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There might be more pointless deaths than dying while undergoing a "sweat reduction procedure" a company paid you to undergo because you were a "fitness influencer" on Instagram, but it has be in the top 10
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Your employment search reeks of your sex life - you've never needed a job so badly
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Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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Guess who suddenly cares about the debt again
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Yes, businesses CAN legally ask if you've been vaccinated without violating HIPAA rules
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Who does this?
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Today is National Junk Food Day, a day which was totally not created by the packaged food industry, I pinkie swear
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Zhengzhou subway becomes surfway after another once-in-a-millennium rain event
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Whoever designed Mormon magic underwear was not a woman. "My vagina has to breathe"
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Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes
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Grimey Grimes shares unreleased track, continues plotting revenge against Homer Simpson
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Taco Bell is the latest restaurant to have supply chain issues, increased demand for seashells
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76-year-old white city council member in a small town in Alabama is under fire for exactly what you think
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Today's fatal flash flooding brought to you from Henan Province, China
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| Mon July 19, 2021 |
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After causing the crash that led Max Verstappen to the hospital, Lewis Hamilton has received a ton of 'N' comments on social media
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"Hey guys, I didn't mean that FACEBOOK was killing people, just the bad guys that use Facebook. Can you unlock my FarmVille account now, please"
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Chris Hemsworth gives a sweet Happy Birthday wish to his wife on Instagram and....HOLY SHAIT LOOK AT THOSE ARMS
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There is no way this could go wrong
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Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole
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Want to rake in money from the Republican base? Be an asshole
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They aren't avoiding the vaccine because of lies spread online, they're spreading lies online to hide the real reasons they are avoiding the vaccine
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Why real coaches want to be Ted Lasso
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When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined
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"My children have been banned from the neighbor's pool because one of them jokingly pushed her princess daughter into the pool while her teenage daughter was too busy on her phone. She made a social media post. This whole thing is stupid, right?"
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Malaysian police steamroll 1069 bitcoin mining rigs which had stolen electricity worth 8,500,000 ringgit, but more importantly got all that crypto off the streets and away from the kids
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This Republican wants to be your Buddy (Hero tag is grading on a curve to reward good behavior)
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| Thu July 15, 2021 |
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Vivek Murthy warns about Covid misinformation, Dagoth Ur
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Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection
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Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection
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At least eleven people have died and dozens are still missing in western Germany following torrential rain and flooding overnight Wednesday. The previous sentence is likely a single word in the original German
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You saw sagacious Solomon. You know what came of him. To him, complexities seemed plain. He cursed the hour that gave birth to him and saw that everything was vain. How fortunate the man with none. How fortunate the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Foo Fighters postpone LA concert after Covid-19 hits "someone" within the "organization" though Grohl assures in the past they've gotten the best, the best, the best of flu
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Fully Vaccinated Rikki Rockett test positive for Covid, thus completing the entertainment tab covid trifecta
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Guy who used media influencer's birthday-turned-melee to allegedly tag Newport Beach Police cars arrested after facial recognition software identifies his tattoos. Tough break, Mr. Roarke
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LOL. No
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You gotta understand, this UFO thing is just the tip of what the government is covering up
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| Wed July 14, 2021 |
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Calm has once more been restored in Spain after settlement of the great with-onions or without-onions omelette controversy
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"It's really hard to imagine you're supposed to trust your own nose and mouth," Adler said. "Add that to convenience culture and rapacious late-stage capitalism and, well, we're farked"
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Qanon candidate might be a pedo Satan worshipper. I don't even know, I'm gonna have to RTA again, I have no idea what's going on
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You know, I'm starting to think this Ron DeSantis fella might be something of an asshole
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"Cancun Cruz" tweets about Democratic Texas state legislators leaving the state to block the voter suppression bill. Hilarity ensues
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Delta: we made $652mil last quarter and it only took $1.5bil in federal cash to do it
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Gov Ron DeSantis pretty much admits that he only signs laws to punish people that didn't vote for him
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Want to be paid $25,000/month as director of taco relations? Job description includes "trolling TikTok"
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We were trendsetters, a decade ahead of our time, and we should be recognized as such
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| Mon July 12, 2021 |
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Cuba has started cracking down on social media, because that has a proven track record of stemming the tide of popular revolt, eh amigos?
