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Tue October 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news from GM: they're installing 40,000 EV chargers at dealerships nationwide. GM farking it up as usual: they aren't fast chargers, so they are essentially useless
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks flees the sinking Trump ship
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Personality, I mean that's what counts, right? That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great farking personality." 25 years later 'Trainspotting' still alive, thriving
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Goodfellowship is considered the worst-rated carvery in Hull, so brave journalist hits it up to see if the reviewers are lying. 'For £5.90 I might just find myself tempted to return at a time when all the meats are on'
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used car dealership finds new method to rip off its customers: Keep down payment, repossess vehicle while still parked in its lot
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
We're at Kansazzzzzzz... sorry, subby is already sleepy thinking about how boring this race will be, aside from seven drivers vying for three spots in the championship race. It's the Hollywood Casino 400, live at 3 PM ET on NBCSN
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: cargo ship Zim Kingston loses 40 containers in rough weather. Today: ship's on fire, yo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: cargo ship Zim Kingston loses 40 containers in rough weather. Today: ship's on fire, yo
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Sat October 23, 2021
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Three-masted sailing ship and high-speed power boat involved in 6 ton cocaine bust. Since this is Fark, you should be able to guess who caught who
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well that isn't going to help the container shortage
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft's commitment to an open source relationship ends in unsolicited BDSM with no safe word
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Fri October 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Southern Miss is the latest school fleeing the sinking ship that is Conference USA
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Thu October 21, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX StarShip SN20 static fire tonight. This is the one that is going to fly on the orbital test. Maybe boom today
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK truck driver attempts to alleviate the shipping crisis
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 20 is 'batten' as in: "In terms of funny puns, these word of the day headlines are only batten around .250"
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Not news: Championship golf tournament has ridiculous pin placement. FARK: High school tournament has impossible pin placement
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kanye West legally changes his name to "Ye" because "I believe 'ye' is the most commonly used word in the Bible, and in the Bible it means 'you, So I'm you, I'm us, it's us" Still no conservatorship application
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Notch comes to Apple's new and otherwise cool MacBook Pros. Also, there's an adorable pumpkin colored HomePod mini that isn't shipping until _after_ Halloween
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The diver, his arm clad in the purest, shimmering Neoprene, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the Med, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king
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Sat October 16, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking for America's last AMC dealership. Get your Pacer while you can
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Fri October 15, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1863, the H.L. Hunley, the world's first combat submarine, made history by successfully completing one of two tasks required to be considered a fully functional submersible craft
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While Jeff Bezos got some free publicity from William Shatner's penile space ride, Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic has postponed SpaceShip2 commercial flights until a year out from now
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted in therapy that his ADHD makes it impossible for him to focus on me, and I feel that this is unacceptable in a relationship. How can I get him to focus on the important things, like me?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In other news, despite the enormous backlog of container ships stuck outside the Port of LA, the facility wasn't operating 24-7 already
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, but we can again visit the memorial for the Edmund Fitzgerald
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
On Nov. 1, 1984 Denver Nuggets ball boy T.J. Lewis got a nice gift: a pair of red and white Nike Air Ship sneakers, signed by the owner. That owner, one Michael Jordan, had just worn them in his fifth-ever NBA game. Current value? North of $1 million
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Gun church" that worships the AR-15 buys a mountain retreat in Tennessee. Paperwork to rename it to "Eagle's Nest" expected shortly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because of extreme home prices and their mountains of student debt, Millennials are now pooling their money together with roommates or other people they're not married to fulfill the dream of homeownership
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Mon October 11, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Ferry delays, cancellations continue in Washington State, so clap your hands if you believe Tinkerbell can move cars across Lake Washington on time
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne: "Being a devil worshipper does have its good points"
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Sun October 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football has Josh Allen vs. Patrick Mahomes, Stefon Diggs vs. Tyreek Hill, Blue vs. Red, Bills vs. Chiefs. The AFC Championship Game rematch is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Old n Busted: Rum, sodomy and the lash. New hotness: Molson, The Dirty Mountie and hockey stick to the groin
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis gets a launch date, Italy moves launch from Italian Vega to SpaceX Falcon 9, Virgin Galactic finds its scapegoat, Russian space shuttle ownership fight & Vulcan tested without engines because Bezos is too busy putting Shatner into space
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
13 inches of blown pipe found in investigation of California oil spill, your uncle's DVD collection
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news: Gridlock and partisanship often leads to large governmental reforms. Bad news: after 40 or 50 years
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Thu October 07, 2021
(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Wal Mart and other big box stores charter their own bulk cargo ships to avoid this week's disaster portmanteu: "Containergeddon"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
WHO begins shipping covid medical supplies to Best Korea. But if there's no 'rona there, WHY?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nets may be one shot away from a possible championship
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When my in-laws died, they left us $12,000 and gave my kids $30,000 apiece for college. Both kids got scholarships; we want to get work done on our home. Would it be wrong to dig into the unused college fund?"
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
A warning to young bigots: Your racist posts will follow you through life, though they won't stop you from getting a prestigious federal court clerkship
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible cause of that oil spill in California? Our farked supply chain with over 100 cargo ships waiting offshore means one of them might have ignored the NO ANCHORAGE zones on the charts and dragged an anchor right over that oil pipeline
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(Some Star Child)
 
