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Tue July 05, 2022
		Good afternoon, creative Farkers. Here's your Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, hobbies, inspirations, and crafts source: fark.com \| share:	43
		BoJo's career circling the drain as two of his potential rivals for PM resign from his cabinet over his "mistake" in selecting an accused sex offender as deputy chief whip source: bbc.com \| share:	112
		Germany publishes data on first five years of gay marriage. Overall, the rate of same sex marriages dropped by about 12 percent. So there should be no more gay marriages in like 40 years source: dw.com \| share:	59
		Today's Slatesplanation: A deep, penetrating analysis on whether or not a Hulk can have sex source: slate.com \| share:	67

Sun July 03, 2022
		Victoria PD reveals suspects in B.C. bank robbery shootout that injured six officers were twins. Not the hot sexy kind of twins, but the incel shooty kind source: king5.com \| share:	35

Fri July 01, 2022
		American companies wring the lifeblood from US citizens in ways that are illegal in most of the civilized world, and profit from exporting the output. This is not a metaphor source: cnbc.com \| share:	48
		Good looking and rich woman facing charges for attacking a 14 year old. 4 times in one day. Let's guess how much jail time she will get source: nypost.com \| share:	150

Thu June 30, 2022
		Hells Angels founder dies, somehow peacefully source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	90
		Monkeypox is showing up in San Francisco wastewater source: ktvu.com \| share:	87
		"The strange search for dinosaur genitals." Subby's too petrified to make a joke about the hardness of this quest source: bbc.com \| share:	8

Wed June 29, 2022
		CNN's helpful tips for how to have a respectful and productive conversation with misogynistic Christofascists who see all women as sexual property and all secularism as an enemy to be assimilated and/or destroyed source: cnn.com \| share:	150
		R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years for luring kids for sex. I believe he can fry source: people.com \| share:	145
		Texas's top lawman, AG Ken Paxton floats recriminalising sex between men in the state. Says he's just doing his job upholding the Constitution source: 9news.com.au \| share:	182

Tue June 28, 2022
(Some chick)		Fellas, it doesn't matter if you got a long dong as long as you know how to waddle in her twaddle source: thescienceofsex.substack.com \| share:	31

Mon June 27, 2022
		This fungi is having sex. Why you should care source: phys.org \| share:	13
		No rapes have ever occurred, especially in North Carolina's 3rd Congressional District according to a candidate to take over Louie Gohmert's spot as the dumbest member of Congress source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	90

Sun June 26, 2022
		Johnny Sex Final game six, will there be yakety sax, calls that sucks or just colorful socks... Cup on the line a second time, puck drop at 8:00 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	1075
		Lindsey Graham (R) assures us the Supreme Court will not reconsider opinions protecting same-sex relationships, marriage equality or access to contraceptives, forgets to add "if the US manages to fix the court before they get to it" source: axios.com \| share:	229
		Senator James "Uncanny Valley" Lankford, under oath: "Why yes, 13-year-old girls are capable of consenting to sex" source: apnews.com \| share:	219
		People are drawn to others who smell like them. No wonder everyone in "Spaceballs" was surrounded by assholes source: france24.com \| share:	8
		Doesn't matter, had sex on CCTV (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	55
		20 years after the fact, Anita Hill received a voicemail from Ginni Q. Terrorist demanding that she apologize to Justice Hate Toad for outing him as a sexual harasser source: yahoo.com \| share:	103

Fri June 24, 2022
		Two teams, one Cup.. Mile high 1st potential last game of the season toying with both The Cup [yay] & The Bergman [spits] in the building for all your Johnny Sex cheering or booing needs.. 1st puck drops at 8:00 PM ET. Lets do that hockey from there source: nhl.com \| share:	610

Thu June 23, 2022
		Sign at movie theater: Sorry for the same-sex kissing scene in "Lightyear", we will do all we can to fast forward thru it. Was the theater in (A) Saudi Arabia, (B) Iran, or (C) Oklahoma source: independent.co.uk \| share:	101
		Grindr has a new category for men who want you to get off their back source: theguardian.com \| share:	87

Wed June 22, 2022
		Johnny Sex Cup Game 4: Pride and Prejudice and Goonjuice. Will Darcy be able to Bolt Elizabeth into bondage, or will the Nordiques return to Pemberly one win away from Lord Stanley's Cup and the Booing of the Bergman? Let's do that hockey, 8 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	734
		So did you ever wonder why Dan Snyder turned down such a gracious invitation to testify before Congress? Wonder no more source: espn.com \| share:	18
		Hi everybody, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such nature documentaries as "Amazing Sexual Weapons", and "Thick Heads are for Ramming" source: science.org \| share:	13

Tue June 21, 2022
		Bill Cosby guilty of sexual assault. Again source: theguardian.com \| share:	57
		A record number of LGBTQ candidates are running for Congress. GOP counters by running a record number of candidates who want to have sex with underage girls source: axios.com \| share:	30
		Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	23

Mon June 20, 2022
		In not unexpected decision by not unprejudiced judges, Osaka court rules same-sex marriage bans "not unconstitutional" source: asiaone.com \| share:	42
		Johnny Sex Cup Game 3: The Spring Breakening. Will home ice let the Bolts scratch out a win or will the Avs hang 10 on them? Will Darcy be able to maintain his Lightning focus or will Lydia & Wickham stir up more drama with their BS? Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	656
		No sex please, we're Qatari (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	30
		"I moved back in with my parents and learned they're polyamorous. I don't approve of their lifestyle. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	57
		Topless sunbather goes tête-à-tit with police in Quebec source: montreal.ctvnews.ca \| share:	109

Sat June 18, 2022
		Darcy has returned from Pemberly, but is his mind still on Elizabeth Bennet? Will Wednesday's loss just be Tampa's usual Game 1 slump for these playoffs or something more? Can Game 2 match Game 1's thrills? The Johnny Sex Cup Finals return @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	684

Fri June 17, 2022
		CDC issues new monkeypox guidance, including maintaining social distancing while masturbating source: nypost.com \| share:	64

Thu June 16, 2022
		Senior Military official in Canada who retired early and headed to Ukraine may have been less motivated by a sincere desire to help the fight against Russia, and more wanting to get out of town before the sexual assault charges dropped source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	28
		Heart wood source: statnews.com \| share:	7
		Southern Baptists vote to fight for sexual abuse. Er, sorry. Vote to fight sexual abuse source: npr.org \| share:	77

