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Fri May 07, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you plan on organizing an illegal hike through the Grand Canyon, scrub you social media postings before lying to the Feds about it
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark claims Corona Pass app that tracks negative test results and vaccine status is allowing bars, cafes, restaurants, museums and other social events to safely open. Florida shakes head in disbelief, pounds another White Claw
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(Some Thrifty Guy)
 
 
 
It's almost like a worldwide pandemic that completely changed social and workplace dynamics might have actually had an effect on consumer spending. Shocking, we know
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Wed May 05, 2021
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Step 1: Stick cigarette in taco. Step 2: post photo to social media. Step 3: Hey, free food
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump said he would start his own social media platform? Well, he has. Sure, he's the only person on it, there's no actual user engagement, and the only actual point is for his drones to "share" his posts to Twitter, but it's totes there
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"Cave Syndrome" is keeping the vaccinated in social isolation and browsing Fark all day long
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Model burned when a social media stunt went wrong says she has asked "Why did this happen to me?" Phrase "social media stunt" sidles furtively out of the room, meets dumbass tag on its way in
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Capitals resident goon Tom Wilson attempts to injure 2 opponents, gets only 14 minutes of penalty time. The suspension he won't get will be served by the Caps social media team for tweeting that he lives "rent free" in critics' heads
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Social media is like a godsend for us" is something never thought possible, and yet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why does socializing feel so awful right now?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Does voting Republican make a white farmer socially disadvantaged?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How to socialize again after the pandemic. I mean, seriously. You just type what you want to say in the box and then click "add comment," I don't see what's so hard about that
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British naturism society reports "exponential" growth in social nudity during the pandemic, aided by virtual meetings and classes. Club members can visit online cooking classes with Pam, who shows how to make flapjacks
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Wed April 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
If only the Capitol Police had had *some* warning of what was going to happen on Jan 6th, like, say a package of social media traffic talking about plans to storm that Capitol, that Dataminr gave them, which emails show they completely ignored
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The wealthy folk at Fox & Friends always think that paying people a living wage is something to laugh at. But when the Government returns to a tax rate that actually pays its bills Brian Kilmeade loses is freaking mind: "NO, THAT'S SOCIALISM"
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Think those laws requiring "social equity" in the legal pot business have any teeth? "In practice, the [legal] market functions as what a Chicago investment banker described to me as a 'state-mandated oligopoly.'"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Button #1 Allow students to swear in protest off school grounds on social media. Button #2 Allow schools to monitor social media like a Big Brother. Right-Wing Supreme Court considering decision, sweats from brow
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
COVID is being beaten in 'Murica with Universal Basic Income, socialism, and massive investments in healthcare, education, and social programs. Wait, make that 'Marica,' we're still stuck in a whirlwind of idiocy here
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Sun April 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Viola Davis make history as the first Black woman to win two statues? Will Chadwick Boseman receive a posthumous nod? Does Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm have subsequent votes to win? It's the socially distanced 93rd annual Oscars, 8 PM ET on ABC
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Could Biden be the "grey champion" predicted to arise after a period of social upheaval in a book published 25 years ago?
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pandemic has shrunk our social circles and made us realize that it's the quality, not the quantity, of friends that matters. To the right, discussion on the people you've cut out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, this guy has 34 girlfriends while you sit at home alone staring at social media in your pajama pants, unwashed t-shirt, and 6 cats
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife won't stop posting about our children on social media and it's driving me insane. How can I get her to stop?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who knew a cocaine addict would have trouble developing a fringe social media website?
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to ensure social distancing
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time to climb Everest. It's perfect. Remote, people who climb tend to understand science, social distancing is automatic... Virtually guaranteed to not catch Covid. Virtually. Guaranteed
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The EU proposes sweeping AI laws, so expect an extra layer of cookie permission dialogues in your social media sites from this summer
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Socializing is exhausting now
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The greatest risk during the next pandemic wave comes from not owning Tesla stock. So remember to wear a mask, social distancing, and buy Tesla
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swansea City to boycott social media for a week to pressure the sites into tackling online abuse. Coincidentally, a week is how long it will take those companies to figure out what a Swansea is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five days before Clarence Thomas published an opinion complaining about social media censorship, his wife Ginni sent out an email blast urging her associates to join an "influence network" to combat...social media censorship
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott publicly slammed Facebook for "canceling conservative speech". Privately though, he's courting the social media giant to build a second data center in Texas
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
$15 minimum wage won't affect fast food business according to socialist bastion McDonald's
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Socialist community raises $260,000 for local volunteer fire co. to get new truck. How stuff works