 
 
NASA launching ship to Trojan asteroids to discover Earth's secret origins. If they find a large black monolith or a creepy space baby, we're all in big trouble
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Eddie Robinson, the oldest living former MLB player and last championship-winning Indians player dies, aged 100
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yellowstone Dumbass League™ Championship Series kicks into high gear and it's Boiling Hot Springs 1, Tourists 0
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Sun October 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany's environmentalist leadership urging its members to partake in a game of Red Light, Green Light within the next government
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"First grader receives $27,000 in donations for scholarship fund after school portrait with face mask goes viral"
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Sat October 02, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Old and busted: mayors wagering over whose team will win the championship. 2021: mayors wagering over whose city will post higher vaccination stats
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
In an industry that's all about the female, women hold leadership positions in higher-than-average numbers compared to other industries. And you'll never guess what it is
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
In today's unexpected partnerships: Grocery store Giant Eagle is partnering with The Rolling Stones. You'd think the Stones would have gone for Ruby Tuesdays
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite all those years on Fear Factor and ringside at UFC, Joe Rogan still doesn't understand what courage is. Or leadership. Or intelligence
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Thu September 30, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The US Navy has finally given up on Freedom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out Macy's doesn't own that big billboard that says Macy's in front of their flagship Herald Square store. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jamie Spears suspended by court from conservatorship for being toxic, Britney must feel lucky
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Maybe they're G-G-GHOST PIRATES"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ultimate dating advice: "If you get into a relationship with someone, get into a relationship with someone who doesn't eat cup ramen"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tinder reveals 51% of Gen Z singles want a relationship this cuffing season. I'm not a Zoomer, I have no idea what cuffing is, it sounds kinky, but upon further review it seems incredibly lame. Why aren't you kids cooler?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Raquel & Franky face off for the NXT Women's Championship, Io & Zoey defend their Tag Titles vs Gigi & Jacy, B-Fab & Elektra Lopez throw down, Indi heads for her honeymoon and Strong vs Waller. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Greece to help France with their snooty warship snit. Snooty? Snotty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's strange - they usually leave a sinking ship
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Extraterrestrials apparently have starships and time travel, but not dentures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robin Lopez: championship truther
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Mon September 27, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, it's the fallout from Extreme Rules. Will Lilly be able to pull herself together? Can Sheamus cry for another shot at the U.S. title & we kick it off with Big E vs Lashley in a WWE Championship rematch. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"New Girl" is still the best TV show about male friendship. Tag is for Winston
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Sun September 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Santa Clara for Sunday Night Football. Will the Packers come in and have their way with San Francisco? Or will the 49ers cause a repeat of the 2019 NFC Championship Game and send Green Bay home with a loss? Find out at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You're worth $100B, but you can't buy your way to a championship"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Norris follows last weeks podium with the pole and Sainz is along side in the rain. Championship contenders Hamilton goes off fourth while Verstappen goes last after a power unit change. This is your Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix at 8 AM ET on ESPN2
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lunatic car company CEO no longer in relationship with absurd pseudo-surrealist bohemian because of outer space
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Thu September 23, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans gushing crocodile tears over the lack of bipartisanship
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
"Before abandoning ship, sailors grabbed all the ice cream they could. Some scooped it into their helmets before lowering themselves into the water"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
MOD asks companies if they'd like to have a go at removing the masts from the sunken SS Richard Montgomery so it's no longer a danger to shipping. Oh, and if they can also remove the unexploded ordnance while they're at it, that'd be great
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Wed September 22, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
If you steal a car from a dealership, it's probably best to not use it as your trade-in at the same dealership you stole it from
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Swedish study shows that low-cost Viagra is responsible for causing lower rates of suicide, gun ownership
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
AL National Guard soldier, deployed to TX as part of border support mission, caught picking up cocaine shipment while in uniform, driving marked Border Patrol vehicle
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Sun September 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules man can't avoid eviction by claiming COVID-19 hardship. Because he hasn't paid his mortgage for 23 years
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Fri September 17, 2021
(gCaptain)
 
