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Fri August 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever see a waterspout come ashore? Here's your chance
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swim with the whales, they said. It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, they said. What could POSSIBLY go wrong, they said
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Sunndayy SUNNNDAYYYYY at Atco Dragway, see Top Fuel Dragsters and NIIIIITRO-BURNING FUNNY CA--what? Insurance car auctions? Let's go downa shore instead
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Dead seals with giant bite marks are washing up along Maine shores: "It looks like there's some kind of a totally psycho shark out there" (warning: contains pics of dead seals with giant bite marks)
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses say NYC woman killed by shark just started screaming, not dancing or singing about America
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ordinary average size ocean sunfish baffles beachgoers after washing up on Aussie shore. Since this is a kooked-up British tabloid article, it's a HUGE 6ft 'alien creature' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The shark that killed a New York City woman off the coast of Maine was a great white...and it's still out there. _______/\_______\0/____
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Mon July 27, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
They can use dental imprints if they find this shark
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
They can use dental imprints if they find this shark
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Fri July 24, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the fisherman cross the canal?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Next-gen electricity? The answer, my friends, in blowing in the off-shore winds
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A shark pulled a 10-year-old from fishing boat in Australia. He's OK - his dad dove in and saved him. Officials say no one was drunk
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a wooferful night by the shore with you
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little man in a boat is out on a muddy pond and I think I've seen this video before
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 05, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man killed by shark attack near Fraser Island. DEAR *GOD*, NILES
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think covidiots are exclusively south of the 49th? Nope
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Offshore oil's about as farked as frackers
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"If the owner of a missing chunk of shoreline would like to reclaim it, it's presently moving about Muskegon Lake as a floating island. "
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's amazing what gets washed ashore these days. For example, these bags of human remains
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prehistoric egg laid by sea monster found in Antarctica. Now isn't the time for this
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What did we tell you? Don't go to house parties on the Jersey Shore. What did you do? Go to a house party on the Jersey Shore. Enjoy your coronavirus
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(Some Surfer Dude)
 
 
 
Australia. Everything on that continent will kill you. And stay out of the water, too
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Fri June 05, 2020
(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
The nitro gun company, which in no way solely appeals white supremacist bunker monkeys, is holding a Trump boat parade for unity. Because no one brings white people and boats together like Trump
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
2020 takes a brief break from screwing with the US to send a cyclone straight at Mumbai, the first in 70 years
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Fri May 22, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Most people put on life jackets when their boat is sinking 12 miles offshore. Then there are these two guys
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rescue a whale stuck in shark nets? That's a fine for net tampering and whale-touching
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
"...until Colin noticed the chief engineer was getting even more enthusiastic with the controller; waving it around wildly and then smacking the side of it with his hand"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You will once again be able to start spending weekends* at the Jersey Shore. *water fountains, fireworks shows, contact sports, arcades, amusement rides, sit down restaurants, picnic areas, playgrounds not included, but at least you're not home
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Kayaker attempting to paddle entire length of Mississippi River doesn't quite reach Gulf of Mexico; didn't bring life jacket and gets as far as "still in northern Minnesota" before needing rescue
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White woman goes nuts in Hawaii when told to move her car. NSFW unless you're a longshoreman or construction worker - and it might even make them blush. Happy Mother's Day, Karen
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Fri May 08, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Health Secretary tells local residents to not go to the Jersey Shore. In a strange coincidence, Jersey Shore residents don't want Pennsylvanians to go either
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
25 years ago someone filled a barrel with pot and it just washed ashore in the keys. Boaters scramble to figure out the barrels secret anti fouling properties
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Thu April 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When self-isolation on the high seas hits reality: Couple sailing around world have no idea about coronavirus pandemic when coming to port
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely sea shells I see piling up on the sea shore thanks to coronavirus keeping sea shore tourists away
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Man auditions for part of Florida Man; steals snacks and has a shoot out with police from his getaway raft
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Denmark and Poland are refusing to bail out companies registered in offshore tax havens. Fark needs a schadenfreude tag
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Mon April 20, 2020
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
The beaches of Jacksonville were not overrun with Florida People this weekend. We now return you to your 24/7 LOL REDNECKS meme-programming already in progress
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Fri April 17, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Textron's nipples explode with delight over US Navy's $386.3 million eel transportation contract
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Tue April 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Vape pods, a pregnancy test, turkey baster, plastic vampire teeth, cremation bag, and a full pickle jar. Remnants of the last Fark Party incident, or garbage on a New Jersey beach?
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
How clear can the water get in Lake Michigan? So clear its shipwrecks were visible from the air
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