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Wed July 06, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
And in this episode of "Blame Everything But the Guns," Tucker Carlson...well...blames literally everything but the guns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The other tragedy from the Illinois parade shooting - Nearly everyone listed in this article needs a GoFundMe to pay for their medical bills
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Tue July 05, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sierra Leone Football Association to investigate two "suspicious" playoff matches. What could possibly be suspicious about two matches that ended 95-0 and 91-1?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mystery illness brings Guns N Roses to their SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New advertising tune for McD's knock-offs in Russia: "Two all-beef patties, special плесень, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Looks like the folks at NPR have discovered DALL-E mini
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Looks like the folks at NPR have discovered DALL-E mini
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
Fake Drake has been banned from Instagram. In other news, there's a Fake Drake
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
Fake Drake has been banned from Instagram. In other news, there's a Fake Drake
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
July 5 is National Bikini Day. Feel free to show pics of yourself in one or discuss your bathing suit experiences
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Due to recent disturbances, any group of guests in formal attire will be refused entry
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Mon July 04, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Shooter in custody after Highland Park parade mass shooting
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Well, this new "smartphone drugs" technology will surely not be abused at all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakin' 2: Electric Funeraloo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
War veteran who survived multiple campaigns behind enemy lines and awarded Purple Heart battles PTSD. What? Oh, wait .. vegan suffers PTSD cooking pork sausage
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Sun July 03, 2022
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Looks like poison is back on the menu
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New England nazis. I hate New England nazis
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Name a celebrity you think sold their soul to the devil to not visibly age. Subby's pick: Fashion designer Vera Wang, who looks 37 but is actually 73
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family kicked me out for being gay, so I didn't invite them to my wedding. Naturally, they are upset. But was I wrong?"
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Fri July 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minecraft Youtuber Technoblade has lost his year-long battle with cancer. Eight hours before his death, he asked his Dad to read one final message to his fans. I'm not crying, you're crying. Actually, scratch that, I'm crying
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(Axios)
 
 
 
They're coming for abortion internet next
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Suddenly, kangaroo
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
Man works for 27 years at Burger King. Daughter sets up GoFundMe with goal of $200 to honor his dedication. If you're reading this on Fark, you know things turned out different than expected. Now who's cutting all those onions?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NATO officials surprised to find Russian salad on the menu. Russian salad is of course a combination of polonium, vegetables and mayonnaise
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rob Manfred says he doesn't hate baseball
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Don't forget the laurels with your hearty handshakes today
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Planning to jailbreak your buddies arrested during earlier protest action? Don't plan it on social media
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why don't more men sew? Anyone have any darn ideas?
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Drunk woman charged with impersonation of cat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since they're shredding the First and Fourth Amendments, the Supreme Court decides the Sixth Amendment may as well be ripped apart, too
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
A soft rock station in Vancouver purges the airwaves by playing Rage Against The Machine's "Killing In The Name Of" on infinite loop, now approximately entering its 12th hour
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, parents. Peacock has heard your pleas, and has agreed to bring back "Caillou" for a whole new season. What's that? Oh, you didn't plead for that? Well, they heard something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what will convince people you don't throw unhinged tantrums in private? Throwing an unhinged tantrum in public
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
So how come Donald Duck gets away with this all the time?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm preggers with my cheating ex's baby. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
I see you baby, shaking that ass, shaking that ass, shaking that ass
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2022 shapin' up to go Spinal Tap as drummer Travis Barker experiencing dramatic health issues, rushed from West Hills Hospital to Cedar Sinai
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
DAIM, son
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Greg Jein, award-winning modeler for Star Trek and other SF films, lays down his acrylic brush
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Somewhere the Chef Formerly Known as Prince is smiling
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pelosi's shove of a snowflake GOP Congresswoman's daughter was so brutal that the kid didn't even notice
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple's 12 biggest losers summed up on one single failure
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know who Diego Schwartzman is either, but his girlfriend is even hotter than your mom
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The party's over at Airbnb
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Canada Day convoy "protests"... *moose playing sad trombone theme from The Price Is Right*
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Police post a picture on Facebook of a man who stole a wallet, hilarity does not ensue
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Police post a picture on Facebook of a man who stole a wallet, hilarity does not ensue
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Mon June 27, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Negativity bias positive comments. There's the math, here comes the science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worried about your child's safety on TikTok? Well, good news. A new group of TikTok moms is out there, watching and defending. Of course, some of them might actually be pedophiles in disguise. Maybe we need a group of TikTok aunts to watch them?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amber Heard lawyer Elaine caught rubbishedof in final hearing: 'I am judge, this is how it goes'. Is she unfair or not OR propose the positiy of tampering or [wait for social media chatter again]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four pairs of ears await severance
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
2022 sees the Major League debut of the #1 draft pick. Fark: from 2013
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Queen attended Glastonbury
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mary Miller (R-eich), who has previously spoken favorably about Hitler, says she didn't mean to say "white life." She just mispronounced one syllable, forgot another, and didn't immediately correct herself. You know, as one does
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Eau de Fark Day (just a dab behind the ears)
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Companies: We'll pay your travel. Patagonia: Hold my beer, we'll pay your bail
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Aspen Daily News)
 