 
 
The logjam at the Port of Los Angeles now has enough containers to cross half the US. Which is, like, many many many Rhode Islands
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does a team top winning it's first championship in fifty years? By doing something that has never been done before
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Protection intercepts shipments of fake vaccination cards and stickers from China, ordered by people willing to pay for them but not get free shots to prevent a virus that's a total hoax, but also China's fault. Makes sense
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Virgin Star Wars fans do cosplay as the only people more weird than they are: Naval Academy Midshipmen
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Wed September 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when a British couple says "I should buy a boat", and actually do just that, after spotting a vintage WWII wooden battleship in a horrific state of decay on eBay. Well, this is what happens
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is a model, and he thinks that I'm insecure about our relationship so he keeps mentioning how he's with me for my personality. It's only making things worse. What can I do?"
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Vaccine addicts are being meanies to personal choice freedom fighters and cancelling friendships over their addiction. Old link used b/c Fark doesn't like StudyFinds anymore. For that, GIS 1 in 7 people have dumped friends over COVID-19 vaccine
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Belligerent anti-masker delays ferry. Come on, people, wear a mask, save ferris
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Belligerent anti-masker delays ferry. Come on, people, wear a mask, save ferris
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The real reason I want to work from home is because I get ownership of my day. I don't have to dress up for work, worry about my appearance or smile and make small talk when I feel like trash"
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Sun September 12, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Alex Palou has the pole with Alexander Rossi alongside with championship leader Pato O'ward going off 7th. Weather should be nice for the event. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Portland at 3 PM ET on NBC
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More shortages in UK as shipment of goods held up by paperwork and legalities. If you call £160 million of cocaine "goods"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Not only does the U.S. Navy have "ghost" ships, but apparently they are now fully armed and operational
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Fri September 10, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
With 11 teams still in contention for the championship, the final event of the 2021 Marble League is sure to be a good one. Will the Raspberry Racers blow one to their competition...or blow it? Find out at 12PM ET
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is drawing up a 17-page relationship contract two weeks after your first Tinder date, maybe she's not the right one for you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
France fast-tracks citizenship to 12,000 foreigners who "proved their commitment to the Republic" by working on the front lines through the pandemic
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Thu September 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That ship has sailed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook and Ray-Ban announce partnership to release smart glasses that actually look cool. Then decide to market said glasses by having a close-up photo of the Zuckerbot wearing them. That word, cool. It does not means what you think it means
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A container ship runs aground in the Suez Canal, blocking all traffic. This is not a repeat from March, because they got it unstuck already
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Taiwan pokes the Dragon with a homemade carrier killer
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
A gamer, upset that Star Citizen exists, tries to get the UK's Advertising Standards Association to sue the devs for selling concept spaceships. ASA: Just make sure you have a disclaimer explaining they aren't in game yet like what you've already got
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Wed September 08, 2021
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Protip: When closing your auto dealership, try not to leave keys in several cars overnight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The State Department wishes to convey its utmost concern that Taliban leadership is all male
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 55 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas enacts monthly citizenship checks, allows vigilantes in polling places to prevent fraud like voting while Black, female, or Democrat
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Foreign ships can legally carry US goods if the journey involves a Canadian railroad, but since no one bothered to specify how long the railroad has to be, one seafood company installed 100ft of track in their Canadian port and called it a day
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It didn't work out." British understatement at its finest
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
If you want to better yourself, you have to be in the right place, in the right frame of mind, and in the right relationship with gumbo
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Identical twins run unplanned experiment to test efficacy of vaccines after COVID rips through car service center they owned together. TL;DR: Billy got a pine box buried under six feet of dirt, Bobby got the J&J jab and sole ownership of the business
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles' closest aide Michael Fawcett is forced to resign after damning letter reveals he offered Saudi donor help securing a knighthood and British citizenship. Don't worry Piers Morgan will find a way to blame Meghan Markle
