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Thu July 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Homeowners yell, "Have him die somewhere else," at lawncare-worker trying to save neighbor's life on their lawn. Florida tag crestfallen after selection of Murica tag in a tossup decision
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michigan sheriff alarms small-town clerks with his questions about election fraud, satanic masonic world takeover, and whereabouts of red Swingline stapler
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michigan sheriff alarms small-town clerks with his questions about election fraud, satanic masonic world takeover, and whereabouts of red Swingline stapler
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: you come home and find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool. What do you do? Before you answer, remember this: this was in Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Driver discovered passed out with vehicle running at an intersection gets arres ... hang on, he's a sheriff's office captain. On your way, Sir, and no need for a sobriety check *fist bump*
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington State residents: decisions on Constitutional law will henceforth be made by people who have met the requirements of being at least 21 and possessing a diploma or GED and then getting elected
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Couple ransacks, robs dollar store. No word on where they plan to retire with $27 worth of stolen treasure
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Tue July 20, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Last week: UAPs are curious but totally explainable. This week: yeah, about that, not so much
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Slower Horses
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Sun July 18, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Life is not a video game"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Death Race 2020: Not a sequel, for real
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Sat July 17, 2021
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
CA: Dispute between two pot growers leads to deadly shooting. If only there were a substance these people could have smoked that would have mellowed them out
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman's father-in-law pepper sprayed the NFL veteran. If he had also used mustard gas, Sherman would now be a seasoned veteran
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This is my rifle / this is my gun / this one's for fighting / and this one got caught by a zipper while I was in the bathroom
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He left" became "I found him in the bathtub" became "he's stuffed in my wall" became "you're gonna have to end this" becomes murder charge
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Tue July 13, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rhambo wants to be the next Los Angeles Sheriff, and draw first blood (I assume)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rhambo wants to be the next Los Angeles Sheriff, and draw first blood (I assume)
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Fri July 09, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Oh this is a good one. Crumpling a "Back the Blue" sign and throwing it in the trash while smirking at an ACAB lands a girl in jail for a "hate crime"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
The latest crime wave plaguing upstate New York: roving grease thieves. Thus far the criminals have proved slippery
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen gets into argument with Mom, wants to leave. Fark: While at highway speed
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you want to save someone from an opioid overdose it is better to give the person Narcan than shoot them up with Meth. You don't want to end up being charged with 3rd degree murder like this woman
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LA authorities seize over $1 billion in marijuana. Unknown whether the amount is the street value or just over-inflated 'cop math'
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Wed July 07, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into occupied house, toasts frozen waffles, does laundry before being confronted by homeowners, in what was no doubt the most tense 'Leggo my Eggo' standoff ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: Georgia man killed in tragic fireworks accident. Article: "The victim was holding the launch tube over his head when this tragic accident occurred"
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Man jumps into lake to retrieve bobber, becomes sinker
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Sun July 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Only a good kid with a gun can stop a bad kid with a gun
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man makes news by stealing news car
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WWL.com)
 
 
 
Use Instagram to find a dentist -- what could go wrong?
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(WWL.com)
 
 
 