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After a year of social distancing, do we even know how to socialize in person anymore? Asked an anonymous individual through a typed submission to an online messaging board where everybody uses screen names
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Sun April 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The pandemic is still spreading, while the social and economic crisis remains severe. Nonetheless, armed conflicts have not ended, and military arsenals are being strengthened. When it comes to military spending, we need to lighten up." -- Francis
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Sat April 03, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why are so many young people becoming socialists? Because capitalism isn't working for them?
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes a Trump backed social media company would be a derptastic echo chamber as 54% of voters are sure they wouldn't use it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More evidence that bored people on social media are increasingly driving the market in the meme-stock era: Volkswagen's dumb pre-April Fools joke of "renaming" the company Voltswagen caused the stock price to jump 12.5%
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Soundgarden's band members, in a court filing, have asked Chris Cornell's widow to hand over the band's social media site passwords as they accuse her of locking them out from various platforms
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Widespread study indicates that remote learning led to significant academic and social losses for kids, to say nothing of the liver damage their parents underwent
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What happened to the social fabric of that cruise ship when COVID ripped through it last year? It basically became "Snowpiercer" at sea
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Mon March 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Social media personality receives death threats following her suggestion that a) all covid restrictions be lifted, b) $15 minimum wage isn't enough to live on, c) one PGA major event should be match play format
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new logo for Donald Trump's upcoming social media platform
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Everything is a Milkshake Duck on social media these days
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Fri March 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How do you know you have a social media addiction? Are you on social media? Well, there's your answer
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why haven't 30 million Americans gotten their stimulus checks yet? It's because a Trump appointee is still in charge of the Social Security Administration (until 2025) and he wants to stiggit to the Dems
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dunkin', Doritos, Arby's and Burger King focusing marketing efforts on social media platforms like TikTok. Wendy's Twitter account smiles snarkily
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
By now, we were supposed to be living in a world where "the social prestige of the medical research worker exceeds that of any other research worker, entertainer, or sports hero," according to an article about the Polio vaccine 60 years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors unveil social media messages where an Oathkeeper told fellow members that he had spoken to the leaders of the Proud Boys and "orchestrated a plan" with them for Jan 6. So, yes, he posted notes on a criminal farking conspiracy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's a small possibility that despite his unblemished record of total business success across all of his past endeavors, Donald Trump may still find it very difficult to launch a successful social media platform
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
MyPillow CEO to make social media site called FRANK. Less talk, More New Country. Wynonna
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The biggest draw for Trump's new social media platform is going to be that you won't have to deal with fact checkers all up in your ass making sure you aren't just talking out of your ass
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
The IRS is farking millions of Social Security recipients from getting their stimulus checks, and the House Ways & Means Committee is getting pissed about it
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Amazing new blood test measures covid immunity faster and cheaper. Religiously inclined inhabitants of social media breathlessly writing posts about how the test uses Lucifer-ase and is actually named SATiN
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Sat March 20, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
How do TV soap operas film kissing scenes in an age of social distancing & 6ft safe zones? Simple, just find lookalike extras who are an actual couple, dress them up a bit and let them go to town on each other
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Police deliver stern warning to woman for holding a socially distanced party in the garden contrary to the covid lockdown restrictions. The wild party involved the 82yo scofflaw and three of her mates clinking china cups on saucers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists are now saying that 3ft social distancing is acceptable for schools instead of 6, thus proving to your brother-in-law that all of science is stupid because Jesus never changed his mind
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this social distancing church service
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
"American public opinion would doubtless look much different - on a range of issues - in a world without Mr Jordan, Mr Gaetz, and members of the Squad leveraging their bully pulpits and social media savvy. But the sausage must be made"
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
PA Assistant District Attorney demoted for 1. Improper social media comments 2. Spotted in crowd storming the US Capitol or 3. Delivering DoorDash while on business hours
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airlines got tens of billions in pandemic relief from the Trump administration, resulting in a windfall for shareholders as stocks almost doubled from their pandemic lows. "We socialized the airline industry's losses and largely privatized the gains"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
MAGA voters have been flocking to a new social media site that is mixing them with dissidents from outside America. Tag is for white supremacists who might accidentally learn tolerance
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas turns to socialism to preserve their freedom to afford fighting socialism
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Augusta National confirms no Masters Par 3 Contest this year because of social distancing protocols. Red tee box karate spar also likely in jeopardy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald: "I would consider Steve Bannon to be socialist. I would consider the 2016 iteration of Donald Trump the candidate to be a socialist, based on what he was saying. I would consider Tucker Carlson to be a socialist"
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(Collider)
 
