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Mon February 06, 2023       Alabama Sheriff's offices are reeling from a loss of pistol permit revenue. How can they stay afloat? How about free government money? source: wtvy.com   |   share: 26         Family of man who frequently went hiking by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation says it was uncharacteristic of him to go by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation and then die there. He'd never done that before source: nj.com   |   share: 35   Sun February 05, 2023       Street racer drives like hell, gets there source: khou.com   |   share: 45         Installation of 'bot dots,' is wildly successful in stopping vehicle sideshows. For three days source: kron4.com   |   share: 60   Fri February 03, 2023       You've just hit a cyclist with your car. Do you: A) Stop and immediately begin to render aid? B) Pull over and immediately call 911? Or, C) Get out your knife and stab him to death? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 85   Thu February 02, 2023       Down goes Frasure source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 86         Cops put a flier on murder suspect's car advertising a free meal at a local restaurant. He showed up and had his meal, then they submitted his fork and spoon for DNA testing and bam, cold case solved source: msn.com   |   share: 113         Law enforcement officials, gun rights advocates request clarification on Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law because it's a cluster fark source: al.com   |   share: 89   Wed February 01, 2023       Eagles offensive lineman charged with offensive holding, unnecessary roughness, illegal contact, illegal motion, illegal use of helmet source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 46   Tue January 31, 2023       Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright? source: timesrecordnews.com   |   share: 45         Yeah, I took this clown statue but I'm leaving it with the cops because it's freakin' me out source: cleveland19.com   |   share: 23   Sun January 29, 2023       Who knew Zumba classes could be that dangerous? source: kdvr.com   |   share: 38         So uh, maybe you shouldn't be giving out bonuses higher than people's annual salary, Mr. Sheriff. Especially not 2,119% bonuses source: vtdigger.org   |   share: 60   Sat January 28, 2023       A mother will help you move, a grandmother will help you move a body source: live5news.com   |   share: 10         Out of 45 episodes of the sheriff's "Wheel of Fugitive" videos, a whopping four were accurate about the people being shown being actual fugitives source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 33         "The man was seen making a gun gesture and flipping off the camera before exiting the lobby" source: cleveland19.com   |   share: 12         Tennessee sheriff suspends two deputies, new investigation ordered in Tyre Nichols case after the viewing of the FIST-BUMP source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 111   Thu January 26, 2023       In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled source: msn.com   |   share: 32         "Greece woman claims parole officers stole $6,000 from her closet." I mean, there's video proof, but sure, "claims" source: rochestercitynewspaper.com   |   share: 106         Police have identified the guns used in the Monterey Park shooting. No word yet on their current condition, how they feel, or if they're expected to make a full recovery source: foxnews.com   |   share: 96         Early contender for Mugshot of the Year source: wowktv.com   |   share: 36   Wed January 25, 2023       Gas station employee out of a job after following instructions from a stranger on the phone at 3 AM telling them to put all the cash into the bitcoin ATM in the corner that no one ever used source: wdwnt.com   |   share: 86   Tue January 24, 2023       Some citizens are concerned that it took five hours to warn the public that a mass shooter was at large, and would like to see a national Active Shooter Alert Network. Of course, This is America, meaning an alert every day and twice on Sunday source: abc7.com   |   share: 69         Are horses being slaughtered on Florida farms? Neigh source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 33         Gunfight in Dodge City, Ks on Wyatt Earp Blvd. Doc Holiday unavailable for comment as he is rolling source: ksn.com   |   share: 27   Mon January 23, 2023       Grand Theft Auto, Rated M for Mature source: wjactv.com   |   share: 15         Guy "threatened to eat the sheriff and kill everyone inside the courthouse with an explosion." And now his outfits will match his hair source: wjactv.com   |   share: 44   Sun January 22, 2023       50-person riot breaks loose in behavioral health treatment center for children, adolescents. Looks like better treatment methods needed source: wfla.com   |   share: 46         Ninety-nine year old bedridden woman gets summons to appear in court source: cbc.ca   |   share: 80   Sat January 21, 2023       If breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, how much bad luck do you get for vandalizing, and in some cases destroying, dozens of gravestones dating back to the 1840s? source: abc30.com   |   share: 34   Fri January 20, 2023       At least give the friendly officer a nod, a tip of your cap, a wink, smile or wave. If you simply go on about your business without acknowledging him, you can wind up in jail. Also make sure your brake