 
 
Sick tag is for the 7.5% of Americans suffering Long COVID right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid relief loan diverted for a noble purpose
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
It's National Catfish Day? Well hush my puppy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie thought Gabby Petito was a horse and killed her as soon as she got hurt
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Fri June 24, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski announces retirement. This is not a repeat from 2019 (or is it)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
There wasn't enough Faygo to keep Violent J from being hospitalized
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember that $7.11/gallon sign at a 7-11 in Chicago a few days ago? Surprise, it's not real
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Assaulted by a 'fully grown adult potato'. Subby couldn't decide between asinine, awkward, dumbass, strange or amusing. Amusing won by a fully grown adult potato
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Netflix and pink slip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New calls for violence circulate on right-wing social media . . . and all the old calls for violence too; it's just there are new threats as well. I guess nothing's really changed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meal delivery service Daily Harvest recalls lentil dish which is de-livering its customers
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
"Nightcrawler"-type news freelancer charged with bombarding Fire Dept, first responders with bogus emergency calls. Never make the news yourself
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sign at movie theater: Sorry for the same-sex kissing scene in "Lightyear", we will do all we can to fast forward thru it. Was the theater in (A) Saudi Arabia, (B) Iran, or (C) Oklahoma
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Greitens' 'RINO hunting' ad prompts his base to go 'ex-wife hunting'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
30 years ago today supermarket shoppers were greeted by the biggest newspaper expose since Watergate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The important thing is he's not a (D). Overlook everything else
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(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Dumpster Fire. New Blazeness: Dump Fire
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ceiling Cat's job to be outsourced by 'mind reading' device that detects when men watch porn
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
That's why you always check the bag when you receive your fast food - somebody might have methed up the order
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Flip floppier
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How many secret bastards will Herschel Walker have to reveal before Evangelicals start to care?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Dakota to hold massive Civl War festival, despite not having existed until 24 years after that conflict ended. But, hey--they've got "south" right there in the name, so...Confederate flags for all
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Eclair Day, hold the Omay
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Build that Wall's bank account
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Red Air flight 203 is now arriving at... oh fark
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Video shows hordes of ATV riders tearing up the grass on the National Mall. But nobody's been arrested or anything, because apparently we just don't do that for crimes in DC anymore
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Tue June 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man reunited with phone lost in river for 10 months, which is a hell of a long time for someone to be lost in a river but at least he had his phone with him the whole time
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade police officer says the obvious part out loud
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Pope Francis' knee is so painful he's probably going to resign. Lighten up, Francis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EHRMAGERD Werst Herm sprnt £30m ern Aguerd
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow urban kids?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
And HOW did you find out today is World Productivity Day? Exactly
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
LARPing trio disappointed their plans for building a castle were foiled. They'll respawn in one to three years and be able to try again
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Who's Tom Brady's daddy?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kari Lake, Arizona GOP's rightwing candidate for governor, did her time as a drag queen. Why yes, there are photos
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Now MAGAts are claiming Ivanka's testimony was all CGI
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Sun June 19, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Steve Albini, poker master
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Sat June 18, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle grocery stores embrace our dystopian paradise
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sebastian Vettel must think F1 cars use unicorn farts as fuel
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If you are suddenly behind only six proxies I have bad news for you
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(Oxford University)
 