 
 
First 'Zack Snyder's Justice League' Social Reactions Reveal a "Vastly Superior" Movie...Well getting punched in the throat is "Vastly Superior" to being stabbed in the taint so
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For only 100 dollars you can help Trump return to Twitter or stop Kamala Harris and socialism
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
6-foot social distancing must still be maintained due to COVID-19, except it can be reduced to 3 feet for babysitting
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia complains that the U.S. is using IT and social media for nefarious purposes. That's the joke
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meet Bruce, the Ottawa Public Health social media intern
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Social media users in a frenzy over... *checks notes* ... a hot pigeon
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Wed March 10, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Kremlin sent a "warning shot" to Silicon Valley to stop letting protesters organize on their services. Their play: slowing down the least-used American social network in Russia, accidentally taking many Russian govt sites offline. Ta-da
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
USA: We never have money for civil and social projects, but there's always a bottomless pit for more weapons of mass destruction
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Tue March 09, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The first rule about mile high fight club is you don't talk about mile high fight club. Though your passengers will probably post about it on social media
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in socialist dictatorship caught stalking political leader
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Retired Aussie couple love their 'happy' and 'cute' guinea pigs so much they eat them when they're plump enough, say what they do is more socially and ethically responsible than consuming many other types of meat
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Wyoming set to lift its mask mandates and other Covid restrictions, but don't worry, given how big the state of Wyoming is and how few people live in it, everyone there pretty much qualifies as "socially distant" anyway
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With her dad still in jail for it, Olivia Jade decides now would be a good time to troll social media about her college admissions scandal
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Florida GOP wants public schools to teach the 'horrors' of socialist governments. Because kids won't ever try something forbidden
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Golly, it sure does smell socialist around here. Why DON'T we just fix poverty, huh? It's a free web serial by a farker with delusions of political competence, and we've still got TF
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Research finds sports fans are healthier and happier than imagined, just not the ones you know
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to Photoshop a picture of your fans so they are all wearing masks correctly, don't use a picture taken by someone else. Isn't that right, Pittsburgh Penguins social media team?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson suddenly remembers he's against government spending and finds his easel. Social media appreciates his efforts
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simple hack exposes membership of Three Percenters. Members claim they just joined for the social activities, read the articles
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
The largest ESG (environmental, social, and governance) fund in the US doesn't actually have any direct renewable holdings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's not very smart to post a pic of a monkey on social media underneath the pic of a black man - especially if you're a cop. Wait, I'm pretty sure I have a meme for this. Hang on
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists: That cat is socially inept, interacting with the rude guy. Cat: This guy likes me better than my roommate, probably because I am better at social interactions
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The pandemic showed us just how irrelevant social media was in some aspects and how important it was in others
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Arc Digital Media)
 
