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headlines found matching 'Smoke'
Thu July 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I have an idea, let's incorrectly install an electric fence in a wildfire area. What could go wrong?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gun Flex Right Stack 394 Dragon Smoke Kill Turbo Sucker Right, on two, got it? Got it Sean Payton and Drew Brees discuss their offensive play lingo, and it's pretty darn cool
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
If you get stuck in a kitchen duct at Golden Corral while trying to break in you might want to reconsider your life and diet choices
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Fire destroys Plaid Pantry store, no one reported kilt
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
With tension mounting for the England Vs Sweden footie match this weekend, who better to ask for predictions on the possible outcome than a bunch of smokers in Kent's equivalent of Florida?
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gourmet Chefs: "Propane has no flavor, and charcoal isn't much better...The aroma and flavor of wood are in a league of their own." Backyard Pitmasters: "Duuuhhhh"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yolo County wildfire smoke settles over the streets of San Francisco, adding a 70s-style orange filter to the usual views
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Sat June 30, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Legal fireworks are so boring in New Jersey even your neighbors won't call the cops over what you light up
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nude model's photo shoot gazelle culotte baboon smoker squirrel wrench
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This feels like a tipping point on marijuana legalization. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Unprecedented" fire raging in northern England prompts evacuation of dozens of homes. And also, according to the pic in the article, it looks like the gates of hell have opened in the UK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
*smoke bomb*
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Officers found marijuana, a pineapple-shaped marijuana edible, THC oil, a jar of smoked blunts, seven bags of genital-shaped, THC-laced candies and four tanks of nitrous oxide. Butler reportedly told officers the nitrous oxide was for his "artwork"
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders declares she had a great time out to eat with her family and the chicken was excellent. No more questions. (SMOKE BOMB)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
How to smoke vape out of your ears
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Thu June 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denies leaving White House. You see? All rumors. She is an honest person and would never lie to...Sarah?...did you see Sarah?...I swear she was just here...and what's up with this cloud of black smoke?
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Break into your friend's house. Smoke some pot. Bake a cake. Mom's not going to be happy about this
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
"GOP senators, what do you think of Trump praising Kim?" "Uh ... " *smokebomb*
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I guess he didn't want to pay the toll
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Does having your wedding photos taken in front of a raging wildfire even count as news anymore?
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Sat June 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pot smokers accused of walking out on meal whose price seems way too well planned
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren just smoked her first joint
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Wed June 06, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Massive blaze engulfs Mandarin Oriental hotel in London's Knightsbridge area
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Cannabis fever grips Japan, comparable to the reefer madness that gripped America in days gone by. Professional: "I used to go in for harder drugs, but lately, those either don't work or else they kill you. With marijuana, you needn't worry"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
One person dies from tobacco consumption every five seconds. Man that dude really needs to quit smoking
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to go full prepper, make sure your electrical work is up to code
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sky-typing plane crashes, his last message reads "help, no fu--" whatever that means
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
After leading police on chase, woman objects to sobriety tests and states that she's not drunk. "I already told you, I smoked crack"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's neither Woofday nor Caturday but this is an awesome combo with firemen, paramedics, puppies and kitties
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Thu May 24, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
You know what works better than e-cigarettes at getting smokers to quit? The almighty dollar
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Mon May 21, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dumb: Smoking pot in cars you've broken into. Dumber: Doing it at a dealership
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dumb: Smoking pot in cars you've broken into. Dumber: Doing it at a dealership
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Oregon Business)
 
 
 
I don't know. I've never smoked a vegan
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Wed May 16, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Someday archaeologists will pour plaster into voids in the ash near Kilauea and the results will be shaped like guys holding golf clubs
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Parents of dead kid haven't used drugs for years, well okay they smoked a little bit of weed. Okay weed and a little bit of heroin. Alright weed a little bit of heroin and some Suboxone and that's it. So weed, heroin, Suboxone and meth but that's it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If the FDA ever approves medical marijuana, say goodbye to the era of smoking joints. "Using a lung as a drug delivery vehicle isn't optimal"
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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Wed May 02, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
If your smoke alarm goes off, you can get rid of the smoke, turn it off, or take out the batteries in order to stop the noise. Then there's this guy
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Tue May 01, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Dinner is done when the smoke alarm goes off
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Sun April 29, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You could cancel Thrones or Brooklyn 99 and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of entertainment posting is discussing the Simpsons quotes we all share. The Simpsons break Gunsmoke's record thread, 8pm ET on Fox
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This Sunday "The Simpsons" will make history, becoming the longest-running primetime series on television, surpassing the classic western, "Gunsmoke." Festus said to be 'Hoppin' around like a flea on a hot skillet'
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Tue April 24, 2018
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Couple dip their weed in PCP and smoke it, then proceed to strip naked, place a pit bull on their shoulders and run amok through Macy's
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Kenyon Martin says more than 80% of NBA players smoke pot. Fans begin trying to figure out who is the one player on the court on each team who isn't stoned
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
New Orleans Pelicans clown ESPN's army of NBA "experts" - all 22 of whom groupthinkingly predicted higher-seeded Portland Trailblazers would smoke them in first round
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Men younger than 50: The more you smoke, the more you stroke"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Someone decided to have a controlled burn by Interstate 75 right before Friday morning rush hour. There's no way that could backfire
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's 4/20. And cops across America have jokes about it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oregon has ended up with way more pot than it can smoke - to the tune of one million pounds
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Tue April 17, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
In Utero is a pretty good Nirvana album. It's also where a woman in Florida keeps her tire gauge that she uses to smoke crack
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Mon April 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: Trump's tweets could be behind the Dow's volatility. Well, duh
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen evidently has something far more important to do than personally attend his court proceedings: sit around and smoke cigars with his skeevy Russian friends
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump orders missile strikes on Syria in response to confirmation of Pee Tape
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Batman avoids jail time because he smoked too much pot. Holy BS excuse, Batman
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Wed April 11, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
For sale: San Jose house in Silicon Valley. "Slight" smoke damage. Asking $800,000
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
L.A.'s Reef Hotel celebrating Cali's 1st legal 4/20 with a tribute to Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, unlimited Chicken Nuggets & Tater Tots on a "Munchie Mountain" & "Hot Box Maze". This should end well
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nagging teenager inadvertently saves family
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Four alarm metaphor breaks out at Trump Tower in NYC
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Wed April 04, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mississippi Sonic puts up sign asking customers to stop smoking weed in drive-thru. Sales expected to plunge
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher tells kids she smokes dope, gives out her phone number, unbuttons her pants and dances to rap music while soliciting dollar bills. Who is this wild child? Nobody knows, but she's 63 years old
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Mon April 02, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Unless you're James Bond, your umbrella isn't much use against an exploding manhole
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
FDA announces plan to encourage smokers to smoke twice as many cigarettes as they do now
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Hey Chief, this thing must be broken. It says there's a fire back at the station
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Fri March 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crawfish smokes a cigarette while holding onto a beer. Yes, you read that right
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Bill seeks to ban smoking while walking on NYC sidewalks. Gum chewing still ok, for now
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Kidde recalls 450,000 paperweights disguised as smoke detectors
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Do not smoke in bed or in any car you break into to take a nap
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Mon March 19, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Marijuana second hand smoke gives you the cancers. Harsh, man
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