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Tue April 06, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Whose turn was it to feed the cat, Honey?
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Sun April 04, 2021
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"Your car is not a snowmobile"
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not a pleasant pheasant. With video of a pheasant being unpleasant. Pheasant
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Google maps will now suggest "eco-friendly" routes to avoid slopes, because even Google engineers are sick of powder hounds, snow bunnies, and 80s teen comedy villains
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Snowpiercer is getting a third season
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What happened to the social fabric of that cruise ship when COVID ripped through it last year? It basically became "Snowpiercer" at sea
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Mon March 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not getting too old for this sh*t
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not getting too old for this sh*t
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Fri March 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Revised death toll from Texas grid failure: 111
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Colorado snowboarders would have totally escaped the monster avalanche they created if not for those meddling investigators of the law
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Thu March 25, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news NJ school children; snow days are back
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You who are rich and whose troubles are few May come around to see my point of view Sheltered inside from the cold of the snow Follow me now to the vault down below to Fark around and find out on the MSNBC discussion thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government contractor provides UK kids with their own online, illegal child labor, tutors from Sri Lanka. No word on whether you can have them beaten if your snowflake fails maths
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
And I said, "stabbing a guy," and they all moved away from me on the bench there, 'til I said, "and hittin' him with a snow shovel," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench
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Wed March 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
After many snowstorms, Supreme Court of Canada to rule on snow
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Ah...springtime in the Rockies. The snow's receding, the flowers are blooming, the white supremacists are making their pagan sacrifices to Wotan
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Snowflake terrorist gets all melty because prison is "taking an extremely high toll on his mental well-being", which may be why it's called PRISON and not a luxury spa
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World's most manliest man looks ridiculous in his brand new snow suit. Come on dude, maybe get someone other than your mama to dress you
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Coming up with a new word to succeed "change", "crisis", and "emergency" is not going to change anybody's mind, or even stop people freaked out by climate change from eating meat
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bathing snow monkey
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Florida bans non-native species because of the environmental damage they cause. Hear that, all you snowbirds? Time to get the fark out
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Fri March 19, 2021
(SMBC)
 
 
 
And some of you snowflakes complain about Pornhub buffering issues
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Moving on from throwing snowballs and batteries Philly fans turn to threatening 13-year-old Carson Wentz superfan
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"He got his wish and then some"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's snowing plastic across the globe, still raining men in lots of places
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Snowflakes Possible This Mroning
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A playful murder
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Wed March 17, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
A record low number of people tuned in to watch the Grammys, missing out on the great performance medley of WAP that has snowflake conservatives up in arms
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The most exciting soccer footage Americans will see today
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Washington Dept of Transportation needs the public's help in naming their new snow plow, which will join plow siblings "The Big Leplowski" and "Plowie McPlow Plow"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Why some snow was brown in Colorado, or how God really feels about the Broncos
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Mon March 15, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Kittehs play in da snow. BIG kittehs
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki says that the ex-presidents didn't need an engraved invitation to help promote the COVID-19 vaccine, except for one special snowflake
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(Vox)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has taken up a case whose plaintiffs think Snow Crash is an instruction manual
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Some frosty Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stick-wielding snowperson
 