lights work, and leave your meth at home source: kiwaradio.com   |   share: 20         One dead after car hit by Grand Slam breakfast source: wlky.com   |   share: 32         Biden supporter nailed source: fox59.com   |   share: 174         Former police chief accused of raping a 14 year old has been arrested for stalking his victim after he was released. But don't worry, they are holding him on $11,000 bail so there's no way he'll get out this time source: ibtimes.sg   |   share: 70         Sheriff's office turns to crowdfunding to identify human foot found on beach. Sounds like they were stumped source: kiro7.com   |   share: 25   Thu January 19, 2023       Five prisoners pull a Shawshank source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 45         Weed dispensary robbed, suspects take the 101 South and crash into a solar panel: The Californians source: pressdemocrat.com   |   share: 85         For some odd reason, law enforcement became suspicious when a guy got sick after eating Taco Bell source: wbir.com   |   share: 42   Wed January 18, 2023       The law and order/fiscally conservative candidate: someone who knows where to find rent-a-thugs and how to chisel them down to $500 each for some light terrorism source: kob.com   |   share: 33   Tue January 17, 2023       Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how. Surprisingly does not involve nudity or bath salts, still entirely predictable for Florida however source: wpbf.com   |   share: 24         Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 90         "Deputies dubbed the peculiar customer a "catcoon" because it looked like a raccoon crossed with a cat. It's neither" source: aol.com   |   share: 13   Mon January 16, 2023       The cake is real (and the place that makes it is less than one mile from subby's house) source: boingboing.net   |   share: 45   Sun January 15, 2023       Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad source: fox8live.com   |   share: 126         At least 74 Illinois sheriffs won't play by Gov Pritzker's new gun control rules, claim it's unconstitutional. No word if he wants to shoot them and talk to their deputies source: upi.com   |   share: 185   Sat January 14, 2023       Our new house is da bomb source: nj.com   |   share: 14   Fri January 13, 2023       Oh deer source: fox35orlando.com   |   share: 28         Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center source: nbcconnecticut.com   |   share: 19         It's generally frowned upon to break into someone's house and perform a 'sex act' in their bedroom source: fox59.com   |   share: 63         Florida Man owns largest child porn collection ever seen by deputies - faces more than 1,180 child porn charges after arrest. Oh, and four counts of bestiality images. I mean, why limit yourself to just one perversion, right, Florida Man? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 92   Wed January 11, 2023       Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 47         That'll do, pig, that'll do (complete with "Stop, I'm one of you" pic) source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 3         Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from *clap*clap*clap*clap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content] source: komonews.com   |   share: 118   (Some Guy)       Denver Sheriffs deputies no longer allowed to carry nunchucks. More importantly, Denver Sheriffs deputies were allowed to carry nunchucks until now source: denver7.com   |   share: 58   Mon January 09, 2023       Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap source: ozarksfirst.com   |   share: 67   Sun January 08, 2023       RIP Uniform Resource locator, better known as Utah's "porn sniffing dog". In other news, Utah had a porn sniffing dog that caught bad porn pups. Errr perps source: ksl.com   |   share: 141   Sat January 07, 2023       Helmet cam? Check. Motorcycle? Check. Post your high-speed evasion video on TikTok so that Georgia State Police can arrest you? Check source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 56         Orthodontist hires forensic investigator. Gets his money's worth source: fox17online.com   |   share: 43   Thu January 05, 2023       Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him" source: kplctv.com   |   share: 42         "Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies source: fox13news.com   |   share: 54         "Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies source: fox13news.com   |   share: 54   Wed January 04, 2023       Florida New Year's party starts off 2023 as only Florida can when one guy swings a machete around and then joins his accomplice to light a house on fire with 21 people inside source: yahoo.com   |   share: 8         NC sheriff who resigned because of racism and was subsequently re-elected because of said racism, will resign again, presumably because of the racism source: wect.com   |   share: 30         Rolling Stone wants you to know that other people in Marvel movies don't want Jeremy Renner to die, too source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 21         Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive source: cnn.com   |   share: 54   Tue January 03, 2023       Hawkeye gets plowed, trades MCU for the ICU source: cnn.com   |   share: 86         "911, what's your emergency?" "Um, hi, we're um, burglarizing this residence and we need some help moving things out of the house." "No problem, we'll send someone out right