Wed June 15, 2022
		If you're enjoying the 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' series but also enjoy an active sex life, here's an explanation of how a major character cheated death source: aiptcomics.com \| share:	37
		Are you extra sexy and you don't even know it? source: livescience.com \| share:	17
		After a nigh interminable layoff, the Bolts & Avs finally go at it for Johnny Sex Cup. Will Lightning strike thrice? Will Darcy be playing for the Avs or have matters of the heart taken him to Hertfordshire? Will our livers survive? Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	852
		Monkeypox virus transmitted via close interpersonal contacts and isn't a sexually transmitted disease, says WHO after reports that the virus was found in the semen of patients. In case exchanging semen didn't qualify as close interpersonal contact source: globalnews.ca \| share:	80

Tue June 14, 2022
		South African politicians argued over GOOD sex parties. Who knew there were BAD sex parties source: iol.co.za \| share:	37

Mon June 13, 2022
		Sexy bridges that are fun to cross? That's my infrastructural fetish source: jalopnik.com \| share:	79
		Saudi Arabia and U.A.E. ban Pixar's 'Lightyear' for saying, and showing, gay source: variety.com \| share:	38

Sun June 12, 2022
		This London lounge wants to make punch "sexy" again. No, really source: foodandwine.com \| share:	36

Sat June 11, 2022
		Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 6. The Rags face elimination and Subby isn't going to pretend to be neutral. Go Margot's boys, tie up the series, we want maximum Johnny Sex Cup. Go Game 7, goonjuice, & bonus hockey. Pucks @ 8pm ET, day drinking much earlier source: nhl.com \| share:	592
		Don't care, haven't had sex in 250,000 years source: cbc.ca \| share:	18

Fri June 10, 2022
		"I bought my husband a dog so he'd be closer to me. All he's done is ignore me and dote on the dog" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	32

Thu June 09, 2022
		Sometimes you just need to get away from your ex really fast source: science.org \| share:	6
		Can the Lightning pull a Snake Plissken, escape New York with the series lead? Or will the home fans need a cigarette after the Rangers Johnny Sex another home win? Anthem at 8:00PM ET.. Puck drops & penalties shortly after, hockey, let's do that source: nhl.com \| share:	485
		Wizards take notes in you golem/homonculous/sexbot spellbook source: youtube.com \| share:	10
		Report: Sex helps men live longer. Granted, only about 2 minutes longer, but longer nonetheless (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	79
		"Super rare unicorn kitten" adopted a bit early for Caturday; Subby's male tortie glares at her like the Aggrieved Girlfriend from the meme source: yahoo.com \| share:	72
		The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a bumper crop for this year's Nick Cannon baby harvest source: uproxx.com \| share:	14
		Prosecutors want R. Kelly to piss off for 25 years source: nme.com \| share:	10
		Tackling taboo topics in a conservative country, one vasectomy festival and condom-blowing competition at a time source: theguardian.com \| share:	2

Wed June 08, 2022
		Rep Ted Lieu (D-ontgiveafark) takes to the House floor to read into the record everything Jesus said about homosexuality source: twitter.com \| share:	167
		Think sexting is FUBAR now? Your Grandma was BURMA, shaved source: lifehacker.com \| share:	8
(Only Sky)		Preacher, who is in no way a self loathing closeted gay man, calls for the execution of all homosexuals. You know, just like Jesus said source: onlysky.media \| share:	146
		World's first sex robot doll given 'Glasgow accent', but the buried lede is how much the CEO looks like a CEO of a sex robot company source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	35

Tue June 07, 2022
		Dustin Johnson: "I would rather take several hundred million dollars from homicidal maniacs than earn my money on the PGA Tour." No word how Paulina Gretzky will make this sexy on Instagram source: mediaite.com \| share:	23
		Multiple lead changes, buckets of goals, OT; last night's Johnny Sex Cup game was great. Hopefully the Bolts & Rags can produce a tumultuous & terrific Tuesday as a decent followup. Tampa tries to tie it & NY seeks a stranglehold. Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	460
		Is Dan Savage right about being GGG? Here comes the science source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	11
		Is it possible you don't have a higher libido but are no longer attractive to him? source: theguardian.com \| share:	20
		Since Johnnie Cochran is no long available to deploy his famous "Wookie defense", Bill Cosby's lawyers go with the "Donkey Kong Defense" at this civil sexual assault trial source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	50

Mon June 06, 2022
		Jacob Hoggarded source: cbc.ca \| share:	9
		Johnny McSex Cup gets the brooms prepared as the Avs go for the sweep against the Oilers. Can McJesus resurrect Edmonton's fortunes, if only for 1 game? Will matters at Pemberley prevent Darcy from taking the net for Colorado? Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	888
		Stoney McTeensex gets two years in the pokey source: eonline.com \| share:	21
		A new report says transgender and sexual minority teens are at high risk of suicidal thoughts and attempts - IN CANADA. No telling how bad it really is in the rest of the "civilized" world source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	9
		"Does this used pregnancy test prove my wife cheated on me?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	20

Sun June 05, 2022
		Five Tampa Bay Devil Rays player refuse to recognize Pride month, citing Jesus' command to love one another. I may have got that wrong somehow but you get the idea source: cbssports.com \| share:	72
		The latest thing we're not doing right: sexting source: lifehacker.com \| share:	69
		Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 3. The Bolts try to wrench themselves free & not go down 0-3 to Margot's boys while the Rags hope to throw salt water on those plans. The NHL is making us get up early, so pour some champagne & get in the tub. Game on @ 3pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	485

Sat June 04, 2022
		Photoshop this sexy Australian man casting his vote source: bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com \| share:	14
		McJohnny McSex McCup McGame 3. The Oilers really hope the "a series doesn't start until the home team loses" cliche is true. Will Darcy return from tracking down that notorious rake George Wickham in London in time for puck drop? Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	496
		Not the sexy kind of Deadpool either source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		That guy from Tiger King that ran the tiger-base sex cult got arrested by the FBI. No, not that sex cult, the other one source: wmbfnews.com \| share:	17

