Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Sexual intercourse'
Fri February 03, 2023
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough
source: fox59.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
Bad luck: Getting killed in a motorcycle wreck. Worse luck: Your penis ends up in a gas station parking lot
source: wcti12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 28, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gen Z wants you to know that they're interested in sex, not disinterested, their sneaky links apps for casual boinking should have told ya
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 25, 2023
(GQ)
 
 
 
The last honest businesses [NSFW]
source: gq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 22, 2023
(Some Excited Guy)
 
 
 
For when you are ready to, you know, what should be on your playlist? The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling frisky this week, if you know what I mean and I think you do
source: tonestart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 21, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boofin' Brett Kavanaugh gets a Sundance Surprise Deep Dive, which is not a euphemism for a drinking game
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 20, 2023
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's International Fetish Day. Let's all pay tribute to the fetishes we all have weird or no
source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 18, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife's lover described her as dynamite in bed; but with me she's one of those little white pop thingies you give young kids on the 4th of July that are duds half the time. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 17, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: While I have no actual evidence that he's done anything wrong, the ads I'm seeing on my fiance's computer have led me, an internet detective of the highest order, to strongly suspect malfeasance. How should I confront him?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex on Channel 4
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 13, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Sex robots won't be as huge as everyone thinks." Presumably, the built-in vibrators make up for size?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Sex robots won't be as huge as everyone thinks." Presumably, the built-in vibrators make up for size?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Female penis-like structure, male vagina-like opening, 70 hours of copulation, bat poop, semen balloon (that also serves as food), micro-CT scanning, caves. Shoot, the right fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Replika chatbot that's "always here to listen and talk" if you're lonely, is also apparently lonely. And horny. And into domination. Surprisingly, people have a problem with this
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Pharmacy employee refuses to fill orders for birth control citing 'religious belief'. News: Was fired for refusing to perform job. Fark: Former employee is now suing on the grounds of 'religious intolerance'
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 12, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Penis hair
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've become obsessed tracking my wife's vibrator"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 11, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
All has no pants
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Danny Masterson: "Well, at least I'm available for 'That '90s Show'." LA District Attorney: "Not so fast"
source: consequence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 10, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Savage or ChatGPT?
source: savage.love   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nashville Cop fired after having inappropriate sexual relations with 6 other on-duty cops. In a row
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 09, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the LA sentencing looming, Harvey Weinstein's looking at 18 more years in prison. Or six weeks, depending on the accounting
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
You know a dude ghost wrote an article as a woman when he says your urethra is your "G-Spot". Protip: it's the P spot
source: redbookmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 08, 2023
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This should be obvious to anyone who knows a man. Ric Romano reports
source: sciencealert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 04, 2023
(Evie)
 
 
 
Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs
source: eviemagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 31, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The sexiest, steamiest, horniest movies of 2022 to get your libido going
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were living on the edge in the 70s, thinking life was all sweet emotion, well dream on
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
"My ex told me I was packing a lil' smokey and not a bun-length bratwurst, so I have been afraid to have sex because I won't measure up. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 28, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tickets might be cheap but look out for the two drink minimum
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 26, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Travel warning for people thinking about going to the UK: The Brits appear to be in the middle of a risky sex epidemic that involves a lot of fugly sex in public. Bring eye bleach (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 23, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to sell your used vibrator when social media companies won't let you advertise it
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the arbitrator is a fan of beating women too
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 22, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My ex-wife thinks my new girlfriend is too ugly. What do?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not that any of you will listen, but you shouldn't masturbate with the Christmas ornaments
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Less Horny Men Die Younger. So do your part to extend your life today boys
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harvey found guilty on three counts of forcing his Weinstein on a model in 2013
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 16, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Not a good surprise
source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 15, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Hieroglyphics discovered on area man's face
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 14, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Kermit intrigued, Mrs. Piggy devastated. ///Wharrr weiners tag
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 13, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tucker and Marge are shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that you can buy butt plugs and dildos at Target and CVS
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 12, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Christian Walker has set phasers to DESTROY EVERYTHING for those who want to blame him for his father's loss
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 09, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
France to provide free birth control to everyone under 25. You know, in case Leo DiCaprio decides to visit
source: france24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 06, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sexy bedtime routine has become too much, far too much. How do I stop doing it?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 05, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax
source: fox13news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Catfishing was an Olympic sport, this New Zealand man might take the gold for managing to swindle a police car
source: rnz.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 03, 2022
(Variety)
 
