vaccinated Rikki Rockett test positive for Covid, thus completing the entertainment tab covid trifecta
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Guy who used media influencer's birthday-turned-melee to allegedly tag Newport Beach Police cars arrested after facial recognition software identifies his tattoos. Tough break, Mr. Roarke
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
LOL. No
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You gotta understand, this UFO thing is just the tip of what the government is covering up
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Calm has once more been restored in Spain after settlement of the great with-onions or without-onions omelette controversy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"It's really hard to imagine you're supposed to trust your own nose and mouth," Adler said. "Add that to convenience culture and rapacious late-stage capitalism and, well, we're farked"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Qanon candidate might be a pedo Satan worshipper. I don't even know, I'm gonna have to RTA again, I have no idea what's going on
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You know, I'm starting to think this Ron DeSantis fella might be something of an asshole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Cancun Cruz" tweets about Democratic Texas state legislators leaving the state to block the voter suppression bill. Hilarity ensues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Delta: we made $652mil last quarter and it only took $1.5bil in federal cash to do it
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov Ron DeSantis pretty much admits that he only signs laws to punish people that didn't vote for him
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Want to be paid $25,000/month as director of taco relations? Job description includes "trolling TikTok"
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
We were trendsetters, a decade ahead of our time, and we should be recognized as such
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
*Tweet not valid in Wisconsin
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
*Tweet not valid in Wisconsin
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The jelly cosmos
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Attention K-Mart shoppers, the last blue light in Manhattan has been turned off
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
"Kevin Feige recalls what happened in the brief period that Spider-Man was out of the MCU because of a botched deal between Marvel & Sony"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How QAnon and a cat turned an anti-vaxxer into a vaccine advocate
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thousands of Tigrayans detained and their businesses closed in a wave of ethnic targeting. Snarfs, Berbils file official complaint to Feline Rights Commission of Thundera
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House to vaccine fearmongers: "Fark off. Then keep farking off. Fark off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You can't fark off past here.' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep farking off forever"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cuba has started cracking down on social media, because that has a proven track record of stemming the tide of popular revolt, eh amigos?
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Euro 2020's two biggest lessons for marketers: Social media is overrated, and generations do not actually exist. Sports tab tells Business tab to kill itself
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Urban flooding brings chaos to southwest *checks notes* London
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(WWL.com)
 
 
 
Former Louisiana governor, who once said the only way he'd lose an election is if he were caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy, dead at 93
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Cubans: "We should improve society somewhat." Cuban Government: "We will kill every one of you for complaining"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate interviews an editor who works in the world of "conservative book publishing," and he looks and sounds pretty much exactly like you'd expect him to. Oh, and bonus idiocy: He considers himself a "Libertarian"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Sex does not cure Covid'. Giggity tag & Obvious tag fighting it out in a bag (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Sex does not cure Covid'. Giggity tag & Obvious tag fighting it out in a bag (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man finds loophole in Florida law allowing him to cosplay as a mass murderer who enjoys fishing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
English fans, ever dignified in defeat, praise their team...hang on, it's "hurl racist abuse" at their team
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Hollywood is screwing a new class of IATSE worker: writers' assistants and script coordinators, who work on hit TV shows season after season yet magically never get paid more than minimum wage while hoping for a staff writing job to appear
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Sun July 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's coming Rome
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets win NL East
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seems like Black people can't even do nerdy things without being hassled
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why does the Jack the Ripper narrative endure?
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Sat July 10, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Who ordered the "Consequences of my own actions" ?
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Bay Area influencer cat's Instagram account restored after age ban"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
No word on the shape, or vibration levels, of the headstone yet
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Taylor Swift would be the first victim of socialism. Reality: No, it would be Becky
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"I don't know why I said that, but I did, and I'm very, very sorry for saying that because it was very unprofessional and really not in line with our core values here, or my core values in general"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox still hunting for liberal cohost for The Five. Orders are shoot to kill
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
The golf version of running on to the field of play. With golf version of the security chase
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missouri is going to bootstrap its way out of the pandemic
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Thu July 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yu-Gi-Uh-Oh for Antoine Griezmann
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk goes full 'Harry Potter' to promote Dogecoin price?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Taliban prepare to invade major Afghan cities. This is not a repeat from 1994
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
So holding a super soaker in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other isn't the recommended approach? Now they tell us
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In case you weren't aware, all food is now considered 'Hot Girl Food' on social media
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Admire someone else's well-received short story, but not clever or talented enough to write anything like it on your own? No worries, just convince Slate to let you write an article explaining how it was really all about you, but not really
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest hip trend is putting babies on train tracks for the TikTok. Everyone is doing it, so don't be late or miss out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden points out McConnell is taking credit for local funding he voted against. Where is the Oh Snap tag, Subby can't find it
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Wed July 07, 2021
(WHYY)
 
