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headlines found matching 'Shoot'
Sun July 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
One woman dead after shooting inside California Trader Joe's
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Sat July 21, 2018
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Imagine a world where everyone is vegan, plastic bags are banned, and the only cruelty left is bicycle-to-bicycle drive-by shootings
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Fri July 20, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Man with history of threatening people at convenience store argues with woman parked in handicapped space, shoots her boyfriend after being pushed to the ground. Cops say he might not be charged because of Florida's "stand your ground" law
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Dateline: Carnoustie Scotland, Tiger Woods shoots par in THE Open two days in a row. Several Little Chef waitresses still smiling after helping him find his game again
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shooting for the Double Derp Score, he accuses a free press of being "the real enemy of the people" and fellates his boss in a single sentence
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
When you watch Mission: Impossible in 4K and HDR, you can see all of the thetans that Tom Cruise has to have removed after every film shoot
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
72 hour countdown
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Swimwear made of tape that leaves very little to the imagination. Lets just hope they waxed first. (Not safe for work)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Swimwear made of tape that leaves very little to the imagination. Lets just hope they waxed first. (Not safe for work)
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting, gambling that firestorm of negative publicity will still pay out better than paying them
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake 'n Shoot not a hit with customers, paramedics
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Fri July 13, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress
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Thu July 12, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's more American than shooting fireworks AT each other on the 4th of July? (NSFW Audio)
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Sun July 08, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
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Sat July 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Can't return an air pistol to Walmart? Just threaten to shoot up the place, that will show them
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Thu July 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwin Award frontrunner healer demigod wore "bullet-proof" charms and asked a friend to shoot him
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Wed July 04, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, having a neighbor shoot microwaves into your brain would be cause for alarm
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So just in case it wasn't clear yet, the Capital Gazette shooter was yet another misogynistic asshat
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Chinese scientists build lethal 'laser' assault rifle that will be able to burn through your clothes and light you on FIRE, no word yet on whether they're working on one that also shoots BBQ sauce
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maxine "Omar" Waters responds to those sending her death threats: "All I have to say is this, if you shoot me you better shoot straight, there's nothing like a wounded animal"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm in my 80s and afraid of dying. Over the past 15 years, my lifestyle and health haven't changed, and I have a great wife and family, plus tech toys. But still, how should I prepare myself mentally for death? Sincerely, Mr M
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mass shooters seem to have one thing in common: They couldn't get laid at a whore house
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump, do you have any words to say about the shooting at the Capital Gazette? No?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I hear you like drones, so here's a anti-drone drone that shoots drones at other drones
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday's shooting at a newspaper's office made this journalist feel like a kid again, in that she could be a victim of a mass shooting and become just another hashtag
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Capital Gazette shooter with no ID or fingerprints has been identified, police now investigating what's in the box (link updated)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nude model's photo shoot gazelle culotte baboon smoker squirrel wrench
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis Maryland. UPDATE: Unidentified suspect in custody. 5 dead, 3 injured
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't shoot your guerrilla rap video atop a freeway sign during rush hour. Nice back flip, though
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Remember when you were told not to shoot rubber bands as a kid, because you could blind someone?
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland???
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In a technological million-to-one shot, five police body cams all malfunction at the same time during a shooting incident
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Mon June 25, 2018
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
The No Fun League reportedly shoots down jersey request from Chiefs, now doctor, Laurent Duvernay-Tardif. How do you say "Goddell sucks" in French?