 
 
State governments swing into action to prevent "divisive speech". No, not insurrection talk, that's just horseplay. More threatening stuff like race, privilege, oppression, and social justice
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Braindead' camping parents slammed on social media for failing to find a safe place to pitch a tent for the night with the kid by camping on the edge of a dangerous cliff edge prone to landslides
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Gab's been hacked. 70GB of passwords, private posts, data for researchers, journalists, and social scientists. "It's another gold mine of research for people looking at militias, neo-Nazis, the far right, QAnon, and everything surrounding January 6"
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
In move that will surely not produce unintended consequences, Minneapolis hires six social media influencers to send messages targeted to communities of color during Derek Chauvin trial
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Socialist hellhole state of Minnesota miscalculates its budget by 2.9 billion dollars
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New York steakhouse borrows wax figures from Madame Tussauds, so you can have Audrey Hepburn take a seat at your socially distanced table. She's way over-dressed for a steakhouse, of course
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ Mothers don't let their bee-bees grow up to be non-social. Their care and their feeding selects for that breeding, and keeps them from beeing alone... ♪
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats are back on top in social media now that former reality show host is blocked from platforms
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Social housing where the rent hasn't been increased for 500 years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that neither "repeal" nor "replace" is ever going to happen, and Covid has made people appreciate the social safety net, the GOP has to figure out what's next for them on healthcare. But to be fair they've only had 10 years to think about it
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cringe at this travel guide to rudderless right wing social media platforms
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator: I apologize for calling Biden OMB nominee Neera Tanden "a neo-socialist, left-of-Lenin whack job", I was "searching for another word". A) That's an entire phrase and B) wasn't the knock on Tanden that she said mean things about Republicans?
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman uses social media to track down the girls who bullied her at school. What comes next might surprise you, it surprised them for sure
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Me @3AM last night: I really really need to fall sleep right now. My brain: How can I manipulate social opinion in order to inspire a movement that will result in Kat Dennings making an ASMR recording?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Rich People" purportedly using social media to share secret codes on Covid vaccination appointments intended for poor, ethnic Californians. And don't get me started on those SnowPiercer accommodations
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tobacco companies are turning to social media influencers to drum up business
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Star Trek: The Next Generation - The story of a bunch of vegetarian space socialists who are always right
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That radical-socialist AOC has already raised $325,000 to donate to the Texas relief fund, trying to make it a million by midnight
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans blame windmills, federal regulations, socialism, solar panels, AOC, California, and Green New Deal for state's power failure. Bonus: Zodiac tweets, "I got no defense. 🤷🏻"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Freedom-loving, "Invisible Hand"-worshipping governor of Texas goes full socialist and effectively nationalizes Texas' supply of natural gas, ordering none can be shipped out of state until Texas power plants have all they need
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Boredom is surfacing as a modern social problem in the age of pandemic for those who haven't discovered the joys of Total Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to ban terrorist from social media
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I have clients who are making an extraordinary effort to post what the social left wants to see"
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Apparently 'socialite heiress grifter' Anna Sorokin has left prison and is working on more grift, calling it her memoir
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a lone liberal in a family of conservatives. My mother and my sister-in-law have gone full QAnon, the latter unfriending all democrats on social media. She considers me a communist baby-killer. My brother expects me to talk with her. Must I?"
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Sun February 14, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC comedian Robyn Schall hands out $13K in tips to bar employees struggling to get by in the pandemic after going on social media to ask for donations
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
I'm just a Neanderthal brain organoid, your complex social networks frighten and confuse me
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
How is social media changing the lives of children who have grown up with it
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Social justice through ice cream
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Family ties explain mysterious social life of coral gobies. What would they do, baby, Without us? Sha la la la
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Next flu season will be really bad, perhaps forcing people to wear masks and social distance
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Wed February 10, 2021
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Don't want people posting videos of you doing bad things to social media? Simple, play copyrighted music on your phone while they are recording. At least this is what some cops now appear to be doing
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Tue February 09, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here are the key figures to watch as a social media influencer's second impeachment trial gets underway
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Mon February 08, 2021
(British Medical Journal)
 