Fri June 03, 2022
		Monkeypox has reached Australia; discovery of drop-bearpox, sharkpox, and NOPEpox will soon be announced source: sbs.com.au \| share:	17
		Will the Bolts still be rust frozen or did someone find a can of WD-40? Will the Rangers go full Harley Quinn on Tampa? If so, DCAU or DCEU Harley? Get your goonjuice, the puck drops for Game 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup Eastern Conference Finals @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	384
		Unwanted sexual advances towards Gritty & the Phanatic in a Philly hotel room allegations inbound in 3, 2, 1 source: espn.com \| share:	19
		Oontz, oontz, oontz, nope, nope, nope source: livescience.com \| share:	10
		Steve Jones finally admits The Sex Pistols aren't worth listening to but Steely Dan definitely is source: nme.com \| share:	86
		Anything's an onion on your belt if you're brave enough source: theguardian.com \| share:	6

Thu June 02, 2022
		A nasty fight is brewing in Utah county, Utah between the local county attorney who is running for re-election and the local sheriff who is accusing the attorney of leading a "ritualistic sex ring known for cannibalizing young children" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	104
		Platinum Jubilee traditions and celebrations explained. They include Horse Guards, an RAF flyby, a Stonehenge light show, Sex Pistols, the golden carriage, royal sausages (extra high spice content), corgis, and more. And then Ed Sheeran ends it all source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	12
		I hate Illinois monkeypox source: dph.illinois.gov \| share:	20
		A lizard that can switch from female to male before birth? (s)kinky source: phys.org \| share:	6
		It turns out that giraffes have longer necks because they wanted better sexytimes. Kinky source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	8
(Orcus pork us)		Demogorgon sex toy. Your soul will be cumming with me. (NSFW image) source: latestly.com \| share:	25
		No, the COVID vaccine can't give you Monkeypox. Homosexuals are not people who only have sex at home. Lean beef does not come from cows who live on hillsides source: king5.com \| share:	42

Wed June 01, 2022
		It's the East Coast v. the Gulf Coast in the Johnny Sex Cup Eastern Conference Finals. Will Margot's boys be the wolves of Wall Street or are they in for some shock treatment from the Lightning? Game on @ 8pm ET, goonjuice on considerably earlier source: nhl.com \| share:	541
		Jill Biden reveals how she and Joe use sexting to settle arguments. re-reads headline No, wait, scratch that. Fexting. They use fexting. What the hell's fexting? source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	59
		Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, Bill Cosby returns to court on sex abuse charges source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	60
		Medium Sexy source: brobible.com \| share:	11

Tue May 31, 2022
		Britain's response to monkeypox: stop screwing around source: cnbc.com \| share:	57
		"I took morning after pill before having sex with my ex. Could I still get pregnant?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	24
		It's because we're all hepped up on caffeine. Venti, please source: theguardian.com \| share:	22

Mon May 30, 2022
		The good news for the Rangers in Game 6: Carolina has not won a road game in the 2022 Johnny Sex Cup playoffs. The bad news for the Rangers in Game 7: Carolina has not lost a home game in the 2022 Johnny Sex Cup playoffs. The Round 2 finale @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	523
		The "No True Scotsman"-ing of the Texas shooter has begun with MTG noting without evidence that he "cross-dressed" and Rep Gosar calling him a "transsexual leftist illegal alien". In other news Rep Gosar apparently gets all his news from 4chan source: msn.com \| share:	300
		Air Force chickens out of Pride Month events when Senator Marco Rubio (R-Epressed) complains Drag Queen Story Time at Ramstein AB library would "place children in a sexualized environment" source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	150
		Another Republican charged with underage sex. No, not him. Or him. Or him. Or even him source: propublica.org \| share:	81

Sun May 29, 2022
		Don't care. Had sex source: cbs12.com \| share:	75
		"Oh, that's not right." ~ Guy Fleegman source: popsci.com \| share:	11
(Some Totally Innocent Guy)		Statements that might raise an eyebrow on your campaign literature: "I have never sexually assaulted anyone" and "I do look at children but I look at children in a proper way" source: examinerlive.co.uk \| share:	49

Sat May 28, 2022
		Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, bananaphooo-bia source: livescience.com \| share:	3
		We were cruelly denied Johnny Sex Cup bonus hockey and maybe Game 7 with 6 seconds left last night, can Margot's boys rise to the occasion? Or will the Jerks break their win at home/lose on the road pattern and end the series tonight? Pucks @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	485
		U.S. Rep. Bob Livingston was drunk, hiding in the gym beneath the Rayburn House Office Building, petrified that a team of homosexual assassins working on behalf of Ronald Reagan was about to kill him source: politico.com \| share:	83
		Do scientists never watch any horror or science fiction movies at all? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	53

Fri May 27, 2022
		Rio de Janeiro airport attacked with sexy results source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	37
		After doing their best Leafs impression by blowing a 3 goal lead, the Nordiques look to finish off the Blues and finally make it past the 2nd round. Game on @ 8pm. Johnny Sex Cup says "More overtime, please." Subby says "Ferme la bouche, Bucci" source: nhl.com \| share:	453
		Too many ammosexuals value steel over lives source: politico.com \| share:	108
		A real cliffbanger: Randy couple caught having brazen sex on edge of a cliff (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	38
		The far right are blaming monkeypox on homosexuality source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	77
		Southern Baptist Convention leaders release their secret [alleged] sexual abuser list.19 years, 700 entries, no consequences source: wsoctv.com \| share:	71

Thu May 26, 2022
		Tonight it's a series that's dead even & a series that decidedly isn't. The Margots & Whalers look to one up the other in their best of 3 series. The Flames try to keep from flickering out in the Battle of Alberta. We do that Johnny Sex Cup @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	884
		For those among us who have xenotransplantation to thank for the cure of our "sexual weakness," today is the 80th anniversary of the passing of the John Brinkley. Let us raise a pair of goat testicles in his honor source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	7
		Kevin Spacey charged with four counts of sexual assault. This is not a repeat from 2018 source: lbc.co.uk \| share:	37
		Man turns up at hospital A&E with short-term memory loss as he valiantly attempts to blot the memory of sex in the afternoon with his wife from his mind. Giggity tag has forgotten what it does so Scary stands in source: independent.ie \| share:	34
		Man extremely happy about his former job, which allowed him to sexually assault 44 women while his bosses covered for him. With bonus pic of happy man source: news4jax.com \| share:	31