Use Instagram to find a dentist -- what could go wrong?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy found guilty after prosecutors didn't sabotage their case this time
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Thu July 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Po-Po loves Tay-Tay because the DMCA allows cops to use pop music to avoid accountability
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Or are you just happy to see me?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bad: You accidentally pull over a real cop when playing fake cop. WAY worse: He immediately recognizes you because he responded to a domestic violence call involving you a couple of months ago
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida does... something right?
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A kayaker, a plastic tote, a human leg. Don't threaten me with a good time Cleveland
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Although if your first attempt failed because you were trying to post bail with counterfeit cash, you should probably just consider staying in there instead
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Mon June 28, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man calls to ask why he wasn't arrested, promptly gets arrested. Meth was a factor
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Man fights off rabid bobcat by twisting its paw, manages to escape without having to resort to nipple twisting or giving it a swirlie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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Sun June 27, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about
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Fri June 25, 2021
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Pawnee man arrested for burning American flag. This never would have happened in Eagleton
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-SNLer Laraine Newman testified that a friend had created an alibi for Durst in the Berman murder trial. Sounds like it might be a while before you see Limp Bizkit again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Redneck Rave' descends into throat slashing, impalements, and mass arrests. "We were like, 'Well, this doesn't bode well for the weekend.'"
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas police Lieutenant under suspension for one thing has now been fired for (checks notes) light treason
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What's the opposite of washing laundry called?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Redneck Rave turns into Redneck Rampage. Drew found passed out beside a bag of pork rinds
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oh sweet, Subby is finally going to get his dream of seeing cows jumping over things on motorcycles
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Tue June 22, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I was told there would be no $2.5 million meth
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
FEC thinks former Texas sheriff isn't shooting straight
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Wild wedding: Fists fly at a reception when unwanted guests try to steal beer
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Police warn drunken man stumbling around parking lot not to drive. He promptly tells them, Fark you I'm a State Trooper, I do what I want
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ken Paxton once returned a $1000 pen to another lawyer...after he got caught with it
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ken Paxton once returned a $1000 pen to another lawyer...after he got caught with it
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Sun June 20, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"Tractor rampage" would be a good band name
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"Tractor rampage" would be a good band name
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Fri June 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ungrateful couple traumatized by police raid which left a lovely abstract work of art on the walls and ceiling
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I told you so
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Wed June 16, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
When you are wanted on outstanding charges, it is ill advised to blast past a state trooper in a gas station parking lot. On a minibike. While carrying meth, marijuana, and Adderall pills
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
No mask, but plenty of bullets
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Mon June 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
♪ Sittin' on the dock of the bay . . . watching the Aaaaambulance sail away ♪
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(NPR)
 
 
 