Fri March 12, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Iditarod Dog Sled Race volunteers help out - by rescuing a local boy who fell through the ice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As parts of the South flirt with 80 degree temps today, Colorado and Wyoming bracing for up to 30 inches of snow
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Thu March 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VR headsets in the workplace "could snowball" in next few years. I don't know what kind of kinky games you're playing in your headset, but count me out
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Milk and Bread Alert: 90 inches of snow possible during upcoming storm in Colorado
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 79th birthday to John Cale of the Velvet Underground. "Cut mouth bleeding razor's Forgetting the pain. Antiseptic remains cool goodbye. So you fly. To the cozy brown snow of the east"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As the snow melts, people are finding missing items in their yards including the body of a neighbor who was reported missing more than a month ago
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Mon March 08, 2021
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Aliens did it. Aliens with snowshoes
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Aliens did it. Aliens with snowshoes
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
NYC's "Naked Cowboy" arrested at Daytona Beach's Bike Week for being "Naked in Daytona," aggressive panhandling
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Come join us in celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Alien Invasion Tour on Caturday (DIT, LGT one of the threads from back then)
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Well, this is the most ugly-ass video ever
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Here's a 2 minute video that explains the traditional Inuit kneel jump. You can tell how old you are by the sound you make when you watch them demonstrate it on pavement
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dumbass tries to cut in the drive-thru line at Whataburger during the Texas snow emergency. You'll never guess what happens next
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Some residents of Eagan, MN lose phone and internet service due to: A. snowstorm, B. windstorm, C. screaming, machete-wielding woman
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
The Tom Brady-led 2020 Super Bowl winning Tampa Bay Bucs have the second easiest NFL schedule in 2021
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
What a wicked cold game you play, to make me feel this way
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrity mother-daughter projects, historical shipwrecks, video games, and a ridiculous number of escaped animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 14-20: Mobile Game Edition
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Sun February 28, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The snow may be deep, but swinging is life
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Cute singing personal robots in the form of babies, snowmen and androids are a hit with Japan's WFH population. "They want a robot to have a character, like a friend, family or a pet -- not a mechanical function like a dishwasher"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
City of Juneau prepares for Excursion into Inlet
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
City of Juneau prepares for Excursion into Inlet
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
The hidden fungus that is hiding under the snow and IT'S COMING TO GET YOU
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Done, I'm done! Six months later, and my chemo is now finished Subby is hoping that this is truly the end. Gonna be a year before everything gets back to normal
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these cat sitters from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
That Snow Moon
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
One of the bigger moons for Ozzy to bark at is coming
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Snowbird visits Florida
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
Video
 
What are you doing? "Taking a ride with my Chicken"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Virus or no virus, you can't evict tenants by kidnapping them and dumping them in a cemetery 35 miles away. Somebody will notice
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Rich People" purportedly using social media to share secret codes on Covid vaccination appointments intended for poor, ethnic Californians. And don't get me started on those SnowPiercer accommodations
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest derp from the Q crowd is that the snow in Texas is fake and is the work of Bill Gates who wants to force the country to accept his radical climate change agenda
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest derp from the Q crowd is that the snow in Texas is fake and is the work of Bill Gates who wants to force the country to accept his radical climate change agenda
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Unexpected hazard of a snow storm in Texas: getting arrested for walking home from work while Black
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed... WEEEEEEEEE
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beijing, host of the 2022 Winter Olympics due to start in just under a year, hit an all time high of 78°F
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Package thief 0, Snowbank 1
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of snowmen surround Utah Capitol as protesters urge Romney to take climate action. Romney staffers urgently uploading flamethrower protocol 451
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Red Panda snow day
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Snowshoes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivery driver nearly hits Texas couple's home, gets stuck in their driveway. So they take her in--for five days. They share Valentine's dinner she delivered, she naps with couple's dogs, bakes cake in thanks. Warmth of this story should end crisis
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Local man, upset at election outcome, threatens to "abolish government by spilling blood" and being "willing to shoot four or five senators in the head" so I guess he is a smidge upset
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
QAnon claims Texas snow is fake. Conspiracy theory forgets to mention that Texas was built by ancient aliens, is inhabited by lizardpeople, and is actually all Ohio anyway
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Man finds his Rosebud
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You probably don't enjoy the shoveling of snow as much as this puppo does
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man 'snowboards' down Texas street while being pulled by a Tesla. Darwin heard complaining that he can't be everywhere at once in a state that big
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sen. Zodiac tells Snowflake to suck it up buttercup
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sen. Zodiac tells Snowflake to suck it up buttercup
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The political perils of Snowmageddon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The snow is fresh, time to hit the slopes for kitty shredding
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like Republicans have found their latest "tan suit" controversy in Biden canceling a trip to tour Pfizer's vaccine-making plant due to the weather
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(UPI)
 
 
 