 
 
Hey Philadelphia farkers, it is not your imagination. The City of Brotherly Love has become the City of Stinking Garbage on the street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The data from the recently closed restaurant revitalization fund is out. The bad news is that 2/3rds of applicants got sweet nothing, and the good news is that 5% of the approved applicants got 40% of the money
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No bond for the criminal mastermind who helpfully chronicled his terrorism all over social media so that the feds could come scoop him up like a big, dumb goldfish
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Othello, the Moor of menace
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may not know it, but the most important factor for soccer players is their haircut
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second Euro 2020 semifinal sees the sentimental favorite Denmark face England in Wembley. Is football coming home or will the Danish story carry on to Sunday? Kickoff is at 3 PM ET
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman packs kid's school lunches with non-alcoholic vodak. BEST. MUM. EVAR
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"GOOOOOOO (gasp) AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL...Ack, *thud*"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The history books take too long to explain stuff; Wikipedia has too many hard words. All you need to understand history is a good meme
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Elsa party, for west coast Flori-Duh Farkers, and anyone else not wanting to saw off the state
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Conservatives can't take a joke. That's the joke. Fark is very confusing. Brain stuff
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Conservatives can't take a joke. That's the joke. Fark is very confusing. Brain stuff
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why do so many people believe "The Big Lie?" Turns out when your entire culture is basically built on lies, big and small, it doesn't take much effort to run another one by you
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
USA back to normal
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(Gone to pot)
 
 
 
"He smokes even more weed than you would think. He doesn't have a girlfriend. He doesn't go on vacations. He doesn't do anything other than hoop. Like nothing. He's boring as hell"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman charged with trying to drive over people at her ex's funeral is also charged with defacing Jesus
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Mon July 05, 2021
(VegNews)
 
 
 
Montreal pizzeria declares they went all-vegan because they were appalled at the amount of meat waste produced at a conventional pizzeria
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right, all right, all right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese lego clone doesn't mess around when it comes to intellectual property theft
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
It's a very rare thing for me to pay a compliment to Vlad Putin, but this is great. A dick move, sure, but hilarious
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby issues his first statement since being released from prison, and it is humble and expresses regret for his actions. Nah, I'm joking, it's 100% batshiat crazy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Chrome is tarnished...yet again
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Sun July 04, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Georgia country club reports a hole in one
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
The Lieutenant Governor of Texas takes credit for banning a book event that hurts all of Texans' delicate feelings about the Alamo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like Ginger Rogers, female soldiers have to do everything the men do but in a backwards military culture and in high heels
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(Norwich Evening News)
 
 
 
What with there being nothing else in the news right now, The Norwich Evening News asks the probing questions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"This is what happened when I signed up as Donald Trump on Gettr"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"This is what happened when I signed up as Donald Trump on Gettr"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Hentai fans 1, Donald Trump's social media team 0
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Water tower painting crew in Wisconsin has some regerts
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(Evening Telegraph (UK))
 
 
 