 
 
Everybody's nose in their devices, 1906 edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When your bucket list says "Visit every country in the world"
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sweden takes measures against PKK-related social media posts in Stockholm. There, happy Turkey? Now let's talk about NATO membership
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Making fun of anti-vaxxers isn't just entertaining, it's your civic duty. New study shows vaccine-hesitant people were more likely to get vaccinated after viewing humorous anti-vaxxer memes
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Tech-savvy twenty-somethings find one weird trick to bring down high gas prices. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: On Smackdown, Mr. McMahon steps down as CEO to join Max Dupri's modeling firm. Also, an Undisputed title match. Then on Rampage, Strickland explains why he swerved Keith Lee. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Companies are Juneteenthing wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This monkey's gone to heaven
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan's GQP is in chaos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵 🎵 They're knocking me out with those Texican thighs🎵🎵
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵 🎵 They're knocking me out with those Texican thighs🎵🎵
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Doctor Oz chooses GQP values over science
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Wishing you all a happy National Mascot Day. Go nuts
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Can you count how many sausage dogs are in this sausagefest?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cock sucker lives up to his middle name
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball legend Bird retires. No, not that one. The other one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like now is far too soon to discuss gun control after a great tragedy like Uvalde, it's probably not worth trying to prosecute Trump for illegally fundraising off a lie because that would be, like, really hard and stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well lookie here, another abandoned child of Herschel Walker. Check your couch cushions, closets, and sheds
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The world can now get through another day, Jackass star Bam Margera has been found safe after fleeing court-appointed rehab center
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ethan Hawke, Moon Knight guy
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A lie can travel around the world and back again while the truth is lacing up its boots"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A lie can travel around the world and back again while the truth is lacing up its boots"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ChiSox reliever Liam Hendriks free agency demands included going to a team that had a LGTBQ Pride game on the schedule
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New NYT editor asks journalists to please stop whining on Twitter about management
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New NYT editor asks journalists to please stop whining on Twitter about management
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And yet more absurd over-reaction to the Lightyear movie - specifically in casting Chris Evans as Buzz Lightyear instead of Tim Allen
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Unintentional coupling on MBTA green line causes pregnant pause
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is a picture of my friend Becca. She used to be a happy, popular girl until she texted emojis at a drug dealer. She died instantly. Please don't text emojis. Don't wind up like Becca
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Uncooked orange lobster caught by fisherman off coast of Barra, Scotland is a rare 'one in 10 million'. Probably too rare to cook
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that gas station that accidentally charged 69 cents a gallon last week? They've fixed the glitch
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
C-SPAN lost out on a chance to have Stephen A. Smith become the network's biggest star
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan passes bill to make online insults punishable by jail time but those guys are all assholes anyhow🖕
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No? That's a shame, I was kind of looking forward to the peace of unburied death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are going to mouth off to the bouncer and cause problems, check to see if the bouncer is a former professional boxer who is an ex UK heavyweight boxing champion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN unleashes its elite, crack team of reporters to uncover the truth behind one of life's great questions: What happens if you wake up before your alarm?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lizzo changes lyrics to song after people spaz out on her for using an ableist slur. Lame
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, your food is nutritious and tastes good, but does it have "Q-bounce?"
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville mayor, Muhammad Ali's daughter launch social media campaign to get USPS to honor The Greatest with postage stamp
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fan falls for handsome Harry Styles after seeing his concert, goes One Direction. 35ft DOWN (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Because the first thing that comes to mind when you think 'Joker' is a big-budget Hollywood musical
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Because people apparently like idiotic things like ghost runners and designated hitters, some want MLB to institute a mercy rule for professional baseball players
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Truth Social censors users who post footage from the Jan. 6th hearings. If only someone would set up a social network that would allow for true, unfettered Free Speech
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After a Google engineer claims the company's AI chatbot LaMDA has become "sentient", Google suggests the engineer take a paid vacation on STFU Island
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Number one: Amber Heard doesn't 'blame' jury for siding with Johnny Depp. Number two: she says...heheheheh...'number two'
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Karen Gillan in a red dress and this is where I reveal the secrets of the universe and you miss out because you clicked
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia and U.A.E. ban Pixar's 'Lightyear' for saying, and showing, gay
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cosmetic company Revlon may file for chapter 11 protection. It seems they have no foundation
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Things have gotten bleak for Ukraine
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember Stuckey's? It's not dead yet and is making a comeback thanks to nostalgia, road trips, and pecan rolls
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(Marie Claire UK)
 
