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headlines found matching 'Sheriff'
Mon February 06, 2023
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Alabama Sheriff's offices are reeling from a loss of pistol permit revenue. How can they stay afloat? How about free government money?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Family of man who frequently went hiking by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation says it was uncharacteristic of him to go by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation and then die there. He'd never done that before
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Sun February 05, 2023
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Street racer drives like hell, gets there
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Installation of 'bot dots,' is wildly successful in stopping vehicle sideshows. For three days
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've just hit a cyclist with your car. Do you: A) Stop and immediately begin to render aid? B) Pull over and immediately call 911? Or, C) Get out your knife and stab him to death?
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Thu February 02, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Down goes Frasure
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cops put a flier on murder suspect's car advertising a free meal at a local restaurant. He showed up and had his meal, then they submitted his fork and spoon for DNA testing and bam, cold case solved
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officials, gun rights advocates request clarification on Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law because it's a cluster fark
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eagles offensive lineman charged with offensive holding, unnecessary roughness, illegal contact, illegal motion, illegal use of helmet
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Yeah, I took this clown statue but I'm leaving it with the cops because it's freakin' me out
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Who knew Zumba classes could be that dangerous?
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
So uh, maybe you shouldn't be giving out bonuses higher than people's annual salary, Mr. Sheriff. Especially not 2,119% bonuses
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
A mother will help you move, a grandmother will help you move a body
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Out of 45 episodes of the sheriff's "Wheel of Fugitive" videos, a whopping four were accurate about the people being shown being actual fugitives
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
"The man was seen making a gun gesture and flipping off the camera before exiting the lobby"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tennessee sheriff suspends two deputies, new investigation ordered in Tyre Nichols case after the viewing of the FIST-BUMP
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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled
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(Rochester City Newspaper)
 
 
 
"Greece woman claims parole officers stole $6,000 from her closet." I mean, there's video proof, but sure, "claims"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police have identified the guns used in the Monterey Park shooting. No word yet on their current condition, how they feel, or if they're expected to make a full recovery
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
Early contender for Mugshot of the Year
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Wed January 25, 2023
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Gas station employee out of a job after following instructions from a stranger on the phone at 3 AM telling them to put all the cash into the bitcoin ATM in the corner that no one ever used
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Tue January 24, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some citizens are concerned that it took five hours to warn the public that a mass shooter was at large, and would like to see a national Active Shooter Alert Network. Of course, This is America, meaning an alert every day and twice on Sunday
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Are horses being slaughtered on Florida farms? Neigh
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Gunfight in Dodge City, Ks on Wyatt Earp Blvd. Doc Holiday unavailable for comment as he is rolling
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Mon January 23, 2023
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto, Rated M for Mature
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Guy "threatened to eat the sheriff and kill everyone inside the courthouse with an explosion." And now his outfits will match his hair
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Sun January 22, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
50-person riot breaks loose in behavioral health treatment center for children, adolescents. Looks like better treatment methods needed
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine year old bedridden woman gets summons to appear in court
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Sat January 21, 2023
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
If breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, how much bad luck do you get for vandalizing, and in some cases destroying, dozens of gravestones dating back to the 1840s?
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Fri January 20, 2023
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
At least give the friendly officer a nod, a tip of your cap, a wink, smile or wave. If you simply go on about your business without acknowledging him, you can wind up in jail. Also make sure your brake lights work, and leave your meth at home
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
One dead after car hit by Grand Slam breakfast
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biden supporter nailed
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Former police chief accused of raping a 14 year old has been arrested for stalking his victim after he was released. But don't worry, they are holding him on $11,000 bail so there's no way he'll get out this time
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office turns to crowdfunding to identify human foot found on beach. Sounds like they were stumped
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five prisoners pull a Shawshank
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Weed dispensary robbed, suspects take the 101 South and crash into a solar panel: The Californians
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, law enforcement became suspicious when a guy got sick after eating Taco Bell
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Wed January 18, 2023
(KOB4)
 
 
 
The law and order/fiscally conservative candidate: someone who knows where to find rent-a-thugs and how to chisel them down to $500 each for some light terrorism
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Tue January 17, 2023
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how. Surprisingly does not involve nudity or bath salts, still entirely predictable for Florida however
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Deputies dubbed the peculiar customer a "catcoon" because it looked like a raccoon crossed with a cat. It's neither"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The cake is real (and the place that makes it is less than one mile from subby's house)
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad
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(UPI)
 
 
 