now." "Thanks" source: wral.com   |   share: 66   Mon January 02, 2023       Why impersonate Air Force "special agent" when inquiring about Delta-8 THC products at local smoke shop? Sorry, that's on need-to-know basis source: wfla.com   |   share: 65   Sat December 31, 2022       Ala-BamBam-bama source: apnews.com   |   share: 95         The right to have guns all over the place causes one Arkansas town to remove their citizens' rights to leave home after 8 PM source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 138         Neither rain, snow, nor running over someone will keep this delivery driver from making his scheduled rounds source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 16   Fri December 30, 2022       "Dude, I think we're being followed. They must want the weed. Let's call the cops on them" source: abc7amarillo.com   |   share: 22         Arrest made in murdered University of Idaho students case source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 246         Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo 🚗 oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq source: kbzk.com   |   share: 25   Wed December 28, 2022       I was arrested, the car was impounded/there was no way for me to avoid being grounded source: wset.com   |   share: 32   Tue December 27, 2022       Hikers reminded to always keep their dogs on leashes because some trekkers go armed into isolated wilderness to protect themselves from wildlife, criminals, untrained canines source: ksl.com   |   share: 87         We're now up to four substations "vandalized" in the Tacoma area source: msn.com   |   share: 202   Sat December 24, 2022       Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile source: cnn.com   |   share: 47   Thu December 22, 2022       I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 32         Yeah, probably a smart idea to revisit why the racist sheriff of a rural NC county has access to more military grade equipment than any other law enforcement agency in the state source: wect.com   |   share: 56   Wed December 21, 2022     There actually was one good lawyer out there. Sadly, that's "was," not is source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 43   (Some Guy)       Local man missing for 7 months discovered dead in his own home. Best hide and seek spot EVAR source: timestribunenews.com   |   share: 60   Sun December 18, 2022       Oregon is now a red state source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 46   Sat December 17, 2022       Cool: Going on a multistate road trip to spend time with your 8-year-old daughter. Sick: Your deceased daughter source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 54   Fri December 16, 2022       Worker finds "adult male human heart" in salt pile at TN Department of Transportation facility. Who knew human hearts had male genitalia? source: wkrn.com   |   share: 61         Yes, your honor, we said the black man caused his own death, but we didn't know the bodycam video would be leaked to the media. So we're innocent source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 211         Teen Girl Squad, 2022 edition: Hey, wait, you aren't a teen. And why are you showing us your boyfriend's junk? source: wane.com   |   share: 55         Angel on right shoulder: Yay, got elected state representative, let's set a good example. Devil on left shoulder: ...or, ...or, we could steal drugs from senior citizens source: onlineathens.com   |   share: 17   Thu December 15, 2022       People who asked for gun control unhappy they might get some. New Oregon law requires LGBTQ people to get approval to buy guns from their local sheriff, who will get right on that as soon as he gets back his Christian Constitutional Sheriffs meeting source: npr.org   |   share: 144         In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink source: sbsun.com   |   share: 20         NC sheriff who lost his job because of racism only to get it right back because of racism is now under federal investigation, likely because of racism source: wect.com   |   share: 25   (Some Guy)       Hey, that's my retirement grease source: mocoshow.com   |   share: 34   Wed December 14, 2022       Man arrested in murder of California cop's spouse in Kentucky, which gives him an alibi in the cop's killing in Kentucky, which also clears up the cop's stalking and burglary charges. Cue Bill Kurtiss voiceover source: msn.com   |   share: 37         Holy crap, Subby's home town has made the news for... let's see... police corruption, drug dealing, evidence locker theft, and a mayor who has created a hostile work environment. Kinda makes Subby glad he got the hell out of there source: stltoday.com   |   share: 42   Sun December 11, 2022       Maybe we should let more detectives work from home source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 27         Maybe we should let more detectives work from home source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 27         Hershel Walker can't believe his Johnson let him down source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 126   Sat December 10, 2022       Government employee fraud in Chicago? Fetch my fainting couch source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 32   Thu December 08, 2022       The parking issues should improve source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 58         Try this one simple trick to get a $6,000 Walmart discount source: nypost.com   |   share: 68         Florida man plies his