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Fri September 03, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Roman defends his Universal Championship vs Finn Balor. Then on Rampage, it's Darby Allin vs Daniel Garcia in the main event with CM Punk on the call. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, then 10 PM on TNT
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Wisdom is definitely key to winning a championship," says wise old point guard who won his first while routinely telling his coach and future HOF teammates to go fark themselves
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Look, up in the township - it's a bird, it's a plane, No, it's Superlab
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills ownership is starved for cash and asking for taxpayers to pay for new stadium or they leave. Well...bye
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airship
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: Winning the world hockey championship. Not so cool: Breaking your ankle in the celebration. Awesome: Coming back to the ice on a stretcher to get your gold medal
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
"With our partnership, we're sending the message that whether you're in high school looking for a first step, or out of work looking for a new start: come join the skilled trades". \m/-.-\m/
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I see your electric car and raise you and electric cargo ship
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Tue August 31, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Planning a Caribbean vacation? Remember that there are now two sets of islands -- the MAGA havens that will allow in unvaccinated, maskless plague rats by the cruise ship load, and the other wants that proof of vaccination. Choose wisely
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer faces NFLPA probe on why he admitted illegally considering vaccination status in roster cuts. Fortunately, Jaguars wouldn't lose any scholarships or TV appearances if he's penalized
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While no one's been paying attention, the women's world hockey championship has been playing in Calgary. And tonight at 7:30pm ET, it's the final everyone expected: USA v Canada. Live on TSN in America's Hat and NHL Network in Canada's Pants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember when Kevin McQarthy was up for House speakership in 2015 and then pulled out just 4 hours after announcing his candidacy? Still seems suspicious? I'm just asking questions here?
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you waiting to fill your basket with unnecessary plastic objects? This may be why there is a wait
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
The ship has hit the span now
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Sun August 29, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio and Michigan ready to resume their rivalry again.....at the Little League World Series Championship Game
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's face it. If you're the special sort of lackwit who would honestly ask this question right now, it's not like you're going to listen to the actual answer, anyway
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They recalled my car once because the owners manual had an error about how to jump the battery (the dealership put a sticker over the wrong text) but Tesla's autopilot keeps slamming into stuff and it isn't turned off in a recall?
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Fri August 27, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The company behind World of Warships has finally gotten around to responding to the recent mass exodus of community contributors. And well... yeah, that's awkward
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Thu August 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Skynet's mama's so big, she has to shove off a dock in Brevik
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Under pressure, Chinese streaming platform halts broadcasting all idol competition shows, calling them unhealthy in that they encourage celebrity worship in contrast to worship of the Party
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
China, which is totally not compensating for anything, announces plans for a "miles long" space ship
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Wed August 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
I loved being single in lockdown - now I'm in a relationship I feel like I've lost part of my identity
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
How to Barely Avoid Large Ships
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Tue August 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So do you bury her at sea or just tow her in a little rowboat behind the ship until you reach port?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tourists in Italy will be Venetian blind with fees in 2022
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Alyssa, this relationship is OVER". Tim, what happened for you to put this on the Jumbotron at a minor league baseball game?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
When employers tell you they have a family atmosphere, be afraid. Work spouses, unlike real spouses, are strictly conditional relationships. And is it your job to potty-train your coworkers or hang around with them to eat pizza and watch movies?
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Sun August 22, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight it's NXT Takeover 36: Will Kross retain his NXT Championship or will Samoa Joe read him a nite-nite story? Does WALTER chop Dragonov to dust? Can Big Mami Cool put down Dakota? Bay Bay bye-bye? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So "Slavey McSlaveship" is also not up for consideration?
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Sat August 21, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sucking in the guts, all the way through
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Good news Farkers, you have an extra 5 months to train for the Ironman World Championship
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
MLB partners with WWE to make WWE-style Championship belts with logos of all 30 MLB teams. *Offer should not apply to Padres, Brewers, Mariners, Rockies, Rays, or Rangers
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(Ruff economy)
 