This week's UPI News Quiz features a dead guy and a dead career. And snow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All their times have come. They're here, but now they're gone. Migrants don't fear the reefer; they fear the cops and the freezing rain (We can stop in Bexar). Come on baby, don't fear the reefer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All their times have come. They're here, but now they're gone. Migrants don't fear the reefer; they fear the cops and the freezing rain (We can stop in Bexar). Come on baby, don't fear the reefer
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
TX Gov Abbot: I take full responsibility for utter failure of our state's infrastructure during this snowstorm. And by "Full responsibility" I mean that I want you to know it was those clowns at ERCOT who farked up, not me
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Using a snowblower in Texas and other places this winter might cost you an arm and a leg
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare snow blankets the Middle East, who still handles it better than Texas
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
13 different curses about Ted Cruz you can mutter while you boil your snow ration
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
13 different curses about Ted Cruz you can mutter while you boil your snow ration
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(Some DOT)
 
 
 
Thanks for your suggestions, now it's time to vote for your favorite Minnesota snowplow name
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden authorizes FEMA to provide generators and supplies to states hit by storms. Well, good, but he insulted them first, right? Implied it was their fault? Implied that he should be appreciated more? Wait, he didn't? What is this I don't even
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden authorizes FEMA to provide generators and supplies to states hit by storms. Well, good, but he insulted them first, right? Implied it was their fault? Implied that he should be appreciated more? Wait, he didn't? What is this I don't even
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Snowblowers recalled due to significant injury potential. You might need a hand returning them, however
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Missouri man with hot skills uses blowtorch to clear snow during the storms, says a 30 minute shoveling job takes only five minutes with the flame
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's snowing at the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Malaysian national and two daughters arrested trying to smuggle illegal drugs into Japan by hiding them inside ceramic dolls of characters from Disney film "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Dopey, Speedy and Spacy?
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Wed February 17, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey games called on account of...snow?
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Remember when McSweeney's wasn't real? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not the most important part of the story but aren't all igloos homemade?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Back in my day, we had to walk 6 miles in the snow to get a COVID vaccine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stop shaming Texans for not owning snowsuits. Look, it hadn't even occurred to me to shame Texans for not owning snowsuits, but OK. If it's that important to you I'll keep it off my list. It's not like there's not plenty more to work with
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Tue February 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eli Manning scrambles, fakes knowing what he is doing, avoids a sack but gets intercepted by a ski slope
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eli Manning scrambles, fakes knowing what he is doing, avoids a sack but gets intercepted by a ski slope
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, except for ZIP codes beginning with 356, 357, 358
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Old ski-lift gondolas make perfect outdoor dining rooms for restaurants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Folks, do not walk on the snow-covered highways
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronauts, chicken, classic cars, and celebrity pets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 21 - Feb 6: Snowed In Edition
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch SpaceX launch a batch of Starlink satellites at 10:59 PM ET. Or you watch even more snow fall in your backyard. Trust me watching a Falcon 9 nail another booster landing is a lot more exciting
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burglary suspects arrested after police determine that the game is afoot. Or more specifically, two pairs of feet and a lot of snow. So, afeet?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots teacher goes one better than all those dads making igloos for their kids, creates 'hot tub' in garden using snow as temperatures fall to -5C
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots teacher goes one better than all those dads making igloos for their kids, creates 'hot tub' in garden using snow as temperatures fall to -5C
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" updated for 2021: "How many snow shovelers can work at the top of a Needle"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pink and 9-year-old daughter Willow taunt snowbound, jaded and angry Americans with adorableness about sunshine and feels and kids and happiness
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, already suffering from Snowmageddon, now faces rolling blackouts. Stay safe Texas Farkers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan
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Sun February 14, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
I got a clear bead and frostbite
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
We know it's cold, but don't use tiki torches to warm up your house
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Puppers, Fark server admin enjoy a snow day
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Sat February 13, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Finally Russia and France sort out their differences from the war, bury their dead. Fark: two centuries after Napoleon's defeat
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hope you made your supply run to the grocery store already. Because that bread and milk ain't gonna ski over to you through the blizzard
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: snow totaling over 8" in spots. News: with temperatures falling below zero. Fark: in Texas, Arkansas and Oklahoma
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Don't ride a shopping cart down a snowy hill and crash into a cop car. Unless you want to
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Minnesota unveils plow truck that clears snow faster by Tokyo Drifting down the freeway
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Folks in snowshoes create beautiful temporary artwork on golf course. Please don't cross the Finnish line
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Folks in snowshoes create beautiful temporary artwork on golf course. Please don't cross the Finnish line
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's been a hard week. Enjoy some easy listening with the "Police Pepper Spray 9-Year-Old Concerto"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Heavy snow in Scotland sparks very rude snow penis trend from wankers showing off their erected 6ft creations
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Heavy snow in Scotland sparks very rude snow penis trend from wankers showing off their erected 6ft creations
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What happens when Shobijin bring a tiny tuft of snow in a tree to life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finnish snow-shoeing group puts your snow angels to shame
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Scottish siblings' 'innocent' effort to create city's tallest snowman becomes a13ft willy after a little wind and rain make it flaccid
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Scottish siblings' 'innocent' effort to create city's tallest snowman becomes a13ft willy after a little wind and rain make it flaccid
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Scenes of devastation in Stoke. With helpful photos of what counts as devastation in Stoke
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(AP News)
 