trade, proves Occam's razor source: wfla.com   |   share: 18         Officers use drone to steer them in the right direction source: wibw.com   |   share: 1   Wed December 07, 2022       Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery source: sandiegouniontribune.com   |   share: 7         With Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law about to come into effect, law enforcement agencies are being defunded by loss of concealed pistol permit sales source: waaytv.com   |   share: 66         With Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law about to come into effect, law enforcement agencies are being defunded by loss of concealed pistol permit sales source: waaytv.com   |   share: 66         Florida man with apparently serious plaque steals $1375 worth of toothbrushes from Walgreens source: wfla.com   |   share: 28   Tue December 06, 2022       Tampa Police Chief resigns after acting like every other person who drives a golf cart to dinner source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 79   Mon December 05, 2022       "We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre" source: wkrn.com   |   share: 54         The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect source: wral.com   |   share: 142         Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 249         Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 249         Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man" source: cbs12.com   |   share: 41   Sun December 04, 2022       Pop quiz hotshot: You're looking at houses and while inside one, you spot an alarm clock. What do you do? What do you do?? source: abc57.com   |   share: 32         UNO Police investigate note found in student Catholic Center. *lays down a draw four* source: 1011now.com   |   share: 28   Sat December 03, 2022       Brad is from Florida. Don't be like Brad source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 34   Fri December 02, 2022       Turkey full of Wild Turkey shows up to Turkey Day, starts wildin', gets turked source: cbs12.com   |   share: 13   Thu December 01, 2022       "No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown source: tampabay.com   |   share: 21         In case you were not convinced that the Right is anti-youth, now they want to beat your kids. Bonus pick of Delores Umbridge in the background source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 158         Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class source: local10.com   |   share: 135   Wed November 30, 2022       Kalamazoo police on the lookout for six escaped emus source: mlive.com   |   share: 62   Tue November 29, 2022       Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 35         "I hope your house is okay" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 152   Mon November 28, 2022       Rough Riders criminally charged source: apnews.com   |   share: 176   Sun November 27, 2022       El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people source: kvia.com   |   share: 155         Phelans from Pinion earn phelanies in Phelan source: ktla.com   |   share: 24   Fri November 25, 2022       Man breaks up kindling for fire and then....whoa that's weird source: whio.com   |   share: 39         Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a murder suspect out of my hat. This time for sure source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 21         A driver got stuck and called 911, so naturally the cops responded and killed him, and naturally a lawsuit was filed against the cops. Good work, stupid cops. "When you force escalation with someone with disabilities it doesn't end well," source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 113         The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica source: boingboing.net   |   share: 65   Tue November 22, 2022       Another day, another youth minister arrested for over 200 counts of possession of child pornography. No word on sermons about the evils of drag shows source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 162         How can a large, nonprofit organization lose its entire, volunteer workforce? Have its CEO go into 20-minute rant during major gathering, demanding respect, treatment like "president of a billion dollar company or the sheriff" source: tampabay.com   |   share: 34         Senior citizens are committing more crimes, presumably to get better health care in prison source: usatoday.com   |   share: 56         Grass Valley hemp processing plant catches on fire; Cheetos and Mtn Dew en route source: koin.com   |   share: 12   Mon November 21, 2022       It's either evidence we need to repeal the 2nd Amendment or evidence we should abolish all laws because criminals don't follow them source: npr.org   |   share: 104         County-owned BBQ Response Unit destroyed by drunk drivin' deputy source: ktvu.com   |   share: 43         County-owned BBQ Response Unit destroyed by drunk drivin' deputy source: ktvu.com   |   share: 43         Look at the tag and test your intuition. Did a surgeon or sheriff say the following? -- "We've changed the looks of his groin forever, if you know what I mean" source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 87         Woman jailed for using drugs while pregnant files lawsuit against sheriff's office because she wasn't pregnant, no matter what her little kid squealed about at time of arrest source: al.com   |   share: 144         Local sheriff don't trust government much so he