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Fri September 18, 2020
(Facebook)
 
Weeners
 
Sally looks VERY happy to see the Carolinas
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Google)
 
 
 
Singing in the shower is all fun and games, until you get shampoo in your mouth - Then it becomes a soap opera. Wakka wakka It's your bad joke Thursday
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump gives Netanyahu a 'Golden Key to the White House'. Still waiting for the "Golden Shower" videotape from Putin
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Fri September 11, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Since they all can't sing in the shower, choir uses pool
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Wed September 02, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New Yorkers can once against exhale, sweat, fart, shower, and generally work out in NYC gyms. Still no cure for not being able to dine indoors
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Science Friday)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you don't shower for five years ...besides that smelling really bad thingy
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I get the neighbor boy to stop peeping on me in the shower?"
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Oddly, most of the mailboxes removed were in Democratic precincts
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Sun August 23, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It is time for the greatest spectacle in racing. Marco Andretti is on the pole, the stands will be empty and the weather warm with a slight chance of showers. This is the Indianapolis 500 discussion thread with the green flag at 2:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri August 21, 2020
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Court says if your fly is unzipped you're inviting a stranger to stick his hand in your pants
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Washing your face? You're doing it wrong
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Wed August 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump administration identifies most pressing issue of 2020, vows to act switfly in regards to the *checks notes*..."regulations to increase the waterflow through showerheads in American households". Seriously? Oh for farks sake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. So why is that when I post videos of myself singing and dancing in the shower I get restraining orders, not scholarships?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Most disturbing thing that you have seen or encountered in a locker room. For Subby, that would probably be the guy who sat in the whirlpool tub gobbling a large tin of sardines while listening to an Elmo the Muppet album on a pink boombox
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
"Portland Cowards bring Golden Showers"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Things were going great, but then I knocked myself unconscious." People discuss their weird sex accidents, so share yours. Pregnancy doesn't count
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Some bloke)
 
 
 
The ability to win the lotto is insignificant next to the power of the Force
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Creepy is finding an abandoned mansion filled with spooky dolls left to rot for 40 years after the owner's death. Priceless is having the movie rights for this soon-to-be horror flick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
Man hears about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, dresses as Darth Vader to collect his lottery jackpot in Jamaica. He plans to build a new Death Star or buy a bus
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes locks out the front row with Hamilton on the pole with Racing Point locking out row two with Stroll launching 3rd. Weather is forecast to be warm with a chance of showers. This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix at 9am ET on ESPN
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Quit showering and give your skin a new lease on life. Of course, your family and friends will want to kill you
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The winning answer: Mr. Wonder with a hatchet, a bow and arrow and a Jabbawockeez mask. In the shower
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The winning answer: Mr. Wonder with a hatchet, a bow and arrow and a Jabbawockeez mask. In the shower
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
July will feature a lunar eclipse and duelling meteor showers. Subby adds "Triffids", "Zombies", and "Hellboy" to next month's bingo card
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Welcome to our Zoom bat mitzvah. Aunt Sadie, before you change you need to press the ... oh NO .... NO .... Oh no one wants to see that
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Welcome to our Zoom bat mitzvah. Aunt Sadie, before you change you need to press the ... oh NO .... NO .... Oh no one wants to see that
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Tue June 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As the classic movie "Psycho" turns 60, here are 5 secrets about the iconic shower scene
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Unless your man has a very SPECIFIC job, if he starts shaving his pubes because he's finally going back to work after the shutdown... He may be cheating
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Junior enjoys a quick shower whilst Mom takes in the garden
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Though your own mental health likely won't recover after lockdown, celebrity vet has tips to help your dog recover its mental health after lockdown, when you leave the house more often and shower it with less attention. Difficulty: no steak
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats wearing shower caps, because we're that bored and isolated
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
GameStop locations that had 10 copies of Fallout 76 before looting started found they now had 40 after the dust settled
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Sun May 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Whether in the shower, the car, around a campfire, or just randomly in public, what is that one song you love to sing along with? The Sunday Morning Music Club disavows all responsibility for any earworms resulting from this thread
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