 
 
Venture capital dollars unleashed as start-ups focus on the pandemic pet ownership boom
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
I wonder if this tech could be copied for very large ships like container ships or tankers?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's trouble on the open seas ... of gaming
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
As pre-COVID traffic volumes slowly return to Toronto streets, the cyclist/vehicle relationship also resumes status quo
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Brian Knobbs has a nasty case of a stomach issue. Probably got it from rewatching Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling
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(Google)
 
 
 
Users with 'Geek' in their user name - what's your deal? Why? Is it ownership or something else? What's it like to be the second best Geek at fark?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The tone of famous Stradivari violins is not due to the wood, or the fine craftsmanship. It's down to the poison cocktail they soaked the wood in to stop beetles
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when the stores are full of Halloween stuff in August? Yeah, Home Depot does too. That's why they offered their first shipments for sale online only. Fark: They're sold out already
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(SheKnows)
 
Boobies
 
Pay no attention to the kerfuffle over the conservatorship, I have teh bewbs. NSFW Britney pics
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Member of insurgent group pleads guilty to charges of threatening to kill a sitting US Senator, conspiracy to get them into a polyamorous relationship with waterfauna apparently
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Sun August 15, 2021
(AniNews (India))
 
 
 
While Afghanistan is on fire, Taiwan just seized a Chinese oil ship. thisisfine.gif
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(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Most partnerships end with professional dismissal of underperforming business associates. This one ended with unprofessional dismemberment instead
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Sat August 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brentford still hasn't lost a top flight football match since May 1947, beating Arsenal to move into first place in the Premiership
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Fri August 13, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Johnny Groth, a 15-year MLB veteran who enlisted in the U.S. Navy during World War II instead of accepting a major football and basketball scholarship offer, has died. The longtime Detroit Tigers outfielder was 95. That won't happen again, ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over 60 and fat? That gym membership you're thinking about won't help, tubby
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Danny DeVito writing graphic novel about the Penguin. He's a master of karate and friendship for everyone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hence the reason why you shouldn't go on a cruise right now
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The G4 My Little Pony gave us Friendship is Magic. G5 is giving us -- unicorn snot
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ken Burns pushes his new PBS documentary about Muhammad Ali, refuses to speak ill of his relationship with PBS or show off his totebag collection
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mississippi then: "Haw haw, screw your masks, freedumb forever." Mississippi now: "Pwease send hospital ship with ICUs"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Split ship sits, its bits spit slick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Split ship sits, its bits spit slick
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
1986: in which Cuomo's rise to power is facilitated by a cozy relationship with a fellow Queens loudmouth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now, you can announce to the world you're a racist douche for the low, low price of $25 plus shipping and handling
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The world's rarest rabbit has been found on facepage and has the good sense to ignore your pleas for friendship
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Teens and their accompanying parents get $51 each for getting a COVID vaccine, as well as Apple Airpods for early risers and a chance to win a $25,000 college scholarship. Valid offer only in D.C
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Sat August 07, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
We've got trillion$ for guns, warships, rockets, billionaire tax cuts, and non-negotiated Medicare drug payments, but for the serverely mentally ill we've got the streets, violence, and jail
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The mothership is taking Mount Fuji aboard
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Fri August 06, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
$300,000 scholarship from vaccine lottery randomly goes to... a vocational-technical high school student who's learning to fix cars. Elite universities scramble to add new major in fixing cars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One ANOMALOUS, misguided intrusion threatens careful planning and inflicts irreparable harm of VAST DIMENSIONS
