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Fri December 03, 2021
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Antivaxxer tries to game the system. Vaccinator: That arm's fake, I can tell by the pixels. Realistic skin tone though
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elderly abandoned dog found days before Christmas last year, who had 'given up', makes incredible recovery and finds forever home. Damn it's dusty in this D'awww tab
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Up next, banning masking and washing hands mandates for surgeons
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Conspicuous in its absence: beast
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Republican governor commissions study to prove that masking doesn't prevent Covid-19. Study proves masking saves lives by reducing frequency and severity of infection. Guess what happens next
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ghibli Museum asking for help to pay for operating costs and repairs. Offering rides in their giant walking castle in return for donations
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You wait breathlessly for this list every year, so here it: NPR's breakdown of the top 100 songs of 2021. So put on your best ironic band t-shirt, kick back in those skinny jeans, and enjoy
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania prosecutor makes Hail Mary pass to US Supreme Court, asking for Bill Cosby to be put back in prison
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Big E faces off with Kevin Owens. Seth faces Finn. Edge makes his return to Monday nights & who let Riddle in on "Secret Santa"? Now he's going to be asking people what the secret is. Do you know? Tune in at 8 PM on USA to find out
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
This explains why all us Farkers look like hell
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens asking the important questions, like why is what they're wearing making the male teachers uncomfortable, and why should that be the girls' problem?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many days after theoretical covid exposure should you take a rapid test? Asking for myself... because guess which variant came to Thanksgiving?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less stressful than asking your parents for more quarters back in the day it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Antstream - Epic Welcome Pack & Hunter: COTW free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: best quarter munchers from your youth?
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Thu November 25, 2021
(sam.gov)
 
 
 
NASA is asking for bids for a "SpaceGoat Residual Gas Analyzer." Still no cure for gas from goats
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Did you defrost your turkey yet? Why?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Did you defrost your turkey yet? Why?
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Tue November 23, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom has taken the radical step of asking police and CHP to help fight the wave of "flash mob" thefts at retail stores. Wait, the police can assist in property crimes? When did that start?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
EA's FIFA gaming franchise/cash cow may be dead after 30 years due to FIFA asking too much for naming rights. Company trademarks "EA Sports F.C." as possible replacement
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doorbell camera records Waukesha parade driver asking someone for a sandwich and to call him an Uber before being arrested on the doorstep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's one way to roast a canard. Share your method to the right
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk in Taiwan wasn't even supposed to be there today. But he was, and he made the mistake of asking a psycho customer to put on his mask
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Sun November 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, hep A, extra shot, light ice, no whip...wait, go back a few
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
If you eat from it, stand beneath it when it rains, use its wood to light a fire, or just touch its sap, you might be poisoned. Yes boys and girls, this is one bad ass apple tree
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
If you eat from it, stand beneath it when it rains, use its wood to light a fire, or just touch its sap, you might be poisoned. Yes boys and girls, this is one bad ass apple tree
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Walmart employee makes TikTok video documenting aftermath of asking teenagers to stop making TikTok videos in Walmart
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
One of the few times asking an adult 'what does a tickle look like?' doesn't end up a guest spot on Maury, or a really awkward Thanksgiving
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Mon November 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
L'Oreal announces it will remove all the racist words, such as "whitening," from its skincare products. Of course, it's still making the products, so let's guess what they're going to be called instead
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China threatens Australia with heavy attack, risking wave after wave of unstoppable kangaroos in retaliation
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
If you're tired of bland Thanksgiving food, here's a way to spice it up
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fish-skins, fish-skins, slimy scaly fish-skins, patch animal wounds and then get eaten up, yum
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe if liberals would just come out and admit that masking kids at school does actually have some downsides, the MAGA crowd would gratefully acknowledge their honesty and agree to cooperate, suggested a moron
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
An all-drumstick Thanksgiving? You SOB, I'm in
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scurvy cases on the rise in the UK as the Limey Bastards forget why they are called "Limey Bastards"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Questions you find yourself asking as you lay in bed, wide awake, at 2am
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the search on "how to bake potatoes" is trending, so here's the answer for everyone who has wanted to know but were too embarrassed to ask
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the search on "how to bake potatoes" is trending, so here's the answer for everyone who has wanted to know but were too embarrassed to ask
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Fri November 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's just so much wrong with this story, I don't know where to begin
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Thu November 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: Chrissy Teigen has theory about Pete Davidson & Kim K. Article: "Everybody's asking me. I have no idea"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Cross dressing in a fat suit and throwing acid is no way to go through med school, son
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Vaccine patches could soon protect humans from virus vulnerability. But we still can't patch stupid
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Never mind social networking, Facemetabook is working on tactile skin for your next sexbo... er, "significant other"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Carol Baskin loses legal challenge against Netflix, prepares tiger challenge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guitarist discovers the answer to the question we've all been asking. How many pars of gloves can you wear before you can't play Enter Sandman?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At least one alligator smiles when you scrub algae off of his skin. No, no really, and this is totally different than his cousin's grin as he tears your leg off
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Thu October 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Want to do a better job of taking care of your skin, but don't have the time and energy to manage a full-blown 10-step routine? No worries, then -- NPR's got your back with this all-new streamlined, 7-step process
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Some strains of C. acnes bacteria may actually promote skin health, which is great news if you're a nematode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're trying to get someone in a lie by asking "What's the biggest lie a politician has ever told?" be sure you didn't have a whopper that everyone can smack you across the face with. Right, Madison Cawthorn?
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The pineapple skin diet has been shown to boost growth and the immune system
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Mon October 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
This guy's just asking to be dismembered
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison for four years without being convicted of anything, and gotten ten ambassadors kicked out of Turkey for asking why?
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(Today)
 