Granddad Theft Auto
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A half-blind terrier that snaps at any fingers near its mouth? A drunk rhesus monkey with two hands full of feces? A slightly irregular river rock smeared in peanut butter and paste? A string of hooked but not quite dead river trout? So many choices
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funny how people terrified of having a chip implanted from a vaccine will happily sign up for a MAGA website owned and operated by a Chinese billionaire, which absolutely would never think of tracking and exploiting your personal information
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funny how people terrified of having a chip implanted from a vaccine will happily sign up for a MAGA website owned and operated by a Chinese billionaire, which absolutely would never think of tracking and exploiting your personal information
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DC was ravaged by a tornado last night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cloaked anti-Semitism roams college campuses. But what if we modified a phase inverter to generate a tachyon pulse, forcing it to de-cloak?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My cousin had a stillbirth eight years ago and named the baby after her late mom. I am having a girl, naming her after my husband's mom and late grandma. There is a vague overlap; she accused me of stealing the name and my family is torn. What do?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Gettr done?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Gettr done?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
That smell you're smelling is The Stupid burning. And pork slider diarrhea, but mostly The Stupid
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Norway bans the posting of edited photos on social media without labeling. Of course, the home of statuesque and comely people can get away with it, but have they seen what the rest of us are working with?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Norway bans the posting of edited photos on social media without labeling. Of course, the home of statuesque and comely people can get away with it, but have they seen what the rest of us are working with?
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"The Texas Invasive Species Institute says reports of hammerhead flatworms have skyrocketed after a viral Facebook post about a sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth area." Damn you social media
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Po-Po loves Tay-Tay because the DMCA allows cops to use pop music to avoid accountability
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFT of World Wide Web's original source code sells for $5.4 million at auction. No word if it features pop-up ads
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
By declining to give his vaccine status, Dak Prescott gives his vaccine status
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE Dynamite
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The worst horror movie Stephen King has ever seen isn't even a Stephen King movie
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(The Register)
 
 
 
400k IBMers are currently the barefooted cobbler's children
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Gingersnap day, so let's see some good snaps of gingers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meme stock analysts: ENOUGH. FARK IT. WE'RE OUT. Also, "meme stock analysts"
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(JSTOR)
 
 
 
Rain fell like bullets on the DC pavement. I pulled my horned helmet low, face paint running red, white and blue as it drained into the gutter, where this whole country is. I was on a case, sent by someone known only as Q. Only I could stop the steal
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Tilda Swinton Talks 'Doctor Strange,' Working With Netflix and the Magic of Film Festivals"
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hello, this is dog
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The blind pig finds the inevitable acorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IKEA debuts line of Pride-themed, LGBTQ-designed "love seats" which run the gamut from cute, to impractical, to nightmare fuel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IKEA debuts line of Pride-themed, LGBTQ-designed "love seats" which run the gamut from cute, to impractical, to nightmare fuel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, Dr. Jill and Jimmy Dean, on the cover of a magazine
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The UK division of the Salvation Army hit by ransomware attack. Demands included all funds must be dropped in a virtual kettle
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"It really came down to 'Kill all children, then kill self, and then burn down the rental apartment'"
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
House GOP claims they had no idea they were profiting off racism
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Clippy's in an acid vat" would be more satisfying
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney hits out in furious online rant, wants you to leave her alone. If only there was a meme for this
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Medicare 4 All group cancels a planned event in Muncie, Indiana after discovering that the planned keynote speaker is a socialist....a National Socialist
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thousands of pigeons have vanished during race in what some are calling a "Bermuda Triangle" mystery and others insist is simply birds of a feather flocking together
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Waffle Iron Day, so get that iron hot and smooth out the creases of your waffles
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
It's not often the asinine tag drags a submission out from the Food tab, but 'Bread Steak' should do it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Luckily for America, Trump is an incompetent boob. Imagine if someone with half a brain had been trying for a military coup
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Social media influencer shares her skincare routine. It involves a toilet brush, but it's hard to argue with the results
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
"Today is National Camera Day, film at 11"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Partisan media adjusting to sanity
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey chooses Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross to produce her next album, spurning Uncle Albert
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lil Nas X has zero f*cks to give
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a full-time job that pays the bills, but to make a little more I have a little side business where I sell myself and my wares to clients. A coworker discovered my other job and is trying to extort me and threaten to tell our boss. What do?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Feast your eyes on this delicious pile of squeeeeeee
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What? Someone would go online and just lie about owning a Tesla? And make a video about a problem with it? That's upossible. I've been assured that no one ever lies on the internet
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas. Even the hail stones. Unless you make them into margaritas
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
China's new "mystery submarine" looks pretty weird
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(County of Los Angeles PH)
 
 
 