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch as SpaceX Starship gets stacked on to the Super Heavy booster. For the best effect have the Kerbal Space Program VAB music playing in a separate window
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
IOC springs into action, confiscates ID cards of two Belarusian coaches who tried to ship sprinter home from Tokyo
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Thu August 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you like music videos, but think they have too much body hair? Do you think electronic music needs to sample more eagulls? Are mid-sized cargo ships your freakin definition of a good slow-jam? My friend, this music video is for you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think my boyfriend faked having a sexual disorder known as 'Sexsomnia' and I can't prove it, but is that enough to end the relationship?"
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Wed August 04, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
We need to remember Walter Plywaski's story; one where he fought tooth and nail for US Citizenship despite being an atheist, highlighting the still-ongoing struggle of atheist discrimination
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guided tour of SpaceX's Starship facilities at Boca Chica, Texas. Your tour guide is just this guy called Elon who answers the questions from Tim "Everyday Astronaut" Dodd
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Disney's new Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser hotel: $6000 for 2 nights
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ship hijacked off the coast of the UAE. We now return you to the 1970s
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Mon August 02, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, the captain of the CSS Shenandoah finally accepted that the Civil War was over and the Confederacy had lost, a feat of imagination sadly impossible to many people today
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, the captain of the CSS Shenandoah finally accepted that the Civil War was over and the Confederacy had lost, a feat of imagination sadly impossible to many people today
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Sun August 01, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Strange green meteor falls to Earth in Turkey. 'Massive explosion' heard by locals probably just Martians blowing the hatch of their spaceship (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Apparently home ownership has turned people into NIMBY monsters who resist change and progress at every turn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Cubans caught trying to flee Cuba on an air beds. Fark: Caught crossing the river bordering Russia and Estonia
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Los Angeles built a 232 apartment complex for the homeless out of shipping containers
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier on your nerves than Baby Mario's crying in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Mothergunship & Train Sim World 2 Free At Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note:favourite 360/PS3/Wii games?
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Must suck to spend all that money on a cruise only to find out that none of the ports want anything to do with you because your behavior spreads disease
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former NRA head ghoul had elephant he shot secretly brought to America to have its feet made into stools and trash cans
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ecuador revokes WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's citizenship, citing improper paperwork, unpaid fines, being a bad roommate in general
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Tue July 27, 2021
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Cruise ships return to southeast Alaska and yup, there's the COVID
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Cruise ships return to southeast Alaska and yup, there's the COVID
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Ownership of new Staten Island minor league baseball franchise wants help choosing a team name. Staten Island Landfills has a nice ring to it
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Sat July 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal court to allow Florida its floating petri dishes. Weird choice to quarantine yourself with people from God's waiting room, but okay
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shocker: the states that ended unemployment benefits early did absolutely nothing to boost employment, but increased financial hardship. And water? Wet. Ice cream? Delicious. Anuses? Stinky
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Thu July 22, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) is done humoring the GOP leadership's undermining, gaslighting, and the "altGov" they try to build
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US border agents seize A: Illegal immigrants? B: Huge shipment of cocaine? or C: Giant snails?
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When on 100% disability for being legally blind, maybe don't drive yourself to VA appointments. Or teach archery, BB gun marksmanship, and land navigation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"hey, remember how we beat you the other night to win the NBA championship?"
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(OMG Ubuntu)
 
 
 
