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Tue April 06, 2021       Whose turn was it to feed the cat, Honey? source: adn.com   |   share: 36   Sun April 04, 2021       "Your car is not a snowmobile" source: kutv.com   |   share: 27   Sat April 03, 2021 (Some Guy)       Not a pleasant pheasant. With video of a pheasant being unpleasant. Pheasant source: becclesandbungayjournal.co.uk   |   share: 15   Wed March 31, 2021       Google maps will now suggest "eco-friendly" routes to avoid slopes, because even Google engineers are sick of powder hounds, snow bunnies, and 80s teen comedy villains source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 66   Tue March 30, 2021       Snowpiercer is getting a third season source: deadline.com   |   share: 27         What happened to the social fabric of that cruise ship when COVID ripped through it last year? It basically became "Snowpiercer" at sea source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 69   Mon March 29, 2021       He's not getting too old for this sh*t source: cnn.com   |   share: 31         He's not getting too old for this sh*t source: cnn.com   |   share: 31   Fri March 26, 2021       Revised death toll from Texas grid failure: 111 source: npr.org   |   share: 88         Colorado snowboarders would have totally escaped the monster avalanche they created if not for those meddling investigators of the law source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 41   Thu March 25, 2021       Good news NJ school children; snow days are back source: nj.com   |   share: 11         You who are rich and whose troubles are few May come around to see my point of view Sheltered inside from the cold of the snow Follow me now to the vault down below to Fark around and find out on the MSNBC discussion thread at 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 228         UK government contractor provides UK kids with their own online, illegal child labor, tutors from Sri Lanka. No word on whether you can have them beaten if your snowflake fails maths source: theguardian.com   |   share: 22         And I said, "stabbing a guy," and they all moved away from me on the bench there, 'til I said, "and hittin' him with a snow shovel," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench source: wjactv.com   |   share: 24   Wed March 24, 2021       After many snowstorms, Supreme Court of Canada to rule on snow source: msn.com   |   share: 23   Tue March 23, 2021       Ah...springtime in the Rockies. The snow's receding, the flowers are blooming, the white supremacists are making their pagan sacrifices to Wotan source: mtstandard.com   |   share: 95   Mon March 22, 2021       Snowflake terrorist gets all melty because prison is "taking an extremely high toll on his mental well-being", which may be why it's called PRISON and not a luxury spa source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 213         World's most manliest man looks ridiculous in his brand new snow suit. Come on dude, maybe get someone other than your mama to dress you source: theguardian.com   |   share: 73   Sun March 21, 2021       Coming up with a new word to succeed "change", "crisis", and "emergency" is not going to change anybody's mind, or even stop people freaked out by climate change from eating meat source: phys.org   |   share: 65         Photoshop this bathing snow monkey source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: 21   Sat March 20, 2021       Florida bans non-native species because of the environmental damage they cause. Hear that, all you snowbirds? Time to get the fark out source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 44   Fri March 19, 2021       And some of you snowflakes complain about Pornhub buffering issues source: smbc-comics.com   |   share: 27         Moving on from throwing snowballs and batteries Philly fans turn to threatening 13-year-old Carson Wentz superfan source: phillyvoice.com   |   share: 8   Thu March 18, 2021       "He got his wish and then some" source: adn.com   |   share: 8         It's snowing plastic across the globe, still raining men in lots of places source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 6         Snowflakes Possible This Mroning source: abc17news.com   |   share: 34   (Some Parent)       In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry source: sg.theasianparent.com   |   share: 11         A playful murder source: cbc.ca   |   share: 31   Wed March 17, 2021       A record low number of people tuned in to watch the Grammys, missing out on the great performance medley of WAP that has snowflake conservatives up in arms source: nme.com   |   share: 74         The most exciting soccer footage Americans will see today source: 11alive.com   |   share: 4         Washington Dept of Transportation needs the public's help in naming their new snow plow, which will join plow siblings "The Big Leplowski" and "Plowie McPlow Plow" source: komonews.com   |   share: 73   Tue March 16, 2021       Why some snow was brown in Colorado, or how God really feels about the Broncos source: 13wmaz.com   |   share: 4   Mon March 15, 2021       Kittehs play in da snow. BIG kittehs source: 9news.com   |   share: 1         Jen Psaki says that the ex-presidents didn't need an engraved invitation to help promote the COVID-19 vaccine, except for one special snowflake source: secondnexus.com   |   share: 78         SCOTUS has taken up a case whose plaintiffs think Snow Crash is an instruction manual source: vox.com   |   share: 79   Sun March 14, 2021 (Some frosty Farker)       Photoshop this stick-wielding snowperson source: fark-usrimg-full.