 
 
Social media discovers that Chris Evans is a Masshole
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Forget Web 3.0, here comes Web 5.0 built on the blockchain
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(Eater)
 
 
 
More of a Chicago institution than pizza or hot dogs. Something every Farker can get behind Harold's Fried Chicken
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Would you surrender your phone for 30 days to cure screen addiction?
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager blames Instagram for her eating disorder, sues them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are going to need a "WSW" tag: White Supremacy War news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's overlooked yet crucial product shortage: tampons and pads
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Huh, Incubus is still a thing
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ope, nevermind
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Thu June 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bye, Felicia (says Washington Post)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Super rare unicorn kitten" adopted a bit early for Caturday; Subby's male tortie glares at her like the Aggrieved Girlfriend from the meme
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
911, please state the nature of the emergency because due to high gas prices we're not driving over for minor things
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(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Sheena Greitens will not go gentle into that good night, requests Missouri government records of Eric Greitens raging, raging at the wife. Missouri will deliver the records, 1 day after Eric's primary election
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
DIY crosswalks
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"Office hero uses Olive Garden's 'Pasta Pass' to buy coworkers $5,000 worth of food"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter discovers the concept of malicious compliance
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Taco Bell opens new drive-thru concept designed to get you to the bathroom much faster
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Without admitting they fumbled, NBC Sports cuts Drew Brees after two seasons
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
1 dead and 30 people injured in Germany after driver plows into crowd in an attack that is sure to be mentioned by AR-15 advocates repeatedly for the next 5 years
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(Only Sky)
 
 
 
Preacher, who is in no way a self loathing closeted gay man, calls for the execution of all homosexuals. You know, just like Jesus said
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
World's first sex robot doll given 'Glasgow accent', but the buried lede is how much the CEO looks like a CEO of a sex robot company
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trust the TikTok generation to save you
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Tue June 07, 2022
(TalkSport)
 
 
 
You cannot defeat the invisible man
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
♩ "Tea in the Sahara....With you...♩....(in Florida). ♩ Tea in the Sahara...Wiiiiith yoooouuuu...♩...(in Florida"). ♩
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Stoney McTeensex gets two years in the pokey
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
I put on my pink teddy bear pyjama top and wizard hat
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson pulls a Kiefer Sutherland
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yo Muhammed is so fat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We now have Desert Alligators, your move land down somewhere where everything kills ya
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
31-year-old woman lands dream job after 8 different doctors diagnose her with anxiety. Fark: the "anxiety" was actually "Stage 4 Kidney Cancer" but those medical bills won't pay themselves
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Generally speaking, Russia continues to lose
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Oddly, no mention of trombones
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(A Word A Day)
 