The Gnome team releases version 40 of the Nautilus file manager. This update adds the ability to sort files by creation date (a feature the Gnome team removed several years ago)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want your children to learn the real meaning of sportsmanship, sit them down and show them this article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers set to receive another championship ring
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Tue July 20, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh jeez, another Off Grid Shipping Container hippie wannabe homebuilder vid.... I bet they poop in a plastic bucket and call it luxury living... *watches for a few minutes* oh wow, THIS is how you do it right
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Book documents Albert Einstein's relationship with a woman. Bonus: You have heard of her
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Lost Kitchen on Peak White Woman Television is brought to you by Shiplap, Live Laugh Love, Karen Kares Kuts, Suburban Wine, and these other sponsors
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Mon July 19, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
If your ship has worms, you can't just take it to the vet
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
If your ship has worms, you can't just take it to the vet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who likes short shorts? Not the English Championships, apparently
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
If you think "My Lovely Horse: Happy Time" is a blatant Chinese knockoff of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, then you would be wrong. See tag
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Look out Philadelphia, the Battleship New Jersey is rearming
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Sun July 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy ship USNS John Lewis commissioned on one year anniversary of his death
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
De-ruling from de-judge lifting de-restrictions on de-cruise industry d'overturned d'on d'appeal
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can Oosthuizen hang on and cap an amazing 2021 major season? Collin Morikawa is hoping to win the Open in his first attempt after winning the PGA Championship last year in his first try. It's the Open Championship, 7 AM ET on NBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To make Team GB athletes feel at home during the Olympics, Britain is shipping some very silly stereotypes to Tokyo
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Border agents seize shipment of cocaine found in shipping container. Estimated value of $6.8 million Canadian, or $5.4 million US, or $3.2 million cop dollars, or 2 Carrie Fisher weekends
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hoo boy, that's one pricey plague barge
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Fri July 16, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Here are some signs you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol and need to cut back. Since you clicked this, you probably have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the year: Nicolas Cage says he knew his relationship with wife Riko Shibata 'could work' after discovering she keeps flying squirrels
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I trust hot guys who tell me they're in open relationships?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
20k people attend "COVID-free" festival. 1050 develop COVID. Turns out that liars, a loose COVID testing period, and loose vaccination standards sank ships
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Thu July 15, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When boys win championships, they get individual trophies, large team trophy. When girls win championships, they get goody bags. Parents begged to differ
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Thanks, humans - the world's most endangered marine mammal is now "abandoned" to extinction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Before firing their Vaccine Manager, Tennessee had Amazon ship her a dog muzzle. "They obviously didn't know me because they sent me a size three which is for beagles and I'm obviously a pit bull, which requires a size six"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britney Spears takes ownership of the free Britney movement
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
DC's Titans unveils a new villain for the third season: low viewership. Wait, no, sorry, some Batman villain
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Wed July 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
30 Foods You Didn't Know Could Kill You. Slide one: the head of the queen bug from Starship Troopers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As things chug along with her Conservatorship, Britney tries breaking the Internet a different way. Dancing around in microscopic shorts on Instagram. Also, a Maid costume
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Qanon candidate might be a pedo Satan worshipper. I don't even know, I'm gonna have to RTA again, I have no idea what's going on
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who would dare to sue Florida over its vaccine passport ban? Norwegians would. Isn't it good?
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ACLU, along with 25 civil and disability organizations, has filed an amicus brief in support of Britney Spears' wish to choose her own attorney, which is prohibited by the conservatorship
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Cruise companies: Wait, we were supposed to make the crew get vaccinated as well as the passengers?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing promotes responsible gun ownership like a Glock conversion kit that makes real 9 mm pistols look like they're built out of colorful Lego bricks. The Asinine tag would be here, but it was accidentally killed by the neighbor's five year old
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Two comedians, who used to have a podcast obsessively analyzing Britney Spears Instagram posts, who accidentally started the Free Britney movement, launch a new Podcast analyzing Britney's Conservatorship in detail. Here's episode 1, on YouTube
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In news sure to boost fedora sales, 2/3rds of romantic relationships start in the friendzone
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Von Miller confident in Broncos' leadership to pull off Aaron Rodgers trade that includes draft picks, Von Miller
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China: We drove a US warship away USS Benfold: Just Passin' Thru
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is in a relationship with a mannequin that shares my name, and he's been singing 'Nothing's gonna stop us now' for weeks. Should I be concerned?"
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Sun July 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the European Championship Final. Is it coming home for England or will they be saying "Forza Italia"? Kickoff from Wembley is at 3pm ET
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Fri July 09, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
Governor ends Montana's membership in climate change coalition, one week after declaring statewide drought emergency as nine wildfires already burn in what's expected to be historic fire year
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Design of new super-yacht looks as though it might violate the Federation's ban on cloaking technology. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Design of new super-yacht looks as though it might violate the Federation's ban on cloaking technology. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1777, Brigadier General George Clinton was elected as the first governor of New York, a role he held sporadically until 1804 when he finally journeyed to the stars in the P-Funk Mothership as Dr. Funkenstein
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Britney Spears conservatorship battle gets even more toxic
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What to do if you are in a one-sided relationship
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(NPR)
 