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com   |   share: 14   Fri March 12, 2021       Iditarod Dog Sled Race volunteers help out - by rescuing a local boy who fell through the ice source: adn.com   |   share: 2         As parts of the South flirt with 80 degree temps today, Colorado and Wyoming bracing for up to 30 inches of snow source: thehill.com   |   share: 143   Thu March 11, 2021       VR headsets in the workplace "could snowball" in next few years. I don't know what kind of kinky games you're playing in your headset, but count me out source: bbc.com   |   share: 17   Wed March 10, 2021       Milk and Bread Alert: 90 inches of snow possible during upcoming storm in Colorado source: outtherecolorado.com   |   share: 51   Tue March 09, 2021 (Some Guy)       Happy 79th birthday to John Cale of the Velvet Underground. "Cut mouth bleeding razor's Forgetting the pain. Antiseptic remains cool goodbye. So you fly. To the cozy brown snow of the east" source: faroutmagazine.co.uk   |   share: 13         As the snow melts, people are finding missing items in their yards including the body of a neighbor who was reported missing more than a month ago source: nj.com   |   share: 41   Mon March 08, 2021       Aliens did it. Aliens with snowshoes source: fox13now.com   |   share: 20         Aliens did it. Aliens with snowshoes source: fox13now.com   |   share: 20   Sun March 07, 2021       NYC's "Naked Cowboy" arrested at Daytona Beach's Bike Week for being "Naked in Daytona," aggressive panhandling source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 53   Sat March 06, 2021       Come join us in celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Alien Invasion Tour on Caturday (DIT, LGT one of the threads from back then) source: fark.com   |   share: 1164   Thu March 04, 2021       Well, this is the most ugly-ass video ever source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: 0   Wed March 03, 2021       Here's a 2 minute video that explains the traditional Inuit kneel jump. You can tell how old you are by the sound you make when you watch them demonstrate it on pavement source: cbc.ca   |   share: 40         Dumbass tries to cut in the drive-thru line at Whataburger during the Texas snow emergency. You'll never guess what happens next source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 71   Tue March 02, 2021       Some residents of Eagan, MN lose phone and internet service due to: A. snowstorm, B. windstorm, C. screaming, machete-wielding woman source: minnesota.cbslocal.com   |   share: 42   Mon March 01, 2021       The Tom Brady-led 2020 Super Bowl winning Tampa Bay Bucs have the second easiest NFL schedule in 2021 source: chicagobears.com   |   share: 27       What a wicked cold game you play, to make me feel this way source: yahoo.com   |   share: 19         Celebrity mother-daughter projects, historical shipwrecks, video games, and a ridiculous number of escaped animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 14-20: Mobile Game Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 21   Sun February 28, 2021       The snow may be deep, but swinging is life source: youtube.com   |   share: 3         Cute singing personal robots in the form of babies, snowmen and androids are a hit with Japan's WFH population. "They want a robot to have a character, like a friend, family or a pet -- not a mechanical function like a dishwasher" source: japantoday.com   |   share: 8         Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed source: cbc.ca   |   share: 38   Sat February 27, 2021       City of Juneau prepares for Excursion into Inlet source: adn.com   |   share: 62         City of Juneau prepares for Excursion into Inlet source: adn.com   |   share: 62         The hidden fungus that is hiding under the snow and IT'S COMING TO GET YOU source: theweathernetwork.com   |   share: 11         Done, I'm done! Six months later, and my chemo is now finished Subby is hoping that this is truly the end. Gonna be a year before everything gets back to normal source: fark.com   |   share: 58         Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these cat sitters from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Welcome to Caturday source: kxan.com   |   share: 1224   Fri February 26, 2021       That Snow Moon source: cnn.com   |   share: 17   Thu February 25, 2021       One of the bigger moons for Ozzy to bark at is coming source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 14         Snowbird visits Florida source: upi.com   |   share: 2   Wed February 24, 2021     What are you doing? "Taking a ride with my Chicken" source: cbc.ca   |   share: 12         U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions source: wcax.com   |   share: 49         Virus or no virus, you can't evict tenants by kidnapping them and dumping them in a cemetery 35 miles away. Somebody will notice source: timesunion.com   |   share: 56   Tue February 23, 2021       If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me source: fox16.com   |   share: 12         If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me source: fox16.com   |   share: 12         "Rich People" purportedly using social media to share secret codes on Covid vaccination appointments intended for poor, ethnic Californians. And don't get me started on those SnowPiercer accommodations source: ktla.com   |   share: 96         Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class source: iflscience.com   |   share: 26         The latest derp from the Q crowd is that the snow in Texas is fake and is the work of Bill Gates who wants to force the country to accept his radical climate change agenda source: nypost.com   |   share: 124         The latest derp from the Q crowd is that the snow in Texas is fake and is the work of Bill Gates who wants to force the country to accept his radical climate change agenda source: nypost.com   |   share: 124         Unexpected hazard of a snow storm in Texas: getting arrested for walking home from work while Black source: dailydot.com   |   share: 131         Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed... WEEEEEEEEE source: wlky.com   |   share: 15   Mon February 22, 2021       Beijing, host of the 2022 Winter Olympics due to start in just under a year, hit an all time high of 78°F source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 19         Package thief 0, Snowbank 1 source: geekologie.com   |   share: 46         Hundreds of snowmen surround Utah Capitol as protesters urge Romney to take climate