 
 
"Trespooping" is when you let your dog trespass on someone else's lawn to pop a squat. Anu Garg's A Word A Day theme this week was portmanteaus. Some are quite good, but I suspect Farkers can do better
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pokemon fan has spent over $50,000 on 'vintage' memorabilia. Fark: not a basement boi
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
🎶We got no more Trouble, down here in Atlanta city🎶
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The latest thing we're not doing right: sexting
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Top Gun: Maverick soars with $84.5 million at #1, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness #2 with $9 million. The Bob's Burgers Movie cooks up $4.8 million at #3 while The Bad Guys hang on at #4 with $3 million, and audiences ignored Morbius anew
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only one part of crypto is making a profit
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline writer has apparently discovered a Highlander, Jesus, or something of the sort
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your next daily driver should be a convertible and have flamed paintwork, and wheels with spinning blades attached
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Sat June 04, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pair creates their own Door Dash system using locals with substance use disorder to shoplift and deliver from wish lists of desired merchandise
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: the edgelords have taken over the national Libertarian Party
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Fri June 03, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
County Board of Developmental Disorders wants the public to know they didn't pick man who gave homophobic graduation speech to be a member, he was appointed by the county comissioners and suggest the public contact comissioners to have him removed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field usher swats down impressive beer-cup pyramid, would apparently rather be breaking up fights or something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla surveils its employees on social media as Musk attempts a speed run of various Bond villain plots
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Star Wars nerds, why is it so hard to imagine a world with Black people? Stop being racist
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Thu June 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Some prick is still out there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sandmann lawyer suing Zuckerberg on behalf of Rittenhouse for defamation. Tag is for all involved
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(Orcus pork us)
 
 
 
Demogorgon sex toy. Your soul will be cumming with me. (NSFW image)
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri Police Department cancels ill-conceived gun raffle. This is not a repeat from the next thread down
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy spends 20 years looking for his birth mother then finds they were both working in the same hospital
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Twitter is a weird and wonderful place, and Newcastle footie star is a vibrator (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Twitter is a weird and wonderful place, and Newcastle footie star is a vibrator (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Movie theaters worried about popcorn shortage. For our Millennial readers, a movie theater is a place you pay to watch a stranger's TV. For our Gen Z readers, a TV is a large phone that doesn't have any social media accounts
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal court denies Lin Wood's insane request to block the GA State Bar from testing to see if he's insane
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg unfriended
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ As I walked out in the streets of Laredo. As I walked out in Laredo one day. I saw a young cowboy with plans to hunt humans. Plans to hunt humans, turn them cold as clay. ♪ ♪
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Say Something Nice Day. You know, you people don't smell as much as you used to
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Survey finds most men are asshats, a third are full-on assclowns
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
To be fair, it's probably an upgrade to the usual school meals
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(AP News)
 
 
 