 
 
All kidding aside, you southern folk should simply not drive on snow or ice, and most northern folk shouldn't either for that matter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, a town is rocked by scandal
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, a town is rocked by scandal
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If you're driving your snow laden car with just a tiny little opening on the windshield to look through you just might be so lazy that the police need to pull you over for being a dumbarse
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An Abdominal Snowman It's your frozen Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Spinning out in snowy weather is scary, but even worse when you are in a 717
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Snow storms are sooooo much fun, even a blind doggo can see
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad took us fishing and all we caught was this lousy kangaroo
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman flies in to help 'push stuck lorry up icy hill' as snow causes chaos in Scotland
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Nice snowman. But check out my Lincoln Memorial"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dad builds luge track in family's backyard for kids to sled on
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Under Darcy's grip, Britain battered by SIX inches of snow. 'Beast from the East II' blizzards and 50mph gales force vaccine centres to shut and turn roads into 'lethal' ice rinks
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(WXOW La Crosse)
 
 
 
Beer snow: Possibly the most Wisconsin thing ever since squeaky cheese curds
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How to Plant a Garden...in the snow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2021 in a landslide
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2021 in a landslide
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Mon February 08, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Diver lands a perfect inverted flip off a 70-foot bridge. Oh, did I say diver? I meant DRIVER
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The *real* reason this latest Senate retirement announcement matters"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why the skies have been orange in Europe this week
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Subby sees your "Fire and Ice", and raises "Flaming snowmobile taking out historic covered bridge"
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Sun February 07, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jersey woman falls into the frigid Hudson River after taking a short walk on a long pier
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Fire and ice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mounds of snow
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Best picture, worst article
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't eat the orange snow
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Fri February 05, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Even Buddy The Beefalo knows Florida has its own tag
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Apparently it's time once again for FARK's annual "OMYGAWD It's snowing in Hawaii111" unnecessary freakout
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is cold enough to freeze antifreeze
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Woman trapped in Newark, New Jersey for 5 days. 5 DAYS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the mood for some pretty awesome Frozone cosplay?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish ski resorts reporting the best snowfall they've had in years - which no-one can enjoy because it's Scotland and they're still in lockdown
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Wearing an avalanche beacon while skiing the White Mountains allows rescuers to recover your body before the snow melts in late spring
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"In 600 feet, take the second right and eat your fellow travelers"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not rev your car's engine to get out of a snowbank
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Officer, I'm quite sure it is your duty to protect and to shovel
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Free yard furniture, sporting goods and easy free parking available on Chicago streets
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The MTA is thinking of pedestrians while beating its pendulous sacks with shovels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN clicky-baity POLAR VORTEX headline: Every US state will see below freezing temperatures over the next week." Article: National Weather Service says yeah, we get 2-3 of these cold snaps every year
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Tue February 02, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
15 tips to avoid injury while shoveling snow. One: Hire someone to do it for you. Two: See one. The rest is just commentary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What the Chuck? Scandal brewing at the SI Zoo as viewers notice that, despite the city receiving over a foot of snow yesterday, there was no snow visible when Staten Island Chuck made his groundhog prediction "this morning"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sabres-Islanders game canceled due to snow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The happiest red panda playing in the snow you'll see all day
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Mon February 01, 2021
(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
Three dead after shooting over: A) parking spaces; B) drug deal ripoff; or C) snow shoveling
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(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