action. Romney staffers urgently uploading flamethrower protocol 451 source: abc4.com   |   share: 18         Red Panda snow day source: twitter.com   |   share: 5   Sat February 20, 2021       Snowshoes source: local10.com   |   share: 8         Delivery driver nearly hits Texas couple's home, gets stuck in their driveway. So they take her in--for five days. They share Valentine's dinner she delivered, she naps with couple's dogs, bakes cake in thanks. Warmth of this story should end crisis source: cnn.com   |   share: 56         Local man, upset at election outcome, threatens to "abolish government by spilling blood" and being "willing to shoot four or five senators in the head" so I guess he is a smidge upset source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: 48         QAnon claims Texas snow is fake. Conspiracy theory forgets to mention that Texas was built by ancient aliens, is inhabited by lizardpeople, and is actually all Ohio anyway source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 122         Man finds his Rosebud source: fox16.com   |   share: 32   Fri February 19, 2021       You probably don't enjoy the shoveling of snow as much as this puppo does source: twitter.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Man 'snowboards' down Texas street while being pulled by a Tesla. Darwin heard complaining that he can't be everywhere at once in a state that big source: ketk.com   |   share: 41         Sen. Zodiac tells Snowflake to suck it up buttercup source: nypost.com   |   share: 46         Sen. Zodiac tells Snowflake to suck it up buttercup source: nypost.com   |   share: 46         The political perils of Snowmageddon source: thehill.com   |   share: 27         The snow is fresh, time to hit the slopes for kitty shredding source: twitter.com   |   share: 4         Looks like Republicans have found their latest "tan suit" controversy in Biden canceling a trip to tour Pfizer's vaccine-making plant due to the weather source: nypost.com   |   share: 58         This week's UPI News Quiz features a dead guy and a dead career. And snow source: upi.com   |   share: 2         All their times have come. They're here, but now they're gone. Migrants don't fear the reefer; they fear the cops and the freezing rain (We can stop in Bexar). Come on baby, don't fear the reefer source: cnn.com   |   share: 31         All their times have come. They're here, but now they're gone. Migrants don't fear the reefer; they fear the cops and the freezing rain (We can stop in Bexar). Come on baby, don't fear the reefer source: cnn.com   |   share: 31         TX Gov Abbot: I take full responsibility for utter failure of our state's infrastructure during this snowstorm. And by "Full responsibility" I mean that I want you to know it was those clowns at ERCOT who farked up, not me source: elpasotimes.com   |   share: 44         Using a snowblower in Texas and other places this winter might cost you an arm and a leg source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 6   Thu February 18, 2021       Rare snow blankets the Middle East, who still handles it better than Texas source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 16         13 different curses about Ted Cruz you can mutter while you boil your snow ration source: texasmonthly.com   |   share: 42         13 different curses about Ted Cruz you can mutter while you boil your snow ration source: texasmonthly.com   |   share: 42   (Some DOT)       Thanks for your suggestions, now it's time to vote for your favorite Minnesota snowplow name source: dot.state.mn.us   |   share: 70         Biden authorizes FEMA to provide generators and supplies to states hit by storms. Well, good, but he insulted them first, right? Implied it was their fault? Implied that he should be appreciated more? Wait, he didn't? What is this I don't even source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 78         Biden authorizes FEMA to provide generators and supplies to states hit by storms. Well, good, but he insulted them first, right? Implied it was their fault? Implied that he should be appreciated more? Wait, he didn't? What is this I don't even source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 78         Snowblowers recalled due to significant injury potential. You might need a hand returning them, however source: mlive.com   |   share: 63         Missouri man with hot skills uses blowtorch to clear snow during the storms, says a 30 minute shoveling job takes only five minutes with the flame source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 68         It's snowing at the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem source: twitter.com   |   share: 33         Malaysian national and two daughters arrested trying to smuggle illegal drugs into Japan by hiding them inside ceramic dolls of characters from Disney film "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Dopey, Speedy and Spacy? source: japantoday.com   |   share: 17   Wed February 17, 2021       Hockey games called on account of...snow? source: espn.com   |   share: 10         Remember when McSweeney's wasn't real? Pepperidge Farm remembers source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: 36         Not the most important part of the story but aren't all igloos homemade? source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 39         Back in my day, we had to walk 6 miles in the snow to get a COVID vaccine source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 16         Stop shaming Texans for not owning snowsuits. Look, it hadn't even occurred to me to shame Texans for not owning snowsuits, but OK. If it's that important to you I'll keep it off my list. It's not like there's not plenty more to work with source: slate.com   |   share: 93   Tue February 16, 2021       Eli Manning scrambles, fakes knowing what he is doing, avoids a sack but gets intercepted by a ski slope source: nypost.com   |   share: 7         Eli Manning scrambles, fakes knowing what he is doing, avoids a sack but gets intercepted by a ski slope source: nypost.com   |   share: 7         Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, except for ZIP codes beginning with 356, 357, 358 source: whnt.com   |   share: 22         Old ski-lift gondolas make perfect outdoor dining rooms for restaurants source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 6         Folks, do not walk on the snow-covered highways source: twitter.com   |   share: 71         Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine source: euronews.com   |   share: 24         Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine source: euronews.com   |   share: 24         Astronauts, chicken, classic cars, and celebrity pets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 21 - Feb 6: Snowed In Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 17   Mon February 15, 2021       Watch SpaceX launch a batch of Starlink satellites at 10:59 PM ET. Or you watch even more snow fall in your backyard. Trust me watching a Falcon 9 nail another booster landing is a lot more exciting source: rocketlaunch.live   |   share: 94         Burglary suspects arrested after police determine that the game is afoot. Or more specifically, two pairs of feet and a lot of snow. So, afeet? source: kiro7.com   |   share: 6         Scots teacher goes one better than all those dads making igloos for their kids, creates 'hot tub' in garden using snow as temperatures fall to -5C source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 6         Scots teacher goes one better than all those dads making igloos for their kids, creates 'hot tub' in garden using snow as temperatures fall to -5C source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 6         "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" updated for 2021: "How many snow shovelers can work at the top of a Needle" source: king5.com   |   share: 13         Pink and 9-year-old daughter Willow taunt snowbound, jaded and angry Americans with adorableness about sunshine and feels and kids and happiness source: youtube.com   |   share: 8         Houston, already suffering from Snowmageddon, now faces rolling blackouts. Stay safe Texas Farkers source: khou.com   |   share: 300         Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan source: mlive.com   |   share: 23         Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan source: mlive.com   |   share: 23   Sun February 14, 2021       I got a clear bead and frostbite source: komu.com   |   share: 41         We know it's cold, but don't use tiki torches to warm up your house source: kfor.com   |   share: 39         Puppers, Fark server admin enjoy a snow day source: komonews.com   |   share: 13   Sat February 13, 2021       Finally Russia and France sort out their differences from the war, bury their dead. Fark: two centuries after Napoleon's defeat source: france24.com   |   share: 11         Hope you made your supply run to the grocery store already. Because that bread and milk ain't gonna ski over to you through the blizzard source: weather.com   |   share: 130   Fri February 12, 2021 (Some Guy)       Not news: snow totaling over 8" in spots. News: with temperatures falling below zero. Fark: in Texas, Arkansas and Oklahoma source: weathernationtv.com   |   share: 193         Don't ride a shopping cart down a snowy hill and crash into a cop car. Unless you want to source: wvmetronews.com   |   share: 28         Minnesota unveils plow truck that clears snow faster by Tokyo Drifting down the freeway source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: 54         Folks in snowshoes create beautiful temporary artwork on golf course. Please don't cross the Finnish line source: apnews.com   |   share: 20         Folks in snowshoes create beautiful temporary artwork on golf course. Please don't cross the Finnish line source: apnews.com   |   share: 20         It's been a hard week. Enjoy some easy listening with the "Police Pepper Spray 9-Year-Old Concerto" source: apnews.com   |   share: 68   Thu February 11, 2021     Heavy snow in Scotland sparks very rude snow penis trend from wankers showing off their erected 6ft creations source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 16       Heavy snow in Scotland sparks very rude snow penis trend from wankers showing off their erected 6ft creations source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 16         What happens when Shobijin bring a tiny tuft of snow in a tree to life source: twitter.com   |   share: 5         Finnish snow-shoeing group puts your snow angels to shame source: bbc.com   |   share: 15       Scottish siblings' 'innocent' effort to create city's tallest snowman becomes a13ft willy after a little wind and rain make it flaccid source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 33       Scottish siblings' 'innocent' effort to create city's tallest snowman becomes a13ft willy after a little wind and rain make it flaccid source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 33         Scenes of devastation in Stoke. With helpful photos of what counts as devastation in Stoke source: plymouthherald.co.uk   |   share: 27         All kidding aside, you southern folk should simply not drive on snow or ice, and most northern folk shouldn't either for that matter source: apnews.com   |   share: 139         Meanwhile in Canada, a town is rocked by scandal source: calgary.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 29         Meanwhile in Canada, a town is rocked by scandal source: calgary.