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Sun May 09, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Arizona "audit" is a shiatshow that the "auditors" are making up as they go along
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona decides knocking on voters' doors and interrogating them regarding their voting record might be a bit over the top
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(MSN)
 
 
 
74 parishioners at a church that sued for the right to have in-person, maskless services really have something to pray about now
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Rutgers University: Due to Covid we can not have a live commencement at the football stadium. Also Rutgers: come see spring football live at the football stadium next week
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If you look at these alert screens sideways and squint a little, it looks like maybe possibly Facebook and Instagram are hinting at thinking about threatening to become pay services on iPhones
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels rejects the UK's false Brexit compromise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economic "experts" expected 1,000,000 jobs to be created in April. They were only off by about 80%. Meanwhile, if you miss a deadline at work you get fired
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Thu May 06, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft promises to finally truly kill Flash, but you'll have to take the July Windows 10 update which zaps it from the core OS
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Wed May 05, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Solar Man first to enter Arizona GOP clown car to defeat Space Man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Giggity tag returns to Nevada after a year of lockdown
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Obviously it's NOT the most important meal of the day (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
How many streaming channels are you currently paying for?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You can now go Greek again outside
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
That's_a_penis.jpg (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The US is downsizing its embassy in Mar-A-Lago East
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has irrevocably changed the economy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Will Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff undo the damage Melania did to the Rose Garden? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
John Elway or Ryan Leaf... time will tell
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(Some Hypnotist)
 
 
 
Dilbert guy decides to de-platform himself so nobody can de-platform him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a classy response to an officer shooting an unarmed black man, town GOP releases the arrest records...of the victim's entire family
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida man clearly tired of waiting to be in a headline, carjacks own car because if you want something done right, well
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
So why ARE lumber prices up 232% in the past year?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Headline question that ends in a question mark? Difficulty level: F-35 Lightning II
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Tue April 27, 2021
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
GOP governor sues GOP legislature in GOP court over GOP rejection of GOP requested emergency powers. /GOP
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(Euractiv)
 
 
 
"Putin on Monday dismissed as "absurd" Prague's accusations after Czech authorities accused the Russian secret services of being behind a deadly arms depot blast in 2014. But the investigative website Bellingcat connected the dots back to Russia"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
9 4-star generals (as many as 36 stars) pen a memo to POTUS begging him to get the intelligence community off their asses and start countering all this propaganda from hostile intelligence services, Fox News
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Mon April 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I would like to convert my entire salary into Bitcoins please
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Camping World pitches a tent for crypto
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have no experience with elections and are run by a conspiracy theorist, so clearly the methods we use in auditing the election must be kept secret and not revealed to the courts, and I cannot trust the wine in front of you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new batch of a UK company's telecom and interweb satellites have been launched into LEO - they're shooting for 650 total. Between them, Bezos', and Elon's plans, soon there will be more sats than stars in the sky
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"As 2021 sees systemic changes in how consumers purchase goods and services it made me realize that some Ontarians have a fundamental misconception about what The Beer Store is and is not"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate to meet rising demand, Uber and Lyft are resorting to *gasp* paying drivers more money
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Respected Tennessee state senator Thelma Harper dies. Mama's Family will never be the same
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Salmond flounders against Sturgeon, vows to give Scotland a new currency and ditch the pound (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 20, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Person who nominated Dr. Drew for LA Homeless Services Authority withdraws his nomination, making him homeless
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"But Hole was previously known to authorities." Uh huh huh
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
One for services rendered, one as a down payment on future services, no doubt
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook wants Congress to write laws how online services should make users' data available to transfer to other platforms (google, etc.). Oh BTW, it's already doing it
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Sun April 18, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona to conduct an "independent" audit of election, funded by Trumpies and conducted by conspiracy-theorist company. Surely this will be on the up-and-up
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Discord iOS app users will have NSFW content banned thanks to App Store restrictions. NSFW Discord content on your iOS web browser, or the Android app? No problemo
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Costco finally has a plan to bring back their free samples and all is right again with the world
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Alberta officials literally fence in Covid deniers
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Sat April 10, 2021
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the unvaccinated
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
US Air Force retreats from space and cyberspace
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Bobby Bowden received a Florida Medal of Freedom. ALSO BREAKING: Apparently there's a Florida Medal of Freedom
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(Port Huron Times Herald)
 
 
 
