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Wed July 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out GOP politician who supported a GOP pedophile is a pedophile
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Genius who tried to outrun police by jumping off overpass finally in court after lengthy hospital stay
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Tue July 17, 2018
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What is more Florida than a couple posing for pictures with deputies after they're arrested for speeding and a chase? And don't forget the heroin and cocaine possession too. Say cheese
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Mon July 16, 2018
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
If you live in Daviess County Kentucky and are missing a rhino, the sheriff's department would really like to speak to you
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
At least four sheriff's cars are parked outside Bill Cosby's home at all times. Not sure if that's to keep him safe from Philly, or Philly safe from him
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Student rescued after climbing tree to escape wolves. No word if she was rescued by eagles, or how many dwarves were with her
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Thu July 12, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Details of revenge for drug deal emerge in Yolo murder case. If only there was some kind of saying or slogan to mark the occasion
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Officers executing search warrant for cocaine find: a) cocaine. b) methamphetamine. c) you don't want to know
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Officers executing search warrant for cocaine find: a) cocaine. b) methamphetamine. c) you don't want to know
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
PSA: A one hundred dollar bill should read "The United States of America" and not "for motion picture use only." Tag is for the clerks that took them
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' gang problems continue, led by a fearsome group known on the streets as the "Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Miracle' baby saved after being buried alive for nine hours, is immediately given medical treatment and David Blaine's business card
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
State Police crush ten plant grow op(erator) with bulldozer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some videos absolutely require being sped up and overlaid with the Benny Hill theme, and this one of Florida Man's attempted murder-by-tractor is on that list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
91 year old Mexican man who traveled to California to see his family for the 4th of July is greeted with a) a hug, b) a flag, c) a brick
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You would think that being under investigation for producing ISIS propaganda would be a pretty good reason for denying a handgun permit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's a reason some of the Capital Gazette staff escaped being killed. That reason was laid to rest yesterday
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
He was chasing her around with a golf club. Then things get Florida
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Thu July 05, 2018
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Police desperately want to find this armed and dangerous man. If only he didn't blend into crowds so easily
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Four times the legal limit of booze in your blood and a cup of liquor in your car? Sounds like a great time to demand, DEMAND that cops search your vehicle
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue lives matter, unless you pull your scrotum out at a bar party, then you just get fired
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Wed July 04, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Wildfire started by Next Generation Climate Justice Action Camp, which isn't the next horrible superhero movie
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, having a neighbor shoot microwaves into your brain would be cause for alarm
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
State representative campaign canvassing while being a black female? That's a 911 call
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your woman was so drunk/high that she fell out of your SUV this morning, Tampa PD would like to speak with you (w/video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a story that bears repeating, check out this margarita-loving bear taking a dip in a hot tub
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Mon July 02, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police release dashcam footage of low-speed tractor chase
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you see a shirtless, incoherent and delirious Florida Man running amok, you should pay attention, according to police
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Alligator, to girl in tree: "Don't worry, I'll be here when you decide to come down." CHOMP CHOMP
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nine people in Idaho, including six children, attacked with knife. At a toddler's birthday party
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
$1 million nationwide warrant issued for suspect in beheading death, as police warn he could beheading anywhere
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls cops to report 6-foot stone statue of Jesus that he left on his driveway disappeared. Jesus probably stayed out late getting plastered, will return later
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Your teenager has a school hit list. Worse: Police find your home filled with loaded guns. Murica: All charges dropped, sorry to bother you fine citizens
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Victorville, California man claims repeated arrests because of mistaken identity, as he apparently shares a name with a man in Loserville
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Capital Gazette shooter with no ID or fingerprints has been identified, police now investigating what's in the box (link updated)
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Wanted fugitives in Iowa fall for the old "free concert tickets if you show up" police sting scam
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box
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Tue June 26, 2018
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Man escapes justice with help from an imaginary razor blade and ceiling tiles
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you stole a rare alligator from a pair of TV stars and set a reptile sanctuary on fire, police warn that you may be close to overdosing on Florida
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland???
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tired of libs, Sheriff Needs More Flair proposes a final solution
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I had a gator, he'd ride under the trailer. And we would all together roll around in the parking lot, me and the sheriff and my gator
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
The next time you think "What would Jesus do?" remember that running around drunk and naked, pouring gasoline everywhere, and then trying to steal a car before flailing around in the grass is in the realm of possibilities
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Aircraft makes illegal beach landing and pilot evades local authorities on foot. Authorities express concern that this could lead to another useless side plot in the next Star Wars movie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Driver for "Jollyman" Transportation Service tries to get a little too "jolly" with a passenger and whips it out while driving. Hey, at least he wasn't texting
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Sun June 24, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Woman loses control of her car, goes airborne, crashes through sign, stops at the pumps and walks away. Them Duke Boys nod approvingly
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
El Paso County Sheriff Richard Wiles is a class act
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Fri June 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The company that made FLOTUS's $39 jacket? They celebrated the Nazi extermination of the Jews with a blouse back in 2014
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey shopping with her. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told not to bring the monkey back into the store earlier after it attacked someone else
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
I am the daughter of God, and God commands me to chase you around the parking lot and beat the hell out of you
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Cop shoos bear out of a Subaru Outback
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police officer Dad recreates Father's Day photo with son sitting in his lap in his police cruiser 20 years later ...now also a police officer, 6'7" and, well, they're gonna need a bigger squad car
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says...
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drug kingpin expects $40,000 in drug money in the mail but gets a McDonald's receipt from a Louisville cop who skimmed the 40k. Drug kingpin? I mean West Coast drug interdiction task force
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body cam shows wild police chase that ends with a naked man running through traffic and being hit by mini-van
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(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Local strip club searched, alcohol seized. No word where they were hiding it
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Mon June 18, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Some rapper your kid has heard of has died in a pretty cliché way
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Sat June 16, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Florida Man Florida man. Florida man likes drinkin', man He gets pulled over, drinks a beer. Florida man
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Your Erie)
 