Three dead after shooting over: A) parking spaces; B) drug deal ripoff; or C) snow shoveling
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Snowmen back at the White House
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
PENNDOT rolling out new snowplow/flamethrower combo (driver escaped unharmed)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you live in NYC? Hope you have milk and bread. MILK AND BREEEEAAAAAD
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blockbuster snowstorm to strike New York, Philadelphia, and leave people stuck at home watching movies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blockbuster snowstorm to strike New York, Philadelphia, and leave people stuck at home watching movies
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Capitol Police deny Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton's request to allow sledding at the Capitol, citing security concerns over Covid-19 and White Powder nuts
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Snowmageddon is barreling through the Midwest right now on its way to the Atlantic Seaboard and Northeast. Have you stocked up on your important supplies of bread, milk, and liquor?
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Sat January 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been 709 days since Washington, DC last had snow. Until today. Thanks, Biden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been 709 days since Washington, DC last had snow. Until today. Thanks, Biden
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Fri January 29, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's cold & potentially snowing outside so stay in & watch a full schedule of hockey at 8pm Eastern with the Central Division leading Columbus heading up to Chicago to beat up on the Blackhawks. Shut up Pierre, Suck it Mike, & other memes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This article has everything: beaver, two cougars and a raw dog
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Latest study of Dyatlov Pass Incident includes video simulation of OW MY BALLS
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Normally if you're stuck in traffic and a random stranger offers to inject you with a syringe, it's a bad idea. But hey, 2021, might as well
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Binman gets thrown in the company garbage for kung fu kicking the head off a 3-year-old boy's snowman. GOOD
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jihad Josh says he never disputed the legitimacy of Biden's election. Fark desperately needs a 'Pants on Fire' tag
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(Google)
 
 
 
Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose... But, luckily, he didn't carrot all. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed January 27, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Snowman: 1, Pickup Truck: 0
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Giant snowflake demands to be removed from HOF ballot in what will be his final year anyway
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Mon January 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Snowzilla arises in the UK. This is not a kaijuphemism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Waddle load of snowflakes. NHS tells people to 'walk like penguins' to avoid falls in snowy weather
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Apparently, CBS meteorologists don't have a word for Chinook wind
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
While we weren't looking the Russians have decided they've had enough of Putin's Kleptocracy and are fighting back...with snowballs
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Ice in the Sahara Desert? What's next, flying pigs?
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
In Russia, magic carpet flies you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not happy with the Artic getting all the attention, this year's warm winter has caused the Great Lakes to go relatively ice free so far this year
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Tue January 19, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Snowstorm in Japan causes 134-vehicle pileup. Oh what a feeling
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Mon January 18, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Power plant causes global warming. New coldness: Power plant causes 100 mile long snow plume
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Sun January 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you missed the FB streamed Hogswatch showing of Snowgum Film's Trollbridge it is now available on YouTube. GNU Terry Pratchett
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Or, you know, you could just go inside for meals and sleeping, or something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Or, you know, you could just go inside for meals and sleeping, or something
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Fri January 15, 2021
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Congressional cybersecurity at risk because of the Snowflake Rebellion, mainly because Congresscritters are in charge of their own IT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mean libs calling conservatives Hitler, Y'All Queda, snowflakes, and many more. Nazi KKK members have feelings too, ya know. No Sad Sarcasm tag?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'The avalanche was in control' with Oh Fark video
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'The avalanche was in control' with Oh Fark video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watch this family of deer jump and play in the rare Texas snowstorm
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The real tiger king)
 