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 29         If you're driving your snow laden car with just a tiny little opening on the windshield to look through you just might be so lazy that the police need to pull you over for being a dumbarse source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 50         What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An Abdominal Snowman It's your frozen Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com   |   share: 18         Spinning out in snowy weather is scary, but even worse when you are in a 717 source: wpxi.com   |   share: 27   Wed February 10, 2021       Snow storms are sooooo much fun, even a blind doggo can see source: twitter.com   |   share: 9         Dad took us fishing and all we caught was this lousy kangaroo source: yahoo.com   |   share: 7         Wonder Woman flies in to help 'push stuck lorry up icy hill' as snow causes chaos in Scotland source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 35   Tue February 09, 2021       "Nice snowman. But check out my Lincoln Memorial" source: local21news.com   |   share: 12         Dad builds luge track in family's backyard for kids to sled on source: mlive.com   |   share: 16         Under Darcy's grip, Britain battered by SIX inches of snow. 'Beast from the East II' blizzards and 50mph gales force vaccine centres to shut and turn roads into 'lethal' ice rinks source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 61         Beer snow: Possibly the most Wisconsin thing ever since squeaky cheese curds source: wxow.com   |   share: 30         How to Plant a Garden...in the snow source: cbc.ca   |   share: 12         2021 in a landslide source: thehill.com   |   share: 19         2021 in a landslide source: thehill.com   |   share: 19   Mon February 08, 2021       Diver lands a perfect inverted flip off a 70-foot bridge. Oh, did I say diver? I meant DRIVER source: wisn.com   |   share: 58         "The *real* reason this latest Senate retirement announcement matters" source: cnn.com   |   share: 45         Why the skies have been orange in Europe this week source: forbes.com   |   share: 18         Subby sees your "Fire and Ice", and raises "Flaming snowmobile taking out historic covered bridge" source: wcax.com   |   share: 20   Sun February 07, 2021       Jersey woman falls into the frigid Hudson River after taking a short walk on a long pier source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 21         Fire and ice source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: 33         Photoshop these mounds of snow source: a57.foxnews.com   |   share: 25   Sat February 06, 2021       Best picture, worst article source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 17         Don't eat the orange snow source: twitter.com   |   share: 47   Fri February 05, 2021       Even Buddy The Beefalo knows Florida has its own tag source: upi.com   |   share: 4         Apparently it's time once again for FARK's annual "OMYGAWD It's snowing in Hawaii111" unnecessary freakout source: staradvertiser.com   |   share: 40         The polar vortex is cold enough to freeze antifreeze source: cnn.com   |   share: 56   Thu February 04, 2021       Woman trapped in Newark, New Jersey for 5 days. 5 DAYS source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 30   (Some Guy)       In the mood for some pretty awesome Frozone cosplay? source: cosplaycentral.com   |   share: 7         Scottish ski resorts reporting the best snowfall they've had in years - which no-one can enjoy because it's Scotland and they're still in lockdown source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 19         Wearing an avalanche beacon while skiing the White Mountains allows rescuers to recover your body before the snow melts in late spring source: wmur.com   |   share: 34         Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time source: wtae.com   |   share: 10         Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time source: wtae.com   |   share: 10         "In 600 feet, take the second right and eat your fellow travelers" source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 20         Protip: Do not rev your car's engine to get out of a snowbank source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 91         Officer, I'm quite sure it is your duty to protect and to shovel source: metrowestdailynews.com   |   share: 32   Wed February 03, 2021       Free yard furniture, sporting goods and easy free parking available on Chicago streets source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 27         The MTA is thinking of pedestrians while beating its pendulous sacks with shovels source: gothamist.com   |   share: 15         CNN clicky-baity POLAR VORTEX headline: Every US state will see below freezing temperatures over the next week." Article: National Weather Service says yeah, we get 2-3 of these cold snaps every year source: cnn.com   |   share: 18   Tue February 02, 2021       15 tips to avoid injury while shoveling snow. One: Hire someone to do it for you. Two: See one. The rest is just commentary source: nj.com   |   share: 103         What the Chuck? Scandal brewing at the SI Zoo as viewers notice that, despite the city receiving over a foot of snow yesterday, there was no snow visible when Staten Island Chuck made his groundhog prediction "this morning" source: nypost.com   |   share: 37         Sabres-Islanders game canceled due to snow source: espn.com   |   share: 12         The happiest red panda playing in the snow you'll see all day source: twitter.com   |   share: 5   Mon February 01, 2021       Three dead after shooting over: A) parking spaces; B) drug deal ripoff; or C) snow shoveling source: pahomepage.com   |   share: 55         Three dead after shooting over: A) parking spaces; B) drug deal ripoff; or C) snow shoveling source: pahomepage.com   |   share: 55         Snowmen back at the White House source: msn.com   |   share: 32         PENNDOT rolling out new snowplow/flamethrower combo (driver escaped unharmed) source: twitter.com   |   share: 41         Do you live in NYC? Hope you have milk and bread. MILK AND BREEEEAAAAAD source: nypost.com   |   share: 86   Sun January 31, 2021       Blockbuster snowstorm to strike New York, Philadelphia, and leave people stuck at home watching movies source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 65         Blockbuster snowstorm to strike New York, Philadelphia, and leave people stuck at home watching movies source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 65         Capitol Police deny Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton's request to allow sledding