 
 
150-year-old Civil War cannon still trying to kill people
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yup. It's the old "blame the neighbors for the parasites in your testicles" scam
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
MLB pitching legend Kevin Brown, 53, has a new post-retirement hobby in Bibb County, Georgia: hiding in neighbor's yard to catch mailbox-thieving punks in the act, then pulling a gun on them until deputies arrive
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Kids find two "Pokemon balls" lying on ground, take them home to parents, who didn't know what they were either, so they left them on front porch, went inside. Detonation ensues
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Out-of-control wildfire near Carson City was started by...oh, crap
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You know how these clever police agencies offer to test your illegal drugs for you? This guy actually fell for it (with mugshot)
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Tue June 12, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Reality TV star pleads guilty to DUI in fatal crash. I know, really narrows it down, huh?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Reality TV star pleads guilty to DUI in fatal crash. I know, really narrows it down, huh?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Vandals who painted "Hitler Brigde" on bike trail bridge really need some spelling lessons, jial time
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you can't decide what booze to buy at Dollar General without getting in a couple's brawl, maybe you should stop dating
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Sat June 09, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Please Note: Burger King does not offer complimentary handguns in the restroom, and if you found one, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office would really like it back
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Monkey in diaper found clinging to, yes, a Florida man in a stolen car
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember Affluenza mom who helped her son skip to Mexico? Yeah, she's a meth head
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Logging truck collides with strawberry truck, creates deadly jam
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Female Georgia inmate caught with too many pencils and miscellaneous detritus in her prison purse
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Thu June 07, 2018
(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Sheriff nips the problem of his deputy beating him in the primaries right in the bud
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Body of a naked woman found next to a loaded crossbow in a Las Vegas motel room. Police have not ruled out foul play
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A car thief on LSD tells police he thought he was playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' And if he was on mushrooms it would have been Super Mario Bros
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to fornicate in a Walmart parking lot, make sure that you've not already been 86ed from all Walmarts or have outstanding arrest warrants. Just sayin'
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Alright whoever did this, what's your Fark handle and do you have a TF subscription? If not, I think we can set you up
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Sun June 03, 2018
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking around a clothing store while naked
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Sat June 02, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Devil's weed came to Georgia, lookin' for soul to heal. The case was sad, seizures bad, parents despair you could feel. Days without that pain seemed a mighty fine thing, but the sheriff was called to enforce the law, and charges had to bring
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Youth football team rescues injured couple from overturned car
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Jogger gored by bison on morning run." Never bother a bison on his morning run
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Jogger gored by bison on morning run." Never bother a bison on his morning run
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
How jail guards haze newbies
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
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(WVAH)
 