1 dead, others injured in Minneapolis after man deliberately drives car into crowd of people protesting the police execution of yet another Black man. It's almost like passing laws around the country that encourage people to do that has consequences
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"January 6 was just the start"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man goes to Florida, finds out
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that
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Fri June 11, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another pantless Florida woman. Must be hot down there this week
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Thu June 10, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Cops: "We had to fire into the car multiple times because the driver had a gun." Passenger in the car: "He what now?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this point a chess player's time clock would be more useful for tracking days without a mass shooting in the US
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you've been going on numerous shoplifting sprees in Stafford County, VA while wearing animal onesies, the police would really like to have a word. And I'm not just talking about the Fashion Police, although they certainly want their turn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building?
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Biggest fan, my only fan
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Pilot arrested for buzzing over, nosediving toward crowd at Gulf Coast Jam Saturday, all to advertise his flight school. Lucky cops didn't shoot him down
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Wed June 09, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" doesn't mention anything about gators
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Tue June 08, 2021
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Surviving a crash, ejected from a car, lost and without support, instincts take over
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Sheriff Buford T. Justice still chasing Bandit forty-four years later and may soon have them in custody
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when a 14-year-old is accused of murder, but it really makes you wonder what the world is coming to when his mother tries to destroy the evidence
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Protip: When fleeing police, it's never a good idea to distract them by throwing a A: Smoke bomb? B: Firecracker? or C: Baby?
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Fri June 04, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Museum fire caused by ignited "dandelion fluff"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia's governor decides that maybe Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill shouldn't be sheriffing just right now, seeing as how he's under federal indictment for violating the civil rights of pre-trial detainees in his jail
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
It takes some balls to steal the sheriff's SUV from outside of his office. Brains not so much
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A Michigan Highland Park police detective is busted for selling fentanyl-laced heroin. Fark: Ten years ago she was fired by the Wayne County sheriff's department. Mega Fark: Wayne county fired her for helping felons smuggle drugs into prison
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anything's a kerfuffle at a political event if you're brave enough
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anything's a kerfuffle at a political event if you're brave enough
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man threatens to kill people over pornographic video. Then it gets very strange
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
How dare they
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Wed June 02, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Is there a Kidz Bop version of 'I fought the law'?
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Tue June 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Escaped Zebra avoids capture from Tennessee police for three hours. One officer threatens to 'Tase' it. Well it is half black
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Mon May 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Items seized from the home of a TX man accused of plotting a mass shooting at a Walmart: AR-15? Check. Copy of the "Turner Diaries"? Check. Neo-Nazi flag? Check. Confederate Flag? Check. Saudi Arabian Flag? Che- wait, what?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Distrust between law enforcement agencies results in some constitutional sheriffing
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Sat May 29, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Minnesota sheriff takes over pursuit at 40,320 furlongs/fortnight
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Fishing now carries the death penalty, at least according to these cops
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Fri May 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the assumed dead comes sweepin' down the plain ♫
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Great job, Tucker. Thanks a bunch
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Thu May 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman who drove car through COVID-19 vaccination tent yelling "no vaccine" will soon have "no freedom"
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Child porn distribution is a tough blemish for someone wanting to find a new job, especially for a former chief of police
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who attacked another woman at a Little Caesar's has been arrested for assault, kidnapping, and having horrible taste in pizza
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Reset the clock in San Jose, CA
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
God: "Kick him in the balls." Mark Samsel: "But my Lord, I shoul " God: "DID I FARKING STUTTER??"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Please note: in spite of ongoing efforts across the country, is still currently illegal to run over protesters in your car, as this North Carolina woman has found out
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
You know the drugs are good when the drug sniffing dog passes out
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Mon May 24, 2021
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Tyler Terry's Manhunt has ended. Madea has no comment
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(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Homeowner wanted to improve his view of the lake and mountain, so he contracted a tree service to butcher over 100 trees. Fark: Ouachita National Recreation Trail in Arkansas. The trees were NOT on his property
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In the buttocks
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Sat May 22, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
County Sheriff's office in Virginia asks residents who have chickens to register online, in case their chickens break free and endanger them or the community. Sheriff sounds like a chicken
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Fri May 21, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Today we find out where's Kyle and how tall he is
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Looks like BLM gets a new chant courtesy of Tennessee
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Thu May 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
You ever have your spouse do something that embarrasses you at work? Rochester mayor Lovely Williams has got you beat
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Virginia sheriff's deputy hulks out, lifts car off of trapped woman
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Don't know the difference between a Dodge Charger and a Dodge Challenger? Have trouble distinguishing grey from black? You just might murder the wrong person
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11-year-old avoided abduction and threw blue slime at attacker "to mark him" based on watching Law & Order SVU. Lazy dads everywhere rejoice in knowing that letting your kids watch inappropriate TV shows can really pay off. Suck it, moms
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hoarders just can't throw anything away
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Louisiana state troopers can be seen on a dark roadside stunning, punching and dragging a Black man to his death. Cop died in a crash a year later hours after finding out he'd be fired. WARNING: EXPLICIT VIOLENCE IN VIDEO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of all the shiats Sherlock never had, this one was never had the most
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over? Hello? HELLO? WAKE UP
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes Little Caesar's for a Chuck-E-Cheese and viciously attacks another woman, stomping on her head while everyone stands around and films
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
If finger guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have finger guns
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Tue May 18, 2021
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Two dead after Party Bus becomes Bang Bus
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Woman, probably tapping her finger on her head, refuses to tell the cops where she lives after admitting she cashed forged checks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's heading right away from us" found to be valid excuse for shooting by NC DA
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry hangry gator. This is a Wendy's
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Elect a racist clown as your sheriff, don't be surprised when the racial profiling circus comes to town
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You're not going to get a lot of repeat business if you shoot your customers in the head every time there is a dispute
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Tesla, engage autopilot mode." "Cop-seeking mode engaged." "Wait, that's not what I--" *CRASH*
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Some nimrod brings a possibly live mortar round into the local bar for show-and-tell. Naturally, it's the Nimrod Bar
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Not news: saw splits tree down the middle. Holy fark: collision with tree splits car down the middle
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
But officer, the sign said 95
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Sun May 16, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Most big-box "superstores" would think 16,000 square feet a bit on the small side, but apparently it's big enough to make a new pot store in Boston - the largest on the east coast. Spliffy tag is still misspelled
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Sat May 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Things have gone off the rails in Minnesota
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
K9 bites cow, SC deputy Tases K9, cow kicks deputy. Taah-daaah
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina gonna South Carolina
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
South Dakota Supreme Court to person whose home was destroyed by cops searching for a suspect that wasn't there, "Sucks to be you"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I see your burnt down Hummer and raise you a burnt down Pontiac with the driver still inside
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Could social media trolls face charges for interfering with murder investigation by posting false leads, fake evidence, harassing family members, case detectives?
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Could social media trolls face charges for interfering with murder investigation by posting false leads, fake evidence, harassing family members, case detectives?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, skydiving over Colorado, cool. OK maybe not if it's two aircraft and one deployed a parachute
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Wed May 12, 2021
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Cops, are you sure you got the right guy? Guy: *thumbs up*
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Estate of 54 year old man may want to seek refund from anger management class provider
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Family members clearing out their deceased father's home make a discovery that better have a damn good explanation but probably doesn't
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oregon cop fired for not arresting other Oregon cop who got fired
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Who takes a bomb to the Dollar Store? This guy
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tennessee police use multiple tasers to subdue agitated civilian, who is still alive only because he's half white
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
They brought a pistol to a water gun fight
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Kill your wife, refuse to drop your gun and get shot by deputies, bond out of jail, cut off your ankle monitor, hold a car salesman at knifepoint during a test drive, steal the car, and escape. That's how you start your search for the one-armed man
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Fri May 07, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I didn't shoot the sheriff, because he stole all the guns
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who among us has not been in the middle of Army Basic Training and said to ourselves "I'm going to take this rifle, hop the fence, steal a bus and get the hell out of here. My recruiter lied to me. This ain't like Call of Duty"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You mean the search warrant doesn't cover slamming a door into your car, sorry my bad
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Thu May 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Human remains found at Big Arm State Park identified, after authorities were initially stumped
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Jet skis: Crotch rockets of our waterways
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
What book do you bring to an arson?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former deputy admits to beating Black suspects for "sweet stress relief", dropping N-bombs, and wanting Blacks charged with felonies so they can't vote. But his lawyer says he "isn't a bigot or racist"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Michigan Sheriff's Deputy celebrating rare shooting two'fer
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The Clayton County, Georgia Sheriff's Office has had a bad week. The Sheriff was indicted, a prisoner escapes during transportation, and another prisoner has escaped during transportation today
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(KAAL-TV Austin)
 