at the Capitol, citing security concerns over Covid-19 and White Powder nuts source: wtop.com   |   share: 28         Snowmageddon is barreling through the Midwest right now on its way to the Atlantic Seaboard and Northeast. Have you stocked up on your important supplies of bread, milk, and liquor? source: weather.com   |   share: 111   Sat January 30, 2021       It's been 709 days since Washington, DC last had snow. Until today. Thanks, Biden source: cnn.com   |   share: 75         It's been 709 days since Washington, DC last had snow. Until today. Thanks, Biden source: cnn.com   |   share: 75   Fri January 29, 2021       It's cold & potentially snowing outside so stay in & watch a full schedule of hockey at 8pm Eastern with the Central Division leading Columbus heading up to Chicago to beat up on the Blackhawks. Shut up Pierre, Suck it Mike, & other memes source: nhl.com   |   share: 19         This article has everything: beaver, two cougars and a raw dog source: cbc.ca   |   share: 23         Latest study of Dyatlov Pass Incident includes video simulation of OW MY BALLS source: vice.com   |   share: 62   Thu January 28, 2021       Normally if you're stuck in traffic and a random stranger offers to inject you with a syringe, it's a bad idea. But hey, 2021, might as well source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 9         Binman gets thrown in the company garbage for kung fu kicking the head off a 3-year-old boy's snowman. GOOD source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 21         Jihad Josh says he never disputed the legitimacy of Biden's election. Fark desperately needs a 'Pants on Fire' tag source: kmov.com   |   share: 60         Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose... But, luckily, he didn't carrot all. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com   |   share: 24   Wed January 27, 2021       Snowman: 1, Pickup Truck: 0 source: youtube.com   |   share: 58         Giant snowflake demands to be removed from HOF ballot in what will be his final year anyway source: cbssports.com   |   share: 50   Mon January 25, 2021       Snowzilla arises in the UK. This is not a kaijuphemism source: bbc.com   |   share: 4         Waddle load of snowflakes. NHS tells people to 'walk like penguins' to avoid falls in snowy weather source: msn.com   |   share: 49   Sun January 24, 2021       Apparently, CBS meteorologists don't have a word for Chinook wind source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 44   Sat January 23, 2021       While we weren't looking the Russians have decided they've had enough of Putin's Kleptocracy and are fighting back...with snowballs source: twitter.com   |   share: 97         Ice in the Sahara Desert? What's next, flying pigs? source: iflscience.com   |   share: 11   Fri January 22, 2021       In Russia, magic carpet flies you source: interestingengineering.com   |   share: 5         Not happy with the Artic getting all the attention, this year's warm winter has caused the Great Lakes to go relatively ice free so far this year source: cnn.com   |   share: 53   Tue January 19, 2021       Snowstorm in Japan causes 134-vehicle pileup. Oh what a feeling source: autoblog.com   |   share: 14   Mon January 18, 2021       Old and busted: Power plant causes global warming. New coldness: Power plant causes 100 mile long snow plume source: wisn.com   |   share: 23   Sun January 17, 2021       If you missed the FB streamed Hogswatch showing of Snowgum Film's Trollbridge it is now available on YouTube. GNU Terry Pratchett source: youtube.com   |   share: 16   Sat January 16, 2021 (Some Guy)       Or, you know, you could just go inside for meals and sleeping, or something source: besthealthmag.ca   |   share: 6   (Some Guy)       Or, you know, you could just go inside for meals and sleeping, or something source: besthealthmag.ca   |   share: 6   Fri January 15, 2021       Congressional cybersecurity at risk because of the Snowflake Rebellion, mainly because Congresscritters are in charge of their own IT source: marketplace.org   |   share: 48         Mean libs calling conservatives Hitler, Y'All Queda, snowflakes, and many more. Nazi KKK members have feelings too, ya know. No Sad Sarcasm tag? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 98         'The avalanche was in control' with Oh Fark video source: kdvr.com   |   share: 23         'The avalanche was in control' with Oh Fark video source: kdvr.com   |   share: 23   (Some Guy)       Watch this family of deer jump and play in the rare Texas snowstorm source: microsoftnewskids.com   |   share: 1   Thu January 14, 2021 (The real tiger king)       For safety reasons, we recommend that snowmen do not hide pieces of meat, blood or animal hair in their pockets -- especially in the Amur tiger exhibit source: latestly.com   |   share: 19         Boy Scout will not get his snow cave badge source: krqe.com   |   share: 53   Wed January 13, 2021       Photoshop these two kids playing during a snow storm source: bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com   |   share: 49         What ...Collies aren't allowed to have fun in the snow too? source: twitter.com   |   share: 7         Attempted car thief given points as a 'decent runner' but ultimately judged to be 'not the brightest crayon in the box' source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: 12   Tue January 12, 2021       Central Spain records temperatures of -25C, which is . . . lemme do the math . . . fourteen hogsheads and a lemur I think source: bbc.com   |   share: 105   Mon January 11, 2021       China reveals real-life Snowpiercer train because it's 2021 and I don't know anything anymore source: cnn.com   |   share: 94   (Some Guy)       Fark ready head line: It's the law: Does Santa carry liability insurance? source: postregister.com   |   share: 2         Madrid does its best impression of Buffalo, with disastrous results source: bbc.com   |   share: 38         Madrid does its best impression of Buffalo, with disastrous results source: bbc.com   |   share: 38   Sun January 10, 2021       