At least 74 Illinois sheriffs won't play by Gov Pritzker's new gun control rules, claim it's unconstitutional. No word if he wants to shoot them and talk to their deputies
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Sat January 14, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Our new house is da bomb
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Oh deer
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
It's generally frowned upon to break into someone's house and perform a 'sex act' in their bedroom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man owns largest child porn collection ever seen by deputies - faces more than 1,180 child porn charges after arrest. Oh, and four counts of bestiality images. I mean, why limit yourself to just one perversion, right, Florida Man?
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Wed January 11, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That'll do, pig, that'll do (complete with "Stop, I'm one of you" pic)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from *clap*clap*clap*clap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver Sheriffs deputies no longer allowed to carry nunchucks. More importantly, Denver Sheriffs deputies were allowed to carry nunchucks until now
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap
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Sun January 08, 2023
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
RIP Uniform Resource locator, better known as Utah's "porn sniffing dog". In other news, Utah had a porn sniffing dog that caught bad porn pups. Errr perps
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Sat January 07, 2023
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Helmet cam? Check. Motorcycle? Check. Post your high-speed evasion video on TikTok so that Georgia State Police can arrest you? Check
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Orthodontist hires forensic investigator. Gets his money's worth
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida New Year's party starts off 2023 as only Florida can when one guy swings a machete around and then joins his accomplice to light a house on fire with 21 people inside
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC sheriff who resigned because of racism and was subsequently re-elected because of said racism, will resign again, presumably because of the racism
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone wants you to know that other people in Marvel movies don't want Jeremy Renner to die, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive
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Tue January 03, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawkeye gets plowed, trades MCU for the ICU
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Um, hi, we're um, burglarizing this residence and we need some help moving things out of the house." "No problem, we'll send someone out right now." "Thanks"
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Why impersonate Air Force "special agent" when inquiring about Delta-8 THC products at local smoke shop? Sorry, that's on need-to-know basis
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Sat December 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ala-BamBam-bama
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The right to have guns all over the place causes one Arkansas town to remove their citizens' rights to leave home after 8 PM
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neither rain, snow, nor running over someone will keep this delivery driver from making his scheduled rounds
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Fri December 30, 2022
(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
"Dude, I think we're being followed. They must want the weed. Let's call the cops on them"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Arrest made in murdered University of Idaho students case
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo 🚗 oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq oʅɐɟɟnq
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WSET)
 
 
 
I was arrested, the car was impounded/there was no way for me to avoid being grounded
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Tue December 27, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Hikers reminded to always keep their dogs on leashes because some trekkers go armed into isolated wilderness to protect themselves from wildlife, criminals, untrained canines
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We're now up to four substations "vandalized" in the Tacoma area
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Sat December 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Yeah, probably a smart idea to revisit why the racist sheriff of a rural NC county has access to more military grade equipment than any other law enforcement agency in the state
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Wed December 21, 2022
(ABC News)
 