BTS has a dynamite visit to the White House as Biden acknowledges the army that helped defeat Trump in Tulsa
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop releases its newest flavor, asparagus ice cream. Goes well with broccoli sauce
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Yet more video proof Disneyland's Grad Nite is merely Mickey Mouse UFC
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Spotify goes dark because someone forgot to pay the power bill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kremlin officially denies Putin's butt cancer
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
French diplomats go on strike for the first time in twenty years. No word if scabs are planning to cross the picket lines in order to waffle on buying gas from Russia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey everybody don't forget that it's the last day of MerMay today. So if you didn't get your Mer on earlier, then for Mer's sake get out your MerPaints and start MerPainting. No Ariel porn, please
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Might Subby make a detailed suggestion as to what racist Star Wars fans can do with their toy light sabers?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Speak in Complete Sentences Day. Like, duh
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness Day, so let's all celebrate something that we're absolutely not going to do an image search for
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(Independent)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin doesn't understand how toxic fans such as yourself could come to hate so much that which they once loved. Star Wars fans whistle idly, look away
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp, you've just finished a grueling, weeks-long trial facing a woman who wants to destroy your life and take all your money. What's next? Johnny Depp: Ima appear onstage with Jeff Beck and put on a rock show
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Mon May 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
San Francisco officers 'quack the case,' save baby ducklings from becoming henchducks for Waylon Jones
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Creativity Day. You submitted this with a better headliine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thousands were stranded at the Manchester Airport after pilots failed to show up
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Which is worse? Fifth-grader boy arrested for threatening mass shooting at his elementary school, or county sheriff posting video of his arrest on social media?
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Top Gun: Maverick avoids the danger zone at #1 with $123 million, knocking Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness to #2 with $17 million. The Bob's Burgers Movie debuts at #3 with $15.6 million, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 at #6 with $3 million
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Morbius 2 happen
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"How do I get my mom off the politics tab?"
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(Pepsi is better)
 
 
 
"Just fill a cup with your Coca-Cola and pour half a bag of salted peanuts into the cup. Then let the peanuts marinate in the Coke for a bit and you've got yourself a sweet, savory drink with a nice little snack at the end of your drink"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 28 is propagate, as in: In order to not get locked out of the field, it was necessary for us to propagate open
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Cigar Store offers customers a "free" cigar for a 5 star review. It appears someone with access to spambots has a problem with this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Skinny dipping in a canal in Venice. Marginally better than the Gowanus in Brooklyn? No. Not really
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Try to contain your shock, but it turns out that the manufacturer of the gun used for the Texas massacre might be kind of an opportunistic prick
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Today would've been the 100th birthday of the original "Most Interesting Man in the World", Christopher Lee
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Rio de Janeiro airport attacked with sexy results
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Terrorist who chased hero Eugene Goodman up the Capitol stairs gets years in prison
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A real cliffbanger: Randy couple caught having brazen sex on edge of a cliff (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Have you done three good deeds today? No? Well then you won't be getting your files back
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why does online advertisement cost so much these days? Because it works. Ask Marty Daniel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer reflects on the actual, precise moment that he finally made it past the bluster, distracting Tweets, constant self-promotion, and general bullshiat and was finally able to see Elon Musk as the abject conman he actually is
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Putin's Chechen warlord pulls a Ronnie Reagan 'the bombs will be dropping in 3..2..1' on Poland in response to Warsaw's steadfast backing of Kyiv
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Thu May 26, 2022
(BestLife)
 
 
 
Sears, where America USED to shop
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona GQP instigator threatens local Target stores for company's support of the LGBTQ community. But, it's a dry hate
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Before you restrict guns, why not make schools have a comprehensive security plan?" Uvalde had one since 2018. "Funding for metal detectors and physical security?" $69k in 2020. "Bigger security budget?" Doubled since 2017 to $435k. "Um... prayer?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
Weeners
 
Thai tea stall goes with questionable custom packaging choice for people who like to drink their tea from a penis
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Do you love avocados? Here's a viral hack that could make you violently ill. But hey, guacamole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Abbott: Cops "showed amazing courage by running towards gunfire for the singular purpose of trying to save lives." AP News: Police waited outside the school for at least 40 minutes while parents and onlookers urged them to do something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to tell the difference between "a" Metaverse scam and "the" Metaverse scam
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker's solution to school shootings involves "a department that can look at young men that's looking at women that's looking at social media" that's looking at a taco, that's wrapped in a burrito that's actually an enigma
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How about, "I'm sorry that you're probably going to be gunned down in a classroom, but you have to understand that there are many, many insecure men in this country, and guns make them feel brave, and your life just isn't worth their self esteem"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♫ Bye bye, to your NRA sty ♫ Air's so heavy where a bevy of our schoolkids cry ♫ While them good old boys still tell their guns-don't-kill lie ♫ Singing, this'll be the day that I die, this'll be the day that I die ♫
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(Vice)
 