 
 
The British Medical Journal calls our approaches to stop Covid-19 "Social Murder". I suppose that is better than antisocial murder. Or social suicide
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Sat February 06, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un all of a sudden becomes fashion conscience, bans 'non-socialist' hairdos, tight jeans and earrings. Someone has a few issues, perhaps?
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may be allowed to socialize again in March, but only with other Britons and who wants that
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Better than social distancing and masks - if you want to avoid COVID-19, play professional football
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thief steals a doggy day care van (WOOF 1) with a dozen puppies inside. Social media and iPhone tracking saves the day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your dead loved ones can be reincarnated as chatbots, based on their social media postings. That's when you find out about their fetishes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's Alice Cooper's birthday today, but YOU get the present...a free download of his newest single, "Social Debris". You're welcome
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh look, China's using the US Capital attack and our covid response against us in fake social media accounts. Quelle surprise
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Noting that there were problems with social distancing, among other things, French police break up 81 person orgy for violating covid rules. Ooh la la
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Imagine you are 27 and just got canned as "CEO" of a right-wing social media site. Where would you apply for a job?
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Courtside Karen, "who appears to have social media influencer aspirations." apologizes, won't be banned
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Opinion piece, sponsored by US Bank, warns that stock trading by people on social media could end in tears. END IN TEARS, I say
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
The battle between Wall Street and Reddit and the social psychology that says who will win
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds claims of an anti-conservative bias in social media are 180 degrees off. There is actually a pro-conservative bias
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Isle of Man about to be invaded by its own country after it lifts ALL Covid lockdown restrictions, opens all pubs, drops social distancing and scraps all face masks
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Koreans losing faith in Protestant churches over COVID-19 and their counterproductive response to virus. "Social distancing is not a political decision and it has nothing to do with religion or faith"
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Sun January 31, 2021
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
ProTip: It's best to social distance yourself from Florida Man .... even long after the Coronavirus is gone
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Fri January 29, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Social influencing, the Huawei ...method
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Teacher's social media post causes outrage. How bad could it...yeah, that's bad
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Conservative talking heads fear progressives are going to get equality and continue pushing for social acceptance for all peoples, not just whites
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After multiple sightings on social media, Alaskan officials shocked, SHOCKED, that their DMV let Nazi themed license plates through their intensive screening system in their utopian bastion of progressive liberty
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Libertarians and socialists unite to fark hedge funds
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: if you drive over 200 mph on public roads, don't post the video to social media
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"It's just social media talk to suppress votes, nobody does anything about that" thought the man who has been arrested for trying to suppress votes
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(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Sen. Tuberville (R-Gump) denies attending meeting in Trump International Hotel, despite photos and social media posts of him with other attendees in the lobby that evening
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What with a global pandemic & social & economic collapse, let's all be thankful that Bonnie Tyler has learnt how to swim
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At 11:32 AM Wednesday morning, Trump will be violating the terms of his 1993 agreement with Palm Beach to convert Mar-a-Lago into a social club. Having already been evicted from one residence so far this year, will he try and make it 2?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
New Tumblr-like social media site channels MySpace, allows users to add unsanitized HTML to usernames and posts
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Mon January 25, 2021
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Today's technical challenge: How long will it take before man gets arrested after uploading child porn on social media app, rated only 1 out of 7 points on Electronic Frontier Foundation's secure messaging scorecard?
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Republican wants to fine social media $100K if they censor, block or suspend accounts. FirstAmendmentSaysWhat?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Facebook unveils new configuration that greatly improves the social media experience for their users
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Fri January 22, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If your social media user name is "Madame D" and your group is called ""The Prostate Queens," you might be running a brothel in a glamorous country club home
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The first wave of arrests in the Capitol riots were easy, since they were the morons who advertised their participation on social media. But there are still hundreds left, and tracking them down is going to be much harder. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Lincoln had the Civil War, Wilson had the pandemic, Roosevelt had the Depression, Kennedy had the height of the Cold War, and Johnson had unprecedented civil and social strife. Biden has (D) all of the above"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I live in the same town I grew up in. I was laid off during the pandemic and started a small business and turned to my lifelong friends for help like social media pushes and word of mouth but none have come through. Am I right to be upset?"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It ain't gonna be easy but it has to be done...time to detox from social media
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in socialized medicineland, Canadian government to foot entire $2.8 million cost for single dose of life saving drug for toddler
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, Zuckerberg and Dorsey, Trump lost re-election, so Section 230 is safe from being rewritten or removed and you can go back to normal. Yeah, about that. Maybe you guys should have kicked the Nazis off your social media sites sooner
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Socialism is so rampant in Alaska that even the wildlife is getting free stuff
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham thinks Biden's first hundred days in office will make people nostalgic for the Trump presidency, because aggressive social policy is so much worse than watching feral republicans trample each other while spreading plague
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Want to know what happened to social media pioneer MySpace Tom? Here's how he failed upwards (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda's terror attack was so bragged on social media that the FBI has 140,000 separate pieces of evidence--and counting
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Fri January 15, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Most Americans wouldn't know what socialism is even if it directly deposited a Social Security check into their FDIC-insured bank accounts
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(The NFB)
 