 
 
For safety reasons, we recommend that snowmen do not hide pieces of meat, blood or animal hair in their pockets -- especially in the Amur tiger exhibit
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Boy Scout will not get his snow cave badge
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Wed January 13, 2021
(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two kids playing during a snow storm
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What ...Collies aren't allowed to have fun in the snow too?
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Attempted car thief given points as a 'decent runner' but ultimately judged to be 'not the brightest crayon in the box'
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Tue January 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Central Spain records temperatures of -25C, which is . . . lemme do the math . . . fourteen hogsheads and a lemur I think
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
China reveals real-life Snowpiercer train because it's 2021 and I don't know anything anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready head line: It's the law: Does Santa carry liability insurance?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Madrid does its best impression of Buffalo, with disastrous results
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Madrid does its best impression of Buffalo, with disastrous results
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican who lost a congressional race in NC posts campaign literature online bragging about taking part in the Snowflake Rebellion
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Carnage on Madrid's streets after snowflakes gang up on each other. (Vid). You have been warned
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First they came for the snowmen, and did not speak out because I was not a snowman (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
With Cyberpunk wiped out, here's a snowboard mod so you can shred with Geralt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
These Chinese ice castles are amazing. Lynn-Holly Johnson and Robby Benson unavailable for comment, axels
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What name are you giving the seditious insurrection that happened in DC yesterday? Subby has heard "Snowflake Rebellion". Any other suggestions? LGT inspiration
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a yellow snow warning in Scotland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why not picnic in the snow?
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog owner out for a walk horrified after his dog digs for a boner in the snow (NSFW)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Porch Pirate reenacts scene from Frozen. Cops don't let it go
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look out Adolf, mover over Rolf. German storm names to be more diverse. Here comes Maimonides to make Deutschland happy and gay
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK records its coldest night of the year. Brass monkeys, gravediggers backsides, mortician's mistresses, and witch's bosoms unavailable for comment
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass white tiger cub born in Nicaraguan zoo will eat your face with cuteness
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
State's COVID-19 vaccination rollout is SO messed up. How messed up is it? Even snowbirds, tourists can sign up for vaccine appointments
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We know not to eat yellow snow, but what about yellow and green rivers?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🎶Instant Karma's gonna get you....🎶
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sudden stratospheric warming event will bring an increased risk of snow, global warming deniers head's exploding
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Mon January 04, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Hate snow? Can't hate Kyoto snow when it makes the shrines look this cool
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Hate snow? Can't hate Kyoto snow when it makes the shrines look this cool
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is breaking up. This is bad news for your rusty, cob webbed covered snow blower
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
If you thought snow was the ENEMY, think again
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Iranian architect designs a protection system that would help protect emperor penguins and slow the polar ice melt that is inhibiting their breeding. A sexytime igloo if you will
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cool tool makes ducks out of snow. Now if there were only some way to make snow yellow
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cool tool makes ducks out of snow. Now if there were only some way to make snow yellow
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam / Where the raccoons and the polar bears play / Where seldom is heard a discouraging word / And the skies are snowy all day ♫
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Fri January 01, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
"Serial squirrel" continues attacks on Queens residents. That takes a pretty big pair
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Thu December 31, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Would you like a hard cider or a cocktail? why_not_both.gif
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You can't snowmobile if there's no farkin snow
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Wed December 30, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Doing 114 MPH in a snowstorm. That college education is not working
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Order and disorder in crystalline ice explained. Snowflakes offended, ecstatic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Milwaukee Bucks rained on the Miami Heat, with an NBA-record 29 3-point field goals in their 144-97 victory
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The San Diego Zoo conjures up some snow, and it's like catnip for the polar bears
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Why would they call it Target if they didn't mean it?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Q: It snowed all over my car...now what? A: Watch very carefully
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Year's Eve celebrations? You do know you are out of sick days. Why don't you just stay home and celebrate the fact that you haven't killed all your family and friends yet?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Us doggos don't need no stinkin' sleds to enjoy the snow
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You done good A-A-Ron
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently in Kentucky, the proper way to clear snow in your driveway is with a flamethrower and having a beer and cigar in your hand. Is that you, Drew? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently in Kentucky, the proper way to clear snow in your driveway is with a flamethrower and having a beer and cigar in your hand. Is that you, Drew? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Valet kitty steers you towards your parking space in the snow
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Moral of the story: don't wait until the last minute to finish your holiday shopping
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Fri December 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump hired the first White House intern with autism, and gave him a White House snow globe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas when cattogs and doggos can do snow rides together
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Thu December 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five families, five Christmases. Degree of difficulty: no Griswolds
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Happy Hogswatch Snowgum Films is streaming their Discworld creation Troll Bridge today
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Wed December 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A canal between two towns in northern Michigan froze, with no snow cover. Dozens of hockey games broke out
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go. The Rally driver knows the way to angle the sway, through the white and drifting snow🎵
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(Komo)
 