Sixteen teams of handlers & dogs from a local therapy dog group are helping to alleviate the stress & providing comfort at St. Clair County vaccine clinics. Please welcome these good boys & girls & their handlers to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Mon April 05, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without a license. His lawyer claims he didn't know you needed a license to drink Four Lokos in Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans will keep adding streaming subscriptions despite it costing more than cable
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
How to turn your hobby into a career. Unfortunately, none of subby's hobbies translate well into a career. Well, not a LEGAL career, anyway
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Anti-mask bar owner arrested for hosting all-male strip show that was anti-codpiece
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Sat April 03, 2021
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
"I think he knew that he was home and was just so happy." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare giraffe death trifecta in play
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Missouri House to voters: You can't have the Medicaid expansion you voted for if we don't fund it
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz says OAN, Fox, and Newmax are competing for the services of a sex trafficker
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Wed March 31, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Botox 'doctor' drank Four Loko and champagne during consultations
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google throws some pocket change at European fake news while continuing to feast on delicious american cheese
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walgreens finds the prescription for a healthier bottom line
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Apple, with a straight face, tells a judge the app store cannot be a monopoly because app developers can just make a web browser based version and access it through the internet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC Four to become archival channel
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
"Downtown Asbury Park underground explosion; over 400 residents are without power and evacuating" - no word if they've been cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Galaxy-brained insurrectionist seen at the fore of the braying mob chasing Capitol Officer Goodman now expresses shock that he was "duped" by a lifelong con man, and that jail is icky
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archaeologist 'scared' to death after bizarre 4,000-year-old mummy discovery in Egypt has baffled bone experts. Worried that very large beetle bugs could be coming (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Justice Department is worried about anime monopoly. Wow, Hasbro is getting pretty bold with that intellectual property
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Wed March 24, 2021
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
As if boat strikes, red tides, water pollution and seagrass loss weren't enough, glyphosate poisoning now endangers sea cows. If only there were words to describe this huge calamity
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New Amazon Fire TV remote plays catch-up with Roku, featuring shortcut buttons to the streaming services you don't care/won't pay for
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Unprecendented pressure" will result in the closure of 48 UK travel agency branches. Surely it has nothing to do with the fact the pandemic is hurting travel (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada's $645,000 public toilet is one way to deal with a nation's domestic gross product
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google soiled the bed again with an Android update. Here's how to unsoil it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders calls out Elon Musk for his idiocy (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor John Hagee (then): You need Jesus, not vaccines. Pastor John Hagee (now): Yeah, I got the vaccine
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Don't poop where you eat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's how unhoused people can get the $1,400 stimulus check. Also. Unhoused?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's Senate to 2020 presidential election: "I wish I knew how to quit you"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new survey asked people what "first world problems" they've had during the pandemic. "Asking about first world problems" surprisingly didn't make the list
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Wikipaydia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NYC to decriminalize hookers and blow, well, hookers anyway
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're still giving users admin rights, well, you're kind of getting what you deserve
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You can't stop the signal. Unless you're China, that is
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to Fox, Trump's only lasting legacy will be his jealous rage. Oh now, what about his hateful racism? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sneaky patterns make your data dark. California: Not so fast
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(Some Nola Farker)
 
 
 
No idea of what category this falls under. Thoughts on a Farker and personal friend who left us one year ago this week. DIT, link to the National Suicide Prevention Hotline to the left
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan chastised for using the word "woke" to describe non-racists (possible nsfw content on page)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Spankings, oral sex and cocaine, just your typical sorority hazing. I think I've seen this in a movie before
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"I can state flatly that heavier than air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, 1895; "Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant, if not utterly impossible." - Simon Newcomb, 1902; etc (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"I like some caps: Welfare caps. Refugee admission caps. MAGA caps. THC caps are a different story." Here's Matt Gaetz defending marijuana extracts as only he can
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's "Vasectomy Mayhem," baby
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas has investigated itself for fouling up people's water, and found itself not guilty of any wrongdoing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton steps out in public for the first time since revealing she married into a family of racists (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Conservatives have found outrage in a months-old Disney+ update
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook denies it is a Monopoly and asks the judge to toss the anti-trust suit filed by the FTC and State Attorneys General; an argument that might have been more persuasive if they weren't represented by the firm of Tophat, Shoe, and Thimble
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Kremlin sent a "warning shot" to Silicon Valley to stop letting protesters organize on their services. Their play: slowing down the least-used American social network in Russia, accidentally taking many Russian govt sites offline. Ta-da
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates doesn't trust Bitcoin and neither should you (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 08, 2021
(FedScoop)
 
 
 