 
 
ICE and CBP pinky-swear they probably won't use the Uvalde shooting incident to identify, arrest, and deport any of the kids or their family members, at least for now
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Wed May 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
When Twitter mishandles the information and violates the privacy of millions, it gets off with a fine. But when I'm caught spying on my neighbors
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court Blocks Florida's Free Speech Law For Violating Free Speech
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Hopefully lunch is the only thing you get in a plain brown wrapper today
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(FanFest)
 
 
 
Once upon a time (May 25, 1977) in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles) there was a thing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thoughts and Tweets. Thoughts and Tweets
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Wine Day. Farkers, may you uncap a full-bodied, unpretentious one
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Tue May 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bright Eyes singer walks off stage after two songs, confusing everyone who thought that he would turn around
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Dan is still The Man
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin has some choice words for those "vicious" fans who won't stop nagging him about when Winds of Winter will be finished
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona is finally leading the nation in something other than anti-gubmint nutjobs, heatstroke, and immigrant deaths
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Snap shares down 32% on earnings miss, dragging down other social media/adtech stocks. OH SN- nah, f*ck it. SELL MORTIMER, SELL
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
This is Kevin. Kevin is a former US soldier fighting in Ukraine. People ask Kevin "what are you doing over there?" Kevin says "Yeah, it wasn't our fight many times in history. And then it was. It's not your problem until it's your problem"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Because nothing says freedom from slavery like cheap ice cream
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Johnny Depp is winning his court case against Amber Heard. On social media, I mean, not, like, in the courtroom or anything. And a social media win is just as good, right? Thanks, NPR
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Sony hopes you enjoy your selection of PalStation Plus games
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais is a comedian. Netflix. We live in a Society. You know the rest
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Mon May 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thomas beats Zalatoris
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DeSantis' "social media law": So unconstitutional, even a Trump-appointed Judge voted to strike it down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart releases Juneteenth ice cream. Celebrate the end of slavery by paying the Walton family to work people to death for a pittance
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(Guardian)
 
Hero
 
A Ukrainian soldier uploaded all his photos of the siege of the Azovstal metalworks before he was captured. Here they are
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
You can no longer be charged $27 a beer at LaGuardia, so LaGuardia no longer has any issues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin's wish was to return Russia to the glory days of the USSR. Unfortunately for the Russian people, they've now got the 1970's long lines for everything and nothing works days of the USSR
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today we "shellebrate" World Turtle Day (Scroll down for a link to get your very own "World Turtle Day Party Pack")
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of all the whining TFG posted on TRUTH Social over the weekend
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Sun May 22, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Jeez if you're going to click bait my gay sex comedy you can at least link the trailer -Billy Eichner
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Once again, every accusation is a confession
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
There's running down the clock, and there's both teams deciding to literally stand around doing nothing for two whole minutes
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Some screaming fairgoers)
 
 
 
If you ever get the chance to experience all the fun of a 'fireworks castle' in Mexico you should stand well back. No, further
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sure is hard to be a teacher in Texas when the law requires you to talk about "both sides". The one side being the neo-nazi's perspective about shooting up Buffalo
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Editorial board of the Arizona Republic says that it is time to remove State Senator Coo Coo McCrazyPants from office
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Taliban selectively enforcing mask mandates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Man suing college for not letting him be gay on campus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has had enough of the freedom caucus. Again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to fight back against FOMO
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro is paying for pro-Depp propaganda
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro is paying for pro-Depp propaganda
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't McBreak the McRules
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Beware the formula scammers
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Stealing a Pride flag is not a hate crime as long as you don't "degrade, disrespect, or make any hateful actions or gestures toward the flag," on the security video that catches you stealing the flag
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"like so many millennials, was excited to share a social media post announcing her new job"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your oxymoron of the day: 'covert narcissist'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because when your political platform now consists of normalizing racism, misogyny, homophobia, and cultural genocide, as well as emboldening Nazis and fascists, "political speech" as a broad category means absolutely nothing beyond unchecked hatred?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's a dark loon rising
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Face it SnyderVerse fans: Warner Bros. is just not into you
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Stupid: All-Star teams. Stupider: Mid season All-Star teams. Stupidest: USFL mid-season All-Star teams
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
An actual article that is all about the latest trend in Butt Stuff
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sure, let's blame the internet and not the constant barrage of right-wing news networks pushing the exact language used by the shooter
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Ivermectin is not to be used as a replacement for baby formula
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(CBC)
 