 
 
Remember that bar owner on the lam? So did the authorities
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video voyeurism is illegal, can lead to jail time. So why did county jailers set up visitation cameras with clear view of inmate showers?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man was in his garage "surrounded by chainsaws" when police stopped to question him about chainsaw thefts. Lou seen taking notes on this fine police work
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boulder according to Boulder County Sheriff's Office"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Columbus OH officials ask DOJ to investigate their police force. "My dearest Merrick, Columbus is hell. It has been hours since the last killing and morale is low"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Medical examiner rules Marvin Scott's in-custody death as: A few officers are going to get a nice, long paid vacation
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops, claiming body cam video proves their Taser darts only hit suspect, didn't electrocute dog, forget electricity conducts
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops, claiming body cam video proves their Taser darts only hit suspect, didn't electrocute dog, forget electricity conducts
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Tue April 27, 2021
(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
Stealing moisturizer and women's underwear from Walmart is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Officer
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Brown's family has been informed that they will not be permitted to view the body cam footage until police have finished redacting it. Because, you know, that's totally something they should be allowed to do
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Supreme Court will hear a major NRA-backed gun rights case over a 1913 statute that limits New Yorkers from carrying concealed handguns while in public. Way to read the room guys
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who says police reform won't work? Newark, NJ, police department went through all of 2020 without firing a single shot
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas man had a burning desire to get arrested
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Confederate monuments have been coming down at a record pace since the murder of George Floyd
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In the continuing trend of "completely believable police statements," cop shot a Black man on the phone with 911 because he thought he had a gun to his head
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner in hiding will surrender herself if conditions are met. Why yes, this is covid-related
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner in hiding will surrender herself if conditions are met. Why yes, this is covid-related
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After the former Maryland medical examiner testified that Floyd maybe possibly died from carbon monoxide or a heart attack and not from Chauvin suffocating him, Maryland is re-examining every "in custody" death he signed off on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that you're allowed to film police while they brutalize civilians and murder minorities. Here's how to do it without hurting their fee-fees so they don't decide to come after you, too
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Louisiana state police ask Baton Rouge woman to give them the tracking device they put on her car back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia police officer fired after making an online donation to Kyle Rittenhouse. My God, where has this country gotten to when its law enforcement officers can't openly support murderous white supremacists anymore?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Skydiver's death blamed on contractor rigger. Actual quote: "We're sad but it's just like a car wreck or anything else. You have to go on," he said
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Only 1 in 5 medical examiners admit to covering up cop murders
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man steals Doritos truck and leads police on a chase ending just outside Enid OK. Hey he was just trying to get to Kirby Paint and Tile Plus
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't worry about parachute malfunctions. You have the rest of your life to deal with them
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They said the quiet part out loud
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(Some Amateur Lawyer)
 
 
 