Wed May 25, 2022
		Only one Johnny Sex Cup game tonight thanks to the Sunshine State Sweep. Will it be Avs in 5 or will the Blues battle back to play another day? Will Kadri pick up his traditional playoff suspension? We do that hockey @ 8pm ET, ready your goonjuice source: nhl.com \| share:	597
		Baby Boomers to become first robosexual generation, surprising everyone for ten seconds until they remember the Boomers get everything first source: theverge.com \| share:	94
		Fark.com: where the questions you'd never conceive of swell into throbbing brainworms source: phys.org \| share:	5

Tue May 24, 2022
		Two games & 2 opportunities for series bondage. Will the Whalers harpoon the Rags or get Pequoded? Can the Battle of Alberta get back up to snuff in the madness department? We do that Johnny Sex Cup (and goonjuice) @ 7pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	626
		Family shocked...SHOCKED to find naked 'dead' pale rubber sex doll who had been 'murdered' in the bushes. Thankfully the police took lifeless Miss Pinky away in rubber body bag (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	33
		Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. It's a fact that people are still having sex. It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects. The evidence is all around source: abc7.com \| share:	41
		Remember that thing where the GOP pushed fake Democrats to split the vote in Florida? Criminal charges are finally happening. Bonus points: Same county where Matt Gaetz and his friend are under investigation for alleged sex trafficking of a minor source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	36
		You reinstall Deus Ex after reading this headline. Then you read this Illuminati-leaked article to see how to sex up a 22-year-old classic game with mods. Play as a female J.C. Denton, improve the graphics, combat AI, or hell, be a greasy greasel source: pcgamer.com \| share:	43
		Sex, drugs, and TotalFark source: wikihow.com \| share:	12

Mon May 23, 2022
		Avs look to bury St. Louis a 3rd time, can the Blues even hit the right note, play 2/2 time w/o Binnington? But 1st, Bolts can sweep the President's Trophy winning Panthers, Leafs fans just nod, "yup".. 1st Puck @7:00PM ET Let's do that Johnny Sex source: nhl.com \| share:	683
		NFL owners don't mind the racism, sexism, screwing over the fans but you take money from their pocket and they will kick you out source: si.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Monkeypox Sex Rave is the name of my quarantined electronic music collective source: newsnationnow.com \| share:	34
		Ooh, surprise, a couple of rich tech enema bags find sex abuse accusations hilarious source: businessinsider.in \| share:	18
		Smallpox was wiped off the face of the earth, but monkeypox appears on the other end source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	65

Sun May 22, 2022
		Jeez if you're going to click bait my gay sex comedy you can at least link the trailer -Billy Eichner source: advocate.com \| share:	24
		Three Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs games today. Can the Soccer Cats finally get a win in the Sunshine State Showdown? Meanwhile in Rags/Jerks, Tony DeAngelo is very punchable. And may the Battle of Alberta keep being ridiculously fun. Game on @ 1:30pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	856
		Do you even wheel bro? source: yahoo.com \| share:	24

Sat May 21, 2022
		The Johnny Sex Cup playoffs grant us only 1 game today. The Blues/Nordiques series is tied at a game apiece. Will Binnington channel playoffs Carey Price or will McKinnon yuck things up? Pucks @ 8pm ET. Prepare your goonjuice & ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	369

Fri May 20, 2022
		Johnny Sex Cup Round 2, Games 2. Will Margot's boys make the Jerks look like a breeze or a Cat 5? The Battle of Alberta continues, may Game 2 be as insane & entertaining as Game 1. The goonjuice will be cold & the action will be hot. Game on @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	832
		Princeton to fire Katz, a self-appointed "anti woke" professor, suspected of sexual misconduct involving pastrami on rye with mustard source: nypost.com \| share:	54
		US Army proposes new policy allowing its soldiers to request transfers if they're discriminated against by state, local laws, "based on gender, sex, religion, race or pregnancy" source: military.com \| share:	58
		Men, now is the perfect time to get a vasectomy source: slate.com \| share:	227

Thu May 19, 2022
		Elon's attempts to join the Mile High club might bring his attempt to buy Twitter crashing to the ground source: theverge.com \| share:	237
		Last night Johnny Sex Cup gave us pandemonium & sheer chaos in the Battle of Alberta, can the Battle of Florida give us another taste of that? Will Blues/Avs go to OT for a 2nd game? Pucks @ 7pm ET, go goonjuice & bonus hockey. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	506
(Some Guy)		Creating the sexiest action figure possible? They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should source: creations.mattel.com \| share:	25

Wed May 18, 2022
		Round 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup playoffs skates on. The New York Robbies travel to Carolina to take on the Whalers, will someone get punched by a goalie? Then it's the Battle of Alberta; will there be madness, chaos, and 8 overtimes? Game on @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	769
		This tab's fans' nipples explode with delight source: kotaku.com \| share:	33
		"I'm engaged but having great sex with a colleague. Can this end well?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	14

Tue May 17, 2022
		After a hellish day without hockey, the Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs return. The Florida Fracas starts Round 2, will the 2-year champions be too hot to handle for the Pretty Kitties? Will CO get past the 2nd round on their 4th try in a row? Pucks @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	659
		KFC Japan hires sexy actor, a KFC fan since childhood, to be the new Colonel Sanders for limited-time promotional campaign, and in costume he looks totally adorkable source: soranews24.com \| share:	30
		"The most precise measurement of a W boson presents a possible challenge to the Standard Model of particle physics." I bet a W bosom is a LOT bigger than a D, a--what? It's W BOSON not bosom? Is it still sexy? source: vice.com \| share:	18

Mon May 16, 2022
		New York City, where having sex is in after the disappointing hot vax summer. Whore it up Big Apple source: nypost.com \| share:	48
		Since the child pornography apparently didn't do it for him, an Arby's manager admits to urinating 'at least twice' in the milkshake mix for 'sexual gratification' source: fox32chicago.com \| share:	59

Sun May 15, 2022
		Johnny Sex Cup has a pair of Game 7s. The series is trussed up like a X-mas turkey, will Margot's boys overcome a Crosby-less Pens? Will Canada's Texas or America's Texas win the title of Best Texas at Hockey? Game on @ 7pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	1311

