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Sun July 05, 2020
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Runaway teen located in Drain
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Sat July 04, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Who had "giant rock slide" on their 2020 bingo card?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rural Oregon sheriff knew church was holding services prior to COVID outbreak, still won't fine pastor as that would be "divisive"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida Sheriff will deputize Florida man if people exercise their first amendment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida Sheriff will deputize Florida man if people exercise their first amendment
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When the Darwin Awards, "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes" and Florida all cross the streams
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I guess she did nazi him pointing the rifle at her
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters D, U, and I
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Sat June 27, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Louisville Metro government: We are cutting library funding by $750k. Sheriff: Check out our sweet new boat
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
1-year-old kid in a kennel inside a trailer home. With 8 snakes including a 10-foot boa constrictor. AND 150 to 200 mice. AND 15-20 dogs. AND thousands of roaches and maggots. No, not a double-wide, or Florida
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
1-year-old kid in a kennel inside a trailer home. With 8 snakes including a 10-foot boa constrictor. AND 150 to 200 mice. AND 15-20 dogs. AND thousands of roaches and maggots. No, not a double-wide, or Florida
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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Thu June 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff tells crowd, "don't be a sheep" about wearing face masks. What ever happened to "Protect and Serve"?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Pro tip: There are not many hiding places in a horse trailer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If police de-escalation techniques aren't Scottish, they're CRAP
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Sad: You are a sheriff's deputy killed in the line of duty. Sadder: You are killed by an active duty Air Force member in an ambush. Saddest: Your protest signs were written by a Fark headline submitter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to know why Sean Hannity is concerned about these men exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. If only
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ramsey County correctional officers file discrimination charges after being judged "not white enough to guard Derek Chauvin"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ramsey County correctional officers file discrimination charges after being judged "not white enough to guard Derek Chauvin"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Systemic: sys·tem·ic /səˈstemik/ 1) relating to a system, especially as opposed to a particular part
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Systemic: sys·tem·ic /səˈstemik/ 1) relating to a system, especially as opposed to a particular part
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said several videos showed Adkins in a car pointing guns at passing cars." Or as they say in Florida, 'Monday'
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With police around the nation under a spotlight for excessive use of force, the Los Angeles Sheriffs Dept. wonders, "How can we make the shooting death of a security guard more controversial?" How about a security hold on the autopsy and a curfew?
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
WWE's very own stalker arrested once more for trespassing. When this guy comes back and shoots the place up no one is gonna be surprised
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If there was a season two of Firefly, Shepherd Book would have talked about the Special Hell for the people who stole six baby goats from an ice cream shop
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
K-9 units find Blow in the woods after high speed chase
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Sun June 21, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter sign in Thousand Oaks vandalized multiple times. Owner installs camera, and discovers one man works for the Ventura County Sheriff's Office, another for the D.A.'s office
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man dies of acute intoxication while in police custody, but not in the same way most Farkers would die of acute intoxication while in police custody
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the police reforms that have taken effect since the police-sanctioned murder of George Floyd
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LASD shoot and kill a second black man in two days. This time a security guard who ran away when he saw two people point a gun at him
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Canadian man tows a hot tub on a homemade wooden cart with a Porsche, No word if he apologized for owning a Porsche
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Thu June 18, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You remember Robert Fuller? One of the five black men last week who 'committed suicide' by hanging themselves from a tree in public? Yeah, deputies just killed his half brother. Bonus: They nearly killed the woman he supposedly kidnapped
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for man who punched BLM protestor's head in Bethel, Ohio. Unclear why his head was in Bethel
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Tulsa mayor, who is apparently the former mayor from Jaws, says turning away Trump would be wrong as officials announce highest COVID-19 spike yet
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Wed June 17, 2020
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Black Sheriff says shooting of Rayshod Brooks was justified. I know what you're thinking, and while it may have worked on Blazing Saddles, it most certainly isn't working here
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Where is the missing 'Tiger King' millionaire? Investigators are on the case
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Defood the police
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay maybe we should look into this instead of just declaring it a suicide and going out for drinks
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Mon June 15, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Endtimes Chapter 4, verse 166: Persecution of the Hawaii Antiquarantine Cult commences
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In fiscal year 2019, police misconduct in US cities cost taxpayers over $300 million in lawsuit settlements
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The suspicious hanging death of Robert Fuller in Palmdale has now gotten people looking into the case of another black man who was found hanged a couple weeks ago just 45 miles away
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a favorite theme from a fighting video game?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What if we toss the Sheriff in jail overnight, give him an arrest record, and let him pay a few grand for a lawyer?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What if we toss the Sheriff in jail overnight, give him an arrest record, and let him pay a few grand for a lawyer?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If JFK faked his death, COVID-19 is manmade and your neighbors are spies, then the cops are clearly in on it, so you had better broadcast on Facebook Live while they chase you and your minivan of kids through two states
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold the shiatty power of social media
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Whoever had escaped alligators on the loose in Kansas in your 2020 disaster pool, come collect your prize
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Listen, black guy, we obviously pulled you over because of your driving 65 in a 70 zone. Obviously you were thinking about speeding or maybe joining a BLM protest
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Trump will try again Thursday when he holds a meeting on race relations and policing in Dallas, where he's traveling for a fundraiser. However... the city's police chief, county sheriff and DA - all of whom are black - were not invited to attend"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Live PD" producers admit they DID have footage, from multiple camera angles, in glorious HD, of TX cops tasing a man to death after pulling him over for a headlight infraction, but they..err ..destroyed it because who would want to see THAT?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Texas man was tased to death by cops after pleading he couldn't breathe after cops pulled him over for failing to dim his high-beams. Wonder if presence of the A&E "Live PD" film crew, MIGHT have played a role in the cops hyper-aggressive response?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota State police, Anoka County sheriffs: we slashed the tires on the parked cars because they were threatening to us
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What does it mean to be a good cop?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Find out what your local agency received from the Department of Defense
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(1230WFVA)
 