Republican who lost a congressional race in NC posts campaign literature online bragging about taking part in the Snowflake Rebellion source: twitter.com   |   share: 79   Sat January 09, 2021       Carnage on Madrid's streets after snowflakes gang up on each other. (Vid). You have been warned source: twitter.com   |   share: 50   Fri January 08, 2021       First they came for the snowmen, and did not speak out because I was not a snowman (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 9         With Cyberpunk wiped out, here's a snowboard mod so you can shred with Geralt source: kotaku.com   |   share: 7         These Chinese ice castles are amazing. Lynn-Holly Johnson and Robby Benson unavailable for comment, axels source: bbc.com   |   share: 4   Thu January 07, 2021       What name are you giving the seditious insurrection that happened in DC yesterday? Subby has heard "Snowflake Rebellion". Any other suggestions? LGT inspiration source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 242         There's a yellow snow warning in Scotland source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 29   (Some Guy)       Why not picnic in the snow? source: nptelegraph.com   |   share: 8   Wed January 06, 2021       Dog owner out for a walk horrified after his dog digs for a boner in the snow (NSFW) source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 32         Porch Pirate reenacts scene from Frozen. Cops don't let it go source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 13         Look out Adolf, mover over Rolf. German storm names to be more diverse. Here comes Maimonides to make Deutschland happy and gay source: theguardian.com   |   share: 6         The UK records its coldest night of the year. Brass monkeys, gravediggers backsides, mortician's mistresses, and witch's bosoms unavailable for comment source: bbc.com   |   share: 11         Ugly-ass white tiger cub born in Nicaraguan zoo will eat your face with cuteness source: phys.org   |   share: 0         State's COVID-19 vaccination rollout is SO messed up. How messed up is it? Even snowbirds, tourists can sign up for vaccine appointments source: wfla.com   |   share: 73   Tue January 05, 2021       We know not to eat yellow snow, but what about yellow and green rivers? source: phys.org   |   share: 5   (Some Guy)       🎶Instant Karma's gonna get you....🎶 source: 97x.com   |   share: 25         Sudden stratospheric warming event will bring an increased risk of snow, global warming deniers head's exploding source: phys.org   |   share: 9   Mon January 04, 2021       Hate snow? Can't hate Kyoto snow when it makes the shrines look this cool source: soranews24.com   |   share: 30         Hate snow? Can't hate Kyoto snow when it makes the shrines look this cool source: soranews24.com   |   share: 30         The polar vortex is breaking up. This is bad news for your rusty, cob webbed covered snow blower source: nj.com   |   share: 14         If you thought snow was the ENEMY, think again source: reddit.com   |   share: 10         Iranian architect designs a protection system that would help protect emperor penguins and slow the polar ice melt that is inhibiting their breeding. A sexytime igloo if you will source: mymodernmet.com   |   share: 3   Sun January 03, 2021       Cool tool makes ducks out of snow. Now if there were only some way to make snow yellow source: boingboing.net   |   share: 12         Cool tool makes ducks out of snow. Now if there were only some way to make snow yellow source: boingboing.net   |   share: 12         ♫ Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam / Where the raccoons and the polar bears play / Where seldom is heard a discouraging word / And the skies are snowy all day ♫ source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 17   Fri January 01, 2021       "Serial squirrel" continues attacks on Queens residents. That takes a pretty big pair source: kob.com   |   share: 30   Thu December 31, 2020       Would you like a hard cider or a cocktail? why_not_both.gif source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 6         You can't snowmobile if there's no farkin snow source: wmur.com   |   share: 23   Wed December 30, 2020       Doing 114 MPH in a snowstorm. That college education is not working source: kcrg.com   |   share: 28         Order and disorder in crystalline ice explained. Snowflakes offended, ecstatic source: phys.org   |   share: 3         The Milwaukee Bucks rained on the Miami Heat, with an NBA-record 29 3-point field goals in their 144-97 victory source: espn.com   |   share: 19   Tue December 29, 2020       The San Diego Zoo conjures up some snow, and it's like catnip for the polar bears source: twitter.com   |   share: 12   Mon December 28, 2020       Why would they call it Target if they didn't mean it? source: baynews9.com   |   share: 16         Q: It snowed all over my car...now what? A: Watch very carefully source: boingboing.net   |   share: 110         New Year's Eve celebrations? You do know you are out of sick days. Why don't you just stay home and celebrate the fact that you haven't killed all your family and friends yet? source: usatoday.com   |   share: 26         Us doggos don't need no stinkin' sleds to enjoy the snow source: twitter.com   |   share: 2         You done good A-A-Ron source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 22   Sun December 27, 2020       Apparently in Kentucky, the proper way to clear snow in your driveway is with a flamethrower and having a beer and cigar in your hand. Is that you, Drew? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 54         Apparently in Kentucky, the proper way to clear snow in your driveway is with a flamethrower and having a beer and cigar in your hand. Is that you, Drew? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 54   Sat December 26, 2020       Valet kitty steers you towards your parking space in the snow source: twitter.com   |   share: 5         Moral of the story: don't wait until the last minute to finish your holiday shopping source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 19   Fri December 25, 2020       Trump hired the first White House intern with autism, and gave him a White House snow globe source: nypost.com   |   share: 120         It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas when cattogs and doggos can do snow rides together source: twitter.com   |   share: 5   Thu December 24, 2020       Five families, five Christmases. Degree of difficulty: no Griswolds source: bbc.com   |   share: 0         Happy Hogswatch Snowgum Films is streaming their Discworld creation Troll Bridge today source: facebook.com   |   share: 10   Wed December 23, 2020       A canal between two towns in northern Michigan froze, with no snow cover. Dozens of hockey games broke out source: mlive.com   |   share: 34   Tue December 22, 2020       🎵Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go. The Rally driver knows the way to angle the sway, through the white and drifting snow🎵 source: twitter.com   |   share: 16         On first day of winter, Puget Sound attacked by record heat, torrential rain, strong winds, and evening snow source: komonews.com   |   share: 28         Cap'n Crunch's Christmas Crunch is returning to shelves, but cereal reviewer finds serious case of false advertising: "misshapen, bloated versions of the intended holiday shapes. The snowmen in particular fared the worst and just looked like blobs" source: brandeating.com   |   share: 5         Don't ask a lemming to commit suicide. It's liable to rip your lungs out source: theguardian.com   |   share: 11         Don't ask a lemming to commit suicide. It's liable to rip your lungs out source: theguardian.com   |   share: 11         Do not wrestle the police dog source: wtnh.com   |   share: 37   Mon December 21, 2020       To get angry before his baseball games, Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow would look at pictures of Martin Shkreli source: twitter.com   |   share: 13         Everyone likes to catch a snowflake on their tongue, even Stella the cow source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 4         Move over you mountain snow boarders, this is how NYC shreds source: twitter.com   |   share: 22   Sun December 20, 2020       Looks like a good bit of the country could be in for a white Christmas. Which, for people older than 10, is not a good thing source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 59   Fri December 18, 2020       Inconvenient: snow plow buries your car. Scary: snow plow buries your car while you are in it source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 64         So we got a legit 3 feet of snow in my neck of the woods, and now we get below zero temps source: timesunion.com   |   share: 26         Japanese snowstorm traps 1,000 people overnight in a traffic jam nine miles long. If only they had some kind of giant fire-breathing lizard that could have thawed them out source: cnn.com   |   share: 26   Thu December 17, 2020       With deflategate a distant memory, Rob Gronkowski lends his toothy grin to a new scam. Angry customer won't let him whitewash his way out of it source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 17   (MN DOT)       Minnesota seeks the world's help to name some snowplows source: dot.state.mn.us   |   share: 37         Clear the snow and ice from your roof before driving... Or face charges of vehicular assault, reckless conduct, and negligent driving. Oh, and get Fark famous. Either way, it's your 15 minutes source: wcax.com   |   share: 59         Protip: don't take your snowmobile out on the interstate source: wnyt.com   |   share: 26         Protip: don't take your snowmobile out on the interstate source: wnyt.com   |   share: 26         "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Especially when it comes to delivering vaccines source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 22         The winter solstice is coming on the 21st. Here is what you need to know about it source: fox43.com   |   share: 9   Wed December 16, 2020       I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle. You'll shoot your eye out kid, have some chewing tobacco instead source: foxnews.com   |   share: 22   Tue December 15, 2020       Photoshop this snowy forest source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: 25         5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream - AI Snowpile Vibrator edition source: twitch.tv   |   share: 4   Mon December 14, 2020 (Some Guy)       Here it is, AAA's annual list of Tips for Driving in the Winter. Which, of course, you only need to read if you don't own a 4-wheel drive vehicle, since 4 wheel drive vehicles are magical and snow/ice have no effect on them at all source: exchange.aaa.com   |   share: 144   Sun December 13, 2020 (Some Jack)       Learn what it's like to spend the winter as a caretaker in one of Glacier Park's remote mountain lodges; making repairs, watching it snow, outlining a new writing project source: distinctlymontana.com   |   share: 49         Well, aren't these a bunch of special little snowflakes source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 16         Well, aren't these a bunch of special little snowflakes source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 16         Sure, we're pardoning everyone else, why not Edward Snowden? source: twitter.com   |   share: 168         CSB Sunday Morning:...and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farking Kaye. Share your Christmas party stories, both office and otherwise source: fark.com   |   share: 50         Snowbird cash flying away from the US thanks to Covid source: azfamily.com   |   share: 35   Sat December 12, 2020       And you thought you were lonely: Farmer goes to matchmaking festival for 72 years straight then finally passes away without finding a wife in all that time source: irishmirror.ie   |   share: 99         Utah State vs Colorado State cancelled due to: a) Snow, b) COVID, or c) Player revolt over school president's bigotry source: usatoday.com   |   share: 17

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