 
 
According to TikTok, skinny jeans are out and mom jeans are back. The ladies at SNL will be so happy to know this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The "Gunshine State" is getting rid of palm trees. Meth, Covid, and Carole Baskin are still ok
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Popular streamer releases a line of beauty products that protect your skin from blue light, only to find that her followers already know about snake oil
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trump's new Free Speech Network bans all criticism of thin-skinned snowflakes. In other words, it is a safe place for conservatives
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
You too can have the gift of eternal youth, but like anything in life you have to pay for it ...to a devious parasitic tapeworm
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: If your drunk girlfriend struck a security guard with a can of Red Bull, you shouldn't drive to the police station to pick her up on a flat tire while highly intoxicated
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Terry McAuliffe abruptly ends interview after local reporter kept asking questions written by the RNC
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts
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Fri October 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or, you could drink a lot of orange juice
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or, you could drink a lot of orange juice
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
In a new federal lawsuit, parents call school masking a "Satanic ritual." But the official Church of Satan says not so fast
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tide Pod eating is out of the Gen Z TikTokking going-viral agenda. "Scalp popping" is in
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newsmax's latest defense of Jon Gruden: Over in Europe, the word f****t is actually for a cigarette, and in Los Angeles, big lips have nothing to do with skin color. It's basically a botched injection job. Maybe that should be "lamest"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Needler helps cutters heal. It's not news, it's ink
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde goes nude and unretouched for a photoshoot for...and you're gone
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scientists getting ever closer to inventing Dr. McCoy's hypospray, just watch out for the cordrazine
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scientists getting ever closer to inventing Dr. McCoy's hypospray, just watch out for the cordrazine
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Gonna guess the formula for Facebook's "secret blacklist of dangerous individuals and organizations" is basically the Peter Griffin OK/Not OK skin tone chart multiplied by wealth
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-Pepsi CEO, who got $31 million her last year on the job, says asking for a raise is "cringeworthy" and that she couldn't imagine "working for somebody and feeling you need to ask for more money"
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon declares congressional subpoena impotent, shafting investigation but risking the stiff penalty of hard time
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The latest thing we're doing wrong: washing towels. Because the internet has become the biggest nag of all time
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Why do so many chippies leave the skin on fish? Riddle me this, I don't like it Cathy"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow: "Long story short, Susan was right, Dianne was right. I went to the dermatologist, she said, 'Hey, you know what? That mole has changed.' I was like, 'Yeah, I've heard that.' Did a biopsy, turns out it was skin cancer"
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're in court facing assault charges, attempting a citizen's arrest of the judge might not go in your favour
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Wed October 06, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Was the Colorado Republican Party chairwoman's previous job leading an election conspiracy group with a militia arm? Just asking questions here. The group's current leaders testified under oath that it's true? Well then
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Tue October 05, 2021
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Once you've drunkenly forced your way into a closed swimming pool and broken both your legs, the only thing left is to sue the pool owner for not putting up a better fence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS declines case asking for DC voting representation. Sorry Washington D.C. residents, you still don't exist
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Mon October 04, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sunscreen recalled for containing carcinogens. Apparently something that protects you from skin cancer isn't supposed to cause cancer while doing so. Who knew?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid vaccines, which originally didn't prevent transmission because they were not designed for it, then turned out to prevent transmission, then didn't, then prevented it so well masking was unnecessary, then didn't again because delta, now do again
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're still asking, then "No." Also keep a fresh meatloaf handy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hello America, how are you? "School Boards Are Asking For Federal Help As They Face Threats And Violence"
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Womp-womp's lawyers refuse to address Trump donor allegations that he "repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me stalked me". No word on if Kristi Noem was courted the same way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN: "Why are progressives being unreasonable??" Rep. Ro Khanna: "dude, it's Sinema. We keep asking what she wants and all we get are crickets. She's singlehandedly holding up the entire Democratic agenda and won't say why" CNN: "but progressives"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The world's hottest shot is guaranteed to make you gag, sweat and scream in agony. It's made with overproof rum (63% alcohol) and infused with the world's hottest pepper, the Carolina Reaper. What's not to like?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, just where exactly is this THC laced candy being handed out at for Halloween? Asking for a friend with a kid
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(Up North Live)
 