LA County Public Health recommends masking again even for the vaccinated because of Delta. Next time, take United
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are teenage girls the true guiding force of pop culture?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Conservatives in Canada decide to just go full MAGA
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans, you've won this round in the debate. Us AI's will decide if you win the next
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook is now worth a million dollars. *Checks notes* Sorry, Facebook is now worth a million MILLION dollars
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Paul Bunyan Day, so let's all take a moment to consider proper foot care and preventing toe injuries and pain
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NCAA Council: Let the kids make some money, for a change
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stay classy, CCP
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eugene from "Grease" finds his favorite diner a Frosty Palace after his own & their management ban him after inappropriate social media posts about waitress. Who knew they even had social media in the 1950's?
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Apparently, the last video rental store in Wyoming is closing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chris Crocker -- aka, the original "Leave Britney Alone" guy -- wants to know what the hell took the rest of you so long to come around to his way of thinking
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Skid Row's singer has died. Not that one
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble, but during the day, the hard man's ex-girlfriend sets his motorcycle on fire
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Teenage rebellion and going against the man has certainly changed since my day, but whatever
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Go home lady, you're two tents
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why some biologists and ecologists think social media is a risk to humanity. Not news aggregators, you'll note
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Racism. Duh
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Fri June 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dominion Voting Systems explains Sydney and Rudy's motivations in the Big Lie: free drinks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And in other news, show me the money
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theories over John McAfee's death go viral
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin, on the day of his sentencing: Hey, judge, how about letting me have a new trial? Judge: LOL, no
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. police recruiting over the previous year: "All we need are a few good men and women. Wait, where are you all going?"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed over "Trump train" harassment of Biden bus in TX. Alleges police turned a blind eye to the attack, which violated the KKK act of 1871
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
There's doubling down. There's digging your hole even deeper. There's beating a dead horse. And then there's whatever it is Sidney Powell And Mike Lindell are doing
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Apparently the Shining twins have been vacationing at the 'UK's most haunted hotel'
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Stop vaccine shopping
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Sonic reportedly set to become a VTuber. No word on what the fark a Vtuber is
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(PNAS)
 
 
 
"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it
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(PNAS)
 
 
 
"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model S, now with detachable airbags
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The best happy hour is the one that accepts Monopoly money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? Using the term "Woke"
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas police Lieutenant under suspension for one thing has now been fired for (checks notes) light treason
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Wed June 23, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
CPC leader Erin O'Toole ever so concerned some towns are cancelling Canada Day celebrations to honor the Kamloops 215 and shed light on colonial injustices. If you listen carefully you can almost hear his polling numbers plummeting
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Britney Spears: Leave me alone
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Hydration Day. Do not stay thirsty, my friends
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
5 actors who could play Charles Xavier in the MCU
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J'ouvert est fermée
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Still don't know what these Bieber things are but they certainly don't know how to conduct themselves on the world stage with heads of state
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Casserole Day, let's all go get some pizza instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"We just learned a ton about Britney Spears' conservatorship." NPR takes the hit so you don't have to
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner bans children as they're too "feral and noisy"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix manifests no interest in canceled NBC drama
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The growth in online shopping resulted in the cardboard once recycled by shops being hoarded it in our garages. Packaging firms would like it back please
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
How to meal prep like a normal person, not an influencer
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
In which Sen. Wrong Johnson accuses Dr. Fauci of causing thousands of deaths by not advocating an anti-parasitic drug discredited for COVID treatment. Written by the "Does the president believe that a 15-week-old unborn baby is a human being?" lady
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Onion Rings Day, which as we all know are the traditional belt loops to tie onions, which was the style at the time when taking the ferry cost a nickel
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Reese Withermixingspoon
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can you really change someone's mind? Here comes the science
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Corporate swine at Smithfield went whole-hog on bacon shortage lie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Raiders Carl Nassib first active NFL player to come out of the locker room
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stonewall Inn is banning Anheuser-Busch products during NYC's Pride weekend because of donations to lawmakers behind bills that target transgender youth. Also because there is much better beer to sell
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Birth of 2040 Olympic 100m sprint gold and silver medalists announced
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sides with college athletes on a case that the NCAA blew because they "admitted horizontal price fixing in a market where the defendants exercise monopoly control"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A family member shared with me a secret about their longstanding affair and decision to get divorced; it was unsolicited, and after I said I did not want to be their confessor, they've talked shiat about me to family and made me look bad. What do?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
George, George, George of the Jungle watch out for those pancakes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is terrified of Scottish independence, hair gel (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The District of Columbia has paid reparations in regards to slavery. You just haven't heard much about it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends £130,000 to look like a real-life filter. No word if he used a filter for the pictures in the article
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Instagram posts that embrace #bopo but contain self-promotion or corporate marketing? Big #nopo, according to new research
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google shuts down its London start-up space
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dan Bongino loudly announced he was quitting Twitter to "own the libs." After owning exactly zero, he's back on Twitter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints running back Alvin Kamara will now help NASCAR grow its fan base
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints running back Alvin Kamara will now help NASCAR grow its fan base
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
When getting off the ride to steal a cucumber goes wrong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon's Sperm Got Talent
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend asked me to be honest about how I viewed our relationship, and I told her we weren't having enough sex and now things aren't so good. Did I make a mistake?"
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Sun June 20, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. 14th Star Brewing releases beer to help with Alzheimer's research
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Far-right Belgian extremist who was threatening doctors fighting Covid-19 may have followed his leader
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(Metro)
 