From our good advice department: If you're driving around with 22 pounds of the best plant we have, make sure that you have plates on your vehicle. This is true even in Mendocino County, CA
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You're bl, I mean a rapper, you can't renew your CCW
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You're bl, I mean a rapper, you can't renew your CCW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts wants to pull the plug on Robinhood. Sheriff of Nottingham approves
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A hot take from Radical Far Leftist *checks notes* WTF that can't be correct, the words make sense but the journalist must've gotten the name and face wrong
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You'll no doubt be shocked that the "expert" who testified that George Floyd just happened to have a heart attack while Chavin's neck was on his knee, is being sued by the MD ACLU for covering up a similar police murder in MD when he was the ME
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Army Sgt. Jonathan Pentland charged with third-degree assault and battery for aggressively pursuing and shoving a black man who was just walking in their South Carolina neighborhood
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Army Sgt. Jonathan Pentland charged with third-degree assault and battery for aggressively pursuing and shoving a black man who was just walking in their South Carolina neighborhood
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Wed April 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
What we have all have been waiting for: Soldier charged after video of confrontation with Black man
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Potter: "Well, I screwed up, so I'll resign." Minnesota State Government: "Not so fast"
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Tue April 13, 2021
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
After being tried in the court of public opinion for years, Kristin Smart's killer will finally get his chance at being tried in an actual Courthouse now
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Life is not like Monopoly. If a bank, or brokerage, makes a mistake in your favor, you're supposed to give it back. Not transfer it to another account and buy a house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence signs lifetime contract
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently in the Sunshine State, if you are an average shmuck who gets arrested, cops will gleefully tweet out your mugshot before you've even been so much as charged with a crime, but if you are a state official, that's protected information
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, there is a reason it's called DEATH Valley
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: How does a man shoot at the police while his gun is in his waistband and the clip is still full after his death? A: NTIFA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are people out there just now noticing the rich get special treatment
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
LA Sheriff says Tiger Woods rollover accident due to gritty reboot of Keanu Reeves/Sandra Bullock action film
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(MSN)
 
 
 
LA Sheriff says Tiger Woods rollover accident due to gritty reboot of Keanu Reeves/Sandra Bullock action film
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During Jeopardy final round, contestant answers with only question that matters to guest host Aaron Rodgers
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You keep using that term...I do not think it means what you think it means
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Utica man celebrates release from jail by going to Walmart, stealing a pellet gun and attempting to steal two cars. Not sure but that might be called steaming hams
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"High school senior fatally shot by friend during target practice". Well, it's safe to say the friend REALLY needed the practice, then
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
OMG, there's an active shooter at work and they're barricaded in an office. JK, April Fools
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked man strolling in street at 1 AM told cops he was doing "walk of shame" for cheating on wife
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been two weeks since that mass shooting at Atlanta spas. How many more mass shootings do you think have happened in America since then? Guess your number, then click the link
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Wed March 31, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County sheriff says detectives have determined what caused Tiger Woods to crash his SUV, but they aren't going to tell you
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Stray tire kills one police officer and injures another along with a civilian, before being taken into custody without incident. Betty Whitewall
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Anti-Vax Constitutionalist group protests at a hospital, where no arrests were made. Naturally they want the county sheriff to be removed anyway
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
If you lose your hotel key, just call the front desk for a new one. Don't try to climb through the window. Symptoms include fatigue, loss of breath. Death may result
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CBS 17)
 
 
 
44 lbs of meth, 16 lbs of cocaine found along with guns in a North Carolina home. C'mon guys, this is like a Wednesday here in Florida
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Citing known liar Andy Ngo, Fox News headline breathlessly claims "heavily armed" "Antifa rioters" "descended' on the Capitol building in Salem Oregon. TFA and by "heavily armed" we mean "a couple of guys with paint balloons and laser pointers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not getting too old for this sh*t
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2020 Democrat turned Republican Jeff Van Drew won re-election by smearing his opponent as anti-cop. Gonna be harder to do with his 2022 opponent: An ex-cop himself, who as a teen was wrongly beaten and shot by cops in a case of mistaken identity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kite surfing done wrong: They find your body in another country
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Sat March 27, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"There are no signs of foul play, but the death is considered suspicious." ORLY, Deputy Obvious?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man loitering in empty lot in stolen car refuses police officers orders to exit the vehicle and is able to flee to steal two additional vehicles. Still at large. Betty White is correct
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Thu March 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What does it take for a number 1 draft pick lineman to be out of the NFL in 1 year? Decision making like this
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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