Hero
 
There actually was one good lawyer out there. Sadly, that's "was," not is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local man missing for 7 months discovered dead in his own home. Best hide and seek spot EVAR
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon is now a red state
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cool: Going on a multistate road trip to spend time with your 8-year-old daughter. Sick: Your deceased daughter
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Worker finds "adult male human heart" in salt pile at TN Department of Transportation facility. Who knew human hearts had male genitalia?
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Yes, your honor, we said the black man caused his own death, but we didn't know the bodycam video would be leaked to the media. So we're innocent
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Teen Girl Squad, 2022 edition: Hey, wait, you aren't a teen. And why are you showing us your boyfriend's junk?
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Angel on right shoulder: Yay, got elected state representative, let's set a good example. Devil on left shoulder: ...or, ...or, we could steal drugs from senior citizens
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Thu December 15, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
People who asked for gun control unhappy they might get some. New Oregon law requires LGBTQ people to get approval to buy guns from their local sheriff, who will get right on that as soon as he gets back his Christian Constitutional Sheriffs meeting
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC sheriff who lost his job because of racism only to get it right back because of racism is now under federal investigation, likely because of racism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, that's my retirement grease
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Wed December 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man arrested in murder of California cop's spouse in Kentucky, which gives him an alibi in the cop's killing in Kentucky, which also clears up the cop's stalking and burglary charges. Cue Bill Kurtiss voiceover
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Holy crap, Subby's home town has made the news for... let's see... police corruption, drug dealing, evidence locker theft, and a mayor who has created a hostile work environment. Kinda makes Subby glad he got the hell out of there
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maybe we should let more detectives work from home
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maybe we should let more detectives work from home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hershel Walker can't believe his Johnson let him down
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government employee fraud in Chicago? Fetch my fainting couch
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The parking issues should improve
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Try this one simple trick to get a $6,000 Walmart discount
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man plies his trade, proves Occam's razor
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Officers use drone to steer them in the right direction
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Wed December 07, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
With Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law about to come into effect, law enforcement agencies are being defunded by loss of concealed pistol permit sales
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
With Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law about to come into effect, law enforcement agencies are being defunded by loss of concealed pistol permit sales
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man with apparently serious plaque steals $1375 worth of toothbrushes from Walgreens
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Tue December 06, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tampa Police Chief resigns after acting like every other person who drives a golf cart to dinner
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Mon December 05, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hotshot: You're looking at houses and while inside one, you spot an alarm clock. What do you do? What do you do??
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
UNO Police investigate note found in student Catholic Center. *lays down a draw four*
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Brad is from Florida. Don't be like Brad
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Turkey full of Wild Turkey shows up to Turkey Day, starts wildin', gets turked
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you were not convinced that the Right is anti-youth, now they want to beat your kids. Bonus pick of Delores Umbridge in the background
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class
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Wed November 30, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo police on the lookout for six escaped emus
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I hope your house is okay"
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Mon November 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rough Riders criminally charged
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Sun November 27, 2022
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Phelans from Pinion earn phelanies in Phelan
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Fri November 25, 2022
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Man breaks up kindling for fire and then....whoa that's weird
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a murder suspect out of my hat. This time for sure
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A driver got stuck and called 911, so naturally the cops responded and killed him, and naturally a lawsuit was filed against the cops. Good work, stupid cops. "When you force escalation with someone with disabilities it doesn't end well,"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another youth minister arrested for over 200 counts of possession of child pornography. No word on sermons about the evils of drag shows
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
How can a large, nonprofit organization lose its entire, volunteer workforce? Have its CEO go into 20-minute rant during major gathering, demanding respect, treatment like "president of a billion dollar company or the sheriff"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senior citizens are committing more crimes, presumably to get better health care in prison
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Grass Valley hemp processing plant catches on fire; Cheetos and Mtn Dew en route
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Mon November 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's either evidence we need to repeal the 2nd Amendment or evidence we should abolish all laws because criminals don't follow them
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
County-owned BBQ Response Unit destroyed by drunk drivin' deputy
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
County-owned BBQ Response Unit destroyed by drunk drivin' deputy
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look at the tag and test your intuition. Did a surgeon or sheriff say the following? -- "We've changed the looks of his groin forever, if you know what I mean"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for using drugs while pregnant files lawsuit against sheriff's office because she wasn't pregnant, no matter what her little kid squealed about at time of arrest
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Local sheriff don't trust government much so he arrests Forest Service prescribed burn boss. Just let them all burn next time
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Search and rescue team in northern Michigan rescue hunter who fell into an icy river with the help of a very good boy. Fark: An 80-year old hunter
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Thu November 17, 2022
(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Indiana cop visits school to teach kids how to be police officers -- then shoots one of them. Well at least he was being honest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ALF frees over 10,000 minks from farm, last seen on his way back to Melmac
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ALF frees over 10,000 minks from farm, last seen on his way back to Melmac
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff Department members are on the scene of a "run and hit" incident
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Tue November 15, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Plane full of dogs makes emergency landing at third hole of Wisconsin golf course, avoids the ruff
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Tennessee man arrested for stolen gun he bought lawfully
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Fri November 11, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Police also provided a picture of a phallus spray-painted on a wall. News Channel 8 has chosen to withhold that image"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California megachurch leader and other members arrested for slowly murdering 11-year-old child
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Wed November 09, 2022
(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Two weeks after resigning after a 2019 racist tirade comes to light where he called his own deputies "black bastards", North Carolina sheriff is re-elected, because North Carolina
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat"
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Tue November 08, 2022
(KNWA Arkansas)
 
 
 