US government's General Services Administration auctioning .7501 Bitcoin
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Say no more my man, say no more
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Panasonic to buy Blue Yonder for $6.5 billion. Well, he WAS a Kree battle-slave after all
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Hmmmm, with how specific one question is that was added to taxes this year, how hard will the IRS go after people who try to avoid paying taxes on their fake currency
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Sat March 06, 2021
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Shiatter's Full
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU accused of bullying behavior by the UK because the EU is treating them like a non-member (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with quaint little house your parents died in? New services will offer very short-term space rentals: "Recently we've been getting a lot of cosplay customers who come to act out scenes from the 'Demon Slayer' comic"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
R.I.P, Tony Hendra, manager for the band, Spinal Tap. Services will be held at 11
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario announces $500M in new funding for municipa- OH SH*T IT'S A CANADA GOOSE GET IN THE CAR
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson cuts the cheese
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
...and the dump my dog took in the yard this morning was shaped sort of like a Q, so clearly THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Google Fonts changes logo. F no more
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(Variety)
 
 
 
This has to be Fark's first ever NFT trifecta complete. How does Subby plug a record player into a blockchain?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parler decides to poke the big Bezos bear again. Let's watch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tiny Violin Alert: 'Return to Normal' might hurt Facebook's bottom line, CFO admits
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(Some hamster)
 
 
 
We have drive through vaccinations and testing for Covid19. Why not drive through colonoscopy services?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
British holiday park, frustrated at not being allowed to post a sign saying "No Irish," tries the next best thing
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Those daily scam robocalls aren't going away anytime soon
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Mon March 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas Golden Knights quickly cancel partnership with Mexico-based sports-betting pick seller, because as we all know, Las Vegas is all about being above board and intolerant of unscrupulous touts
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Horse farm opens hotel for homeless hounds, helping their homeless humans while they seek help themselves
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu arrested for corruption and money laundering in connection to Barcagate
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Berkeley Teachers Union president who has fought against school reopening is seen dropping off his own child at a private in-person preschool
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles is really trying hard not to look excited at the prospect of becoming king (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC mayor announces one thousandth Covid death. One thousand and one was her sister
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Money printer not go brrrr
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Judge rules California can have nice things
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gordon Lightfoot reportedly looking for a rhyme for "seagull" and getting the terms "Inner Mooring Basin" and "dewatering process" in to a song
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec government, along with local foundations, is creating a permanent one-stop shop for services for the homeless. They could've saved a lot of money if they just gave them a one way ticket on the hound like they do in the US
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bowser will go to congress and explain why taxing citizens without granting them representation in the legislative body is apparently a bad thing
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
In some parts of San Diego county, $800,000 gets you an unfinished house, complete with local artwork
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Don't forget to check the crawl space for bodies
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Sun February 21, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
South Park returns with hourlong vaccination special
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Deere: "We pinky swear to sell diagnostic tools for our equipment " Three years later: "lolz here's literally a toy version "
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
UK Supreme Court "unanimously" rules that Uber drivers are in fact workers and not contractors, entitled to minimum wage and holiday pay
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Parents-to-be announce pregnancy by staging reveal using scratch off ticket, then hug in matching blue sweat pants. Is it too early to alert child protective services?
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Thu February 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia tells Facebook they will not be intimidated by them by blocking news feed to entire country. Better informed yes, but totally not intimidated
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Kia internal network has been down for 4 days, possibly due to a cyberattack: you can't buy a new Kia from dealer stock, submit your monthly payment, use connected services such as remote unlock & start
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Tue February 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firefighters save cats with oxygen masks. No word on what the cats were doing with oxygen masks in the first place
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parler.fbi.gov
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Herald Courier)
 
 
 
What would Jesus download?
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Let's settle this once and for all: no, the stimulus checks do not count towards your tax returns. But you really do want to file your 2020 returns before you get the next check
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Granted, the resemblance is striking
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All life as you know it will stop instantaneously and every molecule in your body will explode at the speed of light
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Thu February 11, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Och, it's a wee bit nippy oot
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Beans on your Weetabix? That's criminal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians are flying to the USA and shipping their cars to meet them. For vacation. Then they drive back. Because that's how the border works now, and apparently Canadians are spending their CERB on shipping their cars. Sorry. For real: sorry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
RIP - Twitter
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google locks indie developer out of his accounts after a mishap on YouTube. Indie developer gets nowhere after 3 weeks, cancels his upcoming port for Google's beleaguered Stadia service. Game is decade-old fan favorite Terraria. Tag is for the big G
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Sat February 06, 2021
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
♫ A month after Christmas, Animal Services had to free: eight dogs a-wilting, seven cats a-slimming, six donkeys braying, one riiiiing-taaaailed lemur, four trampling horses, three wretched minis, too much feces, and an alpaca standing in pee. ♫
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
During a gold rush you buy the suppliers, not the product
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US trade deficit hits a 12-year high in 2020 as the Donnieconomy winds down and out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nevada looking to let tech companies build their own company towns, with their own local governments, school districts, courts, and provide government services. Yeah... because who doesn't foresee this ending really really badly?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus is my scrubbing bubbles
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Thu February 04, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rhode Island weather. Snowy and dusty at the same time
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Wed February 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why Google never breaks out its profit and loss numbers by product segment, this should help answer the question
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Uber continues its crusade against drunk driving by donating $1.1B to backers of alcohol delivery service Drizly
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Mon February 01, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Personal use quantities of drugs now $100 fine in Oregon, as long as you sign up for treatment. But there is no treatment, and nothing happens you don't pay the fine. Lawmakers evidently on drugs
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The irony is they are playing it again, and again, and again
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun facts about the Tassie Devil, that adorable Australian creature that could crunch your bones
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook ad services still let any ol' spook or seditionist target US military personnel. "A nation state actor could abuse this to run influence operations against US military members at a large scale or in a more targeted way"
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Blofeld escaped from that chimney and spent his last days quilting in Nova Scotia
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(PBS)
 