arrests Forest Service prescribed burn boss. Just let them all burn next time source: opb.org   |   share: 23   Sun November 20, 2022       Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon source: fox59.com   |   share: 50         Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon source: fox59.com   |   share: 50   Sat November 19, 2022       Search and rescue team in northern Michigan rescue hunter who fell into an icy river with the help of a very good boy. Fark: An 80-year old hunter source: cnn.com   |   share: 35   Thu November 17, 2022       Indiana cop visits school to teach kids how to be police officers -- then shoots one of them. Well at least he was being honest source: wthitv.com   |   share: 190         ALF frees over 10,000 minks from farm, last seen on his way back to Melmac source: yahoo.com   |   share: 110         ALF frees over 10,000 minks from farm, last seen on his way back to Melmac source: yahoo.com   |   share: 110         L.A. County Sheriff Department members are on the scene of a "run and hit" incident source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 35   Tue November 15, 2022       Plane full of dogs makes emergency landing at third hole of Wisconsin golf course, avoids the ruff source: tmj4.com   |   share: 16         10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today source: pressherald.com   |   share: 146   Sun November 13, 2022       Tennessee man arrested for stolen gun he bought lawfully source: kare11.com   |   share: 147   Fri November 11, 2022       "Police also provided a picture of a phallus spray-painted on a wall. News Channel 8 has chosen to withhold that image" source: wfla.com   |   share: 44         Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee source: abc13.com   |   share: 53         California megachurch leader and other members arrested for slowly murdering 11-year-old child source: msn.com   |   share: 113   Wed November 09, 2022       Two weeks after resigning after a 2019 racist tirade comes to light where he called his own deputies "black bastards", North Carolina sheriff is re-elected, because North Carolina source: wwaytv3.com   |   share: 36         Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat" source: journal-news.com   |   share: 153   Tue November 08, 2022       Shiatfaced after a wedding reception? Ask a deputy for a ride home. Or, if you ARE a deputy, just drive your unmarked official vehicle, containing 3 pistols, a rifle magazine and boxes of ammo. Surely that will work source: nwahomepage.com   |   share: 14         This old man, he played one. He played knick knack on my thumb. With a knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. This old man's head never came rolling home source: wbay.com   |   share: 12   Mon November 07, 2022       Someone REALLY wanted their pizza source: ksnt.com   |   share: 33         Cops: What's in your back pocket? Blind man: My walking stick. What are you a tyrant? Cop: Yes I am. You're under arrest. Blind man: For what? Cops: Resisting arrest source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 197   Fri November 04, 2022       NYC fugitive busted after vacationing cop spots him on vacation at Disney World source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 43   Thu November 03, 2022       Oh, you want to vote in America? You gotta get past the cops first source: cnn.com   |   share: 113         Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: 87         Man who set out to prove how easy it is to commit voter fraud about to prove how easy it is to be convicted of voter fraud source: boingboing.net   |   share: 51   Wed November 02, 2022       ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator source: msn.com   |   share: 23         Florida man arrested for attempting to murder a house source: local10.com   |   share: 25         Sheriffs Rosco P. Coltrane, J.W. Pepper, Elroy P. Lobo and Buford T. Justice don't much take to being called "good ol' boys" by that uppity Stacey Abrams source: foxnews.com   |   share: 141         Sheriff's office dresses Mounted Unit horses up in sheets for Halloween source: fox8.com   |   share: 78         Sheriff's office dresses Mounted Unit horses up in sheets for Halloween source: fox8.com   |   share: 78   Tue November 01, 2022       Sheriffs deny they targeted a bus from an HBCU on the Interstate for a search. Claim they ALWAYS have a drug sniffing dog with them when they pull a bus over for "improper lane change:" source: msn.com   |   share: 78   Sun October 30, 2022       Give a person a badge and suddenly they think they're a god, er, a "Constitutional Sheriff" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 56   Sat October 29, 2022       County inmate attacks detention deputies with Dalek arm source: wfla.com   |   share: 30   Fri October 28, 2022       The guns and meth are coming from inside the police station source: msn.com   |   share: 29         Semi driver sent to hospital for rolling coal source: wibw.com   |   share: 13   Thu October 27, 2022 (Some Guy)       Not News: 8 HS football players suspended after an altercation at a football game. Fark: 8 high school football COACHES suspended after an altercation at a game source: news.scorebooklive.com   |   share: 5         Arkansas biker goes down in blaze of glory source: cnn.com   |   share: 107         Who is monitoring the GPS ankle monitors? Maybe the records should be monitored for exceeding speed limits, and compared with locations of police chases and