 
 
Memorial Day weekend is a good time for West Virginia police to catch out of state drivers speeding through "work zones" where no work is being done
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trigger happy cops are now shooting each other
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just what you need at the start of a busy holiday weekend: a drawbridge that won't close
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Fri May 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Get ready for "gun sanctuaries"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's on the internet, it must be true
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going for George Zimmerman
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Wed May 23, 2018
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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Tue May 22, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Oh wait. You're serious? Let me laugh even harder"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
PSA: If you run naked in the rain, the deputy is going to have to tase you because they have nothing to hang onto (with mugshot)
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Manatee woman stabs boyfriend
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Is it pot or not?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Human Bones Found Buried Under Trailer." To be fair, it was a burned-down, abandoned trailer that had sitting in a woman's back yard in Kentuck-- Say, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, he was 3 months away from his $100,000/year retirement. The Broward deputy has seen enough movies to know what would have happened if he had intervened
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
A.P.D. bust T.I. for P.I.
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cop charged with helping put Fred Garvin through college
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges
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Tue May 15, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pontiac woman accused of killing boyfriend, tries to escape detection by disguising self as... Damn, a rabid Oompa Loompa?
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(The State)
 
 
 
Please do not try to catch or play with the Kangaroo in Clarks Hill
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How'd you like to be the state trooper who responded to a jackknifed semi hauling 8 Bengal tigers?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meth heads make really bad decisions like leaving 1-year-old baby with stoned boyfriend to wander in forest, boyfriend goes out searching for mom, abandoning baby naked on trail. Bonus: Happy ending
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meth heads make really bad decisions like leaving 1-year-old baby with stoned boyfriend to wander in forest, boyfriend goes out searching for mom, abandoning baby naked on trail. Bonus: Happy ending
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Confucius say man who walks on train tracks with back to train will meet an unfortunate death and disdain
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not sure about that cop math. Millions, you say?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote and even remembered to make some airholes
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(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
And here I thought a treehouse would be a perfect hiding spot
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rather than get warrants, one sheriff used a marketing service to track GPS signals of phones, including those belonging to other cops and even judges
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sheriff learns you can't lend out jail inmates for personal work at county officials' homes
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Police chief blames "poor choice of words," says maybe dogs won't be killed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Anybody can rescue a cat stuck in a tree. It takes a special kind of firefighter to rescue a cow stuck in a tree
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If your garage catches fire and police manage to save seven dogs, you might live in Indiana
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Parents of dead kid haven't used drugs for years, well okay they smoked a little bit of weed. Okay weed and a little bit of heroin. Alright weed a little bit of heroin and some Suboxone and that's it. So weed, heroin, Suboxone and meth but that's it
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That's some good shootin' there, Lou: Officer needs two rounds of .45acp to down a single jaywalking groundhog, at a range of about 10 feet
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with houseful of drugs tells deputies he's a 'hobbyist'
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in riding your lawn mower across town while intoxicated, try, try again
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Sun May 06, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Hey, where'd all the crystal meth in the evidence locker go?"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The CHICKENS all ran for it and got away, but the Manly Males stayed behind to fight
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Tue May 01, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If your wallet is filled with toxic waste and/or chemical weapons, police and seven hospitalized store employees would really like to talk to you
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man describes self as a minister with doctorate degrees, a police officer, boat captain, a social activist, an administrator, a professor and a politician. He must have been convincing as they let him out of jail to work at his "cop job"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Dinner is done when the smoke alarm goes off
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
GOP on deportations: "California was asking for it"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Antihero: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape life sentence. Dumbass: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape four-day sentence
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Hide and Seek champ ends his twelve year reign
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Sun April 29, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Circa)
 
