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Sat August 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shark attacks are "the new normal for New Yorkers." But we don't care unless they'll have frikin' laser beams attached to their heads
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Wed August 10, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Small town votes out mayor for his underwater hotel scheme. No word yet whether he'll go quietly or release the sharks with lasers
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget about Sharknado, here comes Sharkcano
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Sat August 06, 2022
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Maybe it was just vacationing in Belize?
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Fri August 05, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
At Pismo Beach shark jumps you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
At Pismo Beach shark jumps you
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Thu August 04, 2022
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meth Fishing: All fun and games until you reach your shark limit
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meth Fishing: All fun and games until you reach your shark limit
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(Comics Beat)
 
 
 
"The DCEU is fine, if by fine you mean a flaming dumpster fire perched on the edge of a volcano full of poison sharks"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What is the alternative monkeypox treatment? Sharks?
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Candygram"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Candygram"
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mukbang: Jaws Edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mukbang: Jaws Edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat July 30, 2022
(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
South Carolina has had enough of shark week and decides it's time for snake week
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sharks moving to the midwest for that corn-fed taste. NOM NOM NOM
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Did you hear about the shark ghost? It vanished into fin air. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, the last one for July
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Did you hear about the shark ghost? It vanished into fin air. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, the last one for July
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Tue July 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now scientists are telling us that sharks are "millions of years older than dinosaurs." And yet, they're still sharks. They never evolved into anything. Like bananas. Now do you see? Now is it clear?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now scientists are telling us that sharks are "millions of years older than dinosaurs." And yet, they're still sharks. They never evolved into anything. Like bananas. Now do you see? Now is it clear?
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Maybe it was on vacation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. Shark Week is here again. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you pretend to enjoy it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. Shark Week is here again. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you pretend to enjoy it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and wiped out: sharkbite while surfing. New oceanic porcine threatness: boar attack
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Thu July 21, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teenagers are so manky, even sharks can't eat them
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Should Matt Berry be afraid now that Americans are officially obsessed with him? And should he host shark week?
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♪ Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Get off my lawn
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♪ Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Ancient shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ Get off my lawn
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Mon July 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Long Island is having quite the Big shark problem this year, but it also is having a small shark problem. It seems the water is teeming with juvenile sharks who think your feet are fish
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Long Island is having quite the Big shark problem this year, but it also is having a small shark problem. It seems the water is teeming with juvenile sharks who think your feet are fish
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 17 is finicky, as in: The shark avoids swimming near the sewage treatment plant because it makes his finicky
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Alpacas may hold the key to preventing all COVID-19 variants, but Llama get back to you when all the facts are in
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Sat July 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jaws V: The Canuckening
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Jaws V: The Canuckening
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Having failed to find any nourishment, it moved on from Florida and Texas
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sharks need vacations too
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Thu July 14, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fifth shark attack in two weeks leaves man injured. Why is he still in the water?
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Wed July 13, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A shark is trying to eat people at Long Island beaches, but apparently he's not very good at it
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
If Shark Week has not kept you out of the water, the Shark Week Blimp might keep you out for good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dapper fellows wearing tuxedos will obviously snub less than gourmet fish
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this CT scan of a hammerhead shark
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17-year-old former cheerleader and tennis player to lose leg after shark attack, which is also horrible even when you're not a former cheerleader and tennis player. Bonus: She punched the shark
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Mon July 04, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"We have never had an incident like this occur", and those beaches will be open, this is gonna be the best summer we ever had
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is the ideal movie to watch on the Fourth of July? Other than The Naked Gun
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shark week is starting early this year
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Fri July 01, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS .... Shark: Challenge accepted ... [CHOMP]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Du nuh... Du nuh... Du nuh
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Look out Sharknado, here comes the Batnadoes
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Subby sees that while we have flying sharks with Sharknados, he also sees a need to feed them. Via lasers attached to your own frikkin head
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
You know what else was mega about prehistoric monster shark Megalodon? And what do you mean 'is'?
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
You know what else was mega about prehistoric monster shark Megalodon? And what do you mean 'is'?
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Shark of the Earth' is new 'Chicken of the Sea' for all you Tremors fans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Money Me)
 
 
 
The lawyers aren't the only voracious sharks in the courtroom
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Monkeypox has reached Australia; discovery of drop-bearpox, sharkpox, and NOPEpox will soon be announced
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaahamas. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, fire away
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers indicate Great White killed off Megaladons, Rhode Island metalheads
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Tue May 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great white sharks may have condemned Megalodon to extinction...by outeating them
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
First white shark sighting of season off Nantucket. They are probably going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites them in the ass
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Wed May 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA cameras have captured the eruption of Sharkcano, which I guess means there's another one of those damn sequels coming
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Mon May 23, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
If life is going to imitate art, why does it always have to be a sci-fi B-movie with sharks living inside a volcano?
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...here come the drones
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...here come the drones
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
One of the naughty kids with the cardboard shark fin in "Jaws" grew up and is now Police Chief of an oceanfront Massachusetts town. It's the circle of life
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Tue May 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A dust-filled story involving a lost baseball card collection, a shark attack victim and the internet finally being used for something good
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Sat May 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's as though "Deep Blue Sea" and "Sharknado" had a baby, and the baby was left in a hot car for a few days
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devil Shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What's going on? It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is deflating like an orange mushroom during Shark Week, so the liberal media would like to remind everyone that this time the stock market IS the economy
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Tue May 03, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just when you thought there was enough oxygen in the water. The Namibian seal rescue guys take a break from rescuing seals to rescue a bunch of beached sharks
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Mon April 25, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Move over landshark, alligator is at the front door
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Can't you feel 'em closing in, honey? Can't you feel 'em schooling around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right, and you're the only restaurant in town ♫ ♪
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