 
 
On first day of winter, Puget Sound attacked by record heat, torrential rain, strong winds, and evening snow
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Cap'n Crunch's Christmas Crunch is returning to shelves, but cereal reviewer finds serious case of false advertising: "misshapen, bloated versions of the intended holiday shapes. The snowmen in particular fared the worst and just looked like blobs"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't ask a lemming to commit suicide. It's liable to rip your lungs out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't ask a lemming to commit suicide. It's liable to rip your lungs out
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Do not wrestle the police dog
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
To get angry before his baseball games, Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow would look at pictures of Martin Shkreli
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone likes to catch a snowflake on their tongue, even Stella the cow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Move over you mountain snow boarders, this is how NYC shreds
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Sun December 20, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like a good bit of the country could be in for a white Christmas. Which, for people older than 10, is not a good thing
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Fri December 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Inconvenient: snow plow buries your car. Scary: snow plow buries your car while you are in it
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
So we got a legit 3 feet of snow in my neck of the woods, and now we get below zero temps
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese snowstorm traps 1,000 people overnight in a traffic jam nine miles long. If only they had some kind of giant fire-breathing lizard that could have thawed them out
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With deflategate a distant memory, Rob Gronkowski lends his toothy grin to a new scam. Angry customer won't let him whitewash his way out of it
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(MN DOT)
 
 
 
Minnesota seeks the world's help to name some snowplows
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Clear the snow and ice from your roof before driving... Or face charges of vehicular assault, reckless conduct, and negligent driving. Oh, and get Fark famous. Either way, it's your 15 minutes
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Protip: don't take your snowmobile out on the interstate
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Protip: don't take your snowmobile out on the interstate
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Especially when it comes to delivering vaccines
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The winter solstice is coming on the 21st. Here is what you need to know about it
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle. You'll shoot your eye out kid, have some chewing tobacco instead
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Tue December 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snowy forest
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream - AI Snowpile Vibrator edition
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here it is, AAA's annual list of Tips for Driving in the Winter. Which, of course, you only need to read if you don't own a 4-wheel drive vehicle, since 4 wheel drive vehicles are magical and snow/ice have no effect on them at all
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Some Jack)
 
 
 
Learn what it's like to spend the winter as a caretaker in one of Glacier Park's remote mountain lodges; making repairs, watching it snow, outlining a new writing project
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Well, aren't these a bunch of special little snowflakes
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Well, aren't these a bunch of special little snowflakes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, we're pardoning everyone else, why not Edward Snowden?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning:...and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farking Kaye. Share your Christmas party stories, both office and otherwise
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Snowbird cash flying away from the US thanks to Covid
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
And you thought you were lonely: Farmer goes to matchmaking festival for 72 years straight then finally passes away without finding a wife in all that time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Utah State vs Colorado State cancelled due to: a) Snow, b) COVID, or c) Player revolt over school president's bigotry
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