 
 
Truck carrying Starbucks' products in Washington state had 126 pounds of meth hidden in a TV box and a mattress. In related news, Starbucks sells TVs and mattresses now
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man leads police on a tractor chase across two counties with speeds upwards of 20 mph
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man jailed on heroin and cocaine trafficking charges, displays "oh boy, mom's gonna kill me" face for mugshot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That's what's wrong with politics today, the media reporting on crooked politicians
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"A man who had left notes at Washington state bus stops seeking to buy underage girls' underwear showed up for a meeting with an undercover detective with a gun, machete, hatchet, tarp, duct tape and camera"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Firefighter catches infant thrown from balcony, is immediately signed to three-year deal with Cleveland Browns
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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Thu April 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Wed April 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The reward for turning in the "I ♥ Ho Ho Cake" bandit would buy a lot of Ho Ho cakes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Obsessed Dark Crystal fan arrested outside Taylor Swift's home
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after insane handyman touts loan program to buy 5000 chickens
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls police after discovering roommate has been sniffing her underwear, improperly using the futon cushion
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Coral Springs rush in where Broward fears to tread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the NY hedge fund billionaire that 'volunteered' as a reserve officer of a small New Mexico town? He's found a small town in Colorado that needed a pickup truck
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Mon April 16, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
19-year-old spring breaker learns that when you're holding a beer and a cop asks how old you are, "[expletive deleted] 12" is not the best response
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Sun April 15, 2018
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Explosive marijuana claims another victim
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
You mean I can't fire a shotgun at a child who rang my doorbell to ask for directions for school?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi State students break into University of Alabama sports facility hoping to finally get a national championship trophy
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Wed April 11, 2018
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
"Initially, Block denied the allegations. But when shown 150 pieces of the recovered mail, he stated 'looks like I'm going to jail,' court records say"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
California Sheriff: It's cheaper just to go out and kill anyone who may be a suspect
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Texture of a steak is wrong: That's a stabbin'
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
They unfark you at the drive thru
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Mon April 09, 2018
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Every good cook has one recipe that just blows everyone away. It doesn't typically take out the garage and melt siding on the house, though
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Termite inspector finds anti-tank grenade in woman's basement. Those little bastards weren't going to give up without a fight
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hey man, you can't keep your rabbits and birds in this apartment." "Fine, I'll just find the nearest trash compactor and hit the button"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cannonball found in Virginia neighborhood, says he's looking for that bald chick who stole his powers in Deadpool
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're going to give the police an alias, make sure the alias doesn't have any warrants
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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Fri March 30, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the thief that stole the ashes of a police officer from his widow, be aware that you've urned the ire of the police
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake cop shoots real cop, real cops shoot fake cop. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Kentucky Cops
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that the Sacramento Police are the greatest trick-shooters in the world as they managed to shoot Stephon Clark 8 times in the back or side while he "advanced towards them" with a phone in his hand that they mistook for a gun
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Guy lusts after huge rack, grabs it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk? Yes. On an ATV? Yes. Holding a beer and doing donuts in front of a sheriff? Yes. Telling the sheriff to, "come and get me"? Yes, that too
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I think you flooded the engine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman stabbed in crazed sex story revenge plot. No word on whether he was wearing sunglasses. Or if it was vampires. I dunno the Coreys all look alike to me
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The long arm of justice causes man's arm to get stuck in a church drop box he was trying to steal from
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina police searching for man in gold jumpsuit. Has Mark Hamill been found?
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Isn't such a waste that people still throw out perfectly good human placentas into dumpsters? That's a meal for at least six people with just a few onions, carrots, potatoes
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Drunk woman claims her sister ran into her pocketknife while she was cutting ham, twice
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake
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(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake
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Sat March 24, 2018
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Hey Chief, this thing must be broken. It says there's a fire back at the station
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