 
 
15 states opt out of the lawsuit against Purdue Pharma on this promise: "Sacklers have agreed to give up ownership of the bankrupt drug company" and "will pay out $4.2 billion from their private fortunes in installments spread over the next decade"
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Thu July 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With yet another championship in less than a year, looks like we're going to have to start calling it "Champa Bay"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Continuing to raise your prices until no one can afford your product is not a viable business strategy. We're looking at you, car dealerships
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Baby shark has friends dododododo. Mommy shark has friends dododododo. Daddy shark has... anyway, apparently sharks form years-long friendships
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Amazon's Lumberyard game engine goes open source, offering developers the ability to ship games for free, even if they don't have Prime
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britnery Spears's legal team becomes the latest resignation following conservatorshipghazi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Has Green Lantern arrived to the Arrowverse at last? John Diggle brings a "weapon" to help fight the Godspeed Army. Allegra & UV's relationship is put to the test, and Joe & Kristen are hunted on "P.O.W.", S.7 Ep.16 of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT on The CW
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Kyle vs Cole III, MSK defend the tag belts vs Tim & Tom, Io & Zoey fight The Way for the women's tag titles, L.A. Knight vs his new butler & Hit Row hold a Championship Cypher (double sub, of course). It's NXT's Great American Bash at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Win or lose, Suns F Torrey Craig eligible to get a NBA Finals championship ring. Why? He's a Sun, obviously, but was traded from Milwaukee this season making him eligible to get a ring if the Bucks win
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Israeli government fails to extend controversial 'Citizenship Law' denying Palestinians who marry Israelis citizenship rights, proving that even a government completely based on getting rid of one jerk can fail their way into doing the right thing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Elon's rockets landing on Of Course I Still Love You. New hotness: Of Course I Still Love You lands on a ship. W/Punny human for scale
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Britney Spears's longtime manager becomes the latest to resign amidst the conservatorship scandal
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Think Apple's "spaceship" campus in Cupertino is vulgar display of corporate arrogance? Check out Tencent's $7.6B Shenzhen "Net City" campus, which will be as big as midtown Manhattan and allegedly greener
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congratulations go out to the Toronto Maple Leafs because as of yesterday they officially, at 19,786 days, have the longest drought without a championship in NHL history
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Israeli cargo ship hit by a missile in the Indian Ocean. This will not end well
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
While not in time for Caturday, is there ever really a wrong time for a thread of ships' cats asleep in teeny tiny hammocks?
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Las Vegas giving the Warriors, who did not make the postseason despite decent health, third best odds to win next year's NBA Championship
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nacho championship anymore. Guacward
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Shipping gas and fireworks, hopefully not together
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Putin : yeah those NATO ships in the Black Sea? We could sink em and NATO wouldnt do anything because they're cowards. Well he's not wrong
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
No big deal, just a major military power growing completely comfortable with spoofing maritime tracking data for naval ships
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britney Spears wears her special "nobody's conservatorshipping me" red bikini. Hello? Where'd everybody go?
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's go back to 1952 & watch your grandma touring around in a bang bus -er- "executive flagship" mobile home
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The 'Edge of Chaos' opens pathway to artificial intelligence discoveries. Producers say it has a real chance to unseat 'All My Circuits' as the top robo-soap, especially if Calculon jumps ship
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera, the former rival to Britney Spears, calls the conservatorship of her former nemesis "unacceptable"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mobile's Battleship Park sinks Trump's 4th of July rally
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Mon June 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia and China declare friendship treaty extension, proving that the strongest relationships are the ones built on common grounds like executing dissidents, forcibly annexing territory, or sending people to the camps
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Magnet fishing is the attractive new sport that's sure to draw you in
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Just why are Trump supporters worshiping a loser? Adam Kinzinger really wants to know
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