Sat May 14, 2022
		Having sex with women is gay Er, not that I've ever had sex with a woman. Or a man. Or anyone source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	202
		It's a thing of beauty, 3 Johnny Sex game 7s. Will it be a Bear attack or a Storm Surge? Will the Leafs end the 18 year drought or will Tampa keep the 3-peat dream alive? And the lame Oil Kings joke will end. Win or hit the links, game on @ 4:30pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	1127
		Expanding rights to people I don't like, such as those not white, male and straight, is indefensible - Justice Sam Alito source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	134
		At least until they make that illegal, too source: dallasobserver.com \| share:	92

Fri May 13, 2022
		Animated...with children source: avclub.com \| share:	75
		Johnny Sex Eliminator: 3 games, 3 Go Home or Game 7s. Will the Rags truss up the Penguins like a X-mas turkey? Will the Pretty Kitties make Ovie blow his top like a T-72? Will Dallas come up with a better song than "Hello Calgary"? Game on @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	805
		London theatre revives "Grease" to include black Pink Ladies, same-sex dancing, and empowered female characters. "If your brain can stretch to a green ogre singing a love song, I surely hope it can stretch to black people being alive in the 50s" source: bbc.com \| share:	44
		"That MAGA creep can campaign, man." "Yeah...but he's a pervert, Dude. No; he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. He had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	39

Thu May 12, 2022
		"Rejecting Islam is like rejecting Hitler or Stalin. Accepting homosexuality leads to accepting incest and pedophilia. Vote for me for Governor of PA" source: cnn.com \| share:	140
		Been wanting to know more about German cockroach sex, the males' pre-ritual gifting, some females' aversion to sugar, and his "elongated hooked penis?" Awwwww yeah you do source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Having a big mama can break your heart. No, literally source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5
		Having a big mama can break your heart. No, literally source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5
		Are you happy with your sex life? source: vox.com \| share:	41

Wed May 11, 2022
		VA Governor Glenn Youngkin (R-eally takes after Trump) rescinds job offer to run VA's DMV to man who shows up to meetings drunk, makes crude sexual remarks to women, and has angry outbursts in which he would berate employees and throw things source: indystar.com \| share:	28
		Tokyo to recognize same-sex partnerships from November. The other 11 months can suck it source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	24
		A high school band director probably shouldn't run a religious cult and try to force kids to astral project in class. But it's OK, his cult partner was a guidance counselor caught sexting a student and oh god it just gets worse source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	69
(Some Guy)		"My youth pastor says men are visual. This means that whenever a man sees a woman, he thinks "that lady has bosoms, I wish I could do a sex right now" source: mpierce.substack.com \| share:	97
		To be fair, they were both created with binary support in mind source: bbc.com \| share:	17
		Edgy McEdgeLord decides mocking the new Doctor Who's race and sexual orientation is funny. Gets ratioed so hard he deletes the tweet and then complains about haters. Article to the left, whiney edgelords upset about melanin and penises to the right source: comicsands.com \| share:	194
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is ramshackle, as in: One of the more popular ovine sex toys is the ramshackle source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	16
		Herbster loses Nebraska Governor primary despite Trump endorsement and allegations of sexual misconduct source: msn.com \| share:	33
		Republican congressman resigns immediately after being accused of sexual misconduct. "Only in America can such a dream come true" source: wkbw.com \| share:	60

Tue May 10, 2022
		Johnny Sex Tuesday is a day of 2s, all 4 of today's series are tied @ 2. Will it be the 1st road win in Bruins/Jerks? Will Bolts & Leafs keep trading wins? Will Fleury cope with the Blues' beachballs? The Oil Kings' scrimmage continues. Pucks @7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	833

Mon May 09, 2022
		Johnny Sex Cup: The Bondaging. The Perds might prolong their misery another game, but the Panthers, Rangers, & Flames could all knot their series at 2 games apiece. Go bonus hockey, game 7s, & goonjuice. Puck drop @ 7pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	709
		Old + busted = 🍆🍑, Old + hot = 🥒🧅🥑🍆 (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	10
		Guy running for governor is accused of sexual harassment. Current governor of the same party says he's "not qualified" and nobody should vote for him. But he's got this one weird trick to win the primary source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		"There is no preferred position for intercourse" source: lifehacker.com \| share:	29

Sun May 08, 2022
		Biden officials prepare to blow up Trump's rules on sexual misconduct in schools. No longer will sexual misconduct be encouraged, it won't even be tolerated source: politico.com \| share:	78
		Johnny Sex, easy like Sunday afternoon. Can the Bruins & Blues bondage up their series? Will the Bolts recycle Jack Campbell like an empty soup can? And the Oil Kings are still in the NHL playoffs somehow. Game on @ 12:30pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	729

Sat May 07, 2022
		Weekend at Johnny Sex's. 3 of today's 4 series are tied. In the 2-0 one, will the Perds look like a dead team skating? Will the Soccer Cats sanction Ovie? Will it be OT & controversy in Rags/Pens? Who will tip the Battle of the Beef? Pucks @ 1pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	882

Fri May 06, 2022
		Johnny Sex 5 is alive. Will the Carolina Jerks speedbag the Boston Jerks again? Will the Bolts & Leafs keep taking turns to net 5? Will the beachballs hit Fleury or will the guys miss him again? What are the WHL Oil Kings doing here? Game on @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	642
		Figure Four Friday gets an early bird special due to Johnny Sex Cup: First on Rampage, Lethal vs Takeshiata, HOOK vs Drake. Then on Smackdown, Kofi & Xavier vs Ridge & Sheamus in a tables match. It all starts at 5:30 PM ET on TNT, then 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com \| share:	119
		Fat Leonard's alcohol and sex-fueled parties - Naval legal testimony, or best party-band name ever? source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	25
		How do you prove you're gay? Being excommunicated for being gay not enough for one Federal Judge source: advocate.com \| share:	65