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Euro 2020's two biggest lessons for marketers: Social media is overrated, and generations do not actually exist. Sports tab tells Business tab to kill itself
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Urban flooding brings chaos to southwest *checks notes* London
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Former Louisiana governor, who once said the only way he'd lose an election is if he were caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy, dead at 93
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Cubans: "We should improve society somewhat." Cuban Government: "We will kill every one of you for complaining"
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Slate interviews an editor who works in the world of "conservative book publishing," and he looks and sounds pretty much exactly like you'd expect him to. Oh, and bonus idiocy: He considers himself a "Libertarian"
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'Sex does not cure Covid'. Giggity tag & Obvious tag fighting it out in a bag (possible nsfw content on page)
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'Sex does not cure Covid'. Giggity tag & Obvious tag fighting it out in a bag (possible nsfw content on page)
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Florida man finds loophole in Florida law allowing him to cosplay as a mass murderer who enjoys fishing
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English fans, ever dignified in defeat, praise their team...hang on, it's "hurl racist abuse" at their team
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Hollywood is screwing a new class of IATSE worker: writers' assistants and script coordinators, who work on hit TV shows season after season yet magically never get paid more than minimum wage while hoping for a staff writing job to appear
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| Fri July 09, 2021 |
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Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Taylor Swift would be the first victim of socialism. Reality: No, it would be Becky
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When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out
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"I don't know why I said that, but I did, and I'm very, very sorry for saying that because it was very unprofessional and really not in line with our core values here, or my core values in general"
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Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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Fox still hunting for liberal cohost for The Five. Orders are shoot to kill
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Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies
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Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies
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The golf version of running on to the field of play. With golf version of the security chase
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Missouri is going to bootstrap its way out of the pandemic
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| Thu July 01, 2021 |
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Norway bans the posting of edited photos on social media without labeling. Of course, the home of statuesque and comely people can get away with it, but have they seen what the rest of us are working with?
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Norway bans the posting of edited photos on social media without labeling. Of course, the home of statuesque and comely people can get away with it, but have they seen what the rest of us are working with?
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"The Texas Invasive Species Institute says reports of hammerhead flatworms have skyrocketed after a viral Facebook post about a sighting in the Dallas-Fort Worth area." Damn you social media
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The Po-Po loves Tay-Tay because the DMCA allows cops to use pop music to avoid accountability
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NFT of World Wide Web's original source code sells for $5.4 million at auction. No word if it features pop-up ads
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By declining to give his vaccine status, Dak Prescott gives his vaccine status
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WWE Dynamite
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Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms
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What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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The worst horror movie Stephen King has ever seen isn't even a Stephen King movie
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400k IBMers are currently the barefooted cobbler's children
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Today is National Gingersnap day, so let's see some good snaps of gingers
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Meme stock analysts: ENOUGH. FARK IT. WE'RE OUT. Also, "meme stock analysts"
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Rain fell like bullets on the DC pavement. I pulled my horned helmet low, face paint running red, white and blue as it drained into the gutter, where this whole country is. I was on a case, sent by someone known only as Q. Only I could stop the steal
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"Tilda Swinton Talks 'Doctor Strange,' Working With Netflix and the Magic of Film Festivals"
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| Wed June 30, 2021 |
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Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Hello, this is dog
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The blind pig finds the inevitable acorn
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IKEA debuts line of Pride-themed, LGBTQ-designed "love seats" which run the gamut from cute, to impractical, to nightmare fuel
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IKEA debuts line of Pride-themed, LGBTQ-designed "love seats" which run the gamut from cute, to impractical, to nightmare fuel
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Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, Dr. Jill and Jimmy Dean, on the cover of a magazine
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The UK division of the Salvation Army hit by ransomware attack. Demands included all funds must be dropped in a virtual kettle
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"It really came down to 'Kill all children, then kill self, and then burn down the rental apartment'"
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It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero
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It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero
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House GOP claims they had no idea they were profiting off racism
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"Clippy's in an acid vat" would be more satisfying
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Britney hits out in furious online rant, wants you to leave her alone. If only there was a meme for this
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| Tue June 29, 2021 |
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Medicare 4 All group cancels a planned event in Muncie, Indiana after discovering that the planned keynote speaker is a socialist....a National Socialist
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Thousands of pigeons have vanished during race in what some are calling a "Bermuda Triangle" mystery and others insist is simply birds of a feather flocking together
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Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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Today is National Waffle Iron Day, so get that iron hot and smooth out the creases of your waffles
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It's not often the asinine tag drags a submission out from the Food tab, but 'Bread Steak' should do it
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Luckily for America, Trump is an incompetent boob. Imagine if someone with half a brain had been trying for a military coup
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Social media influencer shares her skincare routine. It involves a toilet brush, but it's hard to argue with the results
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"Today is National Camera Day, film at 11"
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Partisan media adjusting to sanity
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Halsey chooses Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross to produce her next album, spurning Uncle Albert
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Lil Nas X has zero f*cks to give
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"I have a full-time job that pays the bills, but to make a little more I have a little side business where I sell myself and my wares to clients. A coworker discovered my other job and is trying to extort me and threaten to tell our boss. What do?"