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a female employee in my 20s who lives with grandpa to save money. The other day, I was exhausted from work and fell asleep topless after taking a bath with only the futon covering me. The next morning, I was wearing pajamas
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail ALMOST manages to report actual news without a slant when a water main breaks at Mandalay Bay. Then they close with a reference to the shooting last year
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia improves its battle robot. It looks tough but a wedgebot might be able to get under it, flip it over
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Tue June 19, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man dead in Long Beach Shooting. Police refuse to say how long the shooting was
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Either the Zombie Apocalypse has begun or Chicago cops were just a mite too hasty in pronouncing a shooting victim as a DOA
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Mon June 18, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man does all he can not to shoot intruder hell bent on burning him alive. There really is only so much one can do, though
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Time to reset the art show mass shooting clock
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Sat June 16, 2018
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Police want you to stop shooting at big butte and use a smaller target instead
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Fri June 15, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Five wounded in cemetery shooting, possibly hundreds dead
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
NCAA ice hockey kills the overtime shootout, pleases hockey purists by bringing back the tie game. Pat Dye unavailable for comment
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osborne to serve nearly 30 years in Montgomery barber shop shooting, eating bats
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri woman sentenced to 2 years in prison after getting caught with heroin, ecstasy, and a cooter shooter
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Florida man strikes again -- threatens Disney World shooting if he got enough Facebook 'likes'
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
It's a good week to be a raccoon. Not so much for this human trying to shoot one
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good Guy With a Gun, who doesn't exist, shoots imaginary bad guys who no one really needs to worry about, and kills them both with a AK-47, which everyone knows is useless for self-defense, so I'm honestly not sure why we're even talking about this
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
New rule #1: Don't shoot the lifeguard
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law school in Phoenix to lose accreditation due to low scores. The school vows to return, to rise above like a umm, oh, rise like a... wait a minute, ah shoot, I hope that's not on the test
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Electric vehicle foils would-be carjackers. No charge yet
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(Bloomberg)
 
Video
 
How the socialist hellscape of Australia reduced mass shootings
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What was it like being a member of Nirvana? Dave Grohl shoots straight with his reflections
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fox News has the answer to school shootings, a giant water cannon that can blow a hole in a concrete wall to help students escape
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texan woman shoots and kills her husband for being a little rough with her pussy
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Do we re-set the clock when a woman in parking garage overlooking San Diego's Rock & Roll Marathon holds an airsoft rifle to her mouth while a SDPD officer accidentally shoots himself?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump allies have Trey Gowdy's tiny little head in their crosshairs after he shoots down Trump's 'Spygate' theory
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Sat June 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Army specialist Christopher Harris died in Afghanistan before meeting his newborn daughter. His unit recently did a photo shoot welcoming the baby. Can someone please get rid of all the dust in here??
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Police in Davenport, IA seek man in connection with shooting. With helpful photo in thread (site fixed)
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police shoot woman accused of stabbing therapist in Fullerton. For those of you who are not anatomy students, the Fullerton is just below the Brea
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Thu May 31, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Police claim a teen planned a 'bigger than Columbine' school shooting, and tried to recruit friends to join him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're surrounded by lava. Shooting at it or at your neighbors isn't a solution
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
"Ok Google, shoot the intruder". "Would you like the intruder maimed or killed?"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Sarah Sanders chokes up when student reporter asks her about what steps Trump's administration is taking to address school shootings. FARK: She lies to him about the steps the administration has actually taken
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Step one: Tell Disney resort guests that an "active shooter" is on the premises. Step two: Film their reactions to post on your YouTube channel. Step three: Jail
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Valve Corp. pulls 'active school shooter' video game. Company says it will instead release a 'gun control' game, but the demo appears to be unwinnable
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So we now know the cost of wishing death upon a 17-year-old kid who survived a mass school shooting and is trying to make the world a better place: 5 days' pay
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP reports a Russian journalist has been killed in Kiev. He reportedly fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Congresswoman finds the real culprit behind all the recent school shootings: Porn