Thu May 05, 2022
		And Just Like That...Samantha is relying on Medicare source: variety.com \| share:	18
		Johnny Sex Day 4: Will Rags & Pens give us another multi-OT thriller? Will the Pretty Kitties punish Putin's Puppet? Will the Perds bother to take the ice? Which oil & cattle rich sub-national administrative division will reign supreme? Pucks @7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	629
		Middle school art teacher fired after identifying herself as pansexual, allowing students "to draw any type of flag they chose ... expressing who they are." Apparently no student drew Confederate flags source: nbc-2.com \| share:	338
		What your hand would look like if it existed purely for the purposes of sexual pleasure. Also who comes up with this stuff? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	61
(Some Limp Elf)		Ben Shapiro calls on Supreme Court to "unwind" same-sex marriage next. No-sex marriages like Shapiro's apparently still okay source: aw-journal.com \| share:	186

Wed May 04, 2022
		"We're not into music. We're into chaos" states trailer for Danny Boyle's Sex Pistols series. PNSFW source: youtube.com \| share:	20
		Will Canes, Blues or Leafs continue to score like a wayward Jedi at the Palace on Naboo? Can the Kings score a 2nd road win like the Rebels blow up Deathstars? Johnny Sex Wars Episode II pt I. 1st puck @7:00PM ET. May the 4th.. goal be with your team source: nhl.com \| share:	825
		Kim Kardashian wears Marilyn's iconic vintage "Happy Birthday" dress that she borrowed from museum to Met Gala. Later that night, she plans to have sex with Pete Davidson wearing Neil Armstrong's spacesuit on the chair that Lincoln was shot in source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	75
		"I think my husband's porn habits have revealed some unsatisfied desires" source: slate.com \| share:	45
		Dear Deidre, how is one to consummate one's marriage when your wife tells you she's got genital herpes on your wedding night? Signed - flaccid source: thesun.ie \| share:	27

Tue May 03, 2022
		Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs: Day 2. New York Margot Robbies v. Boston Penguins, Putin's Shill v. Pretty Kitties, Perds v. Nordiques, & Canada's Texas v. America's Texas. Game on @ 7pm ET, goonjuice consumption starting far earlier. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	1087

Mon May 02, 2022
		Bacon, alcohol, and a politician making sexual advances toward a 16-year-old source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	85

Sat April 30, 2022
		In a poll that is not shocking at all; a majority of Republicans believe that Democrats are directly involved in the sex trafficking of children source: mediaite.com \| share:	137
		Sexual Education in Texas apparently involves permission slips, and a poorly educated substitute teacher struggling to say Hap...piness, H...penis source: npr.org \| share:	178
		Announcing on national television that you sexually assaulted a woman 5 decades ago is not going to endear you to the nation even if you're a "beloved" football pundit. Not okay, boomer source: theguardian.com \| share:	8

Fri April 29, 2022
		It's just a box of pubic hairs. I don't know who put it there source: boingboing.net \| share:	60
		Much like your sex life, Netflix's "Ozark" had a few briefly thrilling moments but ultimately ended in disappointment for everybody involved source: npr.org \| share:	52
		How do you know if you're a significant other or a booty call (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	20

Thu April 28, 2022
		Armstrong, IA has 875 residents and over 100 criminal charges against public officials. Stalking, embezzling, tampering, sextortion, falsifying documents, theft from FD, using Taser on party guests, perjury, obstructing prosecution, long headlines source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	44

Wed April 27, 2022
		Dear Stoya: How do I know if my sex toy is haunted? source: slate.com \| share:	39
		Note: an "e-Beaver" isn't one of your dad's sex toys. At least not anymore source: vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca \| share:	6

Tue April 26, 2022
		Problem: Students talking to each other about sex and stuff. Solution: Only teach that material on the last day of school source: nj.com \| share:	45
		News flash: you may need reading glasses as you age source: yahoo.com \| share:	33

Mon April 25, 2022
		Male spiders learn to 'Wheee' to avoid being nommed after sex source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	16
		♫ Time for me to fly... Oh, I've got to set myself free... Time for me to fly... And that's just how it's got to be... I know it hurts to say goodbye... But it's time for me to fly... ♫ source: phys.org \| share:	5
		Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics? source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	20
(Some Guy)		The "Northman" is the opposite of what some fans think. Entertainment tag is tired of dragging Sports and Politics tabs up and down the court for 48 minutes source: kareem.substack.com \| share:	45
		Britain's ITV removes Spider-Man's casual homophobia to Macho Man Randy Savage. Post your favorite 'Slim Jim' cracks to the right source: screenrant.com \| share:	95

Sun April 24, 2022
(WAGM TV)		Dollar Tree manager posts "discriminatory" help wanted sign outside store. Whoops source: wagmtv.com \| share:	63

Thu April 21, 2022
		Buzzfeed is looking for darkest sitcom moments like Different Strokes when Arnold and Dudley almost get molested, or DS when Kimberly gets sexually assaulted, or DS when Willis' drunk driving friend dies, or DS when Willis almost shoots Mr Drummond source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	132

Wed April 20, 2022
		To a bully a kid with a puffer is like a red flag to a bull source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	12
		What's the worst thing you've heard during sex (or the worst you've said)? source: vice.com \| share:	55
		Can someone translate GQP into standard English? Subby really wants to know how to make genitals Islamic. For science source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	83
		Can someone translate GQP into standard English? Subby really wants to know how to make genitals Islamic. For science source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	83
		Wood frogs have it hard - they have to sing for more than their supper source: phys.org \| share:	1
(Some American Songwriter)		"Critical thinking turns me on" says man best known crapping his pants to avoid military service, marrying a minor to have sex with her, and saying that he'd be dead or in jail if Obama won reelection source: americansongwriter.com \| share:	121
		Sex education theatre show aimed at children from 5 years old has been cancelled after protests. "The show would have featured full-frontal nudity" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	165
		The NFL disapproved of a contract given to known drunk Geno Smith. Giving $235 million in guaranteed money to a known sexual predator still a-ok, though source: yardbarker.com \| share:	5

Tue April 19, 2022
		After being the target of fundraising emails labeling her a groomer who sexualizes children, Dem State Senator responds with a fire and brimstone speech source: twitter.com \| share:	77

Mon April 18, 2022
		"Hidden compartment" revealed on toaster. Just wait 'til they find the one on the vacuum cleaner source: nottinghampost.com \| share:	207
		Don't Say Gay law could extend to discussion of heterosexual relationships, devastating Spanish class and the cool teacher's Borat impression source: twitter.com \| share:	156
		Please state the nature of your medical emergency. Next project: hot warp 10 salamander sex source: nasa.gov \| share:	11
		Did Jesse Watters just straight up admit to being a sexual predator? source: twitter.com \| share:	132