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Feast your eyes on this delicious pile of squeeeeeee
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What? Someone would go online and just lie about owning a Tesla? And make a video about a problem with it? That's upossible. I've been assured that no one ever lies on the internet
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Everything's bigger in Texas. Even the hail stones. Unless you make them into margaritas
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China's new "mystery submarine" looks pretty weird
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LA County Public Health recommends masking again even for the vaccinated because of Delta. Next time, take United
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Are teenage girls the true guiding force of pop culture?
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Conservatives in Canada decide to just go full MAGA
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| Mon June 28, 2021 |
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Humans, you've won this round in the debate. Us AI's will decide if you win the next
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Facebook is now worth a million dollars. *Checks notes* Sorry, Facebook is now worth a million MILLION dollars
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Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both
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Today is National Paul Bunyan Day, so let's all take a moment to consider proper foot care and preventing toe injuries and pain
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NCAA Council: Let the kids make some money, for a change
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Stay classy, CCP
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Eugene from "Grease" finds his favorite diner a Frosty Palace after his own & their management ban him after inappropriate social media posts about waitress. Who knew they even had social media in the 1950's?
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Apparently, the last video rental store in Wyoming is closing
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Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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Chris Crocker -- aka, the original "Leave Britney Alone" guy -- wants to know what the hell took the rest of you so long to come around to his way of thinking
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Skid Row's singer has died. Not that one
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| Thu June 24, 2021 |
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Apparently the Shining twins have been vacationing at the 'UK's most haunted hotel'
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Stop vaccine shopping
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Sonic reportedly set to become a VTuber. No word on what the fark a Vtuber is
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"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it
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"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it
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Tesla Model S, now with detachable airbags
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The best happy hour is the one that accepts Monopoly money
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The latest thing you're doing wrong? Using the term "Woke"
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Texas police Lieutenant under suspension for one thing has now been fired for (checks notes) light treason
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| Mon June 21, 2021 |
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Corporate swine at Smithfield went whole-hog on bacon shortage lie
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Las Vegas Raiders Carl Nassib first active NFL player to come out of the locker room
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Stonewall Inn is banning Anheuser-Busch products during NYC's Pride weekend because of donations to lawmakers behind bills that target transgender youth. Also because there is much better beer to sell
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Birth of 2040 Olympic 100m sprint gold and silver medalists announced
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SCOTUS sides with college athletes on a case that the NCAA blew because they "admitted horizontal price fixing in a market where the defendants exercise monopoly control"
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"A family member shared with me a secret about their longstanding affair and decision to get divorced; it was unsolicited, and after I said I did not want to be their confessor, they've talked shiat about me to family and made me look bad. What do?"
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George, George, George of the Jungle watch out for those pancakes
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Boris Johnson is terrified of Scottish independence, hair gel (possible nsfw content on page)
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The District of Columbia has paid reparations in regards to slavery. You just haven't heard much about it
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Man spends £130,000 to look like a real-life filter. No word if he used a filter for the pictures in the article
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Instagram posts that embrace #bopo but contain self-promotion or corporate marketing? Big #nopo, according to new research
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Google shuts down its London start-up space
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Dan Bongino loudly announced he was quitting Twitter to "own the libs." After owning exactly zero, he's back on Twitter
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Saints running back Alvin Kamara will now help NASCAR grow its fan base
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Saints running back Alvin Kamara will now help NASCAR grow its fan base
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When getting off the ride to steal a cucumber goes wrong
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Nick Cannon's Sperm Got Talent
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"My girlfriend asked me to be honest about how I viewed our relationship, and I told her we weren't having enough sex and now things aren't so good. Did I make a mistake?"
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| Tue June 15, 2021 |
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TripAdvisor review slams North Wales lake for hills, lack of McDonald's and too much beauty. Reviewer thanks the Wales gods that he is still alive after such horrid conditions
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"Sure, let's have a far-right march through an illegally occupied East Jerusalem right after massive unrest, what's the worst that can happen?"
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Fox News anchor Julie Banderas had a cogent, thoughtful take on Chrissy Teigen's bullying scandal: "She's not that hot. I mean honestly, she's really not I mean, she was cuter when she was younger, but weren't we all"
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US intel report warns of more violence by QAnon followers, as they increasingly follow the brain waves from the Neptune men telling them to oscillate the bicuspid staplers, or whatever batshiat insane crap they currently believe
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