Weeners
 
Police are asking for anyone with information on who stole "Big Wein" to give them just the tip
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Barks, skins, and leaves
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No, the US government won't send you unsolicited texts about stimulus payments, but a guy from Nigeria might send you them asking to give money to make money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Beijing is asking state-backed firms to get them off the Evergrande hook - for old times' sake. It's an offer they really can't refuse regardless of cannoli quality
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drax the Destroyer wants information on the asshats who abused his puppy. Finger to the throat means death
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A team of scientists have developed a 3D-printed vaccine patch providing an easy and painless way to deliver 5G service
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A team of scientists have developed a 3D-printed vaccine patch providing an easy and painless way to deliver 5G service
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To help with DNA tagging police are asking for Laundrie's dirty
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lake Superior beach named #3 skinny dipping spot in the US, #31 in the world. At least you really will be able to blame it on shrinkage
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We have to stop asking how dumb people can be. Too many are taking it as a challenge
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Wed September 22, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iraq War veteran Mike Prysner stands up to George W. Bush, asking, "When are you going to apologize for the million Iraqis that are dead because you lied?"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The next generation of skincare might come from ... frog foam? Really? Eww
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Woman injured in Aldershot van gas explosion" - at least now we know what they did after 'Take The Skinheads Bowling'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your mom no longer allowed to swim in Michigan lake
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. Ron DeSantis announces new Florida surgeon general. Surprisingly it's not the skinny guy on the pale horse
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(Betty Crocker)
 
 
 
Why do so many recipe names begin with "Skinny"?
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Mon September 20, 2021
(WYTV Youngstown)
 
 
 
"There's always any type of risk when you don't know what the item is in the bathroom that you may come in contact with." Local authorities warn of the dangers of... drugs on toilet seats?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Young man, pick yourself off the ground and evacuate before you succumb to the chlorine gas at the YMCA
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Does it count as voter suppression if you launch your vaccine passports on Election Day? Asking for a friend named Alberta
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Protip: leave the paper bag of stuff in too
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tree snake orgy
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
He chose...poorly
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's famous Skinny House sells for a nice fat price
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Fri September 17, 2021
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Team COVID loses another court battle after the judge realizes they're asking for something really farking stupid. Tag is for the judge
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Beauty is only skin deep. Cars deep in to a beauty salon are death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asking the tough questions: "What are nuclear-powered submarines and how do they work?"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC restaurant hostess assaulted after messing with three Texas women by following local law and asking for proof of vaccination
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Oh, joy, another V/H/S sequel
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Wed September 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
We've raised a generation of thin-skinned little crybabies. Oh, sure, planetwide livability is threatened at an existential level due to human activity, boo farking hoo. WE DIDN'T HAVE CELL PHONES AT YOUR AGE
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Tue September 14, 2021
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
So, this is how the zombie apocalypse starts
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Mon September 13, 2021
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
For sale: 1996 BMW 750iL, new 17″ aluminum rims, 121,043 original miles, black leather interior, asking price $1,750,000. Most bullet damage removed
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Grouse what happent to Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia; not asking 4 friends
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Sat September 11, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rebel Media "journalist" whines her way to a Journalism 101 level mistake by asking a yes or no question of Canadian candidate Singh. He answers it
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Conditions at Riker's Island are so bad that Dr. Crusher is asking for Federation help
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing in court, USWNT tries a new strategy, just asking the men's team to give them money
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Terrible quarterback play in college football after Week 1 has only driven up the Texans asking price for Deshaun Watson
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
They just have to stand up straight, make their bed real neat, and always answer every question with "Yes, Drill Seargent"
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Skeptoid)
 
 
 