Sat April 16, 2022
		2 weeks left in the NHL regular season, every team has under 10 games left. Today we've got the Battle of Ontario, a potential Johnny Sex Cup Finals preview in Avs/Jerks, & Vegas flailing at a playoff spot. Pucks @ 12:30pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci source: nhl.com \| share:	224

Fri April 15, 2022
		"If I don't give my wife full custody of our kids, she says she'll leak our sex tape. Should I be worried?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	32

Thu April 14, 2022
		Molly Shannon says she was sexually harassed by Gary Coleman at the start of her career. Whatchu talkin bout Molly? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	46
		Takes from the Coffin Confessor. Bonus: sex dungeons source: news.com.au \| share:	46
(BBC Earth)		When mama and not-the-mama love each other very much, they...you can imagine where it goes from here source: bbcearth.com \| share:	9
		Episode 1 of The Kardashians is SUPRISE all about a new sex tape. Gotta keep fleecing the rubes source: eonline.com \| share:	62

Wed April 13, 2022
		Kimberly Guilfoyle's ex-husband is being accused of trying to derail the California Department of Fair Employment and Housing's investigation into rampant sexism and discrimination at Activision-Blizzard source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	61
		Your decreased sex hormones are affecting your fast ball and your fastball source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6
		NJ Republicans suddenly concerned that they weren't paying attention when the new sex education standards were publicly available online before the state Board of Education approved them at a public meeting in June 2020 source: nj.com \| share:	45
		Mystery of the Loch Ness monster has been solved, it may well be a 'whale's penis'. At least according to this professor's bizarre theory source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	68
		Missouri Republicans are trying to pass a 'Parental Bill of Rights' to control what teachers teach. Bonus: a preacher from the Ozarks claiming public schools are grooming kids to be sex addicts source: stltoday.com \| share:	147

Tue April 12, 2022
		Committee looking into child sex abuse in the Portuguese Catholic Church fear the nearly 300 testimonies they have heard so far are "just the tip" of the iceberg. That's what he said source: euronews.com \| share:	23
		One of these women will have sex with you while the other robs you. No joke. I've been robbed six time already source: twitter.com \| share:	9

Mon April 11, 2022
		Are you a male teacher? What's it like being a pedophile? source: politicalflare.com \| share:	231
		Today's Fark-compliant headline: Dead body found in search for missing mum turns out to be abandoned sex doll (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	29

Sun April 10, 2022
		And while we're at it, more sex orgies and cocaine. LOTS more cocaine source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	87
		Separation of church and state lawsuit in 3... 2... source: waaytv.com \| share:	146
		CSB Sunday Morning; "And that's when I knew I was getting too old for this ..." source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Woman who started sex bucket list shares 'life-changing discovery' that boosted sex life. Sex bucket? I thought they closed that place down (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	28
		Tragically Clueless Man writes advice columnist to ask if he if he's being "ghosted" by other man that he meets up with for sex. He'd ask his wife, or the other man's husband, but ...uhh.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ source: oregonlive.com \| share:	11

Sat April 09, 2022
(Some Guy)		Scary: Gay community faces meningitis outbreak. Whew: It's easily prevented with a single vaccine. Fark: In the state that hates the word "gay" and vaccines source: outbreaknewstoday.com \| share:	54

Fri April 08, 2022
		No sex for you source: msn.com \| share:	30
		If you think the current HBO Lakers series is sexy, they just optioned a book about the Shaq-Kobe years. Hello Colorado source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	17
		Dad opens daughter's Amazon package. Discovers sex toy inside. Jailarity ensues source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	158
		The flaccid side of taking the boner pill (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	47

Thu April 07, 2022
		"If you want to know about sex, it's in the songs." Joan Jett will still school your weenie @ss source: theguardian.com \| share:	42
		Vegetarian birds are more sociable than bug eaters, says research from University of Worms. Vegan birds still insufferable source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6
		Lot going on here. A sex worker making $50,000 per week. A role in ruining the career of former New York City Police Commissioner. A DHS investigation. And a dad living in his daughter's college dorm. Oh, and forced landscaping. Weird tag fits source: wjactv.com \| share:	45

Wed April 06, 2022
		As is standard practice, famous rich football guy ordered by judge to fully discuss his sexual relations with massage therapists source: theguardian.com \| share:	15
		Middle school principal tells girls not to report sexual assaults if they dress suggestively. Students and parents have some suggestions for her source: wowktv.com \| share:	145

Tue April 05, 2022
		Young people are the biggest "techno-optimists" in poll. Almost 100 percent of Boomers say they can't get the fax machine to work source: axios.com \| share:	83
		Punk legend Jordan has farked off source: nme.com \| share:	8
		Tucker Carlson can't decide if M&Ms are sexy or not source: twitter.com \| share:	112

Mon April 04, 2022
		Reading on a smart phone promotes overeating in the prenatal corn sex and louvres reading condensation, or something source: psypost.org \| share:	18
		"My husband wants me to pretend to be someone else we know during sex." Awkward tag busy getting treated for erectile dysfunction source: slate.com \| share:	26

Sun April 03, 2022
		Trump confuses the GOP with the Democratic Party again source: mediaite.com \| share:	61

Sat April 02, 2022
		Obvious story is obvious, obviously. Enjoy walking your dog source: the-sun.com \| share:	55
		"My wife discovered I am a secret swinger. Will this end my marriage? It's not like I'm having an affair" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	16

Fri April 01, 2022
(Some Guy)		Unions confused as how to organize village idiots, proper placement of the letter 's' seems to be the trouble source: villages-news.com \| share:	23
		The GOP is now facing the QAnon monster they created source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	88
		"My husband tells me he can't stop sexting random women, and I believe he has some kind of compulsion. What can I do to get him to sext me instead?" source: slate.com \| share:	21