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Tim Allen says gun ownership will be a topic on Last Man Standing. As Tim shoots everything in sight, Al Borland will make a guest appearance to demonstrate proper gun handling
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Mon May 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For his final project, photography student shoots surgical implants after cremation. Teachers say he really urned his grade
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
RFK Jr. believes Sirhan Sirhan did not shoot his father, lock Barbarella in chamber of dreams
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
"What are you going to do, shoot me?" asked shooting victim
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trigger happy cops are now shooting each other
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Fri May 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says meeting North Korea could be back on. Michael Cohen had a meeting with another shady Russian inside Trump Tower. John Bolton spreads for a Playgirl shoot. Another school shooting. The day's not yet over. It's your 8 p.m. ET FHF MSNBC thread
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(IndyStar)
 
NewsFlash
 
Your daily school shooting thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man opens fire in Oklahoma City restaurant, reset the clock on the good guy with a gun preventing a mass shooting
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA: "It's time for Congress to step up and pass legislation putting common sense limitations on #MSM's ability to report on these school shootings"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A balanced look at the gun problem shows Dems are screwed. They can either propose useless laws which won't hinder potential mass shooters; or gun confiscation which would be a huge turnout magnet for Republican voters. CBS must be a division of FOX
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Tue May 22, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In something that everybody saw coming Trump's big meeting with Kim may not happen. Erik Trump still unsure how to rewind a DVD. Another mass shooting. EPA Scott strong-armed an AP reporter. Now, it's your MSNBC thread. Party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'13 Reasons Why' season 2 sparks outrage over (a) glorifying suicide, (b) school shooting scene, or (c) mop sodomy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's not video games. It's not Ritalin. It's not a lack of God in the classroom. The only variable that can explain the high rate of mass shootings in America is its astronomical number of guns
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Twitter bots and Russian agents quickly moved to politicize and shift anger over the Santa Fe shooting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the Santa Fe high school shooting, both sides of the gun control debate have just said "Fark it" and decided rather than doing anything to restrict crazy people's access to guns, we should just turn our kids' schools into Supermax prisons
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Gunman still at large following deadly double shooting in Nutbush. Man, that's gotta hurt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rainbow appears over Texas sky before church service honoring Santa Fe shooting victims. Somewhere, an eagle is crying. Now is the time to discuss gun control. Not next time. Now
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Signs of the apocalypse: the Northeast is building arks due to torrential flooding, the British Royal Family is not 100% white, and National Review has a surprisingly non-derpy opinion on mass shootings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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Sat May 19, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas school shooter was a religious nut. Atheism is a religion, right?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Texas Lt. Governor blames Friday's shooting on *throws dart* Oh, fark you
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Fri May 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another school shooting, which will change absolutely nothing. Rudy Giuliani ran his mouth again on morning television. Just an all around crappy day in the news. Let's try to cheer each other up. It's our MSNBC thread. Starts at 8 p.m. ET. Come on in
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Shooting victim decides to cosplay Logan
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Must-read for the President's legal team: What to do when your client shoots themselves in the foot. Or in their case, shoots himself in both feet then fires themselves out of a cannon
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' up here? Shootin' stuff? Yeah, that's cool. This is a good spot for it. Well, gotta go. Good luck, eh"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Video of NASA astronaut captioned "Left SD card at home LUL"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son
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(The State)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner running for governor of South Carolina demonstrates her ability to shoot snakes in her front yard in her latest ad
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Tue May 15, 2018
(9 News)
 
 
 
Can Trump flip Colorado? Short answer: No. Long answer: Every Republican candidate is running on less gun control in the state that had Columbine, Aurora theater shooting and Arapahoe H.S. shooting
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Strange fact of the day: KFC's Colonel Sanders was involved in a shootout with a local competitor that resulted in a murder conviction
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Got a problem with carpenter bees chewing holes in your porch? No problem, just shoot them with your revolver
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(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
Hinkley explains his bizarre victory celebrations, such as shooting at U.S. presidents
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Sun May 13, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man charged in illegal shooting of hamlet's popular 3-legged deer unsurprisingly doesn't have a leg to stand on
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Fri May 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump jokes about serving beyond 8 years. More fallout from Cohen bribes. Avenatti readies more bombs. Foreign leaders ask Trump when he's going to jail. Another school shooting. It is indeed a Fresh Hell of a Friday MSNBC thread - starts 8 pm EDT