 
 
For those of you who missed it, Frontline did a great episode of the Trump coup and how we got there
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(Tennessee Star)
 
 
 
Tennessee legislator introduces bill to prevent businesses from denying service to maskless customer. Bonus: the same legislator who introduced the famous "Don't Say Gay" bill
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
What's more metal than having The Bank of Mongolia getting your band on a commemorative coin?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Nanny State's competition watchdog says it's looking into Zuckerbot's Giphy deal as soon as they decide on how to pronounce it they'll say something
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Facebook announces that it will no longer recommend "political groups" to its users. Will still allow domestic terrorists to post and coordinate in those groups, of course, but they're officially "not recommended"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
TiVo then: press this button to skip past ads. TiVo now: people want ads, what's a skip button?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
No joke here, just a reminder that our tax laws, like our views on race, gender, how political parties should work, and whether the internet is magic or not, are firmly set in the 1850s
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Mon January 25, 2021
(DataBreaches.net)
 
 
 
Brazilian data leak exposes info of hundreds of millions. So it's like a Brazilian wax but for your bank account?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Smash hit or total turkey? In the age of streaming it's impossible to tell." You would think they would track this kind of thing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Viruses now officially four times as worse as financial bubbles
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Cowboy Cosplayers for Trump lawsuit claiming being amoral insurrectionist douchebags doesn't qualify as political action has been dismissed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Executive orderpalooza continues
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ajit "Bill Gates" Pai decrees that 3 megabits is more than enough for anyone on his way out the door
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Thu January 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The president sat at his desk signing a huge stack of papers, not one of which was blank. It's going to take a while to get used to this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge to Parler: Your platform promoted hate speech by racist assholes, seditionists, and worse, and Amazon showed you the door, as that is well within their rights. You lose. You get nothing. Good day, sirs
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the Manhattan District Attorney's office, it has been noted that Trump is no longer a sitting president
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is teaming up with Cruise to develop self-driving cars. 'A fatal exception 0E has occurred' may become literal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Revival of Trans Europe Express key to "EU's carbon neutrality" and to meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Parler tricks - the 35tb video collection is now available for public download via Amazon Web Services
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii's COVID briefing ASL interpreter has died of...you guessed it. Sign of the times
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Tue January 19, 2021
(American Radio Relay League)
 
 
 
The FCC would like to remind you that ham radio is not a substitute for Parler, at least when it comes to committing crimes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Scottish EPA tells a ransomware gang to go pound our clean McSand
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden chooses Rachel Levine to be Assistant Health and Human Services Secretary. Surely no Republicans will have a problem with this pick
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Parler may have found a new home on DDOS-Guard, a shell tech company owned by two Russian nationals. Patriotic 'Muricans might not like one of the groups that also utilize their... services
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1-10, how much has your stress and anxiety gone down since Trump was banned from Twitter?
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Pentagon aims to spread artificial intelligence across military services. Dr. Charles Forbin unavailable for comment
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Sat January 16, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Professor arrested for ties. Geez, how ugly does your tie need to be to get arrested for it?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
The demand for their services is getting thicker, and TSMC is getting larger. It looks like their competitors picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AWS opens its first office in Greece. Classic Amazon move from alpha to omega
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Parler squeals
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Thu January 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
In news that will devastate your parents, Costco is closing down its photo centers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amazon in trouble with watchdogs because Prime is too hard to cancel, "manipulates customers" by urging them to reconsider during the process
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
AI-powered tribble. No word on if it detects Klingons
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
EverAlbum, a "free" photo storage app that *suddenly decided* to get into the facial recognition business after a few years, is settling with the FTC and agreeing to delete photos from inactive accounts AND the algorithms they developed from them
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sorta news: Parler may not be done after all - they just found a new domain registrar (the same doofuses who host Gab). UltraFark: whose CEO is literally a Monster
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump was good for one thing: Keeping Twitter stock price high
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The Jobs Report silver lining is a lie
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