Weeners
 
Weinstein trial gets nuts
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 02, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon robotic sex toy pioneer appears to have shot its load
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 01, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You mean I'm supposed to feel this way?
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Hopefully you don't need a dick splint, so anyway here's everything you need to know about penis pumps
source: medicalnewstoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It turns out they are the groomers they've been looking for
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
Weeners
 
He's baaaack
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns cut Dobbs. Rest of F-Troop looking over their shoulders
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm less concerned about my husband having a mistress than I am about her revealing his wedgie fetish" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 25, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You must marry your rapist or be punished in Qatar. GQP taking notes
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
Hero
 
Man secures legal right to be boring
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the "perks" of working at Yeezy was apparently exclusive screenings of Kim/Kanye amatuer porn videos
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get busy once a week if you want a long life. Subby says "I wish"
source: thehealthy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 18, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Help make a vas deferens in global population - celebrate World Vasectomy Day
source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says he would rather pay strangers for sex than have sex with me. Should I start to charge him?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 16, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Danny Masterson declines testifying in his own defense at rape trial, preferring to let his work speak for itself
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Insider)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom's wife exchanges testes with Harvey Weinstein's lawyer, or something
source: insider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I'm a Farker
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Paul Haggis Found Liable on All Counts in Civil Rape Trial"
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Paul Haggis Found Liable on All Counts in Civil Rape Trial"
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm 25 and really like leg warmers. Why can't I get a man?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pimp outside motel drives on wrong side of street to inform trio of attractive sex workers that he'll make them "real money," ignoring the First Rule of Attractive Sex Worker Club
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Insider)
 
 
 
There's no normal amount of sex you should be having which is great news for all Farkers that have none at all
source: insider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty sued for minor infraction
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty sued for minor infraction
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Should have stuck with 'I like leg warmers'
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy's defamation lawsuit so now it's totally legal to claim Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women. Also, Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you happen to see the teen who killed her (alleged) rapist and then fled custody, feel free to report her... or not
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 06, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Does that song make you randy, baby? Here comes the hot, steamy science
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 04, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
South Dakota senate candidate accused of grooming, raping child family member. Of course he's a Republican, like you had to ask?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Becki Falwell said her adultery with pool boy 'gave her a rush'
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 02, 2022
(Vice)
 
Boobies
 
Tumblr has decided to make money again
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we have DNA evidence, but we're not gonna test it." And that's how Maurice spent 38 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 28, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
That 70's rape case continues. This week: You can't stop a Scientology terror campaign anymore than you can stop Danny Masterson from having anal with you
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 25, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein's lawyers are using the tried and true "Call the governor's wife a bimbo" defense. Let's see how it works out for him
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 24, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Good news: HR agrees to fire your abhorrent sexually predatory coworker. Bad news: you'll need to avoid them in your 2-pod space capsule for 5 more years, until you return to Earth
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun October 23, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Blood pressure medication is destroying my sex life. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 22, 2022
(Ms. Magazine)
 
 
 
Farkers are always responsible, as it goes safely into their trusty cotton sock
source: msmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I like beer" might work if you're a Supreme Court nominee, but "I like teenage girls" isn't going to work anywhere
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PsyPost)
 
Weeners
 
Pornography is not to blame for lack of boners, research finds
source: psypost.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed October 19, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dog finds briefcase full of sex toys. If it's yours, please come claim it
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police abandon informant, allowing drug dealer to rape her twice. Court lets dealer out on bail. Dealer doesn't show up for trial. Hey Louisiana justice system, admit the dealer's your best bud
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 17, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey claims on the stand that his dad was a Neo-Nazi, that we see deadly sins on every street corner and tolerate it. Well, not anymore. He's setting the example. What he's done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed...forever
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Insider)
 
 
 
Down by the river
source: insider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 15, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Aryan vs. Predator
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 14, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
26
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 13, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
People who viewed sex as a leisure activity watched, enjoyed more, better sex during the pandemic
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Finally, an allergy no Farker will ever have to worry about
source: iflscience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed October 12, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: My bf and I enjoy sexting during the workday, and I like pleasuring myself with makeshift dildos from my desk that are about the size of a lipstick tube. The other day I got one stuck up in there, though. Should I buy a better work dildo?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 11, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein waves at prospective jurors, looks longingly at female ones
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover promised me everything but he's still with his family. This has been going on for 16 years. Should I keep waiting?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein's LA trial gets the green light
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.