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Sun July 05, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man killed by shark attack near Fraser Island. DEAR *GOD*, NILES
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man killed by shark attack near Fraser Island. DEAR *GOD*, NILES
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a shaaaark Suck my d i i i i i i i i i i i i
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cape Cod officials assure visitors that the beaches are open
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mystery unmanned craft seen off Florida may be secret spy vessel ...or a new shark species that goes by the name SHARC
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark will be a TV series, doo, doo, doo
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I like tried lifting my leg up out of the water and saw, 'Oh my god it's a five foot shark attached to my leg'. The pressure was so intense. I was trying to pry its mouth open"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
The ... cutest ... just-born ... baby ... sloths ... you ... will ... see ... all ... day
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unlike their cousins who will swim 1000s of miles in a year, Tanzanian whale sharks tend to hang out around Mafia Island - they like this thing of ours
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unlike their cousins who will swim 1000s of miles in a year, Tanzanian whale sharks tend to hang out around Mafia Island - they like this thing of ours
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Other fish run from bigger things. That's their instinct. But this fish doesn't run from anything. He doesn't fear
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists surprised to find great white sharks aren't mostly eating people
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
If your farm has sheep, you have a border collie. If you are farming catfish, you get a trained snake
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
If your farm has sheep, you have a border collie. If you are farming catfish, you get a trained snake
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Some Surfer Dude)
 
 
 
Australia. Everything on that continent will kill you. And stay out of the water, too
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(Some Surfer Dude)
 
 
 
Australia. Everything on that continent will kill you. And stay out of the water, too
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everybody calm down. We only need to worry when the warm Caribbean water precipitates sharknado and they mate into a mutant species of killer super pests with really sharp teeth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Greeks threw down their shields and picked up inflatable gators, and a shark
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Ennio Morricone and John Williams honored by sharks, nameless men, galaxies far far away, and more for striking so many classic notes
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well maybe if one of them ever spent a few seconds learning how to find a clitoris
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well maybe if one of them ever spent a few seconds learning how to find a clitoris
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
↑↑↓↓←→←→BA Suuuuuuck my diiiiiick
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
↑↑↓↓←→←→BA Suuuuuuck my diiiiiick
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eight cute animals that are more violent than you thought
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
And this headline keeps you safe from Tigers, Sharks and tornadoes
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just your typical championship ring: diamonds, rubies, baby shark, team logo...wait, go back one
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
Video
 
Scientists discover underwater tornado. Bemoan lack of sharks
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Squish Days bring hippo, shark, and unicorn hugs to nursing home during coronavirus pandemic, because what better way is there to make someone think they're hallucinating from a high fever than to be attacked by an inflatable shark
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rescue a whale stuck in shark nets? That's a fine for net tampering and whale-touching
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Surfer killed by shark was said to be passionate about the sport, delicious
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
According to official DC comics canon, Keanu Reeves has had sex with a shark
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
SeaWorld stock price dives as revenue plunges more than expected. Sharks could start circling if this continues
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Spotters along the Gulf of Mexico report seeing rare, endangered whale shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Spotters along the Gulf of Mexico report seeing rare, endangered whale shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
"I felt suction behind me and a little bit of movement under my feet. I looked behind me and I was only a foot away." Was it A) Roomba B) shark or C) mine sinkhole
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Move over Coney Island, there is a new top dog and it comes from a land of ice and fire
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Did California open its beaches too early? Let's ask this shark
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
This place has everything. It's got good bones for your own personal justice league, and plenty of room if you'd prefer for your henchmen. Also lots of pool space for your sharks or gators
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm a DOG SHARK. I'm a DOG SHARK. Suck my DIIIIIIIICK
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fossil evidence proves cold-blooded frogs lived on warm Antarctica, down is up
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway's surfers are going viral, confident in the fact that they may lose toes to frostbite, but not sharks
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant 'teenager' shark from the days of the dinosaurs identified from vertebrae remains, embarrassment of parents
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant 'teenager' shark from the days of the dinosaurs identified from vertebrae remains, embarrassment of parents
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock, but a star of 'Shark Tank' tried to sell N95 protective masks to Florida at a very inflated price
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Captain pleads guilty to throwing stowaways into shark-infested waters." No, this is not a repeat from 1860
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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Wed April 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
That time a shark choked and Harrison Ford won The Masters
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
♫Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark♫
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Tue March 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
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If social distancing wasn't bad enough, now you can wash your hands to Baby Sharks new song
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Many shark scientists are still torn on personal shark deterrents and their effectiveness of keeping sharks at bay." Some are even torn to pieces
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Politics UK)
 
 
 
Some would say Churchill. Others would say Palmerston. Who is the current British Prime Minister's political hero? The mayor from Jaws
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Wed March 11, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Five games are on tap for Wednesday Night Hockey, with Sharks-Blackhawks at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN, Also on are Jets-Oilers, Blues-Ducks, Rangers-Avalanche, and Senators-Kings. What game are you watching? Drop the gloves and discuss to your right
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Sun March 08, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Seven games for Sunday Hockey, highlighted by the Hurricanes-Penguins, Blues and Blackhawks (7:30 PM ET on NBCSN), and Avalanche-Sharks (10:00 PM ET on NBCSN), plus lots of other afternoon action. What game are you watching?
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