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Elks Club Secretary calls cops on disruptive, drug-using, trespassing Black gang, errr, champion high school poets who were scheduled to be honored at the club that evening. Fortunately jailarity, shootarity do not ensue
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Dog shoots owner in the leg in Iowa and appears to cry." Your dog wants an assault rifle
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Mass shooting in Australia. Looks like we need to come up with another example
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That's some good shootin' there, Lou: Officer needs two rounds of .45acp to down a single jaywalking groundhog, at a range of about 10 feet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says they reached out to Waffle House shooting hero. They lied
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Restaurant donates profits to "reasonable and effective gun control". Owner says "being pro-2nd Amendment and being pro-safety are not incompatible". The NRA calls for a boycott. Customers threaten to shoot up the place. Welcome to Dallas
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Cities are creating "safe spaces" for drug addicts to shoot up heroin and inject marijuanas
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Thu May 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese military shooting lasers out of Djibouti, giving US pilots browned eye
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police release bodycam footage of officers entering Vegas mass shooter Stephen Paddock's hotel room and discovering... a vibrator? Really?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get out of car slowly with your hands up. Step 2: Walk slowly towards officer and get down on the ground. Step 3: Pray officer doesn't accidentally shoot you
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida paper runs gun show ad below stories of mass shootings. In their defense, those ARE related
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Mon April 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since it was pretty apparent Trump was never gonna, Mike Pence steps in and tweets his congratulations to James Shaw Jr., the man who stopped the Waffle House shooter with his bare hands, calling him "an American hero"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
Remember, when rubbing vigorously... try not to shoot one off in your hand
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: Running around Detroit shooting paintballs could get you shot for real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter's mom is home school advocate who claims mass shootings are caused by a lack of God in public schools
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
"Controversy of Scarface" panel creates "Controversy of Scarface" panel controversy, as audience boos moderator for giving Pacino and De Palma endless talk time, virtually ignoring Michelle Pfeiffer except when asking about her weight during shoot
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
After the Parkland shooting, the NRA has been on the ropes, right? Just kidding, they set a new record for fundraising in a single month
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA now complaining that the guy who stopped the Waffle House shooter did so without a gun
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter had his guns confiscated, firearms license suspended after attempting to enter the White House, until his father decided to restore his 2nd Amendment rights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man killed by lynch mob after shooting dead a Peruvian shaman. Talk about a bad trip. Warning: Graphic images and video
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Sun April 22, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why work on developing cutting-edge technology when you can play video games where you shoot business reporters
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My mom has a hot boyfriend at work and she won't stop hitting me up for advice because she can't talk to her coworkers. When I tell her to cool it, she says this is how adult relationships work. I'm at a loss. Sincerely, Ms U
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Decider)
 
 
 
In news that will shock no one, new book reveals that the making of "Caddyshack" was fueled with rampant alcohol and cocaine use
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Tue April 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs continue with three contests. Can the Raptors work their magic against the Wizards? Can the Celtics shoot down the Bucks? Can the Pelicans slow down the Blazers? Tip-off is at 7:00 PM ET on NBATV and TNT
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Fri April 13, 2018
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
BAFTA Game awards prove fat plumbers and dumb military shooters are out. Complex portraits of mental health and deep explorations of loss are in. Happy gaming everybody
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
1 killed, 3 wounded in Riverdale shooting. South Side Serpents suspected in slaying
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's possible that the biggest crisis actor of them all is Alex Jones. After all, he fits the definition: a false flag-waving paid plant at a tragedy, invented by right-wing conspiracy fans as a way to dream away the real victims of school shootings
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
College student shows her midriff, tacky t-shirt and firearm in graduation photo
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Trump fire Rosenstein and Mueller and Sessions and...? Will we be in a shooting war with the Sov-I mean, Russians? Will Zuck f*ck up? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread, "Midweek madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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Tue April 10, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Even with Castle Doctrine, self-defense, stand-your-ground on your side, it's unlawful to run out of your house in middle of the night, fire off warning shot, because you think somebody's on your property. You shoot to kill
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
How hardcore is Alaska? Even the trees will shoot you
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man denies shooting off own testicle with sawed-off shotgun