Thu March 31, 2022
(Quill memorandum)		Ugly-ass porcupette has mystery sex source: news.wttw.com \| share:	3
		Obsessed Florida woman has been arrested for cyberstalking and sexual harassment after using nude photos to try to steal another woman's husband source: cbs12.com \| share:	64
		Penis Pants, Penis Pants, Penis Pants source: messynessychic.com \| share:	86
		No one knows what it's like / To be the bad man / To be the sad man source: people.com \| share:	4
		Keeping up with the Davidson's, and I mean way, way up source: torontosun.com \| share:	45
		With nothing else going on in the world, Tucker Carlson renews his obsession with "WAP." Ben Shapiro wonders what this is all about source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	59

Wed March 30, 2022
		Mormon wife loses faith and ditches church, has 'best sex' source: news.com.au \| share:	119
		Are you sapiosexual? Do think you may be attracted to sapios? source: msn.com \| share:	98
		You might be boring, but you'll never be "Tim Cook's stalker agrees to stay away from him" boring source: apnews.com \| share:	7

Tue March 29, 2022
		Police officer checks his surroundings to make sure no one will see him having sex while on duty. Except he forgets to look up source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	72

Mon March 28, 2022
		Study finds people would rather have anal sex than use Twitter source: medium.com \| share:	95
		And the winner for "worst omission from Oscars In Memoriam section" goes to.... Ed Asner source: variety.com \| share:	57
		Trey Gowdy bemoans how no Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee has voted for a GOP SCOTUS nominee since 2005. Fails to mention those nominees consist of two McConnell-hijacked seats, an accused sexual abuser, and quasi-fascist Samuel Alito source: foxnews.com \| share:	49

Sat March 26, 2022
		Sarah Palin (R) running for Congress on news that her style of uneducated, unqualified, and unashamed pseudo-politics has become the GOP mainstream source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	116

Thu March 24, 2022
		Relationship scientists discover that people are flexible on their "deal breakers," especially if the sex is good source: phys.org \| share:	9
		Scientists uncover evidence suggesting that men may frequently overstate their own intelligence. I'm gonna need someone to mansplain this to me source: futurism.com \| share:	31
		Woman has made £100,000 taking lateral flow tests on camera. Who knew that a Covid test could be so sexy? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	21
		Man gets off, er, takes off with Museum of Sex merchandise source: pix11.com \| share:	17

Wed March 23, 2022
		Florida radio hosts have one-on-one with the OnlyFans mom whose kids were kicked off their sports teams because of mom's sexy side gig source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	49
		Subby decides he no longer has endurance issues, and is in fact having record-breaking quantum sex source: phys.org \| share:	8
		It's Mother's Day next Sunday (Ireland and UK) and the Independent wants to know what you call your mother? Subby's called his many things none of which is SFW as do 9% of those polled apparently source: independent.ie \| share:	12
		Do you have children who use Discord? They've probably already been sex trafficked. Can I have their room? source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		Rubber duck in family planning kits in India causes controversy. Duck trifecta complete...oh wait, we're getting a correction here (not safe for work) source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	33
		Someday, evidence will be found of a leader of a charismatic megachurch who has never engaged in sexual misconduct. Today is not that day source: smh.com.au \| share:	55

Tue March 22, 2022
		Competition among worm sperm speeds up evolution. Despite their yearns and hard-earned turns, spurned germs remain taciturn while this brainworm is affirmed long-term source: phys.org \| share:	3
		And 'Just Like That', there's 'Sex In the City' source: upi.com \| share:	33
		My husband's big penis is destroying our sex life. Darnit, now why did my wife have to go to a newspaper to air our dirty laundry? source: theguardian.com \| share:	137
		Techsis, who you'd say is so cool she's almost "one of the guys," figures out women are plenty smart enough and maybe sexism and racism in the workplace might be a thing. But not you bro, you're cool source: axios.com \| share:	33
		Negligent owner abandons pet dog for being gay; didn't even try dog conversion therapy first source: advocate.com \| share:	74
		Steve Bannon sure loves helping perverts and sexual assaulters get elected source: mediamatters.org \| share:	25

Mon March 21, 2022
		Anheuser-Busch ends sponsorship of Washington Commanders due to new round of sexual harassment allegations. Commanders respond by spinning this as an opportunity source: nypost.com \| share:	15

Sun March 20, 2022
		Take three cups of corruption, a splash or two of hoarding, add gross mismanagement and double-dipping to taste. Garnish with unpunished violation of sexual misconduct policy. Sweep under rug for four years and serve source: timesunion.com \| share:	40

Sat March 19, 2022
		Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon source: wcvb.com \| share:	35

Fri March 18, 2022
		Sexsomnia is a rare disorder where sufferers commit sexual acts while asleep. Sounds like some kind of Fark nonsense to subby source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	23

Thu March 17, 2022
		It's St Patrick's Day so here's an Englishman to explain everything you ever wanted to know about it source: independent.ie \| share:	47
		Sex, drugs, and Catholic schools source: theguardian.com \| share:	60

Wed March 16, 2022
		Disney Plus now allowing TV-MA content. Giving a whole new meaning to "farking Goofy" source: decider.com \| share:	55
		"Sex Traps", not just for Chris Hansen anymore source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		40 trillion mile long beam of antimatter erupts from tiny star. Otherwise known as a cosmic fart source: the-sun.com \| share:	11
		Yet another reminder. There are no 16-year-old girls on the internet looking to meet and have sex. Isn't that right, Mr. Former Austin Firefighter? source: kxan.com \| share:	73

Tue March 15, 2022
		Bermuda and the Cayman Islands do not want to be your destination for your same sex beach wedding, in fact the Caymans don't even want you to have gay sex on their island source: advocate.com \| share:	31

Mon March 14, 2022
		Police alerted to dead body discover discarded sex doll, declare report overblown source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	35
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	7

Sat March 12, 2022
		CVS fires employees, executives after finding more sexual harassment claims than they can fit on a normal receipt source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
		"While it's impossible to say whether or not the pair were having sex for real, or merely posing for the cameras after spotting the van, it's not something you see every day on Google street view" source: indy100.com \| share:	31
		First, I will meet you on a dating app, start to have sex with you, and then, once the sex blindfold is on, I will pull out my knife and AVENGE the death of General Soleimani in Iran source: reviewjournal.com \| share:	102

Fri March 11, 2022
		Minnesota GOP would like to move on from sex trafficking scandal but former State GOP chair decides her late husband's district belongs to her, some fear the voters might actually give it to Democrats source: politico.com \| share: