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Thu November 26, 2020
		Indiana GOP wastes no time in petitioning SCOTUS to remove same-sex parental rights source: jconline.com \| share:	185
		Two Australian politicians spent office and travel allowances on strip club visits, interstate sex trips, speeding fines and sham jobs for "intimate" friends. The rest of the money they just wasted source: abc.net.au \| share:	29

Wed November 25, 2020
		Rare white lion has mane so majestic he probably doesn't care that you're jealous of how sexy he is when he does his catwalk source: metro.co.uk \| share:	24
		"My greatest frenemy 'accidentally' sent me a sexy photo, and my reaction surprised me. Can frenemies become more and come out of the frenemy zone?" source: slate.com \| share:	35
(Narf)		Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but if we put an actual phone sex line's number in the cartoon won't someone find out eventually? source: hitc.com \| share:	21

Tue November 24, 2020
		Turkeyday headline of the day to get you all hot and bothered: "NO CREATURE ON EARTH HAS HOTTER, MORE DERANGED SEX THAN THE WILD TURKEY" source: melmagazine.com \| share:	29
		And now, let's look at the unfortunate small businesses and sex workers in Japan who had 'Corona' in their name because the word looked and sounded cool. "I've put my whole life into this business. It's really vexing, and I feel forsaken" source: japantoday.com \| share:	7

Mon November 23, 2020
		Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill gets into social media battle with constituent. Shots fired include: "You are a racist liberal" and "You may also consider having a sex change operation" source: al.com \| share:	39
		Former congressman Trey Gowdy wrote a book. He also likes butt plugs (reminder: don't post sex toys inline) source: amazon.com \| share:	65

Sun November 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Guess which state has a law which says it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine source: wellmindedpets.com \| share:	19

Thu November 19, 2020
		"My child's kindergarten class had a virtual election; the pronouns and candidates were all male and I feel this is wrong and sexist. Should I say something to the school?" source: slate.com \| share:	42

Wed November 18, 2020
		Lottie Moss announces she'll have sex with anyone source: pagesix.com \| share:	49
		Professor proposes developing sex robots for older disabled adults, in move that could provide companionship, sexual fulfillment, and the certainty that the subsequent inevitable robot uprising will kill us all source: kiro7.com \| share:	75
		Michael B. Jordan named People's Sexiest Man Alive 2020. Once again, Weird Al is snubbed source: people.com \| share:	24
		NCAA College athletic departments are WAY too busy with this Covid thing to worry about trivial stuff like preventing rape and sexual abuse of and by student athletes, so we'll give everyone a "pass" on that until next year source: politico.com \| share:	4
		50 percent of Eugene Levy's genetic code is on People magazine's Sexiest Men Alive list source: cbc.ca \| share:	32

Tue November 17, 2020
		Stop me if you've heard this one before, but a right-wing nut case who made threats against Democrats, Twitter and YouTube CEOs, and Gov. Whitmer had 8 assault-type rifles, thousands of images of child porn and a child-like sex doll source: stltoday.com \| share:	99

Mon November 16, 2020
		A pussy devouring wieners is the cutest sexual innuendo you'll see all day source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		Couple busted for having sex Saturday afternoon next to busy roadway source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	75
		Sex is fundamental to humanity. Will the 2020's be known as the decade when sex robots came into their own? The 18th century was the "Age of Steam." Will this century be known to history as the "Age of Sex Androids"? source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	42

Sun November 15, 2020
		Australia not only has the deadliest snakes, it also has the sexiest hosepipes (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	30

Sat November 14, 2020
		One way or another this is going to lead to VR sex source: engadget.com \| share:	20

Fri November 13, 2020
		Important "Simpsons" explanation of the day: How stupid, sexy Flanders got a stupid, sexy ass source: melmagazine.com \| share:	9

Thu November 12, 2020
		Killing an innocent EMT in her own home isn't even the worst thing LMPD has been up to recently - 738,000 documents detailing sexual abuse of minors by LMPD officers were "allowed to be deleted" after LMPD "erroneously" claimed the FBI had them source: amp.courier-journal.com \| share:	162
		Now sexual assaults are happening in Times Square in broad daylight source: nypost.com \| share:	67

Wed November 11, 2020
		Virtual sex parties are offering some an escape from isolation during the latest lockdown. The Sun is there to fap to that (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	40
		The news media has called races since 1848 when the Associated Press declared the election of Zachary Taylor as president. No matter what you may have heard behind a sex shop in Philly source: ktla.com \| share:	36

Tue November 10, 2020
		Police chief accused of coercing sex from women. And he was smart enough to leave text evidence, too source: wjactv.com \| share:	23
		Sex addict dies from heart attack after taking Viagra and erection cream at orgy. Well, there's your problem: You're not supposed to eat erection cream (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	70
		The most important interview you'll read today is with the owner of the sex shop next to Four Seasons Landscaping source: slate.com \| share:	64

Mon November 09, 2020
		Today from the files of unlikely excuses: Woman says her Amazon Alexa cocked up and ordered sexy time toys after overhearing Borat do it on his new film source: thesun.ie \| share:	48
		Does knowing there's a 'happy ending' ruin sex? source: phys.org \| share:	41
		Chili peppers have some serious blood sugar sex magik source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	16
		The first guy Rudy called up at his "Four Seasons" press conference to make a claim of vote counting fraud is a registered sex offender. Because of course he is source: politico.com \| share:	123
		90% of the time Pfizer's new covid vaccine works every time in "a study of tens of thousands of volunteers" some of which were, the chances say, sex panthers source: bloomberg.com \| share:	256

Sun November 08, 2020
(Some Guy)		"Before you get your gender in a bender I also don't agree with excessive heterosexual sex scenes on television. There is too much sex on screen (period)" source: cali.fm \| share:	67

Fri November 06, 2020
		America's first openly bisexual mayor should soon be in office in Palm Springs California source: advocate.com \| share:	34
		Convicted sex offender from North Dakota, on the run from a shooting there, is now on the run for shooting two police officers in Wisconsin. Suspect is armed and considered dangerous. He also has a man bun, so you can consider him a douchebag source: tmj4.com \| share:	48