Shiatfaced after a wedding reception? Ask a deputy for a ride home. Or, if you ARE a deputy, just drive your unmarked official vehicle, containing 3 pistols, a rifle magazine and boxes of ammo. Surely that will work
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
This old man, he played one. He played knick knack on my thumb. With a knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. This old man's head never came rolling home
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Mon November 07, 2022
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY wanted their pizza
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cops: What's in your back pocket? Blind man: My walking stick. What are you a tyrant? Cop: Yes I am. You're under arrest. Blind man: For what? Cops: Resisting arrest
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC fugitive busted after vacationing cop spots him on vacation at Disney World
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you want to vote in America? You gotta get past the cops first
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man who set out to prove how easy it is to commit voter fraud about to prove how easy it is to be convicted of voter fraud
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for attempting to murder a house
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriffs Rosco P. Coltrane, J.W. Pepper, Elroy P. Lobo and Buford T. Justice don't much take to being called "good ol' boys" by that uppity Stacey Abrams
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office dresses Mounted Unit horses up in sheets for Halloween
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office dresses Mounted Unit horses up in sheets for Halloween
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Tue November 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sheriffs deny they targeted a bus from an HBCU on the Interstate for a search. Claim they ALWAYS have a drug sniffing dog with them when they pull a bus over for "improper lane change:"
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give a person a badge and suddenly they think they're a god, er, a "Constitutional Sheriff"
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Sat October 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
County inmate attacks detention deputies with Dalek arm
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Fri October 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The guns and meth are coming from inside the police station
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Semi driver sent to hospital for rolling coal
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: 8 HS football players suspended after an altercation at a football game. Fark: 8 high school football COACHES suspended after an altercation at a game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arkansas biker goes down in blaze of glory
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Who is monitoring the GPS ankle monitors? Maybe the records should be monitored for exceeding speed limits, and compared with locations of police chases and shootings
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Iowa Public Radio)
 
 
 
Iowa daughter accuses her dead father of being America's most prolific serial killer, killing up to 70 women and forcing her to dump their bodies in 100-foot well. All's not well that ends up in a well
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Racist sheriff who lost his job because of racism pins hopes on racism to get old job back
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Mon October 24, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Rainbow Roll contains crab, cucumber, avocado, salmon, tuna, shrimp, and yellowtail. The California Roll contains crab, cucumber, and avocado, and the specialty house roll contains cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, adderall, and oxycontin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man with meth, face tattoos and a stolen vehicle evades arrest by jumping into a river, somehow avoids gets eaten by alligators, gets arrested anyway
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Sat October 22, 2022
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Oregon sheriff arrests US Forest Service manager for the crime of managing the forest
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
After denying allegations of intimidation tactics being used by his department, Sheriff running for reelection arrests his opponent at their debate
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Thu October 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: idiot tries to smuggle fentanyl through LAX. Aggressive pearl clutching: fentanyl packed in candy wrappers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker proves his police badge is real by handing out fake police badges
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker proves his police badge is real by handing out fake police badges
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Wed October 19, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman dons beekeeper suit and takes a page from Oprah, releasing swarm of bees on sheriff's officers trying to serve her with an eviction notice
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Some of us grow up wanting to cure cancer, others wish to write the great American novel. Then there's Florida Man
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Tue October 18, 2022
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Absolutely nothing in this survey of American sheriffs will surprise you
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man impresses woman on first date with plane ride but the self-decapitation was a bit over the top. Get it? Over the top? I'll see myself out
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker now says he's got many badges... 'from all over Georgia'. Sh*t's getting real
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker now says he's got many badges... 'from all over Georgia'. Sh*t's getting real
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Up to 40 teens learn the hard way that tossing a barrel of fuel on a bonfire is a bad idea
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Polk County Sheriff brings us another Florida crime highlight: Hunting down a Good Samaritan
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Would-be thief or thieves lose in the opening round of "Are You Smarter Than An ATM?"
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The LA Police tells the Inspector General to pick up that can
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The LA Police tells the Inspector General to pick up that can
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Crime goes up while police funding goes up. You can't explain that
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Sun October 16, 2022
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Albuquerque sheriff's office designs new recruitment car to attract the white sort of candidates
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Albuquerque sheriff's office designs new recruitment car to attract the white sort of candidates
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Sat October 15, 2022
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Be sure to present your Tractor Supply rewards card when making a purchase with a stolen credit card
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway?
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Fri October 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Presumably, this is the only reason he didn't shoot her
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man goes to jail after his mother loses her head in front of grandkid
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Transported migrants may be on a path to citizenship because of DeSantis' flights, which was all part of the plan, right? Right?
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida experiencing a swarm of hoax active shooter calls at schools. If it accidentally stops a school shooter, then it will be more successful than anything else done so far
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It was simple possession for personal use, Your Honor
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Mon October 10, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Sir, we just saw your ass on the road. No, sir, this isn't a joke. Your ass is loose. Sir, calm down, we're just trying to hand your ass to you. Sir, profanity isn't necessary"
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