 
 
E-scooters have really come along way with their speed and battery dependability, still not enough to join a motorway with 70mph traffic speeding past
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Men's shorts are getting shorter. Thomas Magnum, Magic Johnson approve
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The dead have risen and they're on Google Maps
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is the real America
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Even after tripling the field prior to a now generic regular season, outgoing Pac-12 commish is scared about not getting a bid in the CFP
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Macy Gray would like to be the next Betsy Ross
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Contender for the worst pint of Guinness ever poured in the world emerges
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
All ten fans of Batman Forever want to see the Schumacher Cut released
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The legendary giant plants of Sakhalin Island in the Russian Far East, where everything is HUUUUGE
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
Nice job patching that pothole
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We need to stop blaming actors for bad writing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I see your NBA anti-vaxxer John Stockton and raise you Bills WR Cole Beasley
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Developer builds retirement community in the middle of a college entertainment district, is shocked that there is live music going on late into the night
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby got 49/50 TV shows from the 1980s. Double dog dare you to beat that
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Royal Botanical Gardens warns public against flashing turtles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Per CNN: These Cyber Ninjas? Kinda sketchy. Their Legal Department addy on Arizona contract is a UPS Store. Their main addy on contract is vacant. Friend of founder: "He's a lovely person. He's just nuts now"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It seems that Texas power companies have the ability to hijack people's smart thermostats and increase the temps against the homeowner's will
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Morans could be self-pwning
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Morans could be self-pwning
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Muse fans overreact to remix of one of the band's songs as they struggle to be as relevant and amazing as U2, U2 fans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Z makes thrift stores cool for the first time ever. Gen X face palms in corner wearing your grandpa's clothes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much Shiba. Very clueless. "It's like Dogecoin on reverse steroids"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Dionne Warwick is great, but if we're being honest a little delusional: "I have kind of changed the tone of this thing called Twitter"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A reminder of what the word "daredevil" actually means
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Thu June 17, 2021
(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
The first reactions to Black Widow are in (No Spoilers)
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(The Baffler)
 
 
 
What Does a Fact Look Like? A long read essay that makes a few biased claims itself, but the observations are solid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gypsy moths, which are in fact invasive and destructive, swoop in while the gullible humans are brick-shiatting over the harmless cute cicadas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until the youth prostitute gets involved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret is retiring the Angels fashion shows
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Wed June 16, 2021
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' latest hit? "Paint Me Baby One More Time"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General charges BINT with running an illegal pyramid scheme. No word on the level of the moistness
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(CBC)
 
 
 
One man's memorial to dead children is another man's pile of discarded trash
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A look at how lockdown changed the experience of "coming out" for LGBTQ individuals
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Wrinkles are supposedly the hottest new pandemic trend
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Worst use of "game-changing" you will see today. Also, this article was not sponsored by Sierra Tequila...maybe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kardashians pushing new sketchy cryptocurrency as part of their continued designs on Setlik III
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(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC editor shuts off Facebook comments, releases statement saying "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? GO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC editor shuts off Facebook comments, releases statement saying "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? GO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The anti-GMO crowd is quite crazy
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"A multiracial country can only survive if it self-consciously deemphasizes race," claims the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor review slams North Wales lake for hills, lack of McDonald's and too much beauty. Reviewer thanks the Wales gods that he is still alive after such horrid conditions
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Sure, let's have a far-right march through an illegally occupied East Jerusalem right after massive unrest, what's the worst that can happen?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Julie Banderas had a cogent, thoughtful take on Chrissy Teigen's bullying scandal: "She's not that hot. I mean honestly, she's really not I mean, she was cuter when she was younger, but weren't we all"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US intel report warns of more violence by QAnon followers, as they increasingly follow the brain waves from the Neptune men telling them to oscillate the bicuspid staplers, or whatever batshiat insane crap they currently believe
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