Wed November 04, 2020
		You can not use the sex toy in the store source: kfor.com \| share:	65

Tue November 03, 2020
		Priest removed from church over photos and allegations of sex, drugs, guns and gang affiliation. How many Hail Mary's is that going to cost? source: abc30.com \| share:	44
		The saga of the Sexy Potatoes source: twitter.com \| share:	20

Mon November 02, 2020
		Covid Lockdown 2.0 in the UK now has couples living apart banned from having sex unless they're in bubbles. Bags on heads still allowed source: metro.co.uk \| share:	53
		Hillary was right. But her Benghazi emails about Bill's sex life source: nytimes.com \| share:	110
		The President has survived one impeachment, twenty-six accusations of sexual misconduct, and an estimated four thousand lawsuits. That run of good luck may well end, perhaps brutally, if Joe Biden wins source: newyorker.com \| share:	147

Sun November 01, 2020
		Dear Ammosexuals: please leave your manhood-extenders at home if you plan on going to vote in person. Members of [insert irrational fear of group here] aren't going to ambush you at the precinct source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	188

Fri October 30, 2020
		Customers who purchased 'Sex assault flowers' also bought Nintendo circuit breaker, grievous bodily harm tank, and European prostitute earrings (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	32
		"Oh Jeeeesus.... Oh my God," Great during sex, not so much when you're beta testing a self-driving Tesla source: arstechnica.com \| share:	10
		"People are still having sex. So why are S.T.D. rates dropping?" source: nytimes.com \| share:	28
(Puritan PlayStation)		Why are murder, violence, torture, decapitation, dismemberment, war, and genocide okay in video games, but nudity and sex are generally taboo? source: thepitchkc.com \| share:	69
		"My boyfriend and I have been together for three years, but the sex is routine; how do I spice it up?" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	29
		Because everything in 2020 is a huge bummer, sexy Halloween costumes are almost unsellable this year source: yahoo.com \| share:	52

Wed October 28, 2020
		Nigerian judge throws out homosexuality case against 47 men. In a row? source: aljazeera.com \| share:	24
		Centaurs: Sexy or Not? Who cares? It's Fark Thread 11000000! Woo hoo! And there was much rejoicing... source: fark.com \| share:	261
		You mean I can get paid for chicken sexing? source: usatoday.com \| share:	22
		Teenage boys link smoking weed with more and better sex, someday. And totally not in Canada, either source: eurekalert.org \| share:	30

Tue October 27, 2020
		Illegal German sex party with 600 people broken up by the cops? Why yes that is my fetish source: msn.com \| share:	76
		Today is National Sex in a Canoe Day source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	77
		"Disturbed by loud sex next door? Just imagine it's birdsong" source: theguardian.com \| share:	6

Mon October 26, 2020
		Trump's Idiotic Responses to Sexual Assault Allegations...in Song source: youtube.com \| share:	3
		Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) who bragged about visiting Hitler's vacation home and claimed Cory Booker was trying to not allow white males to hold office, spent his teen years as a sexual predator according to classmates source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	69
		1 in 12 parents say their teen has attended a demonstration about racism or police reform; are really impressed they have the time between all their sexting, injecting the marijuanas, and tok-tikking source: phys.org \| share:	5

Sun October 25, 2020
		Sexpert reveals the disgusting habit men need to stop 'immediately.' Yes it it involves butt stuff, but not the kind men want to deal with source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	208

Thu October 22, 2020
		Kate Winslet gave Saoirse Ronan a sex scene for her birthday. All I got was a card and a pair of socks source: nypost.com \| share:	45
		If you're a Democratic legislator and doctor who's led efforts to hold pharmaceutical companies responsible for the opioid epidemic, perhaps think twice before you offer the hooker you've been seeing for years some Oxy for free sex source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	60
		Alabama groups and lawmakers react to Pope Francis same-sex union comments, say such a union should only be between a man and a woman, preferably from the same family source: cbs42.com \| share:	56

Wed October 21, 2020
		Archie Leach admitted "Cary Grant" was his completely made up character, once became infatuated with Sophia Loren but preferred LSD and same-sex living arrangements with Randolph Scott. And he was a bad drinker and crapped his pants source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	51
		Remember the Republicans who were outraged, OUTRAGED that Democrats took money from serial rapist and sexual harasser Harvey Weinstein and demanded they return it? They're taking a lot of money from serial rapist and sexual harasser Steve Wynn source: npr.org \| share:	29
		To the surprise of no one, Amy Coney Barrett served on the board of private Christian schools that barred admission to children of same-sex parents and made it plain that openly gay and lesbian teachers weren't welcome in the classroom source: apnews.com \| share:	89
		Mum's life 'ruined' by neighbor's constant loud sex every night during lockdown. Fark: Her council says it's only 'natural noise' and she needs to live with the call of the wild source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	54
		"When it comes to same-sex marriages, it's time for all of us to lighten up." --Francis source: apnews.com \| share:	222

Tue October 20, 2020
		The Kids are All Right - Dress Code Edition: Over 100 teen boys wore skirts to school to protest a sexist dress code source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	67
		If Trump loses in November, Biden will let people have sex with cattle source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	166
		I for one welcome our new sex robot girlfriends (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	57
		Lesbian student feeling blue after Moody Bible Institute threatens her with "stringent" disciplinary measures for tweeting about sexuality. Kinky source: metroweekly.com \| share:	61
		Rudy Guiliani's Crack & Sex Stuff Emporium isn't attracting any customers source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	106

Mon October 19, 2020
		I have the same problem every time I have sex with my husband. Does this happen to all women who sleep with my husband? source: slate.com \| share:	7

Sun October 18, 2020
		Strictly Come Dancing is no longer strictly heterosexual source: bbc.com \| share:	25

Fri October 16, 2020
		Should robots have a gender or ethnicity? And does barking orders at Siri and Alexa make you more sexist? source: marketplace.org \| share:	31
		Cute child actor who played Emma Thompson's daughter in Christmas classic "Love Actually" turns 29, slams movie as cheesy sexism that depicts women as passive objects, confirms that Hugh Grant hates children just like his characters do source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	61