Video
 
The Curve - An ongoing collection of films about social distancing by the National Film Board of Canada. Sorry
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the barn door has been left open; the horse inside escaped, captured, and slaughtered for glue; and that glue then sniffed by drug addicts who burned down the barn, Americans are starting to get better at mask wearing and social distancing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President mounts campaign against social media bans, continues failing to pay for wall
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Masks, social distancing, staying home, vaccines, how about trying a giant farking gorilla?
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump permanently banned from *spins wheel of social media* Snapchat
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Wed January 13, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
A MMO for socialites set in a Jane Austin world has been shut down. In other news, there was a MMO for socialites set in a Jane Austin world. Subby will chip in a Kickstart for a Charles Bukowski or Hunter S. Thompson-set MMO
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If a twice impeached president, banned from social media, screams in an empty White House does anybody hear him?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If they pop out a kid and don't announce it on social media, does it actually exist?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, who looks like he's auditioning to be the the spokesman for KFC's new all-white meat chicken breast, joins possessed marionette Tucker Carlson to claim social media is acting like Germans and Trump supporters are "Jews behind the wall"
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
White House insiders say Trump knew what was about to happen at the Capitol - because of his social media guru Dan Scavino. Now, what do we do with traitors?
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(Some Bracket)
 
 
 
We're down to the final 8 nicknames for What's-his-name. You know, that guy who doesn't have any social media accounts. Or class. Or humanity. Or a job anymore (hopefully sooner than later). This thread closes Tuesday, January 12, 2021
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Mon January 11, 2021
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Idaho ISP: As a result of social media platforms banning Trump we will be blacklisting Facebook and Twitter for all customers because we stand against censorship
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Cara Dune's chances of returning to her home planet... and dying on the way, between seasons 2 and 3 of The Mandolorian keep going up and up, as actress Gina Carano keeps proving that she is The Worst on social media
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Far right social network Gab goes full Nazi complete with a white family of obvious German persuasion and lederhosen clad children
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So many people are adopting pets to get them through their social isolation, that shelters are running out of animals
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Half Scoop objects to social media platforms showing his dad the door
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has been ousted from yet another social media platform
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In other news, if you drive into a crowd of BLM protestors, you can avoid prison and get your record expunged by claiming that social media influenced your actions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you doxx yourself on social media, you're one hell of a dumbass, a QAnon dumbass to be precise
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