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A man was found dead Sunday after driving his car into a pond near Cut and Shoot, Texas according to DPS officials. Police reveal that he was neither cut or shot
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Sun April 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shooting your husband in the head because you don't want to cook him breakfast isn't normal. But in Normalville it is
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Bus driver at Commonwealth Games mistakenly takes Grenada women's beach volleyball team to shooting range 95km away. No word on what could have possibly distracted him
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Democrats are like rabid coyotes. Keep your gun handy, and every time you see one, you shoot one," says NRA board member Ted Nugent
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As the trial of the shooter's widow revealed, pretty much EVERYTHING you read in the media about the Pulse nightclub shooting, the shooter's motives, and his personal life, was, to put it bluntly, "Fake news"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the UAE fixer who is cooperating with Robert Mueller has closer ties with Russia Intel, Eric Prince, and more or less the whole shooting match known as the Trump Family
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(Time)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman earns the 'Hero' tag by stopping a potential school shooter
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a food truck for the second time in one week, don't be surprised if the man inside decides to buy a gun and shoot back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No link between the shooter and the victims shot at YouTube HQ yesterday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
YouTube shooter was Iranian woman from Riverside, CA who her father explained was angry that her videos on veganism, animal cruelty and abs workouts had been de-monetized
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Police shootings will continue until morale improves
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting. This time at the YouTube headquarters. Also, Trump wants to militarize the border. The world may be ending, but look, I'm only human. It's your MSNBC evening discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter on YouTube campus in San Bruno, horizontal video possibly forthcoming. UPDATE UPDATE: 4 injured, suspect is deceased
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Noted philanthropist and legendary uniter of people Ted Nugent says Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg is "consumed with hate"
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Fri March 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake cop shoots real cop, real cops shoot fake cop. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Kentucky Cops
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Steve King (Klansman-IA)has uncovered the REAL cause fo school shootings: It's Ritalin. but you never see that reported because "Big Pharma' pays families to keep quiet. No, he REALLY said that, and yes he IS an actual elected Representative
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that the Sacramento Police are the greatest trick-shooters in the world as they managed to shoot Stephon Clark 8 times in the back or side while he "advanced towards them" with a phone in his hand that they mistook for a gun
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr celebrates her series reboot in all the traditional ways: high-fiving, sipping a little champagne, bullying a Parkland shooting survivor by tweeting a Nazi salute at him... wait, what?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sister of Florida high school shooting victim to Melania Trump: My brother is being cyber-bullied. Where are you?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum admits he "misspoke" when he suggested that students knowing CPR would be at all useful in a mass shooting situation, but says controversy over his remarks obscured his larger point which was..uh...anti-bullying efforts? Will fix this?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio (D-FL): "Perhaps the single, biggest threats to the Second Amendment are these mass shootings because if it weren't for mass shootings and gun crime you wouldn't see this outcry. It's awakening the conscience of the country"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It takes at least 25 times for Han to shoot first
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and found ourselves innocent of any wrongdoing in the shooting death of the deaf man who didn't follow orders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Minnesota legislator literally calls David Hogg, Parkland shooting survivor, literally Hitler
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to give your kid money for a tattoo, first of all, you've probably made some bad life choices; second of all, make sure he doesn't buy an AR-15 so he could shoot up a school
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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Mon March 26, 2018
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Want to sell your house? A great idea is to get a professional photographer to take great photos - a not so great idea is thinking he's a burglar and shooting him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats realize that the NRA is right: Guns don't kill people... it's those darn bullets they shoot that do all the killing. So they introduce legislation requiring federal background checks on all ammunition purchases
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frontman for Eagles of Death Metal says "As the survivor of a mass shooting I can tell you from first-hand experience that all of you protesting and taking days off from school insult the memory of those who were killed and abuse and insult me"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC man called police to report armed assailants shooting up his apartment. When officers arrived, they found him alone and laughing hysterically with an arsenal of weapons
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lessons learned from the first school shooting in the U.S., which occurred in 1853
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
PA school district's solution to school shootings: get stoned
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