Thu October 15, 2020
		"So far she has raised over $10,400 of her $15,000 goal" source: insideedition.com \| share:	11
(Some Guy)		"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," by Kurt Vonnegut: a sprawling, epic saga of 4 (or 5, sort of) influential authors, all of whom have, alas, joined the choir invisible, but who also, may our flagons of ale in Valhalla ever be full, cannot sue me source: words.livedogproductions.com \| share:	32

Wed October 14, 2020
		Woman calls off wedding to ghost after he turns to partying and drugs.....wait. What? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	25
		"The honey badger's baculum even looks like an ice cream scoop" source: newscientist.com \| share:	13

Tue October 13, 2020
		Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who had a rind to dis the Brie? source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	6
		Despite their age difference, a 31-year-old student is dating a 72-year-old grandfather of two, and claims she's having the best sex of her life once she can wake him up source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	82
		World's most elite sex club to hold kinky Black Death-themed Halloween bash during the coronavirus pandemic, promises to get the rich and famous attendees infected with more than just the usual STD's (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	43
		Geshundteit Maxwell wants a US appeals court to keep her damaging deposition, the correct pronunciation of her first name secret source: reuters.com \| share:	44
		Apparently North Carolina is more liberal than expected: Cunningham leads Tillis by 10 despite sex scandal source: wral.com \| share:	97

Mon October 12, 2020
		Decade old episode of The IT Crowd the latest bit of entertainment deemed too offensive for television source: nme.com \| share:	86
		Mom left mortified after daughter, 5, takes her sex lube to school to use as hand sanitiser and shares it with all her classmates source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	61
		Google releases top Halloween costume trends. For list of top sexy Halloween costumes, just add the word sexy before each source: cnycentral.com \| share:	62
		Because hookin' ain't easy, desperate parents need your support for their efforts to earn money during these coronavirus lockdowns (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	25
		"Dear Ask-a-Teacher: My husband and I communicate well, share the workload, go on plenty of dates, have fun with our two children, and treat each other kindly. We share similar interests. But, I just can't have sex anymore. Am I depriving him?" source: slate.com \| share:	17
		"The second-worst fast-food commercial in history," and how it killed a fast food chain source: boingboing.net \| share:	104

Sun October 11, 2020
		Dear Amy, my wife insists that COVID social distancing means we can't even hug, let alone have sex. Who's right? source: denverpost.com \| share:	119
		"My wife won't have sex anywhere but our bedroom because it's 'too dirty' to do elsewhere. How can I get her to explore different rooms and locales?" source: slate.com \| share:	39

Sat October 10, 2020
		A priest had sex in a church with two consenting adult females? That's demonic. BURN THE ALTAR source: nola.com \| share:	162

Thu October 08, 2020
		Just to be clear, NON-sexual nipple tattoos are still fine and dandy on Facebook. whew source: bbc.com \| share:	16
		Sexy Nurse: The Walking Dead Edition (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	50
		Oh, yeah, baby, peel off some of those layers. You're so sexy you make my eyes water source: cbc.ca \| share:	21
		4pm Eastern, it's the Fark News Livestream. Starting to get a little Halloweeny out there, plus everything useless from last night's debate and sex-mad ducks source: twitch.tv \| share:	5
		Brad Parscale cried in the back of the police car about not having sex source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	142
		Quote from the response of the Dear Amy column: " Your sexless marriage is probably more "normal" than you realize" source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	27
		Postman, not into fowl-play, warns his customer he won't deliver the mail anymore after being terrorised by their randy sex-mad duck on his rounds source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	30
		Suck it up, buttercup source: slate.com \| share:	22

Wed October 07, 2020
		The most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes of 2020. I especially like the sexy fried chicken hottie, and there's the sexy hand sanitizer too source: geeksaresexy.net \| share:	89
		White-out dots appearing on cars not related to sex trafficking, possibly left by man with a huge correction source: wbtw.com \| share:	52
		"I've got 150 kids by having sex as a sperm donor, my last 'customer' had her partner wait at the bedroom door." The Son is there (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	60
		Trump loses tax return subpoena appeal. Next stop: SCOTUS. Would you like 8 judges or 9? source: cnbc.com \| share:	69
		"Dear Stoya: My sex drive has exploded into the stratosphere and I'm worried I'm going to wear out my husband. What can I do to prevent that?" source: slate.com \| share:	48
		Man tried to rent a horse so he and his wife can perform sex acts on it. Police reminded them that 'neigh means NEIGH' source: fox43.com \| share:	86

Tue October 06, 2020
(Some Guy)		Korean girl group agency reacts to complaints about sexy-nurse outfit worn in music video, calls it an artistic choice and not an insult to nurses on COVID-19 front lines who don't wear sexy-nurse outfits on the job source: soompi.com \| share:	39
		Baaaaaaaaah, stupid Brit comedy shows aren't going to be funny anymore if you can't make fun of the Welsh with silly sheep sex jokes source: thesun.ie \| share:	25
		How to choose, store, and eat grapes, assuming your cabana boys and sexbots are isolating source: skillet.lifehacker.com \| share:	8
		Um, some? source: lifehacker.com \| share:	16
		Survey of single people show that during the lockdown they basically farked whomever they had access to source: nydailynews.com \| share:	57
		Let's see how Dr. Demon-Semen is taking the news that POTUS got hospitalized and isn't on hydroxychloroquine...oh, my source: insideedition.com \| share:	56
		Wanker gets sentenced for outraging public decency after being 'absolutely bladdered' when he performed a sex act on himself outside family home. Apparently bladdered is the new blottoed for English tabloids source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	34

Mon October 05, 2020
		Joni (R-pig castration) is upset she was not sexted by North Carolina senate candidate. Fails to explain why she should care about North Carolina senate race source: msn.com \| share:	37
		Give me money, give me sex. Give me food and cigarettes. Oh what to do, not to feel and who are you? You broke my heart, it came in two. I go out on Monday, looking for a Tuesday. Nothing ever makes much sense. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	345