 
 
DIY prevents DOA
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Any publicity is good publicity
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Venezuelan cardiologist charged with 'designing and selling ransomware,' being in-network
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why so many people are reading about Dracula right now. He's the one who didn't sparkle, right?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Amber Heard may have really shiat the bed when it comes to Aquaman 2
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twitter to Musk: "No backsies"
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Tue May 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
An Ohio schoolboard member has been censured over a typo that directed people to a porn site. Oh foinf
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A radiant Hillary Clinton steps out in her Foster-Epstein dress
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Pack Rat Day, a day to celebrate the musical talents of Martin Dean, Sinatra Frank, and Davis Sammy, Jr
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This whole sordid tale is just further evidence that border collie mixes are smart enough to steal cars and use credit cards, but not very good drivers
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Majority of Texans believe the state is heading in the wrong direction, for all the wrong reasons. Holding their governor accountable for hundreds dying in a freeze, and a $9 billion economic hit after a failed border security stunt not an option
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
MiamiCoin collapses faster and harder than a poorly-maintained condo building
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas killed George
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Commie as f-k': Senior Twitter engineer recorded saying the social media giant's staff 'censors the right' all the time. Oh man that sounds serious, who discovered... aw hell no
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Listen I know the tank in front of us hit a mine but there's NO way there could be a mine next to it - let's roll
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The Internet is obsessed with food sculptures, says writer who copies some social media posts and cashes the check
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Cherry Cobbler Day, so let's all celebrate the skills required to make tiny shoes out of cherry skins
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A rundown of all the social sites and fundraising platforms on the internet that have emerged as a home for right-wingers kicked off other sites. WORST ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS REMAKE EVAR
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Musk Social?
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns issue social media apology to fans for Game 7 gag job. Rather indicative of the mess they made on the court, they got the arena's sponsor wrong and had to re-do the apology
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Mon May 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Woo
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Mimosa Day, which gives us all a perfect excuse to do that day drinking we were doing anyway
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Meatheads, small peeners confirmed
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Sun May 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Absolutely not what we need right now
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
It's time for the Billboard Music Awards, the unwanted stepsister to the Grammy Awards. Sixteen artists are performing, and Sean Diddy P Daddy Puff Combs is hosting, 8PM ET on NBC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is #1 for a second straight week with $60 million, The Bad Guys #2 with $6.8 million. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is #3 with $4.25 million as Firestarter extinguishes itself at #4 with $3.57 million
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's happening.gif
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Having sex with women is gay Er, not that I've ever had sex with a woman. Or a man. Or anyone
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
GQP house chair tries to link the baby formula shortage to pedophilia
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
At least until they make that illegal, too
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Fri May 13, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung fires "expert" who blew the whistle on them expecting unpaid work. She'll have to find a way to survive without working for free, may be stuck with one of those horrible paying jobs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why would a congressman divert over $400,000 in campaign money to his wife? Certainly not because she's a hypnotist
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Airport beer prices take off
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republican doesn't know the difference between baby formula and applesauce
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who could have predicted Madison Cawthorn's fall?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Chargers social media team are savage
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Thu May 12, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
More than 80 students from one high school have contracted Covid after attending their prom. It seems they didn't use protection
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