 
 
"Orange man arrested for making online threats to protesters"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unarmed, handcuffed black man killed by officers after yelling, "I can't breathe" Difficulty: no, not him. Not him, either
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We all know "Deliverance" was a movie. What my reality presupposes is...what if it wasn't?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
In today's rife-torn world, it's nice to read a story about a union banding together to support an embattled memb... aw crap
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Raleigh Police open fire on gay bar against Black Lives Matter Protesters who were INSIDE the parking lot
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisville mayor calls for review of police department, apparently angling for that five star 'Would be beaten again' recommendation on Yelp
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"And if there's a police officer in the city of Tampa that does not want a body-worn camera, then I suggest that you turn your badge in. Because we cannot have that anymore. It has changed"
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(8 Can't Wait)
 
 
 
Eight changes to policing which need to be made immediately. Find your city on the list, see what's missing, call your Mayor and demand change
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
White House caught posting debunked videos supposedly showing Antifa instigation of riots, Emmanuel Goldstein kicking puppies
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with sitting on the sidelines, Joliet Mayor Bob O'Dekirk takes on a protestor himself
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Citizens: Our facebooks and twitters have told us we're all going to be attacked and looted. Sheriff: ( paraphrasing ) you're all idiots. Reality: one man arrested for threatening peaceful protestors
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well if nothing else, maybe George Floyd can get the last laugh by giving Derek Chauvin coronavirus
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "Tiger King" plot thickens: Handwriting experts say the Will of Carole Baskin's husband was forged
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Philly police: we used tear gas on the protestors on the highway because the crowd turned hostile. Video: umm... Where?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Followup about Cincinnati area Sheriff raising the Thin Blue Line flag. We did it because someone stole the American flag and we totes don't have spares anywhere
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another collection of videos showing America's police force deescalating tensions at protests around the country
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Sun May 31, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for fatal stabbing at Escondido Burger King, with 'yeah, he did it' mugshot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sunday night civil unrest thread. LGT cities with curfews
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Genesee County Sheriff lays down baton and joins march protesting police brutality. "You tell us what you need to do." This is how you effectively police your community
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN camera crew arrested on live TV in Minneapolis. They were standing where they were instructed to. The area was secured. UPDATE: They've been released
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Thu May 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police say a man brought guns and lots of ammo to Centennial Bridge in Leavenworth KS with the intent to inflict mass casualties by firing randomly at passing cars. Fortunately, an alert soldier remembered the old military adage: "Car beats gun"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Man, in the foyer, with the handgun
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a tale right out of CSI Idiocracy: Lawbreaking elected constables arrest FBI agent investigating them. Later one of the constables shoots at FBI agents arresting him, gets shot, arrested
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Christian teacher charged with soliciting male prostitute after claiming black men kidnapped him. Fred Garvin shocked
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In the time of COVID-19, Florida people do Memorial Day weekend as you expect Florida people to do
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged after runaway toddler seen on highway. That's no laughing matter, you gotta chain those suckers down or someone could get hurt
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wanna watch a Sheriff get arrested after refusing to cooperate with a search warrant and forcing a SWAT standoff (including snipers) of the Sheriffs HQ by several neighboring departments? Almost Florida level fun
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Owner of 'Mirror Bus' arrested for stalking, harassment, suspicion of being a member of the notorious Champion City gang, the Red Eyes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
3,000 partygoers at Florida block party claim it was racially targeted by authorities, not just full of stupid partygoers
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Tue May 19, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman's desire to go topless outside her home has unintended consequence of raising neighborhood property values
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ocean stole Shad Gaspard of Cryme Tyme
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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Sat May 16, 2020
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
PSA: When the three year old asks to pet you and your wife's dog, you should just keep walking, unless you really want to be arrested for attempted kidnapping, perp-walked on the evening news, and run out of the town that you were born and raised in
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
All these crazy alien creatures in Star Wars, The Mandalorian decides to add an Olyphant
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Busted Coverage)
 
 
 
Officer please, you know it's hot out here. I just wanted to go for a drive and air my penis out
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NFL has been a little slow on felony arrests lately, but DeAndre Baker of the Giants and Quinton Dunbar of the Seahawks just made up a lot of ground
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly, another semi
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Christian leaders are demanding Governor Cooper allow their followers the freedom to catch the coronavirus
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, takes bath, does not make a clean getaway
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Come on man, what are you thinking?" Sheriff Judd said. "Were your three brain cells in overload? Why don't you just let it go? Get you a bottle of liquor, go back to the house, have you a drink. But no, they had to have a kerfuffle right there"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Oh, here's something that might explain why the first two DAs were so very hesitant to press charges against Ahmaud Arbery's killers: one of them worked at the office for years without proper certification. Or the power to arrest people
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The worm turns and anger builds in the Midwest
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
What's more impressive, getting pulled over twice for speeding in 13 minutes or a Honda Pilot can go 111 mph?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sheriff believes deputies who took pictures of dead bodies at Kobe Bryant crash site deleted the pics, because they said they did. Also it appears that sharing pics of dead bodies at bars isn't as good at getting you laid as cops thought it would be
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Who was that masked nazi?
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
Vigilante mob thinks it's the 1920s again
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California sheriff decides to go rogue in support of the virus
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Thu May 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask
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Tue May 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas will have none of your Branch Dildonian behavior
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It was just horseplay. He was coming right at him. He was cleaning it and it accidentally went off. I'll wait until I hear the other side
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
California man arrested and released three times in a day due to coronavirus restrictions. (w/why are you even bothering mugshot)
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When I was just a baby, my Mama told me, "Son, always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Philly, just to watch him die. And now I'm the sheriff, and people hue and cry
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona sheriffs refuse to enforce stay-at-home orders issued by Arizona governor. Difficulty: All are Republicans
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona sheriffs refuse to enforce stay-at-home orders issued by Arizona governor. Difficulty: All are Republicans
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't judge someone based upon their looks...except this guy
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Thu April 30, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Sheriff fires Deputy because she is a lesbian. She runs for sheriff's job. Meet the new sheriff. UltraFark: Landslide win
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Mugshot happiness: Still has a smile on her face after being arrested for fleeing deputy who clocked her at 107 in a 45 zone -- but she did slow down 50 in a neighborhood before stopping at her house
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Wed April 29, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
You had one job
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(Craig Scott, Marty)
 