Sun October 04, 2020
		Dear Deidre, I manage a butcher's shop and I've been having crazy and passionate sex with a woman that I deliver my meat to. Not an euphemism at all source: thesun.ie \| share:	24

Sat October 03, 2020
		NC Senator Thom Tillis: "I have COVID." His Democrat re-election challenger: "Oh yeah? I sexted with a woman who isn't my wife" source: politico.com \| share:	131
		Not sure whether to use the Giggity tag, the Spiffy tag, or the still-to-be-authorized Ewwww tag. Seriously, where's our Ewwww tag, Drew? source: people.com \| share:	35

Fri October 02, 2020
		Woman catches husband having a five-year affair with her mother ... because her son walked in on them having sex. Holiday affairs will never be the same source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	80

Thu October 01, 2020
		"Well, it is every kid's dream to do a teacher," the complaint stated. Which doesn't sound like a complaint, but the legal system says otherwise source: fox11online.com \| share:	79
		"I teach college and have long thought about trying out some sex work; I'm close to starting up an OnlyFans account. I teach college, though, so should I be concerned about students finding my profile?" source: slate.com \| share:	14
		Pour a tiny drink out for Clare Bronfman, the heiress to the Seagram liquor fortune, who was just sentenced to 81 months in prison for her involvement with the NXIVM cult source: cnn.com \| share:	17
		Louisiana man arrested for coming out of the closet. Since it was a 15-year-old girl's and he'd been living there for a month, he's lucky he was just arrested source: yahoo.com \| share:	45
		Like my grandmother always used to say: "When the weather is hot & sticky, that's no time for dippin' dickie, but when the frost is on the pumpkin then that's the time for dickie dunkin" source: cosmopolitan.com \| share:	50

Wed September 30, 2020
		New study suggests neanderthal genes are a liability for COVID patients, doesn't address paleo diets source: apnews.com \| share:	15
		"I always viewed myself as a prison abolitionist, but then a man tried to sexually assault me. Should I help ensure he's sent to prison for his crime?" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	37
		Give it up for southern alligator lizards, you humans haven't really loved someone enough to grip their head in your mouth for hours or days source: nytimes.com \| share:	4
		"Dear Prudence: My friend says faking an orgasm is just like sexual abuse. Is she right?" source: slate.com \| share:	17

Tue September 29, 2020
		Fox News analyst forced waiter into 'bizarre sex act' involving father-son role play. I am disappoint source: nydailynews.com \| share:	82
		Actual headline: "Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper 'blesses' the world with her 'sacred' sexuality through OnlyFans" source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	111

Mon September 28, 2020
		The Stars staved off elimination on Saturday in a double bonus hockey thriller. Can they shoot to another win to form that magnificent constellation Game 7? Or will the Lightning send them nova and raise the Cup? Johnny Sex Cup Finals Game 6 @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	861
		How to tell if someone is flirting with you. Well, not really you, but other, more attractive people source: lifehacker.com \| share:	100

Sun September 27, 2020
(Some Sad Guy)		1,000,000 source: worldometers.info \| share:	85

Sat September 26, 2020
		"I thought I was gay until I fell in love with a woman" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	46

Fri September 25, 2020
		But is it really enough? source: eurekalert.org \| share:	4
		With less noise during lockdown, Bay Area sparrows sang 'sexier' songs - mostly Barry White and Prince numbers, with some Timberlake mixed in for the younger chicks source: upi.com \| share:	16
		Girl's Costume Warehouse will not be offering Sexy Covid costumes this year. Frog still available for purchase (NSFW content) source: businessinsider.com \| share:	73
		"Dear Stoya: The song WAP resonates with me as I have quite a WAP, and it's ruining my sex life. It's like a slip and slide. What can I do to prevent said WAP from affecting performance?" source: slate.com \| share:	46

Thu September 24, 2020
		Bob Kraft gets off. Again source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	41
		Parents group wanting Trump to investigate Netflix for 'sexualizing' girls is like inviting the wolf to the hen-house with a bottle of ketchup and meat tenderizer but that's where we are source: nypost.com \| share:	61
		Registered sex offender drove 450 miles to meet "teenager." Didn't blink the whole way source: koin.com \| share:	93

Wed September 23, 2020
		Today is both National Celebrate Bisexuality Day and National Snack Stick day, so get out there and celebrate by snacking on all kinds of sticks and snacks source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	45
		Teen from Beirut to join global band despite same-sex tendencies source: local10.com \| share:	8
		Sex robots that are controlled by humans remotely from different continents. A sketch comedy film, the name of your cover band, or newly-discovered Frank Zappa album? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	9
		"I had some nude pictures of my ex-girfriend on my phone; my wife found them, almost left me, but stayed with me. Sex has been rather problematic since then, and it's because of those pictures. What can we do to overcome this impasse?" source: slate.com \| share:	50

Tue September 22, 2020
		Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, Uh-huh Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, Uh-huh Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, kicked his rivals ass and won the lass, Uh-huh (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	12
		A good resting place for one's nuts is serious business, even for birbs. Every critter in the wild can't just let their nuts hang free like a certain website mascot we won't mention source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	13
		"The pandemic may offer opportunities to help adolescents and young adults make good decisions regarding sexual and social behavior." And they might not drink too much, text and drive, and think they're invincible either source: nytimes.com \| share:	7
		New book alleges Prince Andrew is a "sex addict" and a "daring lover." Man that next season of 'The Crown' is looking better all the time source: pagesix.com \| share:	36
		Bad: 12 y.o. girl snapchats 19 y.o. boy. Worse: he's 35 Fark: They have a "Special" relationship. UltraFark: he has AIDS source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	9
		Industry condemns 'sexist' language in Whisky Bible. Just wait until they read the King James version source: thespiritsbusiness.com \| share:	13
		Robert Kraft likely to get off after his sex tape gets blown out of court, prosecutors say things are too hard to go any deeper into the case source: boston.com \| share:	11
		"I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?" source: slate.com \| share:	69

Mon September 21, 2020
		If you flew on Epstein's Sexual Assault Express plane, it's your turn to get farked and disposed of source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	62
		'It's against the law to get together in large groups' - "But we're rich" - 'Well all righty then' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	46
		I'm thinking someone needs to clean up Trump's mail blast list. They should at least remove the people he's been accused of sexually assaulting source: twitter.com \| share:	36
		Finally, Twitter brings someone a pleasurable experience source: mic.com \| share:	29
		"I've had a longtime crush on Crow T. Robot from 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' says "Sex and the City" star, and the feeling appears to be mutual source: toofab.com \| share:	18
		Beaverton sees Poon arrested for sexual abuse source: kptv.com \| share:	26

Sun September 20, 2020
		Roman porn coins leave historians with a question: What on Earth does a dick with wings represent? (Likely NSFW) source: cracked.com \| share:	49

Sat September 19, 2020
		It's sexy time for spiders... BIG spiders source: krqe.com \| share:	47
		Door closer sex nuts. They're so hot source: amazon.com \| share:	36
		"My longtime hairstylist has become a Covid truther and unhinged conspiracy theorist and won't shut up about it. Should I look elsewhere for a haircut?" source: slate.com \| share:	67

Fri September 18, 2020
		Accused sex trafficker Allison Mack is back in college taking classes that are perhaps a bit too related source: vice.com \| share:	52
		Harvey Weinstein stripped of honorary CBE, which he thought stood for Cute Blonde and Exploitable source: independent.co.uk \| share:	16
		Catching up with the Covid-19 success story, like the Zoom sex partygoer, a bookstore owner, and a fired restaurant employee source: slate.com \| share:	2

Thu September 17, 2020
		Trump campaign says no way a sexual assault on an ex-model was committed by Trump at the US Open in 1997 noting that at age 25 she was too old for him source: foxnews.com \| share:	34
		Always wanted to get bitten by an angry fish but afraid of getting wet? Today's your lucky day (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	21
		I don't remember this episode from Cheers source: pagesix.com \| share:	50
		"Functional ion nanochannel-based approach to detect tyrosine phosphorylation" may not sound sexy to you, but in some circles it's a serious barn-burner source: phys.org \| share:	7
		"My grandmother had an heirloom diamond necklace my grandfather gave to one of his mistresses. I think I found it on eBay; I quizzed my sex-crazed grandpa and the seller, who said if I wanted it, I'd pay the asking price or more. Is this blackmail?" source: slate.com \| share:	25
		"My girlfriend and I have survived the lockdown together, but she recently slept with a coworker and still wants to be with me. Am I being manipulated and turned into a doormat?" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	36
		"Dear Stoya: I'm a man in my thirties and I've never made it to home base. What can I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	38

Wed September 16, 2020
		Sentences you never thought you'd see: Sexy Tiger King costumes are available source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	23
		Well the DHS and DOJ IG's WERE conducting an investigation in whether ICE personnel were routinely sexually assaulting female detainees in areas that are "blind spots" for security cameras; but darn the luck, a key witness/victim just got deported source: texastribune.org \| share:	24

Tue September 15, 2020
		Washington State Lawmaker who posted an article on Facebook claiming 460,000 missing children a year "end up in sex dungeons to be exploited and repeatedly raped by demons." leaves threatening voicemail for reporter who reports this. Guess the party source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		Sentient Realdoll Slumlord is the name of my Indian gothic sex metal band source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		Site of male sexual desire uncovered in brain, pants, hands source: eurekalert.org \| share:	11
		Site of male sexual desire uncovered in brain, pants, hands source: eurekalert.org \| share:	11
		"My boyfriend of just under a year is pansexual, which has never been a problem (I'm a straight woman, FYI). He'd hooked up with a straight friend before we met and has been obsessed with this friend who rejected him. Is there a future here?" source: slate.com \| share:	34

Mon September 14, 2020
		Florida Democrat Andrew Gillum comes out."You didn't ask the question, you put it out there of whether I identify as gay. The answer is I don't identify as gay but I do identify as bisexual" source: out.com \| share:	52
		George R.R. Martin describes how a horse got a giant boner watching Jason Momoa have sex, and other revelations from the Game of Thrones expose book Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon source: ew.com \| share:	61

Sun September 13, 2020
		No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne room. There is, however, COVID-19 source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	64
		If you don't think your teenager is watching porn, you're wrong source: slate.com \| share:	30

Sat September 12, 2020
		Rock stars reveal what album was playing when they lost their virginity. Farkers still listening to All By Myself by Eric Carmen in hopes of the right one. Someday source: loudersound.com \| share:	90
		UFC star Conor McGregor arrested on suspicion of attempted sexual assault and showing his naughty bits by French police in Corsica source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	21
		Farewell Shere Hite, thanks for your sex research. Oh and sorry you had to give up your American citizenship source: bbc.com \| share:	91

Fri September 11, 2020
		Virginia Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax announces that he will temporarily forgo any further sexual assaults upon women in order to enter the 2021 race for Virginia governor source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	19
		Uh ... because they love him more than sex? And almost as much as money source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	35
		Pope Francis says that the pleasures of eating and sex are gifts from God, recommends pastrami on rye from Katz's deli source: nypost.com \| share:	61

Thu September 10, 2020
		Can you resurrect a dead relationship when one party has determined everything is over, or do you mope about like the subject in a Morrissey song? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	17
		While we've already moved on to the next Trump outrage du jour (de l'heure?), don't forget how insane it is that the DOJ is moving to take over his personal defense in a sexual assault case source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	81
		"Like poverty and racism, school shootings and police brutality, mass incarceration and sexual harassment, widespread extinctions and changing climate, COVID-19 might become yet another unacceptable thing that America comes to accept" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	92

Wed September 09, 2020
(Some Agar Man, or, An Smeg Aroma)		I was very young when I learned that "Spiro Agnew" is an anagram for "Grow a Penis", but I was yesterday years old before I realized that you can't spell "subtext" without all the letters of "buttsex." What's your favorite naughty anagram? source: anagrammaker.com \| share:	22
(Some Guy)		Apparently, the neighbors should have had more sex also source: oxygen.com \| share:	73
		SAD: COVID-19 restrictions will not permit you to dance with any of the bridal party at the wedding reception. SPIFFY: The group sex at the after-party will be fine though source: abc.net.au \| share:	27

Tue September 08, 2020
		Top sex tips for women, including (a) be less selfish in bed, (b) try and last longer, (c) if your partner is male, the penis is an erogenous zone that merits attention source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	22
		Religious leader who blamed homosexuality for Coronavirus is now infected with Coronavirus source: metro.co.uk \| share:	60
		Woman gets naked in store to try out sex toy she just stole because who would possibly notice? source: tcpalm.com \| share:	67
		UK brothel has unhappy ending after police called in to break up 'large gathering' and discover it's an afternoon sex orgy of sexed-up covid-loving people not keeping their distance (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	19

Mon September 07, 2020
		I'm just wondering how to become a guy who has worth to a girl; it's mostly not about sex - I'm just so tired of being so isolated; and to preempt the suggestion that I "lower [my] standards": my "standards" are just "trustworthy" and "consenting" source: fark.com \| share:	90
		About that recent sex trafficking bust cause célèbre, 39 kids being rescued from a trailer in Georgia is not the biggest news story in America because 39 kids were NOT rescued from a trailer in Georgia source: huffpost.com \| share:	106
		"Just because I joke and talk about killing blacks doesn't make me racist. Can I have my job back?" Arbitration board: "Yes, Officer, here's your gun, badge and back pay" source: unionleader.com \| share:	212
		Mike Sexton cashes out with a 7-2 source: reviewjournal.com \| share:	18
		"Dear Stoya: I've been reading your column; because of that, I have come to the conclusion I never want to have sex with a feminist. They sound like a pack of uptight authoritarians looking for a reason to ruin everyone's sexual happiness." OK, incel source: slate.com \| share:	35

Fri September 04, 2020
		Ever play the PC game, 'Firewatch'? Now you can rent a fire lookout tower for $40 a night. Sexy radio voice not included source: cnn.com \| share:	46
		"Experts" release a list of "lesser-known" apps that could expose your child to sex trafficking. Stupid tag because the list includes Grinder and Plenty of Fish source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	33
		Older male elephants play important role in herd education, culture. Now get the fark off of their savannah source: bbc.com \| share:	10
		"Sex robots will soon be just as common and important as cell phones" says man whose inflatable wife is just as real to him as your wife is to you. Probably not safe for work, deductive reasoning (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	130
		Women's sex lives in lockdown prove online comedy hit. Time to re-release "Chained Heat," "Ilsa, She-Wolf" and "Black Mama White Mama" source: theguardian.com \| share:	10
		A look at everything coming to Amazon Prime Streaming his month. Thankfully, the new Addams Family is on it source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	29

Thu September 03, 2020
		Mask it before you tap it ™ source: insider.com \| share:	58
		6pm ET - it's the Fark News Livestream. More scary less funny today with some new Covid-19 revelations, but more sex than usual. Not your typical Thursday news cycle today source: twitch.tv \| share:	9
		So, that Netflix poster for a French movie that was blasted for sexualizing young girls? Yeah, the director received death threats over it. The black, female director who had no say in the poster source: deadline.com \| share:	77
		The real surprise is that it took this long for designers to put a high-fashion spin on face masks source: pagesix.com \| share:	19
		Youth minister pleads guilty to sexual assault that was broadcast live on TV, claims he was just caught up in the moment source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	101
		"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12
		"We just figured if we had sex with enough people they'd put us on the cover, man." Bonus: Best guitar solo EVER source: youtube.com \| share:	19
		Okay, I'll try the mask but I'm NOT wearing the pads and skates source: reuters.com \| share:	33

Wed September 02, 2020
		According to car manufacturers, supporting "Right-to-Repair" laws means that you are probably a sexual predator source: jalopnik.com \| share:	94
		A love letter from your student regent to all 30,000 university students: NO MORE SUICIDING. And cease ANY negative talk around our beloved university system. And tantra is not about sex source: adn.com \| share:	48
		Twinkle, twinkle, little star, let's have sex inside my car source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	32
		Flamboyant cuttlefish save their bright patterns for flirting, fighting, fleeing and, of course, mating source: sciencenews.org \| share:	4
		"Dear Stoya: I'm a 32 year-old straight woman who happens to be a virgin. I don't have any guy friends who'd be cool with a hooking; is it normal for someone like me to take a vacation and hook up with a legal prostitute? I figure it's a good idea" source: slate.com \| share:	32

Tue September 01, 2020
		TIL you don't need arms to have sex. Obvious tag is obvious source: vice.com \| share:	13
		Research on Christian sex websites suggests fundies are just as naughty as the rest of the population even when they don't have their own pool boys source: theconversation.com \| share:	49
		And how do I get back home? source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	10
		Scientists: Humans can signal and process the smell of sexual arousal source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	28
		Headline: FEARS MEN COULD DIE OUT FROM DISAPPEARING Y CHROMOSOME. Article: says this is unlikely to happen (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	45
		Headline: FEARS MEN COULD DIE OUT FROM DISAPPEARING Y CHROMOSOME. Article: says this is unlikely to happen (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	45
(Some Guy)		The Top 50 Sexiest Accents in the USA: 2020. Start with New Jersey in last place and end with Texas at number one source: bigseventravel.com \| share:	154

Mon August 31, 2020
		Can the 'rona be transmitted during sex? Oh yes, there's video source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	8
		"Dear Stoya: My wife of 16 years came out to me last fall as bisexual. It honestly wasn't a huge surprise to me; it wasn't a huge surprise. She wants a threesome with me and a woman; I said no. She said I'm not a real man; am I? What do I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	47
		Lang's Love Cave ... yeah it's an old article but sex never really gets old does it source: ancient-origins.net \| share:	5
		Employers will tolerate a lot of casual dress, but most expect you to wear pants source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	71

Sat August 29, 2020
		Toni Braxton: "I regret not having more sex when I was younger. I should have drank more. I should have partied more. Smoked more, even. I think my religious upbringing stopped me doing a lot of things that I should have done" source: theguardian.com \| share:	73
		Britain now under attack from freaky-legged sex-crazed nopes "the size of your hand." Look out humans in homes, their only mission is to have sex source: nottinghampost.com \| share:	58
		DirecTV, valued at $49 billion when AT&T bought it in 2015, can now be yours for the cool price of under $20 billion. It's not TV, it's Dying Business Model TV source: cnet.com \| share:	42
		A top RNC official spreading conspiracy theories and making Islamophobic and sexist comments? Meh, It would be more shocking if they DIDN'T do that source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	19
		Giant panda Mei Xiang took a very quick break from her newborn to get a drink of water, thus giving us a very rare unobstructed look at her ugly-ass cub source: nationalzoo.si.edu \| share:	13

Fri August 28, 2020
		Give up some cheers for the Brits and their environmentalism, one in three of them admit to having sex in the dark to save on their electricity bill source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	46

Thu August 27, 2020
		Kinsey Institute researcher mansplains why conservative men love to share wives and liberals secretly want blurred lines source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	38
		Sex offenders in prison get fish tanks to help 'keep them calm.' And also, because it's really hard to fark a goldfish (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	64
		Apparently counting to two just won't cut it source: phys.org \| share:	2
		Government boss is caught having sex with his secretary after accidentally joining Zoom meeting with his colleagues in the Philippines. I did have sexual relations with that woman source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	43
		Old, busted, and increasingly resisted: insecticide. New sexy goodness: ant pheromones source: eurekalert.org \| share:	8
		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Human Sexual Response, Opal, and requested Eleven Pond. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #148. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	52
		Old & busted: Love Shack. New Hotness: Sex Tent (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	38
		Kate Winslet talks about sex scenes with Saoirse Ronan in upcoming movie: "It's definitely not like eating a sandwich" source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	51
		"Dear Stoya: My girlfriend has banned a particular sex act and won't tell me why. Am I not owed an explanation?" source: slate.com \| share:	67

Wed August 26, 2020
		The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Father? Sexual harassment accusations source: jezebel.com \| share:	9
		The NXIVM sex cult started out, as things do, as an Anti-Trump group before going full Epstein source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	37
		Cunning sex partners practice social licking from a safe distance when playing the oral field at the Y source: bbc.com \| share:	36
		NJ accent rated the least sexy in the US by Bennies who have never had a Taylor Roll down the shore because they didn't know what exit to get off at source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	205
		"Sex-crazed giant (you have my attention) house sp" (and you just lost it) NOPE source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	7
		"Dear Stoya: We had to cancel our summer camp sex festival this year due to Coronavirus and my husband is outraged. What can I do to make him happy?" source: slate.com \| share:	26

Tue August 25, 2020
		You might want to have a seat right over there for this, but it turns out that sex offender registries don't actually do much of anything to protect people from sex offenders source: npr.org \| share:	90

Mon August 24, 2020
		Jerry Falwell Jr. denies reports he has resigned. "Hey, I can run Liberty U. AND watch my wife get doinked by the pool boy at the same time" source: cnn.com \| share:	98
		Keira Knightley will almost star in a show called "The Sex Serpent". Almost source: macrumors.com \| share:	27
		The police officer "denies any inappropriate conduct and says he did not proposition Miss A. He says he went to her flat to get intelligence on counterfeit cigarettes and wanted men." Seriously, are we not doing phrasing any more? source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	29
		Not even the Coronavirus can stop the human sex drive and proclivity for one night stands source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	55
		"I've been sexting a guy for years I knew in grad school. He's told me he loves me, his texts are definitely risque, but he resisted the idea of meeting in person. I did some digging; he's been married since 2018. Should I tell his wife?" source: slate.com \| share:	34

Sun August 23, 2020
		Is Bill Nye a science guy and a sex god? Apparently so source: twitter.com \| share:	36

Fri August 21, 2020
		What the hell is the Covid world coming to? Swingers heading for sell-out bonking festival told there will be "no sexual activity" to ensure the event meets current virus restrictions source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	33
		NPR on QAnon: You know, I could imagine a secret cabal in the government that might want to raise our taxes or indoctrinate us or take our guns away, some policy goal. But this notion that they're sexually abusing children, where did this come from? source: npr.org \| share:	73

Thu August 20, 2020
		Light day for Johnny Sex Cup, but elimination is on the line in both games. Will the Flames' desire for the Cup or their disgust at being in Edmonton prevail? Will Kuznetsov race to flank speed or break down in a huge cloud of smoke? Pucks @ 8pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	647
		Paying for sex in your cruiser and nude photos from drug dealers is no way to go through life, deputy source: caledonianrecord.com \| share:	46
		If you haven't had the sex talk with your kids, you're going to need to find a new metaphor source: salon.com \| share:	52
		Netflix to release film celebrating the French national pastime of sexualizing little girls. Submitting this to the main page, because this sure as hell ain't entertainment [Update: Netflix apologizes] source: deadline.com \| share:	230
		"My partner and I have been together for two years; his wife has no idea. Will he ever be all mine, or will I be constantly relegated to 'other woman' status?" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	45

Wed August 19, 2020
		Betsy DeVos cooperated with "men's rights" groups to water down, or to eliminate entirely, Obama-era regulations regarding sexual assaults on campus source: esquire.com \| share:	106
		So Arizona: A murder plot, mayhem, madness and sex slaves for grandma's money source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	15
		Somebody needs to option the rights to make a screenplay of this stat: A Romanian billionaire tied to the $65 million heist of art by Picasso, Monet, and Matisse was poisoned and killed by his Ukrainian call-girl lover at a wild sex club, say police source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	40
		"Movie studios are crumbling for many reasons right now, but one less discussed reason seems to be that their executives keep getting involved in sex scandals that involve the actress Charlotte Kirk" source: vulture.com \| share:	45
		"Dear Stoya: Am I a bad feminist for disliking oral sex?" source: slate.com \| share:	32

Tue August 18, 2020
		"All those in favor of the motion?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Oh, god yes. YES. YEEEEEES." "Motion passed" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	18
		"He developed the Lovetron9000, a device implanted in the pelvis which makes the penis vibrate during sex, and has since quit his warehouse job to market the idea." Just a small part of the article cra-cra. Be afraid. be very afraid source: the-sun.com \| share:	24
		'Men vs. women' time travel memes have disturbing answers concerning the use of a time machine source: dailydot.com \| share:	81
		Over 2 years ago, Rose McGowan said a "very famous man" committed sexual misconduct when she was 15. That man is Alexander Payne, director of Election and Sideways source: vulture.com \| share:	70
		Pay up Tavis, not so Smiley now are you source: variety.com \| share:	5

Mon August 17, 2020
		Upcoming Netflix film has "tormented war veteran who believes in blood sacrifice," "serial killers who hit the highway to find their victims," "corrupt preacher who's inclined to view members of his flock as sexual playthings." Now that's Alabama source: al.com \| share:	10

Sun August 16, 2020
		Katy Perry hot and cold over sexual misconduct allegations source: nme.com \| share:	73
		Johnny Sex Cup goes a wandering as NBC sticks Caps/Isles on USA & Stars/Flames on CNBC. 3 teams look for victory #1 in their series while Vegas tries to cashier Chicago. Will blood flow? The goonjuice will. 1st puck @ Noon ET. Get well soon, Claude source: nhl.com \| share:	804

Sat August 15, 2020
(Some Australians)		Russian town attacked by mosquito tornadoes, as we shift from farcical times to Lovecraftian times source: 7news.com.au \| share:	39
		Johnny Sex Cup Day 5. And the Lord Stanley spake, saying, "First shalt though drop the puck. Three shall be the number of periods you play, no less, but possibly more. And Milbury, who being naughty in my sight, shall suck it." Play commenceth @ Noon ET source: nhl.com \| share:	517

Fri August 14, 2020
		Here are all the Covid-safe facing-away sexual positions you can use during this pandemic [Safe for Work] source: metro.co.uk \| share:	10
		"My daughter has Instagram and a smartphone. She's 13 and follows her 23 year-old cousin who posts jokes about adult topics. She let me know about the follow; I worry about stuff influencing my daughter. Should I make her unfollow her cousin?" source: slate.com \| share:	24

Thu August 13, 2020
		Same old Jets, farking up international diplomacy source: wfan.radio.com \| share:	7
		The Root investigates wet ass pussy source: verysmartbrothas.theroot.com \| share:	170
		The Root investigates wet ass pussy source: verysmartbrothas.theroot.com \| share:	170

Wed August 12, 2020
		Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends source: sg.news.yahoo.com \| share:	40
		That underage manatee in the internet chat room looking for an older man to get nude with... MAY just be a cop. Officer source: wfla.com \| share:	55
		Y chromosomes gain an advantage over X chromosomes when old men nail young women, which actually explains a lot source: phys.org \| share:	1
		Who would've ever guessed that a restaurant chain called Twin Peaks would allegedly be run like a sex ring source: dallasnews.com \| share:	38
		Warbirds heading to Hawai'i to help celebrate the 75th anniversary of WWII's end got a ride from the US Navy's amphibious assault ship USS Essex source: thedrive.com \| share:	17
		University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft source: onlineathens.com \| share:	29

Tue August 11, 2020
		Doug? If you are looking for Emu Emu, Paterson police have good news for you source: nj.com \| share:	29
		Smart, smoldering student brings sexy back to BBC2's "University Challenge" thanks to being totally cool while correctly answering questions on musicals, US politics and physics source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	30
		The Legend of Korra had to overcome sexist idiocy from Nickelodeon execs, a midseason move to a streaming site, anxiety over a lesbian relationship, and the legacy of Avatar itself-in order to succeed source: observer.com \| share:	41
		♬ I'm too sexy for my virtual shirt. Too sexy for my virtual shirt. So sexy it hurts (my wallet) ♬ source: independent.co.uk \| share:	7
		Tour bus sex with groupies is just part of a rock star's job, but apparently if you're "a rock star in the Catholic liturgical realm" you're not supposed to do that source: boston.com \| share:	37
		Great, now coronavirus is killing sex source: news.sky.com \| share:	108

Mon August 10, 2020
		"Self-experimentation in the time of COVID-19," an article about researchers and biohackers testing medicines on themselves and not about solo sextyime, much to subby's chagrin source: the-scientist.com \| share:	10
		Oh, sure, when a Democrat is running for Congress, suddenly having sexual relations with his students is a bad thing source: wbur.org \| share:	52
		Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic, with helpful pic of sex in Mexico source: cnn.com \| share:	71

Fri August 07, 2020
		Phony politician accused of sexual assault stole idea from phony politician accused of sexual assault source: twitter.com \| share:	15

Thu August 06, 2020
		New study supports more frequent HIV screening among high-risk young men who have sex with men. Also, wearing rubbers when it's wet source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	8
		The devil of sexual assault charges is in the Detail source: apnews.com \| share:	6
(Some Guy)		Sexy pancakes in your hometown, tell us source: mtlblog.com \| share:	19

Wed August 05, 2020
		Teacher fired for sex with student. Just kidding, she took TFD's advice and farked his dad (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	75
		Dateline NBC: To Catch a Ninja premiering this fall source: eonline.com \| share:	13
		Think of the children source: koaa.com \| share:	30
		Kinda like the alternate headline too: Controversial 'Hookers for Jesus' group to get more federal money after Bill Barr and Ivanka Trump announce new sex trafficking effort source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		Prince Andrew allegedly used a puppet of himself to grope victims at Jeffrey Epstein's home. The aristocrats source: vanityfair.com \| share:	92
		The evolutionary paths of paddlefish and sturgeons diverged 184 million years ago. For those fish to breed is more like "if a human came out of a platypus egg" source: quantamagazine.org \| share:	12
		The evolutionary paths of paddlefish and sturgeons diverged 184 million years ago. For those fish to breed is more like "if a human came out of a platypus egg" source: quantamagazine.org \| share:	12
		How the Village People took gay sex mainstream. Come for the MAGA anthem, stay for the Simpsons reference source: bbc.com \| share:	16
		"Dear Stoya: Is it a compliment if men tell me after sex I'm tight? I'm in my 50s and don't know" source: slate.com \| share:	38
(Fresh Toast)		Can vouch for this source: thefreshtoast.com \|