It was cruise missiles, the planes were holograms, it was all an inside job by the Jews. The truthers get their annual reminder to send money to the brave people just asking questions
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Mon September 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Exasperated family separates siblings in hope of stopping constant squabbling
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Exasperated family separates siblings in hope of stopping constant squabbling
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is this urine colour chart missing blue, taupe, and plaid? Subby is asking for a friend
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Since the devastating split from his sex doll wife, Yuri has found new love. With an ashtray
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills ownership is starved for cash and asking for taxpayers to pay for new stadium or they leave. Well...bye
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Where are all the anti-government overreach conservatives who will stand up against businesses being fined $5,000 for asking for proof of vaccination? Just kidding. I know your only guiding principle is owning the libs
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Wed September 01, 2021
(George Mason University)
 
 
 
The epidemiological science of masking, and the sociology of mask wearing. How do you go from knowing what to do, to getting people to do it?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Do you remember how some kids have been prone to mysterious COVID-19 side effects? Sadly, it's time for a reminder
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kinda scared
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember when Kevin McQarthy was up for House speakership in 2015 and then pulled out just 4 hours after announcing his candidacy? Still seems suspicious? I'm just asking questions here?
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Do you like your skin extra crispy?
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(Truth or Fiction)
 
 
 
The Bible does have something to say about masks and social distancing
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Sun August 29, 2021
(WSET)
 
 
 
Liberty University has no vaccine requirement and basically no one was masking up. Campus now on lockdown as Covid doesn't just sit in a corner
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Major scandal rocks Biden White House, could signal the end of his presidency
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Thu August 26, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Business is booming at Arizona printing company. But, not in a good way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS blowing shiat up, fires burning down towns, monsoon rains knocking down the border wall, more hurricanes coming, ooh look, Wendy's is improving their fries and took out an adticle
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give my some ideas of something simple to do with these frozen drumsticks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jessica Chastain says her skin is likely damaged after literally setting the makeup gun to Tammy Faye
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Tue August 24, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
T.V.O.D. T.V.O.D. T.V.O.D. I don't need a TV screen. I just stick the aerial into my skin. Let the signal run through my veins. T.V.O.D. T.V.O.D. T.V.O.D. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. T.V.O.D. T.V.O.D. T.V.O.D
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Asking the second most important question
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Governor of a state where tourism makes up over 20% of the economy is asking people to stay the fark away until the state gets this Coronavirus thing back under control. No, not THAT state, one run by an actual responsible adult
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Disney has "an elite group of Florida men" working behind the scenes to keep you... safe?
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In retrospect, it was inevitable - Lifehacker wipes away all pretense, unclenches and goes where the sun don't shine
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just a clown. Standing in front of a house full of old people. Asking them to look at his wiener (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LiveStrong)
 
 
 
Is it appropriate to tell total strangers working out at the gym that they have body odor and you wish they'd do something about it, because they smell?
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
OMG why didn't they just make cars electric from the beginning? Slate, just asking questions
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Tue August 17, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The skinny on the new Girl Scout cookie flavor that will make or keep you fat
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Mon August 16, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After two days in the desert sun, my skin began to turn red. After three days in the desert fun, I was looking at a river bed. And the story it told of a river that flowed made me sad to think it was an MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How did they not mention Skinemax?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. is being showered with praise for helping his wife after a jellyfish sting
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Sun August 15, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
My grandson thinks I'm a Republican and a Nazi for asking if he got "poisoned" by the Covid vaccine. Should I still go to his wedding?
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Sat August 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL wants to know if Deshaun Watson's accusers were asking for it by the way they dressed
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
For $1.2 million you can have a skinny house in Boston
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Fri August 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Did anyone expect anything other than no, when asking Trump to help people?
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Thu August 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Miss a spot with your sunscreen? That's a skin cancerin'. ON YOUR EYELIDS
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Wed August 11, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ugly ass glass lizards hatch at Smithsonian National Zoo, start engineering deadly accidents in search of indestructible lizard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious: "House Democrats are asking the Biden Administration for answers after a report accused Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents of racially profiling Latinos" WTFark: "in Michigan"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former KFC employee gets a taste of the past after rolling up to the drive-through window. His voice asking him if he'd like fries with that 14 years later
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Tue August 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Anti-vaxxers. New hotness: Anti-shower-ers
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Mon August 09, 2021
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Want to drive a 200mph electric Corvette? Get in line behind the skinny white-haired guy in the aviator shades
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Sun August 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox gets anonymous letter asking him to change his 'foul, dirty' last name
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
How we'll know when it's finally time to stop masking for the Covid. No not when all the anti-vaxxers have perished
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