 
 
Ginger snaps
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Private First Class Neiro of the First Imaginary Army of Florida Men taken down by K9 after refusing to step away from his dropped firearm. No word on whether he could distinguish between his rifle and his gun
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Three crimes in one day? Those are rookie numbers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for murder after police find body in suitcase, proving once again that if you want to embark on a life of crime, you should get rid of your baggage first
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team
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Sun April 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While white people waving Confederate flags protesting stay-at-home orders are free to block ambulances, black people get riot police called on them for having an outdoor birthday party for a 1 year old
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Sat April 25, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not News: Warnings of Road Rage in Florida. Fark: from gators
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
As Jacksonville moves to retake the crown as The Murder Capital of Florida, the Sheriff talks to a reporter in what sounds like a scene from The Wire
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Fri April 24, 2020
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Man armed with a large sword, nunchucks, and a butcher's knife decides his best weapon is saliva that may or may not contain coronavirus
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police investigate girl's 'Help' sign on window; the solution adds up
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "'Confused' driver threw large amount of money out window on Northern Michigan road." I assume 'confused' is a synonym for drunk, senile, or bat-shiat crazy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you've successfully gotten away with murder for 24 years, don't leave pieces of evidence lying around your house for police to find a couple decades later
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman likes to get drunk and make prank calls to police in Ohio, because why tie up local resources?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Journalist Jeff Weiner reports Austin Gillespie aka Augutus Sol Invictus ordered his wife to bring their kids to Dickson Azalea Park ― "or else." What a cock
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Street parties, virus loads, have exploded in St. Louis City and County
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Sheriff files charges after Amish hold large party despite isolation order. "There was one that was too intoxicated to run and that person had to be transported by ambulance. "
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Sheriff files charges after Amish hold large party despite isolation order. "There was one that was too intoxicated to run and that person had to be transported by ambulance. "
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Teenager? Check. Posting about her probable COVID-19 infection on Instagram? Check. Local Sheriff threatening to arrest her if she doesn't delete it? Check. First Amendment? Nope, not for you, little girl
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
KY legislator has had up to here with these G--D deputies and their DUI stops, guess the Party, and his Fark handle
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Paper mill in small town of Jay, ME suffers massive explosion. No injuries, but plenty of onlookers sheet themselves (NSFW language video goodness in TFA)
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
When they say don't even think about going outside, they mean don't even think about going outside
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Protip: It's important to pay attention if you're operating a ski lift
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Is this America's first justifiable drive-by shooting? Hmm. Hmmmm
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Home invader pulls out a knife, homeowner pulls out a chainsaw. It is the way of the Yoopers
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police chief on administrative leave after berating officers over COVID-19 concerns, claiming deputy sheriff died from virus because he was "homosexual who attended homosexual 'sexual' events"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee files federal lawsuit against Sheriff and County keeping him off his private beach. No world yet on his beach attire
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Look out, here comes the Spiderman
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Wed April 08, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man sets up front-yard wrestling ring for pandemic matches. Police respond
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(KJAS)
 
 
 
In lieu of a big beautiful wall to paid be somebody else Texas installs checkpoints on their border with ... Louisiana?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A woman and her 61-year-old father were hit in the head with a baseball bat after approaching a large group of college-age people and warning them about social distancing. It's the Florida way
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma sheriff: If you're not going to stay away from crowds, "Get yours and your kids' burial policy paid up"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Illinois man conducts clinical trial of high-velocity lead injection to treat COVID-19. While effective at halting the chain of transmission, study halted at n=2 due to undesirable side effects
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Local officials pleaded with a Tampa pastor to close his church, he scoffed at him. The local sheriff arrested him, he remained defiant. Then a higher power got involved and forced him to shut down. God? No, his insurance carrier
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Local officials pleaded with a Tampa pastor to close his church, he scoffed at him. The local sheriff arrested him, he remained defiant. Then a higher power got involved and forced him to shut down. God? No, his insurance carrier
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Sun April 05, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Gators are pretty nasty already, and now they have drugs and guns?
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Fri April 03, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Watchmen" proving more prophetic than usual
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Paddleboarder arrested at Malibu Pier for flouting state stay at home order, with video goodness of boat chase and arrest
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Thu April 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Snitches don't get coronavirus itches (at least it rhymes)
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Sheriff commits resources to solving 'Tiger King' missing millionaire case
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Sheriff commits resources to solving 'Tiger King' missing millionaire case
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They're planning to start arresting Christians in Florida
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They're planning to start arresting Christians in Florida
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Mon March 30, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'I shot the sheriff, but I didn't cough on the deputy'
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
God releases statement supporting Florida sheriff, condemning idiot pastor
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
In an apparent attempt to top the list of coronavirus WTFery, drivers in CO are being pulled over by police imposters who are questioning them for being out during quarantine
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate Florida church for acting like it's in Florida
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Group of armed vigilantes in a Maine island town cut down tree to block in three workers from New Jersey who have been living on the island for over a month to work on a construction project. Sadly this is real life, not a Stephen King novel
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Some Mayoral Guy)
 
 
 
Nobody: Do you know who I am? Clerk: No, but I know who you're not
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Today's Corona-cabin fever domestic dispute has a little bit of everything. Five kids, two idiot parents, one shot fired, one panic attack, a "Come at me bro", one bitten deputy sheriff, one pepper sprayed dog, and a "Do you know who I am?"
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
They can take our freedom, but they can never take our lesbian cheerleader porn. Wait, they can? Well, Fark
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Most doctors agree that shooting yourself in the groin does not protect against the virus, though it will get room at a crowded hospital
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Somebody called the cops on an adult boutique that was offering curbside service during Illinois' coronavirus shutdown
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police reportedly ticketed her for a mooooving violation
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Buried treasure 4, living treasure hunters 0
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA County Sheriff orders gun stores to close during coronavirus pandemic. Isn't this how the second episode of Fear the Walking Dead started?
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When bringing an inmate into a jail intake area, make sure his cuffs are tight. Also make sure he doesn't have a gun
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
In today's panic news, a Maserati-driving robber tries to knock over a local discount grocery store for paper towels
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Fri March 20, 2020
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Man who faked having coronavirus complete with fake doctor's letter and got his company shut down for five days now faces charges that will isolate him for far longer
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The Outline)
 
 
 
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please stop criming
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sparkly former Sheriff David Clarke (R-eally suspicious jail cell deaths) removed from twitter for spreading coronavirus rumors. One checkmark away from VIP room in hell
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not news: Police shoot and kill man with no criminal record. Still not news: Attempt to justify it by claiming he "confronted" them. Fark: He was asleep in bed at the time
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
News: Road rage incident. Fark: Subby carpooled with this guy for a few months back in the 90s
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Milwaukee County Sheriff and devoted "flair" wearer, Dave Clarke, is literally now trying to get Trump supporters to kill themselves by doing the exact opposite of what every public health official in the world is begging them to do
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Sun March 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lorenzo Brino on his way to seventh heaven
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you're going to drunk drive in a cement mixer try not to run over the sheriff's deputy
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Fri March 13, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California deputies remind shoppers not to call 911 over line-cutting, it's Lord of the Flies for that guy trying to escape from Sam's Club with the last roll of toilet paper
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Thu March 12, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man uses rectum to kill one, sicken five
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
World's happiest DUI suspect performs song and dance routine during field-sobriety test, shows off nipple rings to arresting officer
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you were missing your daily dose of mentally deranged conspiracies today, "Sheriff" Clarke has some good news for you
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Tue March 10, 2020
(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
What do you mean this isn't a drive-thru liquor store?
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Mon March 09, 2020
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
For sale: used pickup truck, low miles. Motivated seller, owner secretly murdered. $200 obo
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
For sale: used pickup truck, low miles. Motivated seller, owner secretly murdered. $200 obo
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Looking for a punchline: Two men and a dog crash a plane into a tree
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