shootings source: kstp.com   |   share: 42   Tue October 25, 2022       Iowa daughter accuses her dead father of being America's most prolific serial killer, killing up to 70 women and forcing her to dump their bodies in 100-foot well. All's not well that ends up in a well source: iowapublicradio.org   |   share: 124         Racist sheriff who lost his job because of racism pins hopes on racism to get old job back source: wect.com   |   share: 47   Mon October 24, 2022       The Rainbow Roll contains crab, cucumber, avocado, salmon, tuna, shrimp, and yellowtail. The California Roll contains crab, cucumber, and avocado, and the specialty house roll contains cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, adderall, and oxycontin source: wfla.com   |   share: 21         Florida man with meth, face tattoos and a stolen vehicle evades arrest by jumping into a river, somehow avoids gets eaten by alligators, gets arrested anyway source: yahoo.com   |   share: 13   Sat October 22, 2022       Oregon sheriff arrests US Forest Service manager for the crime of managing the forest source: seattlepi.com   |   share: 92         Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings source: ktvu.com   |   share: 24   Fri October 21, 2022       After denying allegations of intimidation tactics being used by his department, Sheriff running for reelection arrests his opponent at their debate source: vaildaily.com   |   share: 88   Thu October 20, 2022       Not news: idiot tries to smuggle fentanyl through LAX. Aggressive pearl clutching: fentanyl packed in candy wrappers source: npr.org   |   share: 53         Herschel Walker proves his police badge is real by handing out fake police badges source: npr.org   |   share: 81         Herschel Walker proves his police badge is real by handing out fake police badges source: npr.org   |   share: 81   Wed October 19, 2022       Woman dons beekeeper suit and takes a page from Oprah, releasing swarm of bees on sheriff's officers trying to serve her with an eviction notice source: masslive.com   |   share: 79         Some of us grow up wanting to cure cancer, others wish to write the great American novel. Then there's Florida Man source: wfla.com   |   share: 37   Tue October 18, 2022       Absolutely nothing in this survey of American sheriffs will surprise you source: themarshallproject.org   |   share: 94         Man impresses woman on first date with plane ride but the self-decapitation was a bit over the top. Get it? Over the top? I'll see myself out source: al.com   |   share: 138         Herschel Walker now says he's got many badges... 'from all over Georgia'. Sh*t's getting real source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 142         Herschel Walker now says he's got many badges... 'from all over Georgia'. Sh*t's getting real source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 142         Up to 40 teens learn the hard way that tossing a barrel of fuel on a bonfire is a bad idea source: wkow.com   |   share: 100   Mon October 17, 2022       Polk County Sheriff brings us another Florida crime highlight: Hunting down a Good Samaritan source: fox13news.com   |   share: 37         Would-be thief or thieves lose in the opening round of "Are You Smarter Than An ATM?" source: abc7.com   |   share: 27         The LA Police tells the Inspector General to pick up that can source: techdirt.com   |   share: 69         The LA Police tells the Inspector General to pick up that can source: techdirt.com   |   share: 69         Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid source: cnn.com   |   share: 104         Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid source: cnn.com   |   share: 104         Crime goes up while police funding goes up. You can't explain that source: abc7.com   |   share: 83   Sun October 16, 2022       Albuquerque sheriff's office designs new recruitment car to attract the white sort of candidates source: koat.com   |   share: 152         Albuquerque sheriff's office designs new recruitment car to attract the white sort of candidates source: koat.com   |   share: 152   Sat October 15, 2022       Be sure to present your Tractor Supply rewards card when making a purchase with a stolen credit card source: woodtv.com   |   share: 27   (Some Guy)       Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway? source: jerseyshoreonline.com   |   share: 34   Fri October 14, 2022       Presumably, this is the only reason he didn't shoot her source: msn.com   |   share: 16         Man goes to jail after his mother loses her head in front of grandkid source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 25   Thu October 13, 2022       Transported migrants may be on a path to citizenship because of DeSantis' flights, which was all part of the plan, right? Right? source: politico.com   |   share: 29   Wed October 12, 2022       Florida experiencing a swarm of hoax active shooter calls at schools. If it accidentally stops a school shooter, then it will be more successful than anything else done so far source: baynews9.com   |   share: 44   Tue October 11, 2022       It was simple possession for personal use, Your Honor source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 37   Mon October 10, 2022       "Sir, we just saw your ass on the road. No, sir, this isn't a joke. Your ass is loose. Sir, calm down, we're just trying to hand your ass to you. Sir, profanity isn't necessary" source: upi.com   |   share: 21

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